THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 4, 1917. The Omaha Bee DAILY iMORXING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER. EDITOR THR BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR Entered at Omaha postoffic a seeond-clase matter. Br Mail Pet w. U m i e i M TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION tit Carrier. fHllv ana Bundtr per nsntk. Me tii witiiout timid tic IvSOta Mid HuotU) - 4V t-emni nlboui Sundu " V gander Be on I, " ffle Send notice of client of sddra. or trrecultntr la delitsrr to Ooub Be, urcuiation ueiieruBail. MEMBER Of THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Tbe AaMcialM Praia, al Mrh The Baa it a ai.mber, it eietiuttelr entitled to tae Nt lor remilcstl frf alt nm credited u It a nUxraiia credited la ihi eeier and alts tha Inrat eewe pub lished karata All rigbla of repuWlcslloo of aur araetal diinstcb. an aiaa nsemd- i - REMITTANCE Reett o drift, npreea ir pottil onW Onif l-nt sttmns titan tn payment of small amiunta I'annoal check, atctpt ea Owltu and euten sichf. aot aoid. ' OFFICES Omshs ?te Saa Hultdtn tab 0mn-48ir S. Mtk ft Cowrcll Bluffe-M ?. Mala it Liacola Utile Ballding. (Tilcarn-lenplc a 'It, Biilldlna Kira Yotk-m KifUl Art Hi. lmit Sf B'k of caniaarra WiBhinctw-TM 14th .. N. W CORRESPONDENCE address eeamunlettlani relatlai I earn and editorial ttttt to Omaha Baa. EJitonal laiartmaiit SEPTEMBER CIRCULATION 59,022 Daily Sunday, 52,153 iterate (trratiUm far tka awmtft anbaartbed and svora la bf lwltit ttlllleas. Clrmlalloai alanaaai. Subscribers leavlne; tha city hou! have tha Be mailed a thank Addr caan-td a aftaa aa requested. The king drws the crowd, but the queen geti the applause. Pie counter shadow suggests a new er pf (rightfulness. 1 For dazzling display Ak'Sar-Ben's electrical parade has all rivals crowded off the boards. King Ak-Sar.Ben's ever growing popularity em phasizes the wisdom of annual changes of mon- archs. , Well,' stranger things have happened than to become governor by the lieutenant governor route but not often. ' Premature displays of the Howard ax at the eapitol should be prohibited. Humanity is al ready overstocked. In gripping human thrills tnd brilliancy of achievement, battling in the clouds outshine all other branches of war service. ' Ope division of the woman' suffrage party down cast declines to boost the Liberty loan. Come, come, girls I Don't give mere man the sat isfaction of doing it all. - The kaiser, has just helped Von Hindenburg celebrate his seventieth birthday. Dr. Osier's .age limit on usefulness (should we say ruthless ness?) is again disproved. . While no thought of emolument entered, 'still it ought riot to require much of a wrench to ex change a governorship paying the munificent sal ary of $2,500 a year for a colonel's commission. A croo of 12.00O.0M hale nuti Kino- Cnttnn III the royal running, insuring a degree of south ern hospitality of surpassing sweetness. At cur rent prices the crop means $280,000,000 to the good. .,' .. .,, . , ,i -. '' -- J , ' .'' M . a a .... ... ... . i - ; jueaoers et tne i. vv, URe other knockerf of law and order, made the mistake of writing too much. Vocsl threats lew room for denial, writ ten proofs carry moving; substance to courts and juries. ' ..-; , , ., ;' ''- : Public sentiment pile cords of fuel on the bsckfirers of the. United State senate. The ksiser's servants ere in the position of men who started t prairie fire before plowing adequate fir guards. ,"' . : Some friends of Irish 'freedom holding fat jobs in New York state stand good chance of longing for. freedom in the United States. Wolf yon Ingel, Germany's agent, blundered emailngly in failing to burn his papers. V .', . i. It has not yet been disclosed whether Rev. Hammer, who objected to the Americanism of The Bee, transferred his subscription to the Omaha Hyphenated, but where else could he go unless he has stopped reading? ' A semi-official hint from Austria' indicates growing Indifference regarding Germany's war alms, and eagerness to let go. But the dual mon archy may not do as ft wills. Austria must sink or swim with" the major partner. . 7 The prohibition party is engineering a fusion with the remnants of the Bull Moose party, Non- , partisan league end other political sideshows, sit to. be rechristened under new name. Why not apply for a receivership end- distribute the assets at once, so the political creditors may know how , much they are mtl A : :J. , ; - The Mote and the Beam -York Damoerat- ; A cursory reading of the Lincoln Journal and its evening satellite, the News, would lead an out aider to believe that all violations of the prohibi tory law occur in Omaha and that other munici palities in the state are as far above suspicion as Caesar's wife. Of course, the prohibitory law is violated in Omaha and oftener there than in any other city in the state. The reason is obvious to everybody but a pigheaded, prejudiced person. Omaha is four times larger than Lincoln, there fore four times more ept to violate the prohibitory law or any other law. And, being about twenty five times largtr than York, the law violators of Omaha may naturally be expected to exceed those of York by about twenty-five to one. And if We know anything about. figures that is just about the proportion. If we remember rightly, there have been five or six convicted violators of the prohibitory law in York county and we doubt if there have been twenty-five times that many vio lators convicted in Douglas. (-j- We cheerfully admit that Lincoln excels Omaha in at-least one respect. There re more smug-faced hypocrites -per thousand of popula tion in Lincoln than there are In Omaha or any other city of the ebe in America; for that mat ter. It was Bobby Burns, we believe, who men tioned as class of citizens who "condone the sins they are inclined to by damning those they have no tnmd to," end he certainly saw Lincoln with prophetic eyea when he said it. There are those in Nebraska who seek to conceal the faults of their own communities by kicking up an awful dust about the wickedness of .Omaha. And yet the Omaha that we know so- well is as clean, as decent, as law abiding as any other-city of its sire in the country, and more liberal, more char itable, more enterprising and more progressive than most of them. ,The Chinese have a proverb something like this? "Sweep the dust from your own door and bother not yourself about the frost on your neigh bor's tiles. We commend that proverb to those who are forever whining and canting about the wickedness of Omaha, Resorting to Reprisals. Americans will be of two minds concerning the war of reprisal Inaugurated by our allies against the Germans by way of the air. For three years the armies of the allies have scrupu lously avoided any sort of attack on nonconv batants, while the Germans have persistently bombed London and other cities in England and France, have dropped explosives on hospitals back of the lines, torpedoed hospital ships, and other wise conducted the campaign of frightfulness to its limit Recently this form of offensive has been intensified, until the record has been reached of five air attacks on England within seven days. The snswer to this is in the report from France that French airships have dropped more than seven ton of explosives back of the German lines within two days. Lloyd George, answering a delegation from the East End of London, shouted that Germany would be bombed in return. This course will emphasise the stern quality of the war. Germany forced its opponents to adopt the gas and flame projectors, and other semi-barbarous implements of destruction, and now has driven them in desperation to resort to scattering bombs back of the line. No glory can be found in such a course, but if the cowering women and children of London or the wounded and helpless in the hospitals can be protected only through reprisal, the attempt to drive home to the German high command some conception of the awfulness of its methods may justify itself. Neutrals and the Peace Council President IrigOyen of Argentina presents a singular reason to support his disinclination to declare war On Germany. He says he prefers a continuance of the rupture of relations with the kaiser rather than an open breach because of the effect on 'the standing pf his country with re gard to the future, In hi opinion the neutrals will have S stronger position at the peace council than the belligerents. This point is w6rthy of ex amination, as it involves the status of neutrals ill the settlement that is coming. ' ' Americans have contended from the outset that neutral nations must have an equal share in negotiations on which the future peace of the world is to be established and our change of atti tude toward the war cannot affect this conclu sion. Whatever action I finally taken in the council of nations must be on the basis of justice to all, with little regard for the private concern of any. It is on this principle that we rest our case a belligerents. Neutrals, wherever situated, have suffered severely and those of Europe scarcely could be worse off jf they, were actually at war. Warring nations have shown scant con sideration for international law, while the German policy of unrestricted" U-boat operation has amounted to making war op every nation that sets afloat a ship. Such condition are intolerable. Belligerent will undoubtedly dominate trans actions of the great world council that will fol low the war, but not to the exclusion of the na tions who have taken no active part in the war. AH will be affected by the engagements then en tered into, which must rest equally upon all if a balance is to be maintained. National and neu tral right and responsibilities alike will be more clearly defined and safeguards for all provided. Tha considered, it may be questioned if Presi dent Iriftoyen is correct in his present expressed belief that a neutral will have an advantage in the peace council. As the sentiment of his people u against him, little doubt exists as to the resent ment of ,the Argentinian public aroused by the treatment, received from Germany. Some Sorely Needed Standards. Discussion of the cost of raising a bushel of wheat ha broughCut om widely divergent statements and these, coming from apparently authoritative sources, suggest the urgent need of a standard. President Townley of the Nonpar tisan ltguev says Jt cost the farmers of North Dakota $21 an acre to raise their wheat this sea son and that average yield was but seven bushels, leaving, the farmer to pocket a loss of $7 per acre at the price of $2 per bushel. A Kansas uni versity professor, on the other hand, say the farmer has" a margin of profit of $1.21 per bushel on the $2 basis. No two authorities agree nor it jt possible 'that actual cost will b alike for each section of the country, but some nearer ap proach to truth should be. obtained. One most unreliable ayttem of estimating ha been to cal culate tha total cost of planting and distribute it among the total yield, thu arriving at a unit cost that varies with the season as well as with the locality and the' method of cultivating. It may not be possible to determine an absolutely stable unit cost, but some better and more dependable method than the haphazard system of figuring now in vogue 1 orely needed. 1 Municipal Home Rule for Lincoln! It is almost the irony of fate that municipal home rule, for which Omaha' put through an amendment to the state constitution,' promises to materialize firt for Lincoln. Word from the capital city i to the effect that the charter com-, mission chosen there last spring has' completed' Its labors and is submitting a home rule charter to be voted on shortly, for whose ratification there is a fairly good prospect In formulat ing ' the proposed charter special care was taken hot . to ' incorporate radical . innova tions, nor to change noticeably the existing provisions of law governing the city affairs, the purpose being as already explained, to secure by adoption of a home rule charter not so much a perfect frame of 'city government as immunity from legislative interference and the continuing privilege to make changes from time to time as the majority of the voters may dtsire. , The reason we are calling attention to these developments in Lincoln is that, if a home rule charter is possible there under the provision of our Nebraska constitution, it is also possible for Omaha if we will only go about it In the right way and rely on later, amendment to make it conform more fully to our demands. Years of practice lend increasing brilliancy and "pep" to the epigrams Of Colonel Roosevelt. "Shadow Huns" fits the activities of those who further the kaiser's cause in the United States. Equally gripping is the colonel's shout of mingled Joy and defiance at New York' mayoralty ratifi cation. "There is nothing fifty-fifty about John Purroy Mitchet" He is strictly United States." Each contingent of drafted men sent to the training camp carries the sincere well-wishes of the folks at home, even though the demonstrative ness of the farewell beeomes less noticeable with the succession of departures. The first and the last are equally deserving of plaudits.' A Chicago slacker named Jay sought to escape the draft by forcing his wife into making exemp tion affidavits. The latter, being able to support herself, refused to sign up and had the Jay ar retted for uttering threat bn her life. 1 The J apanese M is$ion By Frederic J . H skin Washington, Oct. 1. The imperial Japanese commission to the United States is the dark horse among visiting foreign missions. The stay of the Japanese is practically over and yet no one, except, perhaps, the innermost circles of the gov ernment, knows exactly what they came for. Since the day they landed On American soil they have moved in the center of a searchlight of publicity, uui, wiiuc mcir amaiicsi aciivuy nas Been enron icled, their largest purposes are still matter for speculation. The Japanese mission is a distinguished body, even amongr the brilliant groups of warriors and diplomats that Europe has been sending us since we entered the war. Viscount Ishil as its head is one of the most bleand powerful men in japan ana a statesman of world reputation. With just wnai power ne was armed oy tne imperial gov. ernment before leaving Japan is not definitely Known nere, for apparently he never had occa sion to use them, but it is said that his Rovern ment gave him even greater liberty of action than England granted to Lord Balfour or France to M. Viviani when these gentlemen were our guests some montns ago. The curiosity about the plan of the Japanese visitors has been thoroughly good-natured. A more genuine feeling of friendship exists between the two countries than ha been noticeable for ome time a harking back to the days before the immigration question and the Chinese problem cast a passing shadow over our relation with Ja pan. Nonetheless the curiosity still exist. Even those who think that the o'.e purpoe of the mis sion was to renew officially the Japanese assur. ances of friendship and esteem for the United states are wondering why just this occasion was chosen for sending a distinguished mission over nere ior tne purpose. It is said that one of the principal objects was to come to an agreement under which Japan would handle all Pacific shipping, releasing British and American boats for the Atlantic trade. Japan ha iong maae a strong Did tor dominance in Fa cific shipping and 40 jper cent of it is under its flag today. It is building up the business and the importance of the Japanese oort of Kobe at the expense, it is Said, of the international port of anangnai. its snipp.ng nas prospered greatly since the beginning of the war, even to the point where it lias been possible to withdraw govern ment subsidies from some of the lines, Viscount Ishii conferred with Chairman Hurley of the ship ping board, but no announcement of the transfer of American shipping from the Pscific to the At lantic has been forthcoming. Another point which may well have been the subject for conference is the matter of exports of steel. Japan has been building numerous ships In the last two years, largely by the use of Ameri can steel plates. When the export of steel plates was stopped by the export board Japanese ship building was hard hit. Recently a workingr ar rangement has been reported, but it is also .note worthy that Japan has contracted to build nu merous additional ships for Britain, which, so far as the waging of this war is concerned, is much the same as building ships for the United States. The whole international situation has so swung on its axis in the last few months that the United States finds itself in a strong position as regards Japan and the friendly understanding which has always been desired by this country has become something to be more than ever desired by both parties from a purely selfish standpoint. Two events have gone far toward changing the face Pf the whole far eastern situation, tne declaration of war by the United States and the declaration of war by China. Japan has always needed the friendship of the United States in an economic way, but it has been able to get along without it, so long as it could count on enjoying the economic friendship of the great European nations. So long as Japan was a belligerent and the United, States a neu tral, even though Japan's part in the great war was no very active one, it remained closer to Eng land, France and Russia than did the United States. Today the United States is the great power to which England, France and Russia look for money, ships, food and men. In six months of war we have done ten times as much for the allied cause as Japan has done in three and a half years and we are only beginning. Hence in case of any diplomatic or economic dispute between Japan and the United States there is lit tle doubt where England, France and Russia will stand. The weight of our word in world coun cils hss increased enormously since we declared war. And hence it is strongly to Japan's ad vantage to remain on the best of term with the United States. The Chinese situation has also changed since China declared war. Japan's most vital interest l.e in China; it it almost a d plomatic axiom that the key to Japan' diplomacy it alway to be found on Chinese soil. While China was a neutral Japan was employing a rather aggressive policy toward its big neighbor. It was encroaching on China politically, economically and sometimes even with the threat of military force. This pro pram did not make for good relations with the United States; the Chinese question was really the only point of friction between the two countries. When China decjarcd war it thereby became an ally of Japan. It also became an ally of Eng land, France, Russia, Italy and the United States of the circle of powers which will determine the fate of the nations at the peace table. Japan has apparently made up its mind that the allied powers will win a decisive victory. China now has a strong claim on the consideration of the txllics of whom, in factapan itself is one. Hence the future program of Japan in China may well have been remodeled by Japanese statesmen and in such a way that full co-operation between Ja pan and the United States is an integral part f it. - "it may be that it has decided to play the game according to the new rulesthe rules that are being hammered out by the cannon in Flan ders and France, that say that no weak nation shall be dominated against its will, politically or economically, by a stronger nation. The new rules mean that the open door will come back to China. And if Japan's friendly mission to the United States means that if is willing to meet America half way in establishing the new order of things in the Pacific then the enthusiastic welcome tendered to Viscount Ishii Was none too warm. Greatest Ruler in the World Dr. 8. E. rorman n St. Mcholaa- There is not another ruler in the whole world, perhaps, who exercises an authority greater than that exercised by President Wilson. By virtue of the constitution and of laws recently passed by congress the president exercises a supreme com mand over the largest army and navy the country ever has had or ever dreamed of having. He con trols or supervises the entire shipping industry of the country. He may direct the movements of every car and every locomotive on every railroad in the United States. He controls the export busi ness of the country, it being unlawful to ship abroad a ton of coal or a barrel of flour without his permission. He controls all the means of communication, including the telephone-, the tele graph and the wireless. He may cause any indi vidual residing in this country to be shadowed by agents of the government and watched day and night. He may regulate the food resources of the nation and he may take possession of all the coal mines in the country and fix the prices at which fuel may be sold. These powers have already been given to the president and there are people who would give him still more. Indeed, it has been suggested in high places that the presi dent be made dictator during the period of the war. Senator Harding of Ohio is reported as saving that what the United States needs, ami what it must have if it is to win the war, is a supreme dictator. Mr, Wilson is our oreiident rintv atlectedl TODAY I Right In the SpotH;ht Chief Justice John B. Wlnslow, of the supreme court of Wisconsin, who recently delivered a scathing denun ciation of the lawlessness and alleged treason of many of the pro-Oerman citizens of his state, celebrates his sixty-sixth birthday anniversary today. Justice Winslow has a high reputation aa a jurist A native of New York state, he removed to Wisconsin In his yeuth and received his education at Racine college. After completing his tc-llege course he studied law at the University of Wisconsin and In IS7S returned to Racine to begin the prac tice of his chosen profession. In 110 he was elseted city attorney of Racine and four years later was elevated to the circuit court bench. He was elected to the state supreme court In 1891 and has been chief justice of that tribunal since 1907. One Year Ago Today In the War, French captured strongly fortified line of German defenses on 8omme front. French auxiliary cruiser Gallia (carrying 3,000 French and Serbian troops), and Cunard steamship Fran conla (transport) sunk by German submarine in Mediterranean. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago. The following have been named as reception committee to meet President Cleveland on his visit to the city: Governor Thayer, General . G. B. Dandy. General Crook, Honorable J. A. McShane, Hon. C F. Manderson, Dr. George L. Miller, Herman Kouhtze, Hon. J, M. Woolworth. T. J. Potter, J. H. Millard, P. E. Her, Max Meyer, Mayor W. 3. Broatch, Joseph Garneau, W. B. Bechel, C. V. Gallagher, George Prttchett, A. 8. Paddock, T. L. Kim ball, Edward Rosewater, G. M. Hlteh eoek, S. P. Rounds, Hon. George w. Dorsey, Julius Meyer, J. E, Boyd, W. A. Paxton, O. W. Holdrege, J. A. Crelghton, Judge Wakeley, Judge Se ville, Judge Groff, Judge Dundy, Frank Murphy, C. W. Hamilton, A. P. Hop kins. The "All Around the World" circle held Its monthly meeting, at which A Messrs. Gellenbeck, Mangold and Ed wards, with two banjos and a guitar, furnished the music. The barbers of this city have organ ized an association and elected the fol lowing officers: President. C. Stiple; vice president, George Stewart; secre tary, N. Smith: treasurer, Charles Vin cent: rrulde. William Davis. Fred Millard has offered his sorrel heree for the use of .Brigadier General Dayton on the day of the Cleveland Melvin 8. Uhl, one of the well known emiJ.L,LS i t tha Wt jtern Newspaper Unlcn and brother of Milton R. Uhl of The Bee, was married to Miss Lizzie Martin of Council Bluffe, the ceremony being performed by Rev. Mr. Harris. Thli Day to ITIstory. 1700 Benjamin Lynda, the Judge who presided at the Boston missacre trials, born at Salem, Mass. Died there October 9. 1781. - 1777 -Battle of Germantown. Pa., In which the Americans under Wash ington were forced to retreat by the British under Howe. J808 Charles Whittlesey, whose ge ological researches led to the develop ment of the mineral resources of the upper Mississippi and Lake Superior regions, born at Southlnciton, Conn. T)td at ripvpland. O.. Ortnhrr IS. 1886. Ills -Captain Isaac Hull berame commandant off the navy yard at Portsmouth, N. H. 1871 University of Alabama reor ganised and opened. xsiiitaiian jieet oemoiisnea Trip oll'e forts In two-day bombardment. 1914 Brltleh and Belgians ensased In hard fighting with the Germans around Antwerp. 1915 American loan of 1500,000,- 000 to French and British governments completed. The- Day We Celebrate. James W. Holmqulst, president of the Holmnulst Elevator company and the Holmqulst Lumber and Grain company, is 61 today. County Assessor Jerry M. Fitzgerald was born in Ireland fifty-three years ago today. He was tax commissioner in south Omaha, before annexation. R. J. Dinning, the candy man, was bom October 4, 1853. Edward J. Pearson, president of the New York. New Haven & Hartford railroad, born at Rockvllle, Ind., fifty-four years ao today. ur a. Ross Hill, president or the Hnlvprplty of Missouri, born in Nova Bcotla forty-eight years ago today. i i'L.rersor l-.uward Murray East or Harvard, now head of the Botanical Haw Products commission of the United States government, born at Du Quoin, 111., thirty-nine years ago to day. Arnold Daly, noted actor, manager and producer, born in Brooklyn, N. 3., iorty-two years ago today. jonn p. winsiow, cniei justice oi tne supreme court of Wisconsin, born In Livingston county, N. Y., sixty-six years ago today. Ray G. Fisher, pitcher of the New 1 York American league base ball team, born at Middlebury, Vt, thirty years ago today. Timely Jottings and Reminders. The American section of the Theo- sophlcal society begins its annual con vention today in New York City. Secretary of the Treasury McAdoo Is to speak at Bibux Falls today in ad vocacy of the second Liberty loan bond issue. The city of Quebec at a special elec tion to be held today will vote on the question .of applying the Canada tem perance act to that city. Preparation for an intensive cam paign to prevent the spread of. tuber culosis in the American army will be the theme of the New England sec tional conference of the National As sociation for the Study and Preven tion of Tuberculosis, meeting today at Rutland. VL Storyette of the Day. "1 want to get a good hoss for plow ing," 6ald Farmer Jones to a horse trader, "and I want a good one, too." I sot just the hoss for you, mend; she's a good worker, but she doesn't look good," returned tha H. T. "I ain't buying him for the looks, so if he's a good hoss I guess I'll take him." Two Aava lntr farmer Jnnaa ra turned with the hbrse. "Why in the devil didn't you tell me the old boy was blind?" said. Farmer Jones to tne norse trader. "Well. I think' I made it plain enough when 1 said she didn t look good." So Farmer Jones has still got the old host. Indianapolis News. AROUND THE CITIES. Phtlaldcphta policemen and fireman to tha number of 8,200 have aisned op a pledjre to fight political aiaeaimenta of all kinds. Political ahakedowni" are an Institution in tha Quaker city and might have continued without remittance had the politicians re strained their greed. An increase, in the levy started a ruction which menace the prosperity of ward heeler Dissatisfied with Juries. Omaha, Oct 1. To the Editor Of The Bee: Headlines in all of the Omaha newspapers last week regard ing the Kelly murder trial at Red Oak, la., told of a "hung, deadlocked'' Jury, a sentence thaf has flaunted in peo ple's faces all over the land ever since the formation of our courts. The greatest farce, monstrously einensive, flaarantly abusive nuisance is the Jury system. We compel young men to spend years of their lives at great sacrifice to prepare themselves to practice lar and to present it to the judge Chosen from among them to apply it In causes at bar. We then go out and choose twelve men from as near the rabble as we have rabble in the nation to Vir tually set In Judgment over them and add further insults to their intelli gence by designating the twelve' their "peers," well knowing that among the dozen there is almost certain to be one or more ignorant, almost to Jmblcll ity, bigoted, sickly sentimental, per: verse or purchasable individuals and expect it to brine; m an intelligent and Just verdict. When jye choose juries for our courts, th last haven of re sort In trouble for both rich and poor, where our lives, our liberties and our material all must be weighed in the balance, we choose twelve men Indis criminately and compel them to unani mously agree upon the Verdict Are our lawyers generally honest? Yes, as a class Omaha lawyers are as high minded, morally and financially, as any other class of men anywhere. But a jury, since a Judge's instruc tions must necessarily be circum scribed, ean go out in reckless aban don and trample under foot law, prece dent and evidence, which they usually do. Oh, when will the only indicated school of physicians, th lawyers, drag this loathsome disease, the jury, from our bodies and cleanse its odor from our nostrils? GEORGE B. CHILD. Help to Husk Corn. Silver Creek, Neb., Oct. I. To th Editor of The Bee: All this hue and cry that is being raised about Nebraska corn being In danger of spoiling in th field through lack of help to husk it has no justification in fact There will be help enough to get it all In the crib in rood season as in past years. If anyone will stop to consider the situation fairly he will see, I think, that this must necessarily be true. There is practically no corn in Ken saa and also in large sections of our own state. When the time for husking comes, which is very near at band, men will come in from Kansas and other localities where the corn crop Is short and we shall have all the help we want. Farmers will remember that this very thing happened only a few years ago. I myself had three or four men from near th Kansas line husk ing: for me. The comparatively few farmer boys who have gone away to war will make no appreciable differ ence in the situation. Any farmer who offers to pay 10 cents a bushel for husking Is very1 foolish; it is too much. In this local ity not more than 6 cents has ever been paid for husking good corn and this year 6 cents would bs enough, fuliy taking into consideration the gen eral advance in prices. At cents v.t-Tt-r, Wrid make from ft to St a day, which Is enough, and some would . ..v i.. .u intra. I quite agree that th farmer boys ought not to be taken from their work on the farm. How terribly Inconsist ent to keep hammering It into the ears of the farmers that they must work, work, work to save the world from starvation and then, when farm help is very scarce, forclr'v turn thousands cf them into consumers, with nobody to take their places on the farm. Uncle Sam, keep th boys drilling If you want to, now that they are at It. but eee that they are back in good time for spring work, and don't take any more of them. CHARLES WOOSTER, AUTUMN SMILES. "Even th fowls en th farm team struck with this idea af combination." "How da you meant" "I notice that whan th duck hatch their ssra, they (tart at onea to pool tb issues," Baltimore Amsrican, "Did you ever hear of th goose that laid the colden eggt" ' "No," replied Farmer Corntoaael, "but I've got a bunch of turkeys that I reckon will be worth pretty near aa much aa an Investment," Washington Star. Lady of th Houso Tou say you art In th army. Then why aren't you dressed as a soldier? Fagged Roger It's de army of de unem ployed', lady, an' d.e is me fatigue uni form. Boston Transcript. tin I just heard that Cheesy I a pacifist I H i should say ha la. Why, that man "Blue" Spells Mean Bad Kidneys? 'tmrPkhn III r'fam $TV lifP J WatStory "Blue," worried, half-eick people should find out the cause of their troubles. Often it ts merely faulty kidney action, which allows the blood to get loaded up with poisons that ir ritate the nerves. Backache, head aches, dizziness and annoying bladder troubles are added proofs that the kidneys need help. Use Doan's Kidney Pills. Thousands thank them for re lief from just such troubles. Report of An .Omaha Woman's Case Mrs. J. H. Appleton. 2511 Pierce fit. sayit "When I have had any trouble with my kid neys I have felt miserable in every way. At such time my kidney have acted irregularly Jnd my back has pained me dreadfully. 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