fHE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 1918 .The Omaha Bee ; OAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ftOSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THl BES PUBLISH INS COM PANT, PROPRIETOR. Entered at Oman poatofflee at aaorad-elaea matter. , TEAMS Or SUBSCRIPTION ,.,.' Br Otnrtw. it Mail. ' Dally sad Swiilar. ................ .per ML lta rtr ni, IS. 00 f tiiilj without luniUr...... 10a CM -.Kwolng uid BujkUj " f.Ot - Hinf wiUiom goods? " e 0? Sticday Bm onu " h " 1H hm4 not lot or chime ot taanm at ineraianv Oeilwry to omasa . Bm areiuuloa ueptrtoiau. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS fee asMetettd fnm. of owes. Tie Bet If a SMejher. ta xeloftwtf entitled to thi um for rrobhcttic of ell am dmirhe endued to It or oot oditnriN eradiud to thti paper tad lw Um rtwt sublimed bmtn. all rtctita st eubltcsUoa el aai special dispetetiei :.n also resema remittance Smlt by draft, miii or pMUl erdt. Only f-eent man Ulna la uimifnt of null accounts, renoaal aback, except oa Omaha and wMtra ncbun, not accepted. OFFICES Osithe The Bm Ralldtm. (.bleats hnlcl Aet Bolldlas, 8..utb Omh-ISls N St. KniTort ifc FlfU An. i olibcII DIufTt 14 N. aula St St lymle Ne B'k ef OOEBtrce. I.inoola Little Build 1st. WiihlBftoa 1SU 0 It. CORRESPONDENCE !;' Address eoaummtettloas nittuc la aewt aad editorial eutter to Onuha Bee. Editorial Department, JANUARY CIRCULATION 59,964 Daily Sunday, 52,534 i tmatt drcnlttlun rot the month, tabnrlbed aad (were la Sf DwfeM :J- Willjama. ClraulaUoa Kiuik Subscribers laavlnf the city should have Tht Baa staffed ta then. Addraea chant ad aa aftaa at requested. Medicine Hat is coins to upset our spring plans again. Did the stuff you canned and dried and pre served last summer keep well? , x This softening weather is another call to mo bilize the plows and harrows of the corn belt. Turkey is going after Armenia again, another of the concrete results achieved by the Trotzky triumph in Russia. The . cook who told General Pershing he wanted more green stuff can find a lot of com pany in the home land these days. ? A German alien named Grady has asked for registry in Nebraska.' Marshal Flynn balks at " the name, but agrees to let it pass. Colonel George Harvey says the spies should be shot, but asks if anyone can picture Newton D. Baker in the act of signing a death warrant. ' Germany Ss trying out a "super" gas on the Americans in the front line trenches, with about as good effect as it had with its "superman" stuff. Haig will have to start something pretty soon if he does not want the clamor of the critics at , Jiome to drown out the noise of the guns on the battle line. ' . Formulation of a definite program for labor during the war is a trifle late in starting and the i sooner it Ss announced the better it will be for ' i everybody.' The enemy is reported to have tapped Ameri can telephone wires at the front, but it is a safe conjecture that what the listeners heard did not encourage them any. , John Masefield says almost anything may .come out of Russia. No reason to dispute this, for everything but order has Ncome out of that distracted region within the last year. Bolsevism seems to have done its perfect work in Russia. Starvation now threatens the mass who sought to reverse all human experience and may force a revival of orderly government and industry. : . Closing dance halls is not the way to achieve social reform, according to a Chicago expert amongst us. We do not know what Chicago tried, but hope nothing will be done to bring Omaha to the condition of the Windy City. Money for Good Roads. State Engineer Johnson's compilation of money to be expended in Nebraska in connection, with the national goad roads campaign is most encouraging. While the sum is not large, it is sufficient to make a start, and it is not unreason able to think that once we have fairly entered on the work of constructing durable and serv iceable highways the undertaking will not be abandoned until Nebraska is well supplied in that regard. For the present year the nineteen dis tricts into which the state has been subdivided will invest a total of $266,358 in the comprehen sive plan of construction, this money to be ex pended on sections of highway subsequently to be connected into a unified system. Covering a five-year period, it is planned to use $3,167,911 in the furtherance of these projects. This money is aside from that annually spent under the di rection of district supervisors for the repair and construction of country roads. - Properly applied, it will produce such a nucleus of improved high ways as will not only justify the immediate ex penditure, but encourage a continuation of the work. As the move is nation-wide, it is making certain that the middle of the century will see the United States fairly well equipped with thor oughfares that will match the highway systems of any civilized country. Labor's Responsibility in War. Two notable declarations addressed to labor, but holding also a message for everybody, have just been given to the public. The one is the reply of the president to the head of the car penters' union, the other the address of the exec utive council of the American Federation of Labor. Mr. Wilson, in declining to confer with William L. Hutcheson, general president of the Brotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners, lays down this proposition: No body of men- has the moral right in the present circumstances of the nation to strike until every method of adjustment has been tried to the limit. If you do not act upon this prin ciple you undoubtedly are giving aid and com fort to the enemy, whatever may be your Own conscious purpose. Of the correctness of the president's conclu sions in this matter there can be no doubt. One of the great principles involved in this war, and for which we as a nation most zealously contend, is the peaceful adjustment of all the international differences; if we cannot settle wage disputes without strikes, how can we expect to determine international disputes without war? Samuel Gompers and his associates, .who speak for organized labor of America, present a brief that should be pondered carefully by every citi zen. It completely sums up the case for the worker and in temperate but earnest language ex presses the aspirations of the men and women who do things. In these two statements is contained the call to capital and labor alike, to employers and em ployed, to give over individual ambitions or de sires and get together for the war. The only way to peace now is through victory and victory cannot be achieved when strife over industrial problems divides the nation. "Black Jack" and "the Boys." "Whoever saw a commanding general walking among the men?" inquired a private, skeptical of the information given him that the man with four stars on his collar was Pershing. It was the same Pershing, though, who jumped from his seat in front of his tent down in Mexico to shake hands with a grizzled trooper whom he had known years before and who still wore the uni form of a private soldier. It was Pershing who gives close attention to major tactics and the in finite strategy of the war, attends international councils and helps to plan great campaigns and yet finds time to look after the welfare and com forts of his men, seeing to it that they are cared for in all ways. General Pershing is a splendid example of the, American soldier and wholly de serves the confidence he has been given by his country. Fathers and mothers whose sons are in France with him know the boys will get a square deal under "Black Jack" and that the world will have a higher regard for the American army because of the fine character of its leader and the men under him. ' ' Breakdown of Bolsevism. "The hope of the bolsheviki for a speedy rev olution in Germany is an insane delusion," ac cording to Vorwaerts, the organ from which the socialists of the world took their tune a few years ago. It is still the potent mouthpiece of the socialists of Germany and in its utterance may be noted the dominating thought of the reds within the central empires. No thinking man has credited the Germans with any intention to accept the doctrine of bolsevism or the prac tices of the bolsheviki. Whatever else the so cialists within the kaiser's dominion may be, they are loyal to the German ideals. "Deutschland uber alles" means as much to the socialist there as to the junker and their "international mind" is manifest along that line only, Meanwhile the bolshevik, unable to make headway against the Teuton enemy, is carrying on a furious warfare against Russians who refuse to join in the. lunacy of Lenine and Trotzky. No semblance of order or safety remains in any region dominated by the disciples of brotherhood and idleness, but Ger many is making ready to establish its control over provinces not yet brought under subjection. Civilization never looked upon a darker picture than that presented by Russia at the close of its first year of freedom and liberty, , Use the Substitutes. Many housewives have wondered what to do with the substitutes sold them along with their purchases of wheaten flour. The only answer is, "Use them." All are edible, nutritious and palat able. Their enforced presence at this time is something of an indictment of the generation. Not a great many years ago most, if not all, the available substitutes for wheat were in common use. ' People were familiar with them aa articles of 'diet and thrived on them. Adversity has shaken us out of our soft ways of living and we are requested to give over some of our ; table dainties, among them the white wheaten loaf. When we have recovered from the shock of this experience we will haye discovered that it is our esthetic and not our material sense that has been disturbed. Corn, rye, oatmeal, rice, potatoes all the list of edibles offered to take the place of wheat are good for man's consumption. Reasons for using these substitutes have been frequently stated.' They are sound and should appeal to all. Unless we get down to business and do all we can to win we will not win the victory we have started out to achieve. One way to help is to use the substitutes for wheat. Long-Planned War on United States 1 'There is No God But Power and Prussia is Its Prophet!" Prof. Albion W. Small, Chicago University. In the summer of 1903 I was in Germany on business which gave me occasion to sam ple the opinions about our country of more different classes of Germans than I had ever interviewed before. The itinerary scheduled stops at Cologne, Lucerne, Vienna, Budapest, Munich, Dresden, Berlin and thence an ex cursion into Russia. At each of these points, and in the intermediate travel, I had oppor tunities to talk with men of prominence and with as many more whom I could classify merely as ordinary specimens of their various types. I soon became aware that, quite aside from the direct purpose of my trip, I was gathering from these sources a collection of significant and cumulative evidence. Over and over again Germans of different' social positions, living in as many different parts of Germany and neighboring countries, volun teered the same opinion in almost the same words: "You Yankees are all right, but it is only a question of time when we Germans will have to fight you, not with trade regula tions, but with cannon." And my question "Why?" invariably brought the stereotyped answer: "Because you are trying to get some of the world's foreign commerce." Up to that time I had firmly believed in the pacific intentions of Germany. I had re garded the pan-German agitation as a joke. I had interpreted the familiar grandiose ut terances of kaiser, and professor, and editor, and Reichstag orator as the harmless word painting of an imaginative people who delight in setting national commonplaces in a heroic light. But these coincidences started my re flections in a new direction. It was incred ible that so marfy men, of such different kinds, from such widely separated places, could have arrived independently at such an aston ishing consensus. Such a state of mind must have been the result of some central influ ence or influences. A captain of infantry, whom I met in the home of a friend in Ber lin, strengthened this inference when he gave me a book which contained the same senti ment in almost the same words, with the comment which afterward proved to carry ac crued interest: "It is the most popular book of the year among German officers." Then I began to pick up other threads of association. I recalled a lecture which I had heard during my student days by Prof. Gniest of Berlin, who at the time was reputed to be the fore most continental expositor of the British con stitution. The argument expanded these propositions: "The United States of America has no sovereign. Therefore it has no sov ereignty. Therefore it is not in the proper sense of the term a state. Therefore it is not entitled to the full rights of a state among states." I listened with amusement to the exposition and had scarcely thought of it meanwhile, because I had taken it as a choice specimen of academic pedantry, with no practical bearing. Presently I began to recall, however, that in my reading since my student days I had come across many Ger man expressions of the same idea, with the implication that it was something to be taken for granted. On my return to Chicago I reported my experience in a newspaper interview, with the conclusion that we Americans would be living in a fool's paradise until we provided ourselves with a navy so strong that, even if the creed which I had heard should proselyte all Germany, it would be too unsafe to fol low it into practice. For two or three weeks following publication of the interview, at a signal from Consul Wever of Chicago one of the most efficient promoters of German interests that has ever represented that country in the United States the German language press of America and not a few publications in English bristled with abuse of the ignorant American tourist who had in sulted Germany by drawing such an infer ence from such data. Up to the present hour the Germans have pursued the same policy of denying the sig nificance of any and every fact which tended to fix on them the stigma of militarism in general or responsibility for the present war in particular. No matter what German has endorsed the creed of force or of terroriza tion as the technique of the creed, even the kaiser or the crown orince. or the chancellor. or authors with readers by the hundred thou sands, the professional German apologists have always given the cue for a world-wide claque to shout the repudiation: "That par ticular utterance or that particular man cuts no figure in Germany." We have always had a few men in Ameri can politics who waxed great in their own eyes by declamation of the manifest destiny of the United States to be "bounded on the north by the Aurora Borealis, on the south by the Southern Cross." Usually the saving sense of the people, ably aided and abetted by the obduracy of things, has rendered such politicians innocuous. But suppose the in conceivable had become actual and we had found ourselves under an administration which had deliberately committed this coun try to the aim of annexing Canada. Suppose we had made it a test of loyalty to support this administration in waging a war for the conquest of the Dominion. Suppose we had persisted in accepting without question the administration's fiction "The war was forced upon us I" Suppose we had refused to cast in our lot with any peace movement which might involve overthrow of the administra tion or of the party that had seduced the country into its immoral course. In that case our deeds would have spoken louder than our words. American character would consequently have to be known, not by what Americans had denied in terms, but by what we had actually done. The outstanding fact, to which the Ger mans have been delivering themselves with accelerated motion till the incredible cul mination of 1914, and since, is that all the Germans have adopted as their own the cause of those leaders who have advertised their trust in war as the foremost means of sat isfying national ambitions. Few native Americans have more or weightier reasons for gratitude to Germany than I have been accumulating for nearly 40 years. None can be more willing in every possible way to acknowledge the debt which can never be discharged. And yet! And yetl This will be an intolerable world until the Germans have once and forever recanted, wfth all it involves, that most hellish heresy that has ever menaced civilization: There is no God but power and Prussia is its prophet 1 Gold Pours Into Tank Banks m i l London Letter in New York Times. PcriiaiH taking the hint from the recruit ing "battleship" in Union square, the British government has been with extraordinary success turning an engine of war to novel uses in raising money for national pur poses. The intense interest aroused by the tanks, which figured in the lord mayors show at the beginning of November, sug gested that an exhibition of them in London might be used to attract subscriptions to the war loan, and the idea proved to be so good that in the last six weeks about $100,000,000 has been raised by the "Tank-Bank." The first tank was put on exhibition in Trafalgar square toward the end of Novem ber. It was a real tank, destined to go to the firing line as soon as its money making career was over. Two girl cashiers were in stalled inside, and it was announced that if any one would come to Trafalgar square and there s- scribe for war bonds in five pound lots or the 15-shilling and six-penny war saving certificates, these would be stamped to show they had been bought at the Tank Bank. A few captured guns and other war relics were placed alongside the tank, and a cer tain amount of advertising was done, but the organizers of the show never expected how great would be their success. The first day they took in $40,000; the next day $63,000, and the next $125,000, and then there was no doubt the idea had caught on. For the fort night the Tank Bank was in Trafalgar square it became one of the sights of Lon don. Parents brought their children to buy a few of the cheaper certificates; employers organized campaigns among their men 'and marched them down at the noon hour with bands to invest their money; the theatrical profession, of course, saw the beauty of the idea and were photographed in picturesque positions filling out forms requesting allotments. The tale was told of the canny Scotch man who said, as he was going to buy war bonds, he thought he might as well get on them the Tank Bank stamp, for "Ye no can tell. Yon Tank Bank puts on a wee stamp that ma worth guid siller yet," apparently in the spirit of the collector of rare postage stamps, and there can be no doubt that the novelty of the idea brought out hundreds of pounds of small savings that would never have found their way through the ordinary postoffice into the government coffers. A second tank was enlisted in the service, and was sent on peregrinations through the city. It was announced that if any firm would subscribe $250,000 this wandering tank would roll along through the streets to fetch the check. This it had to do several times, and so the crowds in the busiest thorough fares had the war savings idea brought be fore them. Meanwhile in Trafalgar square itself the scene was a nearer approach to that of an old time country fair than London had seen for many a day. Hawkers with medals, flags, picture post cards, and souvenirs thronged the open spaces around the barriers; investors formed long queues; military bands played stirring music, and well known men were hoisted to the top of the tank to make speeches. The first week the Tank Bank was doing business it took in not much under $1,600,000, but the second week it captured over $15,500, 000, and it had by this time so thoroughly established its power as a money maker that it was determined to send it on a provincial tour. Since then the great industrial cities of England have been visted and at the date of writing the amount collected has been not far short of $100,000,000. This has been achieved partly by appealing to the local rivalry, wnich is so large a feature in the life of the English provinces. On the Royal Exchange in London, for example, is a huge board on which the chief towns of England with their populations are inscribed. Against them day by day is placed the amounts given the Tank Bank by each center, and the Man chester cotton broker or the Birmingham munition maker, called to town on business, sees that the openhandedness of his home town is on record in the empire's finanicial center. Similiar posters attract his attention when he gets home, and he is spurred on to dig a little deeper in his pocket for the credit of his own community. Still more important, however, are the sums enticed from the hiding places of the less wealthy classes. The government, for sound financial reasons, would rather have the saver of $2,500 invest it in the war loan than leave it in the savings bank, and there are still hoards of golden sovereigns tucked away in the proverbial stocking in the more remote districts that are doing no good to anybody. Many instances have occurred of these being rifled to take up Tank Bank bonds, and the number of the small investors has been one of the features of the cam paign. Some of the more important totals yet recorded are: Manchester, $22,250,000; Birmingham, $21,500,000; Bradford, $9,600, 000; Newcastle, $9,000,000, and Southampton $360,000. . On Year Ago Today In the War. American Red Cross issued an ap , peal for 1,000,000 new member. President Wilson called tor full re ports of the army and navy strength. Germans rushed British positions south of Le Transloy after destroying trenchea. The Day We Celebrate. Myron L. Learned, attorney, born in 186S. Joseph Barker, insurance man, born in 1877. William V. Wappich, attorney-at-law. born In 18 SO. - Adellna Patti (Baronesa Ceder strom) born in Madrid 75 years ago. General Henry Sinclair Home, British commander on western front, born 87 years ago. Newcomb Carlton, president of the Western Union Telegraph company, born at Elizabeth. N. J, 49 years ago. This Day in History. 1807 Admiral Duckworth, with eight British - war vessels, made the daring passage of the Dardanelles and appeared before Constantinople. 1864 Order of the Knights of Pyth ias founded in Washington, D. C. 1918 Secretary Lansing informed Austrian charge that United States stood .mly for right of merchant ves sels to carry guns for defense. ' 1917--MaJor General Frederick Funston. U. S. A., died at San Anto- nio, Tex. ' Born at New Carlisle, O- Just SO Years Ago Today The recent warm spell has started the geese north. A dispatch received from Jackson ville, Fla., tells of the arrival there of the party of excursionists from Omaha. Kendall, Weinek and Klrby of tho Omaha Amateur Athletic club . will attend the spring meetings of ath letes In Chlcatro and St Louis and take part in different trails of skill. . The mission at Trinity cathedral Is to consist of a series of lectures to men. Rev. Dean Gardner will offi ciate. Dr. L. A. Merriam lectured to the students of the Omaha Commercial college. The doctor had for his sub ject, 'Evolution, or the New Thought of the Nineteenth Century." 1 The Omaha Amateur Athletic club gives a rrand dress ball at Ma- I sonic haU on Ki sveoip ( March. 14 Around the Cities Chicago is slowly waking up to the necessity of checking the crime wave. Various civio and religious bodies are prodding the police and pressing for greater energy in running down the highwaymen, safe crackers and crooks of minor grade operating boldly in the city. . Chicago experts differ much on the quantity of whisky in stock in town. The quantity in bond is deemed enough for two years, unless the de mands of neighboring dry belts ex ceed expectation. Private stocks range from two to six years' supply, meas ured on a narrowing scale and broad ening prices. , The battle against gas price reduc tion in Chicago, begun in 1911, moves with snail-pace through the courts. The present or temporary rate is 80 cents per thousand cubic feet. The city insists on a 70-cent rate. Nearly seven years were used up in clearing the judicial forum for a trial on that issue, which Is now set for April 8. Over at Minneapolis last Monday a daughter, son-in-law, nine grand children and a great grandchild helped to celebrate the 104th birthday anniversary of Grandma Peterson. Grandma was not very well, but Im bibed the spirit of the occasion and enjoyed herself. Toward evening twilight as the guests departed and the 104 candles burned low, grandma closed her eyes and quickly sank into the sleep that knows no waking. One ox ner two daughters is Mrs. Alfred Servine of Oakland, ftebj State Press Comments Hastings Tribune: Men don't smile as much in Nebraska as they did be fore the first day of last May. Plattsmouth Journal: Camouflage is nothing new at our house. We've been putting milk in the cream pitcher for years. Norfolk Press: Senator Hitchcock fought Wilson before the primaries, he fought him in the Baltimore con vention, and has fought him ever since. In the matter of supporting the administration it is about an even break between Hitchcock and the kaiser. Beatrice Express: With John G. Maher in the service of the United States and therefore barred from par ticipating in politics, Charlie Bryan announces that it is possible that he may file for the democratic nomina tion for governor-at the primaries to be held this summer. There is, how ever, one Arthur Mullen still at large who is liable to prove somewhat of a stumbling block in the way of the ambitious "Brother Charlie." Falls City Journal: Bakers' bread with' a SO per cent substitute of white corn flour is an improvement on the old style of extra refined wheat flour as the new bread appears to have more body and does not gum up on one's teeth in sort of a dough ball as fresh wheat bread from a town bake shop used to do. A number of the substitutes are an improvement, but they cost more, which is probably a reason why they were not in more use. Right to the Point Wall Street Journal: Wisconsin troops aboard Tuscania should be a reminder as to who represents that state in Washington. Brooklyn Eagle: The Overman bill would call- for a superman. Let us stick to the wisdom of the fathers and be happy, or as happy as we can be in these unpleasant times. Minneapolis Tribune: While every one Is insisting that nothing is too good for the army, along comes the government with a threat to com mandeer all 'the prunes for the sol diers. New Tork WorJl: Every soldier on the Tuscania on reaching the Ameri can lines in France will carry a mes sage to his comrades that there will give a fresh edge to their fighting spirit. Louisville Courier-Journal: In a current photodrama, it is said, "the soul of a woman is laid bare." A last resort, no doubt, inasmuch as pre vious photodramas have laid bare everything but her souL Louisville Courier-Journal: British transports since the beginning of the war have carried 11,000,000 troops safely "for long or short voyages" with a loss of only 2.000, due to the sinking of nine vessels. Does Ger mania or Britannia rule the waves? , Baltimore American: Germany seems to have sunk a lot of money in spy propaganda in this country. The trouble with that sort of enterprise is that there is no way after payment has been made of enforcing the de livery o Ui good For a Home Rule Charter. Omaha. Feb. 18. To the Editor of The Bee: At the April primaries there is to be submitted to the voters of Omaha the question of calling a home rule charter convention. It seems to me this subject has not re ceived the publicity it deserves. I have asked a number of voters who are generally famHiar with what is going on if they knew of this fact and have only found one who had ever heard of the proposition and he was one who had been instrumental in having the council submit the ques tion. I am interested in having Omaha come under the home rule provision of the state constitution. I know what a difficulty we must face every two years in trying to pursuade the legislature to grant to us needed leg islation. We should be capable of knowing what we want and of se curing it for ourselves without ask ing the legislature. We can do this if we adopt a home rule charter. The former attempt to adopt a home rule charter was defeated be-j cause the charter convention intro duced much new matter on which the people of the city were divided. I propose this time that the convention do nothing of that kind. It should organize and then submit to the voters of Omaha the present charter under which the city is operating. It should introduce no new matter of any kind. Our people are reasonably united in support of the charter that we have. By a. formal vote of the people this may be adopted by the people. It contains within Itself the means by which the people may themselves amend it and which they will no doubt do as necessity requires from time to time. L. J. QUINBT. Against Spring Shooting. Stuart, Neb., Feb. 16. To the Edi tor of The Bee: I saw in the Letter Box of The Bee dated February 11 an article written by V. A. Bradshaw of Geneva, Neb., urging us to write to our congressmen to have the fed eral law prohibiting spring shooting repealed in this state, setting forth in his argument that It is a good method to use in conservation of meat. Now, Mr. Editor, to me that would be like killing the goose that laid the golden egg, for every time you killed an old hen duck in the spring you kill a whole brood of young ducks which would be grown during the summer season .for fall use. By all means let us uphold the federal law as it is. It is the best law cer enacted for the conservation of meat. Why. our food administrator has just passed a ruling forbidding us to kill any of our domestic hens this time of the year. I have hunted ducks and chickens all my life and know the federal law as it now is in force is the best law ever enacted to conserve our game birds (which is meat). By all means, let us keep it in force. H. H. EVERETT. anythln worth drinking I don't want to kcp it aeventy-two houra. Boston Tran script. Winnla couldn't set her doll to tt up ti h wanted It and after many vain at tempts she banged It down, exclaiming: "Oh! I wish I belonged to a family that sweared!" flan Francisco Chronicle. "The labor shortage has given my nephew some new views on life." "Huh?" "He thought everything went by pull. But the other day he went out and got a job as street sweeper on his own merits, something he hadn't thought It possible to do." Louisville Courier-Journal. "How does your boy like life In the army?" "Not particularly well. He says he's beea In it six weeks now and hasn't been or dered to do something glorious." Detroit Free Press. Mr. Styles My dinner coat needs a but ton, Julia. Please attend to it today. Mrs. Stylee But I can't tell your dinner coat from your breakfast jacket, dear. "Why, the breakfast jacket has eggs on It and the dinner coat gravy." Yonkera Statesman. "What did your landlady mean by telling ma she had a bone to pick with me?" "Don't know, unless it was an Invitation up to dinner.'' Browning's. THE FLAG. Law Still in Effect. Deshler, Neb., Feb. 15. To the Edi tor of The Bee: Some years ago our great government passed a law for bidding the killing of migratory birds i. e.f geese, ducks, brants, etc. after January 1 until the following fall. Now our great state of Nebraska says we can pursue and kill for our per sonal use said above birds up to April 1. Each spring I am beggUig you for advice not for myself alone, but many others who do not want to do anything to engross our great nation. However, under our food conserva tion advice we are all striving to save. Should they allow the shooting of game birds legally in this great time of need it might, and would be, a great help. Our honored food admin istrator advised us to eat rabbits as a meat. Now I eat rabbits until I cannot look a rabbit in the face. If I could legally have some duck soup to take the rabbit taste out of my mouth it would be a favor never to be forgotten. Thanking you in advance for the legal information through your paper, as the advice will reach many like myself who want to know the law. O. A. RICHEY. Ans. The federal game law which forbids the shooting of migratory wild fowl, and especially aquatic, or water, fowl, during the spring months is still in effect. It is illegal to kill ducks of any kind, geese, brant or waders, such as snipe, in the closed season, which includes the spring months. SMILING LINES". Tommy This American fellow does not appear to be at all moved by the slaughter In the trenches. Second Tommy Of course not. He's one of their college foot ball champions. Balti more American. Wife How did Mr. Bilklns manage to pass that examination which you failed In? Husband Bilklns took his two little boys with him and the boys coached him. They had only left school a few weeks. Fear son's. Agent This vacuum bottle will keep any thing hot or cold for seventy-two hours. Mr. Tipples Don't want It. If I have Stars of white In a field of blue, Bars of white and red, Symbolic of our country. To save, has caused bloodshed Freedom speaks when It unfurls Protection within Its folds' To all who give it honor And loyalty upholds. Bars of white and bars of red, Stars In a field of blue: Do you know what it has done And what It means to you? This banner should remind us, Reverential always be, For It has made America A land of liberty. i Stars of white In a field of blue. Bars of red and white. In conflict will It enter When only for the right; In the midst of combat And enemy try to sever, , The Stars and Stripes will keep unfurled- Surrender In battle "Never!" Omaha. BELLEVTJB). BALLAD OF THE UNSUCCESSFUL. We are the tollers from who Ood barred The gifts that are good to hold. We meant full well and we tried full hard. And our families were manifold. And we are the clan ef those whose kin Were a millstone dragging them down. Tea, we had to sweat for our brother's sin And lose the victor's crown. The seeming able, who all but scored. From their teeming tribe we come; What was there wrong with us, O God ? That our lives were dark and dumb? The men ten talented, who still Strangely missed of the goal, Of them wa are; It seems thy will To harrow some In soul. 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