THE BEE: OMAHA. DECEMBER 1917. REAL ESTATE WANTED Ut HAVE several good reliable buyers for 6 and 6-roora bouses and bungalows with i'J4 to C500 down. Call Osborne Kealty Co-- Tyler 198. 701 Qma. Nat Bank Bldg. calls for Dundee homes and would ika exclusive listings on .a few bunga and houses from $3,600 to 112,000. C. A. Qrimmel, 819 Om, Nat. Bk. Bldg. 'AVE calls for Dundee homes and would like exclusive listings on a few bunga lows and houses from J3.600 to 112.000. "- A Grlrrmiel, S49 O-n Nat. Bk. Bldg. FINANCIAL Real EsUteLoansd Mtgages. rI"S Investors of Omaha will "always find us with a stock of S per cent first mort-f-'agea. secured by Omaha residence prop erty or Nebraska farms. E. H. LOUOEE. INC. 638 Keellne Bldg. I'lVlDENDS OF 6 PER CENT OR MORE. "ne dollar starts an account. "MAHA LOAN & BLDG. ASSOCIATION. H. W. BINDER. Money on hand for mortgage loans. City National Bank Bldg. f J."00 MTG.. bearing 6 pet. semi-annually; "cured by mortgage valued at 19.200. Talmage-Loomis lnv. Co., W. O. W. Bldg. NO DELAY IN CLOSING LOANS. W. T. GRAHAM. 604 Bee Bldg. 0 o r.TY LOANS GARVIN BROS., Om Nat. Bk. Bldg. KtV MONEY HARRISON & MORTON. Yjy 91GOmahaNaL Bk. Bldg. OMAHA HOMES EAST NEB. FARMS! .KEEFE R. E. CO., 1018 Omaha Nafl. J1U0 to 110,000 MADE promptly. F D. Wead. Wead Bldg., 18th and Farnam 8ta MONEY to loan on Improved farms and ranches. Kloke Investment Co.. Omaha LOW RATES C. G. CARLBERG. 112 Bran dels Theater Bldg. D. 6K6. LOANS ON CITY PROPERTY. W H. THOMAS & SON. Keellne Bldg. Stocky and Bonds. WANTED Reliable party to organize stock company, to start factory, manufacture Safety Stove Flue, out of sheet-Iron and tin, no brick required. Will exchange pat ent for shares, want to get Invention on market, small capital, and sure seller; or I would consider royalty proposition; ref erence exchanged. F. C. Melsha, Monowi, Nob. FARM AND RANCH LANDS Arkansas Lands CORN AND COTTON LAND. Cheap, easy terms. S. E. Arkarsas. Ex cursions 1st and 3d Tuesdays. Free liter ature. W. S. Frank. 201 Neville B1U.. Omaha Missouri Lands. SMALL MISSOURI FARM, 110 cash and $5 monthly, no Interest or taxes; highly productive land; close to three big markets. Write for photographs and rull Information munuek, a-hs N Y Life Rldg.. Kansas City. Mo GREAT BARGAINS $5 down, 15 monthly, buys 40 acres good fruit and poultry land, near town, southern Missouri. Price only J220. Address Box 282, Springfield, Mo. Nebraska Lands. MERRY XMAS TO EACH AND EVERY ONE. ORIN S. MERRILL COMPANY. 1217-1218 CITY NATL. BANK BLDG. SMALL Nebraska farm on easy payments 5 acres up. We 'arm the farm we sell you. The Hungerford Potato Growers' association. 16th and Howard Sts.. Omaba Douglas 9371 320 ACRES, Li--oln Co., N'eb., a bargain. JOHN J. MULVIHILL, REALTOR. 200 Brandels Theater Bldg. Phone Douglas 96. FOR HALE Best large body high-grade, medium-priced land In Nebraska. Very little money required. C. Bradley, Wol bach. Neb. WHEATLAND Wyoming farms. 850 per a., Including paid-up water rights. Henry Lev) & C. M. Rylander, 354 Omaha Nat'I. 68 ACRES, ail In cultivation, y, mile S. W. of Allen, Neb.; all good land; will sell at a bargain. S. Larson, Carks, Neb. RANCHES of all sizes and kinds, easy terms. A. A. Patzman, 801 Karbach Blk. LIST your lands for quick result with C. 1 Canan. Sill McCague Bldg.. Omaba. Oregon Lands. NEW JORDAN VALLEY PROJECT. HEART OF THE RANGES. Get on .the ground floor with 80 acre Irrigated land in connection with open rang... You -can grow stock successfully and cheaply. Excursion Jan. 15. Send for bulletin. HARLEY 3. HOOKER. 940 1st Nat. Bk Bldg . Omaha. South Dakota Lands. FINE, level Vi section of land, Faulk coun ty (southeastern part). South Dakota, nea.1 Seneca; deep black loan, clay sub soil; adjoining places well improved. Price 835 an acre. HASTINGS & HEYDEN, 1614 Harney St. Texas Lands. FIVE-CENT AN ACRE CASH. Texas school lands for sals by the state at $2 per acre; Ec per acre cash and no more for 40 years, but S per cent Interest. Send 6c postage for further inform' ton. INVESTOR PUBLISHING I -Dept. 27, 8an Antonio. Tex. SEE us for Texas land. We furnish cattle. You pay from profits. Thomas Olson. 407 Karbach Bldg. Miscellaneous. CHCTCE FARMS 'Nllsson, 422 Rose Bldg. FARM LAND WANTED FARMS WANTED. Don't list your farm with us If you want to keep It. i B. P. 8NOWDEN A SON. 423 8 16th Douglas 371 POULTRY AND PET STOCK THREE exceptionally good Phlllpino Mus covy drakes, ready for spring service; also taking orders for limited nur ber of set tings of ekgs from a pen of prize winning Dark Cornish. GEO. A. WILSON, Walnut 1141. 6511 Harney St. FOR SALE MEXICAN'CHIHUAHUA DOG (BLACK AND BROWN), 1810 N. 17TH ST.. WEBSTER 6200. THOROUGHBRED Alrdale pups, 4 weeks old Call Webster 1357 Horses Live Stock Vehicles For Sale. FOR SALE Fine 6-month-old Shetland pony. Joe Vomacka, 2223 S St. Phone So. 2534. So. Side, Omaha, Neb. MONEY TO LOAN MONEY MONEY MONEY IS SANTA Cl.AUS COMING TO YOUR HOUSE 7 Grown up folks know why he comes or stays away. If you have a little money he is more lltaly to come. Are you going to run the risk of him mlssin you? Take no chance and get the money today. Let us give Santa Claus your number. For 26 years we have been doing this, Easv pavments. Utmost privacy. OMAHA LOAN COMPANY. I "4 Pnxtnn Binrk Tel. Doug. 2295 'rii;iiiizd by the Business Men of Omaha :-VRNITURE. pianos and notes as security S40. 6 mo.. H. goods, total cost. 83 50. SIC, 6 mo.. Indorsed notes, total cost. 12 60 Smaller, large am'ts proportionate rate PROVIDENT LOAN SOCIETY. 4S2 Rose Bldg.. Hth and Farnam. Ty. 666 A)ANSON DIAMoNOS AND JEWELRY" AT 1 POT SMALLER LOANS 2 PCT. W. C. FLATAU. EST. 192. Tit FLOOR (ROSE! SECURITIES. TY. 95 DIAMOND AND JEWELRY LOANS Lowst rates Private loan boolhs. Hjrry Malosboek. 1514 Dodge. D. 5619 Est. 1891 REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS "redia B. Frankfurt and husband to Clara Meyer. nurtbwest corner Fiftieth and Webster streets. 1"0r.i:(; ''.to. Meyer and husband to Fredla II. Frankfurt, Wak-ley street, 105 feet west of Forty-first avenue, north side. 20xS4: Wakeley street, 125 feet west of Forty-first avenue, north side, 25x128 Augusta Knerht to Llllle Smith, south east corner Twentieth and Clark streets. 46x82 1 K.,.nk T. Burdl-k and wife to Mar garet M. Burke. Ams avenue. 407 feat cast of Twenty-fourth street, north side. 44x13. Agnes. Ro"slcr to Mm-garrt Harding Hjwnml avenue. I ft: f't east of aJMcfmli (.;r-t. :i'rh sld, 36x13! ; 1 1 '.00 865 h t, i--vr"v- rorner Third and Lul.;.u!d .iv.-r.U', l.i ncr-s OMAHA UYE STOCK Small Run of Cattle With Prices 15 Cents Up; Hogs 15 to 20 Cents Higher; Lambs Quarter Up. Omaha, Dec. 51, 1917, Receipts were: Cattle. IIof,s. Sheep. Estimate Monday 5.01.10 4,000 4.(00 Same day last week ,. 8,716 Same day 2 wks. ago.. 6.892 Same day 3 wks. ago.. 17.875 Same day 4 wks. ago.. 17. 243 Same day last year ..holiday 9.1SS 11,376 11,847 ,!35 iS.090 12,024 1 7. 8 1 S 16.040 Receipts and disposition of- live stock at the l nlon Stock Yards, Omuha. for twenty four hours ending at 3 o'clock yesterday: RECEIPTS CARLOADS. Cattle. Hogs. Sheep.H'r'e, C , M. A St. P H 4 Union Pacific 49 10 C. & N. . east 2 2 4 C. & N. W., west 12 11 1 1 C. St. P.. M. A O.... 5 15 .. 1 C V. & Q., east 19 1 C. B. & Q.. west st) 2 C. R. I. A P., east.... 6 4 1 Illinois Central 1 1 Chicago Gt. Western.. 8 8 1 Totals 197 57 19 6 DISPOSITION HEAD. Cattle. Hogs. Sheep. Morris A Co 868 J00 .... Swift and Company .. 1,090 Armour A Co 1,031 J. W. Murphy Lincoln Pack. Co.... 4 Wilson Pack. Co.... 23 Armour, St. Paul Hill A Son 2 F. B. Lewis 19 J. B. Root & Co.... 10 J. H. Bulla 47 Rosenstock Bros 60 F. G. Kellogg 115 Werthelmer & Degen. 402 Mo. & Kan. Calf Co. . 129 Huffman 15 Glassberg 1 John Harvey 344 Jensen A Lungren.... 7 Other buyers 345 629 914 1,768 1.744 1,145 2,883 Totals 7,672 5,409 6,069 Cattle The week opens out with the smallest Monday run of cattle that has been here in months, the arrivals being est! mated at about 5,000 head. The market showed a continuation of the advance toward the latter part of last week, competition being good on all kinds, and movement ac tive at prices that were higher In practically every instance. On native beeves and fat cows and heifers prices were 10 16c up, Quite a few ot the better kinds of short feds sold around $11. 00 12.20, with warmed up and light native steers downward to $9.00, In spite of the fact that tomorrow is a holl day ami there will be no market, desirable stockers and feeders were in very good re quest, and sold strong to 1015c higher. A moderate run of western beef sold stronger. Quotations on cattle: Prime heavy beeves, $12.6014.00; good to choice beeves, $11.60 12. SO: fair to good beeves. $9.50(811.60; common to fair beeves, $7.005.60; good to choice yearlings, $12.0014.00; fair to good yearlings, J10.5012.A0; common to fair yearlings, $6,5010.50; good to choice grass beeves, $10.00 11.25; fair to good grass beeves, $8.7610.00; common to fair grass beeves, $6.508.50; good to choice heifers, $8.0010.50; good to choice cows, $8.8009.50: fair to good cows, $.607.76: common to fair cows, $5.506.25; good to choice feeders, $9.75010.75; fair to good feeders, $8.26(&'9.75; common to fair feeders, $6.007.00; good to choice stockers, $8.50 9.50; stock heifers, $0.&08.26; stork cows, $6.0007.25; stock calves, $6.009.50; veal calves, $9.0012.75; bulls, stags, etc., $6.25 8.50. Hogs The usual light before-holiday run was on hand this morning. Trade was active from the beginning and the majority of the hogs were sold before 10 o'clock. The market was 16(g)20c higher, with the top hogs selling at $16.70, and the bulk running from $16.40 to $16.60. Trade in stock pigs was about steady with the last two or three days. Representative sales: No. A v. Sh. Pr. No. Av. Sh. 74. .172 190 $16 30 82. .190 ... Pr. $16 35 16 45 16 66 16 65 67. .273 40 16 40 70 16 50 32. .256 68. .268 48. .300 67. .235 64.. 279 49.. 272 70 16 160 . .. 16 70 210 Sheep and Lambs A light run of sheep and lambs was here this morning. Trade was active and prices ruled higher as might have been anticipated. General undertone in fat lambs brought ZZZZ4 in fat lambs was fully 16 cents up, others showing a greater advance than that. Good fat lambs brought around $16.26, some choice lightweight stuff going for $16,350 16.40. Supplies of fat sheep were very limited, but one decy of killer ewes chang ing hands on the opening rounds. There was nothing choice here. Feeder trade was of little consequence, not much feeder stuff be ing here. Some Improvement In the demand characterized opening trade, although prices were easier, and the best lambs brought $15.60. Quotations on sheep and lambs: Lambs, handywelght, $15.60 16.60; lambs, heavy weight, I14.0015.60; lambs, feeders, $14.00 16.00; lambs, shorn, $U.6014.00; lambs, culls, $10.0016.00; yearlings, fair to choice $11.60613.25; yearlings, feeders, $12 00 14.26; wethers, fair to choice, lll.0012.60; ewes, fair to choice, $9.7611.26; ewes, breeders, all ages, $10.60016.60; ewes, feed ers, $7.60(3)10,50; ewes, culls and canners, $5.007.25. No. at. Pr. 79 fed ewes j.,.105 11 00 200 fed lambs 76 16 35 St. Louis Live Stock Market. St. Louis, Dec. 24. Cattle Receipts, 4,400 hend; market higher; natives, $8.00014.26; yearling steers and heifers, $7.00016.60; cows. $5.00011.00; stockers and feeders, $6,50111.00; Texas and Indian steers, $6.75 10.50: fair to prime southern beet steers. $9.00012.75; beef cows and heifers, $8,000 10.00; prime yearling steers and heifers, $7.60010.00; native calves, $7.66016.00. Hogs Receipts, 7,700 head; market high er; lights, $16.60017.06; pigs. $16.76016.25; mixed and butchers, $16.60017.10; good heavy, $17.00017.15; bulk ot sales, $16,600 17.05. Sheep and Lambs Receipts, 1,400 bead; market steady; lambs, $13.00016.25; ewes, $10.00011.60; wethers, $11.00 0 12.60; can ners and choppers, $6.0001.00. Kansas City Live Stock Market. Kansas City, tyo., Dee. 24. Cattle Re ceipts, 4,500 head; market higher; prime fed steers, $12.00014.90; dressed beef steers, $U. 0012. 60; western, $8.75011.75; cows. $6.00ig$9.60; heifers, $7.00010.75; bulls, $6.008.25: calves, $6.25013.00. Hogs Receipts, 7,000 head; market higher; bulk, $16.26016.75: Digs. I13.00 $15 00. Sheep and Lambs Receipts, 8,000 head; market higher; lambs. $16.00016. 00: year lings, $12.00014.00;. wethers, $11.00013.00; ewes, $9.00011.60; stockers and feeders, $7.00015.00. . Chicago Live Stock Market. Chicago, Dec. 24. Cattle Receipts. 13.- 000 head; market firm; native steers, $7.35 14.40; western steers, $6.40012.76; stock ers and feeders, $6. 50010. 25: cows and heifers, $5.20011.30; calves, $8.60015.60. Hogs Receipts.. 23.000 head: market firm: bulk, $16.65017.26; light, .$15.900 17.00; mixea, siti.4'jrji7.l0; heavy, $16.80017.10; rough. $16.30016.65; pigs, $11.75016.60. hneep and Lambs Receipts 8.000 head: market strong; wethers, $9.00013.10; ewes, $8.00011.90; lambs, $12.60016.40. Sioux City LIts Stock. Sioux City. Ia.. Dec. 24. Hoes Receinti. 5.000 head: market 5 to 10 cents higher: light, $16.0C16.'6; mixed, $16.35016.60; heavy, $16.45016.65; pigs, $14.00016.60; bulk, $16.30016.60, Cattle Receipts, 1.600 head: market. 10 to 15 cents higher; beef steers, $8.00013.00; fat cows and heifers, $6.60.26: canners, $5.0015:6.25; Blockers and feeders, $7.00 10.00; calves. $7.50011.00; bulls, stags, etc., tli.5008.50; feeding cows and heifers, $6.75 Sheep Receipts. 709 head; market steady. St. Joseph Live Stock. J St.. Joseph. MO.. Dec. 24. Cattle Raceinta 2,000 head; market higher: steers. $8.50(S 13 00; cows and heifers, $5,50012.00; calves, $9.00013.50. Hogs Receipts, 2,000 head: market hlrh- er: top, $16.70; bulk. $16.35016 65. Sheep and Lambs Receipts. 1.200: market steady; lambs, $12.00015.60; ewes, $8,000 Evaporated Apples and Dried Fruits. New York. Dec 54 Rvann..t. Asni. null; California, 154 017e; prime state, 16ii Prunes Quiet; Callfornlas, 8M012V.C; Oregons. 13014c. Apricots Dull; choice, 17Uc; extra choice, 1744c; fancy. lSc. Peaches Dull; standard, 11 Mc; choice, 12c. Raisins Steady: loose muscatels, 909M; choice to fancy seeijed, 9M10Mc; seedless, 9gl0?4c; London layers, 3 crown, $1.80. New Vork Produce. New Tork, Dec. 24. Butter Market easier- receipt, 5.634 tubs; creamery, higher than extras, 6O05OMe; creamery extras, 192 score). 449Mc; firsts, 44M04$Mc; s -..rd., t: n 4 3c. tV' Vrlt firm: receipts. 5.115 cases; frcxli g.ithi-r.l fitras. 'lOSfiCIo eV.ru firsts. C5t';9c; firsts, 57c; seconds. ii&SDc; 1 OMAHA CASH GRAIN PRICES TODAY Omaha grain receipts were heavy, even for a Monday. On the market there were 142 carloads of corn, 145 of oats and 64 of wheat. The market was slow in starting and on corn, at noon there had been hardly enough sales made to establish a price. Sales that had been made were at $1.39 1.42 and the general trend, it was con tended, was slightly higher on the bet ter grades. Oats were around $ cent tip, the sales having been made at 7"78 cents a bushel. As usual, the food administration took all the wheat. refrigerator special marks, !9c; refrigerator firsts, 37Vt03SHC Cheesa Market steady; receipts. 2.159 boxes; state fresh specials, 234023c; state average run, 23c. Poultry Alive Market Quiet; no prices quoted; dressed, market weak; chickens, 2OH035C; fowls. 11Sf2"Hc; turkeys, 25036c. CHICAGO GRAIN AND PROVISIONS. Likelihood of Cold Wave Brought Advaace la Cora Value. Chicago, Dec. 24. Likelihood of a cold wave brought about an advance today In the value of corn. Trices at the finish, al though unsettled, were H to lo net higher, with January $1.25 and May 81.24H- Oats gained 1 to ISc. The outcome In provisions was a decline ranging from 10 to 42 cents. Predictions that temperatures were to go sharply down grade led to immediate mis givings In the corn market that the opera tion of the railroads would be handicapped and that the movement of the corn crop would suffer new delay. Besides, fresh complaints of car scarcity gained circula tion, and It was said traffic facilities had not as yet Improved sufficiently to result In any decided Increase of loadings. Re ceipts here were still disappointingly small, and the United Slates risible supply total showed only a slight enlargement, Under such circumstances, bulls had the advantage throughout the entire session. Business wss of a noticeably restricted holiday character. Buying that was ascribed to export Inter ests had a good deal to do with the advance in oats. The best demand was for the May delivery. Announcement of the letting of immense government contracts to packing houses strengthened provisions. Profit taking sales, nowever, caused a decided reaction after mid-day. Chicago Cash Prices Corn: No. S and No S yellow, nominal; No. 4 yellow, $1.56 01.60. Oats: No. 3 white, 79080c; stand ard, 7908OHC Rye: No. 2, ll.8201.82M. Barley, $1,4001.68. Seeds! Timothy, $5.00 07.50; clover, $20.00026 00. Provision: Pork, nominal; lard, 24.46; ribs, $28,870 24.37. New York Honey. New York, December 24. Prime Mer cantile Paper 606 per cent. sterling Exchange Sixty-day bills. $4.71(4; commercial sixty-day bills on banks, $4.71; commercial sixty-day bills. 14.70 Vk : demand, $4.76 H: cables. $4.76 7-16. Silver Bar, 86jc; Mexican dollars, 68Mc Bonds Government, easy: railroad. Irreg ular. Time Loans Stronger: sixty, ninety and six months. 6 per cen bid. call Money Easy; highest. 6 per cent; lowest, 4H per cent: ruling rate. 6 per cent: closing bid, 4tt per cent; offered at i per cent; latest loan, 14 per cent. U. S. 2s reg... 9614111. Cen. ref. 4s. 6H do coupon.... 90 Int. M. M, 6s.... 90 V. 8. 3s, reg... 99 Kan. C. 80. r. 6s 76 do coupon 99 L. & N. un. 4s. 84U U. S. Lib. 3Ms..8.22L. A N. un. 4s.. 84 U. 8. 4s, reg... 193 M., K. ft T. 1 4s 66 ao coupon..,. 19314 Mo. Paclflo r. 4s. 6814 Am. For. Sees... 94VsMont. Power ts. 86 Am. T. ft T. C. 5s 90 N. T. Cen. d. 6s. 89 Anglo-French 6s. 88 'No. Pac 4s.... 82 Arm. ft Co 4Hs..' 82 do 3s 67 Atchison gen. 4s. 83 O. 8. L. ref. 4s.. 83 B. ft O. cv. 4Hs 70 Pac. T. ft T. 6s. 91 Beth. Steel r. 6s. 87UPenn. con. 4 Ms.. 96 Cen. Leather 6s. 93 do gen. 4 Ma... 86 M Cen. Pacific 1st. 78 M Reading gen. 4s. 81 M C. ft O. cv. 5s.... 74 81. L. ft 8. P.a.6s 45M C. B. ft Q . ). 4s. 918o. Pacific cv. ts. 86 CM. ft StP.c.4M 71MSO. Rallwa 6s.. 80M C. R. I. ft P. r. 4s 63 Tex. ft Pac. 1st, 13 c. ft 8. r. 4Mb 8MUnlon Pao. 6s... 86M D. ft R. O. r. 6s. 47MU. 8. Rubber Is.. 76 D. of C. 6s 1981.. 88 IT. 8. Steel 6s.... 94M Erie gen. 4 47 "Wabash 1st.. 95M den. Bloc. 6s. 95 Bld. Qt. No. 1st 4Ms. 87M'Offerel.rf New York General Market, New Tork, Dec. 24. Flour Dull: sorlnr patents, $10.36011.26; winter patents, $10.60 iv.yd; winter straights, $10.15010.60; Kansas straights, flO.65011.9O all nominal. corn spot, firm; kiln dried. No. S yel low, $1.72; cost and freight New Tork. 10 day shipment; Argentine, $2.20 f. o. b. cars New Tork to arrive. Oats Spot, steady; standard, 91 091 Me. Hay Steady: No. 1. $1.4001.46: No. 2. $1.36; No. 3. $1.20; shipping, 95c0$l.OO. Hops Quiet; state, medium to choice, 1917, 62067c; 1916, nominal; Pacific coast, 1917. 23027c; 1916. 1619e. Hides Quiet; Bogota. 41c: Central Amer ica. 40c. Leather Firm : hemlock sole, everwelchts No. 1, tic; No. 2, 49c. Pork Firm; mess. $52.00052.50: family. $54.OO0$55.OO; short clear. $54.00069.00, i,ara weak; middle west, $24.96026.05. Tallow Dull; city special, loose, 17Mc. Wool Firm: domestio fleece. XV Ohio and Pennsylvania, 70c. Rice Firm: fancy head. 809c: blue rose, 8M08MC. Corn meal Steady: fine, white ami vet. low, $4.6504.90; coarse, $4.7604.10; kiln dried, $9.75. Coffee Market. New Vortr. Ttei- 9A rrt, fk... - . further sharp advance at the opening of the market for coffee futures today, with March selling at 7.7e and September at 8.S0R rtllrlnr lh aarlv t,.Jl -I . - " . -u , v. . ,m,ui a lu 16 points net higher. Foreign buying was quiet. The advance attracted considerable realizing, nowever, ana prices reacted later, with March selling rttt tn 7 9i b..i.. her to 1.09c. The close was net 2 points tower 10 e points hlgner. December and January. 7.41c: March T 1n Mat. hi.. July, 7.94e; September," 8.09c; October, 8.16c! nnoi coiree iirm; mo 7s, g.ooc; Santos 4s, 9 Mo. Fair sales are said to have been made In the cost and freight market late Satur day and thl. mnrnlnr Inn1,trfln. 1. at nrleea ran.ln, .tm S f Cm .a T ............ . . . . w - . l, , UUI, - den credits. Todav's offerings from Brazil were reported limited and irregular. They included 4s at from 9.40o to 9.50c, London credits. The efflclfit iaMa it. .tiar.. In B'Rxlllan markets excent Santos futures which were unchanged to 26 rels lower. Minneapolis Grain. Minneapolis, Dec 24. Flour Market un changed; In carload lots, fancy patents nuoted at $9.90 wood: first clear, $9.30 Jute; second clenrs, $6.00 Jute. Mnriey ii "iwt.ss. Rve $1.4H.Rft. Bran 38.60fl39.00. Corn No. 3 yellow, S1.AM.t5. Oats No. 3 white, 7778c. Flaxseed $3.36 3.39M. Kansas City Grain. Kansas Clfv. Mo., Dec. 24 Corn; No. 2 mixed. $1 671.70; No. 2 white, $1.70; No. 2 yellow. 81,7001.72; December, $1.28; Jan uary. $1.17. Oats No. 2 white. 080Mc: No. 2 mixed. 79079MC. St. Louis Grain. St. Tiuls, Mo., Dee. 24 Corn No. 2 aev. $1.67; No. l white. $1.77: December. $1 !"7V, bM; Vay. 11. M hid. Oats No. 2 track, 79 M 0 82c: No. t white. 8OM08IC Dry Goods Market, New Tnrk. pec. 24. Dry Goods Dry ""(v's rnfrlret here today very quiet in th whol-ssle division, many houses were closed 'or Y holiday or remained open but a short time. Kansas City Produce. Kanass Cl. Dec 24 Butter Creamery. 4'e: flu's. 4'c; seconds. 40c; rsllng, 34c V""" Firsts. 46c: seconds. 29r-30c. Poultry Hens, 20e; roosters, 14c; broilers, 23 024c. London Money. London. Dec. 24. Bar silver. 43d per ounce. Monev: 4 per cent. Discount ra'ea: fnrt bins. 4 per cent; three months bills, 41, per cent. !few Tork Cotton Market, New Vork, Dec. 24 The cotton market (p-v e'iwi very steady at a net advance of A to 17 polrwts. British Exchnnges Closed. Tondon. Dec. 24. All Llvemool ar,d T - !on exchanges wero closed today. New Vork Sngar. New Tork. Dec. 24 Wollday In ra ar.rt ! refleed sugar market Uxlay. j GRAIN AND PRODUCE Receipts Liberal and Market Active; Corn 2 Cents High er in Spots; Barley Shows Weakness. Omaha. Deo. 24, 1917. Arrivals of grain over Sunday were very llhcr.il, n total of 3(iti cars being rvporti-tl In, the bulk being corn and oats with 14; and 145 cars respectively. Wheat receipts were 64 cars and rye 10 cars, while thoso of barley were five oars. The effect of the recent orders to eastern railroads to turn over empty cars to west ern roads Is plainly becoming more vl.vlWe each day and curt be verified by the sub stantial inoreare In receipts of late. Corn and oats are arriving in liberal quantities and constitute tho bulk of the arrlvala and tills because railroads are giving prefcrem-.1 to these eereals. especially to com. I'lish figures today were about unchanged to 2 cents higher, a few cars bringing an ad vance of 1 and 2 cents over Paturiiay's sales. Elevator interests were the prin cipal buyers but tholr demand wss limited, while a few sales were made for eastern shipments. No. 3 mixed sold at $1.52 and No. 4 mixed at $1.46: No. 5 white sold at $1.87 and II. .19 and No. 6 yellow at $1.3$ and $1.43 and the same grade of mixed at $1.1 S4( $1.39. Oats were strong, advancing three quarters of a cent. Local buying wus iiulte active, and several sales reported for ex port. No. 1 whllo brought 78c and No. 2 white, 774 078c; standard grade oats sold at "IKe and the No. 3 white at 77'077ic: the bulk of these sales being tnadii at 77'ic No. 4 white sold at ""Mo and the sample grade at 77c. Rye was unchanged, this cereal selling at Saturday's figure. Barley was decidedly weaker, selling off 2 to 4 cents. Ryo was In fair demand, while the barley offerings were consumed very quickly. Nos. 1 and 2 rye sold at $1.74 M and the No. 2 grade of malting barley at $1.49. Two cars of No. 3 grade brought $1.42 and $1.45 respectively. Clearances were: Wheat and flour equal to 864,000 bushels; corn, 148,000 bushels; oats, none. Primary wheat receipts were 1,100.000 bushels, and shipments 219,000 bushels. Primary corn receipts were 964,000 bush els, and shipments 311,000 bushels. Primary oats receipts were 1,342.000 bush els, and shipments 697,000 bushels. CARLOT RKCEIPTS. Wheat Corn Oals Chicago 4 103 116 Minneapolis ...567 Duluth 44 Omaha 64 143 145 Kansas City 80 14s 51 St. Louis 63 66 78 Winnipeg 452 These sales were reported today: Wheat No. 2 hard winter: 8 cars, $2.12. No. 1 northern spring: 1 car, $2.15. No. 2 northern spring: 2 cars, $2.12. No. 1 dark northern spring: 1 car, $2.19. No. 1 soft white: 1 car (3 per cent hard red spring). $2.10. No. 2 durum: 4 cars, $2.12. No. 1 red durum: 1 car, $2.08. No, 2 amber durum: 8 cars, $2.16. Rye No. 2: 2 cars, $1.74M. Barley No. 2: 1 car, $1.49. No. 4: 1 car, $1.42. Corn No. 4 white: 3.G car. $1.46. No. 6 white: 1 car, $1.48; 1 car, $1.40; 1 car, $1.39; 1 car. $1.88: 6 cars. $1.37. No. 6 white: 1 car (12 per cent damaged), $1.31. Sample white: l car, $1.11. No. 1 yellow: I car, $1.67. No. 6 yellow: 3 cars, $1.43; t cars, $1.42; 1 8-5 cars. $1.41; 1 3-5 cars, $1.40; 2 cars, $1.39; 2 cars. $1.38; 2 cars, $1.87. No. 6 yellow: 1 car, $1.86; 1 car, $1.32; 8 cars, $1.30; 1 car. $1.28; 1 car, $1.20. Sample yellow: 1 car, $1.46; 1 car, $1.34; 1 car, $1.12. No. 3 mixed: 1 car. $1.52. No. 4 mixed: 3 cars, $1.46. No. i mixed: 4 3-6 cars, $1.39; 1 car, $1.38; 2 cars, $1.37; 1 car, $1.36: 1 car. $1.86; 1 car, $1.34 No. mixed: 1 car, $1.30; 1 car, $1.29; 2 cars, $1.2)1; 1 car, $1.20. Sample mixed: 1 car, $1.12. Oats No. 1 whits: 1 car, 78c. No. 2 white: 1 car, 78c; 2 cars, 7744c. Standard: 2 cars, ?7Mc No. 8 white: 30 cars. 7714c; 1 car, 77Mc. No. 4 white: 10 cars, 77Mc. Sample white: S cars, 77c; 1 car (barley mixed), 77c. Oats and barley: 1 car, 77c. Omaha Cash Prices Corn: No 4 while, $1.46; No. 5 white, $1.37; No. 5 yellow, $1.8701.43; No. yellow, $1.2001.36; sam ple yellow, $1.120146; No. 8 mixed, $1.62; No. 4 mixed, $1 46; No. t mixed, $1.46; No. t mixed, $1.3401.89; No. ( mixed, $1.28 01.80; sample mixed, $1.12. Oats: No. 2 white, 77078; standard, 77r; No. 3 white, 77M077Mc; No. 4 white. 77c; sam ple, 77c Barley: No 3, $1.4201,46. Rye: No. 2. 74 Mc. Chicago 12:80 prices, furnished The Bee by Logan A Bryan, stock and grain brokers, 311 South Sixteenth street. Omsha: Art. Open. High. Low. Close. ISat'y. Corn. I Jan. 1 25M 1 2$M 126M 1 55 '4 125M Dec. 1 27 1 27 M 127M 1 27 127 May 1 24M 1 25 123 !4 124123 Oats. Dec. 77 78M 76M 78M 78 May 7414 75 74 75 74M Pork. Jan. 46 70 46 86 46 25 46 25 46 45 May 46 17 46 17 45 90 46 90 46 00 Lard. Jan. 24 76 24 77 24 16 24 16 24 57 May 24 97 26 02 24 66 24 66 24 80 Ribs. Jan. 24 80 24 SO 24 20 24 20 24 60 May 25 05 26 12 24 60 24 66 24 90 OMAHA GENERAL MARKET. Live Poultry Springs, all sizes, ISMc; hens, all slzes,18Mc; old cox, 14c; turkeys. No. 1, 8-lb. and up. 26c: ducks, F. F. fat, 17c; geese, F, F. fat, 16c; guineas, each, 35c. Dressed Poultry No. 1 stock Turkeys, dry picked: young toms and hens, 31c; old tor.is, 25c; ducks, 20c; geese, 18c; old cox, 15c. Butter tOc Fresh Iggs (By express), case, 1l0.lt, Prices for this week are as follows: Wholesale Prices of Beef Cuts Ribs: No. 1. 24M; No. 2, 22c; No. 8. 14c. Loins: No. 1. 29Mc; No. 2, 26Mc; No. 8, 15c. Chucks'. No. 1, 1614c; No. 2, 15c; No. 3, 12c. Rounds: No. 1, 20c; No. 2, 18c; No. S. 13M. Plates: No. 1, 12Mc; No. 2, 18Mc; No. t, 12c Celery California Mammoth, fresh, trim med dally, excellent stock, well bleached, doz, $1. Oysters Cheaapeake standards, $1.76 per gallon: Chesapeake selects, per gallon, $2.15; northern standards, per gallon, $2.45; north ern selects, per gallon, $2.80: New Tork counts, per gallon, $3; blue points, per 100. $1.25; large shells, per 100, $1.50; cotults, per 100, $1.75. Fish Fresh frozen: Halibut, coast frozen, per lb., 20c; salmon, red, coast frozen, per lb., 22c; pink per lb., 20c; black cod sable fish, coast frozen, per lb., 14c; black bass, order size, per lb., 28c; large or small, per lb., 23c; trout, per lb., 22c; whiteflsh, medi um, per lh 16c; large per lb.. 30c; pike. No. 1, per lb., 16c; pickerel, dressed, per lb., 12c; round, per lb., 11c; catfish, small, per lb., 17c; crapple, medium, per lb., 12c: tlleflsh, per lb., 14c; yellow ring perch, per lb., 16c, buffslo, per lb., 13c; carp, per lb., 11c; ling cod, per lb 12c: flounders, per lb.. 12c; western red snapper, per lb., 10c; smelts, per lb., 16c; white perch, per lb., lie. Frogs Louisiana black bulls, per doz.: Jumbo, $2.75; large, $2.25; medium. $1.76 Fish Fresh caught: Halibut, per lb., 23c; salmon, per lb.. 22c; black cod sable fish, per lb., 14c; black bass, order size, per lb., 30c; Urge or small, per lb.. 25c; catfish, order size and Uige, per lb., 23c; small, per lb.. 21c; crapples, M " l&Ci order size and large, pe.' lb., 18 and 20c; buffalo, per lb.. 14c, carp, per lb., 12c: red snapper, per lb., 16c; haddock, per lb., 15c;. cod, per lb., 16 and 18c; flounders, per lb., 14c; smelts, per lb.. 15c: Spanish mackerel, per lb., 20o. City Jail Inmates Will Be Served With Xmas Repast Fifteen inmates of the city jail and work-house will be served the follow ing menu for their Christmas dinner: Baked heart with dressing, mashed potatoes and gravy, canned corn, cranberry sauce, celery, raisin pie and fruit. A dozen rabbits received yes terday will also be served. Daily Food Prices The revised food rice list for Douglas county, given out by the food administration, follows: Sugar, per pound, 9 cents. Flour (Nebraska No. 1 Patent), 24 pound ssck. $1.60: 48-pound ssck, $2.90; (Nebraska No. 2 Patent), 24-pound ssck, $1.46, 48-pound sack, $2.80. Potatoes (Nebraska), best No. 1, 3 cents pound; No. 2, 2M cents pound. Butter (per pound), creamery No. 1, 62 cents cresrr.ery No. 2, 49 cents. Eggs (per dozen), best No. 1 storage, 44 cents. Rice (In btilk, per pound), No. 1, 11 cents; No. 2. 10 cents; No. 3, 8 1-3 cents. Rye fur, 24-pound sack, $1.40. Oatmeal (In bulk, per pound), 6M cents. Bread (United States standard loaf, wrapped). 16-ounce loaf. 9 cents; 14 ounce loaf, li cents; S2-nuiice loaf, 17 cnts: S-ountj loaf. 26 cents. Note: These prices- aro for cash over the counter. An additional charge may be maO for delivery or credit. NEW YORK STOCKS Impending Holiday Accom panied by Occasional Spurts Activity and Accessions to Last Week's Gains. i New York, !eo. 24 Contrary to general ! expectations, the impending holiday en the stock cxehnnge was accompanied by cc ! oHslonal hpurts of a-tlvlty and many sub 1 suntlnl accessions tn last week's gains. I The movement was accelerated by a fur Mier settlement of short contract", but oilier mot i -., h and factors wero Wt alto. gether lucking. Peace rumors rained frrsh currency, If it credence, from their wide circulation, traceable in t'rt to speculative Interests. Their effect was most marked In the bond H;t. French municipals rising 1 to 4 per cent over last week's best quota tions This advantage was not well mstntivlnod. howevo-, and at no time extended to the premier foreign bond, nanielv the Anglo Trench 5'b which were reactionary wttli Canadian Issues. In the Ktoek list gross gains rnnged from 1 to almost 3 points in seasoned rails. 2 to 4 points In representative industrials. In cluding munitions, 1 to t In coppers and Fhipplngi. i to 0 in tobacco and oils and 1 to 3 In motors and miscellaneous special tics. x Final prices were from fractions to a point under a day's maximum, the reported cancellation of Russian orders provoking moderate realizing. Total sales amounted to 415.000 shares Liberty Issues contributed to the Ir regularity of the domestio bond list, the 4's fulling from 97.0S to the new minimum of 96.91.. with a range of 98. Sit to 98.18 for the 3 Vs. Total sales of bonds (par value,) were $5,175,000. I'nited States bonds (old issues) were unchanged on call, but coupon 4's declined '4 per cent on sales. Number of sales and range of prices of tho leading stocks: 8ales. High. Low. Close. Amer. Beet Sugar. American Can .... Amer. C. ft F. . . . Amer. Locomotive. Amer. S. ft R.... Amer. Sugar Ref. . 4,000 66 66 34 6 30.000 17,000 36,000 36,000 85 B4M 60M 71M 34 M 63 60 71 M 96 101 11 56 78 97 40 16 62 49 70M Amer. T. A T Amer. Z 1. ft S.. 19,000 193 2,000 13 99 12 66 78 97 QM Anuconda Copper. .137,000 Atchison 17,000 A , . ft W. I. 8. I 13.000 Hal. ft Ohio 40.000 Butte ft Sup. Cop. 6,000 66 80 98 41 16 14 It Cat. Petroleum ... Canadian Paclflo , . Central Leethor . . Ches. ft Ohio Chi.. Mil. ft St. P.. Chi. A N. W C, R. I. ft P. otfs Ohlno Copper .... Colo. F. ft I Corn Products Ref. Crucible Steel .... 4,000 12 10 31.000 138 131 133 33.000 69 68 59 32.000 19,000 9,000 5,000 14.000 6,000 31,000 44 43 43 39 37 37 86 86 86 17 16 16 39 38 39 34 83 33 29 23 28 50 4S 60 27 26 26 33 32 82 14 13 18 43.000 Cuba Cane 8ugar. 16.000 Distiller's Sec 37,000 Krlo Oeneral Elictrlo . (leneral Motors .. Ot. No. pfd Ot. No. Ore ctfs. Illinois Central .. Inspiration Copper 51,000 53,000 124 122 124 76,000 96 93 96 8,000 4,000 69,000 33.000 82 81 24 24 97 86 40 39 80 79 37 27 81 24 96 40 80 27 23 16 Int. M. M. pfd... 107.000 International Nickel 74,000 Internal. Paper K. C. Southern. . Kenneoott Copper.. Louis, ft Nash.,.. Maxwell Motors .. Mexican Petroleum Miami Copper .... Missouri Pacific .. Montana Power .. Nevada Copper . . . New Tork Central. 86,000 80 Sf 30 8,000 108 106 108 37.600 23 21 23 24.000 4.000 34,000 $.000 74 73 26 26 23 22 64 61 73 26 22 62 17 64 27 97 77M 43 40 "i 20 68 76 16 78M 12 44M 23.000 2,000 64 28 97 78 43 ii" 69 76 16 7M 32 46 3 26 97 77 42 20 68 74 16 78 22 N. T N. If. ft H.. Norfolk A Western 6,000 Northern Paclflo .. Pennsylvania ..... Pittsburgh Coal .. Ray Cons. Copper., Reading Republic I. ft 8... Shut tuck, Arl. Cop. Southern Pacific . . Southern Ry 16,000 13,000 $,000 93,000 62,000 2,000 46,000 8,000 Studebaker Corp, 67,000 44 Texas Co 70,000 130 K7 138M Union Paclflo 61,000 106 103 101 M IT. 8. Ind. Alcohol, U. 8. Steel U. 8. Steel pfd... Utah Copper Wabash pfd "B". Western Union ... Westing. E'eo. . . 24.000 112 110 111 .1,022,000 8683 85 . 9,000 104 104 104 44,000 76 76 75 , 6,000 19 18 19 , 6,000 80 79 79 27,000 87 86 36 Total sales for the day, 415,000 shares. Omaha Hay Market, Receipts fair, demand quiet on medium grades of prairie hay; market steady, with prices unchanged on both alfalfa and prairie hay. Prairie Hay Choice upland. $24.00; No. 1. $22.00023.00; No. 3, $18.00019.00: No. I. $16.00fj16.00. Midland! No. 1, $23,000 23.00; No. 2, $18.00019.00. Lowland: No. 1. H7.O0iB18.00; No. t, $14.00916.00; No 8, $12.60013.50 Straw Oat, $9.60; wheat. $9.00. Alfalfa Choice. $81.00; No. 1, $28. 00ft 30.00; standard. $26.00928.00; No. t, 24.00O 25.00; No. 8, $21.00023.00. Chicago Produce. Chicago, Dec. 24. Butter Market steady; creamery, 3949o. Eggs Market higher; receipts, 6,977 cases; firsts, 46047c; ordinary firsts, 42 46c; at mark, cases Included, 40046c; re frigerator firsts, 83 C 3 7c. Potatoes Market higher; receipts, 60 cars; Wisconsin, Minnesota and Michigan, bulk, $1.62.06; do, sacks. $1.902.1O. Poultry Alive, market unsettled; fowls, 17g21c; springs, 19c; turkeys, 24c. New Tork Cotton. New Tork, Dec. 24. Cotton futures open ed steady: December, 80.26c; January, 29.62c; March, 29.22c; May, 2$.87c; July, 28.56c. Cotton Spot, quiet; middling, tic. Futures closed steady; January. 29.76e; March, 29.28c; May, 28.97c; July, 38.66c; October, 27.48C. ' New Tork Metals. New Tork, Deo. 24. Holiday on the metal exchange here today; also in London. Christmas Cheer for Families of Soldiers By an announcement made in Oma ha today Christmas cheer became as sured to wives and children of en listed Canadian and British soldiers not only here, but throughout the United States. The American Red Cross has vol unteered to take up administration work to supplement .hat of the west ern relief fund in Chicago and similar organizations, all affiliated with the Canadian patriotic fund, which has obtained subscriptions of ample funds to care for the families of Lanartian or British men in the service of thir country. A letter of instructions soon will be sent by the Ked Cross to all local chapters. For dependents of men who have enlisted or who later enlist to fight with the British or Canadian forces and who find winter's problems of food, fuel and clothing proving se rious, the American Red Cross has agreed to help wherever needed to ad minister not only Christmas bounty, but the funds raised locally for sol diers' families' aid and relief. "The American Red Cross has be come responsible for the care and re litf of families in this country, whether their men folks are in the United States or Canadian armies." said T. J. Tidmonds, acting director of civilian relief, central division, American Red Cross. William Crook, Veteran Of Northwestern, is Dead William Crook, who died in an Omaha hospital, Sunday, was in the employ of the Northwestern Railway company for 40 years and member of the city council of Fremont for seven years. He was 67 years old. Funeral services will held at the home of his daughter, Mrs. Frank Ellick, 5135 Davenport street, Wednesday afternoon at 2 o'clock. Masons wilt I have charge. Mr. Crook is survived by his widow and a daughter. He was past grand commander of the Masonic lodge at Fremont. Burial will be at Forc3t Lawn. FINED FOR GIVING DRINKTO A MAN G. P. Beatty of Fremont Com pelled to Hand Over Hundred for Placing Bottle in Way of Workman. Fremont, Xcl., Dec. 24. --(Special Telegram.) G. P. Beatty, president of the FJkiiorn Subscription com pany, paid a line of $1(10 ami costs in police court Monday morning for giving Carl Fisher, a bridge foreman a drink. Realty said lie offered Fischer a drink and then left the of fice. Fisher took several other drinks, it developed at the her.nng, ami later in the' evening became engaged in street fight. V lien taken i it cus tody he at first refused to divulge the source of the booze, Fischer drew a fine of $1 and costs. Railroad Man Dead. W. T. Crook, for .it) years up to 1912 connected with the Northwest ern with offices at Fremont and Inter at Srrihner, died at the homo of his daughter, Mrs. Mabel Kllick in Omaha. Mr. Crook was 67 years of age and for the last five years I. ad been in poor health. He was con nected with the Northwestern road when the lines were extended west from Fremont. He served as road master at Fremont and later Scribner from 1889 to 1912, when lie was re tired on a pension. He was a native of New York and came to Fremont in the late seventies. He was prom inent in Masonic circles. Steals Car and Gifts. J. C. Jensen, who resides on a farm east of Fremont, lost his new Ford and the family's Christmas packages Saturday evening when a thief made away, with the car from a Fremont street. Trace of the stolen car was obtained at Valley, where the driver stopped for a supply of gasoline Sat urday night. Drive at Close. The Red Cross drive came to a close Monday evening with a gain in membership in Fremont of probably 2,000. Not all the soliciting commit tees had made reports and no fig ures were available. Reports from the country precincts indicate that the campaign throughout the county s being carried on successfully. Grain in Storage Shows Gain Over Last Monday Grain in storage in Omaha ele vators, according to the report of the lllSDection hurean n( (li nrsln change, made a slight gain over the corresponding tlay ot last week, but it is still 2,218,000 bushels less than on this date one year ago. The figures now and then are: Km Tear ago. 1,110,000 (SI, 000 1,3.0(0 200.000 1,000 Wheat 4,OO0 Corn mRnnn Oals l!69.00ft Kye .000 Uariey 11,000 1,424,000 MI3.000 Mot Much In It. An olrf Rnntti r,Miina ... - , v " - - mm m the Hospital of Bt. Xavler In Charleston. who oi me genue, Diacit-roDna sisters put a thermometer In his mouth to take his tern poraturs. I'resently, when the doctor made his rounds, he sold "Well, Nsthan, how do you feel?" "I feel right tortile, boss." , "Have you had any nourishment t" "Yasnlr." "What did you have?" "A lady done gimme a piece of glass ter suck, boss." Llpplncott's. s iS(JP piiiiillilllllf' S A- n , ' ' . , "- 4 ' ' 6 X - ' - , i - Skates and Sleds For Live Boys BOYS: Here's a chance for you to get a sled or a pair of skates, by doing a little work for us after school. Call at The Bee branch office nearest you and we will tell you all about it Two Companies of U. S. Guards May Be Stationed in Omaha Word has been received in Omaha that the War department contem plates recruiting two companies of I'nited States guards to be stationed in the Gate City. Each company will consist of 150 men and 7 officers. The companies will be made up of local men above the draft ajje and com manded by regular army officers. Ex arniy and navy men will be given the preference. Owing to the strong protests com ing from eastern cities, the War dc ifartment has ordered that recruiting stations be instructed not to enlist members of the police or fire depart ments, home guards or other semi niilitary forces for the I'nited States guards. Chalo'jpka Srothors Are Buried on the Sams Day Frark Clial.vipka. ngod'Ttf, and his brother Henry, aged 75, were buried at Wilbur today. The Chalotipka brothers were pio neers of the state, having resided in the vicinity of Wilber for 40 years. At one time they owned considerable property there. The Masons conducted the funeral services of Frank Chaloupka, while lle-.iry was buried by the C. S. T. S. A Poaalnla Reason. You may tnlk shout Beanhmugti." s.ild thn f.it plumlier, ''but he surely looks on the hrlr.ht Mili ot things.1' "What has happened to Deanlirough?" tli thin carpenter Inquired. "The other day I went Willi him to buy a pair of shoes." "I'h huh." "He didn't try them on at the store, and when he got homo he found that a nail was sticking right up through the heel of one." "Did ho make a fun about It when ha took the shoes bak?" "No. Thst's what I'm getting at." "What did he do?" "Ho told the olerk he supposed the nail wss put there Intentionally to keep the foot from sliding forward In the shoe." 'Teungs- town Telegram. Bat She DMBt. (the was a very newly fledged bareness er durhess or something like that, and, some how or other, she became thick with a pro fessor, as the classical blokea would hay it, and he Invited her to come to bis observ atory to see the eclipse. She arrived about two hours late. "I've come to see the eclipse," she told the professor's assistant. "Profesaor Squash noddle invited ma to come." "I'm sorry, but the whole thing waa aver an hour ago," said the assistant, contritely? "Then," said the dignified dame. "I will wait for the next" 1-omlon Ideas. Bessie Had mi Idea. Even our little tots weave war words Into their talk. Xlessle's aunt waa a very obesa lady, a ct which put an Idea Into the child's b jy brain, fiha began by question ing her aunt about heaven and what folks did when they went there. Finally ah laid: "Well, auntie, I'll bet when you die and get wings and fly all about folks will think you're a Zeppelin." Boston Transcript, He Should Wonder. They hnd plighted their troth, ant were talking things over. They both decided to be quite unlike other married couples forebearlng and long suffering and patient with each other. "No!" said the man. "I shall not he like other husbands who get rross and bang things about If the coffee la cold!" "If you ever did." said the girl, sweetly, "I would make It hot for you I" And the man wondered what aha meant. I'lttsburgh Chronicle Telegraph. Every Mttle Helps. "I venture to assert" ssld th lecturer, "that there Isn't a man In this audience who has ever dons snythlng to prevent the deHtruetion of our forests. ' A modest-looking man in the back ot the hall stood up. "I er I've shot woodpeckers," he said. Boston Transcript. Popular Demand. ,. "I see Senator Wombat has decided to run sgoln." "That's right." "Owing to un overwhelming demand from the people, I s'pose," "We might say owing to an sverwhelmlng aemana irom ins oiiicenoiacrs ne pui in. Louisville Courier-Journal. ' DOLL COUPON TEN DOLLS will be riven free to the ten little girls under 12 years of age that bring or mail as the largest number of doll cou pons cut out of The Bee, before 4 P. M. Saturday, Dec. 29. This coupon will be printed in very edition of The Bee until then. Ask everybody you know to save doll coupons for you. You can win one of these dollies if you really want to. Will you try? We want every little girl In Omaha and vicinity to have one of these beautiful dolls. You can leave the coupons and get your dolly at The Bee branch office nearest you. Ames Office, 4110 N. 24th St Lake Office, 2616 N. 24th St Walnut Office, 819 N. 40th St Park Office, 2615 Leavenworth St Vinton Office, 1715 Vinton St South Side Office, 2318 N St Council Bluffs Office, 14 N. Main St Benson Office, Military Ave. and Main St