THE BEE: OMAHA. SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER- 1, 1917. The Omaha Bee 1JAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD KOSEWATEK VICTOR BOSEWATER, EDITOR THX'BEE rCBUSHINO COUP ANY, PBOPEIETOB Katmd at Omaha pottoftle u ieod-caa matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION ' Bt Canter. B Mill. ' ft1 M Sunday ,.pr vociUv, tSt Par eafc tM Imiit without tordtr,......"--" " ' " jTmlni ui3 Boaxlay., " n " S.M Kxninf vitlUHU &mtT ' . 25a , 4 "0 luiiday Baa Ml. . " " 1.00 (od imUo ( oauif of addraai er Imgularity a damarj to Omu ..A Clrailuton lMuartnant. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Tha Anndatad Praia, of M'h Tha Bw fi a Tn amber. If arluifrrJr miltM to Ut uaa for nruMlcatton of all arftlltad to It or fin oUmtirm traditM In. Mill eacrr ana alto tM loral l"wt m fi ll ibwt Mniii AU ri(!)U f repubUeaUos of our ipaclal diiuatchaa REM1TTANCE Ratalt hf tntu riuwa or portal oHr. parawm or anaii aocouou. rt antra acJunf, net aoctptad. Onl X-eattt Maopt Ukra m Parwaal Chaci, except oa 6 nana and ' To the French Commissioners. ' "" ' Omaha today is host to the French gentlemen who have come to this country on a friendly but Important mission.' The cordiality of the greeting and hospitality, extended will be the warmer because the two 'great republics ire now comrades in arms against a common foe. It scarcely required this condition to enhance the sympathies between our people and those of j France. Americans have always ftlt a deep -sense of obligation to the French because of help ex tended at a time when it was of greatest assist- j ance to the struggling colonists in their revolt against tyranny and oppression. Now that we have the opportunity to In some way repay the service then rendered our people will be found eager as well as willing to show that Lafayette, Rochambeau and those other gallant French men have not been forgotten. The ties between France and America rest on a very firm foun dation. Picketing; Pro and Con By Frederic J.Haskin OFFICES Onatta TtK Bm BolMJnf. fhteairv PTiU't Gal Building. Mouth Omaha 4:f 8. Nth Bt Haw York 1M Flfta ia. Council Itlufra 14 jr. Mala Bl St. Loulr Sew B k of Ccntnerc Hix-om l.ttt Building. Waitiimton jzs Ufa Bt., pi. w, TrT: CORRESPONDENCE Addrxa tmaniimteailona ralatln te am and editorial Bullae to uaaua Bw. tentorial Department JULY CIRCULATION 37,229 DailySunday, 51,153 Arrrrti circulation for tM month aubierlbtd tod airoro to bj Dwlibt muia i troiiauoa amtK Subscriber loaviar th city ohoald kavo Th Btt mailed to than. Addroaa caaarod aa aftoa a raajuootod. Rigor mortis grips the vitals of profiteering. Now watch the bakers make good on the four- teen-ounce jitney loaf. The People's Peace party has no trouble in getting runs out of towns for the money. Dollar wheat of yesteryear' doubles up with the joy of the government prices. Fortune picks the farmer as its favorite. Nebraska railroads seek, permission to boost coat rates 15 cents 1 ton. Evidently the rate mak ers entertain - doubt?, of the ability T of consumers to safeguard the profits of cut prices. , ;. Rumors of plots and activities of plotters gain credence from numerous suspicious deeds. The volume of smoke is larger than the blaze. , Never 'theless safety, urges greater watchfulness, of prop erty and persons. ; , ? - Not lhe least of, th? ayefJjfs of the ime are tiie accusations of "extofftonite' rates hurled at railroad managers by producers and shippers. In he light of the ' latter' s skill in marking up the goods the,railroad pot lags behind the kettle. ' Liberty bonds and land bank bonds are com peting sharply with established savings institu tions for the surplus funds of the people. One sesult is already apparent. Jeering at bondholders rarely rises above a whisper in the presence of a crowd; ' y,i Prospects of South Dakota seceding to the Junkerbund grow painfully gloomy as the seced ers reced from homeAPef spnally conducted trips to internment, cmps .once more emphasize the federal admontton; Obey the law , and keep your mouth shut. Ht'-. ',! War strategy, may be all that is claimed for it, but it does not include all tactical skill in sight - Local maneuvers for the political big push of, next spring affords an advance glimpse of strategy rivaling the war game in all but one respect. The supply of "tanks" is exhausted. Amrt"in miediTSt-iriati . (trMam ftAirt Tti1aM am " i v faaipaivsia iivtit as wns . iwoiuv bring thf) report that Jerusalent S fortified against allied attack as thoroughly as cities' on the west front and capable of withstanding a frontal .siege. In that case the Allies may try the back door and fumigate the kitchens with holy smoke. . The artistic soul of St. Louis revolts against proposed- statuary for Forest park because of "lack of- fluenty. and suavity.'' '''Evidently the crude scu!ptor,"tieglecte4i to include' an auto gong or siren ' whistle to the equipment. Art as is art needs all modern conveniences for a "city beau tiful." (v-.- v -'X ' . ? ;- : ' Imperial Germany launched submarine fright- fulness with the expressed belief that it would starve the AHies into submission in three months. Seven months have passed and German victory is more hopeless now than when schrechtlichkeit took, to water. The stars in their courses fight with democracy and mock the hopes of junker dorn. ' . : ; ..v ..; " , Statues "of Washington and Lincoln in Par liament square are urged by Londoners Some time in the future when the truths of democracy sink in and liberal Germany comes to its own it is more than probable Berlin will imitate Lon don and go it one better by adding a figure of Woodrow Wilson to the immortal pair of Ameri can saviors. - What They Learned There i in Philadelphia Vtifn Not the least humiliation of the Russian cri sis, so far as we are concerned, is that many of the exiles in this country who have gone back to Russia are the most unconscionable leaders of the extremists. They presume, moreover, on their experiences over here to abuse republican ways and to denounce free. America as a sham. One of the returned leaders who has been interviewed confesses frankly that all that he learned in Amer ica was how to organize and conduct strikes and promote public disorder in the interest of his cause. The curious thing is that some of our sen timentalists who have been acclaiming the su perior democratic methods of free Russia are ready to read us a lesson by blaming the American people, because these exiles who lived here did not learn to love or to respect us. They ignore the fact that most of these immigrants were and are anti-social in their instincts. They cared neither for good governments nor for freedom and liberty, save to subvert all order. Their behavior they , and now confirms the warning that Prof. Ross in. his papers on immigration uttered several years ago, when he said that we had oversympa thUed with certain immigrant strains from Rus sia and that they were not desirable citizens, but ngrateful enemies of society. Thus today they arc abusing the land that gave them asylum and endeavoring to hamstring the country that has let them return. No wonder that one revolutionist says, "Wt talked too much in 1905 and now we ra doing It again," while Catherine Breshov skaya, the "grandmother of the revolution," points out that "it is one thing to love liberty, but quite another to know how . to use it.. Ignorance is tuiajsj Russia," Washington,- Aug. 29. Over fifty suffragette pickets have been arrested at the gates of the White House. Seventeen of them have served three-day sentences in the district jail and twenty-two have been sent to the work house at Occoquan. Washington crowds have been pro vided with a new amusement, and a number or visitors have carried away bits of the suffrage banners as souvenirs. Such is the record of American militancy to date. The Congressional Union, which is work ing for woman suffrage, but which is not in any way affiliated with the National American woman Suffrage association, is the organization which is doing the picketing. These women explain that they are doing it with a view to keeping be fore the president a constant reminder that in the United States of America there are 20,000,000 citizens who cannot vote. Also, without picket ing, they declare, the suffrage issue would be entirely suomergea in inc issue oi war. For a long time, they assert, they confined their activities to congress. They worked laboriously to bring the Susan B. Anthony amend ment to a vote, oeiieving mat u a voic were incn the amendment could be put through. This they found they could not do without the help of the president. 1! the president would urge tne pas sage of this amendment at any time, they de clare, congress would at least report the meas ure out of committee and get some action on it. So the Congressional Union decided that the thing for them to do was to let congress alone lor a while, and tackle the president. In all, they have called upon the president seventeen times, finally it was announced that no more suffrage deputations would be received at the White House. After January 10 last no suffragette was to be admitted. "So our only means ot keeping the suttrage Question before the oresident of reminding him that there were 20,000,000 citizens who could not have a voice in the government was' to picket," a surtragette explained, ine women consider Neither does One Year Ago Today In the War. Several Greek cities reoorted Jn state of revolution. An entente allied fleet of twenty- three warships appeared off the Greek capital. German troops penetrated the Brit ish line at two points between Ginchy and High Wood. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago Today. Articles of incorporation of the Omaha Milling and Elevator company were filed by the following: Chris Crow, Aaron Chad wick, E. S. Chad- wick, Anthony Jackson, George Gra ham and Mary E. Paul. The new fatlirue can of the Kniehts of Pythlaa is a beauty. In shape it is like the regulation army cap and is of navy blue cloth with the exception of the top, which is of ultramarine. The strap piece is of silver braid and on The next big task on the official program is to make sure the benefits of stabilized prices are not lost on the road to the consumer. The Wheat, the Loaf and the Table. The price-fixing board of the food control ad ministration, with the help of the president, has adopted a basic price for wheat, observance of which should operate materially to reduce the cost of living in the United States. Following the natural course from the farmer to the table, it is proposed that a fourteerr-ounce loaf of bread may be sold for 5 cents, a price that will return a reasonable profit to the baker. This is quite at variance with existing practice and certainly will be strongly disapproved of by the bakers The proposed price is a little more than half of what Omaha now is paying for bread, or about the figure that prevailed before the bakers began to talk of the 10-cenf loaf. Prices fixed by the board are for government purchase only, but it may be assumed that no serious effort will be made to exact a higher rate from the citizens than is paid by the government President Wil son fairly states the proposition in explaining the that their arrest was most uniust. purpose of the measure. It is to protect the j the president's pardon inspire in them a sense of Taylor, A. W. Parker, . .. . ... I J.i..A t .11 T tU... ...It.. k,t.. - I and J. .T. RbvIUp consumer and encourage the producer, with no grauiuuc u an. iyy j ' l. V cay, inert mcy ccriaimy utscivc iu ut ijumaucu, and there is no more reason why tne president should pardon them than any other law-breaker. 9 ?-VV fi The promised restoration of the nickel bread loaf, nearly as plump as it used to be, forestfad- ows a triumph for America's real democracy, i unfair treatment of the middleman. Under such an arrangement we should all get along very well together and none of us go hungry nor any feel an undue burden. Pursuing the Discussion of Peace. Pope Benedict XV expresses bitter disappoint ment at the reply of the United States to his peace proposal. It is reported from Rome that his holiness had cherished the hope that in this country at least his suggestion would meet with some measure of approval. That such views could be held at the Vatican can be accounted for only by ascribing a lack of definite information as the cause. Nothing contained in the address of Presi dent Wilson to congress and the world in April last, when the state of war was declared, can possibly be so construed at to support the be lief that the United States would accept a peace based on the status quo ante bellum. Those con- Incidentally, they claim that they have gained more members in their organization, more ardent advocates of suffrage m congress and more money in the way of subscriptions since the picket riots began, than they gained in the two years before. They have a larger force, more offices, more work, more excitement, and more reporters and cartoonists running in and out than ever before. , - In sharo contrast, the headquarters of the pJa- tionarAmerican Woman Suffrage association a little further up town is serene, conservative, almost austere. There are no curious crowds or itunicious oolicemen: the wide soacious corridors and reception rooms are quiet, and the neat, cool offices are occupied, only by a tew stuaious workers. .You cannot Imasrine the National Woman Suf frae-e association oicketinff. and they have haittnfd to renudiate all cart in it from the very ditions never can be restored and leave the -world beginning, any such demonstration being strictly command of the Department of South- saie ior oemocracv. uur neooie were loatne to i aeainst tneir poncy. in iaci. u was juv uyci mis eastern wimuuh, very policy that the Association ana me v;ongres the front of the can la a stiver wreath enclosing the number of the lodge, while on the top is a diamond of red coth. upon which is a lily, the badge oi tne xnignts. Mrs. General Crook has left for her old Virginia home, to be absent several weeks, At a meeting of the Eisrhth Ward Republican club in Bruncr's hall. xwenty-iourtn and Hamilton, the foi lowing officers were elected: Presl dent, O. H. Balioui first president, C. K. Coutant; second vice president, Pe ter Peterson; secretary, Silas B. Lake; treasurer, Charles A. Collard; execu tive committee, James Allen, Cadet N. K. Pearson and J. J. Saville. A baby girl was born to Mr. and Mrs. D. W. Saxe. One of the biggest storm and dls trict sewers constructed in this city has just been completed by Major P. M. McCauley. It is located south of the depot along Pierce street. Hon. James E. Boyd arrived from the northwestern part of the state, where he has been examining the crop prospects of Nebraska. He re ports their condition to be most fa- vorable. Dr. S. R. Patten, dentist, moved from Fremont to Omaha and hung out his professional sign. This Day In History. 1799 General John A. Quitman, governor of Mississippi and a famous soldier of the Mexican war, born at Rhinebeck, N. Y. Died at Natchez, Miss., July 17, 1858. 1842-i-The Concord 4V Nashua rail road in New Hampshire was opened. 1858 Ovation was tendered to Cy rus W. Field for his labor on the At lantic cable. Vs .' 1861 General TJ. 8. Grant took enter the war, and only became belligerents when the course of the German imperial gov ernment became unbearably aggressive. ' Now they cannot consent 4to the restoration of that government to the position it held in 1914. Aside from this main fact are others of equal importance. While it is true that his holiness considered the restoration of Belgium and Serbia as essential to the establishment of peace, his proposals leave for future consideration the sta tus of Poland, of Bohemia, of the Italian Irre denta and similar problems that, are entirely In volved in the issue of war- tn fact, the last three years have brought op for settlement a number of points that might not have been referred to had the contest been less extensive. It is now very certain that the question can only be con sidered and adjustment approaching permanency reached through concerted action of responsible governments. 1 ' . - Pope Benedict must realize that the present Imperial government of Germany is not consti tuted to deal with the great democracies of the world. It has shown by its utter disregard of treaty pledget and obligations, its violation of established law and its outrageous abuses against humanity, its entire irresponsibility and incapacity for any interests other than, its own selfish ambi tions. To seriously treat on equal terms with such a government is impossible. Pope Benedict must understand that the people of the United States are waging no war of Conquest, they seek to secure no material advantages, they plan for no reprisals-after the war is over tfiey ask only that the world be freed from the menace of an irresponsible militaristic caste. Getting .Facts About Food Supply. The federal government's efforts to get accu rate information as to the exact amount of food available in the United States is a worthy move, although it may be questioned if the method of taking the census will produce the result. This is solely' because the inquiry will not be suffi ciently extensive. Ten thousand housewives and 35,000 farmers are not enough workers to secure in a single day the whole of the data needed for accurate determination of the extent of the food supply in storage in the homes and on the farms. It may be accepted that now as never before in all our history the cellars and pantries of the people, the bins, cribs and granaries of the farms, are stocked with provender, made ready against the winter, The inquiry, limited in its scope, will furnish basis for estimates a little closer, per haps, than may be made without its reports, but will still fall far short of giving exact informa tion. However, the result should be reassuring, for if will show how far we are from famine, and this is needed. The people should have from some authoritative source information to the ef fect that the great campaign of production and conservation has not been in vain, but will bring its reward in the form of plenty to eat and at a cost that will materially lessen the burden oi the householders of the nation. ionaf Union ouarreled at the beginning of the Wilson administration, a nc vuiiai"""1'"1 v'u at that time was merely the congressional commit in- of the association the committee which push ed suffrage in congress. Miss Alice Paul and Miss I.ucv Bums, who were the neaas or tne commit tee, had worked with Mrs. panknurst in ureat Britain, and were therefore militants, aithougn h rtirl not think that violence would ever have to be used in this country. They did believe, how ever, in fighting the party in power. t The party in power at the time of the break was th democratic party. Mrs. Carrie Lhapman Catt, the head of the National woman aunrage association, believed ithat nothing could be gained by Such tactics and refused to yield the point to the other two women, do tne two women iormcu a senarate organization they bolted. Now the argument of the national association is this: They do not believe that the president is any obstacle to snnrage. iney tninn mat congress is. Thrv Iftiow that in order to get their amend ment passed two-thirds of congress will have to vote for it, and they know tnat no one party nas held a two-thirda majority for years. Hence, the democratic party cannot, even it it wanted to, pass the suttrage amendment, dui it can, oi course ut "So." they assert, "nothing can be gained by today. .L. " 17ee,a r.i-'it Kriratn I . TTafi and Canada have given the ballot to their women; Franc hia nrnmised it as one of the first after- war measures, and even Italy and Prussia, who heretofore have had nothing to say on woman suffrage, have hinted that they are going to en franchise their women. Under these circum stance, savs the national association, the United States of America supposed to be the greatest democracy in the world cannot artora to noia cif tvitirli tftntrer. . Thus the two organizations, both working for suttrage, but witn wiaeiy uinercm views aa iu the way it should be worked, do not enjoy very cordial relations. One thinks that it is a party question under the absolute control of the presi dent; the other thinks that it is a nonpartisan question under the absolute control of congress, 1862 Battle of Chantilly, Va., In which the federals lost Generals Kear ney and Stevens. 1892 To shut out the cholera the government proclaimed twenty days' quarantine on all European vessels. 1893 Crown prince of Italy (now king Victor Emmanuel) was the guest of the kaiser at a great army banquet at Coblenta. - 1914 Germana victorious over Russians at Allenstein, East Prussia. 1918 Von Bernstorft notified State department that Germany agreed to sink no more liners without warning. The Day We Celebrate. Alfred C. Kennedy was born in Omaha twertty-flve years ago. ' He at tended the Omaha High school and University of Nebraska and in 191 5 be came a partner in his father's busi ness. Rear Admiral Augustus F. Fech- teler, TJ. S. N., born in Prussia sixty years ago today. Rear Admiral Samuel Mcuowan, in charge of the pay department of the United States navy, born at Laurens, C, forty-seven years ago today. Rex Beach, noted novelist, president of the Authors' League of America, born at Atwood, Mich., forty years ago Henri Bourassi. leader of the French nationalist party In Canada, born in Montreal forty-nine years ago today. - ' Rt. Rev. Sidney c. partridge, Epis copal bishop of west Missouri, born In New York City sixty years ago to day. -1 i Marauls of Sligo, one or tne great est landowners- of Ireland, born sixty one years ago today. James J. Corbett, rormer cnampion heavyweight pugilist of the world, born in San rrancisco nity-one years ago today. Shafts Aimed at Omaha A contribution to the political gaiety of early fall comes from Missouri. Some Americans down there urge a call for a state convention of demo crats for the purpose of demanding the resigna tions of Senators Stone and Reed for failing to support the administration. Think of that propo sition soberly put out in a state where resigning office is esteemed a hunch for an insanity com mission. The authors unwittingly confirm Bar num's estimate. In his latest talk to his "invincible soldiers" Emperor. William Insists en "strafing England" as though he did not care what happened to the land of his grandmother. Cousinly fends, royal or plebeian, rarely lack vocal ferocity. So far as state pride goes, it make little dif ference whether Omaha or Lincoln floats the western pennant Keep agoing. May the best team win I v ,r v .-. , . . Hastings Tribune: That Omaha girl who kissed 300 soldiers because she thought it was her patriotic duty is more to be pitied than censured. Norfolk Press: An Omaha girl kissed 300 soldiers in Omaha recently and the daily papers are playing it up as patriotism, remaps mat was the only way the girl could get anyone to kiss her. Who knows? York News-Times: Another wave of crime has broken out in Omaha.' Numerous murders have been committed in that city and the murderers have not been found. The home record of those sleuths is not brilliant MeCook Tribune: An Omaha man was "ninrherT the other dav for violating the cross walk ordinance as to autqs while his wife went into a store "to do a little shopping, uoesni that have the scent of genuine clover on t? Beatrice Express: An Omaha woman secured a divorce and alimony from , her husband the other day because he had thrown hot potatoes at her. Any man who win wunngiy waste sucn precious articles now ought to be given even worse than that Norfolk Press: Our good Uncle Sam recently sold $2,000,000,000 of bonds and yet the Omaha Vmintr Men's Chrirtian association sends out an "S. O. S." call for some charitably disposed per- son to donate a washing machine to the soldiers at Fort Crook. Wouldn't that jar you: York News-Times: Omaha coal dealers tell li neonle that the arovernment's action in the coal cases came too late to help, as they already i had bought coal on the former basis and are poins' to sell on the same basis. Uncle Sam should put on his "specks" and scan'Omaha. Kearney Hub: Omaha s six exemption boards differ recrardinar exemption of married men, al though the rule is the same for all. There will i doubtless oe tne same wiae aivergencc or opinion the boards throughout the state. Uni form rulings are necessary. But how to secure them, that's the rub. Kearnev Hub: The Omaha Bee ouite truth fully remarks that the young men back from the training camps have been taught one lesson of "priceless value," viz, that work is worth while. Possibly in no private employment would they, have voluntarily worked as hard ana maae as great an effort as in these training camps and they have each and everyone found that it is ouite worthwhile. . Timely Jottings and Reminders. The lederal cnild labor law comes into effect today. R" is again in the names or the months, so the oyster season is open. New Hampshire today puts Into eti feet a drastic new law to protect the public against the sale of worthless securities. A bis parade, with speeches and other features, will be given in Phila delphia tonight in honor of the drafted men of that city. Delegates from half a dozen states are expected to gather in Washington today to attend the annual convention of the Middle Atlantic States' Federa tion of the Toung Men's Hebrew Associations. Mrs. Eddv's Insnlration. I Bartlett, la., Aug. ST. To the Edi- or of The Bee: In his last letter Mr. lerring denounces the "Qulmby sto les" as "threadbare" and declares that I am only trying to discredit Mrs. pddy. He should remember that I was not attempting to establish any claim If that Dr. Qulmby was the original head or tne unrisiian science cnurcn. i am quite willing to admit that Mrs. fiddy was the founder of Christian Science and to concede to her memory what ever honor It may derive from that distinction. If Mr. Herring will refer to my letter to which he was reprying he will learn that I was only trying to prove that Mrs. Eddy s conversion to Christian Science was due to ideas acquired from Dr. Qulmby rather than to reading the Bible. Mrs. Woodbury's investigations dis closed the fact that many ideas taught by Dr. Qulmby were after his death Incorporated in "Science and Health" as special revelations. Although, in the opinion of Christian Scientists, Mrs. .Woodbury committed the unpar. donable sin when she rebelled against Mrs. Eddy s "mothershlp ' and estab lished herself as an independent prac titioner, that will not influence the unbiased investigator. Despite the crv of "lealousv." I believe her testi mony to be as worthy" of credence as that of Mrs. Eddy. I am not in the least ( interested In the .family row staged in the courts by the Christian Scientists. But Mrs. Woodbury had made an investigation of the "Qulmby stories" and ought to have known what sne was laiKing aDoui. in auempiea explanation of Mrs. Woodbury's dis affection from the ranks of Mrs. Ed dy's followers Mr. Herring says, "Even the disciples of the Master left Him." But if he will examine his New Testa ment again he will learn that while the disciples of Christ fled temporarily from, their Master's side their flight was due to fear of enemies and not to lack of loyalty. Judas was the only disciple who proved a traitor and he afterwards bitterly repented of his treason. If any further proof is desired in the Quimby matter it is furnished by a poem by Mrs. Eddy after death of Dr. Quimby. This poem was entitled, "Lines on the death of Dr. P. P. Qulmby, who healed with the truth that Christ taught" and the last two lines of the concluding stanza read as follows: "Rest should reward him who hath made us whole, - Seeking, though tremblers, where'his footsteps trod." - If Mrs. Eddy was "seeking where his (Dr. Qulmby's) footsteps trod," she must have been teaching some of his ideas. When confronted with this poem in later years Mrs. Eddy did not deny its authorship, but stated that if she wrote it she must have been influenced thereto by Dr. Quim by's spirit But it seems to me that her excuse is fatal to her cause. If she could be influenced by the spirit of Dr. Qulmby to write a poem, might she not have been influenced by some spirit other than the Holy Spirit when she wrote "Science and Health?" At last Mr. Herring admits that "the Bible mentions sin and sickness." My contention on that point is proven then, for the Bible surely would not 'mention those evils unless they really existed. The metaphysical ar gument on the existence of evil which has been so ably presented by Mr. Ol son is In harmony with the teachings of the Bible on this subject. GEORGE W. MOORE. you ar aaylnf th burial Krrkw over mf irnve. , Parsoa But, my dear fellow, ri then it will be Jour bole. Boston Transcript. traAr.fcweBUE, m COUSIN W40CKJ JW flNlCEE. IT? id MILLS ttX CM Vttjrtl' A COUSIN, BUT VCW CWff WEAK tiff- "Th4 placing of barber poles at grade crossings. It la hoped, will reduce the num ber oi accident." "On ths other band, will they not a landing Invitation for cloaa ibavet" Lampoon. 1 ' Mother My dear, what la the matter With the horse? Isn't be walking lame? Small Boy I know what'i the matter, One of hie hind tlrea has cams off. Baltimore American. "I notice you alstera never so away to gether." "No, our wardrobea would not permit et that. S we take our vacatlona one at a time and pool the clothe. " Loulavlll Cour- rler-Journal. Then thla." asked rejected Jamea, "la ab aolutely final?" "Quite," wa Porethy'a calm reply. "Shall I return your letters, James?" "Tea. please,"' anawered poor Jamea. "There'a some good material In them tha I can use again." Awgwan. HOMESICK. Wilbur D. Nesbit. Homesick ain't like th' othef- eicka You get and hafto go to bed An' drink th' stuff th' drug stores mix, Or have things tied aroun' your head. An' when your ma she wash your face An' use th' silver bresh an' comb To comb you, an' she fill a vase With flowers, 'cause you're sick at home. Homesick ain't med'clne sick at all; It ain't a sick like atummtck ache At make you double up an' bawl . An' say you didn't eat tha cake. Until your conscience It ache, too, Nen you con-teas, an. your ma smut An' say she got a Joke on you Buhcause she know it all th' while. Homesick ain't when they see your tongue Or feel your pulse, or your ears buai. Or doctor llsena at your lung But, oh, how much you wlsht It wu: Homesick Is when you go away A-vlsltln' all by yourself. ' An' miss the clock 'at ought to stay A-tlckln' on th mantel shelf. But you don't mlm; It till It's night An' time to go to bed, an' nen You think tf It woiitd be po-llte Tou'd like to go back home again In1 vmi rinn't know lust what it la Tou want, but wlsht you had it, though J An' grandpa says 'at It la hla Up-plnlon 'at you'd Ilk to go. An' folks teil'atorles td you, too. An' try their best to make you laugh. Th' wind crlea In the chlmbley flue, , An' In the barnyard la a calf At bawla an' bawls An' worst part yet Is all th' time how welt you know No matter how lonesome you get An' want to go home, you can't go. Storyette of the Day. Alfred A. Knopf, New Tork a Rus sian expert, said the other day: "The Russian revolutionists are mys tics. They're idealists. They now in vite the German populace to revolt but revolution demands a democratic spirit and the German people, so far as a democratic spirit goes, are- aa deficient as the old lady. "A very fat old lady got stuck in the door of a car and could get neither out nor In. " 'Sideways, ma'am! Try sideways!' the conductor Bhouted helpfully. "Oh, drat the feller!" panted the old lady. 'I ain't got no sideways. " Waahington Star. ODD AND INTERESTING. Georgia is to have a new county which most likely will be named in honor ot Pres ident Woodrow Wilson. King Alfonso of Spain knows twery prin cipal language of Europe, reading, speaking and writing them fluently. Tha idea of Zionism, which seeks to re store Palestine to the Hebrews, has for hundreds of years been latent in the breasts of thousands of th race throughout the world, but th movement did not take def inite form until twenty yeara ago, when the international Zionist congress held its first meeting at Basic, Switierland, under the leadership of Hag Nordau of Pari and Dr. Theodor Hcrsl of Vienna. . Paraffin, which today I on of th most valuable by-producta of petroleum, waa re garded as of no commercial importance as late as th early '90s. At that time a tank of it burned in Cleveland and the officials of th Standard Oil company sighed with re lief. It was out ot th way and they did not know what to do with it. Now th earn company i making SSO.OOt.OOO paraffin can dice a year. Enormous quantities of th product are also naed In th manufacture of chewing gum, in insulating electric wire and m malting colored crayon and moisture proof paper. Good housekeeper also us it in laundry work and in sealing fruit Jar. Lather and the Autocracy. Chadron, Neb., Aug.. 28. To the Editor of Tha Bee: I have great re spect for a man who holds an opinion of religion in whatever View he may choose to follow. Nevertheless an ar ticle In a late issue of The Bee seems to me should not go unchallenged. Isn't it wonderful Luther shoud first start the Germans out on autocracy? He the arch fiend! Then, dear brother, if Luther did all this evil (for it is a terrible evil) may I ask what evil did WIckliffe start? What that 6f Jerome or Huss dying that men might be free, dying because an emperor broke his solemn word? But I am willing to accept the statement Luther started German autocracy on one condition. I demand that the contemptuous Fred erick III get his due, yes if you please Frederick I. I demand that Frederick VII be given hi true title of robber and tyrant which he was. I want the creat elector and the tobacco and beer council "Father" Emperor Fred erick William ramembered. Tes, I want you to know that Myer's history states. "The comraonersl (third estate) were not treated so badly in France as in Germany or Spain; but there was thla difference: In France they were wide awake, resented every in fringement of the lordly, classes and brought on a revolution: in Germany the iron system adopted soothed the desires of the people as cordial." But one thinu more. We are told that In times oast when people followed God's will there was prosperity and of course happiness. Now I may be queer, but 1 always like things anu statements to bt real, something very tangible. Now I should like to know the years where we had an ex ample of the people following God's laws. Should we count the fourteenth century? Tes! 1 want to know the earmarks so I can tell another such blissful period. 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