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OFFICES Omaha Tlw Bet Buildine OouU On-ibi 4S57 B. Mia St t'ouMtl Bluffa-H N elaia 8t Unceaa Utile BulMinj. itiicaen- Panne tlti Kuildlnt Ken Yort-SM fifth Aw. St. Unite New B'a of CootBtma Weahlneioo-JM Itta Bt. N. W CORRESPONDENCE Addraea snaimntcatloM nlatlnf ta aaaa and editorial aiattat M I una ha Boa, Editorial Deinrtinenl SEPTEMBER CIRCULATION 59,022 Daily Sunday, 52,153 (Tarafa etrralitton fnr th mnnti eubetrlbad and eaara ta bt UiM WilUaaa. Clreuiailoa Manatee. , Subacrlbara Icavinf tha city hou!4 hava The) Baa mailed to loom. Addreaa cban;ed aa efton aa requeated. Billion dollar war taxes cast their shadows Lefore. Too many so-called patriots insist on getting their bit before doing it Investing in Liberty bonds puts a smile on the high sign to the tax gatherer. 1 Air raids in London and vicinity knock ajl the sentiment and joy out of moonshine. So far as methods of killing noncombatants go, the kaiser's ally, the sultan, has the cave men beaten fifty ways. Firing wrathful resolutions at senatorial slack ers rarely score a bull's-eye. Success in that lint depends on hitting the ballot box. Those shipyard strikes on the Pacific coast may not be designed to "give aid and comfort to the enemy," but the plan works that way. The main trouble with Russia springs from an excess of politicians hungry for jobs. In that respect Russia is not the only "horrible example." ' A new process of gasoline making promises 12-fold increase in output: Now if perform ante comes up to the promise, burning up gas will lese its pull as a social arbiter. ',' Whcatless Tuesdays and meatless Fridays arc easily negotiated. Voluntary abstention means much gain, Real conservation awaits a success ful drive on the fatness of Sunday dinners. I The Austrian foreign office dispenses a large volume of explanatory guff in replying to the papal peace note. Cuttlefishing does not ride the waters enough to obscure the. fart that Austria precipitated the war for the purpose of stealing a' State. s That "contemptible little army of, England" of three years ago continues growing in num bers and fighting power,, and persists in driving a huge spear into the vitals of kaiserite conceit. The operation cuts imperial vanity to the roots, but the disease requires the treatment , A gruesome consistency of methods bind Turk and Teuton. The side partner of "me1 and got." takes his revenge out of the defenseless Armen ians, slaughtering men and . driving women into slavery or worse. Defenseless men and women of Belgium and France met an almost -similar fate. Kultur and crescent blend peculiarly. " Vigoroui demands for the forcible retirement of Justice Cohalan from the state supreme court feature New York newspapers. Cohalan is a typical radical Irish-American for office mainly and his connection with the activities of Wolf vori Ingel, Germany's agent, shocks the loyal spirit of the Empire jtate. The judge's denials merely intensify the demands for purging the bench of hia presence. The Irish constitutional convention held ad journed sessions both in Belfast and Cork -centers of opposing extremes ofIrish opinion. Noth ing happened to mar the friendly courtesy of the visits. This may seem strange to those who gauge Irish sentiment by the volume of noise. Back of the political thundering lies solid sentiment which may be depended on to support the convention in bhaping a charter of self-government for united Ireland. . '' High Cost of Fighting St Laala Glofcc-Deraoerat World records are smashed so frequently of "Jate that we take the most unprecedented thing as a matter of course. The senate has just passed a war deficiency bill carrying $8,000,000,000 with out the formality of a roll call. This amount . equals the total cost of our civil war, but it is only a fraction of what has been appropriated since April 6, when we declared that a state of war existed. ' Senator Martin, chairman of the committee on approbations, cays the appropria tions for five months have amounted to $20,000. 000,000 and he predicts next ..year's totals will reach $30,000,000,000. These are, of course, ut terly incomprehensible sums and. we may well sympathize, v ith the Virginia senator's statement about the desirability of scrutinizing the esti mates, while all the while recognizing, with him and his colleagues, the futility of it. Only by auditing expenditures can an effectual check be applieu. The administration will be, and must be, held to strict accountability for the manner in which every dollar is spent, but congress can not, without imperilling the national safety, re fuse to allow any estimate merely because of its staggering proportions. The newly organized audit bureau of the War department has a tre mendous' responsibility. ' It is only by comparison that we can get any conception of the high cost of fighting in this war. The cost of the war of 1812 was $300,000,- fWi laTaeaTt til ft ria (faf-TYl i"kf afmW at 11 lS I C at ill th VWm IV V . aa V a v a w e, a. a v aaa tun deficiency bilL The total cost of the Spanish American war to the United States. Spain and the Philippines was only $00,000,000, or one- leu-i me amount oj mc ucuticiu unu nc pro ram for torpedo boat destroyers will cost nearly twice the outlay for the entire Mexican war. The shipping board program calls for more money than Russia ana Japan spent together in the war of 1904. According to Senator Martin's es timate, we have during five months appropriated one-third more than the Napoleonic wars cost France, Great Britain, Germany, Italy, Austria, Spain. Russia and Turkey. Experts have esti mated the cost of all the wars of the world for 120 years prior to 1914 at $40.(X!0,QO0,0OO, or twice what we have apprc-ruted in live months. Retail Prices on Coal. Dr. Garfield's announcement of a basis for es tablishing retail prices on coal comes none too soon, but it is definite enough, and should permit business going forward without delay. The adop tion of the 191 S cost as a basis, with not to exceed 30 per cent added to cover increase since that time, should offer a fair rate to the retailer. Assertions that thea coal price order is vague and will not permit immediate application, nor effect a reduction until present stocks are disposed of, may satisfy retailers inclined to resist, but will hardly prove popular with the public. Every suc cessful firm should know its cost of doing busi ness at any time, and this will make discovery of the rate for sale easy. In the case of the retail coal man, the average cost for doing business in 1915, plus 30 per cent, is the basis for 1917. This does not contemplate insuring him profits to his own liking, for it is this very thing the govern ment seeks to restrict. The whole scheme of price fixing, it must be rtmembered, is experimental, with the sole object of preventing repetition of the experiences of last winter, when profiteers enforced their will upon the public. Abnormal conditions require this exer tion of the rational power to regulate private busi ness The chiefest advantage of the control will be in the better distribution -of supplies, by which means famine may be averted and the effect of.any local shortage obviated. This is already showing good results under the orders recently issued, which checked exportation of coal to Canada and provided for supplying the northwestern needs before lake navigation closed. Loosening of private grip on staple lines should have a good effect on all, and we are justified in expectation that it will check sharp advances even if it does not greatly lower the level ef prices. ' Drive for the New Liberty Loan. The drive for the flotation of the second great issue of Liberty bone's is no'w under way and has started with an impetus that certainly should carry it well over its goal. The machinery for the exploitation of the issue has been organised with great care, with full advantage taken of the experience gained in the conduct of the first cam paign last June. That was the most successful of the kind ever tried. Not only was the amount of jthe bonds issued larger, but the total of prof fers and number of subscribers exceeded the ex perience of European governments. The hope now is that our 6wn record will be broken this time and a new mark established. The great rush and confusion of preparation for war is now over and the business of conduct ing our share in the undertaking is taking on or derly form. Patience and administrative skill, combined with utmost willingness to serve, have succeeded in bringing all the great forces of the nation's manifold and diversified life ino uni son and Americans ore proving that democracies can be efficient in great emergencies. Immense sums pf money are needed to carry forward the. work we have set about and these turns will be forthcoming to the uttermost penny. Just as this nation has devoted ts man' power to the defense of liberty, so has It pledged Its wealth, and It will be niggard with neither. Fftriotism will be the great spur in animating subscribers to the Liberty loan, but for those whose ardor may not be s readily moved to heat the proposition has its attraction. The loan ap peals to the deliberate judgment as well as to the generous impulse, for it is the most attractive form of investment known. The result of the drive is not in doubt War and the Wires By Frederic J. Haskin Splitting Up the Nebraska Brigade. Much disappointment will be felt in Nebraska, and state pride will be not a little mortified over the determination of the War department to di vide the Nebraska brigade. Our people have Clung to'the notion that the state would be represented on the battle front by an organization that would support local pride and through which home ties would be maintained. This feeling Is natural, (but plans for the or ganisation of the national army, adopted since the state troops were federalized, seem to re quire not Only the disruption of the Nebraska bri gade, but the obliteration of the Sixth Nebraska regiment The menwill all be retained in the service and will be given amfile opp6rtunity to-do their fair shire of the fighting. While the Fourth is being transformed from an infantry to an ar tillery organization and the hoys who have mas tered the rifle are learning to handle the big guns the Fifth wilt retain its character. To the Sixth, the newest of the three, fell the lot of being scat ered among other organizations, the men being assigned to such places as were, deemed better by the heads of the army. Those who fce hurt by the action of the au thorities may, however, take Comfort that 6,000 other Nebraska lads are serving elsewhere in the army, the navy "and the, marines and that more are being trained in the drafted' army, so that the tate is not to be in any sense deprived of its privilege of providing for the defense of the na tion even if the distinctive character of the troops it has sent out is lost in the great mass, of the new army. They are all marching under and right ing for Old Glory, and that Is the main point. Washington, Sept. 30. This is a war directed by wire. Troops by the hundred thousand are moved, supplies worth billions are ordered, d'plo matic correspondence upon whicL.the fate of the world depends is carried from the capital by tele phone, telegraph, cab'e and wireless. As all nads once led. to Rome, all wires now lead to Wash ington, The hopes and greeds and defences, t' e sufferings and des'res of an embattled world reach this heart of America over millions of tiny copper wires. Indeed the growth of electrical means of com munication had no small share in lifting America to the commanding place it holds today in world affairs. The wires more than anything else have penetrated our isolation. And the wires are mak ing history today at such a rate as it was never made before. Only a century ago it took seven weeks, for the news that peace had been made to reach the men that were fighting in America, and Jackson won the battle of New Orleans after the war was over. Today the president of the United Slates can send a message to London in five minutes. Necessarily a sudden tremendous strain has been imposed upon the nation's facilities for wire communication, especially) in and out of Washing ton. Telephone tolls would seem to be a sensi tive barometer of public excitement and govern mental activity. When Germany's note declaring unrestricted submarine warfare was delivered in Washington, toll traffic out of the capital jumped 20 per cent, and local traffic started on an upward curve. When Ambassador Bernstorff was given his passports on February 3 the volume of tele phone talk was further swelled. The local tele phone company began working twenty-three hours a day installing new equipment, and revamped its plant from the foundations up. When war had been declared the Council of National Defense called for the co-operation of the wire companies with the government. Of ficials of the wire companies went into conference with government officials, and the desired co ' ordination was effected. The wire companies have undoubtedly ren derej a great patriot!; service, have done remark able emergency work in increasing their facilities, and have given the government co-operation of the willingest kind. Long line wires out of Wash ington have increased from 149 to 300; long dis tance operators in all parts of the country were quickly increased to 12,000, and more are in train ing. The operator schools here are in session every day except Sunday. A new underground cable between New York and Washington to cost $1,500,000 is being planned. Unquestionably the telephone companies are doing their level best, and they are doing well. Furthermore, they have another motive than the pure patriotism which undoubtedly spurs them on. Government ownersWp of telephone and tele guph lines has been their bogey for many years, and beyond a doubt the service which they give the government and the public during this great emergency will be most closely scanned by the advocates of postalization. The wire companies will point to their record of patriotism and ef ficiency in the service of the government during the war as proof that they are worthy of control of this vital part of the nation's communications. The advocates of government ownership will assert that a service already under the control of the government and perfectly co-ordinated for military and civil purposes would have done bet ter. They will probably also point out that al though the demand upon the United states postal service has been greatly increased by the war, the delivery of private mails has not been made un certain or unsatisfactory because of the press of government business. In t word, the poor to in different service which the public is now receiv ing from the telephone companies in many sec tions, if it continues, will undoubtedly be used against them. The legal right of the federal government to take over the telephone and telegraph lines has been generally accepted. It is comprised under tne clause giving ine government mc rigut io op erate postoffices and post roads, which were the only practicable means of public communication when the constitution was adopted. A number of postmasters general have advocated the gov ernment ownership of telephone and telegraph and one of their strongest arguments has been that these facilities for communication are essen tial to the military strength and efficiency of the nation. All of the other principal nations of the world long ago converted the telephone and tele graph into government monopolies. In the belligerent countries the government, by reason of its monopoly of these facilities, is able to maintain a much closer surveillance Over their use. In both England and France the closest censorship is maintained. No one is allowed to speak over the wires except in the language of the country, and then lie may be pretty sure that more than on "party" is listening. So that in these countries the public certainly gets a more restricted service than in the United States. On the other hand, the foreign governments run no risk that the wires will be used for the purposes of hostile espionage. "New Liberal Party" Proposed. A writer in one of the magazines for October enthusiastically descants on the fortunes of a new liberal party that is to arise in America as a result of the war. His program is an ambitious one. First off. he disposes Of both the republican and democratic parties, as having outlived their use fulness, and puts down most, if not all, accepted theories of government as failures. The law of supply and demand, he says, already is one with Ninevah and Tyre. His new party is made up of odds and ends he finds laying around, and cornea out with a conglomeration of socialists, prohibi tionist v single taxers, nonpartisan leaguers, union laborites, bull moosers, suffragists and suffra cettes, both passive and militant, and any and all fragments of political flotsam that may be lodged along the shore. To these he adds the leaven of what he calls the "new radicals," and starts out with a splendid aggregation. For issue he as sumes in the name of hit party full control and public ownership of all utilities, such as railroads, telegraphs and municipal services, the "democrat i7ation" of our social life, national prohibition, universal suffrage, and a few other attractive gen eralities, and almost, in a single sentence accom plishes all statesmen, philosophers and students have struggled with through 'all the ages. The whole is most attractive. It will be readily agreed, too, that if the author of the idea can combine and hold together the elements he has chosen to com pose his new liberal party, he will have little trouble in doing the rest of it. Officially the federal stock of marked down goods include wheat coal, sugar, copper and steel. Other necessaries know what's coming. Decent behavior alone wards off the swttUn. Locomotion and Romance -St Ionia Globe-Democrat A in the Spotlight. Field Marshal von Hindenburg, whom report says Is to be made a prince by the ka!;er today In honor of his seventieth birthday anniversary, is the present chief cf stifft of the Ger man army. Ilia military reputation has been, made entirely In the present war. At tha commencement of the c nflict he was a retired general of infantry. He had been In command of troops in eact Prussia and had a thor ough knowledge of Russian Poland. This knowledge made his services in dirpensable when the Russians Invaded eart Prussia and hevwa given com mand of the Oerman forces on the eastern front. His success against the Russians Is a matter ef history. When the center of war activities shifted to the Balkans Von Hindenburg was given command of the Austro-German armies in that quarter. and again his success justified the choice of the kal cer. Eventually tha aged and once un popular general, hofie early military career had not been a success, was given the highest post in the German army. One Year Ago Today in the War. French cruiser Rigel sunk by Ger man submarine in the Mediterranean. Roumanian army of 15,000 invading Bulgaria routed by Germans and Bul garians. , .";v.t;".'.' In Omaha Thirty Years Ago Today. II. V. Powell, special agent of the National Life Insurance company of Vermont, has opened an office at room 2, Barker building. A parade that meant more than a circus and brass band for Nebraska war; seen on Jackson street namely, tiv-ty-seven teamS, forty-seven men t nd a, large numbenjpf scrapers com- At the annual convention of the Carriage Build ers' National association, held in Chicago, George W. Houston of Cincinnati made the positive dec laration that the old-fashioned buggy ride was a greater promoter and conserver of good health than the automobile. The dispatch bringing us this now startling announcement goes no further into details of Mr. Houston's argument The only sensational part of his talk being in the open as sertion we have quoted, it is all the reporters give us. And truly in this day of spark plugs and the odor of gasoline in highways afrd byways it is almost as sensational as would be pronuncia mento announcing a revolt against government and the established order of things. Health is a state of mind, according to the! mrisuan scientists ana aiso accoruuig io ire ex periences of manv people not associated with any cult. Therefore look after the state of your mind. And what must be said of the state of mind of the young man attempting, while steering an au tomobile with one hand, to hold a disengaged arm around the shapely waist of one divinely fair? The automobile is too emperious a mistress for that. All of.the inanimate and soulless part of its machinery, unknowing and unfeeling, seemingly bent upon mischief and refusing to respond to a well-known voice as the horse will, enter into conspiracy leading to wobbles and wriggles from side to side of a road or street, threatening every minute either to skid, ditch the car, hit a pedes trian or call down the displeasure of a traffic po liceman. How can the course of true love run smooth or straight? In days of old young men could be bold to give the horse or the horses a head and, with one hand holding the lines, lay the other around the waist of the fair one by his side. The horse and buggy promoted matri mony, wherefore happiness, wherefore health. We fear that the automobile is wrecking the hopes of young men who with horse and buggy, might read their titles clear. ing from South Omaha on their way to Broken Bow, the outfit belonging to Frank Deams, who has been work ing Jn South Omaha, where he graded two miles for the Chicago & North western railway. , Black & McCann have Just com menced grading South Tenth from the south line of Joseph Redfleld'a prop erty to the south line of Tom Murray's addition. James Flemmlng, a hack driver from Omaha, has brought his vehicle down to South Omaha and will remain aa long as he receives patfons. The following were' present at an en joyable party given by Kate Liddell at 1710 Webster: Jennie Arthur, Nellie Arthur, Ada Whiteside, Minnie White side,' Katie Fleming, Belle Meidrum, Maggie Martin, Anna Martls, Katie Martis. Fannie Gbb, Charles Smith, Charles Star, Ed Horton, E. Martls, S. C. Neely, H. Peterson, John Arthur, George Mollar, R. Gebb, Mr. and Mrs. John Liddell. Misses Ida Cowan and Miss Llda An derson have gone for a week's special trip among, friends and relatives at Casey, la. The Home Circle club has elected the following officers for the ensuing year: President, F. W. Pickens; vice president, Henry Copley; secretary, C. M. Champlln; treasurer, James H. Conrad. This Day in History. 1803 Samuel Adams, one of the fa mous patriots of the American revo lution, died in Boston. Born there September 16, 1722. 1817 Webster Wagner, pioneer in ventor and manufacturer of palace and Bleeping cars, born In Montgomery county. New York. Killed in a rail way accident at Spuyten Duyvil, N. Y., January 13, 1882. 1843 United States sloop-of-war Concord lost on the east coast of Af rica 1865 General Robert E. lee be came president of Washington college, Virginia. 1871 Brlgham Young, the president of the Mormon church, arrested for bigamy. 1891 Prince Maurice of Batten berg, grandson of Queen Victoria and brother of the queen of Spain, born. Killed in the war in France in 1914. 1897 The new Spanish ministry or dered the recall of General Weyler from Cuba anQ appointed General Blanco captain general.. 1914 Serbians checked Austrian advance on the Drina. 1915 Berlin claimed capture of 95,000 Russians during September. Tne Day We Celebrate. William R. McKeen was born in Terre Haute forty-eight years ago. He . was educated at the Rose Poly technical' institute, tha Johns Hopkins university and at Charlottenburg, near Berlin. He is head of the McKeen Mo tor Car company, a million-dollar cor poration. , General Ferdinand Foch, who was second in command of the French armies in the battle of the Marne, born in the south, of .France sixty-six years ago today. Colonel Samuel E. Tillman, U. S. A., retired, now acting superintendent of the West Pcint academy, born at Shel byvllle, Tenn., seventy years ago today. Dr. Ernest H. Lfndley, president elect of the University of Idaho, born at Paoli, Ind., forty-eight years ago today. William O'Brien, celebrated Irish journalist and Parliamentary leader, born in Cork Bixty-flve years a?o today. Edward J. Murphy, outfielder of the Chicago American league base ball team, born at Hancock, N. Y., twenty six years ago today. Call Them 'Chosen." D&ylestown. Pa., Sept. 28. To the Editor of The Bee: In view of the general desire to get away from the terms "drafted" and "conscript" as re ferring to the new national army, may I suggest that this great body of our younrjliien now gather)ng to go forth In defense of democracy be called the "chesen army?" Perhaps such an appellation would fulfill In large measure the need for a name in keeping with the high mis sion of tllese young soldiers of free dom. In any event it has a literal ap plication and at the same time a scrip tural connection so significant as to compel attention. For in the gospel of John from the Hps of the Master are duoted these words: "I have chesen you and or dained you that ye should go and bring forth fruit and that your fruit should remain." No better or truer statement Of the cause in which these men have been choren could have been made, They are chosen to bring forth fhe fruit of victory is freedom. And -they frut of victory is freedom. And they are offerihg themselves to the service of democracy in order that this free dom should remain. . rv .., So, henceforth, in referring to these forces, new-sprung from the nation's loins, might it not be commendable as well as Just to call them "chosen" soldiers? , . LEIGH MITCHELL liODGES. Power of Healing. Bartlett, Iai, Sept. 28. To the Edi tor of The Bee: Some time ago there appeared in The Bee an article from the pen of Walter Johnson in which the statement is made that ''God im parts a spirit which comes to men to heal them of all their diseases." Such an assertion is not supported by the teachings of the Bible. The gift of healing was conferred by Christ upon his apostles as a means of Confirming their apostleship, but it was a special miraculous gift and ceased when lta purposes ended. A careful study of the New Testament reveals the fact that while the apostles were able io confer the miraculous gift of healing upon a second person there is no case on record where that second person was ever able to confer that gift upon a third person. According to the teachings of the scriptures, the gift of healing, in com mon with other rrilraculous spiritual gifts, ceased with the apostolic age. Christian Scientists have no earthly use for physicians and yet Christ said: "They that be whole need not a physi cian, but they that are Sick." Even the Apostle .Luke was a doctor, for in Colosslans 4:14 Paul refers to him as "Luke, the beloved physician." In the face of all this Mr. Johnson de clares that "the scriptural teaching is that Israel had no doctors." There is absolutely no foundation in the scrip tures for the hostility shown by Chris tian Scientists toward our phy&aclans. I will admit that Christian Science has performed some cures, but the same cures might have been performed by any good mental healer. Mrs. Eddy claimed that she had cured caees of consumption, carious bonea and can cer. But in the New York Sun Jan uary 1, 1899, there was published a challenge from Dr. Charles A. L. Reed of Cincinnati to Mrs. Eddy to dupli cate' those cures in some hospital, either in Cincinnati or New York. Needless to say, that challenge waa never accepted. In spite of all its wonderful claims Christian Science never has healed a fractured bone, given sight to the blind or restored the dead to life airaln. And it will have to be admitted that Chris tian Scientists should be able to per form this latter part aa well as to heal the sick if they possess the same power that was possessed by Christ and His apostles. . GEORGE W. MOORE. LINES TO A LAUGH. "Hiva a food time on your vacaonf "A realtul tim. oiruc v- . i ona didn't hear a word about golf, atocka or automobiles." Great Scott. What were you Jailed for?'' Boston Transcript. That man la so honest hs wouldn't steal a pin." said the admtrtns friend. n "I never thought much of tha pin test, answered Miss Cayenne. "Try him with an umbrella." Chicago Post. "Don't have too many close-ups of this farm scene," commanded the movie dl tec tor. "All rUrhf . ... "You don't want to show rouged upa too plainly when they are under a sunbon ntt" Loulsevllla Courier-Journal. Hiss Wilcox had been giving the class aa lem-ntary talk upon architecture. "Now," said she, "can any one In the elass tel! me what a 1"-' Teas' is?' Little Walter arrse, 1 race beaming with a oulck flash of lntol'l.-onre. ' "I know," he shouted, "a buttress Is a nanny goat." Philndclphta Ledger. "My wife was so excited she talked alt nlrV "What a remarkable wife?" , "Why aot" "Does he only flo that when she's ex cited?" Baltimore American. Do tel! me, major," saM Mrs. Gusher, "did you ever fall into the hands af tha enemy In any of your engagements?" "Oh, yes." replied the gallant major: "but I escaped ahortly afterward through the divorce court" Boston Transcript. "Count, my father has lost all hia money." "I will marry you. anyhow." "Do yu really mean It?" "Yes: a man like your father csn easily make another fortune." Brownlng'a Maga-sine. DO YOU NEED HELP IN YOUR ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT? We offer the KIRTtEY VISIBLE AC COUNT LEDGER as a aolation of the problem. It is a decided improvement on the present atyle of loose leaf ledger. Will actually cut your time of postinjf ONE THIRD. System can be easily applied to your present sheets and binders. Benefits to Employer Costs lest to operate than any ether system. Increases efficiency of present force. Bills and statements out on tha first of the month. Can index account alphabetically, by towns, or by salesmen. Advantages to Bookkeeper No 'index to keep. No time lost in looking tip accounts. No long- list of names to scan. Potting don in one-third less time. No misplaced accounts. Nd night work; at end of minth. Fewer errors. Accommodation to Customer No vexations delays when be makes Inquiry regarding his account. The KTRTLEY VISIBLE ACCOUNT SYSTEM pays for itself many times a rear. , For full information write to Hammond Printing Co- FREMONT, NEB., Sola Mfgrs. for Nebraska, Iowa, North Dalfota, South Dakota. L Money Transferred 8000 Miles by Western Union Two Hindus recently sent $1600 to far-off India by Western Union. More than $45,000,000 was transferred last year. No matter whether the distance be 80 miles or 8000 miles. Western Union money transfers will meet the need fully, promptly and with abso lute safety. WESTERN UHTOto TeUgramsVay LettersNight Letters Cabletrams Honey transferred by Wire. THE WESTERN UNION TELEGRAPH GO. 4 People an- Events Quite a bunch of easy-money getters are rusti cating in a Brooklyn jail, having been caught in the act of forging government pay checks at one of the I eng Island military stamps. Twelve men involved in the conspiracy have been taken in. Your Uncle is a tough old party to hold up in any old game. Camp Upton shelters 40 per cent of the raw recruits of lower New York, and is esteemed the liveliest of the group. One bunch, known as the Gopher Gans. marched into camp with a banner inscribed: "Hell's kitchen. What's the use? We're out to cook the kaiser's goose." Other groups include the Gashouse Gang. Cherry Hill Scrappers and the Hudson Dusters. As a pre paredness measure drill masters at Camp Upton arc versed in the "manly art." ' Timely Jottings and Reminders. Stockholders of the Chicago & Al ton railroad hold their annual meeting today at Chicago. Tha American Royal Live Stock show opens iu Kansas City today, to continue through the week. Secretary McAdoo is scheduled to speak at Indianapolis today in advo cacy of the second Liberty loan bond issue. ' The several political parties in New . Jersey are to hold their platform and ! nominating conventions today at Tren- ' ton. In view of the present unsettled con dition of the drug market more than ordinary interest is manifested in the annual convention Of the National Wholesala Druggists' association, j which meets today in Chicago. The case of Dan Shay, former man ager of the Milwaukee American asso ciation base ball club, charged with the murder of Clarence Buell, a negro waiter, is docketed for trial today at Indianapolis. ' Storyette of the Day. Benjamin Birdie, the famous jockey, was taken suddenly ill and the trainer ac vised him to visit the doctor in the town. He'll put you right in a Jiffy," he sald. The same evening he found Benja min lying curled up in the stables, kicking1 his less about in agony. "Hello, Benny! Haven't you been to the doctor?" "Yes.' "Well, didn't he do you any good?" "I didn't go in. When I got to his houe there was a brass plate on his door 'Dr. Kurem. Ten to one.' I wasn't going to monkey with a long shot like that:" New York World. D esinoj stops itching instantly Don't let that itching skln-troable torment you an hour longer 1 Just spread a little Resinol Ointment over the sick skin and see if the itching does not disappear as if you simply wifed it away I And even more important this oothing.healing ointment rarely fails to clear away promptly every trace of the unsightly, tormenting eruption, unless it is due to some serious inter nal disorder. 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