8 THE BEE: OMAHA, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 1917. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATEE, EDITOR THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY, PROPRIETOR. Entered at Omaha po'tofftee m seeond-elass matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION By Mall, r error. KH 4.00 (.00 4.90 1.00 Br earner. fHity aad Bandar ptr wees, lte ti it m thou Sunday..... " lv fctanlog and Sunday 10a ttnotni without Buadar " W..4.B Ml. H M Send notice of ebanit of address or irregularity la dellrerr to Omete tit CtroulaUoa Departaeol. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Aaoetawd Press, of wbleb Th Be Is a anwhw. It eicrastwlr eaUUed to tb aa for republication of all news diipsu-bw eredltfd la It or Dot otbarwlM cr1itl la thlt rrf and also Ui leeal nw tmhuahed brnia. Ail rights of publication of oar spssial dlspalcnes ere also reserved. ' - " REMITTANCE Rentt br draft arpnM or portal order. Only -eenl Maura Ukon la twrmonl ot small acoounta. 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It Is in accord with the eternal fitness of things that the balloon school at Fort Omaha should expand. aataaaaBaMMaHaMamaBBBsal A safe rule for all of us: Don't expect any thing out of Russia and you won't be disap pointed. The ease with which Gumshoe Bill Stone has vaulted over the fence suggests the value of training in disposing of a straddle, All titles have been abolished in Russia by the reds. Titles to a chunk of property are also mighty shaky, especially if the Bolshevik! spot it first. ' ; The Canadian horsemen who rode into the sunken road near Cambrai evidently remembered Waterlo and looked before they leaped. They . , .1 . .' came back. Democratic party leaders talk of a non-partisan campaign next fall. A sure sign of uncertainty.' Non-partisanship is the party's old reliable for lorn hope. , ' , The advertising columns of The Bee will help you make your Christmas shopping lists and at ll k ! iVat 4aH Wt uVlatl ttl 4ft 4Yaf tttct &UV cam niv v jvm niivi ,v 57 v what you want. ' ' "Visions of' the Kaiser unhorses he night mare as an incentive to suicide. The safer course for the afflicted lies in copious doses of Uncle Sam's nerve tonic. It is .reported that people in the 'Philippines are suffering from a shortage of coins. That's nothing. ' A lot of people hereabout often undergo the same experience. . Government orders are reducing the alcoholic contents of beer to 3 per cent. Looks as if it will all be near-beer soon and then inhabitants of the dry belt will suffer no deprivation. Argentina appears about the only safe port in the world storm for ostracized Teutons. The fact that Count von Luxburg finds there a haven sug gests a strong working balance In the German slush fund. V t City and rural mail carriers are to be enlisted in the sale of war saving stamps. Fine! But why not let them also sell postage stamps? Why should not Uncle Sam try to be as accommodat ing to his customers as other merchants? Some of the democratic political strategists arc urging "nonpartisan" campaigns for next year's elections. We have had some of those democratic nonpartisan campaigns in Nebraska more than once in which democrats invariably support democratic candidate! only, , A serious situation growing out of the rising cost of milk confronts the people of many cities. War's demands for the products of creameries and condensed milk factories boosts prices in all directions and curtail supplies available for local distribution. The needs of children especially must be safeguarded, and local authorities should give the matter earnest attention.' f. Industries, War Conditions N'ew Vorh Journal of Commerrr- Government control or determination of the -direction to be taken of industries of the country is steadily extending. A bureau of manufactur ing resources is now to be established to oper ate under the war industries board of the Council for National Defense.' It is expected to devote itself to curtailing production in "nonessential" industries and directing the forces engaged in them to other lines where extension is needed or to what is called "war work." It is expected to do this with the least possible disturbance or loss to either capital or labor. - For instance, it is said that jewelry manufac turers may be diverted to making surgical imple ments or fuse parts for ordnance, etc. The fuel administration mar find it necessarv to nhut off coal supply from many jewelry manufacturers who are not engaged in making some kind of war supplies. Silk manufacturers may in like manner be turned to making silk bags for powder con tainers, coverings for airplanes, etc. These are only suggested as examples of what may be done. It is said that curtailment would be cautious and as gradual as possible to minimize hardships. It is not intended to destroy, but to diminish, and to make use of the capital and labor in some thing else, perhaps less profitable, but sure to be more useful or absolutely necessary.' Much of the kind is being voluntarily done. There is a conspicuous example in the case of Henry Ford, the automobile maker, who was sd " much of a peacemaker before we were actu ally in the war, and is now intent upon bringing peace that will stay by helping to make the war effectual. He is devoting himself to the service of the shipping board by, supplying steel parts for merchant vessels in standardized forms and with out profit to himself.. His factories are also mak ing airplane cylinders and parts for motor trucks to be used in moving munitions and for other war purposes. , v , Manufacturers in various lines, as well as rail road and telegraph men, are showing their readi ness to give time and to sacrifice profit to work that wilf help the government Others no doubt be willing to co-operate with the authorities for working this out to the best advantage. " - Solidarity of the Allies. The arrival of the British and French rein forcements sent to the assistance of the Italian troops seems to have warded off at least for the time further danger where the Teutons had broken through and were still pressing the Italian front This does not mean that the Italian losses are to be forthwith retrieved or even that the crisis is completely passed, but it is gratify ing reassurance that the invaders are to be met by the seasoned armies of the combined allies in stead of by the Italians alone. The most encouraging feature of the re-alignment in Italy is the strong solidarity presented by the allies and the notice thus given of complete, harmony of purpose and action. For our part we sincerely wish it were possible for our American expeditionary forces to take a hand also in re lieving the strain upon the Italian line, even though repelling an onslaught by the merged armies of Germany, the country with which we are at war, and of Austria, with which we are not yet formally at war. In other words, we do not share the hesitation and fears expressed by Sen ator Hitchcock that in helping the Italians beat back the enemy, we might be departing from the high aims set up by President Wilson in justify ing our entrance into the war. So long ars tlje Italians are fighting our common battles, we believe Italy should be given to understand that she can count on our help when needed as well as on the help of the French and the British. By the same sign the kaiser would be given to understand that no matter upon which one of the allies he turned, he would have to go up against their combined power and he might then come nearer to realizing the futility of the impossible task he has undertaken. A Case of Hindsight Better Than Foresight. Extremely significant is tltt appeal to the pub lic which is being made over the name of the United States Brewers' association, plairrly for the purpose of regaining favor for their product by dissociating it from hard liquors everywhere under the ban. In the announcement it is in sisted that the, true relationship of beer is with light wines and soft drinks not with distilled liquors, and that beer is a true temperance drink, notwithstanding the fact that in general popular opinion it is still linked with ardent spirits. The appeal, occasion for which is found in the distinction now made for the first time by our new federal laws prohibiting distillation, but per mitting the continued manufacture of beer and light wines, goes on to say: For this false mental association the brewers, are largely responsible. Keen competition in the early days of the brewing industry, before th'e perfection of modern bottling methods, led a the brewers as individuals to encourage the establishment of saloons, which were at that time the only -agencies through which their product could be lawfully sold. This unwise individual action on the part of many led to an undue multiplication of the saloon a form of retail distribution which dealt not only in malt beverages, but also in intoxicating liquors, and established a business affiliation that has since created the false mental association. Thus our product has been -unjustly and improperly linked with those influences over which we have had no control that have actually pro moted intemperance. Freed now to speak for the great moral truth of. temperance that we have long realized was ours heartened by the action of congress and the president we welcome the opportunity that is thus afforded us to promote true temperance. Further, we pledge ourselves to co-operate with the spirit of the law by adding our utmost ef forts to, dissociate beer from distilled liquors, in every, way, in popular thought and in the saloon. . ;- ' ' Such an open confession itself prompts the question whether the repentance comes in time or is a post mortem too late to save what re mains of the beer industry. The brewers at last here publicly admit what everyone else not blinded by selfish interest saw long ago that it was the ill-concealed relation with vice promotion and the combination of beer and distilled liquor sell ing that was making the saloon more and' more odious and intolerable and no amount of cam ouflage is likely to exculpate the brewers from responsibility in the public mind for these ob jectionable features. Had the brewers, instead of waiting to be "heartened by congressional ac tion," listened to wholesome advice which The Bee gave them time and again they would long ago have made and observed the pledge they are now throwing out as a life saver and by so doing would have taken away all the ammunition most effectively used by the prohibitionists; The pres ent turn-about is plainly another case of "hind sight better than foresight." It remains to be seen how sincerely the new policy proclaimed by the brewers will be adhered to and how far it will go to repair the self-inflicted damages. Complications Ahead. Attorney General Reed construes , the law passed by the last Nebraska legislature permitting soldiers in service to vote, as giving them the suf frage not only for. the general elections, but for the municipal elections and for all primaries as well. The special application of the attorney gen eral's opinion is for next spring's city election in Omaha. In this he is doubtless correct, even if it were possible to quibble about participation in a primary because in our commission plan of city government we have no primary, strictly speak ing, but really an elimination ballot followed by a second ballot to choose between those remain ing in the lists. ' - The soldiers' vote, however, promises compli cations for the reason that, according to the time schedule in the law, only four weeks intervene be tween the first and second elections and with a large field of entries, as is sure to be the case, and with close contests Inevitable, the outcome is bound to be in doubt for some time awaiting the ballots from trie training camps. Unless some dead line can be drawn, it is quite possible and probable that the apparent winners in the elimi nation race may be changed by later returns right on the eve of the final election. Without any purpose to borrow trouble, we submit that these questions should have careful advance consideration so that all avoidable un certainties may be removed. The death of Sir Leander Jameson, the no torious Transvaal raider, recalls the starting point of the Boer war, which ended in the elimi nation of the Boer republic. Jameson and the interests backing him builded better than they planned. On the ruins of the republic rose the United States of South Africa, with the veterans of the veldt in full control. What the Boers lost in the war, as events show, is balanced by com plete political control and the added benefits of a larger vision of world affairs. " Indications point strongly to a modification of federal plans for reducing production of pleasure automobiles. A showing of capacity sufficient for war needs without seriously decreasing reg ular production visions an unbroken stretch of sunny days for automobile row. How the Are Mighty Sorted? By Fre'ericJ.Haskin Washington, Nov.' 28. The recent death of Warren S. Young deprived the government of one of its most valuable employes. Mr. Young was an absolute and final authority on government procedure not in parliamentary matters are are some of our illustrious statesmen up on the hill, but in social affairs. For 36 years he was social clerk of the White House. This is one of the most difficult positions con nected with the government. The social clerk must make the arrangements for all the White House entertainments from formal state dinners to informal afternoon teas. Menus must be planned, decorations bought, musical programs selected and the invitations sent out the last being a peculiarly delicate proposition requiring the greatest tact and ingenuity. The dispensing of any large degree of hos pitality in any city is usually a difficult matter, owing to the small spites and differences occur ring among groups of acquaintances and friends. There are the two ladies who have quarreled over the pedigrees of their dogs; the two gentlemen who are not on speaking terms as the result of a certain stock transaction; the dowager who has refused to acknowledge her new daughter-in-law and a whole list of divorcees who must never be invited to the same dinner. These are only a few of the numerous cases that must be consid ered in sending out invitations. Hospitality has become a business, carefully planned and sys tematized by a social secretary. In Washington it is particularly difficult. Here, not only personal differences must be considered, but political differences and the matter of rank play an important part. The United States for a republic, is most conspicuously permeated with the atmosphere of the court. True, the social clerk of the White House need not bother with the ranking-scale of earls and dukes and barons, but he rmist bother with the relative status of diplomats, senators and supreme court justices. He must know in any company of guests who shall be the first to fol low the president in to dinner, who shall come second and third and fourth, together with the ladies they must escort. Inasmuch as the fathers of the constitution made the social mistake of creating the three branches of the government equal, the task of ranking them had to be worked out by other gen erations. Ranking the president, of course, was easy. He was the head of the nation and must, therefore, come first in everything. The president is always the first one to enter the dining room, and the first one to leave it. He is also the first to be served. But the most difficult question, and one which has never been satisfactorily settled, is who shall come second. The cabinet, the senate and the supreme court must all be disposed of. Under the present sys tem of rules and precedents, the foreign diplomats are given the first rank after the vice president, since they are the guests of the nation. A for eign ambassador is the first to follow the presi dent in to dinner, escorting the president's wife on his arm. After the diplomatic corps comes the supreme court then the cabinet and then the senate. There is still a great deal of dispute concern ing the last classification. Some contend that the senate should precede the cabinet, because all cabinet officers owe their confirmation in office to the senate, but others are of, the opinion that the cabinet should come first since it is more nearly affiliated with the chief executive. The reasons advanced for placing the supreme court before either the cabinet or the senate are that it wears an especially dignified cloth and holds of fice for life. The question of precedence between the army and the navy has led to so much bitter argument that two officers of hii?h rank from each branch of the service are rarely invited onHhe same oc casion. Since this nation has never been militaris tic in the past, the ranking of the army and navy always has been lower than in most countries. Even the admiral of the navy is usually con sidered less important than a senator, although he has a substantial claim for precedence under the navy regulations. These provide for a salute of 17 guns for the admiral of the navy, which is the same number prescribed for the secretary. Hence, Admiral Dewey always held the opin ion that his social rank was the same as that of the secretary of the navy, and the only way Wash ington hostesses could ever settle the dispute was never to invite the two officials to the same party. Indeed, this complicated matter of precendent has led the White House to adopt practically the same policy. Separate dinners and receptions are given to each branch of the government, thus avoiding any hurt feelings. At the beginning of the season the president's secretary announces the dates of these affairs. First of all is the president's New Year's re ception, which marks the beginning of the social season in Washington. This, too, is run with con siderable tact and ingenuity, the various social factions being kept carefully separated. Usually the reception begins about 11 o'clock, when the president receives the vice president, the members of the cabinet and the diplomat corps. A little later, the supreme court of the United States and the supreme court of the District of Columbia are received. This is followed by the congressional delegation, consisting of senators, congressmen and territorial representatives. As soon as this group is ushered out, another con sisting of army and navy officers Is ushered in. Lastly, come the secretaries and assistant secre taries of the various government departments. In the afternoon" a citizens' reception is held, which is attended by everyone who can possibly secure an invitation to it, from thu clerks and stenogra phers of the legislative offices to wealthy hard ware manufacturers. Immediately following the New Year's recep tion comes the White House reception to the diplomatic corps, which is in turn followed by a dinner to that body. Next in order is the judicial reception followed by a dinner to the supreme court. Then a reception is given to congress, in cluding both the senate and the house, after which the army and navy reception t occurs, and the White House is through its official obligations and again on safe pround. Not so, Washington hostesses, however. These ladies are compelled to struggle all through the season with the mass of social red tape created by past precedents and customs. Now that the country is at war, it is a question this season as to whether the army and navy should not be given precedence' above the senate, and whether the assistant secretaries of the War de partment are not more important that the assist ant secretaries of the Department of the Interior, for example. For, of course, the riddle of rank does not end with the highest officials of the government. The wife of a chief clerk considers that her social rating is far above that of the wife of the assist ant chief clerk, and the wife of the assistant chief clerk never calls on any of tho wives of just clerks, and so the system goes on down to the very elevator men andt messenger boys. Mr. Lane has eliminated a great deal of this silly snobbery in the Department of the Interior by the establishment of a department club where all the employes of the interior may meet and become acquainted with each other without un due embarrassment to their important rank. This club, which is in a fine old house on Lafayette Square, contains a billiard room, a ball room, card rooms and a library It is called the Home club, and that is what it is a club where people may feel at home in spite of their pretensions. People and Events Wholesale grocers in Kansas City and New York are publicly charged with profiteering at the expense of sugar scarcity. In several in stances retailers were refused sugar unless the order included certain quantity of other goods for which, there is much less demand. Food ad ministrators in both localities are looking up th charges, and promise to swing clubs if the charges are found true. Right in the Spotlight Euleutherios Venizelos, premier- of Greece, who has been attending: the Interallied conference in London, and who has announced an expectation of visiting the United States next spring-, has long been a dominant figure In the affairs of Greece. Of an ancient Greek family, which migrated to Crete about 100 years ago, M. Venizelos is a Cretan by birth, but was educated at the Uni versity of Athens. Returning to Crete, he took a prominent part in the insur rection against the Turks. As a leader in the Cretan legislature he worked unceasingly for a union of Crete and Greece. Later he was called to Ath ens by the king of Groece to form a cabinet. Through his support of the Kntente Allies he lost favor with King Constantine and was retire from of fice. With Constantine's overthrow M. Venizelos was immediately restored to power. One Year Ago Today in the War. Roumanians remnverl o-nirornwionf in .Josnay as the Austro-Germans closed in oa oucnaresc ureece appealed to neutrala, declaring the government was being coerced by Entente Allies. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago. The first performance of "A Great Wrong" was given at the Grand opera house to a demonstrative audience. bixty-rour members were present at tees Storyettc of the Day. The old sea captain, in brass but tons, sat smoking comfortably by his fireside, when Jack, his sailor son, burst In upon him. "Weather too rough," explained the son, "so we've put in for a day." "Too rough!" exclaimed Mr. Tar, with visions of his, own days on the briny. "Why, sir,-1 was once sailing round the cape when a storm came on, and it blew down the mainmast and the mizzenmast was swept away, but we didn't even think of putting in!" ' "Well, you see," explained the son, "this storm was so bad it blew the anchors off the captain's buttons, took the paint off the ship's bows and" "Stop!" cried the old man. "You do me credit. Jack you do me credit!" Milwaukee News. AMERICAN BOYS. American Hoys: , ' The best In all creation. ( American Boya: Tha hope ot ev'ry nation: Sona of aires that never quailed. Now when Liberty's aasallcd They are eager for tha flRht Strom to battle for the right For Columbia take their chance On the battlefields of France; Wlth'their allies stand or fall. And for freedom stake their all. Shall we then our riches store While they face the battle's roar? Hoard our wheat and corn and cattle While they hear machine runs rattle? God pity him who In this strife Keckona gold above a life. In agony let him atone Live to himself and die alone. American Boys: On land or sea Ood bless and keep them Wherever they be. C. M. ALDRICH. Nebraska City. Neb. When a submarine is submerged every ound from outside floats distinctly into its hull. Its crew is able to hear the beat of shirs' propellers above and around them and to tell by the noises how near their ene mies are. - ' ' - ' a meeting of the Barbers' Protective association. Secretary Nattinger of the board of trade is preparing an exhaustive re port of the foreign population of Ne braska, coupled with an estimate of the lands owned by them. D. P. Wells, deputy county clerk, has returned from an extended west ern trip. He visited Denver, Salt Lake City and Ogden. Ed.Cudahy of Chicago, Armour's well known manager, 4s in the city. Frank Murphy, accompanied by his sister, Mrs. T. B. Cuming, has returned to this city. A large number of men and women were preserrfat the meeting held at i tne council chamber to perfect the or ganization of a board of charities. Mayor Broatch presided and the com mittee on bylaws and constitution made a report This Day In History. 1765 The landing of , revenue stamps at Brunswick, N. C, was re sisted. 1785 William Whipple, a- signer of the Declaration of Independence, died at Portsmouth, N. H. Born at Klttery, Me.,' January 14, 1730. 1794 Baron Steuben, who or ganized the American army in the revolution, died at Steubenville, N. Y. Born at Madgeburg, Prussia, Novem ber 15, 1730. 1869 Thomas Kingsford, inventor of the manufacture .of corn starch, died at Oswego, N. Y. Born in Eng land, September 29, 1799. 1870 The Prussian parliament voted 100,000,000 thalers to continue the war with France. 1892 The Loubet ministry in France resigned on the Panama canal scandal Issue. 1898 Prince George of Greece was appointed high commissioner of Crete. 1914 Montenegrins defeated . Aus trian force near Vishegrade, Bosnia. 1915 Berlin announced the success fut conclusion of the Serbian cam paign. The Day We Celebrate. Vice Admiral DeWitt Coffman, U. S. N., born in Shenandoah county, Virginia, 63 years ago today. Henry E. Byram, newly elected pres ident of the Chicago, Milwaukee & St Paul railroad, born at Galesburg, 111., 52 years ago today. John Barrett, "director general of the pan-American union, born at Grafton, Vt., 51 years ago today. Marcus H. Holcomb, governor of Connecticut, born at New Hartford, Conn., 73 years ago today. David Warfleld, one of the foremost actors of the American stage, born in San Francisco, 51 years ago today. Prof. Arthur G. Webster of Clark university, member of the navy con sulting board, born at Brookline, Mass., 64 years ago today. "Bobby" Jones, holder of the south ern golf championship, born in At lanta, 15 years ago today. Lee Fohl, manager of the Cleveland American league base ball club, born in Pittsburgh, 38 years ago today. Timely Jottings and Reminders. The kings of Norway, Sweden and Denmark are to meet in council at Chrlstiania today to discuss problems confronting the neutral nations. Several speakers of national promi nence are on the program for the ses sions of this, the second day of the annual convention of the Atlantic Deeper Waterways association, at Miami, Fla. Housewives throughout the land to day will complete the preparations for Thanksgiving. Pantries will be in-, spected to see that no purchases for the Thanksgiving 'dinner have been omitted. Mince meat has been made, cakes baked, cranberries made into jelly for tomorrow's dinner table, and turkeys stuffed in readiness for the big feast. WheaUess-Meatless-Sweetless. Omaha, Nov. 25. To the Editor of The Bee: As we all wish to do every thing in our power to conserve fod, and especially sugar, I submit you the plan of setting aside Thursday as sweetless day. No candy or sugar. Why not advertise to the readers of l The Bee this plan and thus put Omaha in tne iront for a wonderful plan that I believe all cities should and will adopt "Thursday sweetless day." A TRAVELING MAN. Why Exempt Ball Players. Filley, Neb., Nov. 26. To the Editor of The Bee: Just why exemption of particularly capable base ball players from the army draft should be made is not properly set forth by President Johnson of the American league who asks that this be done. The reason given that the welfare of the game depends upon their remaining at home to piay win not appeal to American citizens who have, had sons sent and been summoned from important in dustrial and commercial undertakings to bear arms in behalf of their coun try. , It seems impossible for certain classes of people in the United States to appreciate the fact that we are ac tually at war.. They continually look upon the combat as one deserving the participation of those who have noth ing else to do'. If our war is to be fought as most of us believe it must base ball will feel the baneful influence of human combat as certainly as will farming, manufacturing, education, home life, or in any other important factor of American affairs and it looks to me that it should. The responsi bilities that are placed upon us should be handled so as to develop the most good and service to the government of and for and by the people and regard- : less of our occupation we should be ready to put our money, lives and prayers into this conflict W. BRADFORD CISSNA. Declarations of War. Lexington, Neb., Nov. 22. To the Editor of The Bee: Will you please advise me as to which made the decla ration of war, Germany or France and England; also in regard to Russia? CLAUDE SMITH. Answer: Austria ' declared war against Serbia on July 28, 1914; Ger many declared war against Russia on August 1, 1914; Germany declared war against France and Belgium, and England declared war against Ger many on August 4, 1914. Germany had violated Belgian neutrality on August 2 by crossing the border with troops on the way to France. Altogether 28 declarations of war have been made between the European nations. CHEERY CHAFF. A number ot volunteer soldiers were waiting- to be "shot" when one of them re fharked, "In a way this compulsory vacci nation makea us conscripts." "How so?" he was aaked. "We are forced to bare arms, aren't we?" ha replied. Boston Transcript. - ' of the Gracchi, "one of your jeweli U -Paste? What mean you? -Hear mo out, Cornelia. One of your Jewels Is pasting the other in the eya. Louisville couner-journau "It says here that alcohol affects blondes more quickly than brunettes," said tho Old Fogy. "Do you believe that?" "Sure," replied the Orouch. Blondes are light-headed, ain't they?" Cincinnati Inquirer. "I wonder what Henry meant when I asked htm what aystem his friend Begg had adopted to be having so much ready money?" "What did he say?" "He said Begg had been studying the touch system." Baltimore American. Green Telephone Girl Say, Clarice, what do you do when they accuse you ot lis tening In? i Old Hand Reverse the charges. Judge. ''Cornelia,"' said the Roman matron who lived across the Applan way from the mother. We Can't Sell Pianos in TURKEY But We Can Give Thanks That We Can Sell Pianos In Omaha at Following Low Prices $90, $125, $150, $165, $175, $190 and Better Pianfls made by Cable-Nelson, Kimball, H. B. Chase, C. Kurtz- man, Gaylord, Steger, Macy & Kamp. i On small weekly or monthly payments These are nearly new, used, and fine lookers, wearers and are dependable. You' get a stool and scarf. We RENT PIAfiOS for $3.50 Per Month A IIOSPE CO. 1513 DOUGLAS ST. B t? B'B if B"T"l LetCuticuraBe Your Beauty Doctor X9 J-9 B9 F9 19 19 X9 i-fW Location Our City Ticket Office is now per manently located at 411 South 15th Street Railway Exchange Building. Telephone Douglas 428. Our City Freight Office will tem porarily locate in Room 437, 4th Floor, same building. Telephones Douglas 447 and 448. The same courteous attention will continue to be accorded our patrons. J. S. McNally, Division Passenger Agent. E. P. 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