t '! 'fa Si! Hi THE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY,, SEPTEMBER 18, 1917. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR BOSEWATER, EDITOR TBS BEX PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOB Entered at Omh postoffle aa second-clsie matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION ' - , By Carrier. Del! Bad Sands? pet wb, Ita IHilt without tends. " ." tnalsf sal Stadtr " toe ttimmt without Sunday fe Buadu Bes coll , . uo Br Mail fr jut. UN la 104 100 pwur m n d .v fiend aoUoe at churn of address or Irregularlti la Wlw to Oauaa Be. Circulation Peter wai MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS fa isnclated Ptm. of whlea Th B- Us -mbtr. to tiolniiMW autld le the gw for rorubllMUm of ill am credited o It er not otherwise eroilud la ton paw sod also U Ul b pub lished aeraia all rtfal at repuilieeUoB of aw sped) dupatofcee s else went ,, . REMITTANCE Samft ft? draft. n-u or tnrttl etdsr. Onlj I-eant sumps ten 10 oa-caM of tmtll sccounti. rrs ooal thick, eioept oa Oaaba aad utera axchtnff. not accepted. OFFICES Oauaa The B ol!dln. South Ora.hi 1827 S. 34tk W. Council Bluffs H N. Msin to. l,mooa Little ButMlns. sen Pen New torli 5M Fifth Ate. Bu Lcui Nw B'k of Cmnma Wsshlaatoa 785 Hit Be,. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE Address eoauni-Matlon felstlng I am aad. editorial auttat to nha Bob, Editorial DsparUMBt. AUGUST CIRCULATION 59,011 Daily Sunday, 51,912 Arenf dreuiaUoa for Um moot subscribed and swore to to DwtfBt WUttajsa. ClrcuUOoa Msoafet. Subaaribara leaving tha city should hav Tha Baa mUd ta them. Address chanted aa oltaa aa requested. i l 1 J f : : i it U Put it down that the fake performer is likely to be a fake patriot. Eventually we will learn the lesson that good roads are no good unless kept good; Decreased university registration only empha size the present popularity of a course abroad. 5 k i ; v t 1 1 ' f The buckwheat crop is reported the best ever. Don't pass the buck, but order the cake. No one would begrudge congress of a long, joyous vacation had it worked faster and talked less. ; . Up to date the chief value of the socialist con ference propaganda is to keep Stockholm on the news map. '" ' Raining German bombs on allied hospitals glimpses another angle of kaiserism in full flower. "Forward with God.'Vi Multiplying events make it -dear that "Ne braska's pull at Washington does not endanger a scrap of the confectionery. Only four members of the United States sen ate voted "No" on the passage of the war reve nue bill but at any rate they voted. By itself a proclamation does not make a re public. Russians, like other people who won lib erty, must fight and prove themselves-e"qual to it. A municipal coal yard at Denver is credited with solving the fuel price riddle. , It is sim plicity itself. The ity treasury absorbed over head cost and cut out profit. Remonstrance is made that the Kelly trial may cost the taxpayers of Montgomery county $50,000. No matter what it costs, bringing to jus tice whoever committed that atrocious Villisca ag murder will be worth the price. , 4 ; There is time yet to call off that promised trial of a 12-year-old lad on the charge of murder. It would be an eternal disgrace to Douglas county to have such an outrage on humanity perpetrated by public officials in the name of our people. The "not voting" record of the senator recalls the remark of the college professor when the boys answered to the names of absent classmates: "If anybody who is absent answers present he -will be marked absent whether he is present or nof." Prospects brighten for members of the Ger man Reichstag. The startling speed of the kai ser in granting t constitution to Poland lends wings to the hope that his majesty may be in duced to transform a debating society into a con structing body. 5 The submarine commander who sank the Bel , gian Prince July 31 faithfully endeavored to fol low the Luxburg motto:' "Sink and leavevno trace." ' Luekty kindly providence safeguarded one surfivor, who lives "to add another chapter of infamy to the Teutonic orgy of crime. ) . c The suggested conservation of hobo power spots a neglected field hitherto monopolized by the hookworm. The talent of living off the thrifty turned to useful ways would rank high as a tri umph of benevolent reform. How-simple it ap pears. First catch the hobo, then eradicate the hookworm. A Racial Delusion Rebuked Tha Church mma- In an address at St. Mary's Roman Catholic cathedral at Fall Rier Mgr. Cassidy recently gave a vigorous presentation of the duty of Irish Americans during the war. The question of the British alliance was handled ' with remarkable frankness and fearlessness. "There are many of ancestry like to mine, Irish-Americans," the speaker said, "if you will, whose judgment is blinded by their hatred toward England. Let them beware lest their animosity toward England be interpreted as disloyalty to the United States. , , 1 "Out of the loins of a Fenian arrested in arms against the English I came. I was nursed at the breasts of as true an Irishwoman as ever came out of Ireland. Indelibly written in my soul is the story of England's fule of blood and iron in Ireland. But what has that to do with the honor of my country? Incidentally and accidentally we may be fighting for England, just as England is now fighting for us, but essentially and funda mentally we are not fighting for England; we are righting for ourselves. Had Germany by its own overt acts, repeated again and again, not made it impossible for us to keep peace with honor. . had it respected our rights, had it not murdered our citizens, it might have beaten England to its knees and we would not have interfered. We did not go to war to save England; we went to war to save ourselves, to save our sovereign rights, to save all and everything that a nation in honor prizes. "You men of Bit births, for there are men of many bloods and births bearing a grievance against England, in your blind desire for retri , bution you forget that in this war all must stand or fall together. If England stands we stand; 'if England falls we fall; victory and honor or de feat and dishonor (hall come upon all alike. And God forbid that there should be any so base and low and blinded as to wish to strike, at the heart of England through the soul of their own coun try. God forbid that there should be any who would rejoice at the losses Of any of the allies when they know that such losses mean only I reater losses and multiplied deaths among you. t this insanity pass forever from these states." Mockery of Poland's Hopes, A news report from Berlin says Germany and Austria have determined on a form of pretended autonomous government for Poland. Renewing a promise made early in the war and again in April of last year, when it was announced that one of Emperor William's younger sons would be made king of Poland, a decree establishing a re gency to continue during the war has been pro mulgated. A constitutional monarchy, based on the German model, is proposed to follow. Under this the people will be permitted to do all things not forbidden them, subject only to the approval of Germany and Austria. Nothing is yet heard of any intention on part of Prussia to relinquish the Polish provinces it holds. ' The Poles have hoped one result of the war would be to give them freedom and their na tional aspirations, fanned by adversity, are now stronger than ever. But the plan proposed by the two emperors will simply bring Poland to the condition of being a satrapy to the German alli ance. It is the 'bitterest mockery of the hopes of a people who have never been conquered, but even in subjection have struggled to keep alive their nationality, expecting in time to have lib erty once'm6re. The scheme deludes none, un less it be its promoters, and contains no germ Of permanent government for Poland. Stopping the Paper. Responding to a "stop-my-paper" order, an other Nebraska editor hits the nail on the head in this declaration of independence promulgated by the Guide Rock Signal: ' The above is the third Signal subscriber who desires to scare this paper into -silent submis sion to the kaiser by lopping off his measly lit tle $1.50 per. We wish to say that if there are any more Signal subscribers who wish their pa per stopped on account of what we may have to say about the kaiser they need not wait until the time expires; we will accommodate them at any time. Some of the Guide Rock boys are going this week to answer the call to arms; I nave a brother who will probably be in Fort Riley by the time this paper is in the mail. If any of our United States soldiers get maimed or killed in conflict with the kaiser's army across the water you may rest assured this paper will print no eulogies for the Raiser, To the ones whb wish to part company with the Signal on account of our anti-kaiser sentiment we can only say "bye bye."t We propose to continue loyal to the land which gave us birth, a free system of church and Sunday school privileges, a free twelve-grade high school in which our children stand equal chances of getting an education along with the rich man's children, a country whith gives a cripple the opportunities to con duct a business, make a living and support his family the same as the man who is perfect in muscle and body. Untie Sam has been mighty good to use and we propose to stand by him. Guide Rock Signal. It goes without saying that in this land of freedom everybody has a right to read or not to read any paper he cares to and to stop his paper whenever he feels like it. The peculiar idea, however, that the editor of a newspaper who con scientiously stands, on the firing, line for his country against disloyalty and treason is to be gagged and punished by concerted "stop orders" cannot be allowed to prevail Most American newspapers like The Bee and no doubt also like the Signal advocated peace previous to the break with Germany and even now wish circumstances had not forced us into the conflict, but they have realized what the situation confronting us de mands and firmly decline to give .aid and com fort to the enemy, regardless of threats and in timidation of proGermn propagandists. Tq be sure, every newspaper worthy, the . name, must be responsive to public sentiment but in perform ing its duty to its readers it must fathom the djpths, and not ; merely the ' varying surface rip pies. If a few "stop-my-paper" orders could change the policy of the American press to one of subserviency to the kaiser worshipers the news papers would do better to gO put of business,,' be cause 'their mission would be gone and their Use fulness ended, ! ' More Diversified Agriculture Needed. Agriculture in the United States must be diversi fied as well as intensified, if our farms are to meet the call the world is now making for all they can produce. Proposals for the control of the meat supply give greater emphasis to the existing shortage, known for years to have existed, but permitted to increase in spite of urgent pleas to the farmer to raise more stock. Alongside of this is the acute situation in wool, sudden demand being made for 750,000,000 pounds, with only 230, 000,000 pounds in sight This renews and gives weight to all the argu ments presented within the last few years, sup porting the need for more attention to stock raising. Farmers have negtected their herds and flocks because of the monetary attractiveness of other sources of profit. Contributing to this shortage has been the sale of young and female animals. No element of all our enormousjnational waste is more notorious or costly than this. Epicures have feasted on dainty flesh and the world facesga deficit in sorely needed supplies as a sequence. ' The damage is done, but the lesson remains. It will require years to restore the live stock in dustry of the United States to a point where it can even approximate the demand for its products. The only remedy is that farmers be induced to increase the uses of their land, to make it pro duce nearer to its capability, and to give to the world materials needed and which Only can be had from the farm. Embargo on Gold Exportation. The act of President Wilson in putting an embargo on exportation of gold is generally ap proved as tending to aid in maintaining the sta bility of credit. One ascribed purpose is to obvi ate any likelihood of gold reaching our enemies, certain of the neutrals having given indications that justify the suspicion that German interests are active in efforts to replenish the empire's sadly shrunken supply of the money metal Ex portation of gold to the Orient also has reached a point where stricter control is warranted. This condition is in some sense anomalous. While our importations from the Far East have been enor mously increased within the last three years. Japan, which has drawn principally on our gold supply, is not our leading creditor. China, the Philip pines and the British East Indies have provided most of the goods purchased by America in the Orient and this trade properly must be covered. For reasons of their own the Japs have been hoarding gold and have been using all devices to increase their stock by taking from America. This process now will be checked. The credit of our European allies will be sustained by the fact that the United States is now practically the purchas ing agent for all, while the credit Of our own coun try will test secure on the foundation of the larg est supply of gold ever accumulated by a single nation. The stock is more than ample for our own needs, but must be conserved in order to avoid conditions that might be turned to aid for the enemy.' v , ' WantedOur Strongest Men Tha Yalta World- It is impossible for any genuine American to see the many activities that our entry into the war has produced without having the highest ad miration and most profound respect for our young men who have come forward in such a fine, manly spirit to offer their service, and if need be their lives, to the great country of which they are so vital a part. It is a remarkable showing. Every one must have a feeling of pride in these young men. Every one should realize the magnitude of the sacrifice they have made and are ready to make for their country. They command our high est praise. It is growingly common for us to express our admiration of the manly bearing and alert ap pearance our soldier boys make -from day to day. The reason is quite apparent they are doing their duty. Consequently they hold their heads high and command respect. There is no boastfulness among them, nothing but a natural pride in work ing hard and learning as quickly as they can the business of being efficient soldiers. The vast majority of those who are not en rolled in the active fighting campaign are deter mined that nothing shall be left undone to give the boys in khaki complete support in every pos sible way, so that the result of their sacrifices and their efforts may count to the utmost and that they may feel that the whole nation is with them heart and soul. Our soldiers are entitled to all that we can give them in proper manage ment of the whole vast enterprise, m equipping them, in supply them with food and ammunition, in proper financing. Mistakes are very costly where human lives are at stake. The ablest men this country has are certain to make some mistakes, but inefficient and incapable men are sure to make more. The more mistakes made in our conduct of this war, the greater the human sacrifice, the more pro longed the war. Mistakes enough might be made to cause loss of the conflict to us and to our allies. On every hand there is a most pronounced tendency to "let bygones be bygones. ' There is hardly a dissenting voice to the proposition that we start with "a fresh sheet of paper." In most cases suggestions are put forward in a friendly and helpful and respectful manner, in an effort to aid, not to hinder our progress, so that the campaign may be concluded successfully and as speedily as possible. - The ablest and strongest men and women this country has are needed. Men who have the ability to conduct large operations and who by character and experience are capable should be used to their fullest capacity. The problems to be solved are tremendous. We never have had anything like them. Does not the very grave situation suggest a coalition cabinet in Washington that will embody the best talent we have? Such a cabinet such a board of directors that Can handle these perplex ing problems and pass on the complicated situa tions and settle them wisely and promptly would oe tne one remaining nigniy important step toward getting requisite action and giving the young men now on their way to the fighting front what thev have the highest right to demand a well-conducted war where delays and mistakes and experiments are reduced to the minimum. A Tennesseean's Farewell ' to Public Office Yaara bafora antartnv tha valley ef tha ahadowa, , tha lata Governor "Bob" Taylor of Tennessee, upoA hla ' retirement from public office, delivered a, vale dictory unique amonf political productions. Ia re-, aponsa to t request It la. here reprinted, "I am about to shuffle off this mortal coil of politics and fly away to the heaven of my native mountains, where I may think and dream in peace, safe, from the sickening sting of unjust criticism; safe from the talons of some old political vulture: safe from the slimy kiss and the keen dagger of in- uratitude. "1 do not mean to say that all politicians are vultures or that they are all hypocrites or assas sins; for the great majority of our public men are upright and honest and worthy of the confidence reposed in them by the people; yet there re black wings in the political firmament, and reptiles crawl and hiss in every capital But,, thank. God, the live thunders of eternal truth always clear the atmosphere, and the heel of justice will surely bruise the serpent's head. f 1 "I do not retire from this office with the rank ling of disappointment and chagrin in my bosom, but rather as one who' retires from labor to test; from war to peace; from trouble to happiness, . "I do not retire the somnambulist of a shat tered dream, but with all the buds of hope burst ing into bloom and all the bowers ot the future ringing with melody. I, am contented with my lot in life, Three times I have worn the laurel wreath of honor, twined by the people of my native state, and that is glory enough for me. , "While I believe that the good of politics out weighs the bad, yet how thorny is the path, and how unhappy the pilgrimage to him who dares to do his duty I There are no flowers except a' few bouquets snatched from the graves of fallen foes; there is no happiness except the transient thrill of cruel triumph, f which passes like a shadow across the heart." , "Every honest man who runs for office is a candidate for trouble; for the fruit of political vic tory turn to ashes on the lips. "To me there is nothing in this world so pa thetic as a candidate. He is like a mariner with out a compass, driftirfg on the tempest-tossed waves of uncertainty, between the smiling cliffs of hope and the frowning crags of fear. He is a walking petition and a living prayer; he is the packhorse of public sentiment; he is the dromedary of politics. And even if he reaches the goal of his ambition he will soon feel the beak of the vulture in his heart and the fang of the sergent in his soul "I'm no longer a candidate. Never again will I be inaugurated into public office. The ark of my humble public career now rests on the Ararat of private life, and I stand on its peaceful sum mit and look down on the receding flood, of poli tics. The dove of my destiny has brought me an olive branch from happier 'fields, and I go hence to labor and to love. "I take with me a heart full of gratitude and a soul full of precious memories; gratitude to the people for their unwavering confidence in me; precious memories of my friends who have been kind and true. "The record that I have made is an open book to all I am willing to live by that record; I am willing to die by it. For whatever mistakes I may have Committed, I have kept steadily in view the honor of the state and the happiness of the people. 1 ' ' As I have already presented my views on pub lic questions in my recent message to the general assembly, I deem it unnecessary to further dis cuss them on this happy occasion; happy to our new governor; happy to you; happy to me; happy to us all "It only remains for me to bid. you all an affec tionate and final farewell and to express the prayer that the Christ who died for love and mercy's sake will guide our chief executive and all who shall follow him in the paths of peace and love, and baptize them with the spirit of mercy. Farewell farewell" , Our Fighting Men Glenn H. Davis. Colonel Glenn H. Davis, commanding the new Three Hundred and Thirty-sixth regiment of in fantry, made up largely of Kentucky troops," is 47 years old and a native of Ohio. His long and distinguished military career began at West Point in 1891. He graduated from the academy in 1895 honor man of his class. He first saw active serv ice during the Spanish-American war, participating In the battles of Santiago and El Caney. From 1899 to 1902 he saw service in the Philippines. After attaining the rank of major he attended the army school of the line at Fort Leaven worth and the staff college, graduating from both institutions with high honors, j f" Ml MM JIWL L'aatl ' H 1 I One Tear Ago Today in the War. British advanced within three miles of Bapaume. Franco-Russian troopa occupied the town of Farina, In northwestern Mace donia. Berlin reported the Russians had been defeated north of Halict with heavy loss. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago Today. Addle Hurlbert gave a delightful "high tea" at her home on Saunders and Charles streets. Five courses were served, among which were In cluded the regulation amount of "kisses" and "angel food." Those present were Misses Mattle Ellis, Liz tie Witman, Sue and Mbllie Kiner, Zella Wilson, Florence French, Mollle Knowles and Ahna McCague. Fritz 8tetzenmeyer, a leading mem ber of the Mormon church, with his Ave wives, arrived from Salt Lake City on the way to Germany. One of his wivea weighed 800 pounds and could not move around in the car. C. M. Vandesoll, a resident of South Omaha, having an unusually large amount of money on hand and no safe to put' It in over night, acted on the impulse of the moment and put the cash down in the fire box in the ashes of a cold stove. During the night he waa troubled by something like a cramp and hisr wife had to get up, start a fire and prepare some re lief (or his pain. While lying on his bed groaning he caught a sniff of burning leather and in a moment his aches were forgotten and he rushed to the stove, grabbed the poker and soon brought forth the book in red and gray embers. His colic troubled him no more that night. City Treasurer Rush walked down the street very unconcernedly with $250,000 worth ot bonds under his arm, which he placed in the Omaha Safe Deposit vaults. Charles C. Peftbody has bought out the Well-known hatter, R. J. Saxe, in the opera house block. , . i this Day in History. ) 1777 Americana captured the Brit ish posts at outlet of Lake Oeorge and Tlconderoga. 1788 Washington laid the corner stone of the north wing of the national capltol. 1805 John S. C. Abbott, the cele brated author of popular histories, born, at Brunswick, Me, Died at Fair haven, Conn., June 17, 1877. t 1842 Mexicans under General Ad rian Woll, after capturing San Anto nio, were defeated at Salado by Texan troops. 1863 A part ot General Long street's command arrived in Tennes see from Virginia to reinforce General Bragg. 1867 Fenians made daring attack on a police van which was carrying two of their membera'to prison in Manchester, England. 1898 The ninetieth birthday of Kossuth, the Hungarian patriot, was, celebrated in Budapest 1895 The cotton states'; and inter national exposition at Atlanta was opened. 1914 Belgians made a gallant stand against a, German Infantry attack at Termonde. 1915 Vilna was evacuated by the Russians and oocupted the following day by the Germans. 1 I 'i ii ii.ii .i mi i ,V - The Day We Celebrate. " Loyal S. Mole, clerk in the Omaha postofflce, is 59 today. He was born in Picketville, N. Y. Edward G. Gangestad is 48 today. He was manager of the Edwards. & Bradford Lumber company and is now conducting a real estate business. Gilbert M- Hitchcock is 58 today. He is president of the World Publishing company and also United States sena tor. John H. Clarke, associate Justice of the supreme eourt of the United States, born at Lisbon, O., sixty years ago today. Peter Goelet Gerry, United States senator from Rhode Island, born in New York City thirty-eight years ago today. - Bookman Winthrop, former assist ant secretary of the navy, born at Or ange, N. J., forty-three years ago to day. John I Bates, former govern6r of Massachusetts, born at North Easton, Mass., fifty-eight years ago today. William Morton Fullerton, noted Journalist and author, born at Nor wich, Conn., fifty-two years ago today. Timely Jottings and Reminders. Birthday greetings to Associate Jus tice John H. Clarke of the supreme court of the United States, 60 years Old today. " . .. . Today is the "Fourth of July" for the people of Chili, the anniversary of the declaration of Chilean inde pendence. , Representatives of the leading rail road systems of the United States and 'Canada are expected in Chicago today for the annual convention of the Road masters' and Maintenance of WTay as sociation. One thousand Scottish Rite Masons are to gather In New York City today to attend the annual session of the supreme council of Scottish Rite of the northern Masonic Jurisdiction. The 6-cent loaf and other problems of live public interest will receive at tention at the convention of the Na tional Association of Master Bakers, which meets in Chicago today for a three-day session. , Governor Gunter has Issued a proc lamation calling, on all manufactur ers in Colorado, to meet In Denver to day to orgariiae the manufacturing in terests of the state into effective co operation. ' Mobiliation of the professional ac countants of the country to serve the government during the war is to be one ot the principal subjects discussed at the annual meeting of the Ameri can Institute of Accountants in Wash ington today. Storyette of the Day. Sandy McLeod and his donkey were well known In the country that gave them birth and the two were on very friendly terms. Sandy would hot have exchanged his "cuddy" for the best thoroughbred in the land. One day when he went out for a ride he resolved to make his donkey jump a atream. He applied the whip and the animal galloped to the edge of the bank and then stopped so sud denly that Sandy sailed through the air to the other, side of the water. When the Scotsman had sufficiently recovered from the shock he rose and looked the donkey In the face. "Verra wetl pitched," he said, "but hoo are ye gaun tae get ower yersel'?"--. Pittsburgh Chronicle. HERE AND THERE. Aecordlnt to the Canadian Trade Commis sion at Birmiftfham. England, the present scarcity in England ef both sugar and syrup offers a favorable opportunity to introduce maple syrup, which is not wall known In that district. -( At tha beginning of the present war the pay ef private in the French army was 1 rant a day, which was tha lowest military pay hi Xuropa. Recently it has been in creased to 40 cants day. 0 .-,-evv 7 .VJ . Puzzled Over Coal. Omaha. Sept 17. To the Editor of The Bee: In The Bee of recent dates were printed the following items that seem to need elucidation by someone who knows the real situation: Fuel Administrator Garfield says "it Is the duty of every American to save coal this winter. If every family will eav a ton of coal, if every industrial plant will save 10 per cent of the coal it uses, which 10 per cent is now wasted, the coil problem will be largely solved. There is plenty of coal in the ground, but there Is a shortage of cars and labor at the mines' The government report on coal pro duction says that in July. 1917, the railroads of the country moved 207, 429 cars more of coal than in July, 1916, or 10,316,990 more tons. . According to the figures given out by the board having supervision of car distribution, the car shortage has been practically elimihated. "Co-operation of the railroads and the boards started during tha latter part of April this year. At that time the car short age was 148,627 and since then there has been a reduction of 78 per cent" i. J. c. "Prerent This Outrage." Omaha, Sept. 17. To the Editor of The Bee: I second your motion to prevent having a 12-year-old boy put on public trial on a charge of murder. Douglas county does not need that sort of Justioe. Why does not the judge of the juvenile court exercise his authority and act in the matter aa he should. It is easy enough to see where the county attorney stands, but some officer of the court ought to act to see that the outrage is prevented. JUSTITIA. More About Potash. Chicago, Sept. 14. To the Editor of The Bee: Replying to Mr.- Cole's inquiries about the handling of the Omaha potash reduction plants, will say: The condensation of mineral spring or lake waters has been carried on at this writer's birthplace for centuries. There are parties living in Omaha Who have lived at the same place and can describe the processes to the satisfac tion of Mr. S. H. Cole, but in order to make a success of such enterprises "thoroughness in preparedness" is ab solutely necessary- To take the potash out of the Ne braska waters is "uphill work." There is a simple way to get to. the heights of one's ambition by adopting "the cog road plan," by combining the various forces needed to. push to the top. The cog road leading to the summit of Pike's Peak makes pushing up hill easy. : This writer offers to those to be in terested in Nebraska potash Waters the engine with cog Wheels, but "par ties of the second part" must provide "the third rail" into whlclt "cogs" fit. In plain words this means: The Old fashioned way of asking indefinite questions won't do. The questioner must reciprocate, must ask questions in a manner which shows he endeav ored to comprehend what has been said already and so enable the writer to continue. Mr. Cole says: "I would like to know how to treat potash-laden wa ters other than by evaporation." The above contains some hints, but the sub ject la not simple enough iu, be de scribed by letter. "Good things tke time." Omaha potarh waters ought to be an exceptionally goou thing. An Omaha business man .-.., . . writer's attention to the possibilities offered through the alkaline waters of the sand hills. This ,..ter is ready to spend time,, money and energy neede ' to come to Omaha and investi gate and perhaps "ivest if Omaha peo ple show sufficient interest (by con tinued in The Letter Box.) If "home folks" are not enthusias ts and enterprising enough to con tinue this discussion, why should I be so? GEORGE A. SCHMIDT. 1632 Wills Street THE WAR. I've heard a heap o' talktn' Senca this here war's begun. There's some that' set agin It, 'cause Food's scarce, clothes - ara dear and there's Commotion everywhere. Then there's them that's plum derided There' a wrong that rnuat. be righted; Saya more help's got to go Where This trouble's brewln' And that's why tha soldier boys Are up and dotn1. So, now folks, you'd aa well keep stldy And not get too fidgety Whichever Way you're arguln'. For there's goln' to be some flghtin' After Uncle Sam git ready. I've seen a pile o' balkln" Benca this here war'a begun. Theres' aome as think Its sinful to Kill or wound, and the word exempt Haa a cur'ous pleasant eound. Then there's them that jest can't wait To get a whack at some pirate, iays it's time wa let 'em know Across the water We've stood thli rumpus as long Aa wa had orter. , - So, now folks,' you'd as well look cheery And not get toe skeery . Whichever way you're arguln'. For there's goln' to b some fightin After Uncle Sam git ready. MAUDE LOUISE BROWNWAT. LINES TO A SMILE. "Just think. Tommy, the poor little boy in Berlin can't take any more baths." Oh. ms. don't I wish I was a poor little boy in Berlin !" Baltimore American. "Why did our forefather fix it so that a oongre&tman Is elected for only two years? Sem a short terra." "Yes; but the wise old awls probaoly fig ured that the average congressman could tell all he knew In that length of time." Loulsvjlle Courier-Journal. 'The doctor would like to see you Inside," said the attendant to the waiting patient. -, 'No, sir!" emphatically answered the pa tient. 'H can't try any of his X-ray busi ness on me. I merely want to see him about a boll on my nck." Boston Transcript. '"What made Miss Oldglrl decide to be come a war nurse T" "Wall. he has been a candidate for mat rimony for a good many years, and some body told her thst the men In the trenches are desperate enough for anything. Rich mond Times-Democrat. "Did you tall jour boea that you'd simply have to have a raise? Did you tell him that you were wearing last year's clothes?" "No. He forestalled me with a long wall ..bout th h6rrors of ha-lig to use a last season's car." Loulsvlll Courier-Journal. Wicker What's the saddest case of fem inine Insufficiency you ever saw? Snicker A deaf and dumb woman helping her husband hang wall paper. Judge. Employer (grttffly)-Tou wlm W stupid, young man. Tou won't do for us. What this establishment wants In It employe, la Applicant (brightening) I used to b as sistant to a barber. Baltimore American. "Would you advise a young; woman to go '""Ceru'infy '' replied Senator Sorghum: ;;a. a moral duty, but not as a profession. Washington Star. May The girls were all cra-y to know "uBZ'Tot didn't tell them, did yMay No, indeed. I said I had promised faithfully to let ynu announce it your self. Louslvllla Courier-Journal. "Want Miss Vampa Shapelelgh tor a week' repertoire In Plunkvllle?" "Dunno." said the manager of the Op ry House. ''What's her repertoire consist of?" "Nineteen hats and thirty-seven gowns. Boston Transcript. "Why 1 It that you encourage all of your clerks to get married?" asked the ""Welt," replied the boss, "t find that married men are not In such an awful rush to get home early as single men." Min neipolis Tribune. 1 i ' Locomotive Auto Oil The Best Oil We Know 51c Per Gallon IVL. V.J&hoUs Oil Compwp GRAIN EXCHANGE BLDG. 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