S If THE OMAKA, FRIDAY, APRIL' 2G, 1918. 1J ...... Conducted by Ella Fleishman J IK r: rg$J You'll never v o v be undecided as to ivhich ) r'I beverage to order for self 1 friends or family after you've tasted j I' IT B EYE RAG E Iff I !i THE EVERT DAY SOFT.DHINK ( If Not for a single second. Right HJyl l:;' . off sudden your selection will be fSS I l ,.; Gund's every time no matter what piySPJ5) I i f time of life your years regis eSl f "' PIMA tcf' l'8 different better. Ijllllflil If V I ' , Try It Have a case jllffl ikll 4V V"H tent home. Watch how i , V1 X-V everybody "oa" for it. ML' y lM yf Th Gund Company ilff! T"SS ' AV ta Cross., Wis. gS22Saa A ' J h tfik Uth and Leaven- ll IF EATONIC FAILS L- YOU LOSE NOT ! A SINGLE PENNY 1 - V j STOMACH I, R. L. Kramer, am the man who tave Caecarets to the world. I now make publio announcement of my latest success, EATONIC Tablets, for the benefit of the millions who are suffering from indigestion, dyspep sia and stomach ills, unaware that a great modern remedy has been dis covered to prevent them. The knowledge of what EATONIO is doing will be good news to a great many people probably ten out of every dozen who suffer needlessly from stomach weakness ia some form. By using EATONIO Tablets regularly after meals, they can now find easy escape from their troubles. Druggists all over the country say that EATONIC ia proving even a greater success than my first great remedy. Results in thousands of cases prove that dyspepsia, Indi gestion, heartburn, sour stomach, painful bloat, nausea, fullness after meals, belching of gas, etc., quickly disappear with the use of EATONIO Tablets after meals. The peculiar virtue of EATONIC ia - bits remarkable power to almost in stantly neutralize the excess acids that cause cases to collect in the stomach and disorder the digestive processes. By thus removing the cause of stom ach trouble, the painful, disagreeable effects naturally disappear. My own confidence in EATONIO Tablets ia without limit 1 am so absolutely convinced of their marvel ous power that I do not hesitate to urge a trial by every man or woman who" experiences the distressing, painful nd frequently dangerous effects of a bad stomach. In fact, I regard it as my duty iff utilize to the fullest degree my per Bee Want Ads Are For I Personally Guarantee and Will Pay for a 50c Box If Eatonic Tablets Do Not Quickly Remove Every Trace of Indi gestion, Heartburn and Sour Stomach. H. L. KRAMER. WEAKNESS aonal influence, as' the responsible originator of EATONIO Tablets, to induce a wide-spread ubo of this modern stomach relief. To my mind, the big, important step is the trial test; for my experience proves that the very first box of EATONIO Tab lets invariably convinces any one that indigestion, dyspepsia, heart burn, bloat, flatulence and sour, gassy stomach are no longer nec essary, even after the heaviest meals. ' Therefore, I make this guaranteed offer: Buy a large 60o box of EATONIO Tablets from any drug store. Take it according to the simple directions. If you are not fully convinced that EATONIC is. indeed, the marvelous digestive aid that thousands claim for it, lust send me the empty carton addressed, II. L. Kramer, 10188. Wabash Ave., Chicago, and I will at once send you the money you paid the druggist. Could I give you stronger proof of my absolute faith in EATONIO Tab letsT Can vou in fairness to your self, refuse the proof of the merits of EATONIO at my risk, and refuse to get rid of your stomach miseries? If I could emphasize my words make my advice stronger I would do so, because I am intensely earnest when I tell you that EATONIO Tablets ,and they alone are the final and per fect solution of the "Great American Misery" Bad Stomachs. . Don't donbt don't question or quibble BUT ACTI For your stom ach 's sake for comfort, health and success in life make a start with EATONIO Tablets today and begin to realize what a good stomach means to you. Business Boosters SOCIEi Y ft $ By MELLIFICIA Miss Regina Connell Is "Recording Angel" In Board of Health Every day new avenues of work are opening up for our girls. Steno graphic work ceased to be a novelty some time ago and when we consider library training, canteen service, clerical work and all the different branches of the Red Cross, to say nothing of driving-trucks, making hay on the farms and planting war gardens, the word "service" seems to be the watchword of their lives. It remains for the "Goddess of Lib erty" to attempt something new and entirely different, in the line of activ ities. In the office of her father, Dr. R. W. Connell, in the Board of Health, Miss Regina Connell may be found with a puckered brow and inky fingers, carefully recording the births of the month on the records. Miss Connell says the last few days of the month are very busy ones for her, for she is so busy with other war duties that she is forced to postpone this work until the last of every month. She tried to enlist one of her friends the othr day to help her, for the task is really more stupendous than one would imagine. Some really amusing things come up even in such dull things as state statistics and the pretty "recording angel" tells an amusing tale or two about the work. Much to Mist Connell's surprise, A Brilliant. Dry Polish Affinity Polish puts a hard er, more brilliant finish on varnished surfaces than any other polish. Requires less rub bing. Gives a brilliant, dry shine the lustre- lasts. AFFINITY POLISH and Affinity Cleanar r, handmaiden that i llftlUn work. Affinity Cleaner Initantl? re- more dirt and grease from Bands, clothing. eto. JTo arid, lye or arlt. C'lranef. S8o lb. Can. roJUh, ZSo anil 50c . At Tour Drnlrr'p. I THE AFT! MTV CO.. Omaha, U.S.A. Hoarseness and Loss of Voice Easily Corrected When there is pressure upon the nerve that runs be tween the fourth and fifth joints of the spine in the neck (cervical vertebrae) there is weakness of the throat. In such cases, improper use of the voice, the inhala tion of gasses or dust, or other causes, may cause hoarseness and loss of voice. Nature needs all her normal nerve strength to throw it off. The sninal adjustment removes the nerve pressure and Nature does the rest. This method of treatment is bringing relief to hun dreds. Why not you? A free analysis of your spine will cost you nothing and place Nyou under no obligation. DR. JOSEPH C.UVRENCE BdBJ.N.W.tor.leioulas 5ft ernct MvM TAtPHONfl ii :n: ejowoouu e tUieTSUMoav W-WALHUT toe friritl II 9 I IB IISI ii . ai mm i "Stout, tShlpelyr ill if1 The Nemo Self-Redndnt Corset hat driven II 'ml. the ihapelrta, honelen "atout woman" 1 iV ' outofexiatenre. ft U an actual euential III I 'I' 'to million of women. v I in It h tht ONLYtvmt that I I f NJ Hi s. ultra (yi eanil conrcin kttUtk I OsSJn It reduce fat pritnlf. Kamoni the N world orer for comfort and durability. I A m $ m Mny model, for all fall flfnre-3.00. I liV'H I M.OO.J5.00 an S8.0O. V- Lily ' TJwre are many imitation! of (A S'tma I II GENl'INEI BE A WHS WQMANI WwAJ SH Ne brtnak-ruaMa IaitiMe. Xew Ttrk mtj)R fob Newly-Patented Invention b tk FIRST Wf! REAL IMPROVEMENT Df BRASSIERES WZ Hill S?l T " InstMthr adjusted, after hooking, by pull on tapes ; , V II (( yT'M ft waist. No tugging at hooka. Flat bust: amooth - 'ri:l 1 1 1 IWu unbroken tinea. Model for all figures, in all !L : : -I IL'lWr' slief $1.00 and iLSO. jf; jfi :j MiMM-MM-BKWHMMeMia-WK-MKKMeHMeBaBa April 25, 1918. jjj two slips were found recording two births in one family. Thinking that the physician had made a mistake Miss Connell telephoned him and found tha't twin babies had come to a certain twice-blessed home. High School Play. The Girls' Student club will give a colonial play, "Girls of 1776," Friday night, in Central High school audi torium. Proceeds from the play will be equally divided between the fund to send a delegate to the national con vention of Student clubs and the Cen tral High scholarship fund. This latter fund is used to help needy students through school by providing funds to pay for filing work done by pupils after school. The performance will start at 8 o'clock. Kratz-Marshall Wedding. The marriage of &'iss Lila D. Mar shall and Mr. Lloyd G. Kratz of Nehawka, was quietly solemnized Wednesday evening at the home of the bride's parents, Mr. and Mrs. W. D. Marshall, 2408 North Twenty eighth street. Only intimate friends of the family witnessedhe ceremony. School Concert. The French department of Central High school will give a concert May 7 in the school auditorium to raise money to complete the purchase of a victrola and records for the French department The program has been arranged by Miss Mary Alice Landis and will include vocal solos by Miss Phyllis Tebbens; piano solos by Miss Edna Taylor; and dances by Miss Mildred Jack. French victrola rec ords will supplement the program. The entertainment is one of a series being given by the department. Dinner Abandoned. The informal dinner party planned in honor of De Wolf Hopper by Mr. and Mrs. Louis Nash Wednesday evening had to be abandoned, as Mr. Hopper found it impossible to keep any social engagements, his stay in the city was so short. Tea for Visitor. Mrs. S. L. Cooper entertained at an afternoon tea at the Blackstone to day in honor of Mrs. S. S. Askew of Wray, Colo., who is the guest of Mrs. Porter Askew. Mr. John Kuhn leaves this evening for Excelsior Springs to be gone for three weeks. Mrs. S. S. Askew of Wray, Colo., who has been the guest of Mrs. Porter Askew for the last two weeks leaves for her home tomorrow. Jesse Lowe, jr., George Christie Lowe and Allie Pratt Lowe returned east on Sunday, Jesse Lowe, jr., go ing back to their home in Beards town, 111.; George Lowe to Van Rensselar Polytechnic school, Troy, X. Y., and Allie Lowe returning to Northwestern university, at Evanston. Mrs. Jesse Lowe and youngest daugh ter, Sarah Elizabeth Lowe, will re main in Omaha at the home of Miss Fannie Pratt, Mrs. Lowe's sister, un til the colleges close in June. Mr. Fritz Bucholz, who has been employed at Hog Island for several months, has enlisted in the navy and expects his orders very soon. Mrs. John S. Brady, who underwent an operation at the Wise Memorial hospital Saturday, was moved to her home Tuesday. Lieutenant and Mrs. Hal Brady are now'at Atlanta, Ga., where Lieu tenant Brady is in charge of the army warehouse in that city. Lieutenant and Mrs. Brady were in the city for a few days last week, owing to the illness of Mrs. John Brady. Women Replacing Men In Crossett, Ark., a lumber town, women have taken men's places in the lumber camps, wearing overalls while at work. The government can conscript the slacker, but can only appeal to the patriotism of the person who wastes food. Their voluntary effort is the only thing asked of the women of America. Peirsemals Have Several Vests By GERTRUDE BERESFORD. WHITE broadcloth with a vest of lemon sports silk of rough weave develops this charming suit. Two narrow belts of white cloth hold the vest at the. waist lin: and end in two gold buckles. Blue gabardine would make this suit particularly adapted to spring wear with several adjustable vests. One of white cloth, another of pique and a third of nat ural pongee would make a delightful variety in a spring costume. Advice to the Lovelorn By BEATRICE Wants to Do Farm Work. Dear Sllss Fairfax. Omaha Bee: Having read your very excellent advice to others, I feel that you could help me In my present dilemma. I am deelrou of going out on a farm and aailatlng eome hard working farmer's wife and feel that I could do this very satis factorily, as I have spent all my time since finishing school with my mother helping her with the work around the bouse and various other things. Now, don't draw the Impression that I want to go somewhere and be at household drudge, for I do not. I want to go where I will be treated as a sort of companion and at the same time assist with things around the home. Now the people are expected to work, work, and then work some more. I am perfectly willing to do this, but not In a stuffy office. What I want to do Is to be somewhere where the people are not al ways Judging you by the clothes you wear and where they believe in retiring before 12 and 1 o'clock at night. Now, you may think It strange that I should be writing you this letter and mak ing this request, but I truly want you to tell me where I could go in order to file for such work a I have written you I am will ing to do. Do not think that this Is a passing fancy of mine, which will wear off In time, for it most certainly ts not. Of course I would not care to go any where without asking any questions. The place I go to must be vtry respectable and clean and the people must not object to my going to a Protestant church once In a while. Dear Miss Fairfax, kindly advise me as to whom I should turn for help in obtaining this place, a I truly want to be of some real service to some one in this wide world beside myself. Trusting that you will not consign my letter to ihe waste basket without answer ing It, I am, very sincerely your, ELIZABETH J11LLER, If you will write to Miss Carol It e Stringer at the Central High school she can give you the Information you desire. I am sure that you would enjoy farm lite, but It mean hard work, early and lata. Sixteen. Sear Miss Fairfax: I have been reading your advice to the lovelorn for a long time and now I come for advice. I am a girl of It. I am In love with a boy of IS. I love him dearly. My folks permit me to go out with him, but be does not seem to care for me. How could 1 draw this boy' attention towards me? He only wand King,.Nta mni Mtiial Aathar :RY WOMAN EVERY MOTHER EVERY DAUGHTER NEEDS IRON AT TIMER To help strengthen her nerves and put color into her cheeks There can be no beau tiful; healthy, rosy-choeked wonn with out iron. Tlte trouhle In the past tins been that when women need ed Iron the generally took ordinary' me tallic iron, which oItn nnrmitul .1 Ktomach and did mot narm inan good. I nlwaryst insist tnai my tlentu take only organic tiwMix ated Iron. This particular form or Iron Is easily assimilated, does not blacken nor injur the upset the stomach. It will Increase the itrengtu and endUranL weak, nervous, irritable, careworn. ItaggunJ-lookins women In ten wys time in many instances. I Mw used It In my own PC.VCL, W"D nost surprisms results- r cruiuu Vote? niixateo IRON reeomm" e by Dr. Ferdinand King eat be l Irem ny. good crug -t guarantee of success er, I all nai druggists. I ) FAIRFAX. takes me out one a month and I want him to come oftsner. Is it proper to kiss hlmT Should I invite him for dinner? How high do they wear the dresses? What kind of suits are in style? How should I wear my hair? Hoping to ee my letter In print in the Morning Bee, thanking you In ad vance, I am, VIOLA. Do not allow this boy any libertle and pay as little attention to him a possible. If he does not take you out very often 1 would not ask him to dinner. Modest girl are wearing their dresses to their shoe tops. Suits of blue serge are always good, and this spring the models are very pretty and girlish, with collars and cuff of con trasting colors.'' Wear your hair In a low pompadour or parted on one side with a soft roll In the back, pulled .down (a little over your ears. Not Worth Remembering. Dear Miss Fairfax: I am 18 and have known a young man two years previous to his enlistment. He Is about 20, and I am sure his mother approves of his lik ing for me. About a week ago he wrote that he was simply tired of me. Tou don't know L.w badly I feel about It. I have lots of men acquaintances, . but there are none T love. L. H. My dear girl, .you do not love htm at all! Vou can't. With the foolish contrariness of human nature, you want what Is l ot good for you, what is refused you. What this bo;- did t hard-hearted, cruel and ut terly Iniliflerent to the right ot anyone but himself. Fancy marrying a man who would hurt and lacerate your feelings when ever he' took a notion. That a boy of 20 should chai.ge his mind about hi. supposed true-love Is not so very startling; but the nonchalant way that he cast you aside, as he would a pair ot old gloves, must rouse your pride and dignity to your defense. Cultivate ths society of other boys. Tou will find any number who are far more admirable yes and lovable, too than this weakling. Write to Him. Dear Miss Fairfax: I am IS and sngaged. A few days ago I received a letter from a friend of my fiance (a married man) saying that I should break oft the engagement at the wish of my fiance and return the ring without asking any questions. Now. Miss Fairfax, do you advise me to return the ring or wait until my fiance calls at my home and offers an explanation? He ha proven that he love me, so I cannot make out what It all means. CYNTHIA. s am heartily out of sympathy with your accepting any "commands" from this friend of your fiance. Either you or some member of your family ought to writ a dignified little letter to the man you were planning to marry. Tell him that you feel he owe you an explanation ot his conduct; that the letter from his friend puzzled you, and that a you are unaware ot anything that has come between you, you cannot conceive why he could have let an outsider writ you a letter that hurt you so. Tell him that you have not thought of trying to hold him against his will or of atemptlng to make him do anything he no longer desire to do. Ask him to either write to you or come and explain his sudden change of heart; tell him that since he wants to be free, he shall be free, but that you feel strongly (and tnow that after ' thinking It over he will agree) that It 1 only fair for you to know what ha changed him so. Tou have "rights" In the matter. Dance Together. Miss Beatrice Fairfax. Omaha Bee, Dear Madam: A man and his wife formerly de voted very much to each other attend a publio ball for the purpose of enjoying the muslo and looking on, agreeing with each other that they will not take part after en tering the hall. She or he without consult ing each other dances with another party, leaving the other, sitting, true to their agreement, hurting the other" 'feeling very much. Is this perfectly all right or should the one that danced have consulted or asked for permislon to dance, and is It not cor rect for the offending party to make apology for o doing? It would have been very discourteous for the gentleman to have left hi wife iltttng alone while be danced with someone else. But, Instead of spending such an unpleasant evening, why didn't they dance together? School children all over Nebraska are vying with each other to give th best 50-word reasons why one should invest in third Liberty loan bonds, The contest, for which $100 in prize, is offered by T. C. Byrne, state chair, man, closes May 1. Five additional prizes are offered by The Bee. Here are a few of the best reasons! Helping Uncle Sam. By Barbara Roome, Aged 13 Tear, 4211 South Twenty-second Street. Omaha, South Lincoln School, Eighth A, Miss Walsh. Teacher. Once more Uncle Sam calls to us, bot rich and poor, to put our hands In our pockets and help raise the third Liberty loan. We cannot all go to war, but we cat deny ourselves enough to buy Liberty bond. Come, buy bonds. Do Not Let Kaiser Rule. By Ann Pearsall, Aged 11 Years. Sixth B, Windsor School, Omaha, Miss West, Teacher. Awake, patriots, from delusive dreams ol peace. Keep the Germans from our shore! Do not let the kaiser and autocracy rule our nation of liberty! Buy bonds willingly! Remember, in all these year of peace, Uncle Sam has given you all you posses. Now fill his pocket. Today's Watchword. By Elvera Turnqulst, Aged 13 Tears, Eighty B, Walnut Hill, Miss Gross, Teacher; 1416 North Fortieth Street, Omaha. Today's watchword, "Buy a Bond." Wa must back our boys and the allies up ia this fight for democracy. Surely democracy must overcome autocracy. "So come across or go across." "Oar father wielded well The sword of Bunlcer Hill. 'Tis up to us to get The sword of 'Junker' Bill." Reasons Why You Should Buy a Liberty Bond. By Loran Graham. Aged 15 Tears, Nortbi Bend High School, North Bend, Neb Seventh Grade. Teacher, Mis Sovereign. Don't let the Hun do to the ret of th world like they did to Belgium. Don't be a lacker. Don't be like the hunter. Give, th Hun the heavy load first Go over the top with your money till you have nothing lef but Liberty bonds. . Strive and Win. By Marian Graham, Aged 14 Tear, Sargenfc Neb., Lone Cedar School. Miss Sophia Perrin. Teacher. Must we, citizens of America, sit her with our hands folded while the Sammle are sacrificing their lives for us? No! Then show Uncle Sam we can help buy Liberty bonds. Show him we are striving and going to win. Liberty Bonds. By Viola C Davis, Monroe, Neb., FlftB Grade, O'Kay School District It, Aged 10 Tears. Miss Ina Mahood, Teacher. Everyone who loves Old tliory should buy Liberty bonds to help oust the kaiser. Let'a nut our shmiliWi ti th. .. i i the Beast of Berlin that the people who . ; ... ana 01 lne rree ana the hom of the brave" ere loyal to their flag. Make Dollars Fieht. By Marjorle Corey. Aged 11 Tears. Sixth B, uuiusur ocnooi, vmana. Neb.. Miss West. Teacher. ManT Amerinnna thlntr ha 1. i. .ii ...a. VJ vttlULina .h I ' cheerin our Sammies and hating . J Brs oelns patriotic. But does mat demolish autocracy? No. We must make our rintlnr- fltrt.. T. r,i i ut a jjiuerty Dona ni l. ,Very Kun and our bravs Sammle mil uu ins resu Do Our Share. By Louis A. Walden. Aged 11 Teamf Junior ".I-.U1IUW opeaKer or Jefferson School, Sixth Grade. North Platte, Neb. Miss Sylvia Watts, Teacher. We cannot all shoulder gun to retain th llbertV mir fnrAfnthar. AiA - n... . ' . .ut. (JUL W at borne can help do our share by buying Liberty bonds to financially back our gov ernment. This is easy compared to what our noble Sammies are giving. So buy bonds and more bonds. We Must Conauer. By Florence Seward, Aged 12 Tears, Omaha uani OUIIUUI, OlXtn H. MISS Compton, Teacher, we are In the greatest war In our his tory and we must win at all cost! Germany Is trying to make all the nation of the WOrld Slaves, but WA mnef nnl -,K.v.l. yt.i conquer the most treacherous nation in the wuiiu. nay ijioerty Donas. Do Your Bit. v By Itlchard Scholes. 4210 Nicholas Street Omaha, Neb., Aged 14 Tears, Central High School. Wide OUt thin Pllrvea . . - 1 . t. i j i un speakable horrors Germany! This nation which has lost all sense of right or wrong;. Z .J V".."" rom uoa than any heathen tribe ever was. Heln the ricrht.n. cause. By United States Liberty hnna. Good As a Bomb. By Wlllard nodfrers, Aged 13, Windsor School. Kighth A. Omaha, Neb. Miss West, Teacher. Tf vou vera In rtormunw u Jl , . would you hesitate to throw It at the t course nou Kaen. Liberty bond you buy Is as good as a bomb and In th end will effect the kaiser the same way. If you can't go across, coma across. Back Boys in Khaki. By Nloma Ryne, Aged 14, Ninth Grade.' Scotia, Neb. Miss Fred rick, Teacher. Our country Is again calling for money. Tou have another chance to help In th great struggle for liberty. If you are a 100 per cent American, show It. Buy a third Liberty' loan bond. Back our boys in khaki. They are doing what they can: do what you can. Help Lick Kaiser. ' By Pearl Griffin, Aged 13, North Bend, Neb. Miss Sovereign, Teacher. Buy a Liberty bond. It will help Uncle Sam and help lick the kaiser. Uncle Sam would like to see a Liberty bond In every home. Our soldiers need food, clothing and ammunition. Tou can help buy it for them If you will only do it. Don't be a slacker- No Bullets. By Walase Graham, Aged 13, Sixth Grade, High School, North Bend, Neb. Miss Sovereign, Teacher. , Don't let the boys In France run out of ammunition I There was an army that did not have much ammunition. The people would not lend the government enough money to buy any. The enemy was com ing; the men fired their last shot and the commander of the other army said: "If they fire another volley, retreat." So th enemy won! To Save Allies. By Shirley McConnell, Aged 11, Sixth Grade, Pender, Neb. Miss Smith, Teacher. I think we should buy Liberty bonds to save our country, the allies, and to save as many soldiers from needless suffering as we can. To make a lasting peace so such a war could not happen again, and to show we will do all we can to win the war. Why We Buy Liberty Bonds. " t- ! I CI. I. TT r . . . dj onuiejr oiu.ca, v . u, io. a. tier man. Neb. Miss Carlson, Teacher. I think we should buy Liberty bonds to help the soldiers and Red Cross nurses-who have to go to France and fight the kaiser.' If nobody In the United States would buy bonds what kind of a war would this bet I don't think It would be a very good one, do you? Buy bonds. Buy Liberty Bonds. By Edith Peterson, Aged II, District t, Ithaca, Neb. Miss Johnson Teacher. Wake up, y peace-loving people. Buy your ahare of the third Liberty loan e that we may conquer the terrible beait of Berlin. Don't be a (lacker or you may regret It later. Uncle Sam need th ;m s9 that you and I may help to establish jus tice and peace forever. The appointment of Miss Katherine Wallas as deputy chairman of the London County couhcil marks the first occasion on which a woman hat been elected to this position.