THE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, MARCH 26, 1918. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSIWATEK VICTOR EOSEWATER, EDITOR THS BEX rCBUSHma COMPANY, PROPRIETOR. Entered at Omaha pes toff ict m aeeond-elaas natter. ' ' TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION v By Cam sr. By Mall. jtU ana lui. par vet. IBs Per rear. Ki-W Daily without Sunday " 10a J 4.09 breams ana auca.y joo eln( mthcnrt Sunday to Sunday Ke onto - So Bead ootlot of euaose of addnat or Irreftilsrlt la daltftry la Omaaa Be Orculstloa iMptrtmrat. - 1.00 4.00 100 ('tittup--Ponple'l On BulldlM.' jfr Tone 2Tt9 rmn am. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS fh aaaecisutd Pratt, of te The B ! ateeitMr. l e-elui!ly emitted to tot sae for publlctlioo of ell aewe dupatcbM ertdiiM lu It or not otherwIM credited In thla paper, and (In to. Ideal aewt uttl!hed acrela. All Hhu of publleaiKn of oar ipmioI diipatccaa art also reamed. . REMITTANCE il;m:t by draft, txprtM or pottal order. Only f and S-ocnt mmr tafceu In nrmant of mall account. Peramtl check, txcavt oo taatia tad eeatera etch i on. pot accepted. OFFICES .Mnalit-Ttie liM Bulldlnc. ,,lk Om.li. Ml X Si. Cojk4I niurTK li Jf. Ma's Bt 8t loiila Xsw B' of Commerce. UncoloUttlt Bonding. Waahlnaton 13U O St. CORRESPONDENCE AMrw iwoimrmloatlooa reUtlns to oawt tad adltorttl atattw la Outha Bm. Editorial Department. FEBRUARY CIRCULATION 62,544 Daily Sunday, 54,619 K'rnn elrmlatlon fnf tha month, rjbtcrtord tod arora to BJ Dwtfht Williams. Circulation Hanatet. - Subscribers leavlnf At city ahould hair Tat Bt tiled t tana. Addratt changed aa often aa roquet tad. "They shall not pass!" still holds good.' A short visit from Jupiter Pluvius would hurt nobody's feelings. 1 Looks like busy season for little while for "King Arthur" Mullen. '- ' However, noon will not come until the sun crosses the meridian", no matter what the clock ays.' , , r Measured by the political balance, "Fee-grabber Bob" Smith threaten to be a liability instead of an asset to 'the other members of the Smith family. ' ' ,''-- : ' ; - The new flour ration may seem small, but six pounds per month is a fairly liberal allowance, even in good times,' unless one wants to live by bread alone. - : Incidentallydon't overlook the Boy Scouts who have been helping out all the other folks' drjves and for today only are engaged in a drive for themselves.' - Savings in food by hotels and restaurants in Nebraska loom up big, and the sojourners may determine from the ; figures how much they have' contributed to Mr. Hoover's campaign. k . , "' , The battle for the potash lakes is already on and, just think, only little while ago, all hands who knew anything about them bemoaned the fact that so much dear water was spoiled by "alkali I", 5 ' , ' " aaaaaaaaaaaaMHaaataMMSJ i . Prof. Scott Nearing has attained "martyrdom" at last, having been indicted in New Yoi;k for se ttition.", He says he esteems the indictment as '.hove a college degree, and very likely will be enabled to enjoy it in the seclusion of ft prison cell, where his unbridled tongue can do no harm. ' Western factories are to have a chance atthe new war contracts, but the advantage will remain with the eongeste4yeast In, time the balance may be ! shifted, but until the readjustment is inadethe western industries will be devoted to helping out ?n the great problem as best they may., ' ,v Tie world is now commencing to enjoy the first fruits of the bolshevik! surrender to Ger many, whereby more than a million German sol diers were liberated from duty in the east to strengthen Hindenburg's assault on the west front Pacifists should ponder the effect of peace and kind words on the Prussian. ; . Increase Acreage in Wheat. Most encouraging of advices come from the country, where the farmers generally signify inttntlof sowing a larger acreage of spring wheat this year. One investigator has brought back word that the area in Nebraska devoted to this crop mil be increased by 25 per cent over that of last season. This is most gratifying, for two rea sons. First, it is proof that The Bee was' right when it said fhat the farmers of the state were not to be listed either as profiteers or "pa trioteers," but could be depended on to do their full duty. 'Second, it means a considerable 'con tribution tohe food supply of the world. Spring whfat onder format conditions, is not among the leading crops of the state. It was greatly in creased last year because of the disaster that overtook the winter wheat Conditions now favor the winter sown wheat, and, although the acreage is below normal, the prospects for the yield are good, If the sowingf-of spring wheat is increased by one-fourth over ihat of 1917, the final yield of the grain for the'state ought to be very close to the normal amount, or somewhere around 65,000,000 bushels. This will be about all that .can be expected, and is the most eloquent answer the state possibly could make to those who per sist in misrepresenting the farmers. ' HAIG HOLDS DEFENSE FIRM. Whether the check is definite or not, the news from the great battle in France is that Haig's armies -are holding the enormous hordes thrown into conflict by Hindenburg. The fight ing has lost little of its intensity, but the Ger man onfweep has slackened, and the day was spent with no appreciable gain for the assaulting army. This may, of course, be due to the fact that the German advance had gone far ahead of supports, and therefore had to wait; but it is equally probable that .as the British army fell back it was able to concentrate and consolidate its resistance and thus bring to bay the fierce invaders. Allowing in full the German claims, and mak ing reasonable interpretation of the reports from London correspondents, any ground the kaiser has gained along the Somme has been purchased at a price he illy could afford to pay. Haig's forces have been withdrawn in magnificent man ner, his shock troops meeting the charges with such tenacity as to obviate anything like disaster. Once, at Peronne, the Germans undertook an enveloping movement, that seemed to succeed for a time, but the splendid rally of the British rescued the threatened flank, and touch with the French was maintained. j Such details of the fighting as have come through confirm the earlier stories that the drive was directed almost entirely against the British line. Canadians, French and Americans are mentioned incidentally as carrying on minor of fensive operations, but not as being involved in the great offensive. ' Opinion is growing that the thrust is the last desperate attempt of the Germans to break through and establish themselves in positions that will support their frequently rejected pro posals for peace. If this be true, it may be ex pected that further fighting of equal intensity is yet to come. British valor is now undergoing its final test; it has not wavered, and on this side confidence in the outcome prevails. It the Door to Be Open or Shut? For the benefit of the members, as well as for the information of the public, the first thing bur Nebraska lawmakers convened in special ses sion had better do is to agree among themselves whether they are going to stick to the list of subjects selected for them by the governor or take up other measures of legislation as well. There is plenty of room for argument on both sides pf the question whether the proclamation sets Ib soluteMimits jto legislative action, or whether the legislature, once in working order, is free to do as it pleases within its admitted province. There are precedents even here in Nebraska where spe cial session legislatures have enacted laws not included in the prearranged program. For our part, we would like to have seen the, governor specify several subjects which he omitted and he lias put in two or three which are not emergency measures and which could have been very well left out or rather left over to the regular session. If the door is to be thrown open we may have several suggestions to make, but if it ia to be closed, discussion must be con fined to the subjects properly before the law makers. Either wayand we have no particular interest one way or the other the decision as to the scope of the session should be made at the outset. , . i- . . ; . ' v ' ' ' V Germany's Devotion to "Terror." Shooting 10-inch shells frpm a distance of 75 miles into the French, capital is but a further exemplification of the German devotion to the "terror" As a,feat of artillery skill, the affair will be viewed with mild interest just now, and it may be studied more closely by the professional warriors of the world, with a view to determining if it can be made of practical use in warfare. For the present it must be looked on as a freak development, planned to frighten rather than to seriously damage by its operation. Its accom plishment must be listed with that pf dropping bombs on sleeping villages or into crowded capi tals. This conclusion is based on the fact that it was brought into use at the moment the Teu tonic forces were pouring over the top in, face of the concentrated fire of the British army, the object being to' produce consternation, and per haps a" panic in the rear. Just as the Hindenburg charge failed to create a stampede among the British soldiers, so the new monster of war proved futile against the steadfastness of the people of P.afis. Many inhabitants of that city survived the time when Bismarck surrounded it with a ring of(cannon and yet was able to force its capitulation only when starvation and internal strife had reduced ite defenders to surrender. Firing a few high explosive shells into such a city will not develop panic. German genius has given mucn thought to ways by which people may be scared, and evidently still feels that i( the plan is not yet a success it is because the proper de gree of frightfulness has not been attained. What Dewey Said to Diedrich Captain Coghlan's Version of Manila Bay Incident , ( Very shortly the maligned taraxacum, taraxa cum will thrust its humble head into view, and supply a vacancy on the popular menu by provid ing many a mess of greens. , To the legislature: If you will get down to business right from the start, you can clean up the governor's program Jong before corn planting commences. Several versions of the verbal brush be tween Admiral Dewey and Admiral von Diedrich, following the battle of Manila bay. are current in connection with the recent death of the blustering German naval com mander. Admiral Dewey's written account of the incident must be accepted as the offi cial version. Its moderation and concise ness reflects official restraint and respect lor international relations. Other versions agree on the main fact, though differing in detail. There is no lack ofrecords to show that the versions now abroad have been , stripped of the forceful words fashioned in the fight ing spirit of the occasion. For Detfey had good reason to feel annoyed and irritated by the failure of Diedrich to respect the American blockade of Manila. At last, when patience reached the limit, Dewey sent a shot, across the bows of a. Gernian cruiser, which brought a complaining officer from Diedrich to the American flagship. The words passed on that occasion were related by Captain Joseph B..Coghlan of the Raleigh, at a re ception ar.tlie Union League club, New York, April 22, 1899. - ' ' ''Our friend. Admiral Diedrich's officer," said Captain Coghlan, "came down one day to make a complaint. It was my pleasure to step out on the quarter deck just as he came aboard. It was partly by accident and partly by design. "I heard him tell the admiral about his complaint, and I heard the admiral reply: " 'Tell your admiral those ships of his must stop when I say so. "I wish to make the blockade of this harbor complete.' "The Gernian officer replied: 'But we fly the German flag.' "The reply of the admiral was just like Dewey. He said: Those flags can be bought at a half a dollar a yard anywhere.' There was no fun in that expression of the ad miral, as he added: 'The whole Spanish fleet might run the blockade and come down upon me by raising the German flag.' "Then he drew backhand stroked his mus tache. He has a habit of stroking his mus tache when he gets angry. He said: " 'Tell your admiral I'm blockading here. Now, note carefully what I say, and tell your admiral that I' say it. I have been making this blockade as easy for everybody as I could, but I'm getting tired of the puerile work here. It has been of such a character that a man wouldn't notice it, al though children might fight over it, but the time fias come when it must stop. Now, listen closely, and tell the admiral as I say it. " 'Tell your admiral that the slightest in fraction of any rule and tell him carefully, now that the slightest infraction of any.rule will meari only one thing, and that will be war. It will be so accepted, and resented immediately. If your people are ready for war with United States, they can have it at any time.' "I'm free to admit," continued Captain Coffhlan. "that these utterances almost took my breath away. As the German officer left, with a long face, he said to me: 'I think your admiral does not understand.' I re plied: 'Don't fret. Jle understands well enough, and means what he says.' "After that they did not breathe more than four times successively without asking permission." This portion of Captain Coghlan's speech, together with his recital of a satirical version of "Hoch Der Kaiser,", familiarly known as "me und Gott," provoked indignation in Ger man quarters. The German ambassador at Washington personally protested against "the insulting language" of an American of ficer. The Navy department solemnly in quircds of the captain if he was correctly quoted. Diplomatic explanations followed, the blame partly shifted to incorrect news paper reporting, and a mild censure for the cs.ptain closed the incident. From coast to coast and up and down the land resounded the mocking words of the song recited by Captain Coghlan on that occasion: HOCH DER KAISER I De? Kaiser von das Faterland, Und C-ott und I all dings command; We two, ach; don't you understand? Meinself und Gott. Vile some men sing der bower divine Mein soldiers sing "Die Wacht am Rhein," Und drink der health in Rheinish wine Of me und Gott. Dere's France she svaggers all around; She's ausgespielt, she's no aggound; To much we dinks, she don'd amound Meinself und Gott. i She will not dare to fight again, But if she should I'll show her blain, Dat Elsass (und in French) Lorraine Are mein by Gott. Dere's Grandma, dinks she's nicht schmall bier, Mit Boers and such she interfere; She'll learn none owns dis hemisphere But me und Gott. She dinks, good frau, some ships 'she's got, Und soldiers mit der scarlet goat, Ach! we could knock 'em poof I like dot Meinself mit Gott. , In dimes of peace brebare for vars, I bear der helm and sphear of Mars, Und care not for den dousand Czars Meinself und Gott In fact, I humor ef'ry vhim Mit aspect dark and visage grim Gott pulls mit me and I mit him Memself und Gott. fl7-Tt i T m n mi ooiaier& insurance uver Ten nmion$ Ninety Per Cent of Men in Army and Navy Protected In round numbers, $10,000,000,000 in gov ernment war risk insurance has been taken by American soldiers and sailors. The cam paign which produced this gigantic record in life insurance was conducted by practical in surance salesmen and the results attest their ability in placing "a good thing." How it was accomplished is told in the New York Times by Lawrence- Priddy, president of the National Association of Life Underwriters, from which these extracts are taken: The responsibility for this camnaiarn was vested in a smaller group, known as the sol-. diers ana sailors campaign council, and they spent about 10 days investigating what had been done, how it had been done and in plan ning a selling campaign" to be conducted with more or less uniformity at all military and naval stations and this campaign was launched January 12. Up to that tim there had been received at the bureau of war risk insurance 427,811 applications for a total of $3,633,213,000 (an average of $8,493 per per son). The experience of these practical life insur ance men Droved valuable in this camnaien. One of the first things the council did was! i j uiaiv iiiiu miriM in me .msuidllLC cam paign all experienced life insurance men then in the"military forces of the nation and a large number of other persons who were es pecially well qualified for this service. The records indicate that the campaign was highly successful, for at the close of the campaign, February; 12, there had been actu ally received at the bureau 1,123,749 applica tions for a total of $9,189,156,000, insurance and on February 28 there had been received applications from more than 1,200,000 per sons for an amount in excess of $10,000,000, In many of the units of the various camps every, man has purchased the full $10,000; there are eight camps in which 99 per cent of the men are insured by the government and at the present time (February 28) more than 90 per cent of all men in the service have availed themselves of this privilege. New Yorkers will naturally be interested in the insurance purchased by the men from that state and for that reason I quote the fig ures for several camps. Princeton (N.J.) aviation school (every officer and cadet pur chased the limit) $ 9,864,000 Haielhurst field,' Mineola.N.Y. 8,136,500 Camp Dix (98 per cent insured) 236,347,000 Camp Upton (99 per cent in sured) 298,089.500 insured) :., 242,980,000 107th infantry (formerly the , Seventh regiment of Manhat tan 31,000,000 . To give some idea of the tremendous vol ume of insurance now in force in the war risk bureau it should be' stated that the in surance in force in America's three largest companies (ordinary) New York Life, Mu tual, and Equitable December 31, 1916, was $5,806,482,131. Aa stated before, this was a selling campaign pure and Simple and every device known to present-day salesmanship was employed in the campnign and the ma chinery of the government was used to carry it out , The far-reaching effect of the very gener ous provisions of this act upon the fighting forces of the nation cannot be overestimated. Many letters have been received by parents and at the bureau from members of our fight ing forces now in France testifying to the consolation, satisfaction and inspiration that the benefits of this act have already brought to our men. The positive knowledge by our men that every contingency in their own lives has been provided for by our govern ment and that their families at home are be ing liberally and generously provided for gives these men a courage and determina tion that they could not otherwise have., I quote from' a letter recently received from a Virginia .mother: "In one letter my boy wrote: 'Mother, I am not afraid to go into the battle or to face a gun. If I have to give up my life for my country I will do it gladly, but I cannot sleep nights thinking what will be come of my sweet little sisters and you.' Later he wrote. 'Today I am the happiest boy on the Atlantic, for the insurance bill has pissed and I am taking the full amount. Now I can face anything with a smile, know ing my loved ones will be cared for.'" Officera of the highest rank in the army and navy are daily testifying to the effect thit insurance has already had upon the morale of the men in the service.. In a statement made recently by Major General Hugh L. Scott, formerly chief of staff of the army, now- commanding officer at Camp Dix, he said: "To you who have led men in battle the effect on the morale of the roops of this feeling , of absolute protection will be a dom inating force. ' , Experience in bat tle shows that Insured men are generally the best fighters." Today the average policy in American life insurance companies is about $2,000; the av erage policy on the lives of our soldiers is $9,186. From this time on agents and the insuring public will have a new conception of the volume of life insurance which should be carried and the most fertile field for the life agent at the conclusion of the war will be among the returned soldiers, because never in all the world will there be such a large group of stanch believers in the value of life insurance as will be found in this horde of returned heroes, ' ' Not only this, tne act provides that all In surance shall be paid in monthly installments. The government thus goes clearly on record in favor of all persons who have dependents carrying $10,000 life insurance, this $10,000 to be paid as an income through a term of years. . ; pne Year Ago Today In the War. Germany agreed to releaae the (our American consuls held at Munich-. Gtrman , admiralty officially an nounced sinking ? ships In "last few days," including two American steam era. , . The Pay We Cclubrate. ,i Q. W. Holdreye. general manager of tho Burlington railroad west ot the Missouri, born 1847, . W. F. Zagel, claim agent tor the SL'rrlon Pacific railroad, born 18S7. j W. A- Gordon, head ot the Exprea rnn'B Delivery company, born 1170. 4 Francis O. Marshall, brigadier gen eral national army, born , in Illinois, (1 years ago. j Baron Rhondda, British food ad ministrator, born la Wales, 62 years .ago. . ' This Day In History. : i. 1114 -General Hull sentenced to be hot for surrendering Detroit to the Uritlsh; sentence later remitted by the president. . . " . i 1$ 18 General Jackson warned the Spanish governor et Pensacoia not to Interfere with the passage or Ameri can military transports. ' 1918 Adiranople surrendered to the Balkan allies after a siege ot 152 days, i .w . r - ' 1 S6S Rar. Charles .Dresser who 'officiated- at the- -marriage' of Abra bam Lincoln and Mary Todd, died at SpringtleM.-llL- Born ' at Fomrret, Cena.. February 24, 1800, -: J ust 80 Years Ago Today X number of the leading, cracker manufacturers west ot the Miasisnlppi met at the I'axton hotel to discuss the prospects of increasing freights and the anticipated demoralization resulting- therefrom. John O'Rourke is out in the field as a candidate for Third ward council- voti roa CANDIDATE M THIRD WARD . C0UNCIIMAN 1 INPtPtNOfNT DEMOCRAT man. He Is running; on an inde pendent democratic ticket A manufacturer of glucose In Illi nois, ith branches in various other parts of the country, is looking about for a central site In which to cen tralize his interests and has tamed his attention to Omaha. Th. eattern connections of the Un ion Paclflo railroad will run a series of excursions twice a month to Kan sas and Nebraska points. ; Friends of S. L. Clifton wish to an nounce him as s.i indepe dent can didate for the Third ward. August Beerman and Miss Sarah Kelt Were united In marriage by Judge a, u. ntta, at 1317 rapine street Whittled to a Poin Minneapolis Journal: The flivver submarine chasers are beginning to take the water. Soon the Atlantic ocean will be like the country road. Wherever the submarine appears. some snippy little flivver will be trying to pass it. Louisville Courier-Journal: As the French are accused of using the Rhelms Cathedral for observation purposes, it is painfully evident a new attack on' that famous edifice is In preparation. The excuse for vandal Ism always comes first with Hun preparedness. , Brooklyn Eagle: In the calendar year of 1817 our national production of meat-animals Increased by about 6.000,000 over the preceding year. That demand and supply did not con trol prices, nowever, is an unwar ranted conclusion, considering export requirements. Louisville Courier-Journal: One of the Roosevelt boys is wounded. The kaiser has twice as many sons In the war as Teddy has and they have been more than twice as long in the warT but not one of them has received a scratch. ' Pass along to the Hohen sollern boys another consignment ot decoratlona New York World: Within one week Senator Reed of .Missouri devoted seven hours to fierce denunciation ot Mr. Hoover while a score of Impor tant war measures were awaiting ac tion. Mr. Reed is one of the members ot congress who are afraid that the military agencies ot the government are not functioning properly, Aimed at Omaha , Beatrice Express: "There is a chance for women to reform the world," says an Omaha preacher. The woman who started out to reform one man will feel that in attempting to reform a world of men, women have "some Job" on their hands. Fatrbury News: The regularity with which prosecutions for the Illegal sell ing of liquor , in Omaha are reported indicates two things that the appe tite for the "stuff that inebriates" is still strong in Nebraska's metropolis, and that the authorities are earnestly endeavoring to'enforce the law. Grand Island Independent: State Chairman Burgess certainly has made a fine showing for Nebraska That Associated Press story of yesterday, carrying the national committee's fig ures, is one of the best advertise, ments Nebraska ever had and Chair man Burgess had much to do with It It is the kind ot advertisement that cannot be purchased for a price. Fremont Tribune: The big packers have undertaken to educate the edi tors of the country through a corre snondenre school concerning the be nevolent purposes of the saldBlg. packers. The editors will probably be willing to abide by the decision of the federal authorities who are in vestigating the methods of the pack ers. If the government gives them a thorough going over its verdict is likely to be accepted, even If it vin dicates the packers. - Nobody wants i anybody unjustly dealt with. , - Open Fronts Again. Omaha, March 2J. To the Editor of The Bee: A few weeks ago you published a letter that I i wrote in re gard to open front poultry houses, as that is a very live topic since the gov ernment has asked that ail raise a few chickens this year to conserve meat Mr. 8, E. Munson took excep tion to. what I had said about open front poultry houses and stated that nearly all the poultry farms use them. After Mr. Munson made that state ment I made up my mind to find out. So I wrote to some ot the leading poul try fanciers of the country, men wruse names have gone far beyond the con fines of poultrydom, to find out Every one of them have either discarded open front poultry houses or if they have not done .ney use art'f.c'il heat through the winter months in their poultry houses. They all agree that it is not best to have chickens freeze their combs and wattles and they are sure to do it in such weather as we have in Nebraska almost every winter, i It is not humane tol shut chickens up in houses where they can exercise but little, then ha.e them suffer frqrn all the aero weather of winter. , One Minorca fancier whose name is known in every part of the country, said he found open front poultry houses even more damp than closed fronts. I have never yet seen an open front poultry house in Nebraska where the birds did not freeze their combs and wattles and have bad colds. As I said before, my poultry houses were tightly closed Jn the zero weather wo had last winter and I did not have a sick chicken all winter. It would not be good for people to be shut up in open front houses in the winter and not be able to exercise any, and it is certain that animals and poultrr suftar from the cold the same as we do, The best way is to have sliding glass windows in poultry houses and open them in the mild weather when there is any in the winter, then tightly close them In zero weather. The win dows should be taken out entirely In warm weather. Cover the open space in the summer w:th wire if you want to. As one Minorca fancier said, com mon sense ought to teach people that open front houses are not the thing in the, Nebraska zero weather. If you want to keep your chickens in comfort and get eggs from them in winter, do not try any open front houses in Ne braska. FRANK A. AGNEW. Treating German Spies. Genoa, Neb., Mar-h 18-VTo the Edi tor of The Bee: When are we going to wake up to the acute spy situation and German intriguery in our fair land of freedom?. It we keep up the pace we are going the United States will have to enlarge the federal summer resorts to care for the kaiser's spies who got caught in the "round ups." Did Germany take poor Edith Cavell and send her to a sanitarium and modern resort to enjoy the best of health? The world knows what her fate waa The German spies are regarding the United States as a big Joke. Why? Because of our laxity in the per formance of Justice. They soon find out we are so "nasty nice," the death penalty will not be inflicted and con. sequently they go their best. If we line them up against the wall a few times a different notion will come in their mind as to the spy fate. V. A. BRADSHAW. SMILING LINES. "I ijver before wor an overcoat with a btlt. It comet In very handy In a orowded car." "HOW to Yr "Tilt slrlt who can't reach strapt hanc on to my belt. Louisville Courier-Journal. I "Who It really boat in your home?" in quired the abrupt peraon. :' "Well," replied Mr. Meekton, "of course, Henrietta aaaumee command of the pus dog and the canary. But I can say pretty much what I like to the goldfish." Washington Star. ' "Flag and ttandard makers ought never to have a failure In their builneat," "Why not?" ' "Because they art dealing In goodt which are always going up." Baltimore American. till Phil wasn't at the office today. I hear. , Gill No, I understand he la lndltpotcd. Bill I'll bet he hated to glvt up. Oill He did to tha . doctor. Tonkert Statesman. . "One thing certain tha dentist la tio drawing room favorite." ' "Why?" "When I was In hit drawing room yester day he wat no favorite of mine nor anybody elae't who (ot In tha chair." Florida Times-Union. Twice Told Tales The Limit "'Some time since a prominent ma tron employed a new domestic. The girl's first job, afterlng slsing up the premises, was the baking of axake. The delicacy, according to Jane, was a beauty and she thought a little praise ought to be coming her way. " 'I want to spea : to you about that cake, ma'am,' said Jane to her mis tress the next morning. -'Was it all right?' " 'It was Just too lovely for any- J thing, jane,' generously answered me mistress, 'only it didn't seem to have qnlte enough nuts In it Why didn't you put in more?' " I couldn't crack any more, ma'am, was the startling response of Jane. 'My jaws ache yet i om them that I did crack.'" Philadelphia Tel egraph. t John Henry Comes Back. John Henry was greatly enamored of a charming girl named Edythe Es telle, and eventually he reached the proposing point "Dearest," he softly murmured one gentle moonlight night "I love you devotedly I have always loved yr.u, and I beg the privilege of laying my fortune at your feet." i "Your fortune!" exclaimed Edythe Estelle, showing considerable surprise. "I didn't know that yon had a for tune." - "It Isn't much of a fortune, dear est" coofully admitted John Henry, "but beside those tiny teet of yours it will look like a real Rockefeller lump." Philadelphia Telegraph, TO SOLDIER BOYS IN FRANCE. We are' In this war for freedom And will fight until It's won; Blow In your dimes and nickels To help us down the Hun; Buy all the bonds anj atamps you can Thank God you hava the chance To raise three billion dollars ' for our soldiers boya la France. Shall we lay back In safety ban. And lead a life of ease And fall to do our duty . By tha boys across the seas f The boys who offer up their lives To freedom's causa advance? So don't forget your duty. To our soldier boya in Franca.' We hava girls across tha water. Where the shells fall thick and fast. Who nurse a dying soldier boy Until' ht breathes his last; Their names on history pages Will bt traced In golden floss; She Is known aa mercy'a angtl And aha wtara a crimson cross. Here's to tha nurse, God bless bar, In her sorrows and her Joys; She's on tha bloody fields of Franc To cheer and help our boya, In ttn thousand hornet thlt evening , Aa they kneel In atlent prayer, We are asktd to do our duty By the boyi that t over there. So let us da It nobly. And do it with a will. For every bond or stamp we buy Is a spike In Kaiser Bill, And the day Is aot far distant Till we have him In a trance; We will raise one hundred billion v For our girls and bays In France. Omaha. . , r-3. S. HUNTER. AROUND THE CITIES. The detective force of Minneapolis k got together one day last week and told the chief that an eight-hour day was ei ough for the wage. The chief agreed on the spot ar 1 squelched the germs c: a strike. Topekans are Shaking hands with themselves over, the certainty of a new hotel, whl i In sire and exUrior attractiveness fulfills local Ideals of capital dignity. Omaha enterprise supplies the plans and the initial steam power for the project Requests from department heads for increased drafts on the public treasury of Boston encounter a with ering frost' on all sides. "Nothing do ing" is the sign on the door of the budget makers. Th'" city's revenue re sources call for lean days and ways until a saving of $1,500,000 is effected. ' ' Jitney competition persists in hit- -ting the treasury of the street car company operating the line between St. Paul and Minneapolis. January revenue fell down 6.26 per cent an7 operating expenses we.it up 8.17 per cent. The company submits the fig ures in suppport of a demand for in creased rates. A war stamp saleswoman In Min neapolis reported to headquarters that an unnamed wealthy woman, quite prominent socially, gave her a cold shoulder and shut the do- in her face, with words to match. 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