4 THE BEE: OMAHA. MONDAY, DECEMBER 17, 1917. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THE FEE PUBLISHING COMPANY, PROPRIETOR. Entered at Omaha poatoffiea at saeond-claas matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION Bt Curler Br Mall. lutly ana Sarda? tr ek, IV i'n mt. M.fin I'aily witlmut SundtT ' 10o ' 4. no Krening ant 8ur.rU) " ic, ' fi.Ofl KwniDi Hbom Sunday 4 00 Sunday to m'.f 5c t.0 send unite of uiuije of address or IrrtfUlaiitr lo dfltirj to Omaha Re Circulation Uturtmest. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Tn Aaspetst4 Press, of whlrh Tba Bm l a roemher. Is rxcliuire! rtitlttal to tha hi for r-nbltcatinn of all new diitatchm credited 'a It at not other1 crniu-d in this pirr and also the loeal nrwa rabltshed BMetn. All ritlili of publication of our : Ul dispatches fe also raserted. REMITTANCE nlt br draft, nrrwa or postal order. Oil? 5-eit ataoipa takeo In pamant of amaU anoount. I'ersnoal check, nuit oo Omaha and rasters tohanff. not aocei-tfd. OFFICES omaha The Bf Bulldint. hiro pwrle's Oaa nulldint. S.uth Omaha-318 S St Nrw Jork I'M Kiftti An. Council WufTa 14 N. Mala St. St.. fouls . New B'k of Commtrce. ;. Dl-oIb LIUla BulMln. Wihlntoo 131 1 O 8t CORRESPONDENCE t-Mraal Bomirunlradma rrlituu to uiws and editorial matter to "nana Baa. Editorial Department. NOVEMBER CIRCULATION 58,715 Daily Sunday, 51,884 derate ctrrnlsUon for tha month, lubacrlbed and sworn to by DWaht Williams, ClrculaUoo Muager. Subtcribtra laavlnf tha city should hava Tb Baa mailed to them. Addrata changed often raquaated. ' Tis the week before Christmas. Did you do it early? If not, speed up! Speed up for the Christinas-shopping homestretch. Light-less, but not fight-less, not right-less. Fright-less but Beware of the Greeks bearing gifts also of the kaiser proposing peace. Lightless signs down town occasion worry where the home lights burn. little The industry of automobile stealing appears wholly immune to the ravages of war. What has become of the old-fashioned shopper, who invariably apologized to the clerk for trying to match a sample? uugicssuiau rviiciim neneves tne proper teatment of the people is "to tax so it will hurt." How will exempted congressmen know when it "hurts"? The prospect of "lightless nights" is not as cheerless as it seems. The owl family may dis cover, even in the darkness, that home is more than a place to sleep in. 1 The practice of auto drivers rushing past street cr stopped at crossings continues piling up trouble for those who take the risk. Better lose a minute than win a damage suit. Senator La Follette explains that absence from the senate prevented him from voting against the Austrian war declaration. But why explain? The country understands and knows why. More caution and less haste in auto driving insures arrival at the destination without the ex pense and subsequent worries of financing hos pital cases. The deeper that truth sinks in the greater the safety. But every question propounded to General Crozier by the senate carried a back-hitting boomerang on the vaunted champion of the kaiser's bill to make it impossible for our army to get guns at all by putting all our munitions factories out of business. Judging by the volume of publicity, defiance of fuel regulation prevails to larger degree in Philadelphia than in other large cities. Operators whose policy centered in taking all the traffic would bear experience real hardship in loosen ing their grip, even to win the war. Supporters of the volunteer system see in the present rush to recruiting offices an argument in favor of their pet system. So it would appear by ignoring the impelling motive. The volun teers, foreseeing the inevitable, choose sclectivj service and head off selective draft. Certain canners of food products have been called on the official carpet to explain why they hoard their goods. Officials suspect the reason, but prefer first hand knowledge. Moreover, since Commissioner Murdock added a can opener to his tools, all Washington eagerly awaits a try- out. Ccunty Bonded Indebtedness. The repo. t of the state auditor touching the ' bonded indebtedness' of Nebraska counties pre- j ! sents some interesting phases. It reveals the ! I fart that two-thirds of tile counties of the state j have no bonded indebtedness and that the debts j of only five exceed a hundred thousand dollars ! each. Five others show bonded indebtedness of eighty to ninety thousand, while the rest have mortgaged their property for various amounts down to a minimum of six thousand dollars. Nearly every county having voted bonds for public improvements is very productive and rich in natural resources and, computed upon the ba sis of the actual or assessed valuation of taxable property, every one of the counties is well able to support the debt incurred and to liquidate it in good time. A cursory analysis of the statement indicates the taxpayers of Nebraska counties have exer cised unusual moderation in the matter of mort gage indebtedness. The showing is very good evidence of the antipathy of the farming element to the specter of debt, be it public or private. The aggregate bonded debt of the counties named is $.1,778,887, which is a small sum compared with that which these counties are able to sustain should they desire to do so. Thus we see that the financial condition of Nebraska counties as political entities is excel lent. The presumption is that most of these debts were incurred for the promotion of pub lic improvements, including public buildings, good roads and drainage projects. It is to be predicted that Nebraska counties will continue to put more money in the improvement of the main highways of the state from year to year, since the farmers as well as the townfolks are advocating better roadways. This subject, by the way, was discussed recently in a convention of the State Association of County Commissioners and Supervisors, which for the first time invited the state engineers to become members in or der to facilitate the joint plans of the state and county for the betterment of roadways. The auditor's report shows, too, that the vot ers who control the policy of counties respecting the matter of going into debt are able to hold tight reins upon public officials, thus keeping the limits of debt within reason. The net result should not be lost upon the voters of our cities and towns which have often shown a disposition to plunge the people into heavy bonded indebt edness until the legal limit is not only reached, but exceeded. Keys to the Mysterious House By Frederic J. Haskin Washington, Dec. 15. So far Colonel E. M. House is known to the public chiefly as a man of myaery one whose thoughts and motives are unknown, whose movements are secret or obscure. This quality of reticence lias brought him more fame than could volumes of lan guage, because it is so rare. Most of our pub licists have made something of an art of self explanation, sometimes even drawing upon his tory to help the common man to an under standing of their characters. likening themselves modestly to Jefferson or Lincoln. Colonel House seems to resemble no one but himself. His unique place in the public mind has been gained largely by the simple expedient of keeping his mouth shut when so many others are open. Most of the sketches of him so far have been elaborations of tin's fact, with the added information that he lives in Texas, where he deals in lands and "makes" governors, senators and cabinet officers for recreation. These things he apparently accomplishes by thel same silent and inscrutable method that he applies to the problems of European diplomacy. He wants nothing for himself, and gets it. He has noth ing to say, and says it. He is quiet as a rub ber heel, elusive as a lost collar button. Inci dentally, he does not seem quite human, as limned by most of his recent biographers; he stands forth as a selfless image of cryptic reticence. I TODAY I Right in the Spotlight. Sir Robert U Borden, the fate of whose administration is at stake in , the Dominion elections today, has j been premier of Canada since 1911. j .Sir Robert was born on a farm at , historic Grand. I're, Nova Scotia, in 154. He is a descendant of a family of New Enplanders who left Connecti- j cut at the time of the American revo- i lution, being loyal to England, and went to settle in the Province of Nova I Scotia. The future premier was edu- ! eated in Nova Scotia, made law his j profession, and In 1 S 9 6 made his de- but in the Dominion parliament. In lHul he became leader of the con- ' servative opposition and continued as j such until he succeeded Sir Wilfred ; Laurier in the premiership. Since the beginning of th" war Sir Robert has j worked unceasingly to keep Canada to the front in loyalty to. England. Politics Makes Postal Inefliclcncy, Omaha. Dec. 15. To the Editor of The l;ee: Washington dispatches in. The Ree of December t inform us i My produce, and of givinsr the recipient the true happiness of ultimately pel ting something that wiil give him real pleasure. There are. of course, ways and ways of giving, but there is n.. r-.-iKon whv moncv cannot be present- I r.A i rra..i.iiw :in1 Hiveotahle a way that none of the sentiment of the trift is lost. M EAVNE. tit)1);- Corbv. Editor's .Von : Most merchants ..nivi.i.- f.-r tins wry thing by issuing 1 1 ,!., ,.V, - lMllH o nu-fc 1:1 IdM' ItM liili ill'. V ' ' - that Postmaster (general Uurieson is; ... a ,nlivhase ,.f anything in ion inruuij lu lauoi ui.juur, aim uai ; fm-k he suggests to congress the need of withdrawing rights now possessed by postal employes. In his zeal to make a good case against the unions the postmaster general is very loose and therefore very weak in his charges. He states that postal employes re ceive now tbrte times as much money as the boys in the trenches. Con- WAR-TIME LIFE IN BRITAIN. Ono Year Ago Today in the War. Von Mackensen's army forced Rou manians back over broad front in eastern Wallachia. President Wilson transmitted the pofcee notes of Germany and Austria- Hungary to th'e entente powers with- j out comment. I Food profiteering is risky business in Groat Britain. Kvaions of fixed priecs are admittedly numerous, but those who "get away with the goods" are mer sure of holding the money. A London firm of pro- A., u Ullinir ill potatoes last gress doe- not contain a single mem- ' , ' , ,,., ,h i. .),.. May nnu iirtu ii-iwi.t.t ..... . -- . summoned to answer charges of excess i prices. The court assessed tines totaling !!,20U, which swallowed the profits of the 1 May deal and some over. ber that can accept such a statement I if he gives it one moment's thought, and I venture many members will see in it a reflection on their intelligence. In 19ut congress, composed of .".00 fairly intelligent professional and business men, decided, after an ex haustive investigation of the wage problem, that $1,200 per year was necessary to maintain the average family In decency and comfort, and British bankers do not ta'e seriously the Sinn Kein 'hope of Ireland a nation under German auspices. They believe Ireland will remain where it is and win prosperity un der home rule, statutory or constitutional. Kviriem-e of their confidence is indicated in But if the man will not talk of himself, his friends will occasionally talk of him, and there is beginning to grow up a little body of House legends, which are passed from mouth to mouth and occasionaly blossom into print. These stories reveal the suprising facts that House is a great story-teller, an enthusiastic hunter, and a typical Texan, who regards Texas as a special province of God, proves every argument by a Texas example, and uses a Texas date line on his letterhead even when he is in Rerlin or London. Under these rays of light, the House image begins to look more human, but several more im- j portant facts have gotten into circulation, which j seem to be keys to at least some parts of the i House mystery. Thus, starting at the begin- j ning. we learn that Ins father, Thomas William House, was an Englishman, who settled in Texas, built a manorial mansion, and lived like an English country gentlemen, devoting his time to farming and sports, for which the Texas wild erness was then a virgin field. On this Texas estate, modeled after an English manor, were entertained many .Englishmen and other for eigners, and there Colonel E. M. House first met many of the British officers and diplomats with whom he is now dealing in Europe. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago. The Orchard Hill Terrace building association is the title of an incor poration which was also tiled. W. T. Pennington, David 1 1. Walker. Harry H. Miller. Louise Neese and Harry W. Hewitt of Omaha, and Abraham A. Rrubaker of Stuart, Neb., filed articles of incorporation if th,s sum were needed 10 years ag o h he banking interest, oMVTd",1;'-" h 18 the country and establishing branches to As to the ,,, r of strike harvested in 50 years. The farmers are salt ing the money, while the Sinn Feiners are talking. MIRTHFUL REMARKS. SAD IflO CO J ( postal employes, owing to nfliliation with outside labor bodies, anyone so disposed could inform himself in 10 minutes that postal employes in union have absolute control over their own affairs, and that no outside body has I h d,,, ,.ou ,av ,our wss;- ha the right to order or dictate what they ,.,.,,., rk..(t b.tween .la'nei . shall do in any given case. Tjie ;,,ei "Well, 1 ilidn't say,' smartly returned reason for their affiliation is that "In, the girl', "but I've just reached 21." union there Is strength" and this af- j that po-"lu- rauin-d consolingly, filiation w.o-- forced on them through j "whllt ,' 'nod you?" Punch ' the conviction of the utter uselcssnws ,wrj,.h (t0 properMv( utleM-A hun of workers looking for redress to the ' ,lrvd dMms, a ,.,cnth? Why. that's nil I pay my bookkeopf-r. liutler I'ut 'e doesn't 'avr fo hassoeiate hevery day with your family, sir.TrBoston Transcript. One of the girls In a cookinK class wan .ked: "Kid "U wash that fish before you i baked it ?" 1 "No; what's th- use ?' was the reply, j "It has lived in the wat'-r all its life." I Kverybody's .Magazine. The depressed state of the bond market struck the Board of Education of St. Louis in a tender spot Building projects under way necessitated the sale of $300,000 of an issue of $3,000,000 of 4 pe cent school bonds, and the best price ob tainable was 90.53. The interest rate accounts for some of the slump, but gilt edge issues carry ing 5 and 6 per cent sell below par. These conditions applaud the wisdom of the Omaha school board ;in keeping out of the bond market. Two Rival American Kings Baltimore T-rlran Way back before the civil war the contest ,07 """St. place in the farm industries of the United States between cotton' and corn began. , The contest is not yet decided. There have been years when corn looked an easy winner, but wnn King Cotton convinced the United States and the rest of the world concerning the immense food value of the cottonseed there was a moveup m the cotton score, and, notwithstanding the bigness of the corn yield this year, it is by no means certain that the 1917 corn crop represents Keattr n-round value than the 1917 cotton yield. Each of these crops has a value far be yond what is apparent on the face of the returns. From the cottonseed is made a table oil that is substituted for olive oil and a cooking fat that is substituted largely for lard. Also, there is the cottonseed cake, prized highly as a cattle and pig food, thousands of tons of which are exported to cattle-growing countries. It is said, also, that cottonseed meal is being used extensively as a mixture with beef in the manufacture of hot dogs, and that ginger snaps are being made of cottonseed flour. But corn also has a by-product commodity that scores into millions of dollars for the side line values. This refers not alone to the foods prepared from the grain, but mainly to the value of the corn leaves or blades, as a hay crop. Corn fodder is the main fare for cattle dur ing the winter months ' wherever corn is grown. This fodder has as great food value for horses and cattle as timothy hay. Beef, milk, cream, butter and cheese are, to an extent not commonly known by city consumers, but trans mutations of corn fodder. .It is an abstruse question as to whether corn or cotton is king. The Study of German. While every intelligent and patriotic Amer ican must agree that our public schools, and our private schools, too, for that matter, must not be used to propagate subversive alien ideas or promote disloyal sentiments through the teach ing of the. German language, common sense does not prescribe complete cessation of the study of German or refusal to use the German lan guage where it can be put to good and desirable use. All languages, we must remember, are but devices for communication of thought and it is only the evil use of the German language, its abuse to build little kaiser-worshiping Ger manics in free America, that must be stopped. The best discussion of the study of German in the light of present war conditions that has come to our notice is this from the annual re port of President Butler to the trustees of Co lumia university: "For a generation past the German language and literature have been widely taught in the schools and colleges of the United States. In some parts of the country the study of Ger man has been given a preferred position by law or by municipal action. A first effect of the war has been to arouse a shrp antagonism to the study" of German, for obvious reasons. At a time when passions are stirred, and justly so, by the shocking outrages that have been committed by German agents in the name of the German government and the German peo ple, it is not easy to reason calmly about a matter of this kind. Nevertheless, there are certain ruling principles which should be pointed out. "No country can have a homogeneous or a safe basis for its public opinion and its insti tutions unless those rest upon the foundation of a single language. To protect the national unity and security no community should be permitted to substitute any other language for English as the basis and instrument of common school education. Instruction in a foreign language should, however, always be provided, since, as Goethe subtly said, to know but one language is not to know any. Whether that foreign language should be French, or Spanish, or German, or Latin is a matter to be deter mined in accordance with varying circum stances and differing needs. So far as German is concerned, it is unfortunately true that its study has been urged and emphasized in some parts of the United States, not because of the intrinsic value of the German language and its literature, but rather as part of a persistent political propaganda intended to wean the American people from their Anglo-Saxon and Anglo-Critic origins and to. divide their na tional interest and national sympathy. Wher ever thi propaganda has been attempted, or wherever it may again be attempted, it should be ruthlessly stamped out as a wrong com mitted against our national unity and our na tional integrity. "When this point is guarded there can be no reasonable question not only as to the desirability, but as to the necessity of contin uing the study of the German language, Ger man literature aiid German history when this war shall end. There are, perhaps. 1 .'0.000,000 people in the world who speak German. They constitute an intelligent, a highly organized and a powerful group, and they will continue to do so even when defeated. It will certainly be the hope and the purpose of the American people to live in peace and concord with them when thev shall have admitted their wrong doing in fomenting and in carry on this war, and when they shall have accepted those ideas and ideals of political life and social progress "which animate the rest of the world. More o:r, should Germany again go wrong, wo must be prepared to appeal from the materialistic and force-worshiping Germany of today to the Germany of Herder and of Kant, of Goethe and of Schiller. We must be able to appeal from the modern German barbarism to earlier German poetry, and from modern German hymns of hate to the beautiful music of her masters of song. A prophet with ministerial connections in New York takes his outgivings seriously enough to print and mail out a sheet warning the world to prepare for three and a half more years of war. Looks like a pretty tough sentence for human ity, but since the prophet prophecies the death oMhe kaiser and the devil at the finish doubt less the spectator will patiently bear the delay for such an admirable climax. While the chase for "slacker dollars' is on wastage of good money in political campaigns deserves attention. The fusion campaign in New York cost over $1,000,000 and two rivals for the mayoralty of Pittsburgh burned up $170,000. A turn or two of the conservation roller in these localities or a dollar-for-dollar war tax would contribute mightily to public morals and safety. , Young House was a crack shot, a daring rider, and loved the outdoors as do all westerners. His youth and young manhood, his formative years, were spent largely on the prairies and in the mountains with summer visits to London and the continent. The roots of whatever quali ties a man develops may usually be found in his early manhood, and perhaps Colonel House may be interpreted as a westerner, who has spent much of his life in the great outdoors, and has acquired the calm and reserve which such a life nearly always inculcates. Talk did not count for much in the west 40 years ago. A- man was called upon to keep his mouth shut and do tilings. Colonel House seems to be still using that formula. House was educated at Cornell university and maue a special study ot economics. He has I remained a student all his life, lames Hryce, long British ambassador to the United States, and an author of note, is credited with the state- j ment that House writes "as pure Addisonian English" as lie has ever read. House seems to have used this faculty chiefly in his correspond ence, although he has been accused of writing a book. This is all the direct evidence that we can j find as to the man's intellectual attainments. '"or in nu uiic in puunc me wno nas so sedulously refrained from putting himself on record. But certainly he has identified himself with progressive men and measures. He is cred ited with a Warwick influence in the framing of the Interstate Commerce commission law, and much progressive state legislation in Texas. Of millionaires who are the most typical product of our present social and industrial order, he is said to have remarked that he does not like their smell. with the county clerk of the "Self Heating Sad Iron company," with Omaha as principal place, of business. A board of survey has been ap pointed to meet at the headquarters of the Department of the Platte to ex amine into, report upon, and tlx the responsibility of the loss of certain property. Mr. Hernia is in receipt of a letter from Mr. Train asking that cuts of the various public buildings be sent to be printed in connection with an article in the Record booming Omaha. M. M. Marshall, president and man ager of Iho Omaha Barb Wire com pany, gave . most pleasant banquet and dance to employes at Hotel Es mond. Mr. and Mrs. K P. Woodworth. Teacher kept me In today because wh"n she sked me who held the world on h's shoulders I said -Map " "You little fool, it was Atlas." "Ain't no little fool. Ain't map and atlsa the same thing"" Baltimore American. from their honeymoon. Thev are at i home at 2219 Ohio street. " j Miss Alice Godd, who has been at tending the Fairfield luminary during the past term, is at home for the holidays. I Dr. E. A. Simmons has just returned j from a four months' tour of the west. I national administration of the post ofliee. When it is charged that postal or ganisations are a menace to the gov ernment business, we point in answer to the testimony of every postmaster general for the past 20 years, ac- i knowledging publicly and with grati- i tude the material assistance :uch bodies have been to them in their ad- ; ministration of the Postonice depait- ! ment. The idea f contrasting postal employes with soldiers in the trei" -lies is not worthy of a man occupying the exalted position of -postmaster general of the I'nited States. Postal em ployes as far as I am able to let rn have no apologies to offer and no fv etises to make for their conduct in our country's hour of stress. They are at the front as volunteers and drafted men. They have furnisher! their full quota in proportion to the i rest of our citizenship and it smacks u little of hitting below the belt to at tempt to set them apart in the minds of the public from the other workers of the country. The postmaster gen eral evidently has overlooked the fact that only officials are exempt from draft as well as from taxation, lrre- i This mornlne I woke me at daybreak. 'I-l,.-. ,.,.4 .....k -.11 ....-..r.l ii-ltl, ItlOI.. lintie to do our full duty as employes l ti,,,, snmvflak-s Vame down so peacefully and as citizens. , u Wasa wonderful sicht: A RCNKOED DEMOCRAT. : Two sparrows huddled for shelter. The Chri-tinas Iesent Problem. I fl"" to my window- pane; .i-..,!.., t-. i- , . ,,.. .1 Hut my thoughts strayed to the battle Omaha, Dec. 15. To the Editor of ftoUl The Bee: It is time to turn our ' And looked at the wounded and slain. "Girlie, you are neglecting your appear, anee. Why is this?" "Algernon doesn't care for me." "Well, don't bito off jour nose to spit your face. Powder It up ami ko after soul other young man." Louisville Courier-Journal. side of your faca shown In tl.e pie- rhotoKrapher Which would you ratln-r have ture ? Girl The outside, of course. I'd look nlca distributing X-ray pictures of myself around, wouldn't I? Louisville Courier-Journal. A CHRISTMAS PRAYER. who were married in Cincinnati the j n "'" tne tacK ot appre.uat on on wit, nr iat mH. ,..,. i ' 'ne Part of our officials, we will con- T he meeting of House and Wilson, according to Harry Wilson Walker, who is a friend of both, was the result of the search by House for a man of national caliber who had the cour age to be progressive. He had observed the struggles and enterprises of Wilson in New Jersey politics, and remarked to Colonel Bryan, who has long been his- friend and hunting com panion, that Wilson seemed to be a real pro gressive. "How docs he strike you?" House asked. "Every time he gets a chance," replied the great Ncbraskan with a rueful smile. He was thinking of the famous "cocked hat letter," of which he was already aware, although the pub lic was not. Nevertheless he gave House a let ter to Wilson, and they met at the Gotham hotel in New York. This meeting took place on the same day as that row. famous in political gossip, between Wilson on the one hand and Colonel Harvey and Marse Henry Watterson on the other, and which 'has resulted in so much bril liant editorial writing in the North American Review and the Courier-Journal This Day in History. 1734 William Floyd, a New York signer of the Declaration of Independ ence, born at Brookhaven, N. Y. Died at Weston, N. Y., Aug. 4, 1821. I 1760 Deborah Sampson, a heroine of the revolutionary war, born at I'lymton. Mass. Died at Sharon, Mass., April 27. 1827. 1771 Littleton W. Tazewell, gover nor of Virginia and I'nited States sen ator, born at Williamsburg, Ya. Died at Norfolk, Va May 6. I860. 1S17 Henry R. Worthington, steam pump inventor, born in New York city, Died at Tarrytown, N. Y., Dec. 17. 1880. 1 S70 Black Sea treaty conference opened in London. 1892 Gen. Henry W. Ililliard, con federate soldier and United States minister to Brazil, died in Atlanta. Horn at Fayetteville, N. C, Aug. 4, 1S0S. 1895 President Cleveland sent to congress his memorable message on Venezuela. 1914 Berlin claimed an important victory for the Germans in the region of Warsaw. 1915 Washington sent a second note to Austria on the Ancona matter. The Day We Celebrate. George N. Roberts, former manager of the Bemis Bag company of Omaha, is 43 years old today. Prince Joachim, the youngest of the German emperor's six sons, born at Potsdam, 27 years 'ago today. William Lyon Mackenzie King, for mer minister of labor of Canada, and more recently assistant to Secretary of AVar Baker at Washington, born at Berlin, Ont., 43 years ago today. William Gilsott Farlow, professor of botany at Harvard university, born in lioston, 73 years ago today. Bear Admiral Richard ("Fighting Dick") Wainwright, V. S. N.. retired, boru in Washington, D. C, 68 years ago toduy. Ennis T. ("Rebel") Oakes, former well known National league base ball player, born at Homer, La., 31 years ago today. thoughts to the annual Christmas gift puzzle. What does the coming of I The world was a Kiav before me; Christinas mean to us? Do we greet . the. approach of what should be the I occasion of unclouded good cheer with I happy and joyous anticipation? No, I let us be honest with ourselves. One I and all we herald its advent with sighs and misgivings, aye, with resent I ment, at the looming spectre of the j troublesome and perplexing problem of selecting gifts to be bestowed upon j people whose wants we do not knw , and whose needs we cannot ascertain. If so many of us do not do our Christ mas shopping early, but defer it until I he last moment, it is mainly for the reason that we do not know what to I buy and dread to mlertake the aim- i less search, winding up finally in des- peration with the haphazard and ill- i i advised purchase of a miscellaneous assortment of articles which in the i majority of cases will prove to be to ; the recipients nothing but disappoint ing; pieces of useless j link. It is hard to break down the bar riers of tradition. Why, in the name of all that is sensible, should there be any delicacy about giving to those whom we wish to remember a gift of money with which they may purchase what they really want and would en Joy, some little luxury, some special thing which they very much desire, but the expenditure for which they ; have not felt justified in making out j of their ordinary income or resources? i Money thus received will be regarded ,' as a special fund, given with the very i object that it may be utilized in ob- j taining those, things which the person I to whom it is given would be happy to have, but which he otherwise would I be unable to obtain. Such a gift has I the double advantage of keeping the! giver's heart free from the rancor which the necessity of performing an unwelcome task with little prospect of a satisfactory result must invuria- 1 I The ground was strewn with dead Whilst mothers' tears fell upon them; And little mouths went all unfed. I leaned my cheek aBatnsf the frost. My hands were numbed with fear; For cuddled cluse within my breast Was all a mother should hold dear. I looked l.;iek into years gone by ; How dilfen nt u.'-s it then" In place of all this cruel ficlit Was 'Teao-' on i'.arth, Guod Will Towar .Men." I must have s!e;it, for wlp-n I wok The gray had sped Into the nlsht; And on my bended Knee I asked That God would soon set things aright. MILDllLD GOODMAN SITZEI!. Shenandoah la. r .y7 - " ."' . ) ) 1 ; Locomotive Auto Oil The Best Oil We Know 55c Per Gallon GRAIN EXCHANGE BLDG. Preaidenl. ( Timely Jottings and Heminders. The American Red Cross Christmas membership drive opens today and Next to his silence, the thins which Has rendered Colonel House most incomprehensible v will continue until Christmas ev to a rnnl i,-,-,, etn,MAJ t.' .-t..- vja.,i.nin .... M. .1... t,..l,A,l,,. r !'- uvMiaiumiu iu ?cii-sci-Mng politicians, is his apparent unselfishness. It is said again and again, with surprise bordering upon incredulity, that he has never held an ofliee, though he might have had many. " - i Austria and Her Loot Brooklyn Eagle.. The proposition that a robber ought to be j clubbed, but that the robber's title to the loot ' he has stored away in a cellar or a cavern must ; be held forever inviolate, is a joy to students of vaudeville major premises and minor premises and conclusions. The identity of a horse chest- ' nut and a chestnut horse, the trinity of a sheet ! of writing paper, an ink-lined plane' and a slow ! pup or lame dog belong to the same category. I Perhaps nothing better or different was to 1 have been expected from the operations of the ! mighty mind of Battle Dob La Follette workin? I on the question of a declaration of war against ! 'our latit Pla Austria. True. La Follette is not distinguished ! )vhen s.hu Secretary MeAdoo is scheduled to speak in Philadelphia today at the ! tirst of the series of "war conferences" 1 to be held throughout the country. The Philippine problem will be the i chief topic of discussion at the IMh I annual, meeting of the Anti-Imperial-j ist league to be held today in Boston. ; Hearing on the western railroad ap plications for 15 per cent Increase in t freight rates, originally scheduled to I take place before the Interstate Com j mercc commission in Washington to day, has been indefinitely postponed. ; "Butch" Maseia, the New York gun j man who is alleged to have fired the j shot that killed Detective George A. Eppley on last primary election day i in Philadelphia, is to be placed on i trial today. "Why Kturyrtte of the Day. The children happened to be pres ent when mother received an appli cant foj the position of nursemaid. were you uis"nargen irom coV" asked the mother, had ascertained after much ingenuity that the applicant had not voluntarily left that place. "Well, ma'am." said the girl, very frankly, "to tell the truth, I sometimes forgot to wash the children, ma'am." Whereupon there came from the children In chorus, "oh. mother, please engage her:" Philadelphia Ledger. ' l Koad J HERE AND THERE. The , oldest I'nited States woman is Mrs. preacher in the I Mary Goddard of as a champion of the vested rights rstahlkheH by time. But he is a perpetual non-sequittir, just the same. The Wisconsin senator retired to his com mittee room to draw up an amendment to the resolution, which, if accepted, would make it pos sible for him to give an affirmative vote. He formulated his amendment. It was a distinct disclaimer of any intention to participate "in any proposals to alter the boutiflaries of the enemy country." But, alas, while La Follette was cogitating and writing and interlining and rewriting, the bell had been rune, th'e vote had ! Hrunawtck. -M. Mrs. Goddard. tliPuith 10 been taken, the resolution had been n.lnnted bv I ye"" ol(1- continues to rreach occasionally 1 iminimeMfi .t . - i- ! to CO ..,,u,,.,.,v.,n .nit, aim sunjiijiifiu procecumgs I interested him no more. i loles. tzechs, Bohemians. Hungarians are virtually ruled from Vienna by a power thev hate. Two-thirds or thereabout of the population of Tricst and the Trentitio arc speakers ot Italian and love Italy. The stealing of Bosnia and Herzegovina is fresh in everybody's mind. So much of their population is really Serbian that Prof. Pupin was not far wrong when he said that of 100,000 Serbians in the United States 99.000 had fled from life under Tie Austrian flag. Aus tria is the one power in the war that has no rea son for existence as, a power if races arc to 'de termine their own national allegiances congregations of Friends. William Hallier of Mauch Chunk. Pa., who is a fearless snake catcher, but is deaf, owes his safety to a peculiar condi tion of the calves of his legs, which al ways set up tremors when snakes are about. His lej,-s are especially valuable to him when a ratWer gives warning, as he can't hear. Thirty-one bills, including the "literacy test" bill, have been passed over a presi dent veto. No bill ss passed over a veto until Tyler- administration. Except ing the "literacy test-' there have been only four in the last 3tl year- one each in Arthur' administration, Cleveland's, Harrison's and Taft'i. AN appetizing dinner i uponleavingOmaha at 6:02 p.m. a good night's rest in a "longer, higher, wider" berth -a breakfast that starts the day right and you step off The Chicago Limited -"No. 6" at 7:45 a. m. in Chicago ready for business. Your jour ney, is over the shortest line, double tracked, protected by electric safety signals via the Chicago, Milwaukee 4 St. Paul Ry. Three other trains for Chicago leave Omaha at convenient hours. Tickdt and tlettxng cm taenaliom at 407 S. 15th SL (E.ilway Exchante Bldg.) Eugene Daal. General ent cnti Name. THE OMAHA BEE INFORMATION BUREAU Waihington. D. C. Enclosed find a 2 -cent stamp, for which you will please send me, rely free, a copy of the book: "The Cornmeal Book." Street Address. City. .State.