THE BEE:V OMATIA. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 20. 1017. 5 FLEISHMAN, ass't I i By MELLIFICIANov. 19 It's a Sad Tale Mates! Many years ag in the Philippine Isles, where the Ukuleles and the Hulu-ladies abound, a woman who i was formerly an Omahan was living in Manila, as lier husband was consul tp the Philippine Islands. William Howard Taft was doing a little campaigning at the time and stopped at Manila. Of course the city put on its best clothes and "pol ished up the handle of the big front door" in honor of the distinguished visitor. JEhc "big man" was wined and dined during his stay and when the time ,fame for his departure an immense f crowd .was at the 'boat to bid him goodbye. Mrs. American Consul, who had done everything in her power to make the genial Mr. Taft's visit a pleasant one, was very anxious to" leave a good last impression. As she mounted the gang-plank to sljke hands with Mr. Taft for the last time, a sudden jerk of the boat caused her to slip, and splash! the poor lady fell into the sad sea. The water was very shallow and as three or four brave men reached the water almost as soon as the unfortunate member of the reception committee did the only in jury she received was the one to her pride. You can imagine how you would feel to be fished out of the ocean, all the curl out of your hair and all the starch out of your shirt waist, with a future president of the United States looking on. ' The woman in question visits very often in Omaha and has a host of friends here, but I'll wager that very few of them have heard the salt water story I have-just related. ' Wedding Announcement. Announcement is made of the mar riage of Mrs. Marie Fernandez of Cheyenne, Wyo., and Mr. F. C. Mc Cune of this city, which took place at the home of the bridegroom's parents, Mr. and Mrs. J. W. McCune, Satur day afternoon, Rev. Lloyd Holsapple oerforming the ceremony. Mr. and JJrs. McCune left immediately after the ceremony for Mr. McCune's ranch ftt North Park, Colorado, where they willmake their home. For Miss Slabaugh Mr. and Mrs, Willard C. Slabaugh brill entertain at dinner at their home fhis evening in honor of Miss Ruth Slabaugh and Mr. George Engler. jThe guests who will be the members I pi the wedding party include: " Misses . Misses Ruth Slabaugh, Eleanor Slabaugh Mae Engler Grace Slabaugh. Mr Harry Koch. and Mrs. Frank Engler. At the Research Club Father Miller, the .speaker at the Jneeting of the Research club held Sunday afternoon at St. Berchman's academy talked on ihe topic, ."The Three Great Books of the World." Miss Gertrude Miller gave a piano olo, , x Dancing Party. Vesta chapter No. 6, O. E. S., will grhre a dancinsr and card party at the Blackstone Monday evaoing, Novem ber 26. Apron Bazar. An apron bazar witl be held Wed fiesday and Thursday afternoon at Eie House of Hope. Fancy and prac cal aprons of all styles and sizes, tnany of them made by the women who live at the House of Hope, will Ce on sale. A crocheted bedspread And a silk quilt, the latter made by ome of the old people, will also be Sold. Columbian Club The Columbian club will give a tird party Wednesday afternoon at yceurty hall. Ten prizes of poultry Vill be given, prpheum Party. Mr. J. A. Cavers will entertain a box party of eight at the Orpheim this evening. E. II. Howland will have a party of six and those enter taining parties of five are: Miss Florence Long, Charles Metz, L. M. Cohen, William Foye, George Bran deis, Norris Brown, R. L. Blanchard, Charles Beaton and A. ,E. Rogers. Foursomes will be given by G. A. Donaldson, Tom Flynn, T. E. Dailey, Lester Heyn, J. F. Farnsworth, A. , Harris, C. T. Stewart, A. B. McCon- nell, 0. C. Redick, A. V. Kinslcr and Judge Ben Baker. Brandeis Theater Parties. All the boxes at the Brandeis thea ter will be taken for the benefit per formance tonight of "Bought and Paid For," given for the building fund of the Omaha Association for the Better ment of Boys and Girls. The execu tive committee, including Dr. and Mrs. Callfas, Judge and Mrs. Charles Leslie, Judge and Mrs. Howard Ken nedy, Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Rogers, Mr, and Mrs. L. J. Healey, Mrs. Sam uel Foote, Mrs. C. W. Hayes, Mrs. George Joslyn and Miss Esther John son will occupy two boxes. Albert HabeTstro. Miss Nora Neal. Miss Myrtle Wyatt and Miss Hazel The experience of the other woman is the cheapest 1 you get I 3D Hr't m httmra c r tribute. It it only en or thomtandt. 1917 1853 64 Years Serrice QUALITY Survive , Thil It thm Stvntimth Ymar of Charter Oak Stove, Range and Furnace. It year dealer trie to talk yoa into baytng another make, , write to a. 1 Charter Oak Stove & Range Co St. Louis, no. . V v i 1 . ) , . ai Widely it 'Wood il)i Imri Kl.-ff.-ni. Phnhi Miss Adelyn Wood and Miss Dorothy Morton, two talented young mu sicians, who are co-operating with the great movement to raise funds for the Armenian relief by giving a two-piano concert this evening at the Young Women's Christian association auditorium, the pjroceeds'of the con cert to be given to this fund. Silver of Chicago, who take part in the community singine which will be a feature of the performance, will oc cupy another box. Mr. and Mrs. Charles T. Kountze, Mrl and Mrs. John L. Kennedy, Tom Quinlan, Mayor Dahlman and Dr. and Mrs. H. C. Sumney have taken boxes. A party of twelve officers and their ladies "from Fort Omaha will make up large line party. T. P. Redmond and Morris Gross will entertain line parties of eight each. Patriotic Canival. A dancing party and carnival will be given this evening by the Dundee Woman's Patriotic, club at the Field club. The proceeds of the affair will go to the 134th machine gun com pany, which company the little club is sponsoring. Beside various stunts, a sale of fruit cakes and breads will be held. Jitney service will be in use from the car to the club grounds. Mrs. A. F. Tyler, 4911 Underwood avenue, will be hostess for the meet ing of the West Omaha Mothers' club Friday at 2:30 o'clock. The following program will be given: "How a BiU Becomes a LawHow Introduced anal Committee Work." bv Mrs. T. T. White; "Nebraska Representatives in Congress and What Thev Have Ac complished," by Mrs. F. W. Moshier; "Social Waste and Social Defectives," by Mrs. R. A. McFarland. A piano solo will be given by Mrs. A. F. Tyler. PERSON ALS Mr. Bert C. Fowler, who unerwent an operation for appendicitis at the Lord Lister hospital two weeks ago, has recovered sufficiently to be moved to his home, "Hillcrest," in Florence Heights. Mr. Will Browne of Salt Lake City arrived Sunday evening to join Mrs. Urowne and small daughter, who are the guests of Mrs. Browne's parents, Mr. and Mrs. I. W. McLune. I hey will remain until after Thanksgiving. Two million women in New York will be entitled to vote in the elections next year. When five p?ominent women of Waco, Tex., offered to serve as po licewomen during the 1917 Cotton States Palace carnival, the offer was gladly accepted by the chief of police. Office of M. J. O'Donnell Contractor & Builder AVON. ILLS., July 17, 1917. Charter Oak Stove J. Range Co., St. Louis, Mo Sirs: I aa using a Charter 5 Oak Cook Stove, aanufactured In 1852. It was bought by ay father in '53, and has been in constant use ever sinoe. It is in perfect condition, hav- ing the same top, back and doors; all are good. The top is as level as any new stove ever made, so is the lining -in s the back, and not even cracked. Respectfully, s Mrs. 11. J. O'Connell, Avon, Ills., Box 223. '7mmW: ' A naif ? . Doroifiy DYortoit Kin. h;irl-Ktefrrn f'hiilit Hawaiians Complain of Yankee Tourists Who Are "Close and Uninterested" Most ofus have been laboring un der the impression that the "weaing them higher" really originated in Ha waii and that you could get away with anything there and merely match the rest of the animated landscape. So the fair visitors have been struggling to follow the maximum about, "When in Rome," and Hawaii i3 suffering under the shock. It seems Honolulu is not exactly, like the drop curtain of it in vaude ville, and when the last meet on the "beach at Waikiki" took place and the fair competitors appeared with their suits modeled on vaudeville lines, the island at large lost an eye and had more than enough. They wore them not only higher, but tighter. Now agitation is afoot to institute a dress reform at the next Athletic union convention. Hawaiians com plain they can't tt so much as a grass skirt to visitors any more. Strange How Folks Disagree on Ukulele Now comes a man who would exon erate the Hawaiians from all blame in bringing upon the earth that twanging miniature guitar we all love so well, the ukelelc. . The Rev. John F. Cowan, D. D., W the Hawaiian Islands; would place the responsibility for the work on the heads of the Portuguese, for, he says, they took the ukulele to the South Sea Islands, and ever since the dusky maidens of the south have hummed and strummed their lilting lays on the sighing strings. The New Public Market MONEY-SAVING GROCERY DEPARTMENT Suggestions for Meatiest Sunkist Flour, 48-lb. sack.. $2.80 Fancy Head Rice, 3 lbs 25c Hand Picked White Navy Beans, per lb. at. ..15c Bulk Oatmeal, 4 lbs 25c Grape Nuts, 2 pkg .25c Holland Rusk, per pkg. 10c Pet or Carnation Milk, small size, four for .". . .25c FRESH FRUITS AND VEGETABLES White Potatoes, 15 lbs to peck, 40c I Large Cucumbers, each 15c Fancy Jonathan Apples, per bushel I Fancy Leaf Lettuce, 3 for 10c box, at v $1.75 i CALIFORNIA DRIED FRUITS Four Crown Muscatel Raisins, at, I New California Prunes, lb 15c perlb .... 15c j BUTTER, EGGS AND CHEESE DEPARTMENT Fresh Country Butter, in 2-lb. I Fancy Cream Cheese, lb 30c rolls, per lb 42 He Full Cream Brick Cheese, lb. .35c Don't fail to visit our fresh and smoked fish department largest in, the city. Our stock U complete. Our sanitary delicatessen department it the talk of Omaha. Our talada and dressings and roast meats and poultry aro tha most delicious to be-found. Save time and worry at home by buying your cooked meats and talads from ut. manes PHONE DOIJG.2793 Mato Floor Firtt Nat'!. Bank Building. Milady Goes Shopping The best time to shop is when the advertise ments chronicle a sale of the things you need and several other times. By ADELAIDE KENNERLY. Jll-X-.s the best time .Sliop?" you ask. , Ihcre are two nest tunes, Take our choice. First, the vcrv best time to slum is when you really need something. If you have blonde hair, and black wigs . -.1. .i ' i aic im saic, mui is iiic.wiuiik nine km r you to shop. But it your hair is thin, and blonde hair of good quality is on sale, that is absolutely and positively the right time for you to shop if you have the money. See the difference? Thanks! Glad you got nie. ' ' . Seriously speaking, any woman j who reads carettiiiy the advertise ments in daily newspapers, as faith fully as the men read the sport pages, will benefit many times during the month. If you are in need oi a hat. and your exchequer is limited, watch the advertisements for "leaders" aud take advantage f them. If you need a suit it can be located in the same way. Not any-old-suit, but the style, material and price within your reach. Second Shop earlv in the morn ing. Shop before your feet arc tired. Shop before the clerk's feet arc tired. Charity Ball Friday Night Promises to Be Brilliant Affair Omaha will relax from its war re lief labors long enough to attend the charity ball Friday evening at ihe Fontenelle for the benefit of the Child Saving institute. At prese" t the institute is caring for 35 babies and 25 toddlers, and in two days recently nine babies were placed in good homes. These homes are all investigated before the little ones are given into their care and every precaution is taken to see that the conditions are proper and right for the child. The ball Friday will be the one ap peal to the public for funds for the institute work, and it deserves a" gen erous response. A novel feature of the ball is the style show which is to precede the dancing. The most prominent society girls are to take part in it and in the smartest, newest frocks, both aft ernoon and evening ones, they will promenade the length of the ball room after the manner of the pro fessional style show girls whom we see at our spring and autumn shop openings and on the screen every week. The Omaha girls have plenty of style and are taking to the idea with glee and will give next week to practicing real style show walk and swagger. Two thousand tickets are being mailed, some to officers at Forts Crook and Omaha. Anyone desiring a ticket may applyto Mrs. A. L. Reed, Mrs. Joseph Barker or Mrs. E. H. Sprague. The hotel management has ar ranged a table d'hote dinner preced ing the concert. Mrs. John McShane is arranging a large Dutch treat party and Mrs. Joseph Barker will entertain at one of the dinners Among the mannikins will be Queen Elizabeth Reed in her royal Ak-Sar-Ben robes and the Goddess of Liberty, MissJegina Connell. Of the 200,000 women and girls employed in the district of Birming ham, England, over 25,000 are organ ized. CAREY ARRESTED The Carey Cleaning Co. has arrested the attention of all Omaha by the won derful work they are doing on children's clothing. These garments can be cleaned, pressed, altered and repaired at reason able prices. "Tell" Webster 392. ASK FOR and GET Horlick's The Original Malted Milk Substitutes Cost YOU Sams Prica and Wheatless Days Oil Sardines, four for. 25c W. H. Baker's Cocoa, 3 for. . .25c Kamo Pancake Flour, pkg 10c Skinner's Macaroni cr Spaghetti, 3 for 25c Pink Salmon, tall cans 20c Red Salmon, tall cans 25c Tuna Fish, small size can.... 18c -jT , PI I I Noihing so relieves one of judg to'"'1"1' , i,u,sv- """" j Shop before the daily cares have j unnerved you. j Shop before sonic inconsiderate. ! peevish woman has unnerved the clerk. Shop while the goods arc orderly 'im tne counters. Shop while the air in the stores is fresh. One-Minute Store Talk A dutiful daughter, buying an overcoat for "dad" the other day, found that our store labid was missing from the garment. She insisted upon having one sewed in. saying: "Father hat been a customer of the Ne braska for years. He,, would refute to wear a garment that didn't have your label." Such is the force of selling satisfaction. COMPARE OUR VALUES ALWAYS PS. F 4. & Included in our Oval Label line are meats, fish, fruits, vegetables, condi- ments, seasonings, evaporated milk, etc. in packages. Most of our KSSif Package Food3 are cooked, ready-to-serve. There is no waste, no shrink age, no cooking expense. Our famous Stockinet Star Ham is typical, of the entire Oval Label line a x, 1:1 Robt. Budatr, Mgr., 13th and Jones SU., Omaha. Douf. 1055. I Shop before the clerks are so worn out that your smiles cannot penetrate, i Shop before 1,000 others are push ! ing and pulling at everything you want to inspect. I Shop while the assortment is large. '-Shop while the sun is rising, not j setting. 1 Shop while you have lime to look. - hclt vo. Niop while the clerks have time to Of course, it is impossible for some crn''s .,s. "c1,,8 oone mmi uy ""IC" women to leave their homes, except I a" Kir''- between certain hours, but the ma- M;u' Pickford. the motion picture Jority w ill find it possible, if a little j star, has subscribed $90,000 for Lib effort is used, to shop early. It is : ft ty loan bonds, better for the early shoppers and will j The Chicago Grand Opera corn relieve the congestion of the late aft-' pany has a chorus composed entirely crnoon. j of American girls. Be a wre hit thoiiiriifiil anil sre if it I Sim-c ilu war hrpnn the rmnlov- i doesn't helo vnu as nairli as it helns the eomniunitv at laru-r. Reinforcements Coming Up! Regiment Upon Regiment of Winter $15 $20 $2S $30 VAST reserves of winter overcoats, held back for the wintercampaign, are now being brought forward. Extra warmth, extra quality, extraordinary values distinguish this tremendous showing of overcoats. Presenting in one overwhelming display more fine over coats makers' productions than any western store has ever shown at any one time. Overcoats for Young Men, styles of smart distinction, , from extreme "Trench" models to form-fitting overcoats $15 to 60 Overcoats for Rough Weather big col lared, wide skirted, full or half-belted, single and double breasted S10 to $40 . Overcoats for Dresi Wear, richly silk- ' lined Chesterfields, Can Meltons, "ViX cunas, St. George Kerseys, Warumbos $25 to $50 Overcoats from foremost English tailors our own importation, first-hand style ideas with all the newer military touches- $35 to $60 Fur Collar Overcoats, $25 to $100 Fur and Fur-Lined O'Coats, $50 to $125 All that's new in overcoats awaits you and values that may N .sMNMMm yi.l'l.UWajiijjMJufl. m.k MXtHMtti .CORECT APPAREL FOR MEN AND Wasteless Foods THE products shown above were all on tlie market before the war. And today aa then they are unexcelled for quality and dependability. . For even under conditions which call for utmost-value for-money foods, the housewife can find no more economical assortment than our Oval Label line. a good example of our power of selec tion and skill in preparation. In times of peace or war there is rro waste in Armour's Quality Products. We have not had to change our methods to meet war conditions. They have always offered you the highest food value for your money. Always look for Armour's Oval Label Call oar branch horn manager and a$k namtt Oeat Label dealer in your neighborhood. ARMOUR V. COMPANY Mainly About Women In Turkey the fat woman is consid ered beautiful. There are three times as many wid ows as widowers in the United States. The Brooklyn Rapid Transit com pany is now - employing women at subway guards. The harvesting of the Canadian , , i i mrnt of iv.imrn in the British metal industries tins increased 84 oer cent. vercoats never come again Don't wait. s. SEE OUR WINDOWS TODAY WOMEN UM" H. p. Lef (erts. South 1740.. 9Qlk ..! n c- fW WW I 13 Ml fii win m mmimidtt ui iiitWwadiaawawlw