ft THE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, JANUARY 19, 1918. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATEB, EDITOR THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR. Entered 'at Omaha postoffiea a tceond-clasa matter. ; TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION B? Carrier. Dally mi Bandar pgr mk, lto Oail, viUmmu Btuida, " lOo Branina and Mundar " 10 . Break withoul suudar " So ttnl Baa anlf " Sa Hmi notice of ebtnu of address or tmcularitf to deJIierf to Omaha Bt Mall. tr raw, 6 W 4.0 I.Dt 1M MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS i Bi Aenclatefl Prees. of wtik TIM Bet li a mefnly. la eichnlrtlj aatiUed lo tbe for publication of all nawa diaiiatrkea ertxlliad t to It or not otherwise credited la Una paper and alio the knal nam H cnMlalwd karala. all rlabta of ouWicalloe of on special alfpetrhe ., ere alio raearred. f. REMITTANCE i Rrmtt tf draft, at pi wo or poaial ord. Onlr t-eant etampe takea fa i twroeat of aniall aooounta. 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' ' Moved that the weather bureau be put under ': control of the fuel dictator; as many as favor say -; all right, it is a vote. !' One of the beauties of the thrift stamp is that S rlt wholly justifies its name. It not only makes saving easy, but profitable as well. "White coaP is exempt from the fuel dicta tor's control, and its users benefit thereby accord ingly. Moral, develop the water power. The old circle, "raise more corn to feed more . hogs to get more money to buy more land to (raise more corn," etc., applies yet in full force. If Distribution has long been the great problem for Americans, but it was never so sharply brought to attention as it is presented by Dr. Boys and girls at school are putting down for thrift stamps at a rate that bodes well for the fu ture. When youngsters, learn to save, the habit ' is likely to stick. i! Congress, threatens to get even by repealing the law that created the fuel dictator. This will help but little, now that we know the worst. More ! and better teamwork is needed. Chancellor von Hertling has again postponed his promised speech on Germany's war aims, but this should make little difference, as no disposi tion exists to give the kaiser what he wants. Dr. Garfield's reasoning, that our country is suffering from an, overproduction, does not square up with the clamor that we have been suf fering from man-shortage. Somebody has been mistaken, , Lenine has offered to resign as a test of strength against Trotzky. He would better not make such an offer unless he means it, for even the Bolsheviki might not be proof against the temptation of getting rid of him so easily. Governor Neville thinks he can arrange to let the soldiers vote without calling a special session of the legislature. , If the governor really suc " ceeds in restraining his desire to have more laws 'passed, he will be doing Nebraska as much serv ice as if he had actually gone to war. . Big Order for Employers. y A suggestion from Fuel Dictator Garfield that 'employes of plants where operation is suspended under his order for coal saving be paid full .wages for time lost puts a big order up to the employers. ' Already a few have announced their intention of paying all or some of the wages that otherwise would be stopped, but no general ac tion in this direction is reported, nor is it prob able any will be taken. In broad terms, the prop osition amounts to 15 days' idle time before the iid of March, and half the monthly pay roll for the 11,000,000 or more wageworkers involved will amount to a tidy sum. It is doubtful if industrial America can afford to pay this additional tax, amounting as it will to more than $20,000,000 a day. That will be the enforced contribution of . he workers to the general attempt to get the fuel 'situation established on a working basis. It is a' loss, too, that never can be made up. Such employers as will pay wages for the lost days will do so because of peculiar conditions that will permit them to practice this generous course, but fAe majority of the suspended concerns will have ho choice but to divide the loss with their idle hands. . Through Chaos to Victory. Democracy as existent in America is now un dergoing its severest test, that of approach to orderly proceedings that will lead to the achieve ment of a common purpose. With but one aim and animated by a single hope, our people find themselves perplexed and hindered by the swirl of an humiliating confusion, the more lamentable because it has been brought on apparently by a failure of those trusted with authority to fully ap preciate the magnitude of their task. For the moment it will do but little good to debate how we were brought to this pass, nor to waste time in criticism of blunders that are made. The more immediate demand is for action that will lead us out of the muddle, and get all our magnificent capacities and resources engaged on right lines. Americans are not Russians, but just now our strength is our weakness; we are willing, we are eager, but we are held back by that very eager ness. Impatience over inexcusable delays is jus tified, but what we really require is a definitely ordered system that will get all the energy of the country employed on the1 constructive work of our problem. Out of chaos will come vic tory, but leadership is needed more than advice just now. Meat or Grain for Food. Live stock men at Salt Lake City patriotically abandoned the plan to request a cessation of meatless days and declared themselves in, full sympathy with the government in its effort to accumulate a surplusage of meat that will permit exportation of an even greater amount than we have been sending abroad. ' At the same time Prof. Gramlich of the Bureau of Animal Hus bandry of the University of Nebraska alarms us with the statement that the state's farmers are doomed to take a loss on every meat animal ma tured at present relative prices for live stock and grains. Between the urge of the government to produce more, and the assertion of the ex perts that production means loss of money, the live stock man is placed in a peculiar predicament. He wants to serve his fellowmen and he also is anxious to do it without having to accept mone tary loss as a result of his effort. How can this be done? Mr. A. de Ricquels of Denver asserted at Salt Lake City that last year the cattle sent to mar ket were an average of. 150 pounds under the weight of 1916. This he interpreted as a loss to the raiser. On the other hand, Prof. Gram lich points out that at least 100 pounds of each beef steer is loss, because it consists of fat that is wasted. Packers will not trim it out and con sumers throw it away. Here is good argument for selling the animals before they have attained the maximum of fat through feeding. Will the loss in live weight, which must accrue to the feeder, be offset by the saving in cost of feed? This point is for the feeder to determine, as it is a vital factor in his problem. Other items, such as pasturage, the correct ration, and a number of similar details must be given consideration, and careful oversight to each, in order that the growers and feeders will know just what they are doing. For years it has been prophesied that the world must eat less of meat and more of grains, and that condition has slowly been forced on the public. This need not mean that raising of meat animals is to be abandoned, but it does mean that closer attention must be paid to the industrial problems involved, that prosperity may attend effort. i Between Executive and Legislative. The inevitable clash between two co-ordinate branches of our government is at hand, and a head-on collision involving the president and the congress is sit hand. Not in many years has such a state of affairs existed as confronts the country now. It is deplorable in all ways, for it comes when the utmost harmony and co-operation should prevail, and not the discord and cross purposes now uppermost at Washington. No president was ever entrusted with the power and authority that has been bestowed upon Mr. Wil son, and none ever so entirely ignored the legis lative branch of the government in carrying out his plans. Congress, and the senate particularly, now shows evidence of intent to resent this attitude of the executive, and to insist on having' some share in the great work of government. .This was forecasted several days ago, when Senator Hardwick introduced a resolution calling atten tion to the fact that members of the cabinet are holding office without constitutional right, their names not having been submitted to the senate for confirmation. The action of the fuel dictator in proceeding with his remarkable order in face of a request from the senate to delay action until the matter might be carefully considered amounts to a serious affront, and will not tend to produce the more cordial feelings so desirable. All of this is to be regretted, but we had better have the matter settled without delay, so that our future will not be mussed up by these regrettable con flicts. ' Health , Commissioner Connell makes com plaint that local physicians are negligent in re porting cases of contagious disease. If he has any justification for his assertion he should make an example of the offenders, for no doctor has a right to expose the entire community in order to accommodate a single patient In Memoriam Death of the Democratic Party of Jefferson, Jackson and Tilden , New York World (Dem.) I spects holds out hope of democracy in civil- The World's famous question, "Shall the 1 iz?tio.n- Yf u"dTer. leadership the in democratic party die?" has been answered, i stations of the United States have been per The historical democratic party is dead. manently changed without a word of protest We do not mean that the democratic or-'0?1 him .n one instance and with his active ganization ceased to exist. We do not mean assistance in the other. The clock cannot be that there are no more democrats. Nor do turn?Jd ba?k- Xet we "ay wonder if the we mean that the democratic party is dead president is so keenly absorbed in the pro in the sense that the federalist party is dead, ces9,f anarchy in Russia as to be oblivious or the whig party is dead, or the greenback t0 wna.t 1S happening to our pwn institutions, party is dead, or the populist party is dead. I . 11 18 possible that out of the stress and What has died is the democratic party of circumstance of this world war will come. a Jefferson and Jackson and Tilden. The new democratic party in the United States nrincioles of trovernment which thev enun- a ViIsonian democracy in place of a Jeffer- ciated and advocated have been obliterated. What slavery and secession and silver were unable to accomplish has been brought about by prohibition and woman suffrage. The deathblow to Jeffersonian democ racy was delivered by the democratic sen ators and representatives from the south and west under the leadership of William J. Bryan, who carried through the prohibition amendment. The coun de grace was admin istered by Woodrow Wilson, president of the United "States, in endorsing the federal suf frage amendment to the constitution. The kind of government for which the Jeffersonian democracy successfully battled for more than a century has been repudiated. ' sonian democracy. But can it find means of restoring the balance and provide new methods for insuring that organized self control without which all free government is bound to sink to the present level of Rus sia or is forced to establish an elective autoc racy as a means of self-preservation? We shall see what we shall see. Of the two instruments by which the old Jeffersonian democracy succeeded in com mitting suicide, the most dangerous weapon, of course, is prohibition. Suffrage by fed eral amendment, in spite of its perversion of the theory of American institutions, is at least an extension of hfuman freedom. It is Centralization is now invited, not repelled! j not. like prohibition, an absolute suffocation State rights have been assassinated in the of . '"dividual rights and personal liberties ancient citadel of state rights. The charter " tne mandate or tnree-tourtns ot the legis of local self-government has become. a scrap 1 !atures- Th suffrage amendment may result of paper. The way is now open for the ob literation of the states in all their essential functions and the erection of a central gov ernment more powerful than anything of which Alexander Hamilton dared to dream. Todavthere are no fundamental differ ences of principle between democrats and republicans. The two parties are inter changeable so far as any vital profession of faith is concerned. Republicans claim to be better business men than democrats, and hence quicker and slicker in grabbing a dol lar; democrats claim to be more honest and simple-minded than republicans. Republi cans bitterly resent the fact that the demo crats are in possession of the federal govern ment. Democrats resent with equal bitter ness the disgusting ambition of the republi cans to get back into power. It is not of such stuff that great parties are formed or great issues are vitalized. Perhaps it was all inevitable. Perhaps it was ordained that a time would come when an impatient people would deliberately throw away as too cumbersome the old system of checks and balances that the fathers pro vided in framing the constitution and give over the minority to the tyranny of the ma jority until a new system could be created in the light of better experience. It is diffi cult to quarrel with events, however much we may regret them, but dangerous to ig nore them. , A great revolution has suddenly come about in the government of the United States. Strangely enough, it has come about during the presidency of one of the greatest democaats in all history, whose leadership is hardly less commanding in Europe than at home a leadership which in many re in as many complications and misfortunes as the 14th and 15th amendments produced, but we can say of it that ipso facto it invades no man's home, nor does it prescribe what he may eat or what he may drink or how he shall order his life. At the same time the two amendments taken together, the one championed by southern democrats still giving a lip-service to the old party faith and the other endorsed by the president who deliberately abandoned an issue on which he was re-elected in 1916, are as completely at variance with all the fundamental purposes of the old democracy as those purposes were at variance with fed eralism. The World has never been able to regard change and progress as synonymous and it cannot do so in this instance. Nor can we believe that the advantages of the politicat expediency which have dictated official dem ocratic policy in regard to these issues are adequate compensation for the utter sacrifice of principles which had given to the demo cratic party the longest cpntinuous history of any political party in the1 world. Possibly we are too apprehensive about the future, but a change of so radical a character may well be considered., apprehen sively. Each generation mus't work out its own salvation, and it is not wholly beyond the nature of things that out of the ashes of the old democratic party will spring a new democracy more vigorous and more in sistent than ever upon those elementary rights without the continuous assertion of which free institutions have never succeeded in maintaining themselves. That remains to be seen. The World is no prophet of disaster. In paying a respectful tribute to the dead it im plies no reproach to the living. But the record is the record. Official Cooks and Corn Bread The Courier-Journal has received from the Bureau of Agriculture the following recipe: "Corn Bread (One square pan 16x22 Inches.) One quart milk, four ounces butter, 10 ounces light syrup or honey, three eggs, one 'pinch salt, two pounds corn meal, one pound rye flour, two ounces baking powder. "The butter and the syrup to be thoroughly mixed, then add the eggs, gradually, pour in the milk, then add the rye floUr mixed with the corn meal and baking power. To be baked in a hot oven." The eggs in this recipe would cost 15 cents, the butter would cost nearly as much, the milk would cost 12 or 13 cents. If honey were used it would cost about 20 cents. The pan of bread would cost about 75 cents. Whether it would be fit to eat is a question which cannot be answered. Arguing a point of critical judgment, whether it is judgment of a play, a painting or a platter of food, is fatuous.. To a Kentuckian who is accus tomed to dodgers made from corn meal, the meal made from white corn, the recipe un polluted by baking powder, rye flour or sweets, the formula published by the De partment of Agriculture sounds as if it might produce bread which could be eaten by those who cook their beans in molasses and eat their pie for breakfast, rather than palatable to persons who are devoted to plain living and high thinking. Be that as it may, the recommendation that the greater part of $1 be spent to make a pan of corn bread be trays, ignorant muddling in the Department of Agriculture which is a matter much too serious for mirth. At a time when there is an effort to pop ularize corn bread, recipes which call for in ordinate expenditure to produce a pan of bread advocate waste and discourage eco nomical housekeepers who otherwise might be glad to observe wheatless days, or to eat one or two wheatless meals every day, as is the voluntary and life-long custom of many southerners. When "war bread" is being made by the bakeries upon a formula plan ned for economy, and when the price of flour and of flour bread is being regulated; when a loaf of bread costs 9 cents, and seems high enough at that figure to persons who formerly paid 5 cents for bread, a re cipe calling for the expenditure of $1 or even 50 cents for a pan of corn bread 16x22 inches is not only folly, but also propaganda in opposition to the entire program of con servation of materials. Someone with in telligence should be installed where he could forestall the publication of the ignorant outgivings of government bureaus which are Louisville. Courier-Journal flooding the press and the mails with im practical advice at a large expense for hu man labor which might be better employed, and at. a large expense for printing. Production of Gold Wall Street Journal. v Production of gold in the United States suffered last year on account of our entrance into the war. It is estimated by the Bureau of the Mint and the Geological Survey that the gold produced in this country in 1917 was only $84,456,600. This represents a decrease of $,130,000 as compared with the produc tion in 1916 and is the smallest annual output since the $80,464,700 in 1904. The produc tion of silver fell off only nominally, in ounces, but, of course, the loss was more than offset by the higher market price of the white metal. This falling off in gold production is not surprising in view of the difficulties which beset industries in general on account of our mobilization for war. The labor question has been a serious matter in the mining in dustry. What 1917 has been to the United States in the matter of gold production, the year 1914 was to the world's production in general and to the production of the British Empire in particular. The African production, and particularly that of the Transvaal, where the largest source of gold supply is, fell off about $5,000,000 in the calendar year 1914, which only represented about five months of war conditions, at most. But following the setback in 1914, ft is worth noting that there was a considerable bulge in the African gold production in 1915 and 1916. Gold was such a vital matter with Great Britain and the allies that efforts were concentrated to increase the output of the precious metal. Whether there will be the same stimulation in the United States here after, remains to be seen. There is certainly not the same incentive'for us to do so, with our tremendous stock, as there was in the case of Great Britain in the earlier stages of the conflict. The following table shows the production of gold in the United States for the past seven years and the world's gold production: ' United States. World. 1917 $ 84.456,600 1916 92,590,300 1915 101,035.700 1914 94.531,800 1913 88,884,400 1912 93.451,500 1911 96,890,000 $458,808,760 471,834.140 442,659,760 460,261.720 466,473.570 . 462,058,030 One Year Ago Today In the War. ; Austrian assault on tha Carso topped by Italians. , Several hundred persons killed In a munitions factory explosion In Lon don. President Polncare expressed France's determination to light until Alsace-Lorraine is recovered. . The Day Wo Celebrate?. Bishop John L. Nuelsen of ths JJpthodist church, born 18(7. W. Scott King, civil engineer and major United States army, born 1862. Brigadier General Eli D. Hoyle, V. R. A., retired, who was called from retirement to take command of the department of the east, born at Can ton, Oa., 67 years ago today. Joseph M. Carey, former United fit&tes senator and governor of Wyo ming, born at Milton, De!., 78 years ago today. This Day to History. 1807 General Robert E. Lee born In Westmoreland county. Virginia. Died at Lexington, Va., October 13, 1170. . 1 . 1818 British f General Lambert abandoned the expedition against New Orleans. , 1847 Major Fremont assumed the civil government of California under commission from Commodore Stock - ton. 1887 -A convention met at Iowa City to frame a state constitution for Iowa. - -..-- J ust 30 Years Ago Today A pleasant musical and reading was held at the chapter room of Trinity cathedral There is $17,000 worth of school property In South Omaha and not a dollar of bonded Indebtedness against it Zero is again in control of the thermometer- The county commissioners and Sheriff Coburn made a tour of inspec tion of the jail. The sheriff will have the jail examined at once as to Its strength. The Omaha Exposition and Fair association has received $1,800 of its insurance money for damages at the fair grounds last falL Many improvements designed to better sanitary, conditions and safety of the county jail are contemplated. It is proposed to build a corridor around the entire length of the "bum cage" and put patent locks on a number of barred doors between the various compartments. - Here and There Bagdad has a motion picture the ater. Some ot the Arabs are putting in their Arabian Nights there. Greater New Tork's water plant now represents an investment of $227,000,000. Last year's total re ceipts from the service was $13,000, 000. The people of the kingdom of Monaco, where Monte Carlo is, must be taxed. Gambling has fallen to nothing and the blood money from that source no longer pays the taxes. Pretty hard on the honest burgers, who have never before, had to pay taxes. Boston is saving coal by beginning business at 9 and quitting at 6. The movies must put out the lights at 10 p. m., and the regular theaters It minutes later, but the closing hour for the saloons la kindly placed at 11 so aa not to send people home suf fering with thirst. Many tons of hay from the Swiss I' mountains have been exported to Germany to be used as tea. The hay consists chiefly of aromatic plants and , is gathered with much difficulty in the ntgn amtudea The price paid for this hay is between $5 and $S for 100 pounds. Lorn bard y is the second largest rice-producing department In Italy, being next to Piedmont. The rich producing sxea in Lombardy Is given at 129,500 acres, against 346,500 acres for Italy. In 1916 the rtce crop amounted to 214,700 tons, against 620.300 tons for the whole of Italy, and this year it Is given at 200,000 tOU, samlna M S.JBO Sana Pernent Points Wall Street Journal: Allied peace terms differ from Germany's merely in that they are terms. Philadelphia Ledger: The ex posure of Mr. Hoover turns out to be an exposure of Senator Reed. Washington Post: Calamity howl ers claim that peace and Bob La Toi lette's investigation are farther, off than ever. Minneapolis Journal: Jay Cooke has been appointed food administrator in Philadelphia. Some of those jay cooks are better than chefs. v Minneapolis Journal: A new edi tion of postage stamps Is under con sideration. What could be the matter with a picture of Susan B. Anthony upon them? Brooklyn Eagle: Never in all his tory did a great nation have to put an $800,000,000-a-month limit on charity money sent out of its borders. Even government restraints only em phasize America's overflowing liber ality. Minneapolis. Tribune: We shall not be surprised if Director General Mc Adoo issues an ordet compelling ho boes to patronize the slower moving passenger trains, instead of riding the brakebeams on the fast freights. Louisville Courier-Journal: Do you pronounce. It "clerk" or"clark?" asks an Englishman. U-m, well in demo cratic America some of us say "sales man, or saleswoman," while the rest say, with an air ot greater conscious elegance, discrimination and consld- i craucn, . saiesKeuueiuan or saies- I ItHv " The Unlucky Seventh Friend Telegraph: The Seventh Nebraska which has been waiting so long to be called by the government has been ordered mustered out of the service. Verily the trees are Just loaded with political buzzards, they say. ' People's Banner (Dakota City):The Lucky Seventh has been disbanded. After several months of mushy poli tics, which had no place in the war movements, it has been decided to shove it off the earth, and leave the 1,800 boys who had pinned their faith to it, to be drafted in the army. Vaccination for small pox is nothing to the sore spots some of the boys have for what they consider a "raw deal," which has been handed them. Beatrice Express: At whom was the World-Herald hitting when in commenting on the disbanding of the "Unlucky" Seventh its editor Bald, Those will criticize and those only, who even In the midst ot this awful war would stop to play politics, and who desired control of the chief ex ecutive office of Nebraska to further personal ambition and partisan ends." Was it Edgar Howard, W. J. Bryan or others of the anti-Hitchock-Mullen element of the Nebraska democratic party? A Manager. "What kind of a housekeeper did Flubdub marry? Some say she's a poor manager." "I should consider her an excellent manager. She makes him get the breakfast and they take their dinners njU." T milawiUa Cnariariaurnai- For a Nonpartisan War. Omaha, Jan. 15. To the Editor of The Bee: The writer reads with in terest the numerous letters in your Letter Box urging the appointment of Colonel Roosevelt to some impor tant post of war management. Recently when the World-Herald published a similar letter the editor's only comeback was to head it "Secre tary of Anything" and his sarcastic capt'on sneaks volumes for nemo-1 cratlc prejudice. It Is a foregone conclusion that the j appointment of Colonel Roosevelt) would have an excellent effect upon! the nation. But anyone with the least , power of observation realizes the fu tility of advancing any project which ! this administration is "ferninst" Ifj the administration is against anything that settles it. nd if they are for anything, no matter what a majority believes it to be wrong, they will stand by their convictions regardless of cost to the country. Consider the narrow margin by which the democrats were returned to power in 1916. Also the fat that Immediately we emerged into the in-1 evltable wr. which had never been ncpniar with the domoTatic party, which they. In fact, by the'r opposi tion to it had won the'r re-election. In view of these facts it only seems rea sonable that thev would be anxious to concP'ate all factions and weld all elapses into a unified America. One would naturally exnect that they would welcome to their pimnort Colonel Roosevelt end those like him who had so tmnuestionab'v made known their will'iipneas to fight. But none of these things has been done. In fact, the opposite policy is in vogue and everyone tacitly understands that we will waee this war. win or lose, only under strictly partisan supervision. By Its vote In the lst election the republican party pledged its alle giance to the principles for which we are now fighting. More than anyone else Mrl Roosevelt deserves credit for creating this expression of sentiment. The result is that in America no op position party (in tts strictest senee) exists. But Mr. Roosevelt's efforts have never been recognized. Instead, the adm'nlstration has endeavored to snub and belittle him. The support which the republican party Is giving all government measures, the unself ishness with which they have assisted In extending the powers of the presi dent, prove beyond a doubt that they are Americans first. Be it known that in this matter they have not followed the administration's example. All of the blunders and mistakes of the present lie at the door of the ad ministration. If any lack of faith prevails it is of their own creation. They know better than .we did that the war must surely some. Yet they assured us they would continue to keep us out of it and branded as jingoes and traitors everyone who criticized their spineless foreign policy. It is in the same spirit they now hurl the same epithets at all who dare criti cize the .administration's prosecution of the war. But every suspicion of the weakness of the War department has been justified by the recent in vestigation. ' These arguments are not to urge the appointment of Colonel Roosevelt. For such a desirable "condition Is too palpably impossible under existing cir cumstances. This is merely an ap peal to the administration and demo cratic newspapers to cease their grand, eloquent bragging and observe some semblance of the nonpartisanship they tearfully implore everyone else to practice. It is a reminder that while we may not all stand in the limelight when the laurels are bestowed, we must Inevitably share the loss if de feat instead of victory should be our nation's portion. ' H. CHEERY CHAFF. Doctor Tour daughter, madam, la auf ferlng from constitutional Inertia. The Girl There, ma! And you've been saying- I wa almply lazy. BoBton Tran script She They say that a corporation haa no soul. Could anything be worse? He-FIve times worse! The corporation I work for has five directors, and none of them have souls.--Llfe. Vlsltot Too have been living In the neighborhood so many years and I suppose you know all the 1ns and outs ot this place? Caddie Oh, yes, sir at least, I am quite familiar with the Inns. Philadelphia Led ger. He Tee, yon know it's costing me $500 a year just to live, because of these war prices. She I shouldn't pay It; it Isn't worth It Cassell's Saturday Journal. "Does your husband ever refer to your honeymoon t" "Tea, he often wishes he had the money ha spent during It" Judge. "Aviation must be conductive to amiabil ity." "Why ao?" "Because whan they ara actively engaged aviators cannot afford to fall out." Baits more American. "Oh!" said Mrs. Oushly, pleased with the luncheon, "this cheese Is heavenly." "Huh, huh," assented that Idiot Jenkins. "Made from the milky whey." Browning's. THE EVER PRESENT. Locomotive Auto Oil The Best Oil We Know 55c Per Gallon The L yJ&holas Od Company GRAIN EXCHANGE BLDG. TraUtnt mmmm i 1 atL f We furnish faultless funerals and price them in a manner that meets with the approval of all fair minded people. 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