Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, December 13, 1917, Page 8, Image 8
THE BEE: OMAHA. THURSDAY. DECEMBER 13. 1917. m1 it I 1 0 II il i -5 n The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSE WATER VICTOR BOSEWATER. EDITOR THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR. Entered t Omaha poBtoffie at leeond-elaas matUr. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION By Carrier. ..per week. Me .. - It" .. " 10r li!!r and SutidT Dally without Hundaj KreuieE snd SuniUf KrdiHK without Biuidlj Kfe Circulitlon iwi.trancui. Bt Malt. er Wi H M ' 4.0 6. 4 on s.oo MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS !(, Awodsted Pm. of which T B li l member, t eieliiiftelj ilSS S uiTfw publication of .11 newt din-lfhej credited t rVStherW creauM In thli paper nd also It. local new lLZ K u All nbt of publication of our ape-dal dispatches re alto referred. REMITTANCE ivm't hr drift, eiiwi or poMal order. Onlr 1-emt stamps taken 1b Jnn.t of .m.U Account. I'rrtorul check, except cm Ooaha and cist e:hans. not accepted. OFFICES .ouncll Waffa-14 N. Mala St. Bt. I'ui--Nw B l of ( tommerc T.inoo!n-Llttie Building. H a.hlniton-nuOSL I CORRESPONDENCE jliMrew imm'mleatlona reUtini to news and editorial matter to Mnha Hie. tditortal Department. NOVEMBER CIRCULATION 58,715 Daily Sunday, 51,884 Areraje circulation for tha mnnth, aubacrlbed and sworn to by Dwlfhl Wllllaiaa. Circulation Manarr. Subaerlbera leavlar tha eity aheuM have Tha Baa mailed to them. Addraaa changed aa eftan aa requeated. The fertile loot field of Loinbardy still re mains a Teuton mirage. A common bond of joy links Italians and rail road men. Both hold the passes.- But labored attempts to disguise liyphenism .vith a Red Cross veneer do not cover anything. Wonder if a "Food-don't-waste-it" billboard nas also been erected on the White House lawn? "Hoover prices" is one of the shop window placards yrt see. Revised upwards or downwards? Without advices to the contrary, it may safely be assumed that the Allies on entering Jerusalem taged a hot time in a real old town. Talk of handling the food speculator his legal Sie graces the daily prints. Meanwhile the spec ator evidently continues business at the old and. Deaf, dumb or blind? The esteemed Dr. Sedotna Paes, leader of the latest revolution in Portugal, tags himself as- a thoroughbred democrat. Finding much inferior timber, the doctor patriotically took over most ot the cabinet. Slowly but surely opponents of war let in the light of national honor and, line up for liberty and humanity. A triumph for autocracy in this struggle would sound the death knell of popular rule throughout the world. Broadway surface can "manned" by women conductor! in fetching regalia feature the new :st decorations along the great white way. "Little old New York" leads 'em all in entertaining visitors from -the back districts. Unfortunately we fear that paper profit on the municipal coal yard is a twin brother to the balance on our municipal Auditorium. A pri vate corporation doing such a thriving business would be advertising for a receivership. The scoreboards of the grocers and bakers carry picturesque rows of figures on prices and profits. Similar reminders front the packers, coal dealers, millers and the wheat market. The Utopia of price, regulation has not. arrived, but is an the way.. Nothing; prevents anyone from selling cheaper than the price fixed by the food administration, provided the sales are not unlimited and condu cive to hoarding. There is no reason, however, a,hy any such articles should be sold cheaper vhen they can rightfully command a full price. In all our various war activities registration of conscripts, Red Cross, Liberty loan, food con servation, war savings newspaper publicity has been vindicated over and over. To put them across the newspaper has been the chief reliance and all other forms of advertising merely sub sidiary, s Stock markets as usual quickly recovered from the slump occasioned by Russia's revolutionary upset Securities affected by the slump repre sent property fundamentally as sound in storm as in sunshine. Real investors need not worry. Only the pikers heed the bears and yield to a shakedown. Amsterdam advices quote the German food dictator as assuring the Prussian lower house that "we have adequate food supplies for the new year." Like assurances in more confident terms were put out from the same quarter a year ago, nevertheless the rations were revised downward every sixty days. The retirement of Mr. Ilaller from the chair manship of the Board of Regents a month be fore the expiration of his term will please Brother Metcalfe. Now will "Met" demand the resigna tion of Senator Hitchcock, for whose flagrant of fense the proof is not even disputed? Or docs jefng elected as a democrat give immunity? Can the Liberty Bonds Be Kept at Par? An interesting although inconclusive debate has been started by the Sacramento Bee as to whether the government could not, and in fair ness should not, take it upon itself to keep the Liberty bonds from falling below par at any and all times. The argument is made, and sounds very plausible, that in disposing of these bonds Secretary McAdoo and those who spoke for him gave assurance that they would be as good as gold and always convertible into cash. "Why then," our Sacramento namesake asks, "should the poor people who put their savings into Lib erty bonds be the victims of Wall street profit eering?" "It is unthinkable," it continues, "that a government which has done what this govern ment has accomplished hasn't brains enough in its employ or at its disposal to map out a defi nite and drastic scheme to checkmate these spec ulators a plan which, while protecting the face value1 of the bonds and guaranteeing full pay ment to holders if they need the money, will, also protect the United States treasury from one vast concerted raid." The trouble is that the government's position in respect to its securities and obligations differs but slightly from that of a private individual. It can forbid the purchase of Liberty bonds at less than par, but it cannot make people buy them, so that to create a par value market without increas ing the interest rate it would have to stand ready to buy the bonds itself, either by accepting them as cash in payment of government taxes and dues or by making them actually convertible into cur rency, which means convertible, into gold, with inevitable depreciation of the currency whenever the treasury gold supply became exhausted. No government on earth has ever heretofore been able to do what the Sacramento paper pro poses and we may be sure, if a legislative talis man could accomplish that object, all the nations of Europe would have resorted to it long ago to keep the loans which they are floating up to face value. While it is all very well to say that a government that has done what ours has done can do something no other government has ever been able to do, that does not change the stubborn facts. The government should and surely will stop speculative manipulation of the Liberty bond market, but to establish and main tain all its securities at face value regardless of the ups and downs of credits aid prices will re quire the repeal of economic laws which no one has ever before been able to set aside or evade. Market Strategy By Fre eric J. Haskin Something Wrong with Our School Board. Manifestly there is something wrong with our school board here in Omaha. We do not mean something wrofig with the, membership of the board, but something wrong with our sys tem of school government, which is making it impossible for us to hold valued members on the board when we once get them there. One after the other men who have been put on the school board because of their high standing and success in business circles and their ability to give the public the benefit of their business ex perience present their resignations and retire. Omaha taxpayers and school patrons can ill af ford to lose the service on the board of men like Mr. Ernst and Mr. Fry and yet it is not fair to demand of them, or of any other business or pro fessional man, the sacrifices which conscientious service on the board calls for. The situation raises anew the question, "What is to be done (to remedy this condition?" and in vites repetition of The Be's former proposal that the system of running our schools be completely recast. What we should have is a school admin istration with an expert feduejrre' as superin tendent of schools in charge of Instruction and a tried and capable executive as business manager in charge of its physical property and financial transactions, subject to a small elected advisory board as a controlling body. The two experts would, of course, have to be paid, and well paid, and the membership in the advisory board con tinue wholly honorary. If there is any place where the centralized control and direct respon sibility of the general manager plan of handling a public institution would work out well it ought to be in the conduct of the schools. Christmas Presents as Usual -Mlaneapolia Journal.- Christmas presents ought to be bought and bestowed this year very much as usual. There s no good reason for changing the custom. 'Suggestions are heard that there should be to interchange of holiday gifts among adults, ind that the children alone should be remem bered by Christmas givers. This idea is based m a misconception of conditions. There is the oest of reasons for maintaining the holiday trade it its usual level. The stores are all organized or it, the goods are all made and ready, there is slenty of money in circulation. If Christmas giving on the usual plan were low to be suddenly abandoned, it would mean .uge losses for manufacturers and retailers, and he necessary discharge of many salespeople and jther employes. This would obviously be a bad ;hing all around. And it is quite unnecessary. War economies have been made as they have iecome necessary, and they will be so made in he future. As the people have adjusted them elves to these war changes in everyday life up o this time, so will they adjust themselves to others hereafter. Meanwhile the best plan is to -ontinue affairs so far as possible on the usual sis, since this causes the least possible disloca tion of trade and consequent losses of far-spreading influence. Sound sense is better than sentiment. Let everyoncbuyChristmas presents as usual For Self-Protection of Autoists. Pity the poor automobile owner. The road way he traverses is not always strewn with flowers. On the contrary he encounters a great many bumps, which as time wears on seem to be unavoidable. The blowout has neter been elimi nated and the infirmities of the gasoline engine are many. The joy ride is not without its come backs, but of all the troubles besetting the auto mobile owner that which originates in the repair shop eclipses them all. The machinist having charge of the average automobile shop may in one sense be likened to the medicine man of the Sioux tribe in that the dope he applies or is said to administer to the diseased engine is a thing in tangible with its quality obscured in mystery. Many of the owners know that this dope is a tem porary cureall, but they do not know what it is or just how it is administered. The quack ma chinist takes advantage of the ignorance of the owner and charges accordingly. The net result is known to every automobile owner in the state. He is to be pitied largely because he is unable to distinguish between the competent repair artist and the impostor. And the time is coming when the state and local authorities will have to weed out the quack automobile medicine mak ers, not only for the projection of the automobile owners, but for that of the regular and reputable repair men as well. This is another fallow field for the plow of the Omaha Automobile associa tion. Much camouflage mingles with tobacco smoke these days to soften the upward tendency of prices. Short crops are said to be the main cause. Government returns mark tobacco as "a record crop," far exceding in value that of last year and double the 1910-14' average. Smokers may take whatever chaff conies over the counter, but the "short crop" label spots a fable. Declaring all exemptions and discharges of drafted men revoked means that practically every case already passed on favorably by the exemp-" tion boards will have to be passed on again, pre sumably with the same result, unless something has happened in the interval to alter the situation. Perhaps this is the only safe way, but it means lots of added work. Old stagers in the international game are not fooled by Teutonic promises of being good in the future. As well expect the tiger to change its stripes without foraging for paint. Amateurs of the Trotzky and Leninc kidney may be suc cessfully miked or decorated with a junker "gold brick," but not the westerners while they are awake. Washington, Dec. 11. Optimistically speak ing, the high price of food has performed one great service to the consumer. It has set his American ingenuity to 'Work inventing means to combat it. During the past year he has dabbled and experimented with many things, including scientific cooking and prohibition; sugarless and meatless days; co-operation and calories; indiges tion, and the delivery of his own groceries. All of which have taught him a thing or two. The American consumer knows more about 'food today than he ever did before. He knows, for example, that, although he belongs to the flesh-eating order of Carnivora George Bernard Shaw to the contrary notwithstanding he will survive a meatless day. Physicians, indeed, no longer afraid of being blacklisted by the corner grocer, have come right out with the brutal state ment that Americans eat too much meat. . The consumer also knows that death does not fol low a sugar famine. He can eat oleomargerine in the place of butter if the latter costs too much; he can skimp on sweet potatoes in a pinch, and he can cultivate! taste tor left-overs. But it can't be said that he enjoys doing it. Thus, recently, the consumer has been trying another mejhod. He has been studying the maf keting game. The question with him as yet is not how many of his favorite dishes he can do without, but by what strategic maneuvers can he buy them at a lower cost? One method re sorted to by consumers in all sections of the coun try during the past year is co-operative buying, which eliminates the retailer's profit. In a small town in New York state, for instance, six women have formed a co-operative club for the purpose of buying wholesale groceries. One woman buys a barrel of flour and divides it among the other members of the club. The next woman buys 12 dozen eggs from a farmer at a minimum cost'and distributes those among the other women. The third woman buys a case of soup; the fourth woman a barrel of sugar; the fifth woman a bar rel of apples, and the sixth woman six hams di rect from a pork products house. The sixth woman, of course, docs not always buy hams. Sometimes her purchase is canned goods or grape fruit or oranges. The fifth woman also buys a variety of products voted for by the other club members, and so does the fourth woman, since the six families do not use a bar rel of sugar a month. Every two'weeks this club holds a business meeting. Each woman brings with her a small bank. The members discuss the supplies they will need for the next two weeks, consulting the catalogues from mail order firms and the price lists from various wholesale dealers. They com pare these with the prevailing retail prices. One woman suggests, for instance, that one house is offering a special reduction on 30 pounds of but ter that will save each member a dollar on the retail price. A vote is taken; all the women are in favor of buying the butter, and each puts her share of the expenses in the first woman's bank. The next suggestion may deal with a great op portunity in canned peaches, or turnips, or stuffed olives. Again a vote is taken, the indi vidual contributions placed in one woman's bank, and so on until every woman has some purchase to make. The flour, the eggs and the soup are bought regularly every month. When the supplies arrive they are delivered at the houses of the women who bought them, and the other members come and get their shares. That is, all the women go to Mrs. Jones to get their flour, to Mrs. Smith for their eggs, and to Mrs. Brown for their soup. This particular co-operative club has been extremely successful until the last lew months, when shipments have been so delayed that such buying was no longer practical. The women had all 'known each other since they were chil dren; they were to be relied upon when it came to the matter of paying bills, and each member had an equal" share in the responsibility. Unfortunately, the same thing cannot be said of all co-operative buying clubs. There is no doubt but that a great reduction may be accomplished- in buying food, in large quantities, but it is usually difficult to get the co-operation systematized. In this club the members paid in advance for their supplies. Most people are un willing to do that." Then, too, every woman had to go after her share if she wanted it. In most clubs the person who buys the food distribute;! it or else forgets to, and when he does the people do not have the right change, so that he must cither be suspicious and carry it home again, or leave it and run the risk of being an unwilling philanthropist. Somebody is usually to use a fascinating idiom the goat. The club generally disbands with a large supply of material on hand which he can never use, with his bank account, instead of the high cost of living, reduced, -with a penal sentence hanging over his head for hoarding, and on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Such dramatic instances are not rare. They occur in epidemics. The rare co-operative club is one which is run on an unfriendly business basis, with everybody doing, paying for and get ting his share. Yet co-operative buying, when it is co-operative, so far is the consumer's best solution for H. C. L. Buying in bulk is the greatest strategy the consumer can employ, either in a club or as an individual, providing he does not commit the crime of hoarding. Some families that use quan tities of cereals are certainly justified in buying them wholesale from the mail order nouses or factories, if by so doing they can save money. The quantities should not be so large, however, that they will keep the family in cereals for the next three years. Not long ago the janitor of an apartment house reported to the United States food com mission the fact that two tenants in the house had four barrels of sugar stored in the basement lockers. At this time thousands of people in the city were using maple syrup instead of sugar, doing without sugar and standing in long, weary, irritable lines for sugar, while these two apart ment house dwellers were 'comfortable in the knowledge that they were supplied for two years. These people had indeed saved money that is, they would have if the food commission had not promptly confiscated the sugar fqir it cost them only 7 cents a pound when the retail price was 10. But their saving was not legitimate. They were saving at other people's expense. On the other hand, take the dase or a couple with four children who naturally require large supplies of food. They use six boxes of cereal a week, five pounds of butter, several dozen eggs and a large quantity of flour, as well as canned goods. The mother of this family orders her supplies over the telephone from the nearest Tetailcr. She orders for one day at a time, and she does not go over the grocery slips. Her food bills are enormous, or were until a domestic science teacher made her acquaintance not long ago and insisted upon proving to her that she could cut the bills in half bv ordering her sup plies in bulk instead of a little bit at a time. Higbt in the Spotlight. Frederick H. Gillett, who is acting as republican leader in the national house of representatives, has been the member from the Second Massa chusetts district since 1893. Mr. Gil lett is a native of the Bay State and a graduate of Amherst college and the Harvard Law school. His first nomination for congress in 1892 was not considered a strong one and the democrats at one time In the cam paign had hopes of overturning the di-strict. From the beginning of his first term, however, Mr. Gillett has trrnwn in the eonflripnee nf his con stituency, which has returned him to Washington by an increased plurality tit each nuccessive election. He is & good parliamentarian, to which fact is due his present selection as the re publican floor leader. One Year Ago Today In the War. United States interpreted German note as request to act simply as peace messenger for Teutonic powers. Dutch section of League of Neu tral Nations Issued urgent appeal to people of America to intervene in be half of Belgians. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago. A charity ball at Masonic hall was given by a number of women, most of whom belong to Harmony assembly No. 9379 of the Knights of Labor. About 150 couples were present. Dick Cooper, engineer at the Grand fJ.ff? People and Events The problem of standardizing heart values for the purpose of stabilizing prices in breach of promise suits apparently defies solution. A Cleveland miss raises the limit to $300,000. Here tofore New York held the record at $250,000, netting the fair young plaintiff $100,000 oi an octogenarian's fat roll. Long-haired and short-haired vocalists, tak ing Senator Gronna at his own estimation, flocked to North Dakota and worked up an anvil chorus against the government for going to war. A score or more of the home grown knockers have been convicted. Others are on the way. Mrs. Kate O'Hare, socialist lecturer, has been f convicted of obstructing the draft law and the ! nnhliiiher nf "litn lant Ipmc " TNcnnrL- a fine of $2,500 for polluting the federal mails. Things are getting so patriotic up there that swinging the hammer on I'nclc Sam is no loneer i esteemed a fashionable tunetiY " " opera house, gave a surprise party to his son John H. and his daughter Polly at his residence 509 North Thirteenth street. The admission of South Omaha to the cities of the second class, first order, means an advance in the sal aries of all officials except the police men. The committee- appointed to pro cure hose for the lire company ot .South Omaha has decided to purchase 1,000 feet and will receive bids until Friday next, when the award will be made. The Seward Street Methodist Epis copal church will be dedicated on Sunday morning, December 18, by Kev. Dr. Fawcett of Chicago. M. L. Roeder, manager of the Na tional Life Insurance company of Ver mont, left for the east to be gone for 10 days. The cable switch at Tenth and Leavenworth streets is nearly com pleted, as is the turn at Tenth and Harney streets. Bishop Sharpe of the Mormon church at Salt Lake City, also gen eral superintendent of the Utah Cen tral railroad and director of the Union Pacific, arrived In Omaha in his pri vate car. Tliis Day In History. 1818 Mary Todd, who became the wife of Abraham Lincoln, born at Lexington, Ky. Died at fcipringtleld, 111.. July 16, 1882. 1836 Phillips Brooks. Episcopal bishop of Massachusetts and famous pulpit orator, born in Boston. Died there January 23, 1893. 1836 Franz von Lenbach, who was called the "Painter of Bismarck." born in Bavaria. Died in Munich, May 6, 1904. 1867 Twelve persons killed and many injured in an explosion of gun powder set by Fenians against the wall of Clerkenwell prison in Londbn. 1898 Sir William Vernon Harcourt resigned the leadership of the Brit ish liberal party. i 1892 Mrs. Julia Dent Grant, wid ow of President Grant, died in Wash ington. Born In St. Louis January 26, 1826. ' 1914 British submarine entered the Dardenelles and torpedoed a Turkish battleship. 1915 British took over French front near River Somme. The Pay We Celebrate. Daniel Baum, jr., was born in Lin coln December 13, 1877. P. A. Valentine, one of the big men of Armour & Co., was born in Scot land 56 years ago. Daniel E. Jenkins, head of the Presbyterian Theological seminary in Omaha, Is celebrating his 51st birth day today. Dr. A. Lawrence Lowell, president of Harvard university, born in Boston 61 years ago today. Dr. Edwin F. Ladd, president of North Dakota Agricultural college and now one of the federa. food ad ministrators, born at Starks, Me., 58 years ago today. John II. Patterson, millionaire cash register inventor and manufacturer, born near Dayton, o 73 years ago to day. Emll Seidel, socialist leader and former mayor of Milwaukee, born at Ashland, Pa., 53 years ago today. Dr. Samuel Fallows, bishop of the Reformed Episcopal church, born in Lancashire, England, 82 years ago today. Timely Jottings and Reminders. Today is the 296th anniversary of the first Thanksgiving day ever held in America.. The National American Woman Suffrage association will today begin the real business of its 4 9th annual convention in Washington. Tho New York woman suffrage party will Inaugurate -a series of free lectures in New, York City today to teach the new women voters the A, U, C's of citizenship. Storyette of the Day. Reference at a social affair was i made to the ingenuity of school chil- j dren In getting around difficult ques tions, when Congressman Frank Les ter Greene of Vermont recalled a tit ting anecdote. One afternoon the teacher of a pul Hc school was instructing a Juvenile class in geography and after others, had answered various questions she turned to if small boy named Jimmy. "James," said she, "describe to mi' the route you would take if you were going to Bermuda." "Yes, ma'am," returned Jimmy a little doubtfully. "1 would go to New York and then and then " "Yes, Jimmy," interposed the teacher. "What would you do then?" "Why, 1 would get on a steamer," answered 'Jimmy, with a happy in spiration, " and leave the rest to the captain." Philadelphia Telegraph. The Burleson Report. Somewhere In the United States f censored) To the Editor of The Bee: The press reports quote Postmas ter General Burleson s declaring "the organization of postofflce orjos tal employes has become, a menace, or Is rapidly becoming' a menace, to pub lic welfare." Strange, that Mr. Burle son has just discovered this fact, espe cially so as, if our memory serves us right, it has only heen a few days since the American Federation of La bor, In national convention, branded him and his administration of postal affairs as the most incompetent in the history of the United States. Mr. Burleson says "we are Justly compensated, receiving more than three times as much as those fighting in the trenches." Why did he not add and less than one-tenth as much as some incompetent politicians lit Washington who ought to be in the trenches for the good of the postal Bervice. Speaking of surplus, a few years 'ago Mr. Burleson started his econ omy program by reducing a number of the older carri. rs to collectors and also reducing the salaries from $1,200 to 11,000 per year. He discontinued rural routes and city carrier service and turned in a splendid surplus at the expense of service and the clerks and carriers drawing $900 to $1,200 per year ad tw-n, going before con gress, pointed with pride to his four assistant postmaster generals and witli a "we-did-it" air asked congress to grant his four assistants a slight increase of about $3,000 each per year. He cut down the $1,200 men in order to raise the $4,500 per year men in Washington. Thank goodness our congressmen were either Vlnly or un duly influenced to veto his program on that occasion. In order to further eliminate partisan politics he sug gests civil ser ice for all presidential postmasters. Why not include the higher-ups and make It include post master general and his assistants? On a competitive examination basis we believe the service could furnish sev eral at least as well or better quali fied than the present incumbents. Assuring the public of the good will and continued service of the postal employes. ONE OF THEM. Locomotive Auto Oil The Best Oil We Know 55c Per Gallon rbe L Vholas OA Company GRAIN EXCHANGE BLDG. freaident. - S that Satisfies Hi Psychology of the War. Omaha, Dec. 12. To the Editor of The Bee: Many people seem to think that psychology is something of a magical nature and to them the word suggests only the things that pertain to wizardry and mesmerism and hyp notism. Anything, animate or inani mate, that induces a mind or soul to act or causes a mental condition or state or attiudo produces a psychic effect. H has been said that leaders of Germany have consciously and de liberately sought to gain advantages in other countries by psychologic op eration upon the minds of the people and to some extent have succeeded in that effort in Russia, Jtaly and America. Is our nation making any effort of this kind? Our leading men ' and women are trying with all their might to influence the minds of men. but not by the "black art" or by jug- ! glery or cunning or any other form ' of deception. ,' The one person in all the world who : now has the greatest opportunity for : great psychic effects is the president; or me unuea states, ji seems prop able that he is conscious of this fact and has entered upon the great task of so directing the forces of thi: na tion as to form the mental attitude of the leading thinkers of the world to the approval and acceptance of such fundamental principles of government as would, in practical application, es tablish peace and promote prosperity throughout the world, if it is true that this nation is not in the war as a belligerent following such motives and customs as have directed the ef forts of selfish and greedy nations, but is trying to hold the attitude of a peacemaker with force enough to command respect and already has modified the ideas of belligerents on both sides, then we shall see before long that a world power holding an honest and unselfish attitude and pleading for the adoption of the eter nal principles of righteousness can produce important psychic effects. 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"My little granddaughter had a skin trouble that dame first in large red spots and then turned into blisters, that were mostly on her face, but some were on her back, and the skin was sore and red. The blisters burned and itched, an noying the child a great deal. She was cross and fretful, and did not res: well at night. Theerup tion disfigured her face for the time being a lot. "Then we used Cuticura and I used one cake of Cuticura Soap and one box of Cuticura Ointment, when she was healed." (Signed) Mrs. Nan Faulk, Wortbington, Ind., March 5, 1917. Prevent further trouble by using Cu ticura Soap for the toilet. For Free Sample Each by Return Mail address post-card : " Cuticura, Dept. H, Boston." Sold everywhere. Soap 25c. Ointment 25 and 50c. 7z 7& m m ?z For Christmas v. SMILING LINES. "Are you economizing at your house?" "So. The table has become so scant that everybody. la eating expansive luncheona and suppers downtown." Washington Star. "Did they entertain you wellT" "Very. They not only aerved a good din ner, but they had coal enough to keep the house comfortably warm." Detroit Free Press. "l went Into a town lately where I found there were a lot of supended banks." "Good gracious! Whs the town bankrupt?" "No: patriotic. They were banks of bunt ing." Baltimore American. An editor received this letter from a fresh youth: Kindly tell me why a girl always closes her eyes when a fellow kisses her? To which the editor replied: If you will send us your photograph we m;ij- be ublo to tell you the reason. I'utt, Mason & Hamlin Pianos, Kranich & Bach Pianos, Vose M & Sons Pianos, Kimball Pianos, Bush & Lane Pianos, Cable- Nelson Pianos, from $265 and better. ' M Hospe Player Pianos, $475 and up. 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