6 THE BEE: OMAHA. WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 24, 1917. The" Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THS BES PUBUSBINQ COMPANY, PROPRIETOR. Entered at Omaha po toff ke ai second-class matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION ' ' p. am tr Br Hilt Ml and Sandey.... ....., par mck, JSe Per r, W OO tteilf viUlflUl ftundu KM 4.0(1 ...I Munrf.. . 1M f.w Kraiof inUMot Saoeay " S Z fl Huudu Hm OBU.o.... to Bead MtK ot abuse ol eddme of uregulsrtty la oUTrj to Oman liee cuouuuoa MtxniMau MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS attitfed U IM M l rtruMlcttloa of all aen duvetroM emitted ltHHl otaanrtM erealud la thu riwf end alw U local nm patMslwd bmia. AiL-rlalus of pulUicaUoaef our stools! dispatches OMITTANCE Beaut by drift, om er poMil order. On! t-eent stamps taken la MUra txchuK. aol accapted. ,.. . t 1 OFFICES - ' . OBMhtn Bm Bnlldtnt. r Ciiiceeo People"! " HulMlot. Boot OrntM 48S7 O. h St. t Yorii-iW Flits am. Covncil Blurt 1 M. Mua Su St. Uxiit New B'k of CoauDOtce Uneola little Building, WssMngtoo 1311 O 8b CORRESPONDENCE idkJrws eoaprantesUons niuini to am and editorial aittlw to (mill Bee. Editorial Detarunot. " SEPTEMBER CIRCULATION 59,022 Daily Sunday, 52,158 imii elrcnlatlna for the month subscribed snd iwora to faf DUM Williams, drool Uioa Uuuit Subscribers leaving the city should kave Tha Baa ai.iUd ta thna. Address changed aa a(Ua aa requeeted. Only three more daya. -.Hit the line hard I An outpouring of wealth on Liberty day guarantees the future of Liberty. . "What is a state officer?" finds its answer in the companion query, "Why is a pie counter?" Willful food waste' in time of peace is crimi nal, but willful food waste in time of war is trea son. , '"' ' ' '" The debate is on over the proposed $2,250,000 school bond issue. If you have something to say on the subject do it now. - j r ' , Send The Bee to the boys in "training camp It gives them just the home news they want and saves a lot of letter wrjting. .,';:, " Aside from shaking out the stockings the Lib erty bond drive is a practical means of waking up the country to he tasks ahead. ; ?A0 f ' v "Coal 'pricks' i to' the consumer "are,'' coming down," declares Dr, Garfffel(I.V,That'the.;ordeal of fire that tests trie-result of Jfuei control," s If the .'Nebraska 'Stat Council vl Defense has nothing ejse to do- thsn vfet -play: politics,' itt had! better go'out of bjfsinesr and' cjose up "shop. ? ' V it " " -'' S ., . .'V.V'V Oh, what a difference a few months make. Just a year ago we were in the heat of a tense presi dential campaign and an exciting wet and dry fight. " ' 'r ',::: -4 'I Liberty day today by special proclamation .of the president U.Te boon of liberty is not worth having unless worth the sacrifice needed to keep it ., r:hi"" "... ; . The latest and most improved fleet of German airships went down in defeat before the deadly airplanes, f Dejth spaVedCojjnt.. Zeppelin, the anguish o disaste""" ' ' : It is doubtful, however, whether a candidate can be found to run for that senatorial vacancy in Wisconsin who will take precisely the same posi tion on war issues it La Follette. Some dh;erentsiroftlje , Mennonite faith at Camp Futjston solemnly declare they have "con scientiousjpbjections" to working. The conten tion throws a rift of gayety inttf camp life,- ' ' z- ' '! 1 1 i'- l- Prime Minister Lloyd Georse Reports there are no terms In sight for permanent peace. Hope ful observers at Berlin and Vienna might if well suspend sittings and settle down to an indefinite siege of short rations. ' " - '' ; J v' , .y I Cheerful cooperation in carrying out measures of conservation and economy wfrf aid mightily in winning the war. Obedience to the; reasonable requests ol the government imposes such thrifling sacrifices v that every lover of country should willingly do bis or her bit and moW(.' ( f " . ' ; ':C ' Assurance of intensive campaigning on the westers front during winter visions more discom forts and Inconveniences In tha underground life of the Teutons. Surprise visits are so disquieting, and bombing raids equally. Irritating to votaries of kultur. ' Sfill thfM'ki arVnot wholly heartless. They promise inobgh exercise to keep the Huns 'warm, J , ' 'V-i,1 1 Thl Underlying Industry J -WlsnaapoUa Jouna- World foungtt hts awakened unwonted inter est in the farm as source of food supply. When the topmost limit of food production is reached, the limit 61 the number of inhabitants possible on the globe ia in sight. Population may increase so long as food pec acre increases. Fortunately for the future" of the race the possibilities of the American acre have not yet been discovered. " i In the American corn belt the average yield of corn per acre over considerable areas has been doubled in a single season by strict attention to choice of teed and culture. jThe choice of breeds and wise methods of feeding and testing products, have doubled the food product of. dairy farms. Wise breeding and feeding has doubled the meat product of farms. Scientific care of orchards has doubled the fruit yield. No crop grown in Ameri ca has ever nearly reached its possible limit the country over. Aa workmen and farm wisdom in crease, so do the crops increase. The waste of American food products in the process of growing and handling is something enormous."-;. Insect pests alone are estimated to waste a half billion dollars' worth of food yearly. The annual preventable waste of fertility is twice that amount Rats destroy $200,000,000 worth of tuuu mvu mi, suu uincr annual pests ruin as much more. The remedy for this great waste is known, lat only bar to the stopping of it is hu man labor and an inclination to aoolv the remerfv. These facts suggest the possibility of the ex pansion of power to produce food on the farm lands of America now under plow. ' Beyond this there are lands yet to be put under cultivation, amounting to more than one-fourth of the pres- vut mini tviutci miu unci an mis waste is cum- mated and these acres are olowed. and our tires. ent plowed acres doubled in yield, we have just arnvea anne point wnere we may icarn Irom the Orientals how to garden our land instead of farm ing it snd how thereby to raise five calories of food where but he grew before. Farmers are discovering that the farm not inly a source of raw material, but a factory as well, from which -they make both the profits of the producer and the product of the manufacturer. And the cities are learning that the opportunities of the towa lie in the country, and that the city prospers in like ratio as the producing acres about it prosper,. The eyes of, the city have come "back Price Regulation and the Public One of New York's big banks has just sent out a symposium of answers received from bank ers and business men from all parts of the coun try, who were asked as to how government price regulation has been received by the people. The answers show a wide range of sentiment, but roughly classified they indicate 51 per cent in fa vor of unrestricted regulation; 9 per cent in fa vor of restricted regulation; 33 per cent opposed, and 7 per cent noncommittal. Many of those ex pressing themselves in favor of regulation want the period of such governmental activity limited to the war time, with return to unrestricted traf fie when peace comes again. Locality and inter est influence the writers to a considerable extent, but one view that is common to the majority is that of a Minnesota wholesaler, who writes; "If a proper degree of loyalty were possessed by everyone, there would be no occasion for control of any commodity. , The proposal of control is only to guard the many against the selfishness and consequent manipulation of commodities by the few." Such writers as strongly oppose con trol reflect an attitude exhibited by the expres sion quoted for Nebraska: "The farmer and stockman think it nota fair proposition that the prices of all they will raise should be subject to regulation, while the price of everything they have to buy is not so regulated." That this dis crimination does not exist is coming to be under stood by the people of Nebraska. Early views are based entirely on advantage to be had from regu lation or nonregulation, but the preponderance of sentiment seems to uphold the government in the action it has so far taken. Why la the Constitution? Deputy State Printing Commissioner Webster attempts, to justify his action in letting a contract for public printing to a firm in which he himself is interested by drawing a fine-spun distinction between an officer and an employe of the state. Even were his hair-splitting plausible, it still does not exempt this good democrat The law makes the governor of Nebraska printing commissioner, and empowers him to appoint a deputy, who shall have all the powers of, the commissioner. Thus Deputy Webster, acting for Commissioner Ne ville in the awarding of contracts, becomes ipso facto an officer of the state and not a mere sal aried employe. He is at all times bound by his oath to uphold the constitution and laws. And the constitution of the state says no officer shall be financially interested in any contract with the state. ; , Beating the devil around the stump after the fashion of the State Board of Control in trying to square with the law its arrangement with a state' senator for purchase of state fuel does not answer the objection raised. These officers have brought themselves perilously close to charges of misfeasance, and cannot rely on flimsy techni calities for protection. That they are actuated by high motives Is not sufficient to excuse them for clear violations of constitutional inhibition. De sire to save money iof the state, to let contracts to lowest bidders, and similar aspirations must always be subject to the fundamental law which defines breach of trust' riw.. stand the way to errdleSs 'confusion and corrup tion is opened, and, the result will be disastrous. Our state constitution is venerated by the demo crats in the state house when they seek to exalt themselves, but when, it comes to reaching into the treasury the lawcjpes't smint for much, ap parently. Governor, N'tyille has a splendid chance, to do a little housecleaning peforeuJie- turns his officer over to his successor. ' Russians Still Capable of Resistance. , Later reports from the naval engagement be tween German and Russian forces at Moon sound ' indicate the ''iRussians made resistance worthy of, a fighting "nation. "While outnumbered in ships snd guns, and fighting a hopeless1 battle, they succeeded in inflicting great damage on the attacking force, and withdrew withcomparatively small loss. Instead of being bottled up in Moon bay, as reported by the Germans, the Russians managed to elude their enemy and have joined the main fleet to the north, where the. Gulf of Fin land is of, far greater importance. , The landing of German troops on the Esthonian coast has not been an easy task, and in at least one instance the effort failed because of the resistance of Russian soldiers. , i 'Jsit -; ' ' These signs may not be taken as fully estab lishing the return of the disordered armies of the new .republic to active service, but they do prove that Russia is yet capable of resistance, and that the German progress toward Petrogrsd is not to be entirely unattended by warm work. However, the Allied offensive; is going ahead regardless of what the 'Russians may or nisy not do, and Sec retary Baker says activities will be continued, all winter along the western front Wisdom of this strategy Is apparent . Steady pounding through out the winter will interfere with German efforts to strengthen defenses now greatly weakened, and will effectively prepare the way for the big drive expected in .the spring. - While this is the obvious thing to do, the fact that surprises are practically eliminated from this war make it also the wise thing. With all the kaiser's optimism because of the success of Prince Leopold's army around Riga, the war is going very badly for Germany just now. Great Increase la Imports. . The United States is not only the greatest ex porting nation, but its imports are coming to such a point as to. demand consideration from front rank standardsC For the fiscal year of 1917, ended on June 30 last, imports of raw materials ran to above a billion dollars, the first time in our history. It Is an increase of $400,000,000 over 1914, and more than $100,000,000 over 1916. All this material was purchased for use of our home factories, and the principal items are hides, rub ber, silk and wool The total is not due to the in crease in price entirely, but mostly to the larger quantities of the material imported. Hides have come up by over 140,000,000 pounds to a total im portation of 700,207,497 pounds; rubber has in creased 150,000,000 pounds, to a total of 333,373, 711. and wool by 240,000,000 pounds to 372,372,218. This means that our factories are consuming more raw material than ever before, a condition that is but natural, for the world is looking to us for the finished product. The greatest era of industrial activity we have ever known is now in full swing. and predictions that it will continue for years are well founded. American prosperity has' a firm basis, and producers should extend every effort to make certain of a greater share of it for them selves, i ' ' - The second ' Liberty loan levels the lines hitherto monopolized by the "bloated bondholder" class. Everyone imbued with patriotism and thrift,may join, the ranks .of the mighty democ racy of bondholders. Nothing belter on earth. The Suffering Suffragettes . A Come y in Two Acts an . A Dead Silence , By Frederic Ji Haskin '' ;: I I OHAV i Washington, Oct 21. Once more all is peace ful on the River Occoquan. Upon the 18 repre sentatives of American militant feminism which are incarcerated therein has fallen a strange and unnatural quietude. Superintendent Whittaker has been returned to his post; Mr. Alonzo Twee dale, the temporary incumbent, departing with the remark that he would not have the job at $20,000 a year. ' The above , paragraph is punctuated with a knock on wood. It may be that before this reaches the composing room another blow for the freedom of woman will be struck at Occoquan, and its peaceful woods and templed hills will echo the sounds of riot, while the murderers, pick pockets and housebreakers, who are the regular and usual occupants of the workhouse, wish ard ently that they were back in a quiet life of crime. The imprisonment, in the district workhouse, Or the suffracrttf s whn attetrmtoH iu. White House has attracted the attention of the wnoie country, jn tfte tirst place, these young women are amnnir the first- "nnlinVit , . o ----- J9VIIW9 sentenced in this country that have attracted any .A....' Tl. ,4 . . aiiciiiiuii. incy occupy exactly tne same rela tion to the government as the anarchists which Russia used to send to Siberia before that country was set aside sas a permanent residence for the ex-czar. In the second place, all of these young women are intelligent, good looking and of social prominence. When one of them utters a scream of irritation, it i rrhnrA in th -.Vl.. : , ....v-.- ... ,n vuuca in America, and all the leading New York papers carry head lines about it. If another finds a Debbie in her natmeal nr tia a hA -tta -. k.t. fast the quivers of her rage are felt from coast irk Mm I."...... .1 .. . . : ! r -L ' ...rf .... . vui, uctau ui una suuragciie urama has been told at great length the battles before the White House gate; the arrest of the fash- lftnahlft vnnncr fominiate ttiir n-ln.t .1. j a i.v agaiuai 111c treatment received at Occoquan; the demand for an investigation; me removal or tne superinten dent all of these things are exceedingly well known. The only thing the public does not know a tne merits 01 ine case, is uccoquan really a little Siberia wher nriannprt , tnrtur.H mil starved or is t not? It is impossible to answer this Question. An investigation of the matter was called by the board of charities, but no one appeared before it to testify. Dudley Field Malone discovered a former convict who was to make revelations about his treatment while at Occoquan, but so far hist valuable testimony has not been presented. The average newspaper reader must conceive of Occoquan as being at best a jail of the well known county type. In this he is badly mistaken. Occoquan is a unique institution, the creation of its superintendent, Mr. W. H. Whittaker. At the time that he came to take charge of the district workhouse, the prisoners were kept in an old calaboose full of rats, dirt, idleness and vice. This is the place to which . the suffragettes would necessarily have been sent had their excursion in picketing taken place a few years ago. Whittaker was given a small appropriation, a bunch of prisoners, and an enormous tract of wild land 30 miles down the Potomac, and told to found a sanitary, up-to-date prison. ' The story of how he did it has been told before, but will bear brief repetition. He made a speech to his prisoners, telling them in effect, that it was necessary for him and them to co-operate in building a decent prison for themselves, and that he trusted none'of them to run away while the job was being done. He added that it was a long walk from Occoquan to anywhere else, and that the man who ran away would be punished when he was brought back. Mr. Whittaker then took' his rew of (drunks, disorderlies, petty larcenists and drug fiends to the wild tract of land, tormed an encampment of tents, and set the prisoners to building the prison out of the timber that grew on the spot. ' Large .dormitories were built,, dining rooms, batns, .blacksmith shops,, a home for the superin tendent,. ,?md many other structures. The land was, plowed 'and tilled. 5 Mr. Whittaker was a" practical farmer. He stocked the place with cat tle, hogs and chickens,. He gave every prisoner a job, and made him do it. The place produced most of its own food, and a large amount of brick for constructive work in the district besides. Mr. Whittaker is not a sentimentalist.,.,. He did not form a little republic and, give, Jis.pris Oners a' vote. He formed an absolute monarchy with himse f as monarch. There were no bolts or bars about the place; but the man who- ran away was chased, caught and placed in solitary , confinement ' -i, -Vv.; -'' . Whatever Mr. Whittaker s methods may be, he has gotten good results. His prisoners almost invariably leave the workhouse in much better health than they reached it by reason of the out door labor on the farm which they are compelled to do, the regular living and the well-ventilated sleeping quarters. A number of men addicted to drues and liauor have been cured of their weak nesses by a term in the workhouse., The man who behaves himselt and does, his work is no worse off than are many industrial and farm laborers, and much better off than some. On the other hand, those who attempt .rebellion or escape are dealt with summarily. Women prisdners are kept , separately of course, and are engaged in sewing and similar occupations. The general atmosphere of Occo quan was that ot a great leisurely country estate. Into this rtlace- considered by , experts who have visited it an ideal one for the. confinement of petty criminals, were introduced a large num ber of women of the most refined, high strung,', .a .aa . a. . f'A . Tl energetic and intellectual type in America., me trouble soon began. Exactly .what happened, aumt tn tha failure tit the investigation to find anyone to investigate, will never be known Some OI me sunrageues urn wicjr uiuu i get uiuuju eat, and others did not nice tne quality oi tne food. The climax of the clash seems to have been r.,t-UA iftor Snnerintendent Whittaker had been temporarily removed, and Alonzo Tweedale, the district auditor, temporarily put in nis piace. unt of the young women was ill, and the management aspired to remove her in an automobile to a hos pital She protested against this, on the ground that she did not know wnere sne was going to oe taken. Another of the suffragettes made a dash for the 'phone,-with the idea of summoning help (mm tnum: The stewardess explained that pris oners were not allowed to use the 'phone indis cnminateiy, ana micrtcpicu hci. ununw uiv a battle over the phone m wnicn tne stewaraess mm t t - . 1 - J was reintorcea oy a large numoer oi coiurcu women. - ' ; . Exact v what the merits of this battle were remains among the niysteries. It seems to bo a well established fact that one of the suffragettes was restrained from entering the conflict by having three colored ladies of the adipose mammy type sit upon her slim young person. It does not appear, nowever, mat sne sunerea any injury therefrom except temporary shortage of breath and a great and perhaps irreparable loss of dignity. . . Since then, as we said, all has been silence. The horrors of life in Washington's little Siberia have been either mitigated or hushed up. . People and Events, I Klght tn the Spotlight. i Queen Victoria nf finnin rnniinW r.r King Alfonso and generally conceded to be one of the most beautiful .women of European royalty, today celebrates her SOth birthday anniversary. Queen Victoria was an English princess, the daughter of Prince Henry of Batten berg, and granddaughter of the late Queen Victoria. She was christened Victoria Eugenie for the late queen of England and for the former Em press Eugenie of France, who were both her godmothers, and before her marriage to the king of Spain waa affectionately called by the diminutive of Ena, She was married In 1906 to King Alfonso and embraced the Cath olic faith to become his queen. The royal couple have six children, four sons and two daughters. One Year Ago Today in the War. Famous Cernavado bridge across tne uanube blown up by Roumanians. At Verdun French penetrate Ger man lines to a depth of two miles, winning back the fort and village of Douaumont. In Omaha Thirty Tears Ago. G. A. Joplin of Omaha was elected state secretary of the Young Men's Christian association and I,200 was subscribed toward his salary and expenses at the convention held at Nebraska City. The Omaha fcranch of the 'Paget Sound Co-operative colony held a meeting at 1114 Farnam street Mat- thew Lampson waa president. T. J. McArdle, who recently returned from the colony, was called upon to report : the results of his visit. Rev. C. W. Savidge , preached to wives and mothers last evening, tak ing for his text: "Her children rise up and call her blessed; her husband also, and he pralseth her." - S. Brodky, a young merchant of this city, was married to Miss Rosa Lewis at Germanla hall. The ceremony was I conducted by Rabbi Brunson. A meeting of the members from dif ferent Catholic societies was held last evening at the Catholic school near St. Philomena's cathedral to make ar rangements for celebrating the Jubilee of Pope Leo XIII In Omaha. At the grand mass meeting of dem ocratic Bohemians eloquent speeches were made. In pure Bohemian by George Guy, Gustavo Beneke, George Timme, John C. Drexel, P. J. Corrigan, M. D. Roche and L. M. Anderson. Woodmen Circle Affairs. Geneva, Neb., Oct 22. To the Edi tor of The Beer.j Once more we are treated to the view of soiled linen hanging on the wash line ot the fra ternal life insurance system. It bears the well known label, "Woodmen Circle." We are getting used to seeing it, out tne -Tamiiiarity breeds con tempt" We are sick and very weary or u. we need a long, yes, an un oroaen rest. The Woodmen Circle seems to be born to trouble as the sparks fly up wara. is u ine rated victim or man cious persecution? Other fraternities have their diffi culties, but they are not almost con stantly in an unenviable limelight It is nign time to enter upon a new era. So many of us have much at stake and we cannot need not afford to lose the stake the stake of the poor. The writer has quite a complete knowledge of the affairs of Woodcraft and has taken no inconsiderable part in its development He is compelled to state that ever recurrent litigatios in which the Woodmen Circle has figured have done incalculable harm to the frater nal insurance system and the obnox ious course (no matter who is to blame) should stop. Nearly 'all of past and present trouble could have been avowed if the "powers that be" had listened to the sage advice of the founder of Woodcraft, "act within the law." DR. Q. W. SCHLEH. SAID IN FUN. "I wonder why hot soda won't go like coia oaa. "Not apactacular enough.'' Bugeested the druggial'e friend, "it might go better if you could squirt steam into it from a tine nozzle. trfiuisvllle Courier-Journal. She (belligerently) Why weren't you at the station with the car to meet m as usual 7 He (meekly) My dear, you ought to get Into this habit ot some meetless days. San rranctsco Chronicle. This Day In History. 1809 Erie canal opened between Utica and Rome, N. .T. 1820 Little Rock-became the cap ital of Arkansas. 1830 Belva A. Lockwood, the first woman admitted to practice be fore the spreme court of the United States, born,, at Royalton, N. Y. Died in Washine-ton, D. C, May 19, 1917. 1 836 First patent for a friction match was irranted to-Ahmso Phllintis jOf Springfield, Maaw4-2. i ,; 1845 France and England declared a strict blockade of Buenos Aires to put a stop to the war between Buenos Aires and Montevideo. 1862 General Roaecrans was ap pointed to succeed General Buell as commander of the federal Army of the Ohio. 1898 Last of the Spanish troops In Porto Rico embarked for Spain. ' 1914 Union of South Africa troops completely defeated the rebel forces under Marltz. ' 1915 French troops effected a Junction with the Serbian army and proceeded toward Strumites; the Bul garian Btronghold. , ,' " The Day We Celebrate. ' Frank J. Burkley, president of the Burkley Printing company, was born in Omaha 60 years ago today. Queen Victoria of Spain, formerly Princess Ena of Battenberg, born in England SO years ago today. Dr. Robert Sharp, president of Tu lane university, bor nat Lawrenceville, Va., 66 years ago today. Charles M. Alexander, celebrated evangelist born near Maryvllle, Tenn., 60 years ago today. Lee Franklin Hanmer, who is charged with organising the amuse ment activities at the American mili tary camps, born at Watkins, N. T., 46 years ago today. George W. Moore, noted three-cushion billiard player, born at Youngs town, O., 48 years ago today. Timely Jottings and Reminders. ; Lest you forget -"Liberty loan day' The governors ot Georgia and Ala bama are to attend ceremonies at Columbus, Ga., today to mark the opening of the Dixie Overland high way. L ; Lafayette college Is to celebrate Founder's day today, with General Vignal, military attache of the French embassy in Washington, as the orator. . Ten- thousand delegates representing churches of the Disciples of Christ are expected In Kansas City today to attend the general convention of the denomination. v Philadelphia Is to be the scene of the opening today of the golden jubi lee convention and celebration of the general council ' of . the Lutheran church in North America. - Stockholders of the New York, New Haven & Hartford railroad, whose financial tribulations have kept it in the public eye the last year, are to hold their annual meeting today at New Haven. Storyctte of the Day. In ' his earlier years Lord Morris (afterward lord chief justice of Ire land) was recorder of Galway. On one occasion the last case on the list a dispute over a few shillings was argued before him at great length and with much warmth. Lord Morris was anxious to get back to Dublin, where the courts were in full swing and he held important briefs. Within a few minutes the Dublin train was timed , to start. , The re corder looked at his watch, but the wrangle did not seem to be approach ing an end. - At last he said to the opposing solicitors: "See here, rent'-men, I must catch s train. Here 5 the sum. In dispute:" and. throwU& down the silver, he vanished froai the court Greea Bag. She I hear Cupid & Hymen will do a rusning trade this tall. He Never, heard of em. What's their line? She The wholesale match-making busi ,iess. Baltimore American. rerent uo you know the parables, my Johnny Yes, sir. Parent And which of the parables do you uiie tne Deal Johnnie I like the one where somebody loafs and fishes. Philadelphia Kecord. "What makea you say that the Boob Is so tazyT" asked tha Old Fogy. "Why, he is always busy when I see him." "Ot course ha is," agreed the Grouch. "It keeps him busy putting things off until to morrow." Cincinnati Unuutrer. Mr. " Pompuss So you want to marry Glial Isn't this asking too much, young man? Faghorn Oh, I don't know r you see. I'm rather partial to stout girls! Brooklyn Citizen. Little Ralph, aged 7, was being reproved for getting into a fight with the boy next door. ''I never got Into fights when I was a little boy," said his father. "I know, papa," returned Ralph: "but you must 'member these Is war times.' Boston Transcript. ' Freddie It's always in damp places where mushrooms grow, isn't Jt papa? Papa Yes, my boy; " Freddie Is that the reason they look like umbrellas, papa? Pearson's Weekly. First Little Girl Your papa and mamma are not real parents. Th,ey adopted you. Second Little Girl Well, that makes It all the more satisfactory. My parents picked me out, and yours had to take you just as you came. Exchange. To Promote Home Comfort and Enjoyment Drink V:A section of Coney Island's waterfront -wanted for the ocean boulevard was appraised two years ago. Courts .rejected ; the appraisement, as ex cessive. A second appraisement just completed boosts the original figure $500,000. No, railroads afe, not seeking the land the greater city wants it And. a public purse is equally tempting for a queeieWi': c: I Hoboken s in New Jersey, according to the map. 'It Wibuld be rnor at home in Germany. Owing- to the inconvenience of transport most of the residents work for Germany on this side. The latest raid on the advance trenches by the secret service netted 19 suspeqts, who are put out of mischief for the duration f the war. More drives are, projected which, with- ! -gane.j before, promise a aownwara revision oi tne tnjr SONG FOPMERICA 1917. ' lKirle Wilson Baker. In Poetry. ; Gather us to thy heart. Lay na thy spirit bare: Oiva o In the our part, . O Mother young and fair! 'Thou art so great, so greet, Thy children are aa small, We cannot cueii thy state Nor compass thee at all. Our spirits yearn and ache To lorge, from thes few years. What soberer peoples maka From centuries at tears: ". Love, like a tempered sword, - Glittering forth at need! Wa can but pray the Lord Who knows nor church nor creed. The Day-spring from above, ' The Truth that maketh free: '"-'Glva iis great hearts tt lovt' A great land worthily I I NpN-INTOXlCATINd I The assasrssaa Best Cement I ever offered my cus tomers and for many reasons. Leading dealers of the Central West carry it in stock and I find that it is up to the standard of my other lines of building materials. DEWEY CEMENT the cement that insures per fect concrete job I don't care what you're building. The modern farmer, just like the man in the city who is improving his property, knows that concrete is the one material that is reasonable In lulttal cost and that requires practically no up keep expense. Concrete im provements are rire-prooi, weather-proof, vermin-proof and expense-proof. I can furnish bulletins on all kinds of concrete im provements for town or country, ask me. 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Tel Doug. 1060 CUTICURA IP 1 ES Tltsre is to -Water" in Bell TefephoRs Stock This company has no "watered stock." V . For every dollar's worth of stock and bonds Issued a dollar has been invested In the property of this company. Today it would cost more to duplicate our property than the amount of all outstanding securities. . ; ; ; J7i Houtt ot Taylor j aa n it. 4UU oains ; i va H a buu Kooms b HOTEL MARTINIQUE Broadway, 32d St, New York One Block from Pennsylvania Stattoa Equally Convenient for Amusements, Shopping er Business 157 pleasant rooms, with private hath $2.50 PER DAY v. . . 287 excellent rooms with private hath, ' facing street, -souther exposure. $3.00 PER DAY Also Attractive Rooms from M. The Restaurant Prices Are Most Moderate. THE OMAHA BEE INFORMATION BUREAU " Washington, D. C " ' Enclosed find a 2-cent stamp, for which you' will please send me, entirely free, a copy of "The War Cook Book. Name... .v. Street Address,." ...I- vlty .oieue. .........'