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OFFICES Omaha The Baa Building. South Omaha 231$ N St. rouactl Blnffa 14 N. Uala Bt Llnoola Llula Bulldlag. t hleaio People's Oil Building. new ion nn mo . - 8t. Lsult Kew B'k of Commerce. Washington JJll O Bt. i CORRESPONDENCE Address eooumnleatloBi relating to nan and editorial natter to Ouafaa Baa. Editorial Department. : DECEMBER CIRCULATION 59,541 Daily Sunday, 5i;987 knnn Mreolsttoa for On month, subscribed and twots to by DwlfM Wllllama. Orcalttlon Minuet. SuWcribora Uarbtf tha city should have The Be mailed to thorn. AdoVea ehaaged aa oftea aa requested. .What has become cf the January thaw? It is overdue. - "Tag your shovel," to be sure, but don't wait til! January 30 to do it Start right now. Dr. Garfield proved just a littTc too much for the senate; his big jolTwiH, also bear inquiry. If Df. Garfield wanted to know what the publirthinks of him his plan for finding out suc ceeded admirably. With i million sales stations for the war savings stamps, no one, will be able to say he did , Hot know where to purchase. , 2 Shorter hours to shop friiflcans more atten tion to business; watch the Omaha women folks play up to the retailers' lead. A Council Bluffs man has willed his property to two brothers in Germany. It will be some time before, that legacy is paid over. What real good is holiday to a man who fieeds the wages he would earn to buy supplies for himself and family to live on?, ; i ' ' ' Hindenburg is again reported to be masstng for final stroke on the western front. He will have to hujry or the Entente Allies will beat him to it: - ; ; . At any rate the-west is not asking any favors that cannot be granted to the east. We are all in J this war and equally willing tok serve and to' save. , ' I I Nebraska is off in the lead again on the war satings stamp drive. Our people are right there wen it comes to backing up the government by deeds as well as words. ; Dudley Field Malone has , thanked William Randolph Hearst in, the name of "the Women of America." Now if Willie will only congratulate Dud it will be 50-50 between thern, and the ( women will be no better off. ; i Omaha is charged with a high percentage of 'stackers" as a result of the questionnaire distri bution. It may develop that in many cases the fatjtt lies elsewhere. Careful search should be rnde"bcfore the record is clqsed. , (The union miners have put it squarely up to th government "Give us the cars and we will give yon the coal," is their proposal, and it ought to have immediate attention. Mines work- ing half time because of lack of cart to haul coal away afford a pbor background for a gen- . eral shutdown of industry. because of fuel short age. More team work and less "administrative" 'ucamoeflage is what this Country needs. - ' ;t Dealing with Soft Drink" Places, i Action taken by the city council in supporting the superintendent of police, who had Revoked the licenses of a number of , "soft drink par lors," will be generally approved by the eitN rens. When these substitutes for the saloon be gan to spring into existence all over the city it was found desirable to license them, that they might be subjected to proper oversight by the authorities. This oversight has developed what might have been foreseen, that some of these so-called temperance drink parlors afforded but 'slight screen for the operation of bootleggers, ' and for the pursuit of other nefarious business. To close, such places and to refuse license to their operators to renew business in another location is a proper exercise of police power. Soft drinks will continue to be sold and the public given every opportunity to indulge in them to the full est, but "taking the bridle off" is no longer good form in Omaha. Prosecutor McGuire and Superintendent Kugel have made a good start in the right direction. - ' e . ' . . "rruLera anlne? V I WOU1U w " - sm up." Baltimore American. Shutting Down Industrial Plants. If the American people needed a shock to bring them to a fuller realization of the fact that the country is engaged in a war, that shock has been provided by Fuel Administrator Gar field. His mandate, approved by the president ordering suspension of industrial activity through out the greatest manufacturing region x in the world, stands unprecedented in our administra tive annals and affords an excellent illustration of the absolute power with which we have clothed our president for the wary It might as well be understood by the American people that if the order of the fuel administrator is enforce able in all its bearings the same authority that supports him will support a similar order sus pending or regulating other activities. The expediency of the plan miy well be ques tioned. It is fair to believe that Dr. Garfield gave full consideration to the possible effects of his order and that he holds the accumulation of a surplus of fuel to be ofgreater importance than 'the carrying on of business at as high a speed as might be maintained under the unfa vorable conditions On this, however, there is plenty of room for difference of opinion. Most people will incline to the thought that the order will be more likely to produce harm than good. Industry has been interrupted as a result of the unusual weather, under which normal traffic could not be maintained, let alone the enormous volume of extra business thrust on the railroads by the war demands. Whether Hhis will be properly re lieved by a cessation of production is the point to be determined. Protest is natural from those whose business will" be interfered with and much of the pro test rests on good ground. Greatest hardship will fall on the wageworkers, whose enforced vacation will cost them in proportion far greater than the loss that will fall on tfie owners of the suspended plants. Holidays without pay will not help those who already find the problem of liv ing sufficient to engross their every effort. The question of restoration of the orderly flow of business at the end of the restricted period must also engage consideration, or it presents some obvious troubles that will not easily be overcome. 'in its larger bearings the order amounts to an indictmenUof both out governmental and our industrial systems. Dr. Garfield's, control of fuel has been seriously criticized, from the first, be cause of apparent mistakes of judgment, and it is not unlikely that this will prove his crown ing achievement in a course of blundering. " The order will provide the,' fullest possible test for the temper and patience of the Ameri can 'people. They are asked to submit to war conditions in a measure exceeding any that have prevailed outside of Germany. Their response will indicate their attitude better than anything we have had since the selective draft, was made operative. Food Profiteers in Revolutionary Days One Practical Solution of Fuel Question. Omaha merchants are meeting the fuel ques tion in a most practical way.' They have volun tarily agreed to cut seventeen hours a week off the time for operating their establishments. This shortening up of the business day will greatly reduce the demand for fuel for heating and-Ught-ing purposes and thus contribute to the solution of the most acute of our present'national prob lems. ' While It will congest business to some extent by shortening of the time that can be given to the handling of goods and the caring for customers, it is quite likely the public .will bear patiently the slight inconvenience it will be put under by the-new rule. Opening later and closing earlier really ought to be good for every body concerned. It will induce buyers to show more of an interest, may reduce the amount of time now devoted to merely "shopping" and ought not seriously to affect the volume of sales. The example of the Omaha dealers is heartily commended to the merchants of the state as worthy of consideration and emulation. Readiness Versus Unreadiness. The Lincoln Star places a low estimate, -on the intelligence of its readers when it insinuates that conditions at the army cantonments would not have been better if the government had been better prepared. It is inferentially suggested that clothing shortage and lack of other supplies has no connection with the sickness and discomfort undergone, nd that the training of the army has not been interfered with by the lack of arms or equipment. To follow the line of reasoning pur sued by our Lincoln contemporary, if the "boys" got along so well half-clad and unarmed, why not cease to prepare, and send them into battle with no guns,' as did the Russian government with its soldiers? If decent preparation does not miti gate hardship and lessen the danger ofvloss from sickness, why should the government nov strain its energies to make up the shortage? The Star jeers at preparednessbut does not give any rea son why the nation should be always unready for self-defense. . ' ' . The kaiser has made a decision that is almost equal to one of Solomon's for sapiency. Von Hertling's plan of "no annexation" is to apply to Russia and Von Hindenburg's plan of keeping all he can hold is to be applied to Belgium. This gives each what he wanted, and will not have much effect one way or the other on the. outcome. . Frank W. Leach in Philadelphia Ledger. In 1778 and 1779 the fortunes of the young American nation were at a low ebb. Money there was little in circulation. Food was al most unprocurable. Prices had risen to a prodigious height, some articles increasing 400, and 500 per cent in value. . In the diaries and correspondence of that period we find a graphic portraval of actual conditions as they then existed. Thus Christopher Marshall, the noted Philadelphia "Fighting Quaker" inMay, 1779, records that butter sold in the market at from $2 to $3 a pound, flour at 20 per hundred weight and green peas at from 20 to 25 shillings per half peck. ' In June he paid $50 for two pairs of shoes and $80 for two silk handkerchiefs. Earlier in the same year Samuel Adams, one of the Massachusetts delegates to con gress, was asked $400 for a bat and $300 for a pair of leather breeches, $125 for a pair of shoes and $1,600 for a suit of clothes. It wasin the matter of food supplies that "the 'greatest stringency" and suffering pre vailed. Penury and tamine threatened the masses. Those who had food held on to it; refusing to sell except at exorbitant prices. Thousands of the well-to-do 1 stored their grains and other provisions, hiding them from the gftze of the general public. The Continental congress possessed very little real power. It was up to thestate leg islatures to act, and act they did, and to good effect. This was especially so in Pennsyl vania, where was located the national capital Philadelphia. The general ' assembly on April 1, 1778, passed an act setting forth that, "Whereas certain persons in this state, instigated by the lust of avarice, are assiduously endeavoring by every means of oppression, sharping and extortion to accumulate enor mous gain to themselves." The act itself provided as follows: "That no person or persons . within this commonwealth . from and after the first day of June next, shall ask any greater or higher prices than the prices herein set down." Then followed a list of artciles, includ ing these: Wheat, flour, rye, Indian corn, barley, oats, buckwheat, whisky, cider, beer, pork, beef, ,butter, leather, skins, cloths, hay wood, etc, j ' ' The act then provided. "That the justices of the peace , shall have full power to set such reasonable prices on all provisions as they shall see fit." A' penalty was laid upon any shopkeeper who charged more than the legal price. The situation having become greatly ag gravated during the winter of 1778-79, the Pennsylvania legislature, April 3, 1779, pro ceeded to pass a more drastic law, which contained the following interesting pream ble, certain portions of which suggest 1917 conditions quite as fully as those of 1779: "Whereas, Many of the good citizens, by being often of late called out as militia or having" been obliged by the enemy to abandon their habitations iave thereby been deprived of the oppor tunity of putting in their crops and taking due care of their harvest, and if some rem-' edy be not applied must " suffer through want of bread, not by reason of any real scarcity but chiefly because many of those persons remained at home have raised large quantities of grain, and being prompted by avarice, minding only their private gain - have hoarded up or monopolized the same and refuse to sell any part thereof, either for the relief of private individuals in want or for the use of the United States." The provisions of this act were very drastic. Upon information justices of the peace were authorized to issue warrants to three inhabitants to search the premises of persons who were believed to have more flour or grain than necessary for family use. When the owner refused to open hi barn, said inhabitants were authorized to enter by force. An inventory was to. be made of all commodities found and a price fixed upon the overplus. Returns were to be made to justices of tht quantity that could be spared and the appraised value thereof. If the owner refused to sell at the ap praised, value to families in need, a consta ble could seize the same for the benefit of such deserving family, who paid the price fixed by the appraisers. If theowner declined to receive the same it was turned over to the justices of the peace.lwd if it was not collected by ' the owner within two months and two days the amount was turned over to the county treas urer. In' the case of grain in the field which the owner refused to thresh, the justice of the peace was authorized to take possession of it and have it threshed. ' While in the original instance these acjts were , mainly aimedat the farmer, it was the merchant who later was compelled to place the contents of his" shop at the disposal of the authorities, who sold the same to the pub lic at prices fixed by official appraisers. In numerous cases throughout Philadel phia and other Pennsylvania towns stores were broken into by those in authority and the goods therein found were disposed of at moderate prices. The merchants themselves were in some cases mobbed and landed in jail. In the newspapers, diaries and letters of the day we find numerous references to the crusade against the hoarders of the neces saries of life, the "forestallers" or "engross ers," as they were denominated at that time. ' Utterly irrespective of any other consid erations, the methods employed in 1778 and 1779, because of war conditions prevailing, were pre-eminently wise, imperatively nec essary and, under the circumstances; patriotic in the highest degree. Whether or not official authority, in 1917, will be compelled to resort tq the drastic methods of 1779 will depend entirely upon the conduct of American farmers, middlemen, shopkeepers and others "in control of pro duction and distribution of .food products. If,they, or any of them, shall display such a degree of greed as to reserve and in vite the strong arm of the law. Herbert Hoovered his representatives will not hesi tate to "go the. limit," with a view to pro tecting the masses from undue exploitation i at the hands of the food gougers. "Let Another Man Praise Thee" He who loves himself inordinately is usually allowed by other people to do it and do it alone. The formula for this psycholog ical process may be stated thus: Let the amount that a man can love and be loved be represented by 100. If he loves himself "50, he can be loved by others but 50; if he loves himself 75, the love of others for him is re duced to 25; and if he loves himself 100, no body can love him. Being loved is strictly a by-product " of loving other people. The man who loves other people 50 will be loved 50; and he who forgets himself wholly and loves others 100 will be loved 100. This is the perfect love that ttb one but the Master' who gave his life for those who did not love him has ever , attained. "Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his life for his friend." "But Christ' commendeth his love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for the ungodly." -Among certain- peoples ostentatious vaunting has become offensive. It is held to be one of the signs of bad breeding. Amer ica, and England are among these peoples, who 'at least like their v boasting well dis guised. America used to brag in big boy fashion of her great possessions, and her great powers; and at this England was wont to scoff. America has not yet quite oiltgrown her large, loud admiration of things Ameri can, but she does grow mode,st as she grows mature. But the domniant people of Central Eu rope, self-centered, self-sufficient and self praised, have so long worshipped their an cestors and ' themselves that their inbred vanity has produced a bombastic insanity .which literally astounds the world. This enormous estimate of themselves, unblush ing proclaimed by emperor, preacher and schqw teacher, is now a matter of common knowledge and common astonishment. Hun dreds of these official boastings are now in print A typical is one made by Baron von Stengel to a Dutch . pacifist league. After stating that Germany has been chosen by God to take over and civilize the world, he says: "We not only have the power and force necessary for this mission; but we also .possess all the spiritial gifts to the highest degree, and in all creation it is we who con stitute the crown of civilization." i How this all-consuming love of self works out on one's neighbor is shown in the speech of Count Harrach, at the execution , of Edith Cavell: ' "I would rather see Miss Cavell shot than have harm come to the humblest Ger man soldier. My only regret is that I have not three or, foHr old English women to shoot" It is only oeoole filled and satisfied with elf that can hate their neighbors in concert self as Germany hates; for having consumed her 100 allotted units of love on herself alone, it has nothing but hate left for her neighbors. And as a consequence Germany's neighbors can have nothing but aversion and contempt for herT" This is the logical end of self-love. There fore, "Let another man praise thee and not thine own mouth; a stranger and not thine own lips." Minneapolis Journal. Rec sort Beneath the Surface Wherever Germany manifests an unusual desire to take territory from other powers, it fs well to look underneath the surface. Al most invariably it will be found that in that particular territory is contained one or more elements to be used in'the amiable plan of forcible Germanizing of the world. Alsace Lorraine furnishes an illustration. Less than a year ago an eminent German scientist. Prof. Oswald, boasted that in its monopoly of potash Germany had a lever with which it could force favorable peace terms from its enemies. Speaking of the United States, he said that there was a noose around our neck, "and the free end of the rope was in Germany's hands." No one can doubt that the iprofessor, in his innocence, reveals the, heart and mind of Germany. It is true that Germany has had a mo nopoly in the known deposits of potash. In the past this monopoly has been most selfish ly maintained to screw the last possible bit of advantage for Germany's benefit. Our agricultural, metallurgical and chemical in dustries have severely felt the pinch since the war. Efforts are being put forth to de velop our resources, but the supply is , still inadequate.' . . ' It is not generally known outsjde of Ger man circles that if Alsace is returned to France, Germany potash monopoly will be forever broken. There are large deposits of potash in that territoryr the development of which has been restrained by Germany in order to favor the Prussian beds. From the German point of view it would be a calamity to permit such a vital necessity to pass into French hands, through whom the world might be supplied. ' Authorities on military matters have speculated on the waste of life at Verdun. They have never been able to see how a vic tory there could be worth its cost. Perhaps it would not, so far as destroying the French army is concerned; but deep beneath the sur face of that whole region lie at least three arood reasons for making Verdun a German cemetery. One of those reasons is the ne cessity ot controlling tne worm suppiy or potash as a ?neans toward writing that blessed name "Germania" clear across the map. Wall Street Journal. One Year Ago Today In tbe War. British pushed foe farther back In France, I'russlan Diet cheered leaders' ad vocacy of unrestrained ' submarine warfare. . AmericanMinister Voplcka denied German charges of unneutral action at Bucharest Tht? Day We Celebrate. Kev. Charies A. Mitchell, professor . ot New Testament literature in the Presbyterian Theological seminary at Omaha, born 1SS4. Harry M. Christie, real estate man, born 1870. Olga Xethersole, actress, born at Kensington, England, 4$ years ago today, , -Dr. Frank 3. Goodnow, president of Johns Hopkins university, born at .Brooklyn, K. Y 69 years ago today. Edmund Lamy. professional skater. born at Safanao Lake, N. Y., 27 years ago tooay. This Day In -History. . ,1118 Neloon JUidington, a noted pioneer of the lumber industry in Michigan ana TVisconein, born in Putnam county. New York. Died In Chicago, January 15, 1883. 18l Battle at Dunlawtown. -Fla.. between United States troops under Major Putnam and the Indians under King Philip. U94 Celebration of the 25th an niveraary of the foundation of the ;rmaa emoire. ; Just 80 Years Ago Today Four passengers confined in the solitary cell at the county jail tam pered with the lock on the door and succeeded-In getting it out of, plumb oy i our incnes aunng ma waicning hours of the night Their mischief, however, was discovered by the Jail guards. f t Express Mesenger Fred Harris, who sp bravely defended his car from the vicious tramp, has just been the recipient of a handsome reward in the shape of a check for $1,005. Articles of Incorporation of the Mechanics' and Traders' Bank of Omaha -were filed with the county clerk. The location of the bank will be at IIS South Fifteenth street Postmaster"" Gallagher was notified of the confirmation pf his appoint ment by the United States Senate. A steam engine is at work pumping the water rrom the bunted sewer out of the cellar of the store of Penrose & Hardin. . '"" Twice Told Tales One Better. , " Joey Brown, being an orphan, re sided with one of his grandmothers. For a grandmother she was a very nagging old lady, or so Joey thought Her hobby was cleanliness, and. she was always lecturing Joey about cleaning his teeth before he went to bed. Not long ago he visited his other grandmother, who, unfortunately, was afflicted with another kind of mania. As Joey was going to bed she said: "Joey, have you read your Bible tonight?" "No, ma'am," replied Joey. Then he added, exultantly, "But t I have Cleaned my teeth." Trade Seeker. Tommy's Explanation. It was visiting day at the hospital. The visitors were""mostly old ladles, and one of them stopped at the bed of a Tommy and asked him a ques tion he had been asked .a score- of times before, thus: , "How did you come to be wounded, my brave fellow T" , "By a shell, mum," replied the hero. "Did it explode?" queried the lady. "No," answered Tommy.' rather bored; "It crept up and bitme:" London Tit Bits. "dV Society Note. " you want a bit of society hews?" "I vena." s "You know the lady you stated was coming to visit me last week." "Yes. madam." "She's gone." Louisville Courler Jmirnat . " w Slate Press Comments Grand Island Independent: The arrest of a young wpman at Omaha for being the wife'' of two soldiers, with half of the monthly allowance of each asigned to her, 'has revealed a new sort of harpy. Abotit the worst sort of a disloyalist you can find! Agents of the government indicate that It is too frequent an occurrence. Franklin County News: Now that thai-government is milking coal deal ers return their excessive charges, why wouldn't it be a good plan to compel the big paper manufacturers and Jobbers fo return their excessive charges to the small newspaper own ers? Their charges the pat three years have been nothing short of rob bery. ' Lincoln Herald: Lincoln doctors are "all ripped up the back" over the death of the university student who was murdered by compulsory vaccina tion and all are out with" "statements" which are not all alike by any means. They remind the old man of a time when a bunch of doctors were holding a consultation and failed to arrive at a unanimous verdict. One of them who was sure he was 'right broke out with, "Have it i your own way,' gentlemen, but I am sure the post mortem will prove that I am right.'; - - . ' Two High Lonesome. A Washington dispatch says Pres ident Wilson is satisfied with Secre tary Baker's 'work as .head of the War department '. That makes a total of two persons satisfied with Secretary Baker's record Peppery Points Minneapolis Tribune: While there has been a good deal of guesswork on the subject, it is pretty well agreed that unless peace is declared sooner or later, the war will be continued. Washington Tost: While revising American history, it might be Just as well to censor that story about 3en Franklin's entrance into Philadelphia with two loaves of bread , under his arms. m Baltimore Amerieari: A Berlin so cialist paper has been punished for publishing accounts of the hunger in Germany. The muzzling of the press on such occasions is a virtual confes sion on the part of the authorities, for it means there is something to be con cealed. Minneapolis Tribune: Germany has just executed 22 persons for alleged espionage. Germany has not acquired the habit of granting continuances, stays, appeals and new trials for men euiltv of crimes atainst the govern ment, as they have in the district of Minnesota. -Louisville Courier-Journal: The Mississippi legislature is the first to ratify the constitutional amendment for nation-wide prohibition. Missis siDDl Jumps at the chance to regulate the affairs of Connecticut Perhaps Mississippi will not feel in such a jumping humor when Connecticut and other northern states, bearing In mind Mississippi's precedent - avail themselves of the chance to regulate the affairs of Mississippi by prescrib ing and enforcing equal rights for the MiHSlssioni twTaaa. H nnlla. Views of a Farmer. Tryon. Neb., Jan. 14. To the Edi tor of The Bee: I am, a Bee sub scriber and have been reading the letters, with patience, written by cer tain wise guys, city Do Dads and in competents in regard to "farming the farmer," until patience ceases to be a virture. One article reads "We must have cars to move the corn crop to keep it from rotting." That would be the very thing to cause it to heat and rot Another article of January 7 reads "Farmers in Wisconsin hoard potatoes, and are as busy as the army in France digging trenches to store them in." With the ground frozen to three or more feet deep. I would imagine there would be some swift work. Where have these po tatoes been while these some thou sands of -miles of trenches are being dug? ) The writer further says that the roads are now frozen and there is no mud and he looks for the farmers to market some potatoes. With the mercury registering from 10 to 30 de-J green ueiuw zeiu, m. wuum they would reach the consumer in good shape. The article says potatoes retail at $1.62 per bushel while the broducer receives 75 cents per bdshel. That leaves 87 cents per bushel for freight and the middleman. Where Is the Justice to the producer and con sumer? When potatoes were bought for 40 cents per bushel the x North Platte merchants retailed ato50 cents per bushel. When the same merchants had to pay the producer $1 per bushel they sold at retail at $2 and more per bushel. We have three banks in North Platte and 13 grocery stores. One bank can do the business the three do and three or four stores do the business the 13 stores do. The above conditions prevail in nearly every town in the United States. The mere middlemen the blg?er bill the consumer and producer has to pay. , I would not presume to dic tate how their business should be run, but I think to eliminate 75 per cent of the banks and middlemen, and put the same hundreds of thousands to raising spuds and digging trenches for them or trenches for the soldiers would be worth a trial. DELL M'CAIN, Farmer. Grocer That ions-haired man irho Just went out must be a music frank. Customer Why do you think ? Grocer He insisted that I only give 'him four beeta to the measure. Bostj- Trau acrlpt. ' Did the matinee last looser than you ex P"ieanouldgsayr'it did! I consumed nearly' two pounds of chocolate, and didn't hurry, either." Birmingham Age-Herald. Professor You have a promlsine; contralto VM?ss Newrlch-But. rrofessor. Td rather sing soprano; it's much blgher-toned.-SC . Louis Times. j "My wife and I never argue, so we get along beautifully." "How do you manage It? "When anything goes wrong I always flguro that It was my fault and .he never disagrees with me."-Boston Transcript. Mrs. Johnsing-Can't stay long. Mrs. Snow. I Just come to ace ef yo wouWn t join de mission band. J Mrs. Snow Fo' do Ian safees. honey, doan come to me! I can't even play a mouf organ. Christian Begister. Somehow I have a sort of a sneaking re spect for Benedict Arnold." Heever went around bawling that ho was loyal." Kansas City Journal. YOUR SON AND MY SON. Far across the blue water they've landed, In a foreign land now they're Installed, These boys In their suits of khaki Sor duty, waiting to be called. And when on the field of battle Their life give only a chance. We wonder If your son and my son Will return, some day from France t Where the shot and shell are flying And th.e boom of the cannon is heard, These boys for freedom are fighting, Patriotism within them ia stirred. When the enemy is approaching i Or command is given to advance, We wonder If your son and my" son Will eer return from France. The spirit of '76 Is repeated In the '17 Khaki boys ot today, Who for honor and love of their country! Is taking them from homes, far away; J In the list of the dead and wounded With a fear and a dread we glance, Lest your son and my son may never iteturn to their homes from France. "BELLVIEW." Question of Saving. Omaha, 'Jan. 17. To the Editor of The Bee: The party who writes the advertisements for the Douglas county war savings committee evidently does not depend on his income as an ad writer or else he would know better than to make such extravagant state ments as appear in said advertise ments. For instance, he savs: "Every man, woman, boy or girl who recelvesj a wage of more than $10 per week! can easily afford to buy more tnan one $5 stamp and ought to be able to buy at least one stamp each month. To buy $100 worth of war savings stamps means that you must save for 10 months only $8.25 f.o $8.42 each month. Surely any of us can save that much." ' The head of a family who earns $10 a week, or twice that amount and can save $8 a month out of It in these times is certainly entitled1 to the designation of a self-denying patriot Nevertheless, there is no question as to the duty of every one who pos sibly can to invest in war savings stamps, not only to aid the cause of liberty, but because it is a good in vestment. Such statements as quoted above, however, do not attract, but, rather, arouse a sort of resentment and a suspicion that their author probably gets his "three squares" regularly. . v EYE JAY SEE. CHEERY CHAFF. "For heaven't sake, Amelia, dan't fay garage like it rhymed with carriage.'1 "Why .not, ma?". "If you do. hlld. the ehefonyear will laugh at you.'' Baltimore American. "Food Is ammunition,'' she read. "Food will win tho war." "Yes,'' ho growled, "your biscuits would make dandy bullets." judge. She was much interested in pVlson rlforra and was visiting a large prison one day, "Don't any of your friends cme to seo you on visiting days?" she asked of a big! burly ruffian. " I "No'm," responded tho ex-burglar ; "they're all helo wit' me." Everybody's Magazine. "The fortune teller told Bighedde's wife that she'd have two husbands and that the aecond would be a very fine man." "Doesn't Bighedde take that as rather a reflection on him?" "Oh, no. . He merely thinks his wife muet have been married- before and -never told him." Louisville Courier-Journal. "Nobody wants to see a single article In cluded in the higher cost of living.'' "I don't know about that. Everybody Attention. Business Man . . We can supply you with an office manager, ac countant or bookkeeper who is efficient and ex empt. If interested call us for an interview. Watts Reference Co. 1138 First Nat'l. Bank Bldg. 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