4 THE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, MARCH 16, 1918. iThe OMaha Bee I DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THI BS PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR, ' In tared at Omaha poe toff ice aa aecond-elase natter. I TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION Br uma By StalL Ml end Bnaday pet weak, Mo P rear. Dally wUbou (Sunday 10o " 4.00 Stasias u4 Buuday.. ...... " lOo " (.00 Snutag wiUkkH Suaaay " 0 " 4.M BuoOay has only So ISO anl ootloe o( eluai of sddresi M Irregularity la Jll?erT I Oaabe Baa CUculatloa Dspartaiom, ' MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TIM Amwoiuad Fnsae. of Mica THe Has Is a member. t exeloflTelr entitled to (be oat for publ teat Ion of all am diapeteliee credited to tt or not otharwtM credited la tlili paper, and alas tha local aewe publlslied herein. All rUhta of publication of our spatial dlspatcaes ara alaa reeerrod. "" REMITTANCE Z Remit by draft, express or postal order. Only I sad S-eeat euapa takes la earn ant of null accounts. Paraonal check, except oa Omasa and autara exchange, not aowpted. OFFICES Omahs-The Building. a.e.jPJjVl Oaf Balldlnf. gouts Omene318 U St. New Vor-Me Fifth Aw. Council Blue-H N. U1B St. St. lule- Bt of Conawroe. Unoola LltUe Building. WtanlBtuo 1J11 O It CORRESPONDENCE Addran ewMmnteetiwi wlattns to enrs tod edltarUI matter to Dmaba Baa, Editorial Department. . FEBRUARY CIRCULATION 62,544 DailySunday, 54,619 imwa olrenleMoa for the aweta, subeortbed and iwora to by Dwtrhi KUllanu. Circulation aUouw. Subecrfbera leaving tha city akould haa Tha Baa mailed la them. Addraaa changed aa oltaa aa requested. i Have you planned your little garden patch ret? Mobilizing the boys for farm work is one good way of starting them right in life. Spring snowi ultimately find their way into torncribs and wheat bini In Nebraika. Nebraska' hospital unit is now called to duty, living the state full representation in every branch ef the service 4 Hides are coming down and hoarders are pocketing losses, which is another occasion for great public jrlaj not A German editor sa,ya the Sammies will not fight, but he will have a hard time making some of Hindenburgs men think so. I The new Liberty motor Is reported to be per forming all that was asked of it, but it will sound better when humming over the battle front Calamity howler will have to look up a new topic, since Geoeral Crowder has announced draft plan that will not disturb agriculture. t ' Lloyd George says a league of nations cannot be created by talk alone. He is right, and when peace comes .the league will be based on justice firmly established and strongly supported. Oklahoma's model constitution has received another jolt from the federal courts. In good season that famous document may be brought to a point where it will be fairly workable for peo ple now on earth. I i - Back of the opposition to the selective draft taw is the objection to universal military train i fag, which finally rests on the well-tried pacifist doctrine of "Let George do it Americans must ilearn that to preserve their liberty they , must e ready always for its defense. 1 V Zimmerman's blunder In addressing Mexico as he did does not look so big now, when com pared with the monumental fooxte committed by Von Betbmao-Hollweg in. demanding Toul and Verdun as a guaranty of French neutrality, Yet some defender of the kaiser insist that Ger many was not looking for war I ' V Price la 1817 and Now. . s . Comparing prices paid for foodstuffs in 1817 with those of the present is interesting in its wty and may be of service when all the facts are taken into account Wheat is recorded as hav ing reached the price of $2 per bushel a een- ' tury ago, but it would not be quite fair to put the eost ef living on that basis. So far u the farmer and most of the population of the United States then were concerned, the price of wheat might have been arbitrarily. fixed at any figure without greatly inconveniencing anybody. In that . day of idyllic existence the farmer carried his wheat to the grist mill, driven by the waters of the bubbling creek, and from it the miller took toll for the grinding. Similarly other produce was exchanged for merchandise: labor in most instances, was paid for in kind rather than in cash and only in the cities did v the people feel the effect 'of the high prices and the Scarcity. Those who care to might find some informative employment in looking up the history of indus trial and social conditions in Boston, New York, Philadelphia and Baltimore, which were' then the Industrial centers of the country. They will discover poverty and distress, labor unrest strikes and general ' dissatisfaction, very much as we have them (now. Examination into the problem of production and distribution then and now may serve to help in comprehending the advance made in some social ways. High prices are not the best possible proof of real progress. EXPUNGE THIS ODIOUS LAW. It seems to be understood and approved by everybody that the governor's promised procla mation, convening the Nebraska legislature in special session, will include among its objects the repeal of the Mockett law put upon our statute books through the agency of the German propaganda to force the teaching of the German language into our grammar grade schools. In saying "approved by everybody," he probably should make an exception of the hyphenated World-Herald, which has only within the last few days given over space on its editorial page to a protest against changing our attitude toward the teaching of German in the public schools in any respect But while repealing the Mockett law, our law makers should also undo another piece of insid ious German propaganda smuggled through the legislature of 1915 by the same underground strategy. We refer to the law intended to make it compulsory to publish the delinquent tax list in German newspapers in all counties in this state in which such foreign-language papers are printed. This law, of which few of our people are aware, purports 'to make it mandatory on the county board to hand over a third of the money spent for publishing the delinquent tax notice to the local German newspaper as a subsidy out of the public treasury for the support of the Ger man propaganda which was at its. height at the time of the enactment and, as we know, has by no means yet discontinued. To what extent this law has been applied throughout the state, we are not aware, but its retention upon our statute books is a disgrace to Nebraska and it should not stay there one day after the legislature has time to expunge it The governor' will make a great mistake if he does not include the repeal of this odious legislation in the subject matter for the special legislative session. One Army, One Flag, One Nation. That all "neighborhood" or state distinction are to be wiped out in the army is indicated from Washington. Instead of maintaining the distinc tive status of state troops, National Guard units, or national army divisions, as distinguished from regular army organizations, officers and men alike are to be brought into service as members of the army of the United States. This policy has its' foundation in wisdom born of expe rience. On the fighting front it is impracticable to maintain ' the local character of the units. Under the pressure of service they are inevitably forced into one organization, losing any evidence of state or other distinction. Replacements in t,he service lines must be made without regard to wha,t part of the country the men came from, fitness being the only condition to be observed. General Pershing has , outlined this need so clearly that it fairly answers the objections now being raised by the democrats in congress to the amendment to the selective draft law asked by General Crowder. ' For the future we will not have 48 state armifcs, one "regular" army and one "national" army, confusing and unmanageable, but one army, under one flag, and fighting for one nation. 1 Russia in the Deptns. Another chapter in the tragedy of Russia haS been 'enacted, 'this time confirming the .doubts expressed by The Bee for the success of the revolution, announced to America one year ago. Incapable of resistance, the Soviets have voted to accept a peace dictated by Germany, the full terms of which have not yetbeen disclosed, but humiliating and such as is granted by a heartless and haughty conqueror to an abject victim. Ad vantage thus gained by Germany Is Incalculable. All the material resources of the vast agricultural regfon of the former czar's domain are now at command of th,e kaiser. ' The mines, 10 far as they are productive, the oil wells, and supplies of many kinds of which the Central powers have been denuded and which are needed for the war, have been put in reach of Germany. This uieans only the prolongation of the war, if the allied democracies are to emerge entirely victorious. It is inconceivable that any ending to the war will be acceptable in which no account is taken of the Russian people. Sympathy and promise of assistance already has been given them by our president and in this all farseeing statesmen and philosophers agree. Freedom for Russia may be postponed, tut it is not entirely lost In the days of oppression that must follow German usurpation the spirit of the people will grow in strength, and in time, assisted by the great de mocracies now battling for the world's freedom, they will be brought to the possession and enjoy ment of liberty. Just now the logic of event is forcing the allies to a decision in the question of Siberia. The attitude of, Germany leaves little room for doubt as to the purpose of the kaiser. Hesitancy on part of the United States, England and France will be to the advantage of the foe in just such degree as it leaves open to seizure further sup plies or source of supply. Prompt action may not only preserve more of Russia for the Russians, but aid in some extent the cause for which Amer ica is embattled. , . ' ' Lulling Germans About America How Americans in Berlin Must Toe the Line Dr. A. H. Davis in New York Time. Democrats In the house are "standing back of the president" in their favorite attitude, that of obstruction. "The German press is carefully and adroitly continuing to foster the idea among the German people that America is not really in earnest about the war," said Dr. A. N. Davis vesterday, in discussig the situation in Berlin as he left it little over a month ago. Dr. Davis, formerly of Ptqua, O., is the American dentist who lived in the Oer man capital 15 years and numbered Emperor William among his patients. "Every effort" he said, "is being made to belittle America even the. highest om cials are attempting to convey the impression that Germany has little to fear from the United States. Practically nothing: is printed concerning America except the president's address on war aims and the possible bases of a permanent peace. Even these are treated by the papers as if the president were speaking as a sort of detached person whose interest was the welfare of the world, not with the idea that they represent the earnest aeicrminauon 01 me nmencan people to see the war through to a successful conclusion. "Not until Germany begins to feel the military pressure of the United States, will the people realize the new conditions that confront them. Then, I predict the fostered enmity toward England will be as nothing to the hatred that will be poured out by the inspired press asrainst America. "The 'American business men who took advantage of the nine months treaty be tween the United States and Germany to wind up, business affairs as far as possible were kept under the closest surveillance by the police at all times and were not permit ted to leave the city without a special per mit For one of them to go to a race meet ing 10 miles out of Berlin it is necessary to apply for a pemit at least a month In ad vance. The thing that has impressed me most since my return to America is the freedom we accord to German subjects over here. It seems to me as if no restrictions were upon them. In Germany every time some new regulation was adopted regarding the Amer icans the excuse was given that the United States was treating Germans harshly and there must be some retaliation. You can imagine my surprise to get home and find German subjects free to travel about the country at will, just so they do not actually go within a given distance of certain es tablishments. "And this, too, in the face of the fact that "not since the war started has a single overt act been charged against an American in Germany, whereas here in the United States we have had to put up with all sorts of admitted crimes by German residents. I have inquired as to this leniency toward Germans in the United States and have been told that the country is too big and there are too many Germans here to make it feas ible to adopt the restrictive measures in force in Germany. "I can assure you that the German gov ernment wouldjnot be deterred by the size of the task. The German people themselves are restricted in their movements, and no person is allowed to travel without a special identification pass, which may be demanded as many as five times during a short journey. The slightest thing will result in a curtail ment of an American's privileges. A friend of mine criticised mildly an article In a Ber lin paper. He thought that only friends were about The next day he was sent for, ad monished, and required to report to the po lice twice daily and to remain in his quarters from 8 o'clock in the evening until 6 in the morning. "The most privileged Americans must re port to the Berlin police twice weekly and have their papers stamped. These papers show just -what the bearer of them is per mitted to do, what hours he must keep, and where he is permitted to go. "There are not half a dozen Americans in Berlin who are not anxious to get home. Many of them are having trouble to get per mission. "I first applied for leave last August, but was refused. Some time later I managed to obtain a permit for my wife and child and they came to America long before I was per mitted to leave. I had about made up my mind that l was to be kept in Oermany for the duration of the war, when I received word that my request had been granted. "I did not take the risk of informing even my closest friends that I was leaving. I was afraid up to the last minute that something might be said against me, some anonymous letter might reach the police, and result in a revocation of my permit "The story that I traveled on a special pass signed by the kaiser is all wrong. I,had the 'same police authority granted to every other American who has left within the last few months. Like those other Americans, I did not feel happy until I landed here in New York, where I intend to remain." Dr. Davis said that a German offensive in the west had been freely t talked about in Berlin since last November. "Many people have suggested to me that if Germany really intended an offensive, she would not be talking about it so much," he explained. "That is a wrong theory. We heard about the Italian offensive for months before it began. The stories got around in the same way, and I am convinced that Ger many intends to strike several hard blows, even if it does not have an idea of definitely breaking the allied line. "The food situation is critical in Berlin and Hamburg, but in the less congested dis tricts an reports are that there is compara tive plenty. The difficulties are in manv cases those of transportation, including re strictions against transporting food from one province or state to another. On some of the bin German farms, where Russian prisoners are employed, these pris oners are being fed upon three quarts of milk a day, among other things. Yet there are children dying in Berlin for want of a little milk. So you see that the difficulties of "food distribution are difficult even in highly organized Germany. ' . "Americans need not be surprised that they had to face some of these difficulties. We will get over them more quickly than oermany has done. My own food supply was happily increased by Ambassador and Mrs. Gerard, who turned over to me' a laree share of the stores thev had accumulated, in cluding several barrels of flour, oil, oap, sugar, and other supplies. I feel that I owe the Gerards a deep debt of gratitude. "The real Americans who were compelled to remain in Germany for a time after war was declared did not lose one ounce of their Americanism. They submitted without mur mur of complaint to every restriction that was placed upon them, and only bided the time when they could safely and legitimately get away. Many of them had to make big personal sacrifices, of course; but they did it cheerfully and loyally, and have, come back to America with an even keener appreciation of patriotism than most of those who have never been. abroad. west j.gai'v 'VP ; v Savd Lorraine for France American French Line Points at Vitals of Junkers Boston Transcript To aave Lorraine fdr France mtfy be the glory of the American army,' Our vanguard holds a lector on the front of French Lor raine, with it eye toward Metz, the prin cipal fortress in that part of the province, which Germany took from France in 1870, and which has now to be regained. Near Montsec, 'halfway between Verdun and Nancy, which are about 50 mile apart, our soldiers occupy an important strategic posi tion, where either a strong offensive move ment may be pushed or a stanch defensive maintained. - Within the last few days the importance of the point ha been emphasized by a disclosure of German designs. Not content with what they have of Lorraine, the Germans wish to conquer and annex the most valuable sections yet in French posses sion. This they call ''rectification of fron tier." It is what Prince von Bulow meant when in 1916 he spoke of "developing further our strategic position as. against France, a position which is still unfavorable." They are very practical, these Germans we might say sordidly to. It is not the beauty of "an enchanting land, with harmonious hills and noble tree and fernbordered streams rush ing to the Rhine," the land that after many wars has been designated "the most beautiful burial ground in the world." Iron, more Iron, though it should cost more blood, is what the Germans want M. Maurice Barres, member of the French Academy, tells the Echo de. Paris that he has received from a correspondent in Switzerland a copy of a confidential com munication issued by the German syndicated steel industry, the title of the document be ing, "Why we ahould annex the mining dis trict of Lorrain, And why hould they? Because withoni Lorraine iron they could not have carried on thia war for one year and could not continue it now, and if the mining districts in German occupation were recovered by France .she would have far more iron than Germany. When the Ger man annexed Alsace-Lorraine they robbed France of what haa been described as the largest deposit of iron ore in Europe, sur passed in value and extent only by the Lake Superior deposit in Michigan, Wisconsin and Minnesota. More than half the Lorraine de posit is believed to lie on the French side of the border, mainly in the Longwy and Briey districts, where the German armies make the mining aecure for German advantage. If Germany were to win and annex this area, as her Krupps and other steel manufacturers propose, what would be the result? The esti mates made by Sydney Brooks, in the North American Review, are probably not far off the mark. This annexation, he says, would mean that after the war Germany would be able to raise some 46,000,000 tons of iron ore a year, while the French output would be reduced to a bare 4,000,000 tons. On the other hand, the allied victory which we plan, with restoration of the lost prov inces, would enable France to extract about 43,000,000 tons of ore a year, while Germany would not obtain a yield of more than gome 8,000,000 tons. It is obvious that one of the strongest possible guarantees for the peace of the world would be the return of Alsace-Lorraine to France. This would take from the disturber of peace the iron mines by which it has built up its military power, and render the maintenance of that power impossible. It would not. have the wherewithal to wage another war. Let France have the provinces that were torn from it and Germany would be more firmly bound to observe peace than by any treaty that could be made. But note the present danger, the great drive in course of preparation against France in order that Germany may "annex the mining district of Lorraine," after its unctuous acceptance of the principle of "no annexations." The disclosure of the annexationists' purpose is timely.' Our soldiers ought to be rushed as fast as possible to the Lorraine line, where glory awaits them in a glorious cause. They will be glad and proud of the opportunity to help the land of Lafayette. Hlp Franc T Help Franca T 'Who would not, thankinr God (or thia traat chanea. Stretch oqt bia hand and run to auccor Franca T -Shoot the Profiteer. Omaha, March 14. To the Editor of The Bee: It begins to look as though we ware going to get action on some or the kaiser s emissaries in thia country. The recent order to put on the market the eggs held In stor age, the investigation of the wool sit uation, the flurry in hides, etc., en courages one to the belief that au thorities have discovered the futility or wasting time on the small-fry pro German and are after the real trai torsthe profiteers. The execution of a few of that class of German con spirators, whether citizens of the United States or not and the confls cation of their stocks of supplies, will do more to encourage and solidify the rank and file of American citizenship tnan an tne orator in existence can acompiish. Personally I am of the opinion the government made a mistake by not searching out those responsible for the destruction of many carloads of produce at cnicago and elsewhere last fall and placing them before a firing quad. Tne effect would have been good. The American people are more than willing that the allies and our army in France shall have all they require, and I Imagine they are just as willing that the traitors known as profiteers be summarily dealt with, thereby removing the kaisers most efrreient aid to the United States. SOUTH SIDE. Want PnbUclty Censored. Omaha. March 14. To the Editor of The Bee: It surprised me that Omaha papers ahould have given so much space to the bolshevik meeting that waa held In Omaha last Sunday night. It seems to me that It would have been better to have ignored them entirely and for the federal officers to have suppressed that meeting. We see what has happened In Russia In al lowing such an element to get control of affalra in that badly wrecked na tion, and by publishing accounts of their meetings courage is given that element to spread their work of dis organisation throughout the United States. A censor was needed to sup press all accounts of that meeting of Sunday last The democracy talk that has been Indulged in bo much in the last year by bo many is all right with intelli gent people, but when it was preached to the Ignorant masses of Russia it did an Immense amount of harm, for the vast multitudes of that country have no more conception of what de mocracy tneans than so many cattle. An Omaha lawyer was 1 arrested for simply repeating what has been said in the United States senate many times In the last few months by demo crats, yet the bolshevik meeting of last Sunday night waa not disturbed except In the matter of language or dialect used. The leaders of that meeting were allowed to go ahead and advance their disorganizing propa ganda and then were j leased to see What the papers had to say about their meeting. Such meetings should be sup pressed and all notice of them should be ce.'isored. We are In war times and the dis loyal element should be handled with an unsparing hand, for they have done enough harm In the United States already. FRANK A. AGNEW. The federal authorities are In pur suit of the principal speaker at the bolshevik meeting referred to. Tour letter Is the only one so far received by The Bee In which objection is made to the near-side stop. Editor The Bee. About the City Campaign. Omaha. March 15. To the Editor of The Bee: Since very aoon the vot ers of the city must through their bal lot choose their hind help for a term of years, why cannot they get together In some way and petition the newspa pers of the elty just once to unite upon some real able representative men to constitute the personnel of these em ployes, the city commission? We all know that right in the press lies the hope nowadays for reforms political and social. Will not the city papers cast aside their differences and get to gether on a spring revival, or rather an original awakening? Why cannot we apply the same tests in choosing our help that private con earns of similar magnitude use In se lecting theirs? Private concerns take their candidates upon the carpet and determine what qualifications they pos. sesfl. The questionnaire Is voluminous and unevasive. They care not whether their men possess abnormal hearts or stomachs, and mostly confine their examinations to the heads. The Lord haa made of Omaha a splendid great city, but He cannot be expected to make the official portion of the town conmensurately great without us looking after our end of the proposi tion, and without 'the affirmative aid ef the newspapers we can never ac complish the feat . GEORGE B. CHILD. I TODAY 1 One Tear Ago Today In the War, Itusslan revolutionists decided to abolish the monarchy. . . German Zeppelins n.tded the south eastern counties of England. War department sent out plans for mobilizing National Guard in event ot war' , The Pay We Celebrate, Percy Mackaye, noted poet and dramatist bora In New York City, 41 years age. Henry B. Walthall, one of the most popular of motion picture actors, born la Shelby county, Alabama, 40 years ago. Elsie Janls, a popular star in must ' cal comedy, born at Columbus, 21 years ago. Clyde Milan, outfielder of the Wash-int-ton American league base ball team, born at Linden, Tenn., 22 years ago.-; ;- Tbie Day In History. 1750 Caroline Herschel, who shared in the achievements of her brother, the great astronomer, born ; In Hanover. Died there January 14. ' 1848. 1842 tDamel O'Connell addressed! an audience of 80,000 people in favor ' of the repeal of the legislative union of Great Britain and Ireland, ' 188sWDavid Wilmot Pennsylvanlta genator. author of the famous "Wil xttot Proviso,' died at Towanda, Pa. Bens at Bethany, Pa January 20, J ust SO Years Ago Today Mrs. Frank D. Mead la enjoying a visit from her brother, Jak 8. Kurts man of Minneapolis, Minn. W. R, Goodall, the talented local amateur minstrel, has been tendered a Whittled to a Poin benefit by his many friends and the performance will be given at Boyd's opera house. Mrs. A. Atkinson, proprietress of the oldest millinery establishment in Omaha, has retired. J. R. Thompson of this city Is en deavoring to found a home for the benefit of destitute children, He has rented a house and one aere of ground at Thirty-ninth ant Leavenworth streets. The house haa seven rooms and Mr. Thompson proposes to fur nish it neatly and secure the services of a competent matron. Rev. Dre. Maxfleld and Lemon re turned from Lincoln, where they had been attending a trustee meeting of the Nebraska, Wealeyaa university, "Over There si St Louis Globe-Democrat: Panta loons made of paper are a probabil ity. Save the old papers? Washington Post: When Bill the Blasphemer rolls his eyes to heaven it's a sign some weak nation has been stabbed. - Minneapolis Journal: If the Ger man "offensive" runs up against Gen eral Tasker H. Bliss' "plan of opera tions," fur and iron will fly. Baltimore American: The kaiser iu still throwing bouquets around for the great victory gained over a foe who -':d not even show fight Minneapolis Journal: Chauncey M. Depew is now living contentedly at the age of 84 and Is optimistic about life, the republican party and the war. Good old Chauncey! ...Brooklyn Eagle: There are two reasons why war tears stuuld glisten on the green shamrocks of St. Pat rick's day. One is the death of a great Irish leader, the other the folly of Sinn Fetners who flouted him. New Tork World: The first anni versary of our entrance into the war will be dedicated to the flotation of the third Liberty loan. That is a praiseworthy use to which to put the day In American history which is des tined to rank next to the Fourth of July aa a oatrlotio date. Minneapolis Tribune: The former csaxlna is to oe piacea on tne inrone ; of Russia, according to reports of the German kaiser's plana The mere fact ; that the esarina Is said to have lost her reason will not interfere with the plan. Sanity la below par in Russia I these days, J "Tell everyone to writ all they can, for mail looks good to us." This from one of the boys speaks for all of them on the other side. It is up to the home folks to heed the call cheerily and often. King Albert of Belgium lives and works among his troops in the 25 square miles of his country held against the invading Huns. His real, dance in the meadows is a country house resembling Mount Vernon, a white, plain, simple two-story build ing, with a flower garden in front The Hon. William John McGreagh MacCaw, M. P.. and Mrs. MacCaw. haled Into court at Oodstone, Eng., for food boarding, failed to explain why they pacicea tnetr cellars witn enough provisions for a siege of 82 weeks. The experiment cost them 400, -quite a margin above the mar ket value of the hoarded food. A collection of Raemaeker's draw. ings of Hun ravages In Belgium ex hibited at Geneva, Switzerland, drew a protest ' from the German counsel and the arrest of the exhibitor. At the trial a number of witnesses from France testified that the drawing rep resented only part of the truth and that the real truth was worse. The court dismissed the complaint hold ing that the artist "had not intended to Insult Emperor William, but to Illustrate his conception of the em peror as responsible for the war and to express his judgment of contempo rary historical facta, a thing which it was open to anyone to do, and In so doing had not transgressed legitimate limit," . - 7 . Twice Told Tales xFond Mother Critics. Recently an entertainment waa given by the pupils ot a publlo school. The fond mothers of nearly all the youngsters were assembled in the au dience. Finally the boy orator of the occasion arose. "Friends, Romans and countrymen," he began, in a loud voice, "lend-me your ears." There!" whispered one of the fond mothers to the woma. next her. "I knew it! Just like his mother!" "Just like his mother!" returned, the other wonderlngly. "Yes," answered the first "He's Mary Jones' boy. He wouldn't be his mother's son if he didn't want to borrow something." Philadelphia Telegraph. An Ere to Trade. He had been Ashing patiently for several hours without a bite when a small urchin strolled up. "Any luck, mister?" he called out "Run away, boy." growled the antler, in gruff tones. . ' "No offense, sir," said the boy. aa he walked away, "only I Just wanted to say that my father keeps a fish shop down to the right sir." Pitts burg Chronicle-Telegraph. A Mild Hurt. "So your father threatened to spank you, did he?" "Yes, he said if I nade such a noise playln' automobile I'd be turned tur tle 'fore I knew it" Boston Transcript. SUNNY GEMS. ''I don't Ilka to go to Mandy'a In bar tlna houaa tor dtnnar." "Why not!" "Bha has tea many naw.fang lad ways. Tha laat tlma I want tharo, I had to aat lea eraara with a fork, and I'm afraid If I to thara araln aha'li axpact me to dip my aoup with a taa atralaar." BalU mora Amarlcaa. "I rtva an application for a Job to day from a man who ancloaad hta photo graph. W'aan't that quaarr" "Not at all. Ha wanted yon to taka htm at hla faea ralua." Baltlmora Amarlcaa. Atmaa Whan Harold proposad to yon did ha get down on hla kneea? Hatal I ahould aay not Almee Why didn't ha? Haul Well r probably aocauaa they were occupied at tha time. IndlanapolU St-r. "Civilisation muat get rid of aoma ot its mythe." , "Good Idea. I hope It will be aa easy to dispose oi old Jack Frost aa it waa to put John Barleycorn out of bua'.neaa." Washington Star. LEEDLE YAWCOB STRAUSS. X newa dispatch from Boston announces the death there of Charles Pollen Adams, author ot the following delightful little nnem whlnh hnnnreif tha fSfrman aa n. knew him before the days of submarlm outrages, liquid fire and poison gas: I haf von funny leddla poy, Vot gomes shust to mine knee; Der queerest achap, der createst rogue. Aa efer you lit see. Ha runs,, and schumpa. nnd achmaaha dings In all parts of der house; But vot off dot? He vos mine son, Ulna leedle Tawcob Strains. Be dakes der milk-ban for a drum, Und cuts mine cane In dwo To make der ahtlcke to beat tt mtt Mine gracious, dot vaa druel I dlnka mine had wai achpllt abart He kicks oop sooch a touse; But nefer mind; der poya vaa few Like dot young Tawcob Strauaa. Ha aaka ma queatlons sooch as desa; Who batnta mine nose so red? Who vaa It cut dot schmoodtfc place oudt From der hair ubon mine hed? Und vhare der plaaa goes vrom der lamp Vena'ar der glim I douse. 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