4 B JTHE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: SEPTEMBER' v, 1317 The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THB BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY, PKOPRIETOR Entered at Omaha postoffiee aa second-class natter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION By Carrier. flatly and Sunday per Bumta. Je Daily without Sunday " 4Vl Erentns and Sunday " Erenin vttboul Sunday . Sto fli.M.a mil 10a taad notice ef chute of address or Irregularity la delltery to Omaia Bf. OrculaUoo jMparuaeni. B llilL Pet rear, td O " . .oo 00 too too MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Pre of which The Bee to a member. It eKluslrely entitled to the om for republication, of all nawi credited to It or nut otberwIM creOIIM in una paper ma w u ioci nw i llihed herein. All rlfbte of ityuolletUou of oar tpeclel dispatches re eleo reserved. REMITTANCE Remit By draft, eiprea or postal order. Only 1-cent stamps taken la parment of vnaU account. Personal check, aeept oo Omaha and eastern exchanfe. not accepted. . OFFICES Uraeha The Bee Bolldlna. South Omaha ISW 8. Nth 81 l'num-11 Bluff 14 K" Mala St Uiicola Liltle Balldlni. Chlcato People't Gil Rulldlnt. ew inra -&e ma ato. Bt. Louie New B'k or Commerce, Waahlnttoa T25 14th Bl, K. W. CORRESPONDENCE Address ronmtmlcttlone lelellne to newt and editorial matter to Omaha Bee, Editorial Department, AUGUST CIRCULATION 59,011 Daily Sunday, 51,912 A rente circulation for the month tubecrlbed tad twora to by Dwtfht William. Clrcaleus Manager. Subecriber leevlnf the city teould have The Bee mailed to them. Addreea Chanted aa often aa requested. Air guns are popping from the Loup to Salt creek. Dig in. A few public jobs now and then makes all political patriots kin. Coming down the home stretch King Corn looms up bigger than ever. Corn, the best ever price the highest everl Don't you "wish you were a corn belt farmer? Before enacting new ordinances regulating automobile traffic, why not enforce those we have? Unless the signs are misread, the Edgar How ard senatorial boom is almost ready for launching. A 4 per cent Liberty loan with Uncle Sam back of it constitutes a fine bond of interest for patriots. ' Former Czar Nicholas occupies a fourtecn room apartment, rent free. A royal touch to high living. ' 1 Say not farewell. Adieu will do. In some form or other John Barleycorn carries a come back in stock. ' Owing to the mounting cost of silk, fashion oracles say skirts must be cut shorter. Now look out for a boom in smoked glasses. Looks as if our valiant State Council of De fense had nothing left to do but to choose sides and fight it out among themselves. , Modesty and self-restraint mark the esti mates of damages set forth in the libel suits of Chicago's mayor. In an era of billions asking for a mere million auggests a marked down suit. The federal income tax, during the last fiscal year, drew from Nebraska corporations and in dividuals $1,148,326.89. ' The fraction ,of the dollar implies a bargain counter total beside the coming war touch. ; , - ' An army of 150,000 men employed in the con struction of cantonment buildings drove home 93,000,000 nails. This is a foretaste of what the temporary occupants will do when they get their hand in "over there." ' Nebraska's quota of the federal road appro priation is almost $320,000, . and - this must be doubled out of the state and local funds. That much money honestly and sensibly expended should make a start for good roads. It is up to us to see to it that it is not wasted or stolen. There is only one satisfactory solution of the garbage problem in large cities and that is for the municipality to do the work of collection and disposal itself. The Bee has for many years ad vocated this practical plan for Omaha. We will come to it eventually and then wonder why it was not done before. . Agricultural . prosperity spread over the south as completely as. in the north. Taking the grain crops and cotton together at war prices the land of Dixie figures on pulling down about $4, 000,000,000, and enough over to sweeten corn pone and 'possum on frosty mornings. Beside the richness of nature a flock of army training camps spreads butter on both sides. One court after another emphasizes the lesson that the first of civic duties in war time is obedience to law. The circuit court at Spring field, 111., refused writs of habeas corpus in the cases of strikers who attacked National Guards men called out to preserve the peace. The court ruled that assailants of militamen are subject to military law and must be tried by military courts. Learning to Spend Money. One result of this war, as to which there will be no cavil, is the change made in the attitude of the people and of their representatives towards the spending of money. Our lawmakers have had their vocabulary raised from terms of mil lions to terms of billions and bonds are being floated and appropriations are being made in as tonishing and awe-inspiring figures. No doubt some money is being wasted, as it is sure to be in new enterprises put through by forced pres sure and excessive speed, but they have to be done in a big way1 to meet the demands of the emergency. We are at war and the great para mount object is attaining the victory in the short est possible time and spending money to .do this is conserving money in the finality. The lesson we are learning cannot and must not stop with the war expenditure, which is ex penditure for destruction, but later must be uti lized in wise expenditure for construction. The only public project we have put through in this country on a truly big scale has been the Panama canal This has shown us what we can do, yet there are other needs from which we have shrunk because of the cost and still others that will shortly develop. Would the people of this coun try stand for a billion-dollar appropriation for good roads or for investing a billion dollars in waterway improvements or for a billion dollars ' in modern harbors or a billion dollars for the re organization and re-equipment of the postal sys tem? Not yet perhaps but eventually they will. This great country of ours is only beginning to realize its own colossal strength and resources and to complete self-confidence. When the United States fully comes to itself there will be no bounds to its possible achievements. Great Annual Race Now On. The world may take its eyes off the firing line for a little while and watch a race between Old King Corn and Jack Frost. The stake is three and a quarter billions of dollars, probably the biggest purse ever hung up for a speed event. One group of estimators says twenty days are required, another puts it as low as ten, but all agree that the time is limited in which the safety of the greatest corn crop the world ever knew is to be assured. In Nebraska ten days is asked, and this is promised by the weather bureau, which has prognosticated a week of warmer weather. Under normal conditions, this should be extended for at least three weeks longer, but uneasiness as to the outcome will not be allayed until the fact is accomplished, and 220,000,000 bushels of corn, each bushel a potential dollar or more to the farmer, hang ripened from the stalks. Even if this race between the crop and the weather be an annually recurring event, it never loses its interest and this year the stakes are uncom monly large. " What Boys Can Do. . America tapped an unexpected reservoir of wealth when it appealed to the boys of the nation to aid in warding off a threatened shortage of food.. From Washington comes the story of how the Boy Seouts there were given a tract of land in a , recovered park along the Potomac, and among other crops had produced 135 acres of the finest corn ever harvested in that region. Chicago comes along with an account of 6,000 bushels of potatoes harvested by another band of boys from a forty-five acre tract, and in both these instances the crops mentioned are only a portion of the total added to the food supply by the industrious youth. These are but two of many similar cases. Here in. Omaha Boy Scouts and other lads have given much of their vacation time attending to truck patches in their home yards or elsewhere, and with the result that an unmeasured quantity of eatable stuff was raised where only weeds and waste had been. ; . Added to all the material wealth thus created must be the greater value in the way of better boya, by reason of the healthy and .desirable growth of mind and body incident to thijjt out-of door and useful employment Stronger muscles steadier nerves, and clearer minds must follow on the summer's occupation, and an understanding of things such as only comes from getting closer ' to nature. The boys of America have proven themselves one of the country's best assets, and give fine promise for the future because of the quality they have shown. Those of us who are passing on need give ourselves little worry with such as these coming up to assume the burdens and responsibilities cf American manhood. Five Months of Preparation. , ' When imperial Germany eight months ago repudiated its pledge and defied the United States to uphold its rights the war lords chortled at the idea of the republic waking up and becoming a factor in the fight. Submarine frightfulness would starve England and bring peace in six months. "PoufI" exclaimed the saber rattlers, "what can America do?" America has done much since the April day when the president and congress accepted the issue of battle forced by Germany. The country pulled itself . together with astonishing speed. Lethargy gave place to energy and unity. Action succeeded hesitation and latent national power responded to the trumpet call of outraged honor. What has been accomplished, in five months is but the beginning, yet in .the aggregate sums tip an inspiring record. ' In all branches of the national service there are approximately 1,000,000 men under arms, all volunteers, one-half of the number enlisting since the war began. Another half a million are as sembling at sixteen cantonments comprising 24,000 buildings erected by an army of 150,000 workmen in three months. We have placed the advance guard of the American army somewhere in France, and the navy, stripped for action, ac tively co-operates with allied fleets in the chase for submarines. So much for the visible fighting force ready or preparing for the fray. Equally expressive of energized power are the working unity of the forces of transportation, fuel supplies and food, the concentration of shipping interests and the embargo on goods which formerly reached a convenient back door of the enemy. Supplementing these is the potential power of money the vast financial resources of the country thrown into the scales of battle at a critical hour: The great, lumbering giant of the west, hating war, but jealous of . its honor, moves forward steadily and firmly, gaining in strength every hot!r. as its mighty forces grip the new lines of national service. Those who forced an unwilling giant into war are doomed to pay the price and mourn their folly. ' To Regulate Use Rather Than Prices. Herbert Hoover explains his extraordinary power as comprehending regulation of use rather than of prices of food and fuel. This may prove disappointing to some who had looked to the new law as intended to afford some relief from in flated prices. The effect of the Hoover plan will be to do away with waste, something easily ac complished so far as household use of the ma terial is concerned. Its operation extends to the distribution of supplies, which will be especially of value in the matter of perishable articles, much of which are damaged or destroyed in transit Economies will be effected through better hand ling of foods on their way to the table, and in turn this should show a reflex in favor of the buyer. Mr. Hoover also expects to' so manage the affairs of his department that no community will suffer from a shortage and none will have an over supply. Removal of the speculative ele ment from traffic in controled articles, the aboli tion of hoarding and other condemned practices, is relied upon to adjust prices. Manipulation has been the most dangerous and objectionable fac tor in the problem of prices in the United States, and is not to be immediately eradicated. Much progress has been made, though, and experience with the new plan may bring improvement in time, but little hope is seen for an early lowering of the price level. No one familiar with Chicago will doubt the charge that Mayor Thompson misrepresents the patriotic spirit of the city. , The same charge holds against Congressman Mason. 'Both rep resent the spume of a political tidal wave. A host of volunteers, thousands of guardsmen and the assembling quota in the new national army truly represent the spirit of the state of Lincoln and its chief city. . ".'.K'V'-'" , GnVrvdL a By Victor Roaewater "A7aSHINGTON in war time is a congested " " mass of confused people crowding one an other, but seemingly getting nowhere. Folks are constantly coming and going and hotels are so packed and jammed that you are made to feel that a special favor is being extended to you in taking you in at all. Having been unexpectedly summoned and arriving without a' reservation, and had to stand in line to take my turn at regis tering and accept placidly the polite answer of the clerk, "Nothing now but we'll try to take care of you during the day." For securing as signment to a room, the day is indefinite, but by "doubling up" with a fellow newspaper publisher in the same fix, I was finally located. With the throngs of strangers looking after one sort of business or another, filling hotels to overflowing, a similar situation confronts the res taurants, boarding houses and apartment build ings. Thousands of new government clerks are crowding into every available nook and cranny and not only are available rooming places all occupied to capacity, but landlords and rental agents are boosting prices all along the line. A friend of mine who has a small living apartment in one of the newer buildings told me he had offers nearly every day to take it off his hands at a nice round profit. In many of the restau rants patrons have to wait around at meal hours for tables to be vacated first before they can se cure seats. In the barber shops, telephone booths, public offices, it is the same. I wasted an hour and a half trying in vain on three different oc casions to talk over the 'phone to Baltimore, because the wires were all busy and engaged for some time ahead. The Nebraska 1917 state fair tops all attend ance and exhibit . records. There is a reason Nebraska is setting a pace in population, growth and material prosperity and is still a-going. - At the White House the senators are on duty all the time. I did not notice the suffragist pick ets this time. The War department is still bar ricaded at every entrance and passes demanded of every one who wants to enter. Visitors have to secure special cards of admission. Workmen employed on building repairs must have, them selves identified, according to posted lists of names of persons vouched for by their employers. Latest of all is a new official order just issued requiring photographic verification for all regular passholders as follows: "Passes without the photograph of the holder will not be honored after Wednesday, September 5, 1917. The photographic passes required must be in duplicate, of a size approx imately two and three-quarter inches by four and one-quarter inches, blank with the excep tion of the right hand upper corner, in which should appear the photograph of the holder, of a size approximately one inch by one and one quarter inches (the head itself must be not less than one-half inch in width). Practically any photographer will furnish the required cards. "F. A. Schutz (613 Fourteenth street), who has the contract for photographing employes of the department located in this building, will be in the south court yard of the State, War and Navy department building on Tuesday aft ernoon, September 28, 1917, from 1:15 p. m., to 2 p. m. (and from 1 p. m. to 1:30 p. m., on every Tuesday thereafter). He is informed as to what is required, and will protograph all who apply at that time and place. He is not equipped, however, to take such photographs in his studio. If you have your photograph taken by him you should apply at his place of business on or after the following Friday, identify and secure your finished photographs from him. These should be then brought to room 148, State, War and Navy department building, where the applicant will be requested to fill out the required application for the is suance of the photographic pass. "All nonphotographic passes will be taken up by the guards after September 5, 1917." To an outsider this may appear to come pretty close to military autocracy, but it is common sense m time of war when the government would be criminally negligent in running needless risks. Getting out of Washington these days is even harder than staying there. My roommate to whom I have referred wanted to run over to New York, but was unable to get a sleeping car berth, upper or lower, on any train going out that night and as a consequence had to remain over and travel on a day train. I bought a through ticket on the Pennsylvania road, stopping' off at Baltimore Saturday intending to resume the trip Monday, only to discover that I could not reserve a berth two days ahead on any of the trains on that line and I had to send the ticket in for re demption and buy another on the Baltimore & Ohio. I considered myself lucky to pick up the last remaining lower for the following Monday. It was my very good fortune to witness the reception in the senate of the special Japanese war mission and heard the speech of weclome and the response. The significant note of the Japa nese spokesman was that Japan was in this war to avenge no grievance of its own, but like us, for liberty and democracy and because to Japan a solemn treaty is not a scrap of paper. In other words, while scrupulously fulfilling its obligations to other nations, the Japanese will insist "on other nations observing their treaty obligations to them. . ' ' ' . ' General Crowder, who has so many Omaha admirers and who always has a warm spot for Omaha, is receiving well earned encomiums on the magnificent work he has accomplished in executing the new selective draft law. The gen ml tntrl mA that he considered his soecial task well toward completion since possible future calls under the draft would be almost automatic repe tition of the first and that he expects to go back to his duties as judge advocate general. "It is just forty years today that my military service began," he said, "with my entrance at West Point" Forty years is a good long time, but who in our army has had as much of real achieve ment to show for it? " ; Wacritnorfnn ia elatr! to M rlrv November 1 and is passig through the same preparatory stages that umana aid oeiore iasi way. onop early" signs are in plentiful evidence and are plainly being heeded. The Army and Navy club has. anticipated and already shut down its bar. Maryland has some nearby wet spots, though, that expect to furnish relief for the district. I People and Events .. ASMllIaUllU J Ilia wibuj 0 5Vn " .. -- ket in New York. Jim has crossed the Styx and none of his few heirs care to become a walking jewelry store. The collection includes 1,200 dia monds and is valued at $750,000. . . A close corporation of auto thieves in Chicago has gone into bankruptcy owing to police inter, ference with business. Among the visible assets are fifty stolen cars and quite a stock of fixings, which the police, as official receivers, will dis pose of. Another man anchored at St Louis subscribes to the theory that one may get too much of a good thing. Having accumulated three wives at as many way stations, he realizes what's what, especially as two of the deserted women secured a legal grip on his liberty. Flashes of grim humor enliven the toil of exemption boards now and then. Isador Levinsky of New York applied for exemption on the ground that he was employed in making swagger sticks for the use of army officers, and -that his work was a patriotic one. The excuse didn't work and Levinsky must swagger to the ranks. ' How far may a lawyer go in advocating de fiance of law outside the courts and maintain his ... v iA . n etui fctttnn ? Thf Minnesota Bar siauuiiig 11 wi. - . i i 1, J association seeks the answer and has called to the mat one Albert Pfaender, an attorney ot wew in-. Df.aljr'e ritTini rnntist nf sneakinOr ttt anti-draft meetings, presumably asserting that the conscription law is unconsiiiuuonai aim oi" One Year Ago Today In the War. New Canadian S 100,000,000 war loan was announced. - 1 French continued their offensive at Verdun by capturing several , German trenches before Douaumont On the Somme front the British cap tured the whole of Ginchy village after severe fighting. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago. Rena Strang is doing some very pretty work in painting drapery at Mrs. Mumaugh's studio. Miss Nannie Clayton, 116 Virginia avenue, who left for a western trip, was presented by Rev. Dr. Foy of the r,, Christian church, in behalf of loving church friends, with a gold watch and chain. A number of Park avenue Presbyte rians mysteriously congregated at the home of William E. Gratton on upper Harney where the pastor, Rev. J. A. Henderson stepped forward and with a few well chosen remarks, presented Mr. Gratton with a fine ebony baton. Mr. G. promptly regained conscious ness and thanked all for the token of regard. Miss Coburn entertained the follow ing young people at her home: Misses Lynn Curtis, Grace Heffley, Opal Touzalin. Grace Hlmebaugh, Daisy Doane, Emily Wakeley, Edith Cran dell, Ida Bols; Messrs. Harry McCor mlck, Harry Moores, Hicks, Cook, Keller and McCann. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Lowe gave a very pleasant party in honor of Miss Edith Smythe. Wolf Cohen, a young merchant of Omaha, was married to Miss Annie Cohn of Toronto, Canada, at Metro politan hall by Rabbi Benson. Miss Jennie Wallace has left for Northampton, Mass., where she will attend schooL This Day in History. 17.1 Edmund Pendleton, the father of Virginia's declaration of inde pendence, born in Caroline cCounty. Virginia. Died at Richmond, October 23, 1803. 1814 tA small American force un der Captain McGlassin made a bold attack on the British near Plattsburg. i860 Famous compromise bill was passed admitting California to the union as a free state. 1863 Federals under General Rose- crans took up strategic positions in the mountains around Chattanooga. 1864 Generals Sherman and Hood entered a truce for ten days, for the removal of non-combatants from At lanta. 1867 Luxemburg was evacuated by the Prussian garrison in accordance with the terms of the London convention. 1899 The court-martial at Rennes, France, declared Captain Dreyfus guilty. 1913 Fifteen people drowned in the wreck of a Zeppelin airship which met a hurricane and sank off Heligoland. 1914 Emperor William protested to President Wilson against the use of dum-dum bullets by the allies. 1915 President Wilson demanded the recall of Dr. Dumba, the Austro Hungarian ambassador at Washington. AROUND THE WORLD. The Day We Celebrate. Mary H. Austin, well known novelist who recently resigned from the Womans Peace party, born at Carllnvllle, 111., forty-nine years ago today. t Congressman Edward W. Pou of North Carolina, chairman of the house rules committee, born at Tuskegee, Ala., fifty-four years ago today.- Victor F. Lawson, well known Chi cago newspaper publisher, born in Chicago, sixty-seven years ago today. Marguerite Snow, one of the most noted of photoplay acrtresses, born at Savannah, Ga., twenty-nve years ago today. Dr. James H. Kirkland, chancellor of Vanderbllt, university,- born at Spartanburg, 8. C, fifty-eight years ago today. Frank Lt. Chance, former well known major league baseball manager, born atFresno, Cal., forty years ago today. v Storyette of the Day. . The latest batch of recruits were giv ing their sergeant an unbelievable amount of trouble. He was an old sol dier of thirty years' experience, and the poor attempts of his new squad to understand the mysteries of army drill nearly drove him frantic. At last in desperation he caned tne men to stand at ease, as he wished to tell them a little story. It was this: When I was a tiny boy," he said. "I had a box of wooden soldiers. One day I lost them nad cried bitterly. They-told me not to worry, as they'd turn up some day, and now, to tmnk that after forty years, I've Just found the little devils." London Chronicle. Senator Simmons was discussing the proposed war tax on automobile owners. "Making war taxes," he said, "isn't pleasant work. It puts one in the position of the facetious minister. "A facetious minister at Ocean Grove took a little girl on his knee and said: " 'I don't love you, Nellie.' "All the ladies on the breeze-swept veranda laughed, but little Nellie frowned and said: . ' "'You've got to love me. You've got to.' ' "'Got to? How so?' laughed the divine. " 'Because,' said Nellie stoutly, you've got to love them that hate you and I hate you, goodness knows!' "Washington Star. HERE AND .THERE. Four worVins partiea that are building a railroad aerate Auatralia keep in touch with one another by wireleta telegraphy. Amonf the lateet aanltary appliancetfor publlo eating placet ia a spoon pretted iron paper that can be thrown away after using. A bachelor all hie life and a tuicide at 65, Harry Frott of Elyria, O.. left hit entire eitate -of 120,000 to the old ladiet' home in hit town. . r - During the flve-year period ending in 1914 Georgia eurfaced 6,364 mllei of ita roadt. Thit it at the rate of more than four milei a working day. . - Beeaute Ruitia hat forbidden the export of atpen wood, largely uted by them, Swed ith match manufacturer! have decided to re duce the aixe of their matchei. Although the city of Panama it a eoamo politan place, virtually every race being rep resented in itt 60,000 inhabitanta, there are no beggari except a few blind men. ' At a recent test of an aeroplane engine mounted on an automobile body the propel lera developed power auffieient to drive the car at a tpeed of fortyvmilea an hour. The PottofSce department, in the interest of economy., hat directed postmaatere throughout the eountry to urge the public to use pottage atampt of the denomination! required and not to use two 1-cent ttampt instead of a Z-cent etarap. The American consular agent at Penang, Straita Settlements, reports that at a retult of astlttanee rendered by that office, ordere have been given American firm ainc the Brit of thit year amounting to approximate ly $31,000, the . principal itema being ice making machinery, crude oil engine, kero sene lampt, typewriter and ammonia . Portland stands apart and on a high peak in war tpirit. Enough patriot volunteered for tervice to fill the city" Quota and di pente with conscription in that section of Oregon. Minneapolia auto dealers propose to raise $100,000 additional to enlarge the warehouse of the Industrial' association to house the 1918 automobile show. This will make the total investment $250,000. Over In Chicago milk producers and dis tributor held social confab, and imme diately after word slipped areund that a price lift wat due in October. They're all doing it and charging it to the war. Street accident in New York City during August totaled sixty-six dead, thirty-four of them children under 14 years. Autos scored forty-one, trolley thirteen and wagon twelve. Effort to check the slaugh ter are fruitless so far. St Louis lend out a warning to house keeper to beware of (windier who operate under the guise ot food eonservationalists. Scoret of St. Louis housekeepers have lost various quantities of their preserves, taken away by bogus "survey agents" for "chem ical $eta." : Salt Lake City's total tax levy for the new municipal year ia J0.S9 mill on each $100 valuation, an increase of 2.39 mill over last year. Included ia a 5.94 mill levy for the schools, which will raise $1,405,000 from all aourees, including- $25,000 from the state for high ichools. Health it wealth: ill health a spendthrift That truth it underscored once more by the health department of Chicago. Latt year the department report! that tearlet fever cott $2,170,439 1 diphtheria $4,635,895 and measles $856,688. Thit it a waste of million due to laxity in obterving health rules. Unlett the city or merchant! come acrott half the lampi on the great white way of St. Joe will go out of buainess. The con tract with the ttreet car company for tup plying the light expired July 1. No one volunteered to pay aubsequent bills and the company talks of pulling the switch on the glims in the retail district Kansas City merchant got .together on Labor day and agreed to continue the sum mer hour schedule during the fall and win ter months. Stores will open at 8:30 and close at 5:80, inaugurating an eight-hour day for the help. The list of nonreturnable articles was increased, deliveries reduced and a charge of 15 cents for special de liveries agreed to. . Thirty-five aliens lined up in the district court at Sioux City last Tuesday for nat uralization papert and were tent home empty handed. Most of the applicants were subjects of enemy countries. The court de clined to act because the question of grant ing citizenthip to enemy alient it before the state tupreme court. When the high court tpeaks lower courts will act accord ingly. OUT OF THE ORDINARY. Farlneili, an eighteenth century singer, could sing 800 notes in one breath. For tourists" convenience an English firm is eompresting tea into blockt that resemble plug tobacco. The case it reported from Petrograd of eleven bricklayers on a nonwar job who earned in one week over $215 each. The Cafe Florian, opened in Venice in 1615. and still in existence, is the oldest public coffee-house in Europe. The badger ia an animal -particularly feared by the superstitious Japanese. It is believed to have power tn annoy people, and to be able to turn into a priest at wilt It is said on good authority that the ex ezar of Russian still has on deposit in tha Bank of England $35,000,000, placed there years ago in provision for the rainy day which now has come. An orchestra of disabled soldiers, pome of them with only a stump of a leg, a con ductor who has to wave his baton with hit left hand, is the pride of one of the great military hospitals near London. Many great wars in history have resulted from trivial causes. The emptying of bucket on the head of a Milanese started a civil war in Italy, and borrowing tobacco pipe and failing to return it eauted a lengthy war between rival races in the Pamirs and Afghanistan. Forty years ago, when Samuel Faweett't paper mill at Cornwall-on-Hudson closed down, Fawcett assured his employes that they would get their back pay some time. The other day hi son appeared with a list of the former employes, and paid to them and their heirs the entire sum, with interest for the forty years. At Beauvala cathedral there it a clock which ia composed of 92,000 separate pieces, having fifty-two dial plates. This clock gives the time in the big capital of the world as well as the local hour, the day of the week and month, the rising and setting of the sun, the phases of the moon and tides, as wtll as considerable other information. rnjnrsTTr pt.f.asantries. "Why did they manage to get Bullitt ou of thalSautomoblle club?" "Because every time he was arrested fu: n..ilinr h altriittftri tip was COln? JUSt ni fast as the cop charged." Baltimore Amer- Iran. v Friend Do you ever hare any trouble with your patrons? Hotel Proprietor Very seldom. Occa sionally, however, one of the guests forgets he I stopping at a hotel and behaves aa if he were Visiting in a private house.--Ltfe. "I don't like this poem to your girt." . "Why not?" "Ivory brow Is a dubious compliment." "Honored by all the poets of antiquity.' "I know.' But that was before the tern bonehead came in." Louisville Courier Journal. "The kaiser's credit lt certainly good." "How' that?" "Why, whenever he wants an advance he promptly receives a check." Puck. "Tour brother ha the earache." "It serves him right," answered the small boy's Bister. "Teacher has told him time and time again he ought not to play the piar.o by ear." Washington Star. MQUMriiAUCt Vtltt A ttRl OF mS tiPE?- 1 VMS IrltfOtWCB) TO HER fV5 A HMMlte itfW SHE CALLED ME A FOOL', VNHN TOE WWW? 1 "I understand that Blnk has become an efficiency expert." "Ia that so? Now he will be able to teach everybody to do everything he can't do himself." Philadelphia Ledger. "Is your new hired man any Improve ment over the old one, Ezry?" "Yes, I b'lieve he Is," replied honest Farmer Hornbeak. "He don't get in my way quite as much." Judge. She (perkily) Tou men haven't a monopoly of courage. For my part I'm not afraid of anything that wear shoe leather. He Nonsense) Why, I saw you tha other day scared of a tiny mouse. She Well er a mouse doesn't wear shoe leather. Boston Transcript. Edith Dicky, dear, your office ia la State street, Isn't lt? Dicky Tes, why? Edith That's what I told papa. Re mad such a funny mistake about you yesterday. He said he'd been looking you up la Brad street. Boston Transcript. ALONG THE HIGHWAY. There's a street that's knows at Kindness And lt stretches far away. O'er the hills Into the meadows Of a wondrous, joyful day. It la said ita pavement aparkles Like a shining, brilliant gold; Blocks ot happiness are laid there By a hand of love, I'm told. So whene'er my heart la weary. In my thoughts I fondly stray Through the street that's known as KlndV ness To the meadows far away. When I meet a battered trawler On the great wlfle road of Ufa, Loaded down with car and sorrow. Showing signs of wear and strife. 'Tls a duty, not a pleasure. Just to guide tus steps to wnere Blocks of happiness will greet him With welcome rich and rare Through the pleasant lanes ot Kindness, Far away from atn and gloom. O'er the hills and through the meadows, Where the flow rs of. friendship bloom. There's enough of cheer, my brothers, So that all may have a part. And it helps a fellow greatly When he's sore and sick at. heart To be shown the street of Kindness, With Ita pavement shining bright- Blocks of happlneaa which glitter In the brilliant, golden light. And I pray that God will teach me How to guide men there each day. O'er the hills, Into the meadows Of an cverlaatlng day. Omaha. CHARLES LTNCH. JR. There is solace for the bereaved In a burial ceremony that it conducted ia a beautiful, dignified manner. Whether it is a local funeral or one from out of town, wc art equipped to handle H la a careful, modern manner. We offer our services. N. P. SWANSON Funeral Parlor. (Established IBM) ITth and Cuming Sta. Tat Doug. 1060 Via n ted 100 Women and Girls for packing and labeling depart ment. Steady work, clean, daylight work rooms. Best possible working conditions. Call main entrance and ask for foreman of Packing Dept. Skinner Manufacturing Company 14th and Jackson Sts. jjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiMiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiuiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiininiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiu OUR ARMY AND NAVY ARE BUT . THE FIRST LINE DEFENDING OUR HOMES FRATERNAL LIFE INSURANCE in the WOODMEN OF THE WORLD IS THE SUPPORT AND RESERVE PROTECTING YOUR LOVED ONES CERTIFICATES 1500 to $3,000 RATES REASONABLE, BUT ADEQUATE Ring Douglas 4570. No Charge for Explanation. J. T. YATES, W. A. FRASER, Sovereign Clerk.. Sovereign Commander. Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiniiiifr THE OMAHA BEE INFORMATION BUREAU Waelillf ton, D. C Enclosed find a 2-cent stamp, for which you will please send me, entirely free, a copy of "War Papers." Name....-.....:. , Street Address. City....:..... State................