THE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, - APRIL 23, 1918 The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY - FOUNDED BY EDWARD E03E WATER ' VICTOR ROSE WATER, EDITOR THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR. " Entered at Omaha postoffice aa second-class matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION Br Cantor. Br Hall. Oillr and Bandar ...,.p wmc, 1M fat rear. ISO 141 wHAOllt SwidU ' l i M Kteoing and Sunday " I0o " ( 00 ftramna without Sunday " Sunday B onlr , " . aoe Sand notice of eaangs of address or trrefularlt? la dellrefj to Omaaa Hee GreuUUoa DepertaMPt. ' MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS n Associated Pma, of which Th talll mawhw, (a oaiurtnlr entitled te Um use for publloattoa of all am dlipatoaes eredltad in tt of not otherwise credited la Uu pspef, and alio tlx local news mibliibed hrtn. All tifhta ol pubUeatiot ef our epsciel dimatcba) an alto marred. i REMITTANCE Rmit bt draft, Mpmt or postal order. Oft If I J l-eaat ataapa t arm lu payment of mall eoooant. Peraeaal eiitok, esetpt aa Omaha and eeatera eicoenae, aot accepted. OFFICES OmsKa The Boe Bulldlnt. (Xiieeae People's flat Building, South Omaha 31S N BL Jisw Tort tte Fifth Am. . (VMitwII Bluffe-14 N. Mala St Bt Iala Nw B k of Coanefee, l-lncolB Uula Building. Wasalaitoa UU Q Bt. CORRESPONDENCE adds comumnlcatlona rclatlni to am and editorial Biattoi to Omaha Be, editorial PoDartmaat. MARCH CIRCULATION 66,558 Daily Sunday, 56,553 lrrr sirculatioa tor sM nvwta, eubterlbea aod I worn to 10 Dwlgat Williams. Clrealatloa liuuw. lailad Subacribera leaving the elty should have The Bee i te them. Address cheated aa eftta aa rao.ua tad. TAc See's Service I7a$ M-wnaww "9 iaaammaMa ' I Slates art mad, but seldom stand up. ' , Readjustment ol the air craft program is im minent, and it is not any too soon, ' Why should Douglas county 'continued ex. pending money to publish official notices in a' German language newspaper? 'Another erown prince who has been lost to sight In the shuffle is Ruprecht. He may be blasted out some day, but not on the battle front. : Mayor "Jim" has picked his running mates, and now the race may start, with people wonder ing as to just how the combination was arranged. 'j Watch out for gas attacks and air raids all aiUIIBJ I1IIC IIUW, lo CUM till. WU" being over the top and ready to grapple in the open. lU the' senator told the voters all the story of events leading up to the war, it is a good guess that he stuttered when the embargo episode was reached. Los Angeles wilt now more than ever insist on recognition alongside of San Francisco, even if 'the- southern, earthquake did fall considerably "shorY'df the lorce and effect of the northern variety. '''. .War against the helpless, the aged and Infirm and the babies, is a part of the general German plan, which makes no account of suffering it in flicti on any. A day of reckoning awaits the Potsdam gang. . Honor flags for the Liberty loan are waving thick out in this neck o' the woods, but the loan is lagging somewhere. People who were doubting the middle west a few months ago had better get busy on subscriptions. ' "Aid the Earth Trembled." Southern California has just received a shak ing up from an earthquake that would occupy a lot of space in the news reports were it not set over against the war. It will get grave and justi fied consideration from scientists, who will find in it an interesting, although not an uncommon, phenomenon. An earthquake first of all reminds us that the seemingly solid earth is an unstable body; that it it not a finished product, but is sus ceptible to and is undergoing constant change. Nature's processes are of such vastness in time and scope that man is not only unmindful but un- '. Atltat-1l-ini1ina' if lis CM It SVt ft -f iaaitikUaa VVMI4 litwli"B W lalVIM, M VVMRIIIVB VI UCIIIUIVIS are simple; merely the slipping of one stratum of rock upon another, the creation of a fault, with j:nt. i t i . i . us cunacijuciii uisiui uantc ui sunacc conditions. How deep this lies, or what modification of 'in ternal conditions bring it about, must be left to conjecture. Mother Earth stirs in her unrest, and works of man crumble. Much ingenuity has been expended in projecting experience of the past through the future, depicting one or another of many possible endings for the habitation of the race, but all at last come to the same con clusion. We, do not know, and every now and then we are reminded of our lack of knowledge byeventi such as disarranged a Sunday's pro gram in the neighborhood of Los Angeles.. WOMEN AND OLD GLORY. The Bee has aroused a healthy interest among the women folks by its publication of the gen erous offer of a patriotic citizen to reward the one who suggests the better form of salute to be given the flag by women. While this competi tion is in progress, and its rivalry is keen, we would like to say that, although woman may be deprived of certain privileges of military service, and therefore of some of the formality to which man may lay claim, she is not requested to forego any of that splendid quality of devotion that has made the, story of Old Glory so wonderful. Long before Betsy Ross sewed together the stars and stripes that make the flag we all love, the mothers of America stood beside their hus bands and brothers in the struggle to create a country where freedom should forever dwell. The woman who loaded the rifle for her man while he fired at the marauding Indians, who aided the soldiers of the Revolution, who in 1812, and in the '40s, and '60s and the '90s did those things that only woman can do for the fighting men of the republic, have well won a part in all the flag stands for. It is natural that the women want to give some sign of their reverence and love for the banner of their country, but, whatever sign they may adopt in doing so, nothing cn exceed the proof they have furnished by sacrifice and service. No Sign of Early Peace Von Ilindenburg's talk of "peace by August" is being repeated in this country by people who tire either ignorant of what is going on, or who are willfully aiding the enemy. Peace by August lis only possible with the entire collapse and with drawal from the field of the German armies. This is a contingency so remote that it need not be considered. What must be kept in mind al ways by our people is that we have no reason to look for an early peace, and that many months of hard fighting are before us. The Hun is beaten id his present great smash; this does not mean that he is unable to continue fighting. A tremend ous military power is not so easily exhausted. French experts expect to drive the invaders back, but they also say the Germans have pre pared lines of defense all the way to Berlin and beyond. This ought to give a picture of the im mense job ahead of our armies. Moreover, none should lose sight of the fact that we are fighting the German people. The masses are united be hind the kaiser more solidly now than ever. The hope of victory to compensate them for the heroic sacrifices they have made hords, them to gether at this moment; when the tide definitely turns against them, they will battle to retain what they have grabbed. No reliance is to be placed on reports of extensive dissatisfaction or disorder in Germany. Our job is to defeat the German people, and only when that has been done can peace be established. Food for the Belgians. An instance is presented that shows the all enveloping character of the business the United States is engaged in. Obligated to provide food for the armies as well as the people of its allies, with its own citliena voluntarily restricting their diet that something may be had from a short supply for others, it is called upon to feed also the victims of war who are within the German lines. Belgians and French in the occupied dis torts are hungry, and unless the United States can get bread to them they wilt starve. This has been a condition since 1914, and is not changed. It is one of the most shameful chapters of Ger man history that the helpless victims of its great machinery of destruction have been denuded of til means of life and thrust out to perish. To be sure, the kaiser and his coadjutors relied on the fact that the people of America would not see a nation starve to death, and so gave them selves no concern, because they knew we would take 'up the job. Now, in the midst of battle and when we are short of ships for the transport of men and munitions to France, we stop to send food to Belgium. The war lords of Potsdam will snort with glee as they watch this act, but they know in their hearts that it is going down on the record against them and some day the ac count must be settled. Austria ismore concerned about internal than external affairs just now. Czech and Jugb-SIav opposition to the government bids fair to flame into open rebellion at any moment, while the Magyar influence is also arrayed against German ascendancy, thus assuring Emperor Karl any thing but quiet moments. All this means the end of kaiserism. ' How natural it is that the military authorities who murdered Edith Cavell should refuse even to consider a petition for pardon in behalf of a woman prisoner. Kultur is never expressed so well as when inflicting brutality on a woman. The all-highest now repudiates the .battle which has been lost. Just a few days ago he pro claimed it as "my battle," but Ludendorf will get the blame. A year ago the kaiser promised the pope that Rheims should not be destroyed, and he car ried out that pledge as faithfully as any he has made. Source of German War Power "Achilles Heel" Rests on the Iron Mines oj Lorraine Prof. W. H. Hobbs, University of Michigan, in New York Times. A single Irive eastward rrom Verdun which should penetrate no further than the present German offensive has already gone (30 to 35 miles), would bring the war at once to an end. This is easily proved, and has been admitted as long ago as March 20, 1915, by a deputation from six of the most power ful industrial and agrarian organizations of Germany made in a confidential communica tion to the German chancellor. This confi dential memorandum was obtained and pub lished in France in 1916, and its truths are self-evident to any student of mineral re sources or of economics. No one needs to be told that the sinews of land warfare, which in turn t'epend upon de veloped resources f coal and iron. Germany, while possessing almost inexhaustible re sources of coal, has no considerable bodies of iron ore outside of Lorraine, and her great industrial development since 1871 is entirely to be accounted for by this body of iron ore, which was wrested from France with the conquered provinces. In 1870 Ger many produced but 1,400,000 tons of pig iron, whereas in 1913 her output was nearly one third of that of the entire world. Of the iron ore which she mined for the purpose, three fourths came from the Lorraine beds, all of it from a circumscribed area some 30 miles long and eight miles- wide, hugging the French border. A considerable percentage of the remaining third was obtained from the province of Luxemburg in the same area over the frontier to the northward. The district extends also across tin frontier into France, so that t!.e German (L-.-raine) iron ores we t of Thionville (Diedenhofen), the French ores of the plateau of Briey w. I the plain of the Woevre, and those of t!.e province of Lux emburg, form ' one coi,....uous area, v'lich spreads out in all directions from the com mon frontiers of the three countries. The near border of this great iron district is dis tant scarcely 10 miles from the present bat tlefront on the heights of the Meuse east of Verdun, and the further edge only about 20 miles beyond. How has Germany suceeded in prrotecting this most vulnerable and vitally important section of her territory? The story is an in teresting one. On July 25, 1914. 10 days be fore war was declared, with "malice afore thought," Germany sent the entire 16th army corps stationed at Metz and a portion of the 8th corps stationed at Treves and Cologne to occupy in force the Lorraine iron fields along the entire frontier. Here, while the small bodies of French "covering troops" were keeping 10 kilometers in the rear of their frontier under official orders issued in the interest of a peaceful solution of, the in ternational situation, the German troops mounted batteries and felled trees to make ready for action. On August 2, two days before war was declared, German troops ad vanced through the neutral territory of Lux emburg and occupied the iron district there, then, crossing into France, they advanced upon the French fortress at Longwy and oc cupied the French iron district as well. Thus two days before the declaration of war Ger many had the entire iron area of France and Luxemburg, as well as that of Lorraine, firmly in her grasp. France lias accom plished the modern miracle of her defense against Germany under the handicap of the loss of most of her iron-producing district and been forced to bring much of her iron from her colonies across the Mediterranean and from other sources. Now let us read the confidential memoran dum of March, 1915, which was presented to the German chancellor, von Bethmann-Holl- weg. The report says: "The manufacture of shells has required quantities of iron and steel of which no one could have had an idea before. If the production of pig iron and steel had not been doubled since the month of August, the continuation of the war would have beep impossible. "As raw material for the manufacture of these quantities of pie iron and steel the 'minette' (Lorraine ore) takes a place of greater and greater importance, because this ore can alone be extracted in our country in rapidly augmenting quantities. The 'min ette' covers at this moment 60 to 80 per cent of the manufacture of pig iron and steel. "If the production of 'minette' had been disturbed the war would be as good as lost." (Translated from the French.) The report goes on to say with much force that if French troops had been able to ad vance into Lorraine five to 10 miles beyond the frontier, or had even held the frontier, the war would have ended from Germany's lack of iron. Verdun is referred to as the "bridgehead" of the iron region, and the fol lowing conclusion is arrived at: "The security of the German empire in a future war necessitates therefore impera tively the possession of all the mines of min ette,' and comprises the fortresses of Longwy and Verdun, without which this region can not be defended." It was shortly after the submission of this memorandum to the German chancellor that the great drive on Verdun was begun. This gives special significance to the recently pub lished statement of M. Pichon, the then French minister of foreign affairs, since veri fied by the ex-chancellor, von Bethmann Hollweg, that Baron von Schoen, the Ger man ambassador at Taris, had instructions to demand of F-ance the handing over to Ger many of the fortresses of Verdun and Toul for the period of the war in case France should agree to remain neutral. As Verdun is the "bridgehead" of the main "minette" area. Toul serves a like purpose with regard to the small outlying section of "minette," situated a short distance to the northward f Nancy, an area which has continued to re main in trench hands. In the minette iron district is therefore the Achilles heel of the German monster. Once driven from this area, Germany would be forced to an unconditioi al surrender, as she has herself admitted. Development of the iron in Ukraine, with which a "peace" has recently been concluded, is not . ossible on a scale comr. ensurate with Germany's needs without several years of development, and the question of transportation across the 1,200 miles which separate the district from the industrial section of Westphalia and Khenish rrussia would have to be solved Should the attempt be made to bring the ore in sufficient quantity from the equally dis tant Kiruna mines of Swedish Lapland, means would have to be found by the allies, as they have been found before, to interrupt the lialtic traffic. Life in Women's Land Army London Times. The most human of all the women's armies is the land army, and its activities are as varied as those of any of the others. In a college at Wye women are being trained as farm bailiffs. They started a course in December, and will be ready for their duties early next month. They have been specially picked from the rank and file of the girls, and the choice was difficult. Women bailiffs are urgently needed in many parts of the country, as they have proved their worth where they have been already employed. Fifteen scholarships were offered, ana there were 300 applications. Three or four of the farms which were taken over from those who were running them badly have been given to women's agricultural committees to run, and they have made a big success of them with woman bailiff and women farm laborers. In some districts the women are tackling the plague of moles, for with nearly all the ferrets sent to France this pest has become serious. They are learning mole-catching and some of them get quite expert in a week. It is intended also to teach them rabbit catch ing, but the rabbit when alive is almost as elusive as when dead. In forestry, too, the girls are doing well, and a class for fore women is being started at Lvdney, in Gloucestershire. There is a big demand for gardeners, but the women who organize for the food production department have a sharp way with people who want them. Their aim is to coax food from the land, not flow ers. Market gardening, of course, has the official blessing. There is no farming operation which has not been performed by some of the girls, no matter how dirty or how hard. The girls who drive the tractors have been so great a success that "No girl has been returned" is the official statement,. They love the work and are welcomed everywhere by the farm ers. Women farmers are to be found in Yorkshire and Sussex, and have been "sanc tioned" for Dorset. They get their training from a local blacksmith, who mends agri cultural machinery, and they are allowed only to do work connected with agriculture. The care of machinery has a new impor tance, and women who learn to do this work will find a future in it' if pleasant surround ings in country scenes will make up to them for a not very high rate of pay. All through the land army the pay is low compared with that in other kinds of women's work; for agricultural traditions die hard. Yet the call of the land is so great that a fine type of girl constantly answers it. The humanity and the kindliness of the women who have thrown themselves heart and soul into the organization are largely responsible for the spirit of the army from Miss Meriel Talbot, Mrs. Alfred Lyttelton, and their colleagues downwards. If you would realize how human the land army and its directors are you must know something of the welfare work done in it. Welfare is hardly the word, for it has been gravely misused. The welfare worker for the girls at headquarters at the food pro duction department is really a long distance games mistress; she is the town friend, ad viser and shopping guide pf the girls who are isloated in distant farms. She gets into touch with them by means of the monthly magazine, the Landswoman, started by the Board of Agriculture. It is the most human of papers, and in it the girls tell each other how to cure chilblains and describe the dif ferent kinds of cow that mav live on one farm. There is a serial story and many pic . t ... I, . . mrcs oi ine gins goon looKing ana strong in their country corduroys and smocks. Best of all, perhaps, is the editor's letter, which links up the girls with each other, and suggests amusement for winter evenings. The first number was published for Christmas, and it brought the editor 200 letters. Une girl asked her to buy a cake and post it in time for her boy's birthday, which he was spending in. Palestine. Another wrote yearningly for some pretty lingerie at the winter sales, as there was only flannel ette in the country shops. Another asked for a play with no eonvriffht fee that would not shock the country ladies who might wit- . !i A t, .1. . ness u. nu tnese commissionSj and many others, has the editor faithfully carried out. She has also made it her business to see that every girl gets asked out to tea at least once a month, so that her social sense may not grow shy from disuse. Ten thousand copies of the magaaine were printed in the first month, but it was bought up so rapidly that four times the number will have to be printed for March. Poetry, too, is published in the Landswoman, some of it the work of girls who wielded dustpan and broom when they were "townies." Here is a verse from a farm benediction by a group leader: God bless the cow, altho' she bellows. God bless the cowmen, honest fellows. God bless the. byre and bless the stall And bless the laborers, bless them all. God bless the roads and bless the fields, God bless the land and all it yields, God bless my little cottage home, To which at night I tired come. One Yea Ago Today In the- War. British renewed battle of Arraa and pushed Germana out or nearly eight miles of their front trenchea, Foreign Minister Balfour, head of the Brltiah commlaalon. conferred with President Wilson at the White House. ; Tha Day We Celebrate. General Sir E. II. II. Allenby, com mander of British forces in Palestine. , bora 67 years ago. Frederick C. Penfleld, former Amer ican ambassador to Austro-Hunjary, bom in Connecticut, CI years ago. Thomas Nelnon Page, American ambassador to Italy, born in Hanover , county, Virginia, 65 years ago. Dr. Arthur F. Hadley, president oi Yale university, born at New Haven, (2 years ago. ' W. Murraw Crane, formnw t'nltoil States senator from Massachusetts bom at DaltOB. Mukd.. 85 vnar-a awn This Day In History. 16J6 William Shakespeare, the world's greatest literary genius, died ' at Etratford-onAvon. Born there , April 23, 1564. 1T91 James Buchanan, fifteenth president of the United States, born at Cove Gap, Pa. Died At Wheatlmi. . Pa4 Jure 1, 18C8. Hot Napoleon, after four days' OKhUng, Crove the Austrians under Arcrhduke Charles into Bohemia. - 18C1 General Robert H. Je as sumed command of xhs stata troops of Virginia " J ust 80 Years Ago Today Tha bids for tha grading of the South Omaha boulevard, which will require tha carting of 60.000 cubio yards, was opened by P. E. Her in the office of tha South Omaha Land com pany. A maple sugar social (known as a sugar eat) was held at the Methodist Episcopal church. The South Omaha liles club was on hand to help thera One hundred and fifty cars of stock came in over tha Union Pacific tracks. Lafayette Toung of Atlantic. la., wa,? . it' i lty nd mde Pleasant call at The 13ee office, IT. K. Burket, tha North Sixteenth street undertaker, has Just purchased a handsome and convenient trans portation wagon and ambulance which will be found a vast Improve ment over the old style of open wagons. Aimed at Omaha York Nsws-Times: Tha old hotels in Omaha are burning up. Great loss of life, but not of humans. York News-Times Tha Omaha Bee is again going along gloriously, the war news making material for good headlines. Plattsmouth Journal: Soma fel lows evidently got their sufficiency In running for office in tha recent pri mary for commissioners in Omaha. If they don't know when they've got enough the voters wll, tell them. Grand Island Independent: Rev. Titus Lowe of Omaha, who has been In France, declared to a meeting of ministers at the metropolis a few days ago that the temptations to soldiers in France are less than they are in America the French girls being bet ter chaperoned than in this country. He added immediately, and resetted the necessity of adding it, that the fact was no compliment for the Amer ican girls. , Fremont Tribune: With two big Independent packing plants being financed for South Omaha that mar ket has an excellent prospect of be coming of greater importance than it has yet attained, though tt is now sec ond in rank in the United States. The plain reason for it la that South Omaha is in the center of the great agricultural and stock-growing sec tion of the country. This is bound to count In its favor. And shippers have never had better treatment at any other market. Right to the Point New York World: The simple life now U the wheatless and meatless life. Washington Post: There is no use In waving the Old Flag unless it is to get your arm in trim for real action. St. Louis Globe Democrat: As re gards the German drive, General Foch is expected, to figure as the man with the whoa. Minneapolis Tribune: Political gos sip has it that Colonel Bryan will seek the democratic presidential nomina tion in 1920. Republicans will be slow to believe anything so soft for them is possible. Brooklyn Eagle: We note without regret that the Prussian pretzel is disappearing in New York City. No fellow can eat crooked pretzels with out being . unconsciously predisposed to disloyalty. Chicago Post: "King Albert of Bel glum Decorates Pershing." It is a graceful tribute to America from a king so splendid in his chivalry that no man-made decoration can add glory to his name. Kansas City Star: George Creel has made a fpeech in which he in sisted that critics of the government were blind Samsons, pulling down the pillars of the temple. We had a hunch somebody would have to say that before long. Chicago News: There were lots cf people in the north who wanted to stop the American civil war before it was halt done. This continent weuld have been in a fine position to with stand the strain of today It tha pa cifists of Lincoln's time had their way. Twice Told Tales The Rich. Suitor. Francklyn Ruthven said at a lunch eon at Hot Springs: "An old banker here last week con fided to me that he was going to pro pose to Gaby Dellcieuse, the beautiful hula-:.ula dancer of Broadway. He seemed very much in love. Hla hand shook and his voice trembled as he told me of his loverlike hopes and fears. "'Mr. Ruthven," ha said, 'do you think it would be morally wrong if I deceived her about my age?' " 'Why, no.' said I. " 'I'm 4,' he said. Don't you think my chances would be better if I told her I was say 50?' "The banker's brother happened along just then. He heard the last words and snarled: " Tell her you're T5 or 60, George. Then she'll accept you sure?" Wash ington Star. - Huiuan Riddles. Miss Mary Garden, the singer, com miserated at a New York reception with a movie star whose betrothed had the bad taste to abandon her tor another. "My dear child, I can't understand it" said Miss Garden. "You're the prettiest girl in the profession. To leave you for that scarecrow! Ah, well , And Miss Garden, smiled and sighed. "Ah. weU," she said, "men are rid dles. They keep us guessing, and yet we'll never give them up."- New York Mail. "Hot Shot" Nails Some Lies. Omaha, April 19. To the Editor of The Bee: The editorial in one of the Omaha papers on the grand Jury's report Is an Insult to the intelligence of the people of Omaha. Suclv deliberate misrepresentation of the facts has never before appear ed in an Omaha newspaper, to my knowledge. The paper referred to shows how much it respects its edi torial columns, everywhere recognized as a newspaper's most prized posses sion, by publishing these falsehoods in the editorial column. "No particular attempt is made to 6top bootlegging," said this paper, commenting on the jury's report. Can anybody find any such state ment, or inference, in the report of the jury? No, but here is what tne honest columns of The Bee say: "Im proved conditions followed prohibi tion, and marked success was found in the prosecution of offenders." How is this for misrepresentation of facts, distorted to make political capital for the News and its camouflage candi dates? Here is another statement by the same sheet: "Indifference is shown toward suppression of the social evil." Can anyone find this statement in the grand jury's report? No, but you have the word of Uncle Sam's secret in vestigators that Omaha is one of the cleanest cities, morally and socially, in the entire country. Which do you believe, Mr. Omahan, Uncle Sam or the Omaha Junior Yellow? And, again says the Junior Yellow: "Our present commissioners have known of these conditions, and with the exception of Butler, have made no attempt to change them." Did anyone ever hear of Dan But ler, the eminent sociologist and re former, making any attempt in his term of office to change the moral conditions of Omaha for the better? "HOT SHOT" MURPHY. Jerry Sounds Call to Arms. Omaha, April 22. To the Editor of The Bee: I desire space to assert my estimation of the patriotism of : fellow citizens. It surpasses anything ever before witnessed by me especial ly the laboring men, many of them have bought bonds who can hardly buy bread. Notwithstanding the will ingness of these patriots ' make the supreme sacrifice of life itself for the safeguarding of democracy, can it be possible th t in years to come their memory will be forgotten. It Is nt and proper that the chivalrous story and valorous deeds of our warriors should be kept before the minds of the young men of the nation. So that' It might inspire them to emulate their example. With that idea in view some of Florence's citizens were to celebrate last Friday evening, but the weather did not permit, the anniversary of the Battle of Lexington, - -hen the first shot was fired in the epoch-making war for Independence. Likewise Pa triots' day of 1918 had a Couble sig nificance, for the sons of America are again under arms to defend the sacred cause of liberty, as did the heroes of Lexington. I might mention, too, that a resolution was to be read on the evening of April 19, rebuking the city commissioners for their action in refusing to name one of Florence's streets after the "father of the Amer ican navy," Commodore John Barry. The rebuke was deferred until May 7, 1918. Friday is the last day to register, don't be a slacker so you can admin ister a rebuke to the bell-hops of the corporations. JERRY HOWARD BRIGHT AND BREEZY. - Sha Tom, dear, I bava at lait discovered that I love yoa. He Ah, yon have heard, then, that my uncle has left me IS.000. Bhe eirl Attar that remark we moat part forever. X heard It waa 150.000. Boaton Transcript, Canvaaaer This la the very lateat work In your line. You can't afford to be without It. Intended Victim Still, I guest I'll do without It. I've been economizing aa much lately that It'a a (find of relief to do aome. thing I can't afford. Boston Transcript. "You have given me tome expensive presents.'' "Yes." . "And I regret that I can only be a sister to you." "That't all right, tit." said the young man, cheerfully. "You can square matters darning socks." Louisville Courier-Journal. She Whit is the correct translation et nn,,A n 9 h IaimIv .In vmi .av. mat He Faithful to the last. She The last! How horrid! And you've always told me before that I was tha very first! Minneapolis Tribune. "Could you give this girl a place In yeur musical comedy?" . "Not with that face." "She haa a beautiful voice." "Her place Is with a telephone company. Baltimore American. "Judge Flubdub dosen't seem to know half the time whether he Is going or coming." "That may be because he hat been re versed so much by the higher courts." Kansas City Journal. Lessons In Finance. A young woman who had just de posited some money in the bank for the first time was instructing a friend in the mysteries of. the proceedings. "But," said the other, "after you put the money in the bank, is it so easy to draw it out?" "Oh, yea," she responded, "you can draw it out the next day but you are required to give two weeks' notice!" New York Post. HERE'S TO THE STARRY BANNER. vIIer's to the Starry Banner! Let it -shine on our mastt and towers And here's to the Great Btpubllo, " That has welded her strength wth ours! Her flag's In the streets of London: Her fleet's on tha Northern Seal And her sons stand firm In the trenches. To fight til! the world it free. From the Lakes to the Mexican border, From Maine to the Golden Gate, There is drumming and marching and drilling X Through every giant State. It begins at the call of the bugle, With the sun on the earth's wide rim; And the heart of the Great Republic Is beating a battle hymn. The heavens are filled with her eaglet. Which circle and soar and awing, ThrouKh the windy sky. they no wheellm by, With her star on each widespread , wlnir: And in all her ports and rivers. In bulldinff yards and Slips, Night and day the hammers play ' On the rlha of her rlslnff ahina. She Is forging mighty armies. To fight in a war for peace: They shall leave her shores In a thou sand ships, To' strike till the sword shall cease. Till the tyrant's power Is broken, By land and sky and sea, The last World Conqueror overthrown, And the World, at length, Is free. London Chronicle, 1l!llll!ll!lliilllllllll!lll!llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIJ. HOTEL LENOX BOSTON, MASS. Offers All That is Best in Hotel Life s Recognized as the Head- g quarters of Boston's Rep resentative Visitors from " I every state in the union; L. C. PRIOR l;:l!!inii;i!!llili!i:ini'il:iliiliililltiliii!liiliili!!!li:iilllll' That Omahans appreciate the un usual in musical accomplishments is indicated by the tremendous in terest in the m Apollo Recital.... - in the BALL ROOM y of the e- BLACKSTONE HOTEL under the auspices of the Melville Clark Piano Co. of Chicago. Discriminating and critical audiences have been thrilled by the magnificent work of such talented artists as Miss Ursula Dietrich, pianist; Mrs. Florence Basler Palmer, soprano soloist, and Miss Isabella Radman, solo violinist, accompanied by tha remarkable Solo Art Apollo the new automatic reproducing player. It is indeed an opportunity for any one interested in player pianos to see a re markable exhibit of the latest improve ments made in players. Avail yourself of this last opportunity Tuesday. TUESDAY LAST DAY This unusual exhibition and recital con tinues Tuesday afternoon and evening. It is open and free to all. Treat yourself to an enjoyable afternoon or evening of unusual music. Bring your friends. Exhibit open from 10 A. M. until 9 P. Ma - ill V (