THE BEE: OMAHA,' FRIDAY, JANUABT 1, 131S. jr. is: t I4 Si H if it if MS" ft ti. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY COWAKD KOSEWATEX VICTOR EOSEWATER, EDITOR TBI BEE rUBUSHINO COM f ANT. rROFSJXTOB, Entered at Omaha pos toffies m teeond-clast aitte. temu or suBsaumoN Br Cantor. tot n SeT . tally without Smdar - BwalBt esd 8wU ..... t gHnuw wnMat Sub441.. ........... ......T & m w"f ...a....... ....... etas netlee or kuf t( KMna er Be ClwwIUss, OmMtlMOt. Bf Mill. Hu M.M I.M S.M " ID) " 1.09 He w iOe MEMBEX Or THE ASSOCIATED nXSS to aaveUted rraw, at whK The Be H mmtxr. Is anilwinlr sauuea ue uan rar mMieeoea or an sew stasetcius omiiud at It er aol etbenriai credited la tale paper and aim th haul mm PBfcUahss kerrta, ait rtsate al wsltoatlco at out apagtai eispsfclws , REMITTANCE f 1lt tr Aran, aipua ar postal order. On It t-oat sts.pe Ukaa la mam of nill aocoast. renoael elvtck. ampl aa Omalia and at Mnvm orncEs 1 vl.. - sw spsi ptwiiiiBi khv rpvn vSF awtwasaj maka-Stll MM. Ntwlork MS rtfta Ira, I ftiuta-U N. Mala ft. ft. UmtVtw B'k of Ooarnna, I anaia mum .rataiae, wsuunftoa uu u M. Omshs-The Bee MlOns. COBJtESFONDENCE ASSms iwawnnliaflwi retaUat M Ostitis Bah Sttuortal DesarUMat. news aad adMarlil auttai la DECEMBER CIRCULATION 3,541 Daily Sunday. 51,037 aoyeriM aad nrara ta ar Owlets lum streuliUoB to. the WillluH. Ctraalatioa Mum. SetMcraWs lea via f tha city sheuM Save Tha Baa atailetl a thaaa. AWraaa caaafed a often aa rstroestea. "Forget it" nd you, will please the editor of the Omaha Hyphenated: McAdoo ought to know what that tunnel un der the Hudson river is good for. He built it. Other announcement!' undoubtedly impend. Let ui have them and end the suspense. Give the devil hit due. The Turk was only spectator at the Brest-Litovsk proceedings. Parson Savidge says if we sleep more we'll live longer, but what good is time spent in slumber? Rifles by February and machine guns by July are promised the army; At this rate we will eventually be in the war right. , At any rate Judge Hamer gives the Nebraska bar something to think about and it is not the first time Re has achieved the feat. Now that the war munitions bureau has been reorganized, the country will expect it to show little speed. Soldiers are waiting for guns. . The kaiser's work at Brest-Litovsk was too coarse even' for the trustful Bolsheviki, a sure sign that it could not be accepted anywhere else, . ' On one thing the Omaha Hyphenated has been impeccably consistent., It has always op posed anything like getting the country ready for the future. . 1 The state superintendent has allowed another appropriation to lapse; what was the money set aside for, if the superintendent cannot tell when or how to spend it? ' " I "Tom1 Hall hints that taking over the rail roads is all camouflage, but he had better wait until he finds out what the president says to congress on the topic". It is "easy to believe the statement of an in terned alien that he tried to '.join the United States army, but he should realise that Is just the last place he it wanted. Local householders art about to enjoy the un accustomed pleasure of drawing rebates from coal dealers. This sort of reverse English comes so seldom it is worthy of more than mere pass ing notice. A by-election in Milwaukee resulted in a de feat for the Berger-ta Fotlette proteut combi nation. -The successful candidate ran on an "America first" platform and, although he was , elected by but a small majority, it is proof that Uncle Sam still has a following in Wisconsin. Help from Boys and Girla. ' : r . Reports from the state agricultural department estimate4 the value 6f food exclusively produced by the boys and girls of the state last year at over, $100,000. This showing of service is proof of how the sura of little things mounts up in the aggregate. -; Individually, the garden patch, the pig club or the little bunch of chickens raised did not appear to be of importance, but altogether the total is. eminently respectable Enlistment of the young folks of the state in this form of use fulness was one of the noteworthy features of the great campaign for more food. " Their time was not all given to the production of foodstuffs, for some of the work they did was wholly pro tective in its nature; for example, the gopher clubs, in which energy was directed to the pur suit of the destructive rodents. University au thorities propose to extend, their activity on this line, and to make. the present year even more notable by the utilization of juvenile enthusiasm hitherto allowed to run to waste. The benefit to , the youngsters is of far more value than, the actual worth of their crops. , German Diplomacy Scores a Failure. The astounding proposals made by the Ger man commissioners at Brest-Litovsk as a basis for separate peace with the Bolsheviki have had the unexpected effect of stirring the Russian ex tremists to a realization of their own danger. All the outside world could see ahead of time the waste of time involved in the conference, so far as actual approach to lasting peace is concerned, but it was not foreseen that the deluded follow ers of Lenine and Trotzky would so quickly dis cover the German purpose or so energetically resent it That Trotzky himself has denounced the betrayal of Poland, Lithuania, Courland and Esthonia, along with other of the border prov inces, merely marks him as an astute politician, quick to see his own advantage. But it is sig nificant that the masses who have given him his prestige were first to really resent the German proposal.' . No hope that Russia will return as an active factor in the war, but its passive part may be of great importance. Unless Germany is ready to make substantial concessions to the Bolsheviki, the likelihood of real peace on that front be comes extremely remote. This means that what ever of military stores are available in Russia will be withheld from German use, The great est danger to the Allied cause from Russian de fection was the opening up of a source of food and other supplies to the central powers. Failure to negotiate with the Bolsheviki will deprive the kaiser of whatever chance he had of penetrating the "bread basket of Russia." Germany realizes the advantage about to slip away and, will undoubtedly endeavor to renew the parleys with hope of saving something by soothing the Leninites. If the Allies can move with anything of celerity it would seem they now have an opportunity to 'undo much of the work of the German propagandists and perhaps preserve Russia as something of assistance, if only by indirection, in the further prosecution of the war.. At any rate the German failure at Brest-Litovsk is as complete as any of the mili tary campaigns so far conducted by the junker war lords. . ' . Pressing the Chamberlin BUL Advocates of military preparedness are clos ing up ranks to support the Chamberlin bill for universal military training. The measure is not likely to pass congress in its present form, but it seems to have sufficient backing to ensure its final passage in a shape that will be of some service to the end that its purpose will be of service. Chief opposition to it arises from the men who are responsible for our present predica ment These have steadily obstructed every step taken to get the country ready for its sternest un dertaking. The Chamberlin measure does not con template war as such, nor the continuation of strife. It merely looks ahead to the proper train ing of young men in the rudiments of military requirements. It invades no right of citizenship, subverts no principle of liberty. It will provide that freemen have knowledge essential to the defense of their freedom if ever it be jeopardized. How inexpressibly foolish it is to urge that we go on forever repeating costly blunders of all past time, and yet in and out of congress are men who insist that we continue in a course that leads only to disaster. Experience should teach us something and one of our most expensive lessons hat been that we ought to prepare our selves for self-defense. The voice of the pacifist has been heeded in the past and has brought only calamity. It is time that reason be given sway in America, and that no more unarmed, half-clad armies be 'called into the field in this country. 1 ' ' Reed Law and the Bootleggers. The attorney general of Nebraska shifts a portion of responsibility .for the maintenance of prohibition in the atate to the federal authorities, calling, the district attorney's attention to tne Reed amendment,, and .suggesting that . he get busy on its enforcement The, existence of an organized gang of liquor smugglers is alleged by the attorney genera!, something that has been rumored for many weeks, but the actual ex istence of which has not yet been fully demon stated. It is well known that the illicit business is sufficiently lucrative to lure many into it, the one who escapes detection ' finding in his profit 1 compensation for the risk assumed. The real test of the prohibition law lies in its enforcement, State authorities apparently are doing their ut most, repression of the traffic in Omaha giving evidence of this. If federal aid is needed to make Nebraska really dry, then Brother-in-Law "Tommy" Allen will have to tome out of his somnolence and do something. In any event it is easy to see the democrats are. not in entire agreement on the point, and that Willis Reed does not propose to assume all the blame aad criticism that is going around. i Congress will get word from the president to day as to what is tfo be done about the railroads, and then the question will be open for general debate. We will soon know who is to be the new conductor. J , Prices put on cornmeal by state millers lift that food up among the aristocrats like bacon and eggs. Homely dishes of pioneer days might now attract the attention even of Lncullus' cook. Obstacles Overcome In Gathering War News What is Being Accomplished for Readers of American Newspapers Really Wonderful Under the Conditions Few readers of newspapers have any idea of the difficulties encountered in gathering and printing news during the trying period of the war. Yet what the news agencies' have ac complished since August 4, 1914, is little less than amazing, when all the handicaps are considered the trouble in transmitting to cable stations, the endless censorships, and the congestion on all the telegraph lines. The public takes it for granted that the news will be supplied twice a day, with regularity and certainty,' and seldom gives a thought to the many men who have been collecting it, some at the risk of their lives. The very evenness and trustworthiness of the Asso ciated Press service, for instance, make against full recognition. It is possible that if the service were not so good those re sponsible for it would be praised oftener. Particularly satisfactory, on the whole, has been the service from Russia since, the revolution. - The news of the czar's fall first came by way of Berlin, but it was speedily followed by detailed accounts from Petro grad; and since then, despite the turmoil, there has been excellent reporting of all im portant events, with the exception of the trial of the former war minister, Soukhom linoff. The negotiations at Brest-Litovsk have been covered remarkably well. Often when a correspondent seems to fail on a given piece of news, the fault is not his. It is by no means certain, when a dispatch is filed, that it will reach its destination intact. A censor may take out an important pas sage, while the crowding of the cable may mean a delay so long as to render the tele gram obsolete. No correspondent has any certainty when his dispatch will be published. Delays of 10 and 12 hours and longer are frequent; of two dispatches filed simul taneously, one may go straight through and the other be held up. Even when they ar rive in New York the troubles of the news services are not over, for no one can tell how overburdened the local telegraph lines may be. Thus a dispatch which comes in time for the New York papers often fails to reach western cities in time for the corre sponding edition for, after being edited on arrival, it may have to be sent to no less than 1,000 newspapers all over the country. Nor are the difficulties of news-gathering confined to the actual physical limitations and the censorship. It is harder than ever to get public men to talk, or to give their views for expression indirectly. So much is at stake that few are willing to take chances. Hence a greater reliance upon such phrases as "it is said in official circles." "it is the opinion among high officials," "it is believed in the War department. 1 his device is deemed essential in order to give the country an impression of what the government offi cials are thinking. Most Washington corre spondents would say that if this form of ex pression were denied them they could hardly do their work. Such personal phrases as "I believe," "it is my opinion" would naturally not carry the same weight In the case of the Associated Press this latter form of stat ing a fact or an opinion is barred out. On the other hand, the use of the Washington "camouflage" is not without dangers. An unscrupulous or careless correspondent can mask himself behind "it is understood by high oflifcials" when the opinion is really his own; and an official who wishes to use- a press service for a "trial balloon" can suc cessfully hide his identity and responsibility, . Nearly every time that news has come of an impending German statement about peace, there has appeared a dispafth from Washing ton throwing on it cold water, on tne autn ority of anonymous officials. They may be Secretary Lansing or Mr. Polk or some third or fourth-rank subordinates. We have no doubt that the Associated Press has in these cases properly recorded official opinion, but plainly the dividing line between such re porting and being used to diffuse a given im pression for a set purpose might easily be overlooked. Yet every press agency would do everything in its power to avoid being used for any purpose not openly stated. The only exception would be such a case as that which occurred during the Spanish war, when the newspapers were asked to print the announcement that an American fleet was going to Spain. It was not intended to send it, but the government desired to try out the effect of such an announcement upon Spanish public opinion, and the press co-operated in this ruse de guerre. It would be most un fortunate for the reputation of a news serv ice if it should appear that it had been unwit tingly misled by a group of officials. Both correspondents and press associations are loyally desirous of serving the government; but there is danger that what would ordinarily not be permitted to pass, as striking at the integrity of the service, may be printed in war time, although strict loyalty to the third party, the reading public, might dictate a different course. Every news agency endeavors to keep edi torial expressions of opinion out of the dis patches, yet they will stip in. For "instance, the Associated Press, in a dispatch from Washington, said of the expected Christmas German peace terms that they "must be ap praised only at their face value." It stated that they were like those out last summer, at which time, it asserted, "they were de nounced as having been written purely for political purposes." Had these phrases been covered by the formula, "it was the opinion in Washington today," they would have been less objectionable; as it was, they were open to the suspicion of being pure propaganda put out for the purpose of prejudicing in ad vance the American mind against any Qer man peace proposals. Whether this would have been proper for government officials there will be two opinions, but there can be no doubt that the Associated Press violated its own admirable rules in thus carrying an anonymous expression of opinion. The case merely illustrates afresh the difficulty of collecting and writing news impartially.- New York Evening Post How Nationalities Are Mixed by War Echoes of Likes and Dislikes, Some Gay, Some Grave A correspondent of the New York Post, writing from Paris, describes "one wonder of the war" to be the mix-up of nationalities on the various fronts and in prison camps. He says; It is a composition of human forces, very uneven- nad unequal among themselves. It is only from their deliberate acting together that victory can result One who anthers no war talk along the different fronts and at the rear finds many echoes of national likes and dislikes, and some are grave and some are gay. To those I have noted down no more importance should be given than to any other show of human na tureof which all of as have a great deal. I find that it is a common notion that. the En dish mix better with the French than with the Belgians, particularly Flemings, and that Americans get on better with tne frencn than with the English. This must be taken with a grain of the salt of human nature. One of the slight compensations of this war so, deadly to humanity is here. All these my riads of men of differing nationalities, by rubbing shoulders with each other, are get ting an education in humanity. I hear the same effect is making itself felt at the new front, where Italians have to fight along with the French and English, and sooner or later with Americans. Those who have had the opportunity of observing the German and Austrian prison ers in France know that much more serious and surprising divergences exist ; among them. It is regularly necessary to keep Prus sians and Bavarians separate. More than once there has been a fight to a fatal nnisn. Curiously enough, they do not always seem to understand each other's German. A Prus sian under-officer was in charge of a few fel low prisoners, and was trying to make a Ba varian understand that he should bring back certain pots or pans. At last, in an explosion of wrath at his failure, he yelled, "Toot sveet retoorl" This is simply French, "toute suite retour," meaning "bring back right awayl" He had not been understood in German perhaps he was a high brow and gave uni versity talk to the Bavarian peasant but he was understood now after, both had been schooled in war talk. . On a MI overlooking' the river near Bordeaux I saw a similar division among Austrian prisoners. Some belonged to the choice regiment of "Franz Josefs," wearing side whiskers trimmed in imitation of the old emperor. -They were allowed to culti vate, in their many leisure hours, little patches of ground where they raised vegeta KUa far their own eonsumntion. The Aus trian Roumanian orisoners that is. soldiers that came from the Roumanian or Transylva- nian province of Hungary nad to De Kept separate from the rest I hear that this has to be done also between Hungarians and Austrians and among both for the Czechs. One of the latter said in a low tone and in good American as I passed by their section, "I was -in Chicago before the war, and I wish I was there nowl" An American who has been , with the Canadian troops from their first fighting ex plains to me that Belgian ways are too dif ferent from English ways for the men to get on well together. He thought the Flemish language, which sounds like German, ag gravated the difference. The communiques show that French artillery, has been brought into line near Dixmude, where .the French marines fought and died in the early part of the war. There they are still ankle or knee or waist deep in the wintry mud. I have asked one of these cannoneers how his Com rades get on with their new neighbors. He answers cheerily: "First rate Belgians to left and English to right!" My own experience during a residence 40 years ago is that the Belgian people are of unbounded hospitality and particularly anx ious that foreigners should follow their own ways while they follow theirs. This is not always the case with the English nor even with the French, who, as the latter them selves confess, are stiff-collared. Here and now, all have to fight together lest the com mon foe should prevent any of them ever following their own ways any more. I am far from 'maintaining that this war is a melting pot for all nationalities taking part in it America claims to be that in peace but, among th allies, at least, it is quite plain that soldiers and officers are be ing leveled into a vast community of thought and feeling which ought to help immensely toward the promised society of nations. x People and Events 'Arrangements announced for the June meeting of the American Medical associa tion in Chicago omit the name of Mayor Thompson as a welcoming speaker. Gov ernor Lowden will do the honors. The doc tors, it is said, quite generally advised the committee they would not listen to a fifty fifty patriot, and Big Bill's name was striken from the slate. Meantime the revenue cutter Acushnet rushed to the aid of the barge, now adrift in the storm and helpless. The "barge was soon located, but in the meantime the storm had become so severe that the Acushnet could do nothing but stand by. The force of the wind may be gauged from the fact that it was found impossible to shoot a line from a gun over the distance of SO feet which separated the two vessels. Nevertheless the cutter stood by until the storm moderated, got a hawser on the barge, sjid after losing and recovering, the prize,, finally brought it to port. ' ' AW 1 TODAY I One Tear Ago Today ta the War. Portuguese, officers arrived on the Trench front ' Russians attacked In force near Frledrichatadt, south of Riga, ; and near Dvlnsk. Statesmen and military heads of the allied countries gathered In Rome for a general war council. The Day We Celebrate. Charles H. Gratton, of the Pacific Storage and Warehouse - company, born 1159. ' .Raymond Du Pur. president of the Virginian railway, bora In Pittsburgh KB vears sjro. ' Rev. Frank if. Bristol, bishop of the Methodist Episcopal church, born la Orleans county, N. T4 IT years Patrick J. Livingstone, former ma jor league player, last season manager or tne Milwaukee ease nan ciud, oora In Cleveland, 17 yeara ago. This Day fa History. lTlf Rev. Aajroa Burr, virtual founder of Princeton college, and fa ther of Aaron Burr, vice president of the United States, bora at Fairfield, Conn. Died at Princeton, N. Sep tember 24. 1TST. Ills Two thousand five hundred Kentucky militia reached New. Or leans to reinforce General Jackson. . - 1158 People of Kansas voted against adopting the Lecompton constitution. Just SO Years Ago Today At an entertainment given In Ma sonic hall by the Hebrew Toung Men's association, a recitation was rendered by H. Rosenberry. Mr. O. Frits rendered an excellent cornet solo, Mr. Friedman read aa essay, Mr. H. Ehler played a flute solo, and Rab bi Benson closed with pleasant re marks. A meeting of the Longfellow's Chautauqua literary and' scientific circle was held at the residence of Rev. Clendenning, pastor of the South Tenth street Methodist church. At Trinity parsonage, Mr. Harvey Long was married to Miss Hattle Byarlay, Rev. House officiating. Both bride and bridegroom are compositors on The Bee. Mrs. Mary McCarty gave a recep tion in honor of the recent marriage of her son, John Shannon, to Miss Sadie McGavock. About 6 ft guests were present Dr Gaibraith left for David City on professional business. Twice Told Tales Neglected Wisdom. "People take a peculiar Interest in scandal." "Yes,' rejoined Miss Cayenne. "Everybody can tell you that Solo mon had numerous wives, but very few eaa recite any of his wonderful proverbs." Washington Star. The Airy Fairy. Sergeant (drilling awkward squad): "Company! Attention company, lift up your left leg and hold it straight out in front of you." One of the squad held up his right leg by mistake. This brought his rtghthand companion's left leg and his own right leg close together. The officer, seeing this, exclaimed angrily: "And who Is that fellow over there holding, up both legs? "Chicago News. ; , ' ''-- Ground for Exemption, The teacher was giving the school a little lecture on good conduct Avoid criticising." she said. "Don't make a practice of finding fault with other people, or picking flaws la what they say or do." . : "Teacher," spoke up a little boy, "that's the way my father makes his living."- "You surprise me, Frank! What is your father's occupation?" "He's a proofreader, ma'am." The teacher coughed. "Well, Frank." she replied. "I make an exception In the case of your fa ther." New York Post Peppery Points Brooklyn Eagle: The President may be criticised for making his son-in-law work, but there is many a father-in-law envying him his success. Philadelphia Record: It isn't wholly because of a chilly reception that some people are all wrapped up in themselves. Washington Post: W. J. Bryan not only approves of the taking over of Niagara Falls, but looks forward hopefully to the full government own ership of water everywhere. ' Louisville Courier-Journal: Free lunch has vanished and now Christ mas eggnog and Tom and Jerry dis appear from the bars. Stripped of many of its blandishments the Amer ican bar becomes less the poor man's club than the man's poor club. , Brooklyn Eagle: Every railroad president is now a clerk working for his uncle. That puts most of them back where they started from and they were ever fond of telling how much pep they had when they were boys. Philadelphia Ledger: There Is nothing surprising in the news of the pillage of the part of Italy In the hands of the invaders. The carrying away of works of art Is one of the methods of making war a good busi ness investment Minneapolis Tribune: The War de partment sent S00 .drafted men to Raritan. New Jersey, to a cantonment that does not exist!, The president because of his particular familiarity with tht geography of New Jersey, should furnish Secretary Baker with an up-to-date man of that sta'' Here and There The present year will mark the 78th anniversary of the death of Francis Scott Key. the author of "The Star Spangled Banner.", . Since the beginning of the war Great Britain has granted more than 90,000 pensions to the mothers of un married soldiers killed in action. That blisters can actually be pro duced on the skin by means of hypnotic suggestion alone is the claim made by an eminent English surgeon. The Moors, like the Turks and most other Orientals, are more solicitous as to the number of pounds which their brides weigh than about the stock of accomplishments they possess. Throughout Morocco there are vil lages where the elder. members of the adult population follow professionally the pursuit of fattening young ladies for the matrimonial market t Nebraska Comment Alnsworth . , Star-Journal: , The Hitchcock democrats do not want Lieutenant Edgar Howard to become governor, the latter does not want to be governor, but wants to be United States senator. Keith Neville would like to be colonel of the Seventh regi ment and would if Hitchcock and Sir Arthur Mullen would permit it Neither state officer eaa help the sit uation any, except that Neville and Howard both resign, so as to give Howard a short chance at the chief executive's seat Mr. Howard will no doubt; run for the senate, regardless of what Hitchcock and Mullen do. When Chriatiime Nilseon Sang. -m Omaha. Jan. J. To tne isaiior o. The Bee: Just U years ago this eve- ( . v. XtnvA niter house. wnich was tnsn locaiea i and Farnam streets, where the Ne braska Clothing . store now stands, Madame Christinne Nilsson (world s greatest songstress at that time), gave a concert. Several little kids besides myself planked down our little dollars for seats way up in - peanm iw". A man by the name of Kelly was door j keeper. All the seats downstairs and the boxes were occupiea py Pru",',m0; Citizens, it Was "Some concert, o. was the topnotcher of all songbirds. For an en?ore she sang, "Way Down Upon the Suwanee River." WILLIAM A. BOWMAN. Opposed to Mr. Roosevelt Newark, Neb., Jan, 2. To the Edi tor of The Bee: I have been a reader of the Bee for years, and find , it a great newspaper, very just ana pa trlntlft In Its views, but occasionally I And something in the Letter Box that differs from me in the largest sense and one of these is the idea of having Mr. Roosevelt as secretary or war. -I don't believe anyone in thls coun try doubts Mr. Roosevelt's patriotism and I think this will work the same wav with Mr. Baker, whom I think has done a very rood 1ob during the time that he has filled this office of secretary of war. The senate com mittee has been probing this matter for sometime in the past and nave found nothing that I can see that works very directly against him. Mr. Baker has been at the head of the War department understands tne working of the department and there is perfect harmony between the secre tary and the president What would come up between the president and Mr. Roosevelt we cannot say. I firm ly believe that in a case of this kind politics should be left out so let us leave it out and let Mr, Baker Keep his Job. It might have been alright to have sent Mr. Roosevelt to France, but not to have commanded all the forces of the country. We want men there that are able, such as we have over there. We are fighting a good fight for humanity and let us not hamper the work by nutting some one on the Job who is not familiar with what has been taking place in preparing for the war and what happened before war was declared. I think Mr. Roose velt makes a good citizen and much better than he would as secretary of war, VERNG. BINDERUP. Tony Buechler, Stand Up. Grand Island, Neb., Jan. 2. To the Editor of The Bee: During my re cent task as chairman of Grand Island City, for the Hall county Red Cross membership drive, I have had occasion to realize, more clearly than ever before, the great work the press ia doing, toward supporting our gov ernment and all of its varied require ments in the prosecution of the war. And I have wondered If, throughout the state, individual citizens are suf ficiently appreciating this work. I accepted the city chairmanship on Friday before the Monday on which the drive begin. The editor of the Independent our dally newspaper, at once practically gave me the keys to the columns of his paper by declaring that I should consider myself free to ask for any service the paper might render it free. On Saturday evening an organization meeting for Sunday afternoon was well advertised. On Monday evening through the editor's own publicity contributions, the pa per's illustrations, and the featuring of every item I suggested, the "drive5 was the thing in which everyone was Interested, and all of our workers were not only on their metal them selves, but found a fertile field with but few stony places. At the close of the campaign we had Grand Island enlisted to the extent of more than 60 per cent of its total population. We of Grand Island believe we have one of the most enterprising and publlc-service-renderlng newspapers of all the smaller cities of the state. But I also believe, from what I have observed, that in many other cities of the state the publishers of newspapers are doing more than their bit Do those of us who divide the work of these various war committees suf ficiently appreciate the fact that in our several committees the newspaper man participates, more or less, in all of them? DAVID KAUFMANN, President Commercial Club. MERRY JINGLES. "Who is that fellow critlctitag th gov ernment M?' "I don't know, bet I can men. - Hc'i one of two elauei." "What are thoyr "Klthor he's pro-German or no's s loyal American whose pet Kheme wasn't adopted by the War department" Plttabursh Poit. "Have yon any renluaea In thti town? "I don't recall but one Just bow." , ' 'Poet, painter or musician T" No. He's a chap who contrives to stay Illuminated week In and week out despite the tact that this town Is dry." Birming ham Age-Herald. "How. strante It Is." murmured the Cheerful Idiot, "that the children ot these miners are like the trios t precious and ex pensive of flowers." " "What do you mean?'' asked the Prac tical Orouch. "How can they be?" "Well," answered the Cheerful Idiot, a bit apolosetically, "you know, they are ore kids." Washington Star. "What did the landlord say when you told him you would leave if the Janitor didn't give you more heatf" "Didn't seem to worry him. In fact, he suggested another location where I would set all the heat I wanted and then some." Boston Transcript. "Batr pardon, sir. Do you wish a war breakfast T i I don't care what you bring me." said the disappointed man. 'I was out all last night and a war breakfast couldn't look worse to me than any other kind Birming ham Age-Herald. Oromp That confounded doctor charged rae ti for telling me there was nothing the matter with me. j Mrs. Grump Outrageous! Crump Tes; If he had discovered some dangeorus symptoms I shouldn't have mind ed it In the least Boston Transcript ' "We . started housekeeping on SIS a week." "If you were to try' that now Ma, you and Fa would starve to death before your honeymoon was over." Detroit Free Press. THE NEW YEAR 1918. Minna Irving In Leslie's. , Knee-deep In the snows the Old Tear goes In a khaki uniform, j With a sword and a gun and a blanket-roll. And a tent to keep him warm. The muslo of bells o'er- hills and dells In silvery cadence floats. With the stirring sounds of the fife and drum. And the bugle's martial notes. i A motor hum. and the New Tear comes. A gtrl in overalls, j With a . bag of tools and , As the factory whistle calls For woman will sow and reap and hoe. And drive the ships and ears. And turn the wheels ot the mill that man m stripes and stars. Cough pearly Gone in 24 Uours Thai's the asset STperieaee wttft (his aenae made resueoy, usjsp urns vw u, , . Anyone who tries this pleasant tasf ing ' home-made cousrh syrup, will quickly understand why it is used in more homes in the United . States and Canada than any other cough, remedy The war it takes hold of an obstinate) cough, giving immediate relief, will make) you regret that yon never tried it be fore. It is a truly dependable coughi remedy that should be kept handy m " every home, to use at the first sip of a, cough during the night or day time. Any druggist can supply yon witb) 2ty ounces of Pinex (60 cents worth)'. 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