THE BEE: OMAHA. . FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 1918. rP tt n fnnk n a D nn 'JAIL (MORNING) EVEX1XU SUXDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATEB VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THE BEG PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR. Catered at Omaha postoffica a tecond-clasa matter. ; TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION Br Carrier. B Man. Ottty nd Buit ...twr neat, JSe v'(r yur. J.(Hi Dul? vitbont Sunday " lue ' 4.00 C'Mttui add Mundiy " iOe " S.00 MvttBt without Sun4a? o 4.(H Bundat Bee only " (c " tM Mwd notlot of chaw of tddreai or trrajnlantf ta det?er? to Oman. He CSreulatloa Denrunent. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS rti AModitfd PrfM. or Mra Tha Be II a mem her. H eict.H, iiUticd to the uw for publication of all new. dlinatrfcn credited to It or not othmrlK cmMtd In thli paper and alio tha lnt new. fnUlihed arrein. All nubti of publication of our aiwclal dlroatdwe ra aiaa nacned. REMITTANCE RotII Br itraft. nxprMt or poatal ordar. Onlj S-rant ft ami ukaa In umant of aoiall account.. Pence at ofctcit. except oo Omaba aad altera axchiaite. not accepted. OFFICES Omaha Tha Bar Bulldltia. chioaao Paotl Oaa Balldlnj. gutila Om.ha-MU N HI. New York Ma Tift in. Vancll Bluff. 14 N. Uiji M. Kt. Loiili New B'a of Commerce. Lincoln LIUla Butldloa. Winhlnfton 1311 O St. CORRESPONDENCE tddran commnntoflonii rel.tlnt to aewa and editorial nutter to Omana Bee. Editorial Department. , JANUARY CIRCULATION 59,964 Daily Sunday, 52,534 ttauee circulation for (tie month, eubeerlbed tod iwors to 6 D!I4 tliUlaaia. Circulation llanaaer. Subacribera leavinf tha city ahoulat bay Tka Be mailed ta tk.m. Addreia chanted aa a (tea aa retrueetaet. , A chance shot that hits the mark is just as ef fective as a well aimed one. Disaster to Troop Transport' 1 , Americans are called upon to sustain the first really serious shock of their participation in the war, in the loss of a torpedoed troop transport and the sacrifice of lives attendant. That prac tically nine-tenths of the ship's company escaped from death is a sufficient proof of the care exer cised for the safety of the men in such dire emer gency. Such an encounter has been within the possi bilities, and even extremely probable, with each shipload of soldiers sent to France. Troop move ments have been carried on with full knowledge that German submarines were lurking in the path, and that ceaseless vigilance could not guaranty absolute safety. Such is the chance of war, ac cepted by all who enter. It was to rid the world of the menace of the submarine we took up our part in the war, knowing well it would be turned against us in all its inhumane capacity for de struction. Americans were prepared to make sacrifices, and will not be deterred in their purpose because called upon to mourn soldiers lost on a troop ship sunk in pursuit of wholesale assassinations. Their lives are spent on the altar of freedom, and in their memory their countrymen will renew the vow to make the world free. The bridge of ships, called for by Pershing, will be established, and in time the power that launched the U-boat and the other atrocious things that have shocked an appalled world will be toppled and destroyed, for freemen are not to be terrified into submission. Food Production in 1918 EzJiausted Europe Rests Hope On America's Surplus A military wedding in Texas was presided over by Chaplain Clinch. That ought to hold them. Team work is needed to win in any game, and especially in war, so the word to Washington is "Get together 1" Are we ready to accept a dictator for the pe riod of the war? This is the question the presi dent has put up to congress. ' Carranza may congratulate the kaiser on his birthday, but when he wants to borrow money or get help of any kind he turns to Washington. Spain sent a 48-hour ultimatum to Germany a week ago, but no reply has been announced yet. Ultimatums long since ceased to worry the kaiser. Kaiser Wilhelm condoles with a Trussian count who has lost six sons in battle, although up to the present all the kaiser's precious progeny are safe enough. , The Turk is talking of a tunnel to connect V Asia and Europe at Constantinople. So far as the Turk is concerned, the project will not likely get beyond talk. Our state, railway board thinks that careless ness existed somewhere. in connection with the street car smash on North Twenty-fourth street. The board is not atone in holding this opinion. . The fuel administrator has fixed a standard schedule of profits for coal dealers in Nebraska. Now, if he will only arrange an equally standard schedule for delivery, he will deserve public thanks. ' 4 ' , As toll of the U-boat mounts higher, the de termination to wipe it out increases. This is something the kaiseritei have overlooked, just as they failed to give ull value to other points in their program. , . . . Change in command will not affect the import ance of the balloon school at Fort Omaha. When Colonel Hersey leaves he wilt take with him the esteem of all Omahans who have come in con tact with him, and who have learned to value him as a sincere and capable officer.' Colonel Nance, who now takes command at the school, is at the head of the aeronautic service of the government, which means that Fort Omaha is now in both fact and name the "big" balloon school of the country. Camouflage on Ship Building. Statements emitted at Washington within the last day or two are of a quality that deserve at tention. In reiterating a, call for 250,000 skilled workers at the shipyards, the language employed is calculated to give the impression that these men are wanted immediately, and that due to their failure to come forward the great shipping program is now' halted. The plain truth is that the skilled workers called for were asked by th4 government to register themselves for service, and to be ready for call. Agents of the govern ment were instructed to warn the men not to leave their present employment until notified that they were needed at the" p'aiits in the east As a matter of fact, the supply of workers skilled "in the operations needed' for .constructing "fab ricated" sliips is limited. Not a quarter of a mil lion calkers and riveters are now to be found outside the shipyards, but plenty of good me chanics, who can readily be trained to use he au tomatic tools employed, are eager to secure the work. The big shipyards are not ready for these men yet, and could not use them if they were on the ground, It is unfair to the men and to the public to insinuate that the workers are responsi ble for delay in the shipping program. President's War Control Bill. President Wilson's views of what is needed for centralizing war control, as expressed in the measure offered in the senate by Siator Over man, differ in one important regard from the bill framed by the military affairs committee. It is proposed that all power of appointment and man agement shall be vested in the president, all other laws being set aside for the period of the war. His selections are to be his own, without reference to the senate, while the committee's plan requires that the superior war council be selected' by the president subject to confirma tion by the senate. In plain words, the president does not want to share with congress any of the work of di recting the war. He prefers to dictate and not to counsel. It will be his part to manage every thing in the way of active operations, prepara tion, training, equipment snd dispatch of troops; the making of contracts, selection of administra tors, and all other functions or duties that arise from the war activities of the country. Congress would be limited to the task of providing ways and means for carrying on the president's plans. No such grant of power ever was asked or given to an American president, and the wisdom of such action at this time may well be ques tioned. The plan transcends a mere vote of con fidence in the president; it eliminates congress entirely. Senators have protested that the estab lishment of a central board to co-ordinate war ac tivities would be unconstitutional, because of its interference with the powers of the president, a strained and doubtful construction of the com mittee's measure. How will the same objection apply to the president's measure, which would do away entirely with a branch of the government whose powers are equal to those of the execu tive? . Both sides agree that closer co-operation is needed and that better control must be had, if we are going to make headway. It remains now only to close the gap between the capitol-and the White House and perhaps America will be ready to take her share in the work of freeing the world for democracy. David Lubin, the American head of the extremely useful International Institute of Agriculture at Rome, warns his countrymen that Europe's crops will- probably be less this year than they were last, through the uni versal exhaustion, and appeals to our peo ple to take extraordinary measures to supply the deficiency with an increased and a' max imum production. Unless we do so, Mr. Lubin says, and in particular unless we try to restore the neglected cattle production of the arid states, our allies, who are depending on the United States for the greater part of their food, will be reduced to a condition similar to that of Germany and Austria, where there is really food enough only for the armies, leaving the civil population to die off with under-nutrition. The demand can be met and the appeal should be heeded. That it may not have been made in vain is indicated by the enormous and unwonted production of our fields in 1917. The re turns of the Department of Agriculture show that the farm products of the United States last year reached a value of $19,443,849,381, which was more than $6,000,000,000 over the production of 1916 and $9,000,000,000 above that of 1916 Food crops were 70 per cent of this total of farm products. And those who had noted with concern the decrease of cattle production in the west will be reassured to learn that animals and animal products in 1917 were $1,500,000,000 above the total of 1916. Just what proportion of the great in crease in the value of farm products was due to their increase in price rather than to the gain in quantity produced is not yet ap parent from the government returns, but we know that quantity, as well as value, greatly increased. The condition is vastly en couraging as to what we can do toward feed ing the allied world and ourselves. If we could put a farm production of $19,000,000, 000, in one year, in the place of one of $10, 000,000,000, we can da still better in another year, for the excellent reason that for every acre that was added to our tilled or pastured ! fields in 1917, another acre can be added in i 1918. The land which had been otherwise employed, or left fallow, up to 1917, but then was cultivated, is in a better condition to produce well this year than it was last. The high value of products warrants and indeed enforces intensive cultivation, and intensive cultivation means a larger yield per acre in 1918 than in 1917. The only thing that stands in the way of still higher production in 1918 than in 1917, is the scarcity of labor and the farmers' fear that it may be still scarcer. This lack may be met by govern ment organization and direction of the labor supply. An instance of what may be done in this direction is the step which the gov ernment has taken for the importation of 60,000 agricultural laborers from Porto Rico and the Virgin Islands. The lack of trans portation may also be regarded as a hindrance, especially as the western farmers are now complaining that if they do not have cars to move their corn soon the supply will be lost. But we may confidently expect that the car famine will be over by another win ter. It is at all events not only the Ameri can farmer's opportunity, but his patriotic duty, to beat this year his crop production of 1917 by as much as that exceeded any previous year. There may be some doubt as to whether Mr. Lubin's appeal to the people of the arid states to devote more landto cattle grazing can be answered -as he wishes it to be. The demand for food crops is pushing more and more land out of pasturage in those states and into tillage. Probably we have passed the limit of maximum cattle production in the arid states. But we are gaining steadily on stall-fed cattle production and pasturage in fenced lands further east. There is a great deal of leeway there, and also in the produc tion of swine nad mutton sheep. We can feed the allied world if we will. It is the duty of every man, woman and child who planted and tended an acre in 1917 to plant and tend two acres in 1918. It is the fight ing line for us at home. Boston Transcript. 'HP Government Ownership and the War. In reporting a bill dealing with the railroads, Chairman Smith of the senate committee on in terstate commerce said: "Your committee is of the opinion that this is the time for war emer gency legislation, and not the time to settle the many cbntroversial and vexed questions concern ing our future transportation problems." And in this position the committee is eminently right. The government, took over control of the rail roads as a war measure, and for the present all other considerations may well be laid aside. The successful prosecution of the war will occupy all our faculties and demand the full employment of all our resources. Advocates of government ownership can well afford to allow their peculiar views to remain in suspense until the issue of the war has been determined. It will then be time enough to decide if the roads are to be held per manently as public possessions. Just now it is im peratively necessary that they be operated to their fullest, capacity as adjuncts to the war program. ' A difference of opinion has developed between the food administrator and the millers as to the price of cornmeal, which ought soon to be ad justed. People are perfectly willing to eat corn meal, and it is good for' them and all that, but they should not be soaked on the cost. Whether it is due to fuel shortage, or to some other cause, the sawdust trail in Washington is reported to be not so warm as Rev. "Billy" Sun day has found it elsewhere. "Billy" threatens to kick off the brake and throw her into high gear if an improvement is not noted. t Pot and Kettle Efficiency Congress Fails to Practice What It Preaches New York Administrative officials, whether at Wash ington or at state capitals, could make a tak ing rejoinder to their legislative investi- L gators and assailants. "What," they might retort, you attack Us for inetiiciency? But who is so notoriously inefficient as you? Your eongress and your legislatures are the worst dawdlers on earth. The simplest bill to speed up the war, or to give the admin istration needed authority, you take days to frame and tear to pieces in committee, and then weeks to debate and pass. You waste more time and motion and money than any branch of the government. It it not, then, very much like satan rebuking sin for you to be all the while raising the cry that presi dents and governors are not efficient?" Voices of this tenor are sometimes heard within legislative bodies themselves. Only last year a greatly daring senator rose at Washington to tell his startled colleagues that they were the most awful example of inefficiency. They delayed and they dis puted; they spent dayson trifles when mat ters of the first magnitude were waiting for decision; they railed at others for lack of promptness and vigor at the very time that they were exasperating the country by their dilatoriness and timidity. An echo of this was heard at Albany on Monday. Senator Wellington moved the final adjournment of the legislature on February 28, declaring that all the necessary public business could be transacted by that date if the legislature were industrious. He added: "We have wasted opportunity and money, and shamefully wasted precious time. I am not finding fault with the individual senators, but with the system no, I shall not dignify it by calling it that with the chaos of our existence. We have a very delightful time as members of a club might have. We meet to gossip, play politics, scheme, and think things, but we are not discharging our legis lative duties. I am a member of half a dozen committees. Only one of these has met at all. How long could a business corporation go on in the fashion we do and remain solvent?" This is the natural feeling of any busi ness man, or a person accustomed to quick thinking and rapid action, when first brought into contact, as a member of the legislature or of congress, with the methods of lawmak ing. Lord Morley has a chapter on "Par liamentarism," in his recent book of recol lections, in which he discusses the question with both humor and insight, Speaking out of his own experience, he shows how an alert and prompt man is at first almost driven to despair by the pottering ways of the House of Commons. The waste of time and speech, the rooted unwillingness to come to a de cision, the cross-purposes, the stupidities, the infinite postponements of matters crying for speedy settlement, fill him with weariness and disgust. But in time he comes to a different mind. He perceives that the intent and the best effect of a Parliament is not to act as a board of directors for the swift dis patch of business. There are other ends to serve. The varied and complex opinions of the nation have to be represented. This means that differing minds have to be brought together. This takes time. And then there is the function of a Parliament as the grand inquisitor of the nation. This may often be more important than the purely legislative function, or the power of the purse, in England and in the United States today we see the commons and congress subserving this need of forcing publicity for the facts which the people are entitled to know, and compelling the government to answer a whole series of questions. In view of all this, no case arises for a sort of pot-and-kettle argument about the comparative efficiency of congress and the administration. Doubtless it is true that not one man in a hundred of those who criticise Evening Post President Wilson could have done a hun dredth part as well as he has. For a senator to challenge the wisdom of Secretary Baker does not mean setting himself up as wiser. You can tell whether a shoe pinches your foot, said Dr. Johnson, even if you cannot make any kind of shoe yourself. So congress can inquire into administrative errors even though the ablest member of the committee might have made worse errors. It is the business of congress to find out as well as to do. Thus far in the session, it has given a great deal of time to investigating. It has done almost no legislating. But it would be a short-sighted view which should regard this as a proof of inefficiency. If the most important thing was to get information, for both congress and the country, then it was efficient to set about getting it. We have to bear in mind a fundamental difference be tween the efficiency of an administrator and that of a legislator. The former has to act with decision, to put driving-power behind public work, to choose the right men and hold them to their jobs. But congress has to in quire, to debate, to reconcile conflicting in terests. It has to criticise before it can create. People and Events February's initial drive foreshadows the short and ugly record. Suffering from acromegaly; or. something like that,; a Chicago girl is seven feet tall and still growing. Bound to be seen, if not heard, in the loop jam. The death of Senator Hughes of New Jersey at the age of 46, lifts the mortality record of the 65th congress to 10, evenly divided between the two bodies. Carter H. Harrison, former mayor of Chicago, is striving to break into one of the dollar-a-year jobs at Washington. With a municipal campaign staged for the spring months, Carter seeking war service tops the record of patriotic sacrifice. From a business point of view knowledge of the political ropes is a big asset. Minne apolis papers report that former Governor Eberhart has fallen into the shipbuilding business at San Diago, hooking up with a company that copped a big government con tract. For one reason or another war en courages a revival of man's crowning glory, full-fledged whiskers. Full beards already are esteemed a badge of service at the front. Home patriots appreciate the badge of dis tinction and quickly get behind a hairy camouflage. f In the rush of more gripping events, hu manity hereabouts take, little note of the complete disappearance of the sleigh and the steed belted with jingling bells. Weeks of good sleighing failed to resurrect a single cutter or bobsled. Gassed to death. Gone, but not forgotten. Making sure there wasn't a drop of fight ing blood in their circulating systems by cutting off three fingers of their right hands, two privates at the Greenville (S. C.) training camp won four years' each in a military prison. Wonder how they spruced up courage to do the chopping? When the courts impounded excess pay ment of bills rendered by the New York Gas company pending a decision on the 80 cent gas rate, some $3,000,000 were gathered in which the courts said belonged to the con- j sumers. Barely two-thirds of the excess was called for and the company pocketed the re- i mains. A like situation follows the decision of the courts that the 2-cent passenger rate in Illinois is lawful. The railroads are re- i funding the excess four-tenths of a cent a mile, but comparatively few travelers saved their rebate checks. S3Q fine Year Ago Today in the War. British continued vigorous offensive toward Bapaume, on Somme front. Sweden rejected President Wilson's suggestion that all neutral nations break with Germany. The Day We Celebrate. Benjamin 8. Baker, lawyer, born 1865. , A. 3. Egserss, president ot the Omaha Fiber and Corrugated Box company, born 1866. Albert C. Kugel, city commissioner, born 1S6T. Alba Boardman Johnson, head of Baldwin Locomotive Works, born 60 years ago. Dr. Rush Rhees, president of the University ot Rochester, born in Chit-ago, 58 years ago. t . John B. McDonald, brigadier gen eral, national army, born in Ala bama, 6 years ago - ? v- This Day In History. 1815 The Congress of Vienna de termined to abolish slavery. 1828 Jules Verne, the famous writer of "supernatural fiction," born ut Nantes, France. Died March 24. MS, , 1861 Confederate states congress In session at Montgomery adopted a! provisional constitution. 1870 Cc'arge Fuabody, the famous pikl&nthroplst was burled at South J Just 80 Years Ago Today ' A ' large audience assembled at Boyd's to see Clara Morris in "Ar ticle Seven." Jacob Widener, bookkeeper for Roaenberry's planing mill, passed his 34th milestone of life and was pre sented with a fine plush rocking chair by his assoeiatea In the mill. Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Logan went east Jacob Schaefer, the champion 14- Inph ba.lk lina hllllardlst of the world. and Eugene Carter, champion at linger billiards, arrived in this city to appear at Exposition hall. - The residence of Peter O'Malley, on Cass street near Twenty-fifth, was burglarized and $27 was walked away with. At the meeting of the Omaha Presbytery in the First Presbyterian church, Rev. W. U. Henderson pre sided and Rev. J. A. Hood of Schuyler acted aa clerk- - Peppery Points St. Louis Globe-Democrat: Cheer up. Every day now brings us 24 houra nearer spring. Minneapolis Tribune: We suspect the president would like to decree a few speechless days for t Senator Chamberlain and the colonel. Brooklyn Eagle: St. Patrick's day narrowly escaped being the ninth heatless Monday by falling on the preceding Sunday. Lincoln's birthday and Shrove Tuesday come on the same day and escape by the same narrow margin. Let Joy be unconflned. Baltimore American: Women in Prussia will be allowed to serve on school boards and si.allar public com mittees. This is, Indeed, a stride for feminism in a kingdom whose ruler has officially restrained women's activities to church, nursery and kitchen. New Tork World: It will be sim ple enough for Russia's Bolshevik government to repudiate the foreign debt contracted by the "bourgeois government" It will not be so sim ple to raise money for future national needs without repudiating the repudi- alAH fltifAnmant ruinri lamina sra I cafcl Vila JI J ua u IU wvhw u tougher "scraps of paper" than , treaties. ' ! New Tork World: The shortage of 3.000 students at Columbia gives an Idea of how the war has hit the col leges. They have the credit of having j responded to their country's demands 1 in a manner redounding to their pa I trlotism and they may logically expect la correspondingly patriotic response I to their own needs by generous 'honors. f Sidelights on the War Spain's government officials are to get a war bonus of a month's salary. Great. Britain is using 200,000 ash trees a year in the manufacture of aeroplanes. The total cost of the war to all belligerents is now said te be at least $5,000,000,000 a month. Since the beginning of the war Great Britain has piled up a national debt amounting to $30,000,000,000. Though the British soldier Is known the world over as "Tommy Atkins," the name is seldom heard in the British army itself. The value of the property stolen by Germany from Belgium is estimated at $1,600,000,000, Germany will have to repay and with interest Seachllghts are playing a very im portant part in the present warfare. In one -instance the Germans on the heights of the Italian front were blinded by the rays of many lights while the Italian engineers were building bridges below, working in the, dark. In the most np-to-date war hos nitals the surcreons and attendants are required to wash their hands four( times before performing an operation. Each washina- must last five minutes. In the first two processes warm water and soap are used. The third wash ing is done with alcohol and the fourth with corrosive sublimate, the last named being for the purpose of terlliaaUon. Twice Told Tales Willie and the Goat "When the Germans reproach the Belgians," said Colonel House, at a luncheon in New Tork, "when the Germans talk about guarantees against Belgian aggression, I am strongly reminded of little Willie. "Little Willie ran howling with rage to his mamma. " That goat butted me! he roared. The bad goat butted me in the stom ach!' "'Are you sure you weren't teas ing It?' hia mamma asked. "No, no!' wailed Willie. "What would I tease it for? I was only Just can-in' my name on its back with my new penknife.'" Washington Star. The Infant Terrible. A Chicago clergyman gives this ac count ot infant resourcefulness: His little daughter was feeling a bit under the weather one evening, and consequently was put to bed early. She had not been tinder the covers more than five minutes before she called out: "Mother I want to see father." a "Go to sleep, dear," answered the mother. "Father can't see you now." In a few minutes she called once more: "Mother, I've got to see fa ther." "I can't disturb your father now. He Is very busy. Go to sleep." There was silence for nearly five minutes. Then these words floated down the stairs: "Mother, I am a very sick woman, and I must see my pastor at once." Everybody's Magazine. Immoral Shows for Soldiers. Camp Funston, Kan., Feb. 3. To the Editor of The Bee: The other night with some five companions we went to Army City, Kan., and while there entered the Orpheum theater. Now the most part of the show was all right but one part any self re specting person would be ashamed to witness. Girls partly dressed excited the passion of the men Inside until they roared as mad bulls. Then the act itself, and the words the man used not alone that, but he would ask the audience "If they knew what he meant." Such shows are a menace to the country. Out of men with souls, made according to likeness of God, and should be me temple of the Holy Ghost they are transformed In to veritable beasts. Will you investi gate and stop such shows? You will not only have the gratitude of mil lions of mothers, wives and children, but "your reward will be great in heaven.". Perhaps you can, or interest some one to look into it. Such impure im moral shows ought not be allowed. Somebody ought to put a stop to it. The hall was packed, which shows the lust for such acts and with some wom en in the audience too. I'd be ashamed to take my mother to such a place, and won't go myselfi again in the fu ture. It was the first time. I never thought such shows existed except in papers and novels. A YOUNG CATHOLIC SOLDIER. Conditions at School for Deaf. Omaha, Feb. 4. To the Editor of The Bee: It sems to me that, politics aside, the public should be informed of the way in which the Board of Control is conducting the affairs of the State School for the Deaf. Ap parently the policy of the board is chiefly concerned with a penurious "economy" and the actual education of the deaf is of secondary impor tance. As a case in point, It may soon be found necessary to close the school for a few days because the quality of coal purchased by these "economists" Is so poor that the engineer cannot keep up Pteam. Students have been called away from their studies and made to shovel coal because the engineer was overworked. This also calls attention to an en gine room so badly out of ropalr that the full plant cannot be utilized. Another case in point concerns a young pupil who must lose a full week of morning class room work because the printing department has a rush job of state printing to do and the assistance of this little fellow's hands is considered of more value than the training of his mind and tongue. If the object of a School for the Deaf Is the saving and producing of wealth for the state administration, then of Course the board is above criticism, but it is hard not to enter tain the thought that political capital is being made in a very unscrupulous manner at the expense of the unfor tunate students at this institution. This condition cannot justly be blamed on the superintendent, as a very superficial investigation would establish. READER. but in the eastern and southern states where this weed is grown, hundreds of thousands of the best cultivated acres in those states are tobacco plantations. These same lands if planted to food growing crops would swell the supply of Uncle Samuel's store houses to a bursting of the bins. Additions would be in demand, starvation would not be thought of, success in war assured and the dove of peace would soon find Us resting place. Think of it more money spent each day for this filthy weed than for auto mobiles and all the luxurious things of life and then we talk of wheatlesd days, which Is well and meatless days as well, but not one to tell us of need ing a tobaccoless day. Say Mr. To bacco User lets lay our tobacco on the altar of sacrifice until the kaiser halloas it is enough and then if you still have the craving sit down and take a comfortable smoke but until that time lets have more bread and less tobacco. J. H. DA VIES. 1 SUNNY GEMS. "Is Mabel still devoted to that young man who owns the 12-cyllnder car?" 'No. She passed him up for an army aviator." Detroit Free Press. "He's not a lawyer, but he knowa how to draw up a will as well as any lawyer." "Yes, I know. The last one he drew Is now up for probate and five lawyers are en gaged on it" Buffalo Express. "What a tight-lipped fellow Flubdub is." "t think those chapa hava an advantage." "How so?" "Their wives can't get a whiff of their breaths." Louisville CourlerrJournal. MEDICINE HAT. B. L. T., In Chicago Tribune. They bask in the sunshine and purr like a The fortunate people of Medicine Hat. Its climate is balmy In spite of Its lat.; you have a wrong notion of Medicine Hat. At Christmas they sit on their porches and chat, For it never gets chilly in Medicine Hat. The Medicine Hatters all spoil for a spat With any defamer cf Medicine Hat; They're ready and anxious to go to the mat With any one scoffing at Medicine Hat The birds never migrate they know where they're at. For it always is summer in Medicine Hat No day that you can't use a helioatat; Sunlight Is eternal in Medicine Hat They're swatting the fly and the ekeeter and gnat, As frost never killa them in Medicine Hat. His nature is skeptic, he's blind as a bat Who can't see the beauties of Medicine Hat. All jesting la flatulent, futile, and flat That libels the climate of Medicine Hat. Away with the knockers who knock It, and drat The Jokers who Joke about Medicine Hat In short, It's the one. the ideal habitat Boy! buy me a ticket to Medicine Hatl Cut Out Tobacco. Grand Island, Neb., Feb. 4. To the Editor of The Bee: More money is spent in the United States and its islands for tobacco than any other one article, including bread, shoes, cloth ing and every other necessary article that we find in .the catalogue of the necessities of life. If tobacco users would adopt a tobaccoless month or two months and the same amount of money usually spent tor tobacco placed in the hands of the Red Cross they would have more money than they would know what to do with. But, someone will say, We do not need to make a saving on tobacco for it is not food stuff. Very true it is not food stuff, no one claims that for it, Attention. Business Man We can supply you with an office manager, ' ac countant or bookkeeper who is efficient and ex empt If interested, call us for an interview. CALL US FOR HELP Douglas 3885 Watts Reference Company 1138 First Nat'l Bk. Bldg. CHANGE OF HOURS On Saturdays We Will Be Open for Business From 8:00 A.M. TO 3:00 P.M. 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