THE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, MARCH 9, 191. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY, PROPRIETOR. Entered at Omaha poitoffice aa aeeond-elaae matter. r , TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION Br Carrier. By Mill. Wells' end lacdar ...ft wees. 15c Tm year, MM Daily wiibaut Sunday " 10a " - 4.W KnfclBf and Sunday lOo .W kivMiw without uaday... .......... " So " 1W Buaday Bee only " to s.0 Ifeod aotlce of obuift of addreu or Imculartty la dellTery to Omabs Bee arooJatloa Dtvuitami. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS fit AaneUtod Pieee, of which The Bee Is a nomter. If exeltul?ely aatiUed to U um for pubUcetioa of aU news dupstabae ertditad to H or lot otaenrlM credited In this PIf. nd elto tht loeal um ubUihod herein. AU rUtiU of publication of oar special dlipetcaes are alee nenred. " REMITTANCE Bnalt tr rafl, express or postal ordtr. Onlr I and l-eent stamps take ta pajmoit of email account Personal chock, except on Omaha and eastern mutant, not accepted. OFFICES mana-Jrae Bto Bnflfflnt Cbleato-Penpla'i Ou BnUdlBf. Bouift OmeM mt N St. Mow York 24 Fifth At. CotmU BlSto-lt N. Mala Bt St Uule-Ne B's of Commerce, liaoosa Utile Building. Waihtntwo 1811 O 8b CORRESPONDENCE Address eoauMmloetlona ralaUni la am and editorial matter to Oaaaa Baa, BdltoruU DaparUMOl. FEBRUARY CIRCULATION ' 62,544 Daily Sunday. 54,619 dfrato etreolsttao for trie month, subscribed and iwora to by Dwtght WUUaais, Circulation Manager. Sukecribers loavbif tha city ehould cava The Baa mailed ta them. Addraaa chanced aa eftca aa requested. Stick to your substitutes; they are good to eat. Dr. Garfield is due for another session with the coal men. ' " ': ; ' Mr. Ultimate Consumer will be glad to wel come all foods on their way down. Checking up the war worker is one way to find out who really is doing something for the cause. ' . . ' ' - y Quite characteristic of the busy bolshevik! that they should call on the. women to defend them from the oncoming Hunnish hordes. With the Baltic sea transformed to be a Ger man lake, the Swedes will have a chance to ap preciate the results of their animosity for Russia. Germans and Austrians may squabble over which has done the most in the war, but it will not take the world long to announce which has done the worst "Advertise and watch Omaha rise," is selected as the slogan by the Chamber of Commerce's publicity bureau. It is good, but Omaha can well dispense with some of the advertising it has had In recent years. . '. ' - Food hoarders are running to cover, and prices are coming down in dread of what may happen. A little more vigor on part of the food adminis tration may have the effect of ending a lot of un wholesome but insistent profiteering. If the kaiser has been careful to keep his torn out of danger, it must be charged to his Imperial solicitude for the kingdoms he was to ctinqvler. Decidedly advantageous, you know, to start off with a real heaven-anointed Hohen zollern on the throne. e , " Nebraska republicans stand pledged to sup port any measure, that is designed to win the war and make the world safe for democracy. It hardly was required that a formal resolution to that effect be adopted, for the republican party always his stood first in the line of defense of the flag and the constitution. Misapplied Notions of Comity, Idealists customarily fix their view on the dis tant sunlit peak, with little or no regard of diffi culties that lie between them and the goal of their vision. For an excellent example of this visionary planning, take one plank of the plat form just adopted by the newly-born national party. It provides that all foreign investments shall assume their own risks. If this means any thing, it is that any dealer venturing beyond the confines of his own country does so entirely without protection from his home government Assuming' that all nations are equally honest, capable and devoid of guile, this is perhaps proper. ' Experience has shown, though, that some peoples fail at times in the matter of re sponsibility;, various small nations have sought to evade debts contracted In their name; just now the bolshevik! has formally repudiated the entire, Russian national debt, which means enor mous losses to investors. If it be acknowledged as a principle that repudiation can be resorted to as a method of settlement of national or individ ual obligation, what will happen? Confusion such as the world never knew is inevitable. Such a course renders nugatory the preceding plank in the new party's platform, calling" for the abolition of all prohibitive or protective duties, that com merce may be utterly without restraint Comity between nations subsists on national responsi bility, and this in turn rests on the people of each nation.. Our zealous brethren, so earnest for. the establishment of better ways of living amongst aU men and the foundation of a world republic, have set a high mark, but made a poor (tart towards reaching it Along the Western Front Signs multiply in support of the conclusion that the German activity along the western front is more of defensive than offensive in its nature. It still is within the range of possibilities that the kaiser will strike again, either for Paris or Calais, but careful observers are leaning more to the belief that the offensive must come from the Entente Allies. Physical reasons account for the present quiet The rains of winter have left the ground in such condition that operations on either side are for the present but of the question. This state of affairs will not endure, and soon we must have disclosed to us some of the strategy decided upon at the council of Versailles. This, it has been stated, was outlined by General Bliss, then chief of staff of the United States army, and that it was accepted without demur by the French and British high command indicates that it is looked upon as sound in all regards. What it involves has in no way been divulged, but it is certain that if it be an offensive move American soldiers will have their full share in the attack. Germany naturally has made all possible prepa rations for the great battle that must be fought, and there the matter rests. All else is specula tive and must await the issue of events. Profiteering Not Yet Stopped. As testimony that profiteering on the soldiers is not yet stopped we quote the following from our acrcyss-the-river contemporary, the Nonpareil: A statement in Major Don Macrae's letter to Mrs. Macrae is of interest because it dem onstrates the truth of the claim that profiteer ing is running rampant in this country. Puttees,' which were quoted at $15 in New York, the major writes, could be bought for $6 in Eng land. A Sam Brown belt, which cost $7 in England, was quoted at $19 in New Ydrk. Will Keeline of this city brings similar in formation from Texas, where he went last week to visit his son, who is in the service. In the city near which the camp is located the sol diers were being charged about double the prices for all articles purchased that civilians were required ,to pay. It it fair for the government, while calling for the supreme sacrifice of a large part of its sons and for self-deprivation of the stay-at-homes, to shut its eyes to flagrant abuses of this sort? Should not the boya in the .training camps be protected against profiteering in the articles which they must buy at whatever price is asked because by regulations they must have them? Nature's Beautiful Fireworks. "The heavens declare the glory of God, and the firmament showethhis handiwork." When the mind of man first began to receive and record distinct and intelligible impressions, the earliest of them had to do with natural phenomena, and none of these were more clearly outlined or less understood than the spectacles of heavens. In awe and wonderment he gazed and marveled, and, failing to comprehend, gave to each some at tribute of divinity or ascribed its appearance to a mood of one or another of his gods. Through all the sgea the panorama of the night has chal lenged man, and never has he relaxed his efforts to fathom the secrets or probe the depths of space. Just as his increasing knowledge has stripped away the fancies and fantasies that hid the truth, so has each new discovery added beauty and majesty to the thoughts of universe. No display of nature excites wonderment be yond that engendered by the aurora borealis, and yet it is explained most readily and on easily un derstood physical grounds. First of all, it is a discharge of electricity; instead of showing as does the lightning, which Is a spark discharged through a dense medium, the aufora is caused by the passage of the fluid through a light gas. Just as the lightning results from the condensation of the watery vapor into rain drops, so the auroral display depends upon the presence of watery vapor, in a most attenuated form. This much of its physics is well understood; some of its other manifestations are not so plain, as for example its fidelity to the magnetic pole. Knowing these things does not detract from the magnificence of the "northern lights," nor does it lessen man's amazement at nature's won ders.. "Day unto day uttereth speech, and night unto night showeth knowledge," now as in the days of David. British Suffrage Greatly Enlarged Kaiser Profiteering In America. Kaiser Wilhelm, former Chancellor von Beth-man-Hollweg, German junkers generally, and the German government itself are sharing in war profits in the United States. This, astounding state of affairs has been disclosed by A. Mitchell Palmer custodian of alien property, who asks that he be permitted to check the practice through sale of the property and impounding of the proceeds. It is a part of the great German scheme of conquest. Before the senate committee Mr. Palmer said: , "The German empire, through its financial operations, has put an industrial and commer cial chain all the' way across the country and through our insular possessions. We have be come thoroughly convinced that it would be wise and highly desirable at this time if the ownership of some of those properties could be permanently taken away." , Americana have no desire to deprive an enemy of property or goods beyond the necessity of war. In this case, however, it is imperative for present public safety that the ownership of these factories and facilities be changed, so that the kaiser and his party can not take profit from Americans engaged in war against them. , London Letter in This week (February 8), there has been passed into law the most sweeping measure of Parliamentary reform the country has ever seen, and nobody seems to care two pence about it. Popular indifference was faith fully reflected in the newspapers the morning after the Representation of the People bill passed through its last stages and received the royal assent. As . to the man on the street or the woman in the queue one might suppose .that neither of them is at all uplifted by the acquisition of a vote. He or she would rather get half a pound of marga rine. The enactment of this measure is sig nificant in many ways. It is the one firstclass piece of permanent legislation that has gone on the statute book since the outbreak of the war. Parliament has passed a number of bills vitally affecting the every day life of the citizen the Defence of the Realm act, the Military Service act, and so on but these are understood to be "for the duration" only, and will be repealed when peace returns. A further point of interest is that this bill owes its existence to an entirely new method, ap proximating in some degree to the American system of the constitutional convention. Its result will be an enormous enlarge ment of the voting population. The reform act of 1832, which was not carried without bringing the country to the verge of revolu tion, added 500,000 persons to the electoral roll, and brought the proportion of voters up to one in 24 of the entire population. The changes made in 1867' and 1884 created 1, 000.000 and 2,000,000 new voters, respectively, and raised the proportion to 1 in 12 and 1 in 7. The reform act of 1918 gives the vote to r.o less than 8,000,000 persons hitherto unen franchised, and brings the total on the reg ister up to one in three of the population. - The most sensational feature of the re form is, of course, the admission of women to the Parliamentary franchise. The con ferment of the vote upon women is subject, however, to curious limitations. They have not yet acquired the full political status of men. The new system is not one of general womanhood suffrage corresponding to the practically general manhood suffrage intro duced by the act. In order to be qualified for a vote, a woman must be 30 years of age, and either a local government elector or the wife of one. (The qualification for the local government franchise is six months' owner ship or tenancy of land or premises.) The age restriction is especially anomalous, when we remember that it is the service rendered by women to the prosecution of the war that has converted those anti-suffragists who have now withdrawn their opposition, and that it is more particularly to the younger women that the country owes this assistance. Natur ally, so inconrojete an enfranchisement is far from satisfying the suffragists, and a re newal of their agitation mav certainly be ex pected before long, not only to equalize the basis of the vote as between men and wom en, but also to allow the election of women to Parliament. Meanwhile, activities are al ready being set on foot for the organization and political education of the 6,000,000 wom en whose names will be placed on the reg ister during the next few months. As regards men, the chief alteration is the sweeping away of the complicated sched ule of qualifications that has hitherto been in force, and the substitution for it of a much simpler system by which every adult male will receive the vote who is 21 years of age and has been for six months a resident, or the occupant of business premises, in the dis- New York Post trict in which he claims to be registered. It is estimated that this extension will add about ' 2,000,000 names to the register. In addition, men who have served in the war will be entitled to the vote at the age of 19. In future elections the number of per sons actually recording their choice will be further increased by a provision that ballot papers may be filled up by voters who at the time are absent from home. In the case of soldiers and sailors serving in distant areas, and merchant seamen, pilots and fish ermen at sea, votes may be given by proxy. This is regarded by many as a vicious prin ciple, which will stimulate the mischievous intrigues of the worst type of party agent On the other hand there are two pro visions that will reduce to some extent the number of votes that would otherwise be polled. In the first place, conscientious ob jectors to military service are disqualified. This is the one really bad blot on the act, The second limitation on the total poll will cut off a much larger number of the ballots that would have been cast under the old regime. The plural voter, who at former contests used to fly over the country during the election period and cast his vote in sev eral districts in virtue of his ownership of property in each of them, will find his wings cliped by the new act Henceforth he may not vote in more than two in one as a resi dent and in another as an occupant of busi ness premises. t A corollary of the "one man, one vote" principle is that of "one vote, one value." In the present House of Commons, if you select any two members at haphazard, you may find that they represent a very different number of voters. For example, the Rom ford division of Essex, with an electoral roll of over 52,000, his only one member, while the borough of Winchester, with. 3,200 voters, enjoys the same representation in Parliament To rectify such anomalies the act includes a scheme of redistribution on the basis of one member for every 70,000 of the population in Great Britain and one for every 43,000 in Ireland. This will give due weight to the big centers of population, and will extinguish the separate representation of 44 old boroughs most of them venerable and picturesque cathedral cities by merging them in the county areas to which they be long. Redistribution on the basis mentioned will have the incidental result of enlarging the membership of the House from 670 to 707. It will give England 31 more repre sentatives, Wales two more, Scotland two more, and Ireland two more. Not the least important of the changes concerns the cost of elections, for the re forms introduced in this respect will open the door of Parliament much wider to candidates of narrow means. Until now, what are known as the "returning officers' expenses" including the hire of polling sta tions, the printing of ballot papers, the pro vision of ballot boxes, and the payment of election officials has been divided in each district between the candidates. Anyone who has had the ambition of entering Parliament has therefore had to be prepared for an ini tial outlay running into hundreds of pounds, in addition to the cost of his own ejection campaign. Henceforth he will be required to do no more than make a deposit of 150, which will be returned to him after the elec tion unless he has failed to, secure one-eighth of the total number of votes polled a re quirement inteded to prevent frivolous can didatures. All the expenses of the election itself will henceforth be met by the state. Drive for More Wheat Secretary of Agriculture Houston asks that farmers sow at least 3,000,000 acres more of wheat and at the same time wants the number of swine increased from 71,874, 000 to 82,080,000. He would have the so called "xorn belt" take on more wheat He favors more food crops in the south, yet "emphasizes the need of an adequate cotton supply." We cannot avoid the suggestion that you can't have your cake and eat it too; that cattle and swine need corn, and that if an "adequate" cotton supply for the needs of the United States and the world is raised very little cotton land will produce foods. Frankly, however, the need of more wheat is not within the realm of argument. Food for men is the first requisite of a wearied and distracted world. No other food takes the place of wheat. The real question it will seem to many students, is whether increase of acreage or more intensive farming is the solution of the problem. If you merely increase acreage, which seems to be Secretary Houston's no tion, you take land better suited to produc tion of corn or leguminous crops or cotton. You cut production of what is essential to giving meats and table vegetables and clothes. But if you urge and succeed in get ting more intensive farming of lands suited for wheat, no other crop is affected. What are the facts? The old Romans used to get from 20 to 27 bushels of wheat from an acre. Germany gets, or got before the war, 28 bushels. The British islands got 32. France got 20. Our own production was and is at the rate of 13.7 bushels an acre. The explanation lies in the cheapness of land and the disposition of farmers to use many acres with cultivation as little arduous as possible and with as slight an expense for fertilizers as possible. The Nebraska farmer does little fertilizing and has too often neg lected the alternation of crops. This alter nation is especially needful with wheat be cause wheat does not lend itself to the "nitrifying" bacteria directly. Leguminous crops do. Yet if the latter, inoculated with the nitrogen-fixing bacteria, are raised one year, the wheat yield the next year will be greatly increased. If every wheat raiser, however, would put from 250 to 500 pounds per acre of a , nitrogen-phosphate-potash AAMm..riflt t-rt'XtTfr nn hia land, aiterna- WU1II4VIVI.I w w. va. .... , tion for a short term of years would npt be ' j 7m. :Vi 1 at in rate more than half as much per acre as Germany can raise. That would be efficiency in agri cultureBrooklyn Eagle. First andLastFall of Jericho day General Sir E. H. H. Allenby's Aus- r1i3n trnnr rnrlft aa mnnuftrera into a little village of huts, noted geographically . . . ,. r i . i a! l. as Detng tne city or lowest eicvauun vu caim. and in Biblical story as being the scene of the first victory in Israel's conquest of the Promised Land. . In the Canaanite days Jericho was a forti fied city, commanding both 'the lower ford nf thf Wrfan anrf the route leadin&r uo to the highlands of Judea. The story of its siege and capture and the destruction of its MMit.t!AN a rnm at tri cnrrarit1ar atnrir1. of the Old Testament, which contrasts strongly with its gentle seizure or a cnris tian army in a year of our Lord, 35 centuries later. According to the Old Testament story the city was left desolate with a curse from Joshua, upon the man who should attempt to rebuild it. And it is related that Hiel, the Bethelite, who did rebuild it, lost his two sons in the construction ot tne wan as pun ishment for his temerity. Tf mil at lVrirhn that Toahua instituted his campaign of frightfulness upon his en emies; anu ii was uu mc juium iua ivau inn i,n tn tho Tnripaft Viiorhtanrla that TeSUS laid the scene of the story of the Good Samaritan wno gave nrst am to a wounaeu enemy. The advance from Joshua to Jesus n tha tinman SHcal nf rlntv toward one's en emies is the very measure of the spread be tween the ideals ot winaenDurg ana Aiienoy on the same question. This war is fundamentally a conflict be tween the ideals of modern brotherhood and ancient overlordship; and nowhere is the contrast more noteworthy than in this little village of Jericho, where the people today are safer in the hands of their enemies than they were under the rule of their own peo ple. The world, with the exception of Ger many and Turkey, has traveled a long way between the two falls of Jericho. Minne apolis Journal People and Events Another sign of spring marbles. The country is safe I Word comes from the sawdust ring that the "circus will be big ger and better than ever" the coming season. Cheer up, dadst Miss Beulah Prescott 26, of Winterton, N. Y is on the way to Mukden, China, to become a May day bride of Willard F. Lloyd. A 10,000 mile jaunt for the only man glimpses a notable joyride. " I iODAV One Year Ago Today in the War. Minor outbreaks in Petrograd and the street put under guard of mounted police. President Wilson called the atxty fifth congress to meet in extra session to consider the relations with Ger many. . The Cay We Celebrate. John Erlckson, jr., captain of the city fire department born 1870. Ellis tj. Graff, former superinten dent of Omaha schools, born 1875. John M. Gilchrist certified account- Ant of Omaha, born 1862. . Edward G. Acheson, the discoverer of carborundum, born at washing' ton.' Pa.. 82 Ve&rs SEO. Eddie Foy. one of thl veteran comedians of the American stage, born in New York City 64 years ago, ' Daniel 3. Sully, at one time known as "the cotton klnr' in the specula' . ttve market born at Providence, R. L, tl years ago. This Da In History. 1 80S Edwin Forrest one of the rreatest American tragedians, born in Philadelphia, , Pied there, December iz.itn. J8lz President Madison disclosed alleged plot of the federalists ot New England to dismember the union. - 1815 David Davis, the Illinois jurist and statesman who served as executive of the Abraham Lincoln estate, born in -Maryland. Died at Eloomlnffton, 111., in 1888. . Just SO Years Ago Today The 8outh Omaha Ice company is getting down to business and the first of their new wagons is on the street Charlie Hoyt's "Bunch of Keys" at- tracted a very large crowd at Boyd's opera house. A meeting of the real estate dealers was held at the office of C. E. Mayne for the purpose of advertising the city and aiding in its development by the introduction of mercantile and man ufacturing institutions. Among those present were, C. E. Mayne, E. T. Oadd, 3. B. Carmlchael, 3. L. Rice, George N. Hicks, J. F. Flack, I v. Morse, C. F. Harrison, George A. Joptin and G. S. Ambler. Today was featureless in the great Burlington strike, and the threatened walkout of engineers and firemen of other roads centering In Omaha failed to occur. Right to the Point St Louis Globe-Democrat: We shall always believe there is plenty to eat in this country so long as we can go on buying a pound of candy twice a week. Baltimore American: With the German language being dropped from some schools, the pupils who have struggled with it are convinced Sher man's statement should be somewhat qualified. Washington Post: It may be that stern necessity calls for the shooting of American soldiers who go to sleep on duty in France, but it would be an awful calamity if the regulations were applied to the home folks. Brooklyn Eagle: One of the- old palaces of Venice, the one in which Robert Browning died, has been dam aged by a Teuton alrbomb. The con flict between the Beast as the Beast and Beauty as Beauty : . Irrepressible and everlistlng. New York World: Another army chaplain praises the morals of Amer ican soldiers In France aa "better than at home." Perhaps the increasing volume of such testimony, based on personal observation, will outweigh in time the fanciful theories of alarm ist moral regulators. Louisville Courier-Journal: The kaiser has a man running for the United States senate in Georgia, as well as in Wisconsin. It ought to ne easier to beat Hardwick than it is to beat the La Follette candidate, for there is no such army of German re servists In Georgia as fiere is in Wis- -in. Twice Told Tales Refined Cruelty. James Reginald was engaged to be married to the beautiful Edythe Maria whpn throuch soma trivial cause the usual lovers' quarrel en sued. Drawing nerseu xo aa impe rious height the angry charmer re moved her flashing solitaire. "Take back your ring!" she ex claimed, throwing the bauble at J. Reginald, "and in return I shall ex vnii . in man A rrift everything in your possession that belongs to me. "All tnai l nave, r-uyiuo juaiis, returned J. Reginald in a stricken voice, "is a photograph and a lock of your hair. I don't suppose you will want the photograph, but you might care for the hair as a souvenir." "As a souvenirl" exclaimed the haughty beauty. "As a souvenir ot what, pray tell meT" "Of other days, Edythe Marie," answered J. Reginald, "of the time when you were a brunette." Phila delphia Telegraph. Such an Insult Two women who had not seen each other for many years met unex pectedly in the street "How do you dot" exclaimed one, effusively. JNow, this is delightful!" said the other, who was the elder. "You haven't seen ma for 11 years, and yet you knew me at oncel I cannot have changed so dreadfully in all that time. "Oh, I recognised your bonnet, said the first Pittsburgh Chronicle-$ejgraph. "Over There" R.ntinnrl ia wild to have sent one- fifth of its population to the war. General Pershing is buying mules In Spain. And the general was born in Missouri. King Constantino that was in by gone Grecian days is said to be a per sistent spieler for Germany abroad in Switzerland. Thte ought to make se cure his connection with the slush fund of Sophia's brother. At a recent election In Coblent for a seat in the German Reichstag, the candidate of the peace party was elected by a vote of 6,287 aginst 4,608 for his opponent Washington hears that butter is selling in Berlin at 82.25 a pound, sugar at 66 cents a pound, ham and bacon at $2.11 a pound and common soap at SO cents a cake. The pocket as well as the inward touch long ago convinced the Berliners that they started something they couldn't let go. An nnnamerl American ffeneral whose letters to relatives are quoted by tne Boston Transcript, uenuuuuoo Unnnt.mMihla btiH mitraeaniia" tha lies circulated in New England re garding the habits and conduct of soldiers from tnat section, - uur men, ia writes, "ara about as clean and fine a lot as I ever knew, and their morals are tne oesx x ever nearu ui. Therefore you can imagine how I feel hunt trto rAtament that there are 1,048 New England boys being ar rested every night for drunkenness, when in fact there is not one. There have been 1S5 arrests in this division for all infractions." 7 VJJ, Pensions for Civil War Widows. Omaha, March 8. To the Editor of The Bee: All civil war widows who are not pension beneficiaries in the city of Omaha and state of Nebraska should write to Hon. William Ash brook, house of representatives, Washington, D. C, pleading for, an amendment to the Aahbrook pension law. This class of civil war widows has been deprived of pensions for a very trivial cause. A few girls went to old Soldiers' homes and married veteran soldiers for their pensions after the death of the soldier-husband. Not all soldier's wives of this class married at soldiers' homes, but they are refused their pensions with the rest who did. How different from those girls are the girls of today? Hundreds of them are marrying United States soldier boys for their insurance, and they receive it and will receive it Our husbands responded to the call of their country and offered their lives on their country's altar the same as all soldiers have done. I know civil war widows who have good farms had their pensions increased October 6, 1918, ' also Spanish-American war widows receive pensions, but we, as a class, receive not a penny. Wherein is there any justice? A NEEDY CIVIL WAR WIDOW. r Perpetual Civic Forum. Omaha, March 8. To the Editor of The Bee: It is quite the unanimous opinion that the present conditions in Omaha are going to be changed at the next election. Yet it is not enough that a certain group of men shall be turned out and another group placed in public office. It is not enough to elect even good men in the place of those who have betrayed public trust Democracy must be always on the Job. s It is not the business of the city commission to determine the policies for the city of Omaha. That is the right and the duty of the people. The commission has but one duty to per form carry out such policies as the people may determine. The commis sioners are only department man agers. The policy of the corporation is for the entire corporation to deter mine. The old. New England town meeting idea is still the highest expression of democracy. We can adopt it in Omaha. Let the Board of Education turn over every school house in the city one certain night of every week in the year. Let it be known that there shall be a citizen's meeting on that night throughout the city. These meetings would express the will of the people in each neighborhood of the city. Then the city commission could establish a central meeting to be held in the Auditorium regularly every month. To this meeting would come delegates from every section of the city. In this mass meeting oi repre sentatives from all parts of the city a general discussion of plans and r thJ swa os policies for the good o Omaha would be formulated. It would then be but a simple thing for the commission td carry out that expressed will of the; people. " LINES TO A LAUGH. PMnirr Aeent Hero ara aoraa petti -.Fit vtewa alone our Una of railroad nt...i j H I tham f in.nn. XIa thnnlr VrtU I rod OVtf YUSlbWJ. 'a - Una ona day laat weak and hava Tlewa my own on It Boaton Transcnpi. . j Mrs. Bacon Do you lova me. dear? Jlr. Bacon Ot courae, I lova you. . "Well, a year ago you aald yon lovea me, but you refused me a new bonnet." "Well, I love you Just the same way now, dear." Tonkera Statesman. "The Judge waa very nice." "Yea?" ; . . "Gave me a divorce, permission to marry again, and Intimated that If I didn't do better than I did the first time he'd grant me another divorce." Laulsvllla Courier Journal. "What Is that you are serving, wlfey?" "Lucifer food." "I thought you said you were going to make an angel cake?" "I was; but It fell." Judge. "What caused the split In your Shakes peare club?" . . "The president was too literal. She wanted to give us copies of Shakespeare aa bridge prises. The rest of us preferred bric-a-brac." Baltimore American. A small boy who had been In the habit ot leaving food on hie plats was warned that Mr. Hoover would not approve of it He Immediately replied: "I've always had to mind daddy and mother and Aunt Mary and Ood, and now here comes along Mr. Hoover." Life. Pat Well, no wan can pravint what's pasht an' gone. Mike Ta could if ye acted quick enough. Pat O'wan now! How could ye? Mike Sthop It before It happens. Boston Transcript HIS MAJESTY THE LETTER CARRIER. Emanuel CarnevaU in Poatry. Half past seven In the morning And the sun winks at me. Halt hidden by tha last house of tha street Hts long fingers Scare away those trot tlng little men Who rush westward from tha aaat to their jobs. Laughing, the sun pursues tham Ah, there he is! Who? e The letter-carrier, ot eourseli (What do you think I got up so early for?)1 Tou never see him run He. Is so proud Because he's got my happiness la that dirty bag: He's got a kiss from my sweetheart, Some money for me to buy soma food, And a white, nice collar. That'a why ne'e so conceited. That's why he wants to show That ha doesn't know tha aun la behind him, That tha laughing sun Is behind him Pushing him along to make him bring ma my happiness: A kiss from my sweetheart, - . Soma money to buy me some food and a clean collar, ; And a letter from an editor that says: i "You're a great poet, young man!'1 a j Damn HI I guess he heard ma raving about him: I He passed by my door and didn't even1 turn around. , What shall I do? What shall I do? Oh, never mind tomorrow, tomorrow. HOSPE'S Player Piano Demonstration Ueek NOTE OUR SHOW WINDOWS Grandma Treadaling the Player Piano Grandchild doing like play 1 It's play to play the Player which we now of fer to the musical public Nothing as Easy. Nothing as Reliable, Nothing as Cheap or Easy to Buy as the Gulbransen, the Healy and the Hospe Player Pianos Come to the store-no charge to demonstrate This is the week nd it's for your edification Costs you nothing. A- IHIOSIP1E CO. 1513 Douglas Street R Persistence is the cardinal vir tue in advertising; no matter how good advertising may he in other respects, it must be run frequently and constant ly to be really successful. 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