THE BEE: OMAHA, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1917. 1 fl & f ift M id (Ml II M u if it i ii tl b F h h t The Omaha Bee PAtlY (MORNING) - EVENING SUNDAY VICTOR JlOSEWATEB, EDITOR im tif a ri)M.inwiwq toMPAwr, montiR-ron l 0M wMfWt t4 l matter. Ham or sUMcmrtiof N,it t4 aW. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, in. . r... ,1111,11,,,,, " ) t-.i- Sw, iiiiiiiidi " t!f Mill. foo - P wfl warn mtf 1 1 1 1. 1 1 1 , i n i n t m w Cm4 f kI 4-(f ItrsfnUrttr' t oMttorr to Owih M lIToT AOCMTtO MESS Ik IkmH f TM ft M ( IMnt'wf. IS etetnrftet it4 K IM M (4 rrM -tt. W til tlfHI-h ftwHtH In 4 1x4 , l"V'4 H) MI MH A'l Un (tit I'rsl lS e"jMMJ fuM.K. All V it'll m tthlttsilol M Special dlHUrlm l fHNt4: mHIIJASJCeJ t i,n m,m of ! fmif .m Pent It M m ifii sb-I, mM aa Casfe tad ormts M (mmi ffir-l,Mrrt nidtoi. s .... js 1 1 to -4 iftb in ' .." ft Ml tt (H. (Hi--B'J nf CoaisWfoa li.f luiliat V(4blnrHilll 4 M. !4t fttHmt '. i t Mt tn4 Vlitnrltl sttaf U f .- Jim,, M"',ef laHrl"li OCtOBKK CIRCULATION 58,059 Daily-Sunday, 51,752 ftt nt-ini'm fat im m mtrntitoA mi r to fe 0lM ltrtfti lMf lh tiff ttxraM k Th Rn mI14 Ffr one tiny at leant the it, C. of L. declared t WofilofliJtft. ClirUlittM nrw pol a dear road ahead. Do your liiklfig earJy, In the lexiron of Colon r I Houne there it no uch orrl at peace. Tfi efficiency of Thanksgiving depends on the aifadineia of the followop ayitem. Welt, if Ron Hammond can't tell ai good a atory aa Dan Stephen of what they aaw in the trenches, we miss our guess. With pork skyrocketing to $50 a barrel, Old Mother Goose ought to be advised that it was the pig and not the cow that jumped over the moon. One great American institution serenely main tains its liberty. Food regulators aized up the defenses of the pie belt and cancelled a projected drive. Well, if Lincoln grocery price are higher than the levels reached in Omaha all we can say i that we are sorry for the Lincoln people who have to pay them. A commentator in contemporary says that between "camouflage" and "barmecide" he prefera the more commonplace. "Throwing the bulL" All righteveryone to hi taste. That New York trial sounds all the senti mental chords which usuaUy make justice blink. If the jury fails to convict the dead one the sob squad will perish in a deluge of tears. The list of county food administrators for Ne braska, as just promulgated, includes among other name this: "Frontier county, ex-Lieutenant Gov ernor James Pearson." O, yea, that's so A very disquieting situation confronta alien money 'maker in thi country. The pressure of shifting business from enemy to allied hands drive an invisible torpedo to a vital spot. Semi-official intimations from Washington radiate considerable gaiety. As an example weigh the hint that politicians could operate rail road more efficiently than trained managers. Still, it must be acknowledged, as November reaches for its hat, that the eleventh month put up a very satisfying brand of fuel conservation and won a star in the meteorological service flag. It transpires that the White House turkey al most failed to arrive on time because of impeded transportation. For such an important flight as that an airplane special should have been chartered. Early Christmas shopping wilt be most ex peditiously done by first consulting The Bee' advertising columns and taking a general survey in advance of what our most enterprising mer chants are offering. The abuse of unrestricted and irresponsible solicitation for war funds is receiving attention everywhere. Centralization and control are bound to come because necessary to maintain the pub lic confidence, without which the generous flow of contributions is likely to slow up. , The Canadian town of Berlin, rechristened Kitchener, lost none of its'Teutonic character by tse change. Open and defiant opposition to gov ernment measures by some of the townspeople constitutes a challenge to Dominion loyalty which ftt authority cannot well ignore. Rooting for the United States A recruit at Yaphank, Long Island, asked what fH cam? a4 taught him, replied: "To root for t?t United States." And he added that all his MUm soWsert were footrng for the United States. Me will root for aotnething. It is human na ture. etpeeiaHy the nature of youth. Recruits tm into that camp at Yaphank rooting for some thmg. a college to which they had been, a town fcom whk they had come, a state l wScf they iMtongetf. a hM ball club, a Young &ea's Gsri tra a4xatio branch anything s whkh .hey snighr have a posfatve interests In a day or t & tJiey bfaa to roi for their capfam or the of ficer in command, for their barmv their regt wtt or bngad. . . Then they Jouml at that the gfzndesr CtVing ''y eoo'-r root tor was the tttie old United Stat. They went throa!i a ceremony of sa Siit nf the gag every day and it was explained to then that they were protector of that flag, that soMier of the amy of th United States they li f ihe r!u and privilege and duty t protecting ih Sag. Then they saw something they nnder to! artf the loyalty that is inherent in every ftunmrt aetng sftachei itself to what wa- biggest grandest thing in jighf. The recraits who bmi ei...n m, camp with mixel feelin g and little j-.-rin-.!iiiji suddenly were transformed into .H.!ti;ert or America. The dag of the republic was Venn 'm their eyes a sacred symbol and the foe 't it Un they woulj fight to the death. No m. a wii baa ever kat the experience of t!j amis would wish it out of his hfe. Alt his life ' a f'.'otisthts wilt turn back to the experience iM is f. 4 hh1 it did bint, the comrades he made. Si-! ialuted. And no such man will wish to lft in liitUrTs anf bi fellow's children the liiH-Ufht a4 i.Hspirtio of that experience. Ar-ny trvnmif tor every youth of the republic? ft wM nmH mut ot him J It will make. a. a- hvOt of' of Most Important Conference of the War. The conference for which representatives of all the nations actively engaged in the war against the kaUer are gathered in Paris cannot fail to be the most important since the world conflagration was started by the unprovoked invasion of Bel gium. The allies have consulted together before from time to time, but this is the first general con ference in which authorized spokesmen for the United States will take part and in which the plans to be considered will include assignments of work for the United State to perform. That there are many and complicated problems t) be taken up and difficult questions to be decided that will ta the highest intelligence and ingenuity for their best solution is self-evident, but for the purpose this conference may command the best minds of all these many nations and count on the larger part of the world' resources. They have the advantage of knowing what has been at tempted and with what measure of success and failure, and they can appreciate the strength and power of endurance of the kaiser's forces as well as of our own. They must realize that there is still a colossal task ahead and that to finish the job of suppressing world-greedy autocracy still calls for most herculean effort and limitless sacri fices, but above all for teamwork and thoroughly co-ordinated action by all of the allied nations there represented. With the main object constantly in view and all rivalries and jealousies subordinated to the one consideration of speediest success, as we have a right to expect, the conference should produce invaluable results and strengthen confidence everywhere for the ultimate attainment of the permanent peace that can only come through vic tory. ' War on German Crops By Frederic J. Haskin Washington, D. C, Nov. 27. The other day an Ohio man suggested that American aviators should drop Colorado potato beetles on the Ger man potato fields. Suggestions of this sort have come from several quarters and have usually been treated as jokes. A canvass of high scientific opinion shows that such a program is not to be regarded as a joke, but as a serious and practical matter. It holds terrible possibilities. The basic idea, of course, is to increase the German food shortage by destroying German crops through in troducing crop diseases. The potato beetle is only a sample suggestion and an insect which, scientists say, would not serve the purpose. There is hardly a limit to the number of destructive pests which may be made to fasten on crops. There are three po tato diseases alone; there are parasitic maladies which attack the beet; there are the wheat smuts and rust; numerous tree blights, to say nothing of animal plagues which might sweep the live stock of a country as a forest fire sweeps the woods. The Threatened Coal Shortage Who' to Blame? The danger of a coal shortage with its ominous threat of stoppage for the wjieels of industry is graphically depicted in the current issue of the Railway Age Gazette for the purpose of showing what has brought it about. "It was estimated after the United States entered the war" it ex plains, "that in order to meet both the commer cial and military needs of the country, our coal production in 1917 should show, an increase over that of 1916 of 100,000,000 tons, or about 17 per cent. This increased production is not being at tained. At the end of October the increase was 41,000,000 tons, or less than 10 per cent ahead of that for the corresponding period of 1916." If that describes the situation, it naturally prompts the inquiry, "why does this condition ex ist?" The answer to this question the Railway Age Gazette undertakes to give as follows: "It exists mainly because the coal producers of the United States have displayed a sordid selfishness, a want of business capacity and a lack of patriotism. The railways, foreseeing the course of developments, organized themselves to meet the country's transportation needs dur ing the war within five days after war was de clared. The coal producers have not properly organized themselves to meet the country's need for fuel. The railways, in spite of the serious ness of their labor situation, have succeeded in keeping their employes sufficiently satisfied to avoid interference with their operations, except in a few sporadic cases. 'The coal producer have shown uch want of fairness, diplomacy and capacity in dealing with their labor that month after month the reports of the United States Geological Survey have shown that mines all over the country have been working to much less than their capacity because of labor trou bles. The railways have been obliged to go on rendering their 'service for the same rates that they had before the war, but during the five months ending with August they handled 16 per cent more freight than in the same months of last year and in the month from May to October they transported 18 per cent more coal than last year. The coal producers, on the other hand,' succeeded in getting the government to , fix prices for coal vastly higher than any ever kpown before the conditions created by the present war; but in spite of these high pr'ces they have exerted themselves sufficiently to in crease their production only about 10 per cent. Having failed to meet thp requirements of the situation, the coal producer are engaged in the familiar practice of crying 'stop thief The National Coal association, an organization formed apparently to increase the output of misinformation rather than the output of coal, is issuing frequent statements intended to fix the blame for the failure to secure adequate production of coal upon the railroads. But the report the coal producers made to the United State Geological Survey, taken at their face -value, disclose a very different situation from the statements being given out -for public con sumption." L t As between the railroads and the coal oper ators, this makes out a reasonably strong case. So far as the public is concerned as coal con sumers, they are not so much interested in fixing the blame as in getting the coal, and if the supply falls seriously short we may be sure the demand will be voiced in no uncertain terms that the gov ernment take over the coal mine and ee to it that the output is brought up to requirements. Aeroplane Possibilities. No longer do we meet the incredulity and skepticism as to aeroplane achievement evoked by the fir&t experiments with flying machines. Quickened by the war stimulus the perfection of these devices and their propelling power has proceeded o fast that promises of new achieve ment find ready and unquestioning acceptance on the basis of what has already been accomplished. Gabriel D'Annunzio, the Italian poet, at present serving in the Italian army, recently piloted a Capront biplane, with three passenger aboard, 875 miles without landing a distance -approximately corresponding to that between New York and St. Louis "as the airplane flies." And during the last Liberty loan campaign, Captain Antonio Silvio Resnati flew from Langtey Field, near Nor folk, Virginia, to Mineota, Long Island, a dis tance of 3J0 miles, in a big Caproni biplane carry ing eight passengers besides himself. What next? No one knows, of course, but the eventuality of transcontinental air trips from New York to San Francsico with stops at Chicago, Omaha and Salt Lake City is certainly a possi bility of the not too distant future. The means of introducing such unpleasant agencies into the territory of the kaiser would nat urally be the airplane. The great fleet of Ameri can aircraft is expected to make possible very numerous raids over German soil. It is already taken for granted that our aviators wilt drop bombs and democratic propaganda. Whether these physical and spiritual explosive agencies would not be comparatively harmless beside some other things to drop that science might suggest is the question at present agitating many minds. The problem is an involved and delicate one in many ways. Would the practice be contrary to international law. Would it be contrary to the unwritten ethics of warfare? In other words, is it all right to drop a ton of dynamite on a Ger man town, but all wrong to drop 10 pounds of potato bugs on a German field? The quistions of legality would be for the State department to settle; the questions of strategy for the Depart ment of War. What is intended here is simply to point out that in the opinion of scientists an offensive along the line indicated is quite within the bounds of physical possibility and might con ceivably be enormously effective. Casting aside the possibility of introducing the germs of human disease as too barbaric for con sideration, there remain three classes of pests which can be introduced to sap the food-producing capacity of a nation. They are the insect pests which attack crops, the vegetable parasites or fun goids which attack crops and the epidemic dis eases which attack food animals. An example of the first here in the United States is the pink cotton boll-worm, which' has just appeared in Texas. This enormously destructive insect is a serious menace to the whole cotton-growing south and there is some suspicion that its introduction from Mexico was aided by German agents. An example of the vegetable blights is the chestnut blight, which only appeared in the United States a few years ago, and already threat ens to kill out all Our chestnut trees. For an ex ample of pests causing heavy loss of food animals one has only to remember the epidemic of foot and mouth disease of three years ago, with its toll of tens of thousands of cattle. A curious feature of the situation is the fact that it will probably not be possible to discover any native American plant or animal disease which would work havoc in Europe. This is because America is, so to speak, a "clean continent." Most of our plant and animal diseases are importations from Europe and Europe has just as much of them as we have. It would do no good, for ex ample, to introduce a few germs of foot and mouth disease into a country where the disease already exists and ha existed for centuries. The nest which wofks havoc over wide areas is one which i at once active and new to the country. When this point in the problem is reached the answer of science is always the same: "The ori ent." For the immemorial east, where human civi lization and agriculture go back into the ancient mists of time, is the home of all manner of viru-t lent crop and animal diseases. The pressure of these pests is from Europe toward America. The stream cannot be turned backward. But the pres sure is also from Asia to Europe. The allies who control the east control also the sources of all the plant and animal plagues. Our most destruc tive pests in the United States the chestnut blight, the white pine blister rust, the citrus can kerare importations from China and Japan. China's contribution to the alliance may be the parasite that lays waste the Prussian fields. One scientist, an expert in plant'diseases. says that the most probable source of a pest which would be capable of sweeping the crops of Germany lies in the great unknown plant regions of southeast ern Asia. The same rule applies to diseases of animals. There is no pest in America which could work much damage if introduced in Europe. But out of the dark places of Asia or Africa numerous disease might be taken with terrible results. A single example is the "rinderpest" of the Philip pines and South Africa, which, in the opinion of one authority, once introduced would sweep the stock of Europe like a prairie fire. Right in the Spotlight. Lieutenant General Sir Julian Hed worth George Byng, who has had Im mediate charge of the recent great "drive" .Into the German lines, has had a long and distinguished career in the British military aervice. He began by joining the Tenth royal hussars in 1S83 and has led an active lire in the army ever since in the Soudan, Egypt: in South Africa and since this war broke out with the British forces facing the Germans. At the com mencement of the war he commanded the Third cavalry division. From this he was promoted to leading the Ninth army corps. Then he was picked out to command the Canadian corps and no commander has won more admir ing devotion from his men than Byn. Ono Year Ago Today In the War. Von Mackensen's armies of Ger mans, Bulgars and Turks approached within 16 miles of Bucharest. British government decided to take over coal mines of South Wales on account of labor disputes. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago Today. The parishioners of St Mary's Ave nue Congregational church have ap pointed an executive committee, at the head of which is W. J. Connell, to se cure an estimate as to the probable cost to erect a new church. If the structure can be erected for $45,000 the contract will be concluded before the end of next month. A bazar under the auspices of the Banish Aid society was held at Cun ningham's hall at the corner of Thir teenth and Jackson streets. The pro ceeds will be used to assist poor people this winter. Lodge No. 1, Knights of Pythias, elected officers as follows: Chancellor commander, C. W. Dinsmore; vice chancellor commander, W. S. Spen- ter; prelate, J. E. McDonald; keeper j of records and seals, C. A. Potter; mas- ier 01 exenequer, ti. xs, irey; mazier or finance, J. E. Smith; master at arms, H. J. Sawyer. William Latey and wife and William V. Benson and wife spld to John Bre voort of La Bette county, Kansas, the piece of ground on the southwest cor ner of Seventeenth and Cuming streets for $60,000. . Miss Helen Mathewson has just re turned from a two months' trip to old Mexico and Southern California. Dr. L. O. Howard, chief of the federal bureau of entomology, does not .believe that any consid erable damage can be done by the introduction of insect pests. He bases his judgment on a knowl edge of German conditions and on the relation of insect pests in America to those in Europe. He points out that more than 50 European insect pests have taken foothold in America, against one single destructive American insect which has taken hold in Europe., All suggestions to date, such as the potato beetle, the eel worm, which destroy sugar beets, and so on, he adjudges im practicable. , On the other hand, specialists in vegetable par asites regard the discovery and introduction of a destructive pest as posible. There is, for ex ample, the American pear blight, which has prac tically ruined the western pear orchards and which is unknown in Europe. This blight, once intro duced, would certainly work great damage. Most American pests are already known in Europe, however, and the logical course would be to search the orient for a weapon in thi war. The same is true of animal diseases. Specialists in this line say that their introduction is quite possible, but that the consequence would be terrible. The foaming prose picture of beer drawn for the brewers suggests a grade of humor worthy of a schooner tog. For example take the delicate hint that a reduced punch renders the fluid a true temperance drink and therefore more eligible as an entertainer of better society. There are other smile provokers, but this one strain the buttons for the moment One compensation for the bit Omaha is doing in the different war activities is already accru ing in the visits to as of the big men in charge of this work. To get the leaders of finance and in dustry just to look in on Omaha and note what a live, progressive, promising city we have is worth a whole lot to us. A delegation of political farmers from the west is spreading the light among the horny kanded farmer of Tammanydom. With the glims dimmed on the farms thereabouts a flicker of light from the provinces brightens the gloom. Military Decorations -New Tork World- Secretary Daniels had no option in the mat ter of advising the British government that the proposed decorations of United States naval offi cers for meritorious action in the submarine war could not be accepted by them and this will be equally true of soldiers as well as sailors in the sen-ice of the United States. The constitutional provision is clear and sweeping: "No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States and no person holding any office of profit or trust under them shall, without the con sent of the congress, accept of any present, emolu ment, office or title of any kind whatever from any king, prince or foreign state." This provision was in the old articles of con federation and has remained where it now is through all the years without any question. Con gress has occasionally consented to acceptance in cases of a tender of gifts of a sentimental na ture from a foreign state to persons in the service of the United States government and congress may and perhaps will consent in the present and in similar future cases which may arise where our land and naval forces are fighting so closely with those of other nations given to conferring decorations as to merge special acts of decision and valor in a commoq merit But, generally speaking, the brave soldiers and sailors of the republic abroad will be confined to such special honors as congress may grant and they will be proud that it is so. - It will only re main for congress under the unprecedented cir cumstances of this time to make special ornvS. sions for awards of merit. This Day in History. 1667 Jonathan Swift, the greatest satirist of his age, born in Dublin. Died there October 19, 1745. 1776 Washington's army occupied Trenton, N. J. 1785 John Adams, the American minister to England, demanded the surrender of the frontier posts to the United States. 1817 Prof. Theodor Momrr.sen, one of the greatest of German historians, bom in Schleswig-Holstein. Died at Charlottenburg November 1, 1903. 1819 The "Savannah," the first steam vessel to cross the Atlantic, reached Savannah on its return trip from England. 1892 Nicaragua canal convention opened in New Orleans, with delegates present from all the states. 1914 Russians repulsed Germans with great losses at Kzeszow. 1915 Bulgaria declared the cam paign against the Serbs closed. The Day We Celebrate. Nathan Roberts, president of the Dunning Hardware company, is, 69 years old today. .Raymond Woodrum, statistical clerk In the Union Pacific, Is celebrating his 34th birthday today. Dr. Daniel A. Poling, noted prohi bition worker and associate president of the Christian Endeavor societies, born at Portland, Ore., 33 years ago today. Rt. Hon. Winston Spencer Church ill, eminent British statesman and cab inet minister, born 43 years ago today. Dr. David N. Beach, president of Bangor Theological seminary, born at Orange, N. J., 69 years, ago today. Rt. Rev. Denis O'Donaghue, Catho lic bishop of Louisville, born In Da vies county, Indiana, 69 years ago to day. Ralph D. Cole, former Ohio con gressman, born in Hancock county, Ohio, 44 years ago today. Timely Jottings and Reminders. Still will I plead and pray That Scotchmen meet with brother Scot Upon St. Andrew's day. Today Is the 250th anniversary of the birth of Jonathan Swift, the great est satirist of his age. By order of the Dominion govern ment the use of grain in the manufac ture of liquor is to .be prohibited in Canada after today. Miss Jeanette Rankin, congress woman from Montana, is scheduled to address the annual convention of the Kentucky Equal Rights association, meeting today, at Lexington. Storjctto of the Day. In these days of the high cost of living the following story is not with out a decided point: The teacher of a primary class was trying) to show the children the differ ence between the natural and man made wonders and was finding it hard. , "What," she asked, "do you think is the most wonderful thing man ever made?" A little girl, whose parents were ob viously harassed by the question of ways and means, replied as solemnly as the proverbial Judge: "A living for a family." Woman's Home Companion. HERE AND THERE. Women itudenU enrolled in various Ger man universities for the summer m ter, 1916, far outnumbered the men atudf.nts. There were 6,460 women, almost double the number enrolled in 1911. For on battalion to win six Victoria eroaaei in a single action la surely a record yet the Lancashire Fusiliers, on which the honor has been bestowed, have won lasting distinction in every battle in which they have fought D. M. Kush, of Mississippi City, Miss., la wearing a vi'r of shoes which are 20 years old, and have been worn for some time every year since they were bought. Tbey are in good condition and differ in style very little from the models of today. The training of New York'a street-cleaning squad is supervised by efficiency experts. It seems that there is a right way and a wrong way to handle ashes, wast paper and garbage, and the man new to the job is taught to accomplish his tasks with a min imum of effort. An effort is being made in England to adapt the horse chestnut to the human die tary. The nuts are more than half protein and fat, and are nutritious. Their value chiefly depends on the elimination ot the bitter elements and the Irritating saponin like glueosides. A supposed shrapnel-proof coat for sol diers, produced by experts employed by the British minister of munitions, was exhib ited by' Dr. Seelby recently ia an address before the Royal Institute of Public Health. Or. Seelby said he saw no reason why it should not be generally adopted and pre dicted that H would be instrumental ia s great aaring of life. . In Defense of the Druggist. Omaha, Nov. 29. To the Editor of The Bee: "Hush, little drug store, don't you cry: you'll become a saloon I bye and bye." Quoted from letter of Attorney General Reed. Such a brilliant little couplet as the above one might expect to emanate from a booze mill where weak minds were congregated and ribaldry run riot, but scarcely should we antici pate such an implied and gratuitous insult to the registered pharmacists of the state, as the above would ap pear to be, to be promulgated and given publicity to by so distinguished and eminent an individual as the at torney general of our state. As one of the members of the emi nent and respectable profession of pharmacy and at present engaged in the business, were I interrogated as to whether or not I appreciated the ques tionable humor In the "poesy" I would be compelled to maintain my dignity and reply that it didn't excite my resi bilities a particle and that I didn't even consider it amusing. I resent with all the vehemence and force within me and all that the words may imply the imputation that the druggists as a class are booze peddlers. There are exceptions, of course, the same as there are "ambulance chas ers" devotees of the police court and despoilers of , the estates of widows and orphans among the members of the legal fraternity, but, thank God, they are the exception. Now let's cut out the "camouflage" and undignified stuff and get down to the question at issue and confine our selves to that, as the eminent gentle man should have done. There is a great big element of doubt contained in the verbiage of the law and it certainly is in favor of the con tention of the druggists that they are privileged under the provisions of the law to purchase and use in the com pounding and preparation of tinc tures, extracts, essences, etc., all phar maceutical and absolutely nonbeverage products, without qualifying to the state, and providing a surety bond at an expense of $50, which is of itself prohibitive. ' Section IB of the law provides for the sale by the wholesale druggist to the retailer of spirits for such com pounding and .preparation by the lat ter as follows: "Any wholesale druggist may sell to any registered pharmacist owning or conducting a retail drug store or actually employed in a retail drug store pure ethyl alcohol and alcohol treated according to some formula per mitted bv the United States commis sioner of internal revenue so as to ren der it unfit to be used as a beverage." Section 47 distinctly says: "That the provisions of this act shall not be construed to apply to the preparation, sale, distribution, giving away, dis pensing or possession of any alcoholic compound, preparation or remedy con taining drugs or medicines which do not contain more alcohol than is nec essary for the legitimate purpose of extraction, solution or preservation and which contain drugs, whether singly or in compatible combination, in suffi cient quantities to so medicate such compound, preparation or remedy as to make them medicinal preparations or compounds and to render such compound, preparation or remedy un fit for use as a beverage, etc." This very' clearly indicates that It was not the Intent of the lawmakers to Impose a financial burden upon the re tail pharmacist which he could not bear and compel him to pay tribute to the wholesaler to the extent of from 100 to 500 per cent in the shape of an exorbitant profit which has been es tablished since it became bruited abroad, with ulterior motive, no doubt, that the retailer was not privileged to nave in his possession or use alcohol or spirits for any purpose whatsoever. We believe and contend that with a government permit we are entitled under the state law to purchase and use one or two gallons per month (cer tainly not an excessive' quantity), as our necessities may require, in the use only In compounding the preparations heretofore enumerated (all wholly nonbeverage) without Incurring any liability whatever to the state. , DRUGGIST. ' A1 gJ We Can't Sell Pianos in TURKEY Bui We Can Give Thanks That We Can Sell Pianos la Omaha at Following Lew Prices $90, $125, $150, $165, $175, $190 and Better Pianos made by Cable-Nelson, Kimball, H. B. Chase, C. Kurtz- man, Gaylord, Steger, Macy & Kamp. On small weekly or monthly payments These are nearly new, used, and fine lookers, wearers and are dependable. You get a stool and scarf. We RENT PIANOS for $3.50 Per Month A IIOSPE CO. 1513 DOUGLAS ST. DON' SUFFER m NEURALGIA LAUGHING GAS. "Ma, where'a your srandpa?" "In heaven a Ions; time, dear." Silence and apparent absorption In dollies for 10 minutes. "Mamma, didn't I come from heaven?" "Of course." "Then It's funny I don't remember meet ing; grandpa there." Bostan Transcript. Owner of Car What does that sign "Detour" meant Chauffeur It means that I must take the car off the regular road. Owner of Cai- Well, you've been doing that ever since we started. Judge. Sammy How do you manage to get on so well with the French girls when you can't speak the lingo? Jackie Tou're dead slow. Can't ye kiss a girl without a dictionary? Browning's Magazine. He Miss Prim won't tell whether she Is engaged or not. Sho intimates that both Bob and Harry have proposed to her, but that at present she can't make up her mind about their respective merits and so is on the fence. , Sho The cat! Baltimore American. Misa Sorghum Isn't Mrs. Roxton pretty! She seems to be growing younger every day. Mrs. Oldmynx Yes, indeed; she Is one of our most successful camoufleurs. Life. Tommy (yawning at 9 a. m.) A river must have a pretty good time, It seems to me. Dick Why? Tommy Because It doesn't have to get out of Its bed. Philadelphia Ledger. Use Soothing Musterole When those sharp pains go shooting through your head, when your "skull eeems as if it would split, just rub a little Musterole on your temples and neck. It draws out the Inflammation, soothes away the pais, usually giving quick relief, Musterole i3 a clean, white ointment, made with oil of mustard. Better than a mustard plaster and does not blister. Many doctors and nurses frankly rec ommend Musterole for sore throat, bron chitis, croup, stiff neck, asthma, neural gia, congestion, pleurisy, rheumatism, lumbago, pains and aches of the back or oints, sprains, sore muscles, bruises, chilblains, frosted feet colds of the chest (it often prevents pneumonia). It is always dependable. SOc and 60c jars; hospital size $2,501 Rest and Sleep After Treatment With Cuticura For Ccaemaa. 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