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J THE BEE: OMAHA, 'TUESDAY, DECEMBER 11, 1917. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNIXG) EVEXIXG SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR. Entered at Omaha poitoffic a aeeond-elasa matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION , Bf Csrrter. Dairy and BundtT per weei. l) IHUy without Suediy J Eventac and Sundu . 1J Ktennu without Sunday.... Huadu Km otllv Bt Mall, rtr .fear. Is 0 4.00 ' .0O 400 I. oo Send notice of ehwVof'iddM'or'irreulrtt ta delinry to Onaba Be Clrculatloa Department. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS T Associated Prem. of whMi The Bee ii member. It eiclmjw!; HiUtlwl to tin n for imWIritlon of all d1rtrhni credited l it or not otherwise cradiud la tills paper and aim the local news PuMlriied hmin. All riUU of pubiicatiso of our special dlapalrtas arc also reserted. REMITTANCE Remit ar draft, npren or postal ordr. Only J-eent tumpa taken In Iiaynent of until aoonunta l'anonal check, eicept oo Omaha and uattm exchange, not accepted. OFFICES Oraaha The Be BulMinr. (TiicafOPawIe's Ota Bulldlnl. Homh Omaha 1 N f- New Vora-JM Fifth Are. Council HlutTt 14 N. Main St. St. Ixniln New B of Commerce. Uaoola Little Buildinf. Waahlnaton UU O ftc , CORRESPONDENCE Address eonmoiteaUani wl.tint to new and editorial natter to Oiaaha Bee, Editorial .Department. NOVEMBER CIRCULATION 58,715 Daily Sunday, 51,884 Arerae eirrnletlm for the rowith, anbaertbed and iwora to by Dwlfbt Willlasia, CtroolaUoa Manaaer. 5nbacribra leaving the city should have The Be mailed ta then. Addresa changed aa often as roquet ted. Lick . saving stamps and help lick the kaiser. Halifax tops the list of calamities chargeable . to the human factor. More's the pity. . So long as the rush continues recruiting offi cers! need not worry about winter drafts. Political boomlets launched in December in sure a moderate supply of material for primary planting. 1 Remember the helpless war sufferers abroad, but don't forget the unfortunate deserving poor at home. ; " The claim of Immunity of destroyers from submarine attack due to light draft gets a death blow in the wreck of the Jacob Jones. The era of stabilized prices is at hand. It re mains to be keen, how those who sought that goal in peace timet vindicate the principle in war. Count Luxburg reached home safely, thanks to the courtesy of the Allies. The latter es teemed short rations at home sufficient punish ment for a clifmsy plotter. ' It is the irony of fate that the Mockett law, by which the kaiserites forced the teaching of German in the grammar grades of our public schools, bears the trade mark, "Made-in-Llncoln." I Fuel , dictators hereabouts might ease the strain on the job by swinging the club on the region suspected of sending out blizzards. Fuel conservation loses its "pep" la the face of a zero drive. ' :i , -JS ( ' A British general in pajamas caught in the Teutonic comeback at Cambrai fought his way through scattered groups of the enemy to safety. My word, what a scrap there would have been had the Britisher all his togs on. Only two and a half months remain for mak ing up the deficit of 300 degrees of heat in the' normal weather year' An honorary membership in the , fuel conservation movement for the weather clerk ,might prove a paying investment. The presence of British and .-French troops on the Italian front evidenced in practical fash ion allied unity and co-operation all along the lines from the Adriatic to the North Sea. The fact clinches another nail in the . Hohenzollern ' coffin, ' . , ' Brazil's experience with Teutonic schemers is the foundation of drastic measures of national safety. The knowledge of German national char acter revealed by the war constitutes a beacon light safeguarding the future of democracy the world oven ; . f It is newspaper advertising that mobilizes the army of Christmas shoppers to purchase what they want where they want at best prices and with least loss oi time and energy. Watch the announcements in The Bee of the merchants who are acting as Santa Claus' assistants. ; A correspondent calls 1 attention! to the fact that the maintenance of a separate postoffice at Florence is needlessly costing its patrons an ex tra cent on every letter mailed to Omaha to say nothing of keeping that section of tlw city out of the carrier delivery district. -Time (or the postoffice to embrace the fact that Florence has been annexed. a ; ' j Judging by Self -New York Journal ( Cammerta - It has been a popular retort between persons, when onecharges another with an evil intent or a bad motive; "You judge other folks by yourself." There is a certain sound philosophy in that. It is natural for a vicious person to suspect others of a similar vicious tendency. The dishonest suspect the honesty of others. A brutal person does not; understand the kindly and has rather a contempt for them. ,On the other hand the truth ful are apt to be too trusting and unsuspicious and the wellmeaning , are sometimes easily im posed upon. The general character of a people is deter mined by the qualities of the persons who make it up. Nations have each a character of its own and this is a sort of consolidation of personalities. We are reminded of this by various charges which are made just now against the United States and its president by newspapers and public speakers in Germany whose utterances are cabled over. To us, many of the assertions in regard to facts seem ridiculous and the opinions expressed simply absurd. Just ' now ' a prominent news paper in Cologne is 1 quoted as attributing to President Wilson the ambition to be a great ruler. Heris said to aspire "fo figure as the great man of insight, energy and power," and to wish to be "president of the supreme, court of, the world and judge of the highest court of justice and humanity.".- . It is common to get from such sources many repetitions of the judgment that the United States came to be eager to get into the war with the purpose of conquest and domination and expects to gain great wealth and power as the result These things seem surprising to us, simply be cause they show such an utter lack of understand ing or appreciation of the real character of Am erica and its people. It really comes from the na tional character so assiduously cultivated in Ger many, especially in the rising generation and that which matured just before it It is a clear, case of a natiol judging other folks by itself. What of Russia? The latest news out of Russia is far from re assuring for t''ose who hoped the ill-fated people ci that country would reap immediate benefits from throwing off the centuries-old yoke of monarchy. So far as Russia being of further help in putting down the German war dragon, for which it held out fair promise at the start, people best informed of conditions there have given up expectations. There was reason to hope, however, that the emancipated Russians would develop enough self-control to organize a gov ernment capable of holding the domestic situa tion in hand and Heep off the rocks of civil war. That hope, too, seems pow doomed to disappoint ment, for the present outlook shows nothing but chaos in Russia and no one can tell whether out of it will emerge a new government substituting for that of the czar or a disintregation into six; to a dozen smaller states divided on linguistic or territorial lines and accepting such rulers as may seize the power and maintain themselves. The truth is few of us over here have' any adequate conception of the vast expanse of the old Russian empire and the heterogeneous ele ments that make up its population or of the abys mal ignorance of its peisantry, who' constitute the yast majority. We do not appreciate the fact that for these peasants everything centers around the possession of the land which they tilt and which is the political stock in trade of the fac tional leaders at Petrograd competing for peas ant favor, each trying to promise more than the other. A survey of the situation made only last month by a keen observer, writing from Odessa, suggests the difficulties ahead in the "cruel disap pointment that awaits the bulk of the peasants who have been led to imagine that after the war every man is to receive from 20 to 30 desiatines of land," with thisfurther illuminating comment: "In regard to the, war the ideas of the peas ants are far from clear, owing to their lack of education and the limited range of their politi cal vision. All are anxious for peace, which will bring back the members of the family ab sent at the front and hasten the advent of the agrarian millennium, 1 Whether peace is to be made separately or in concert with Russia's al lies, after a victorious conclusion of the war, is a question which concerns them little. It is simply a waste of words to tell them that the future of democracy at home and abroad de pends upon the issue of the war, that the suc cess df Germanywould entail the triumph of militarism and despotism in Europe and that newly liberated Russia could not abandon the sister democracies in the great struggle with out detriment to its safety, its honor and its place in history. They know and care nothing about thete things nor is there anything sur prising in this when we remember that till yes terday the rustics were never expected to con cern themselves with political questions, exter nal or internal,' they were treated as children and politically they are children still. Their summum bonum is the possession of abundance of land which will enable them to lead a com fortable and somewhat indolent life in the fu ture." J' . To make the. people fight for the boon of de mocracy,' which they little understand and, for which they care less, is plainly out of the ques tion. If the liberty wanted is merely the liberty to appropriate the land they would as soon secure it through some petty local ruler as from a rep- 'resenative government of their town in a far away imperial capital. Let us not expect too much of Russia. . j , ' . r- -I'-.JL- .' I ' German in the Lincoln Public, Schools. , Th fierce controversy raging in Lincoln for some time past over the teaching of German in the lower, grades of the public schools has appar ently so far gotten, nowhere. German was elimi nated from the grammar grades in Omaha before the present school year opened by our school board taking the bull by the horns and bluntly refusing to act on the petitions filed under the so-called Mockett law. Down in Lincoln, it de velops, continuance of German instruction has not fven that excuse, because no petitions were filed' as the law requires. , Yet the school board there' hesitates to move under pretext that to cut out German might lead to a transfer of some of the pupils to parochial schools, where in struction is given chiefly,' if not wholly, in Ger man. ' x' ' i The issue raised about teaching German in the public schools can, of course, be easily overdone. For ourselves we see no bugaboo in Americans learning the German language, which will be a valuable acquirement after the war, as it was before,' for those who have use for it, but we do not think the teaching of German should be permitted to interfere with the thorough Ameri canization of our foreign-born population and their children by putting it into the grade schools, and if the exclusive teaching of parochial school children in a foreign language' interferes with this Americanization jt, too, should be stopped so they may be given the same opportunity as the public school pupils to learn the language of their own country. . Instead of waiting on the parochial schools to lead off the Lincoln authorities should go ahead the same as did the Omaha school board and formulate and pursue their own public school program regardless of possible competition, of private schools,, which will have to answer for themselves elsewhere. Steel Horses. . Eighteen million horses n 6,000,000 Ameri can farms ate enough grain In the last year to feed 40,000,000 people, or about one-third of the population of the United States. , - " These significant figures from the Department of Agriculture at Washington assume vast impor tance in the light of the government's propagan dutn to increase the production of food during the war.' . However, due to many causes, ,cbiefv among them the "tendency of the up-to-date fanner to motorize his farm, horses are becoming fewer and fewer every day of the year and this seems a blessing. Every horse that gives way to the modern mechanical "beast of burden," the farm tractor, is helping to defeat the enemy by con serving his daily ration of oats, bran and corn. x Without food and without means of produc ing food.' we' cannot win the war. Hence the farm tractor becomes a necessity of war. It is the farmer's machine gun, long-range cannon and airplane. It is his means of fighting. It does the work of several teams and men, works twenty-four hours a day and every season of the year, never gets tired and does not eat food that should go to thcarmies in France. - The, farm tractor, being a necessity of wart should receive the same - consideration that is : given to guns, munitions and Liberty motors. Steel must be had for the manufacture, of trac , tors and unless priority is given W mikers will be unable to produce in quantities sufficient to help the fanner. w i ' " " ' ' Kaledines, Konuloff. Kerenskyl '"A Koniing Kombination radiafct with allied hopes. When the Fighting . t Man Comes Home By Frederic J . Haskin x Washington, D. C, Dec 9. The man who is now about to leave Ms home, family and chosen work for the business of war, whether as a con script or as a volunteer, may derive comfort from the knowledge that his fellow citizens are going to do everything of which money and brains are capable to restore him to the place he left and make good whatever he may sacri fice of time, health and opportunity. Unlike the soldiers of other American wars, bt is not going to be chucked into a soldiers' home or turned loose with an inadequate pension and a wOoden leg. Public opinion is awake to the tremendous sacrifices which war involves and to the fact that the common man who goes to the front is the one upon whom that sacrifice chiefly falls. This new public sense of respon sibility is manifested in a wide range of govern ment plans for. the" care of the soldier, not only while ne is fighting, but after he has fought. During the present session of congress a bill is going to be presented, and probably passed at once, providing for a co-ordination of all these activities.. This co-ordination will probably take the form "of a board which will administer the affairs of every returned American soldier until he is restored, as nearly as may be, to the place in society that he left to go to war. The conscripted man tnay regard himself as a bit of material which has been taken up by a great machine to be carried through the proc ess of war and back to the starting point. The unique quality of this war machine is its com pleteness. It is not going to drop its(Jiuman ma terial haphazard when the process is over, but will carry it through a circle. The returned sol dier will not only have government aid and en couragement in getting back, to a normal place in life; he will be trained for that place under 'military discipline and kept in it under govern ment protection. What happened after the civil war is a good example of what must not be allowed to hap pen after this war. Civil war veterans who wanted land were given script which entitled them to certain parts of the public area. Having immediate need for money, they sold the script to speculators in many instances. Those who were injured were summarily fitted with arti ficial limbs, which fit the stump, but did not fit any occupation. Many of them kept their wooden legs and rubber arms for Sunday wear, doing their work as best they could without. Many that might have been taught to work were herded into so-called homes and kept in uncomfortable idleness for the rest .of their, lives. Many who received pensions were exploited by their em ployers, who paid them not what they wer worth, but what they could live on with the help of their pensions, while political influence enabled thousands who had no substantial claim to fatten on the pension roll at the expense of those who reallyneeded aid. Every problem indicated by these mistakes is now being studied or worked out. The new pen sion plan, providing insurance for the soldier, was the first and most elementary step. It is an .accomplished fact, but it is only the beginning. The soldier who wants land is to have land and in such a way that no one can take it from him. The Grosser bill, which provides a plan for colo nizing soldiers on lands owned by the govern- 1 I 1 t? i C T ' t. mem, nas ocen enaorsea oy secretary oi i-auui Wilson and will probably form the basis of leg islation designed to provide farms for those sol diers who want thorn and are able to use them. Just now the problem of what to do with the man who rtiirns from war physically incapaci tated is esptcially engaging the attention of the government, Th new federal board for voca tional education is making a special stuHy of this problem and the army medical corps U getting ready to handle it in the broadest possible way. , It should be understood .that the man who is re-educated so that he can Wo his work in spite of his injuries does not thereby sacrifice his pen sion. His pension is as sure a thing as a 'paid-up insurance policy. He is to be given this finan cial reparation for whatever he suffers and then trained and physically repaired so that his handi cap, will be reduced to a minimum; Private charity is not to be allowed to lay its bungling hand upon this task either. It is es sentially a job to be done by the government, which is to say, by the people for themselves. The m5ney that does it is made by the people anyway and to let millionaires endow institu tions for the work is merely to sacrifice effi ciency and nation-wide co-ordination without gaining anything. The millionaire is not to be allowed to pamper his ego at the expense of the man who has made sacrifices for his country. One endowment of large i proportions has been made for this work by an American rich man and he has sent experts to Europe to study the ques tion." But it has been determined that he will not get any human material to play ith out of ,the American army. The responsibility of the government does not end when the returned soldier has been repaired and re-educated. He must then either be given land in such a way that it cannof be taken away from him or given a job in which he cannot be exploited. Large corporations, with character istic far-sighted greed, have seen the opportuni ties for money-making which the exploitation of returned soldiers offers. In Canada, for exam ple, a great motion picture concern offered to take over a large number of these wounded men. It was found that they had a comprehensive plan for using the one-legged as ticket takers, the one armed to turn the handles of the film rolls, the mentally deranged, perhaps, to write the scena rios. At any rate they were going to give all of these veterans nice jobs and pay them low wages. Nothing like that was allowed to hap pen in. Canada nor will it be allowed to happen in this country. A government board, similar to the English advisory wage board, will be or ganized to protect the returned American soldief from such exploitation. The Permanent Solution St. Louis Globe Democrat' We have n? doubt that congress has adequate war powers for handling the intricate railway situ ation, which is causing such present distress and such grave, concern for the future, without alter ing the manner of incorporation of railways or disturbing "ownership The clamor for govern ment Ownership is not being raised by persons chiefly desirous of surmounting actual difficulties, Government'- ownership ,would merely bring a worse set' of evils. The practical solution is com plete federal control unhampered by state inter ference. This control should be centrally exer cised without regard for the Sherman act,' or for any of the red tape regulations of the Interstate Commerce commission, hoewver valuable they may be in ordinary times. The most advantageous use of equipment, tracks and yards, not by per mission, but by direction, is a public necessity in the present crisis. . The present situation illustrates the wisdom of the too much neglected declaration of the repub lican national platform last year. We quote the entire section on transportation: fterstate and intrastate transportation have become so inter woven that the attefnpt to apply two and often several sets of laws to its regulation has, pro duced conflicts of authority, embarrassment in op eration and inconvenience and expense to the pub lic The entire transportation system of the Coun try has become essentially national. We therefore, favor such action by legislation, or,. if necessary, through amendment to the constitution of the United States, as will result in placing it under ex clusive federal control." v The clear inference from several supreme court decisions, some of them rendered subsequent to the adoption of the platform, is that congress has ample " power, underv the interstate commerce clause of the constitution, to place the railways under federal. control. - 1 Right in the SpotUgbt John K. Tener, who Is slated for re-election as president of the Na tional League of Base Ball Clubs at its annual mettSpg In New York today, Is now completing a five-year term as the executive head of that organiza tion. Mr. Tener is a notable example of the , professional player who has become an influential man of affairs after 'retiring from the game. A na tive of Ireland, he came to America in early boyhood and at 22 made his debut aa a ball player. For several seasons he played with National league clubs. In 1890 he retired to engage in business in Charleroi, Pa, In 1909 he was elected to congress and two years later he was the success ful republican candidate for governor of Pennsylvania, Mr. Tener is a past grand exalted ruler of the Order of Elks. One Tear Ago Today in the War. General Robert Nivelle succeeded General Joffre in command of the French armies in the field. Germany answered American pro test against deportation of Belgians, claiming It was an economic necessity and not contrary to international law. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago Today. . Trie "Big Four," comprising Jake B. Smith,' Bloomington, 111.; Charles McMahon, Lincoln, Neb.; Frank L. Taylor, Marshalltown, and J. W. Pick ering, Boston, Mass., are at the Mil lard. The ladies' waiting room at the South Omaha depot was opened to the public for the first time. The basement of the First Congre gational church is finished and the society moved into Its new home. C. V. Balnsford, popular and well known treasurer for Peycke Bros., will remain in the. city until after the holidays. The far west representatives of Omaha's wholesale houses are comln? In to spend the holiday vacation in kthe Gate City. Grading contractors are taking ad vantage of the present fine weather to complete their contracts and a full force is at work on the streets. The First Presbyterian church of South Omaha was formally dedicated, Rev. W. W. Harsha, D. D., preaching the sermon. This Day in Illstory. 1750 Isaac Shelby, soldier and governor of Kentucky, for whom the military training camp at Hattiesburg, Miss., is named, born near Hagers town, Md. Died in Kentucky July 18, 1828. 1783 Day of thanksgiving in the United States, appointed by congress "for liberty achieved." 1797 Hiram Pauling-, one of the first American naval officers to hold the rank ,of rear admiral, born near Peekskill. N. Y. -Died at Huntington, N. Y October 20, 1878. 1822 George David Cummins, founder and first bishop of the Re formed Episcopal church, born at Smyrna, Del. Died at Lutherville, Md., June 28, 1876. 1861 A great fire at Charleston, S. C, caused a property loss of $5,000, 000. 1914 General Botha announced that the South African rebellion was virtually ended. 1915 French battered down Ger man trenches on heights of the Meuse. The Day We Celebrate. Guy Liggett, who runs the Panto rium, Is 42 years old today. Calvin C. Valentine, pioneer court reporter, was born in Keosauqua, la., 63 years ago. Elizabeth, the exiled queen of the Belgians, born in1 Bavaria 42 years ago today. Ellen Key. famous Swedish writer and feminist, born in the Swedish province of Smaland 68 years ago to day. Most Rev. Henry Moeller, Catholic archbishop of Cincinnati, born in Cin cinnati 68 years ago today. Le Baron R. Briggs, president of Radclifte college, bom at Salem, Mass., 62 years ago today. Fred Toney, pitcher of the Cincin nati National league base ball team, born at Atlanta, Ga., 28 years ago to day. Fred Anderson, pitcher of the New York National league base ball team, born at Calahan, N. C, 30 years ago today. Timely Jottings and Reminders. Members of the Japanese financial and economic mission will be en tertained at dinner tonight by the Japan society of New York. An apple show will be a special fea tup of the 60th annual meet'ng of the Missouri State Horticultural soci ety, which begins today In Kansas City. William J. Bryan of Nebraska, Gov ernor Arthur Capper of Kansas and Senator. William E. Borah of Idaho are announced among the prominent speakers to address today's session of the Anti-Saloon league convention in Washington. . Governor Charles S. Whitman of New York is to address the Brooklyn republican organization tonight and It is rumored in political circles that he may take advantage of the occa sion to- say something about va third term for himself. Wives of the members of President Wilson's cabinet are to give a recep tion tonight at the Willard hotel in Washington in honor of Rev. Anna Howard Shaw and Mrs. 'Carrie Chap man Catt respectively honorary presi dent and president of the National American Woman Suffrage agsocia-. tion. Storyette of the Day. Two insurance agents a Yankee and an Englishman were bragging about their rival methods. The Brit isher was holding forth on the sys tem of prompt -payment carried out by his people no trouble, no fuss, no attempt to wriggle out of settlement "If a man died tonight," he con tinued, "his widow would receive her money by the first post tomorrow j morning." "You don't say?" drawled the Yan- I kee. "See here, now; you talk of ; prompt payment! Waal, our oillce is ! ton the third floor of a building 49 stories high. One of our clients lived in -that forty-ninth story, and he fell out of the window. We handed him . his checks as he passed." New York American. OLD ROVER. Gone mad. Old Rover had to paaa away. He waa dos on whom we could depend. He came to ue a little pup. a atray, And waa tor yeara our aervant and our friend. By day he watched the ron-a and ahoep. At Blent lie urove the wolrea and weaaels in their hole: They knew the reputation of his bite. And left the chickena roosting on their poKea. And all he wanted was a bone to gnaw, A pat upon the head orcaaion'ly. And juat a little pile of ahucka or atraw. We never knew about hla pedigree He eeeraed a product of the melting pot But tear came to our eyea when ho waa ahot. WILLIS HUDSPETH. J.1OVV fQJJV In the Center of the Bull's-Kye. Omaha, Dec. 10. To the Editor of The Bee: The Bee's edfterial com ment regarding Postmaster General Burleson's recent 6e!f-laudatory an nouncement of a "shameful surplus" hit the bull's-eye at center. This sur plus saving In the Postoffice depart ment was actually accomplished at the expense of its much-imposed-upon employes and a long-suffering public. Regarded from a standpoint of pub lic efficiency and economy, It is no surplus, but really an enormous defi cit. A short-sighted but well-executed policy of penny saving and dollar wasting has resulted In unnecessary curtailment of service,' S8 of many -valuable employes and a general in efficiency of those remaining, due to discontent and loss of morale. It Is openly hinted that sinister in fluences are at work to cripple the railway mall servic e. Whether this be really true or not, judging from appearances, the railway mall service is demoralized. A thorough Investi gation Is needed. i A. M. F. OUT OF THE ORDINARY. ( A. Plea for the Underpaid. ( Omaha, Dec. 10. To the Editor of The Bee: Will you give me a little space to ask the business men of Omaha to make this a real Christmas to their employe;. ? These are very hard times, even for families on good salaries what was a good salary two years ago is barely enough to live on now. I know one little couple who had great trouble last fall. They 1 ist their new little baby, the mother under went an operation later and thfy were in very bad condition and yet he was earning $100 a month, and when the Union Pacific gave theii' bonus last Christmas that money was like rom tag to them from heaven; it got them on their feet and now they have money in the bank. Another -woman I know of has a sickness that Is taking money all the time, yet the very people she is most intimate with do not know it, but I know a gift there would not come amiss. Maybe this letter Is too long, but I am imong so much suffering and I see so much of misery that those I cannot help I wish others could help. AN OLD LADY. That Shameful Postal Surplus. Omaha, Dec. 9. To the Editor of The Bee: Hearty congratulations for your meritorious editorial in Friday evening's issue, headed "A Sha.meful Surplus." Can it be possible In this twentieth century of Culture, civilization and Christianity that there is a conspiracy of silence wherein the editors as a whole don't expose the inhumanity of the pbstmaster general, Burleson? . Mr. Burleson is Incompetent as well as cruel. By way of illustration I will cite a local case. Notwithstanding that Florence is part of Omaha, the mail Is not delivered In that part of ine city, too expensive, i suppose. Ytvt have to rent a postoffice box to add to the $9,000,000 surplus, likewise it requires a 3-cent stamp to forward a letter from there to the Bee build ing, while a 2-cent stamp will do for a letter from the South Side t.r Ben son. There is no necessity for me to men tion the inhuman treatment of the postoffice employes and hov they are overworked. Everybody is talking (J the slavery of the Postoffice depart ment except the newspapers. I have it from reliable sources that a certain employe in the Omaha post oflice is to be redjeed for not speed ing up the gait or movement of the employes in his charge. JERRY HOWARD. 'MIRTHFUL REMARKS, ".My d . girl, don't lay so much itrnsa on beauty. Modest worth la better far than millions." "Yes, but It doesn't get anywhere near beauty In catching a millionaire." Balti more American. Bacon Let mo snake your hand, dear boy. Thla la ona of the happiest daya of your life. Egbert You're too previous, old man, I'm not to be married until tomorrow, you know. Bacon That's what I say. This la one of the happiest daya of your life. Spokane Review. "You failed to mention the enormous salary I recelte," said the moving picture actress. "Manager's orders," replied the press agent. "He told me to try to keep your mind off your salary so that maybe you'd ' forget to ask for another raise this week." Washington Star. , "Has Crimson Gulch quit drinking?" "Yes," replied Broncho Bob. "And playing faro bank?'1 "Quit, entirely." "What do you do for amusement?" "Go to moving pictures and laugh at the reckless way they -think ua wild west fel lows behave." Chicago Herald. On board al steamer "somewhere on the Atlantic" a aeaslrk soldier boy was having a session on the rail when an officer came along. "Hello I What's this you're doing?" said the officer mockingly. "I'm rendering unto the sea, sir, the things that are the aea'e, air," gasped the soldier as soon as he could apeak. Boston Transcript Mr. Harrison L. Smith of Saco, Me., hat a Killarney rose bush which, in spite of frosts, continues to bloom. C. M. Brooks, a hunter of Prairie du Chien, Wis., ahot a queer duck in the wild rice of Mississippi. The bird is pure white from head to tip oi tail and has red eyes. The religions in Russia are almost as diversified as the races. In European Rus sia the Greek church rules. In Asiatic Russia there are Mahommedans, Buddhists, Jews and Christians. Lobor disputes are often settled in China by a chamber of commerce, and after the award has been made ail the parties con cerned take part in a feast which is paid for by the side which has won the de cision. William E. French of Mayfield, Kan., who owns a 400-acre wheat field, did not ask exemption when the call came to go to war, but only asked for time to finish planting hia fall wheat. After he had fin ished he reported and was sent to camp. As indicative of the1 present earning power of steamers, it Is reported that a ves sel recently arrived in Liverpool with a cargo of 45,000 cases of onions from Valen cia, which earned' more than $187,000 for the nine-days' voyage. In order to try to Torce down the high food pricea asked by farmers at Mount Carmel, Pa., women have organised a union and set a schedule of prices on potatoes and other farm products, which they will force the farmers to adopt or refuse to buy them hereafter. Ease Itching Skins witb Cuticura It's wonderful how quickly a hot bath with Cuticura Soap followed by a gen tle anointing with Cuticura Ointment relieves itching, burning eczemas, rashes,' pimples, irritations, etc. The. mission of Cuticura is not only to soothe and heal but to prevent skin troubles by keeping the pores free from impuri-. ties and irritations. I For sample of each free by return mail, address post card, "Cuticura, Dept. IS G, Boston." Sold everywhere. Soap 23c. Oint ment 25 and 50c. KEEP LOOKING YOUNG It's Easy-If You Know Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets The secret of keeping young is to feel young to do this you must watch your liver and bowels there's no need of having a sallow complexion dark rings under your eyes pimples a bilious look in your face dull eyes with no sparkle. Your doctor will tell you ninety per cent of all sickness comes from in active bowels and liver. Dr. Edwards, a well-known physician in Ohicv perfected a vegetable .com pound mixed with olive oil to act on the liver and bowels, which he gave to bis patients for years. Dr. Edwards Olive Tablets, the substi tute for calomel, are gentle in their action yet always effective. They bring about that exuberance of spirit, that natural ouoyancy which should be enjoyed by sveryone, by toning up the liver and clear ing the system of impurities. You will know Dr. Edwards Olive Tab lets by their olive color. 10c and 25c per x. All druggists. increases strength of delicate, nervous, run-down people 100 per cent in ten days in many instances. S100 forfeit if it fails as per full ex planation in large article soon to An. pear in this paper. Used and highly en dorsed by former United States Senators and Members of Congress, well-known physicians and former Public Health of ficials. Ask your doctor or druggist about it. raesaeaaaeaaaaaBMBasaeBaeaaaBBBBaBBaeasssssaasaaBB! THE GULF COAST "Combines Florida and California" , Between New OrleansAmerica's Paris, and PensacOla founded by Spanish Dons, extends a beautiful shore line. Tempered by warm waters and vitalized by balsam breezes a soft salubrious climate prevails the winter through. Here every day existence it enlivened with the charm of French and Spanish customs and icenet. Amusements in clude every conceivable -form of out-door sport and a variety of delightful, inexpensive trips. J Overnight service from Chicago on splen didly equipped trains. Leave Dearborn Station at 12:45 noon arrive at the Gulf Coait the next afternoon. Low fares in force to Pass Christian, Biloxi, Ocean Springs, Gulf port, Mississippi City, Bay St. Louis, Pascagoula, Pensacola, New Orleans, Mobile. Chicago & Eastern Illinois Railroad Louisville & Nashville Railroad far Mtejhp rfb S. M. CHTLDS Geaeral Aieat. CAE. I. R.R. 108 Weal Adaan St. Chicato lit 50 THE OMAHA BEE INFORMATION BUREAU Washington, O C t Enclosed find a 2-cent stamp, for which you will please send me, entirely free, a copy of the book: "How to Remove Stains." Name .' , Street Address. , City'. State 7