in TUC PPP. nUTATTA TTIPOTlAV T-kl7T?lnrT f mifT THE BEE: OMAHA. WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 1917. The Omaha Bee , DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY ' FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THK BEX PUBLISHING COMPANY, PROPRIETOR. Entered at Omaha potoffice a second-clan matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION By Carrier. Pally and Siindiv vtt m, I So Iilr wttboui Hunday " c Btmt&i and Buda ' 1(V Kftnloi wltliOUt Sunuty " la Ktinrfkv ItM mlv " uC toad notice of otstntt of adilrwi or IrreiuUrltj Id dellrerr to Omaha Baa CtrtuUUon ihwuuhjL MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Tka Associated Prna. of trtilrn The H It a acmtwr. la sieluiltel? ailtlad to the um for TfpuMleaUen ef all e 4Uitcbi credited te It or set otherwise emIUcd In Uila vmn and alio tn Incal news published damn. All nglils of pubilceuoo of our claJ dispatches an aM rwmd, REMITTANCE Srailt or drrt. eiiirwt or pnl order. Only ! -cent itamr takni in da) ratal of mall arwnnia Personal check, cicept un Omaha and autero eichtnse. Krted. OFFICES Omaha Tha Bee Ilutldihi. Chictio reoplt'a Oat Building. Acuta Omlia-:; 8. :ilb t Now York 5 fifth At. Council Bluffs 14 N. Mala IK. St. Louis N( B'k of Commerce Unooln LltUs Building. Washlnstnn-lsu O ML By Mall, rcr retr, 1(1.(10 4.(0 e.PO 60 2.00 CORRESPONDENCE Addrrat communications nliting to omi and editorial nattn to Omaha lit. Jwliiorlal Department. OCTOBER CIRCULATION 58,059 Daily Sunday, 51,752 Annie etrmlitlon for the moats rjhtcrtbed end twora to bt Dwtfht WUlama, Circulation alanacar Subecrlbera leavinf the city should have The Bee mailed te them. Addreaa chanted aa oltenj requested. War measures lake precedence. When the 1917 election returns are in we will probably have a new map of Bryanism. Signed pledge cards in Nebraska number 141,303. How many signers crossed their fingers? Why not try out the overtime rule on men first A little extra money might be relished in hat quarter. It goes without saying the American boys in the trenches put up a game right. Equally certain they will make the raiders pay in due time. Attila achieved distinction at the champion butcher of hit day. If he could return to earth and essay t comeback his successor could truth fully tell him, "Go, get a reputation." Among the significant ligns of the times is the alacrity of big business in co-operating with the government to win the war. Small business pulls back, but leads in volume of sourfd. Entertaining the state teachers is always a privilege to Omaha and, besides that, each time makes us realize better that the schools in the smaller towns and cities are just about as good as ours. ' AH agree that the just finished New York mu nicipal campaign has been full of personalities and bitter recrimination seldom matched in any political contest There is no limit on "schrek lichkeit" in political warfare. The United States has been formally at war with Germany now for seven months. .What would have happened to us in our unprepared ness it the Allies were not keeping the enemy busy on the other side of the water? The Fryingpan festivities in honor of the colonel-to-be deftly combined the practical with the social gayeties of the occasion. A few more similar experiences will prove of great military value in overcoming the gas attacks of the Huns. Dr. Dumba, the bounced Austrian diplomat, observes once more that "the giant naval program of the United States is mostly a bluff." The qual ifying word saves the doctor from complete sur prise when Uncle Sara exerts the full force of his naval boot Brother Wilhelm's encouraging letters to Sister Sophie lose none of their interest coming after the Greece pot and plot were overturned. Now that Tino and Sophie are down and out Brother Wilhclm can do no less than support them in the style to which they are accustomed. "Sink and leave no trace," advised Count von Luxburg in dealing with the neutral shipping of South American countries. Official repudiation of the policy were unconvincing for the reason that proof was available. The inhuman treat ment of the crews of the shattered British con voys shows conclusively that barbaric policy rules the sea forces of the kaiser. . Great Britain's economy campaign, which will continue through November, is more compre hensive in forces and sweep than the famous vic tory loan campaign of last winter. Four thou sand orators and lecturers are in the field, sup ported by 1,500 local committees and 40,000 food saving associations. The magnitude of the or ganized forces thus spreading the light of home economy broadly visions the determination of the British people to make any sacrifice necessary to win the war. ' Farewell to Bacon Philadelphia Ledger How do you like yours cut thick and blink ing reflectively in its own comfortable grease or sliced into thin seductive curls of a dryness in effable? Whichever be the choice, it were well to gratify that craving once more and have done, lest bacon the beloved vanish utterly from the knowledge of man. It is with alarm that the bacon fancier notes the inclusion of his dear de sire in the list of things, to be conserved; and his fears are not allayed by reading of a restaurant located in a stronghold of the Pennsylvania Dutch, which now requests its patrons, via the menu, not to order the delicacy the inference being that they won't get it even if they should disregard the courteous request. 1 O Bacon, where may we find a substitute like unto thee? Our loss will be a soldier's gain, for which reason we kiss the rod and obey; but what a sacrifice I Down the long series of workaday mornings, silently snowy or musical with sum mer's bird-songs, we face a procession of break fast eggs unrelieved, unadorned, unvaried, by a ingle curl of bacon. What campfires innumer able will burn and die, what picnic meals be eaten, at which fragrant memories of the dear departed will combine with the wood smoke to dim the vision and start the tears! If the war be pro longed, the coming generation may have to attain its majority without learning the palpitant joy of frizzling the elusive slice at the end of a stick, and jthen popping it between the wings of a roll for Immediate use repeat ad infinitum. There is no fragrance like that of frying bacon. There never will be one that rivals it It would call one back from the brink of the Styx, Charon's canoe in full sight It can do more than that it can get folks up in the morning. Therefore, when that enticing siren scent no longer wings ha way from the kitchenette clear into the matutinal dream, it is a safe bet that more than one person is going to roll over and go to sleep pgan. Then now will the world wag on? America and Japan Agree on China. One of the most momentous announcements yet recorded of external policy for the United States is that just made from Washington that an understanding agreement has been reached with Japan as to China. This agreement recog nizes Japan's peculiar interest, due to propin quity, in China, but guarantees political independ ence, territorial integrity and the "open door," which is all that Americans ever have contended for. Under such an arrangement we relinquish nothing of the quasi-protectorate assumed when the "open door" doctrine put a check to Russian, German and Japanese encroachment, but that re sponsibility will be greatly lessened by Japanese accession to a share in it. On the other hand, Japanese statesmanship is of the farseeing vari ety, which can project into the future the effect and influence of such an agreement, and already can discount the advantage that will come to the Nipponese because of their "peculiar interest." China should be benefited by the understand ing between the two great Pacific powers, each vitally concerned in the opening up and full de velopment of Chinese resources. With the bug bear of Japanese intrusion definitely removed, the Chinese may compose their own political dif ferences, assisted thereto by the friendly concern of the nations now standing sponsor for their fu ture. Whatever external influence is now set to work on Chinese affairs should be benign, for America and Japan in agreement will serve to bar any untoward design held in abeyance by an other nation with reference to China. The effect of the agreement on relations be tween the subscribing powers must also be bene ficial. All differences have not been wholly ac commodated by this act, but it is a long step in the direction of perfect accord. Just now the outcome is especially gratifying, since all three of the nations have joined in the war on Ger many, and unity of action on this line is made certain by the agreement. Wisely Postponed. Regardless of the impelling reason, the school board is to be commended for rescinding its or der for a special election to vote on a $2,250,000 issue of school bonds. It is explained that this action is taken in response to the appeal of the National Council of Defense that no new public enterprises not absolutely necessary be under taken at the present time, but we feel also that The Bee's voicing of adverse public sentiment convinced that the cost of a special election would be sheer waste of money had something to do with it It is rarely, however, that an offi cial body like the school board can be brought to see and admit that it has made a mistake and to remedy the mistake itself, and that is why the school board members who voted to postpone the submission of the bond proposition should have a double encomjum. When the time comes to pass on the school building program, particu larly if it is presented in a proper form, it will, in our judgment, be found to have gained rather than lost in popular support through thus re tracing the misstep. Call to the Stock Raisers. The Omaha conference of the Nebraska live stock committee, under the direction of the na tional food administrator, has sent out a call to stock men that should be heeded. It reiterates much that already has been said, but which can not be said too often until the crisis has passed. It is well enough to talk about this being a land of plenty; a food emergency exists, the world is short of both bread and meat and this must be provided. If America lived for itself alomf it would have abundance, but out of its store it must share with the needy of other lands. Therefore the stock raiser and the farmer must make exertions beyond ordinary to respond to the call.' It is not a question of price and it tran scends any other duty, for it is the call of human ity. Patriotism in America today means loyalty to the greatest government of, for and by the people ever erected and the life of that govern ment now hangs on the food supply. Our farm ers have shown their faith by their work and it is now squarely up to the live stock raisers to get into line and do their bit. Iron Rule of German War Lords. From both Germany and Austria come ac counts of protests futitely made by soldiers against barbaric cruelty and savage brutality. These afford no surprise to any who have watched the war closely from the start The commission headed by Viscount Bryce which went in 1915 to officially inquire into the outrages in Belgium and eastern France unearthed numerous instances of protests by German officers as well as men against the "terror It is a sad mistake to think of all Germans as brutal below beasts. Many good men have been caught up by the great war machine and forced into its dreadful service. Cruel rigor of iron discipline holds them helpless, but their repugnance for the work they are set to do has lessened their efficiency. Death is their portion if they refuse to obey orders and they are held between two horrors, the disclosure of which em phasizes the duty before the democracies of the world. The military machine that made possi ble the terrible incidents now recounted must be broken so it can never be reassembled. This is our work and the nation is now marching for ward to its accomplishment Austria's Internal Troubles. Austria's desire for early peace rests on more than mere war exhaustion or humanitarian con siderations. The tide of political 'disorder in the empire is rising steadily. Opposition to German-Magyar rule is increasing daily among the Czechs, Slovaks and Ruthenians, who are making their presence and temper felt in a way most unpleasant for the dominant races. Strong elements long held in subjection by force and denied privileges extended to equals now demand political and economic independence. This rests on racial aspirations and is not to be overthrown for the glory of a government in which the pro testahts have little share beyond assuming a large portion of the burden of its support Bohemians especially are determined to win their freedom as a result of the war. The Stockholm .resolution consigning them to further subjugation under Germanic and Magyar domination is the merest travesty on professions of democracy. The keen est of interest in this aspect of the war is felt in the United States, where so many of the races affected have made their homes, and from which their young men have gone forth to fight against conditions sought to be perpetuated by the Aus trian crown party. Any threat from Vienna to suppress the agitation by force is idle. The peace conference, when it is held, will deal with the question of these submerged peoples and ad justment will be made on lines of justice for all nations and without regard for the welfare of any particular dynasty. Community Music By Frederic J. Raskin Washington, Nov. 4. Baltimore's tax budget contained a novel item this year. Among all the appropriations for street paving, sewage, light ing, drinking water, policemen and all the other things that belongs to the average city there was an appropriation of $6,000 for the municipal symphony orchestra. This is the first tftne that an American mu nicipality has been taxed for music, but it is not at all surprising when you consider the phenome nal rapidity with which the community music idea has grown. Similar appropriations for orches tras, bands and choruses are now reported before town assemblies and state legislatures in all parts of the country and it has even recently been urged that the government create a new federal office, known as the bureau of fine arts, for the purpose of encouraging and supervising this new American movement. Representatives of the government, it is sug gested, should be eent to the state capitals to persuade the legislatures to pass free orchestral bills, to encourage communities of 2,000 or more inhabitants at least to mobilize a town band and to get the school houses of the nation turned into concert halls. Why isn't music as impor tant as agriculture? the advocates of this meas ure desire to know. Baltimore is extremely musical under any circumstances. It has a large musical conserva toryone of the best in America and is full of musicians, to whom good music is just as necessary as paving or policemen or any of those practical things for which people usually pay taxes. Thus the municipal symphony orchestra means a great deal to Baltimoreans. They hear splendid concerts free of charge or they play in it themselves under the direction of a famous harmony teacher, Gustav Strubie, who once led the Philadelphia orchestra. How often do we hear that absurd remark, "I don't know anything about music, but I know what I like when I hear it." It is, of course, im possible to conceive why anyone should wish to boast of anything so obvious. One might as well say, "I don't know anything about spinach, but I know what I like when I taste it." Naturally most people do. And it has been demonstrated that despite their prejudice against anything which is "high-brow," Americans like good music. Mu nicipal band concerts, the phonograph and, to a less extent, the movies have proven this. Watch the crowd around any free band con cert and what do you find? People from every walk of life will be there listening attentively to the music. Some who have no programs do not even know what it is that they hear. At a Ma rine band concert in Washington not long ago, for example, an old man was vociferous in his applause of one selection. "That sure is some piece 1" he informed the man next to him. The fipiece" referred to was a selection from "La Tosca." It was this natural love of good music which convinced a few musicians three years ago that music was the thing that every community needed. Harold L. Butler, dean of the department of fine arts in the Kansas State university, was one of the first to start the idea moving. He started a state-wii'.e campaign for community music. He gave copious advice to young men on the desir ability of learning to play some musical instru ment, to parents on the wisdom of letting their children study different instruments rather than the piano and to everybody on the necessity of opposing all music that was,,"cheap, vulgar and indecent." But the dean did not confine his ac tivities to talking. After lecturing the business men's and wom en's clubs he, sent out circular letters to every com munity, informing its members that the Univer sity of Kansas would send to any school or club which had a machine four sets of 15-disc rec ords each, to be used for instruction purposes. Each set of records, the letter continued, would be accompanied by a typewriteen talk, explain ing the music about to be heard and giving some interesting facts concerning its origin. The rec ords were to follow each other, according to their numbers, so as to show the development of mu sic from its beginning to modern times. The dean was at once besieged by requests for records. Especially were they in demand by music teachers, who found them exceedingly val uable in teaching musical history to their pupils and incidentally their parents. Gradually an in terest in music grew up in the various communi ties that received the records that resulted in musical organizations of one sort and another from church choruses and cantatas to bands. This was three years ago. Since that time the community music movement has grown far beyond the limits of the state of Kansas. It is no longer looked upon as an entirely social di version, but as an educational opportunity. Al most every state now has some system of ex changing phonograph records between different communities and in this way thousands of people are becoming familiar with great compositions and great voices. But with this increasing knowl edge has come the desire to make their own music. Drastic Measures Needed -St. Louie Globe-Democrat - A series of peculiar "accidents" warrants the War department taking drastic steps to protect every important point from German plotters. Little heed should be given the stories that Ger man agents are engaged in such petty undertak ings as the scattering of tetanus germs by circu lation of court plaster, or that they have been responsible for diseases that have become epi demic in isolated communities. But there have been some incendiary fires at places whose de struction would greatly cripple the United States in prosecution of the war. The United States knows what acts would be of great advantage to Germany as well as the directors of German spies do. Docks, ships, munition plants and every other plant engaged in making essential supplies; the sources of water supply of cities and can tonments, important bridges, packing plants, stock yards, milk condensation plants, arsenals and all public buildings are among the places that should he guarded by specially trained soldiers, equipped to kill skulking spies at sight and under orders to do so. AH the detective skill of the country should be directed to fixing the responsibility for of fenses already committed and there should be no hesitancy about inflicting the extreme penalty of the law in every case. That penalty is death, as it always has been in time of war and. as it necessarily must be. The worst crime a govern ment can commit in such a crisis u that of feeble ness. Summary execution of proven spies will have a deterrent effect In dealing with spies the only question to be considered is specific The issue of tolerance or leniency is not involved. A spy is the worst foe the nation can have and self-preservation demands that he be blotted out People and Events Among the goods consumed in the Baltimore dock fire were a lot of equipment intended for the submarine Deutschland, which failed to show up a second time at that port. According to Dr. H. M. Smith, United States commissioner of fisheries, the woman who wears a sealskin is performing a patriotic duty and adding dollars to the national treasury. Now if the doctor will prescribe a practical means of getting the sealskins, patriotism will bloom as never before. , Mrs. Sarah J. Walker, the wealthiest negro woman of New York, is building a castle costing $250,000 at Irvington-on-the-Hudson. Known as "the Hetty Green of her race," she got her start at the washboard, expanded into a laundry at Denver, Colo., supplemented with a successful venture in grub staking a prospector. Mrs. Walker is in the millionaire class. Now at 49, a widow with a daughter of 20, she 'proposes to enjoy herself and keep the rust off the coin. "piiy paw A J Right In the Spotlight Sir George H. Reld, who Is to de liver a public address in New York City tonight on "What American In dependence Has Done for the British Empire," Is a former prime minister of the Commonwealth of Australia. He was born in Scotland in 1845, and first appeared in Australian politics in 1880, as a member of the legislative assembly of New South Wales and has been a conspicuous figure in Anti podean political life ever since. After the Commonwealth came into being he assumed the leadership, of the fed eral opposition, till, in 1904, he became prime minister. After his retirement from this office he became high com missioner for Australia in London. Throughout his political career Sir George has been noted for his strong adherence to the policy of free trade. Recently, however, he has announced his conversion to a tariff program di rected against the central powers. One Tear Ago Today in the War. American steamship Columbian sunk by German submarine off the coast of Spain. Cardinal Mercler, primate of Bel gium, Issued a protest to the world against the deportation of Belgians to Germany. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago Today. A special train consisting of seven coaches and three baggage cars, the former of which were filled with United States troops, arrived in Omaha over the Union Pacific from Salt Lake City and made a stop of twenty minutes, on their way to Chi cago to suppress any riot that might occur during the present week and on the day of the execution. A number of leading young men of the city met in the office of Potter, Webster & Co. and took preliminary CAN'T au ee. steps toward the organization of a military company, Independent of the state militia. Articles of Incorporation of Trinity Methodist church were filed at the county clerk's office. The incorpora tors are Rev. J. W. Phelps, Rev. Theo dore M. House, Rev. T. R Hilton, Cur tis A. Cain, Abraham L. Stonecypher and Edward A. Parmelee. Several carloads of pipes arrived to complete laying of the water main on Twenty-fourth street to N street. The members and friends of the Kountze Memorial Lutheran church in a comparatively short time sub scribed $12,641 to enable the congre gation to complete the church clear of all Incumbrance. Edward F. Swift arrived from Chi cago last night and will make a per sonal Inspection of the Swift Interests at South Omaha, The time table for the new west transcontinental trains on the Union Pacific is complete. The total time between Omaha and San Francisco Is 72 hours and five minutes. This Day In History. 1798 Rear Admiral Silas II. String ham, who commanded the North At lantic blockading squadron in the early part of the civil war, born at Mlddletown, N. Y. Died at Brooklyn, N. Y., in 1876. 1806 Conquest of Prussia com pleted by Napoleon with the surrender of Blucher and his army. 1817 Peter Hamilton, one of the most eminent lawyers of his day, horn at Harrisburg, Pa, Died , at Mobile, November 22, 1888. ' 1835 The New York and Erie rail road was commenced. 1862 General McClellan was super seded in command of the Army of the Potomac by General Burnside. 1S73 Captain Fry and crew of 80 of the Virginius shot by Spaniards. 1899 United States cruiser Charles ton wrecked on a reef on the north west coast of Luzon. 1914 Russians defeated Turks near Erzerum, Armenia. 1915 Secretary Lansing sent note to Great Britain declaring blockade il legal. The Day We Celebrate. Samuel Corneer, treasurer of the Union Fuel company, is celebrating his 67th birthday. John W. Hughes, of the Omaha Na tional bank, was born in Omaha 35 years ago. James C. Huteson, the optician, is 60 years old. Nels A. Lundgren, real estate and insurance, is 50 years old. J. J. Gleason of the Western Stamp & Stencil company, was bora here in Omaha 43 years ago today. Byron H. Smith, secretary of Wil liams, Smith & Company, is celebrat ing his 50th birthday. 1 Charlotte Crabtree (Lotta), famous actress, now retired, born in New York City, 70 years ago today. Dr. Andrew D. White, eminent as a scholar, , educator and diplomatist, born at Homer, N. Y., 85 years ago to day. Major General Augustus P. Block son, U. S. A., commanding Camp Cody, Doming, N. M., born in Ohio, 63 years ago today. William Denman, late head of the United States shipping board, born in San Francisco, 45 years ago today. King Baggot, widely celebrated as a motion picture actor, born in St Louis, 38 years ago today. Robert L. Doughton, representative In congress of the Eighth North Car olina district born at Laurel Springs, N. C, 64 years ago today. Timely Jottings and Reminders. Birthday greetings to Andrew D. White, first president of Cornell uni versity and former American ambas sador to Germany, who is 85 years old today. Sir George H. Reid, former prime minister of Australia, is to deliver a public address in New York City to night on "What American Inde pendence Has Done for the British Empire." The Association of Southern Com missioners of Agriculture is to open Its annual meeting today In Texas, holding sessions for two days in Waco and later visiting Austin and San An tonio. Storyctte of the Day. "Ambassador Gerard," said a New York broker, "had a happy way in Berlin of chaffing the great war lords and dictators. A grand duke said to the ambas sador at a reception: " 'Germany will win this war. Then let America look out' ' 'How will Germany win?' said Mr. Gerard, calmly. " 'With her submarines, with her gases, and, above all,' said the grand duke, "with perseverance. Persever ance, Mr. Ambassador, always con quers.' " 'Always? said Mr. Gerard, wink ing at his second secretary. 'How about the hen on the china egg?' " New York Times. The words are Washington's, penned in February, 177S, the darkest month of Amer ica' first struggle for liberty. Out of the triala and tragedies of that winter came the dawn of better days and brightened out look. Four months later the revived army emerged from Taller Forge, fought and won tha battle of Monmouth and brought York town and independence nearer lees? Democratizing Germany! Omaha, Nov. (L To the Editor of The Bee: It isthe greatest disad vantage to misunderstand your oppon ent. ' In my opinion the vast majority of American citizens are basing their hope of an early cessation of the world war on their belief that Germany is likely before long to overthrow the Hohenzollern dynasty. This, in my opinion, is a fallacy which we should at once get out of our minds. I rec ommend all interested to read"Kaiser and Volk," page 100 of the November, 1917, issue of the "Century," by Sam uel P. Orth. Permit me to refer to my Colum bus, Neb., address of July 1, 1917, in which I said: "The German race has been a lib erty loving and liberty seeking race for centuries, its greatest poets have written beautiful lines about liberty, but it will never attain to true liberty and equal rights for its people until its present form of government, the most militaristic and autocratic existing in Europe today, has been so changed aftd amended as to eliminate these fea tures in their most objectionable forms and extent, and substitute for them a constitutionally much limited mon archy, giving every citizen an universal equal and secret ballot maintaining an army only to the extent of a na tional police force and for the discip line and physical development of its young men, not at such enormous ex pense and as a menace to the peace of the world.- The present extreme militarism and autocracy of Germany must be overthrown and a government bf the people by the people and for the people established In its place; whether its chief head be called king, emperor or president is not the most important detail. Genuine equality and democracy is the main Issue and the future peace of the world must be the outcome of this horrible butchery or it will all have been in vain. Do not, however, expect it to happen by revolution as in Russia, or you will be disappointed. Germany must and will reorganize itself, after the eyes of its people, largely blinded by its present officialdom and military machine, will be opened to a clearer vision of them selves and their correct relations to the rest of the world. And we, as American citizens of German birth or ancestry, must not be political sym pathlzers of the kaiser and his auto cratic military machine and regime.' C. J. ERNST. SMILING LINES. HERE AND THERE. A recently patented eye shade is upporte from the nose like eyeglasses and is reh. forced by a malleable metal band that per mitt it to be fitted to heads of all ahapes. By iystematie reforestation Java la con stantly increasing- ita teak forests, irhicl now cover mora than 1,480,000 acres, de spite the great amount of timber cut iver: year. "Zooming" means. In the language of th military aviator, juat lifting the nose of th. machine to surmount obstacles such as tree; and then immediately dropping again wher they are passed. Simultaneously with the outbreak f th war the kaiser's special train was adapted to war-time traveling. The cars are all ar mired and the locomotive is designed tu withstand even bomb and shell attacks. A barrel of German red dye, hidden away in a stock room of a paper company in Lincoln, N. H., since its purchase three year ago for $39. while war conditions boosted its value, has been sold to a New York con-cer-i for $5,000. ..eeda, flax bolls and dried potato peel i.;js are being used in Holland for cattle food. High prices are demanded and re quest has been made to the government t.i regulate the sale of these supplies and re lieve the situation. The kaiser has no settled headquarters Since the outbreak of the war he has kein continually on the move, rarely staying mon than a week at any place, and often only a day. But the place wherever he may chanci to be is the official German headquarters. The vast number of men called into eerv ice affords ample room for the work of thes. organizations. No better or more importan service challenges their energy and resources l A reasonable amount of recreation am amusement is as important for the men a military training. Moreover, the gone: icheme safeguards the moral, physical .1 religious welfare of the men, making tii all the better fitted for the task ahead. LOOKIN BACK. She I thought you told me your friend nan very nme to say. He So I did. She Why, he hasn't stopped talking since ne came nere an nour ago. He That may be, but he hasn't aald any thing. Boston Transcript. Trusslan Colonel Captain, how do you keep your men In such good spirits T Captain I hava a very simple method ot keeping up their morale. Colonel What do you do? Captain I read one of La Follette'a epeeches to them at every roll call. St. Louis Post-Dispatch. "What do you suppose Mlsa Pert laid when I asked nor If I was In the market for matrimonial consideration?" "What did she say?" "That I must go to Par before she could take any stock In my proposition." Balti more American. "What we want is freedom of peedi!'' snouted the man on a soap box. "Yes!" answered the woman who was leaning out of the wlndow.'"But haven't wa members of the Antlnolse association any right at all?" Washington Star. "Tou think up a good many funny stunts for your kids to do." "Yea," admitted the famous cartoonist. "Echoes of your own boyhood, I take it?'' "No, I never had any such fun myself." Louisville Courier-Journal. , Nelghboi" Jones la always telling the bright sayings of his children. ' Commuter Yes, and I suspect he pol ishes them up quite a bit himself. Judge. "Pa, were you rich, when mama married you?" ' "No, my doar." weu, papa, wnat was u, inen, no you think, that mama married you for?" De troit HY Pr... . Willis Steel is going up. GUI la Good. Maybe they will be obliged to cut down the number ot pins In a laun dered shirt Life. Mrs. Willis The papers say the govern ment is going to control everything. Mr. Willis Well, It's going to have an awful time with that Jones boy next door. Judge. Two sons of Erin were digging a ditch for a gas main. One of them was a trifle handicapped by the shortness of the handle on his pick. His back was aching from bending over so far and he had paused for a moment, when his companion remarked: "Say, Mike, phwat wud ye do ef ye had a million dollars?" "I'd add four Inches to the handle o' this pick," waa the reply. Everybody's Magazine. It ain't no love feast service where i.. bloomln' trenches are, Tho' Fritz and Tommy often In the cai.i mornln' spar. When the mists are lyln' heavy and tl guns are all at rest, And the rifles are furgettln' to be a dirt) pest. It ain't no love feast service where ti: kaiser's flowers stand, Ruined trees and splintered on the fit Id i.f no man's land. But Tommy's knocking at Us door, 'e's g .1 'lm on the run, And devastatln' land will be for Dill a coatly fun. It ain't no lovo feast service where u're livln in the dark. And 'arf a don shells will find a solitary spark. The plucky English sky lark, above th kaiser's trench, la callln' 'ard to Tommy and It gives 'eart a wrench. 'E'i thlnkln of 'Is sweetheart and it's "L's ur Them," 'e knows. So a little bit of "All Right," 'e's servin' to 'Is foes. 'E sends a bullet smackln', for. the ginger's In 'Im now, , And Tommy Is a scrapper and 'e's in u mighty row I Don't talk so bloomln' silly, it ain't no love feast play, The troops we're lettln' pass us, must 'ave the right of way. They 'aven't 'ad no rest at all, they're sura dead beat for sleep. But English blokes are 'angln' on, their placei wo will keepl It ain't no bloomln' love feast, but a rotten bit o' luck, And Tommy's 'eart Is thumpln' wen a Frltzte boy Is struck. But i'e's not a bloomln' ljut, and 'e's above i the sod, White the English bloke beside 'lm Is gone to meet 'la God! No, It ain't no bloomln' love feast, but Tom my's lookln' back, 'E lees the Sammies comin', red 'ot upon 'is track! E'll glvo a cheer to greet 'em ai a joyful tear 'e wipes. And thore'll be a love feast service, beneath the stars and stripes! Shenandoah, la. MRS. J, P. NYE. 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