THE BEE: OMAHA, FRIDAY, MAY 10, 1918 The Omaha Bee i DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY ' FOUNDED BT EDWARD BOSE WATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR i .THE BER PUBLISHING COM PANT, PROPRIETOR.. Entered at Omaha pottoffice a Mcond-clast Matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION ; cam r Bill n( Bandar R km. .......par wets, life hriat,Hw Omiif without Band... 100 " 1 Ciw and Bunda?...,.. .. f ls " f t BtcdUmi wttlamt Huodr... .............. fi ' iawUr Be only t09 i mi nolle of cbaaf at addraa at Inaiularltr la dtUnri I Onaba Bes Ciioulatloa Departaat. uruua A THE AMTJCIATED MIESS ? flu AamtatMl Pre el le Tb Bet ti a sMabsr, ta aelatffely i'mtitltd to tea ana tor publication of all aana ' to It or sot otherwise credited la tbli vapar. and alat tba heal news caMlthed brtrin. All rtfhu f public Uo of ant a?wlai altpsicbs I an alaa ressried, f . "T7" i REMITTANCE I portal ordet. Only I aad I-atnt auapa to panseai at small acoouata. Personal M excel aa aad aartam aeoaat. Dot accepted. . - . OFFICES ;fn.h-Tl Km Boll!. - '"Crff J!j? Bldu Canrtl Bluffs-14 N. Itaia W. K. toala-Naw B k of Coaaam ' CUwola Uttla BtuMlaf. WMhinftoo 1311 0 St. ( L , , , - l 1 CORRESPONDENCE addma eoauBwiteattoM rtUtln W ata aad editorial MM W Oeiaha Baa,. Editorial Department. . APRIL CIRCULATION. . j: Daily 67,265-unday 57,777 ytftu drralatloa far tha aioBth. subset-lbed aad aaora to ST Dwtflu Vllllaos. CtrcuUUoa Maoaiar. - Snbaxribara Uavlni tha city should have Tka Be maild 1 ta tbm Addraaa chanfad aa altoa aa rquUd. THE BEE'S SERVICE FLAG , i . rr-i . u i t. Uii-1 'Ml It la to be expected that a new. broom will weep clean at the start Precedent haf won another victory over pa jtriotiim in jte United States senate. j . Lloyd George appears to be as firm in Eng land as though he had been elected for a four ear term. - - . ' r Ta? ttia m Mmmif llAIIAPi Waft Amrfi- ' A I 11 TV V H QVIVII bViUlliuoiUltvi ej T i V i v-e Ibcrats, would they make a republican mayor? Not ;fcy a Jugful. i Next to the splutter of the machine gun, the loise of the riveting hammer is the saddest music ;the kaiser has to hear. 7 j Yes, but there are not one but two bachelors rimong the city commissioners chosen at our re !nent municipal election. '"No official can go-on being re-elected for- ever." World-Herald. Certain United States senators and congressmen will be wise to take notice. ' . ' ' .." " ' ' ; The United States "now has a half million fighting men across the water. The kaiser will be advised of their presence very soon if he does tot already know it. it." ' It would help a lot if the food administration tnd the bakers would , get together on bread standards and, stick to them. This 'everlasting rhanging of weights and prices is tod confusing to be assuring. .., , If the voters had designated the particular departments' which each of the commissioners is to manage, this pulling and hauling and trading far department assignments 'would bey forestall 1. Really, that might be the better way. !v, A Billion Buahela of Wheat . Secretary Houston of the Department of AgrL r ulture is quite optimistic in his forecast for the r.heat crop of the coming season. He talks of the i assibility of a .billion bushels, although this is f-.r from being a probability. It is reasonably cer t Ja, though, that the yield of wheat in the United Ctates will be far greater than that of last season. Already the improvement noted in the fall-sown crop has lifted the estimated yield! by 12,000,000 tassels over the April forecast. This, however, rn!y provides for 372,539,000 bushelswhich will V ;air 428,000,000. bushels of the spring-sown ? :.:ltty to bring the total up to the billion point. I'xst year's total for spring: wheat was 232,758,000 V-stel?, so that the crop this year will have to c almost double that in order to attain the secre tary's goat In 1915 the total wheat raised was a tittle above a billion bushels, of which winter contributed 673,947,000 and spring furnished 351, 54,000 bushels. How great an acreage has been sown to spring wheat will not be-known for tome time. A far better prospect than last season U reported. The established fact is, that unless roroe calamity now overtakes the crop," the yield tf wheat for 1918 will be much larger than that tf 1917, and a corresponding surplus will be at land to feed the hungry abroad who art depend : '.'jr on America. ;- - " '' .'' A GOOD JOBTHE COURT HOUSE NEXT. The turnover of the city hall is admittedly due to a rampant, feeling among Omaha voters that a change of control is overdue. , The city hall crowd had simply been in power too long, with too much scandal, too much loose ness and extravagance, too many shady transac tions, too much nepotism, too much accumulated rust. . '- It is time to wake up to the fact that the conditions prevailing in the city hall that aroused the people to the point of discrediting the bunch are duplicated across the street in the court house in the county board's management of the county affairs. The throttle governing the outflow of money from the county treasury is as wide open as that governing the outflow from the city treasury. The do-nothing employes over there drawing fat salaries are as plentiful; the county institutions are about as' costly to the taxpayer as they could be; the questionable deals causing talk of graft are just as numerous. In a word, the one thing urgent in the court house, as in the city hall, is a change of control of the managingvboard S clean-out of the barnacles, pie-biters ana chair warmers a business grip on the purse strings that will spend the money intelligently and get us full money's worth for it. Omaha has done a good job in applying the broom to the . city half. The steam behind the sweeper must not be allowed to die down without doing the same job in the court house without putting the ring in the county board out of busi ness. "V': -v. Hitchcock LandsThe Kaiser Laughs. Despite" his notorious record 6f pro-Germanism and his obvious unfitness for the place, Sen ator Gilbert M. Hitchcock of Nebraska has been landed -as chairman of the committee on foreign relations to succeed the late Senator Stone of Missouri by virtue of. the seniority rule of pro motion. ' ' r " The kaiser and Von Bernstorff, with whom Hitchcock wis closely hobnobbing while the ambassador was pursuing his intrigues in Wash ington, must be laughing up their sleeves to see this position so important in our war and peace strategy manned by a senator who has done more to earn a red eagle than most of his imperial majesty's subservient counsellors. . , The senate committee on foreign relations, in discharge of its constitutional duties, is one of the ftiost vital parts of our government ma chinerymore so in time of war-than at any other time. Its chairman should be? a man of ex perience in world politics, and today more than ever is it required that be have the confidence of statesmen and leaders abroad as 'well as people at nome a connaence jntcncocK nas torteited. Up1 to our very entrance into the war Sen ator Hitchcock was openly pro-German. He spon sored the kaiser's bill to stop the export of arms to the allies and to make America helpless by closing down all our munitions factories. He pro posed a measure to help the kaiser still further by shutting off the sale of securities by the allies in this country. . Even after our entrance into war Hitchcock gave out an Interview saying he saw no reason for us to declare war against Austria, the kaiser's partner in 'crime, and only a few weeks ago, through his newspaper, he sought to preserve the right of alien enemy subjects to vote .in; Ne braska over the next presidential election. , From start to finish, we regret to say, Senator Hitchcock has not been "right" on the war. Of all the members of the foreign relations commit tee, he is the one who conspicuously falls short est of the full measure of Americanism which the leadership of that committee should com mand. , , Under' these conditions the elevation of Sen ator Hitchcock to--this chairmanship, while t. fine vindication of the moss-covered rules, cher ished by our American house of lords, is an in sult to the loyal and patriotic people of this country and an affront to our allies. A former United States senator recently said that it would be easier to expel Hitchcock than to set aside the operation of the priority rule in his favor and what' has happened verifies that statement. The sooner the senate frees itself from the onus of such a rule the better it will be. . It, is now plain that seven commissioners to govern our city hath business "are needlessly too many. Three commissioners, consisting of a mayor, '.a . commissioner of public works, and a commissioner of public safety, together with an independent elected auditor to keep check- on them, would fill the bill at least as well, if not much better. ' tSMMMnililBlMBliBiiBBBMBSHSSSJ ' 1 Germany is now feeding European neutrals on itemized statements of what frightfulness has cost the oppressed who have fallen under the heel of the kaiser. The other side of the picture will-be exposed later on, when what it has cosjt Germany will appear. ' ' Finland is to have a German king, too. Pres ently the kaiser will have each of his six sons provided' with a kingdom, demonstrating the' prudence that has withheld them from the danger of the battle line. - Farmers as Favorites of Fortune War Time Prices and Big Crops Brings Home (he Coin . New York Evening Post The latest government crop predictions, foretelling increased crops, With wheat, at the head of the list, estimated at about 900, 000,000 bushels, and decreased prices for practically nothing, make urban humanjty turn a moist eye of envy in the farmer's di rection. Not so long ago those of us who habitually dressed in store clothes and could rely with a reasonable degree of certitude .uporripay envelope every Saturday,"pre- tended not to pity the man who, all summer through, worked a daylight day, and who seldom saw any long green save that which flourished in his fields .and in the wood lot. -Professors of history o?-those days pre- Y tended to be worried by the drop in our rural population, and foresaw tor us the fate of .Rome. Some of us, who remember free silver days and populism, marvel how times have changed, how the more fortunate half of our people has succeeded, by a happy turn of fate's wheel, in melting down its "cross of gold". into a comfortable surplus at the bank. For much more than a decade the farmer's - stock has been rapidly going up; the great international calamity, with its accompanying food scarcity, has merely ac celerated a steady improvement in his con dition. - f 1 No one can deny that during this war, in particular, our 50,000,000 or so fellow citizens who live on and by the land tertainly fare better, both absolutely, and comparatively, than any other considerable element of the population. Even your twenty-dollar-a-day man has to pay the farmer tribute through the agency of the butcher, the grocer and candlestick-maker. Your farmer has no ex penses similar to those of the city worker. He pays no landlord a war advance; he eats his own products except when it pays better to sell his hogs at $15 a hundred and buy part of them back later on in the shape of bacon daintily put up in glass. He gets prac tically everything he -requires off his land except his clothes, which obviously, need be less ostentatious or elaborate than those of the city man. And even these clothes he can Ket by mail-order cheaper than at the store. In short, the rise in the cost of living affects him only pleasantly, on the surplus side of his ledger. But the farmer has the advantage not only as a buyer, but as a seller also. Every other industry finds itself faced with govern ment regulation. More and more manufact urers are coming under the "administrator's" thumb. Not so the tiller of fields, baselv mis represented by Millet in "The Man With thej yt, hjuiiie, oiigui auciup.is iitivc uccn mauc to regulate crop prices. Wheat was pegged at $2.20, to the. accompanying wails and lamentations of rural communities. But there the regulation pretty well stops. Why? Be cause Washington knows that the farmer's business is the most elastic of all, and, ca pable; of the. greatest diversification. - Unless, therefore, the authorities decide to regulate all agricultural products,, the farmer will, without doubt, find himself pretty safe behind the law of supply and demand. And there is little likelihood of his being socialized in this manner. For, although he has become prosperous as never before, the atmosphere of oppression and misfortune which surrounded him in the days of 1893, the melodrama of mortgage foreclosure, still hovers about him. He is still a privileged n ohav i r- Tear Ago Today In the War. t he Italian war mission arrived la ' "ashington. i London received the first dlsqulet k' t reports from Russia. ErltlBh launched attack against ulfarians southwest of Lake Dolran. v Day In History, J . ; William E. Reed, Omaha nanager r Clay, Robinson & Co., born 1872. Charles E. Ady, life insurance man, ' rn In 186J. . Viscount Bryee, former British -bassador at "Washington, born In -ast Ireland, 80 years ago. L :r Thomas - J. - Lipton, merchant 1 sportsman, born in Glasgow ' 8 m ago. -r . Gordon Bennett ' proprietor Oe New York Herald, born in v York City 77 years ago today. 'y Day In History. ' ' ' 1818 Montgomery Blair, President coin's pogt master-general, born In tucky. Died at Silver Spring, -yland, July 27. 188S. , . ! 48 Rear Admiral Francis A. z, who commanded Schley's flag- at battle of Santiago, born at Just SO Years Ago Today J. D. Her has sold the old Boyd packing house to the soap manufac turing firm of Fage, Dere & Co. of Creston, Iowa. The firm will Im mediately commence to manufacture soap here, giving employment to about SO men and turn oufubout 250 boxes of soap daily. ' , . The mayor has called a special election for Tuesday, May 22. to vote upon the subject of granting a fran- chise to the cable tramway company to build and-maintain tracks on a number of streets In this city. The building contractors and - ma terial furnishers' association will hold -S-mpton, Mass. Died October 8, . an Important meeting this evening to complete me organization of the '1 In response to the call ; of lent Lincoln, the flret Vermont nt of volunteers reached New City. ' . v- , . r M Monument to the mother of -fte-tftn Unveiled It Vrar1u.iba. ... Va, l builders' exchange which was under taken, soma time ago. - . Richard Kitchen has returned after an absence of several weeks. , Four teams stuck in the mud on N street, in one block, were on exhibi tion today, and they were good teams. Round About the State This is "clean-up- week" In Schuy ler, and every town patriot Is admon ished to keep the home fires burning rubbish. v Cy. Black at the Hickman Enter prise, having calmly studied alien plots and other disloyal activities, be lieves the time has come to "order out the firing squad." "It 11 refreshing tor note." says the Nebraska City Press, "that the 'dollar slacker' Is a rare bird. Only, in iso lated instances, taking the. slate aaa whole, do we hear of men refusing to come to the aid of their country in Its greatest hour of need." Two foolish booze runners gathered up a cargo of 40 quarts of Cheyenne lightning and imagined they could nut it over for coin in Nebraska. They got ty several near-the-boundary towns and might have succeeded had they ducked Kearney. Kearney can sniff a booze van tea. miles or something like that- This one didn't "let away, and theflown sleuths coralled the precious cargo and the owners. Wonder if that far-flung sn iff Wins a snifter? Editor John E. Kavanaugh, the new steam radiator of the York Democrat makes a broad Raleigh bow to the community and promises to boost for all things that make for progress and general uplift "Everjf legitimate effort," he says.,a advance the in terests of humanity, the welfare of the community, the upbuilding of the town, the growth of the community and the betterment of civil life will have the support of this newspaper, and to that end we Invite the co-operation of every citizen Soldiers and thq Suffrage The decision of the War department that soldiers in France shall not be permitted to vote for members of congress or other offices next November is conveyed to congress, not by a communication from the president, but by a letter of Adjutant Genera!MtCain to Senator Vardaman. Whether the president has ever passed on the question- we do not know. "The department has reached thede cision that their (the soldiers') vote cannot be taken without serious interference with military efficiency.".: It "will. permit soldiers in this country to vote as their respective states may direct." ,: In other words the secretary of war takes the same position that Edwin M. Stanton, perhaps his, most distinguished predecessor, took in the civil war till he was overruled by Abraham Lincoln. Lincoln saw that an Amer ican soldier does not cease to be an American citi :en and that his vote should -count as much as any slacker's indetermining Amer ican political policy. v We had one presidential election while the civil war was going on. Union soldiers could only vote in accordance with state laws: some of the loyal states had made no provision for such voting. But in 1864 116,887 soldiers' votes, representing 12 states, were counted for Lincoln and 33,748 for McClel lan. This relative showing has some signifi cance, perhaps, for 1920, if the war goes on so Jong, though in 1864 no result in any state was affected by the soldiers vote. Lincoln ran for re-election against a general popular with his men and not without friends throughout the army and beat him three to one. That a civilian would have been worse beaten is certain. That the sentiment of fighting Americans is to sustain' a fighting administration cant hardly be denied. The problem today, is a graver one. We may have a million and a half of our best men in France by November. Perhaps 20, 000,000 men and women will be entitled to vote for members of the house and senators. The per cent in France might easily make the difference-between a majority for Wilson's party and a majority against that party. We imagine congress will want to be shown why a mere casting and counting of votes hurts "military efficiency," and how. Possibly the president will want to be shownSentimental ly, Americans generally are opposed to dis franchising wearers pi the uniform; senti-;. mentally they are opposed tq having the nation's army kept out of touch, with the duties of American citizenship. Between, the breadth of Abraham Lincoln and the forceful narrowness of Edwin M. Stanton the choice of President Wilson should not be hard to forecast Brooklyn Eagle. y character, to be protected and boosted on every occasion in congress. Besides, he and his family constitute about half the elec torate, and therefore it doesn't seem, likely that even his JU-cent cotton will be regulated. The only fly in his' ointment, at present, would appear to be the abor question, which worries him as much as it does any other industrialist. Sixty dollars a month and board is being paid out west for farm labor, and none to be had even at that Here he must compete with the city employer. nd conse quently will have to revise his ideas about the value of hired men, or Tie and his sons will have to do all the work themselves. But even so, the whole country is anxious to help himTthe womenare turning out ad army of farm laborers, and the boys are being organized for his assistance. Well we all know that upon bumper crops depends success in the war; and so long as the farmer's factory of acres produces to the limit of its capacity we can afford to see him TraA aai i vaywi Can Hitchcock Qualify? Kearney Hub. Washington advices are to the effect that Senator Hitchcock will in all probability be promoted to the chairmanship of the foreign relations committee made vacant by the re cent death of Senator Stone of Missouri. The sum and substance of the supposition is that the senate will not set up a new precedent by ignoring Hitchcock, next in order, for that might catch some other grave and reverend senator later on. v We all understand very well how the sen ate of the United States is bound to pre cedent to a greater extent, perhaps, than any other body on earth, the next nearest, being thev house of bishops of the Episcopal church in this country. Customarily the house of bishops forms a hollow square and saves the good name of the church by protecting an offending bishop, but recently in the case of Bishop raul Jones of Utah it departed from that precedent so far as to permit him to resign on evidence that he was suffering from pro-Germanism and anti-American pacifism, i his was tne wise, sensible, pa triotic thing to do. But what shall wexsay for the senate of the United Mates? Here for instance is. La Fgllette, whose presence in the senate is protested by every patriotic person in Amer ica, and against whom charges have been made and his expulsion asked for much greater offenses than were committed by Bishop Paul Jones. La Follette stays; sticks, in fact; because the senate is too cowardly to break down the old precedents and do the thing that is right because it is right. Now as to Hitchcock's case: We believe that no person is doubting Hitchcock's abil ity. We might doubt his democracy, and even his political sincerity, but we shall not be prone to question his - intelligence. But he does not for all tha measure up to the stand ard of a man who should head that great committee a man who should stand some where for some considerable length of time and should have established a record for standing conscientiously 'and" consecutively for American interests and ideals. Indeed, some of Hitchock's offense are worse than the offenses of La Follette, and we are sure that no one would be sb bold as to whisper that the Wisconsin senator be made chairman of that committee. It is true that Hitchcock confesses now that he was mistaken, that he has seen a new lisrht -and that he stands ready to stand shoulder to shoulder with those who are for America first and win the war at anv cost And while he is making this 'confession we can not for get his -alliance with the German-American alliance which insured hts re-election m 1916. In the face of that one damaging fact, not to mention a few otherJ-quite as damaging, wc may sun asK: can ne quality; Schools Must "Carry On" In taking issue with Dr. Claxton's need less press aeentinir in behalf of the retention of the German language in this country Dr. w. l. Hornaday expresses the view of the great majority of Americans. The national commissioner of education is wrong. The German language will stand through the ages as the medium of exoression of barbar ism. Nothing that it represents, nothing that it expresses, is wanted by Americans. Here after the secondary languages of this country will be French, Italian and Spanish. To France we will go for much thatTias hereto fore been foisted upon us by the insidious Uerman propaganda, of which we have been too much -the victim. Germany stands for barbarism, France for civilization. Despite the criticism it has evoked, an other re:ommendation of Commissioner Claxton will have the approval of thinking persons, as it has had that of President Wil son. This is that the youth of the country not of draft age shfuld remain in the schools and the colleges "carrying on. ' Many Americans have not vet fullv erase ed the underlying meaning of selective serv ice. Still Under the spell of the volunteer t. . . i . . system inneruance, iney urge DOys to rusn to enlist in the military service. Commend able as is the patriotic spirit of the youth who would desert school or college for the colors, their duty is to stick to their present tasks and await their turn, which will come i . . . . . . as eaciweacnes mannooa and is needed. J . The draft law assures to the nation alfl the men it needs and can care for. Another need of the nation present and future is a full supply-of educated youth. The flower of America's young manhood is now in uni form. How many of" these splendid young men will return to aid in the important work of rebuilding no man, can say. Unless there are others to fill the places of those who do not return the nation will be crippled. It may come hard with the youth of theschools and colleges to wait and "carry on, but that is the best service they can now renaer ineir country. jew York Herald. Editorial Shrapnel Washington Post: When Bill the boche loses his. throne he can at least claim he has given the world its crowning example of the high cost of firing.. , ; . ' Washington Post: Those giant Hun murder boats may be able to go 10, 000 miles, but not at the rate of the dreadnoughts of the air which will chase them. St Louis Globe-Democrat; The brotherhood of man! Well, Amer ica's co-ooeratlon with. England. France. Italy, Belgium, Portugal and the rest of them is part or it. , Minneapolis Tribune: Germany de mands from Russia an exchange of well prisoners for sick ones. . From what we .have heard of German ybris ons there couldn't be any other kind of exchange. : New York World: Petrograd has never yet been entered hjr a foreign foe. But as it dates back only to May, 1703, when the first house was built on its site, its unique distinction among continental capitals is of only two. centuries' duration, while Athens and Rome count their age In mil lenniums. - 1 - New York Herald: Hindenburg has had thirty days of grace added to the date he promised the German people he. would be in Paris, and is practical ly as far from his goal today as he when he gave his promise. It can be said for the ruffian of the wooden im age, however, that he hasn't yet equal led the kaiser's record for1 Parisian dinners mv4. j Twice Told Tales One Class of "War Workers. A government official said at a banquet: , "There are some men who desire to do waf work of a showy, facile and nonflangerous nature. These men are, to be found in all the Allied countries. Doubtless they are to be found among our enemies, too. "They remind me of a colored orotner who got religion. . He was a lazy chap, a remarkably, lazy chap, this colored brother. Nevertheless he proclaimed loudly that he was going to help on the good cause with, all his strength. "He wound up his first prayer In this manner: " Tse me. Lord, use me in mah advisory capacity!' " Washington Star. , . Snrlnclne the Tran. ' " "Before I became an author I hadd more money than brains, but now 1 have more brains than money," said the speaker at a meeting. "How is it with those who have neither?" inquired . one of the au dience. , j "If the gentleman desires te relate bis experiences, I will cheerfully give way." was the quick response. Bos ton .Transcript. . ' All For Charity. 'V "Did the old duffer ive you any thing toward the charity funds you were soliciting?" - "Oh. yes: he gave me a smile of approval That doesn't cost anything." Baltimore American. ; State Rights and Secession. Grand Island, Neb., May 8. To the Editor of The Bee: In a letter appear ing in your issue of this date a writer refers to those who assume to deny the constitutional right of a state to secede from the union as being "relics of the stone age." I fear in his own person he himself best exemplifies the phrase. His words are: "One of your correspondents takes - exception to Vice President Marshall's statement that the south had the constitutional right to secede from the union. Let him learn that the doctrine of states rights was held by Presidents Jeffer son, Madison, John Quincy Adams, Polk, Taylor, Monroe, Pierce, Harri son, Van Buren and Buchanan that President Wilson holds lt--that Daniel Webster held It" etc. The Implication here is that state rights include of necessity the right to secede. Every one believes in state rights. But, thank God, few citizens of our republic be lieve in the right of any state to se cede and break up the nation. He who does so believe is a "relic of the stone age." But I challenge the accur acy of your correspondent He says President Wilson believes in tho; right of secession. In : Volume IV of his "History of the American People," page 201, President Wilson says of the right to withdraw from the union. "It was an assumption, the theory of which would hardly have been seri ously questioned while the generation lived which made the union, though that generation would have been as ready as any that followed it to make protest, it might be of arms, against actual secession." I shall be interested to see formal, documentary proof that President Wilson has changed his view. Your correspondent says Presi dent Buchanan believed In secession. On page 203, of thi3 same book, Presi dent Wilson says "Buchanan promptly and. unequivocally denied the right of the states to secede." And of Daniel Webster's position the same writer affirms "For a majority of the nation no conception of the union was now possible but that which Mr. Webster had seemed to create and bring one for all to their consciousness in the debate with Hayne." And every school boy knows Webster's ringing utterance "There can be 'no such thing as a peaceable secession." . I trench no further on your space. The claim as to belief in secession on the part of other presidents may well be put away in a pigeon hole marked "Important if true." x LOUIS A: ARTHUR. "Over There and Here" Belgium's - church bells rimj-'no more. The Hun Invader takes-them as he does all other movable "booty, sending them to the meltJngpot to be made into guns. , ' : ; Raleigh Hughes, an Annapolis grad uate, declined a naval appointment that meant a desk Jpb, and rushed to a recruiting station and enlisted. The Ih'e- ones want service, not Jobs. "You big fat Dutchman." his- "lov ing wife" called Philip H. Lester of Detroit. Lester resented the unkind name and showed the court that ha was born in Sweden. The court held that the intent was to slur Lester as a German, and that was sufficient ground for divorce. So ordered. A trolley car painted red, white and b"ue, the motorman togged out as Uncle Sam and the conductoress garb ed as Columbia, is the unique war stamp sales shop rolling along the surface lines in New York City, The street car people staged the plan and are winning applause and business all along the line. One.of the first cases coming under the so-named moratorium" for soldiers and sailors was decided in favor of the defendant, an enlisted man, by a Minneapolis court. The plaintiff sought to foreclose on a contract for the purchase of a home on the install ment plrin, on which $55 had been paid. The court, however, intimated that if plaintiff refunded the $55 paid in, foreclosure would be allowed. ',. "Hats off to -Mr. and Mrs. Cecil Strawn of the Barneston vicinity .'Vex claims the Beatrice Express. "They have just given Gage county & real object lesson' in patriotism." The Ex press relates that Mr. Strawn. a young married farmer, had a ovt draft num ber and would not be called for some time, but finding a neighborVegistrant had deserted, a family council decided that Cecil's duty lay in Joining the colors. He is now at Funston. "Cecil Strawn and wife." concludes the Ex press, "are ' of the stuff which has made America what it is today. All honor to them." 1 , SMILING LINES. Toun Lady (on her first visit west) What do you hire that coll of 11ns on your saddle for? Cowboy Th.t line, you call It, lady, w us for catchlnic cattle and horses. Toung Lady How Interesting! And what do you us for bait? Boston Transcript. Gladys Would you sooner be an old man's darling or a young man's slave? Penelope A young man's slave It Is so much easier breaking a young man In and making hlra to tha mark. Chicago Her ald. "Queer, wasn't It, thatth woman who hid a lamp thrown at her got such heavy damages?" "Why was it queer?" "Because It was manifestly a case of light assault?' Baltimore American. "W don't know what we're fighting for," complained a Prussian private. "What's the difference?" retained another. "We -wouldn't even get It, any-' uiin(ioa oiar. "I suppose It Is the ambition of very girl to marry a"" millionaire." - . , "Many have hopes." "A'nd many of those hopes must be blasted. However, there seem to be enough lieutenants for all." Louisville Courier- Journal ' . ' . Miss Muddle Co you know anything that is really good to preserve the complexion? Miss Knox Why, dear? Are you Inter ested in somebody who has one ? Boston Transcript... . e- Examining Officer And why did you as sault the sentry in this brutal fashion? Private Hank (late of the gas house gang) Well, de guy sea h challenges me, so I busts him one in de jaw. Jester. Husband Hurrah? I'v got a week's va cation. Wife How nice. " Now you can dig the garden, clean out the cellar and whitewash the kitchen. Puck. 'Ta, 'are all those young doctors in the hospital where we were German prisoners?" ' Of course not, my boy; why do you ask that?" . ' "Because somebody said they jrere in ternes." Baltimore American. IF GOD IS WITH THE GERMANS. If Cod Is with the Germans, - Then I choose otherwise: I'd rather hold the devil's truth , Than half the German lies. ' If God ta with tha Germans, Then good-by, God, for me: I'd rather Join the devil's crowd That fights to make men free. If God is with the Germans, Then every wrong Is right: And falsehood, rape and murder foul Ar virtues in his sight. Tf God la' with the Germans, . 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