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8 THE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY. AUGUST 18, 1917. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD RoIeWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER. EDITOR THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR. Entered at Omaha postoffiea a second-class matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION Br Carrier. Br Mill. iHllv and Bundif per moots. 3o oer year. IS 00 Oally without Hundij " 4So " 4.00 Rraottf and Buaday - 4"e t.00 Eraiini wllbout Sunday v (22 Sunder Bee oo!r "Mo - 100 Head Bfltlet of ebuiia of address or Irrefnlarltr la dellierr to Oroalia Baa, Circulation Department. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Auneitttd Preu. ef which The Bre it a memtwr. is eirlullr entitled to the u for rmibll-H"n of ill ne crdlttd to It or not othmriM credited In thu ir and alto the Irxul news rub Untied herein. All rl),u of republication of our special ditpalcliM are elao reacrred. REMITTANCE Bemlt t draft, etprena or poeul order. Onl J-oert stamps taken la parneat of emtll account Pertonal elieck. etcept on Gmaba and setter eicbeiiie. aol accepted. OFFICES. Omina The Bee Bulldlne. ttnearo reople'e ) Hirudins, South Onuhi 4IJ7 8. Utn HL New York 1M Fifth Are. Council Blnfft 14 N. tlaia St. Bt. lui Jiew B'e ef tmmerca. Linooln Little Bulldlof. WMhlmton 785 14th Bt X. W... CORRESPONDENCE Addrea eommanlestlooi relatini to newi end editorial natter M Omaha Bee. Editorial Department. ', JULY CIRCULATION 57,229 Daily Sunday, 51,153 A wire otrniittioa for the montl sateen 6J sad swore to br Dwtati, VilUaaia, Clrcuiuleo Manager. Subecribers lea vine tbe city ehould have The Bae meiled la them. Addrete chanted aa after) ae requested. Still the food speculators may be allowed to match coins for exercise. All roads to glory lead to France.- Getting in at the finish is worth the toil of preparation. Restricting tickets to Stockholm to the single trip variety is one simple means to a good end. After that sky-high state tax levy Nebraska democrats should be ashamed to look their econ omy promises in the face. "Safety first" is a good rule for pedestrians as well as auto drivers to observe. At least stop and look before tempting fate "Send him away with a smile on your lips." Yes,. that's a timely song refrain applying just as well to those who don't sing.. Premier Lloyd George lends official support to the prevalent conviction of German observers that "England can't be starved." One obstacle to general approval of Rome's peace proffers is the prospect of Gumshoe' "Bill" Stone unloading another speech. The weather. man' is certainly doing his best to make up for those few days of overheated dis ' comfort he handed us a little while ago. Still, if proper efforts were made, possibly a more useful job could be had for our submarines tha'n ramming excursion' boats hr Massachusetts bay. . , . ,,, f 7. i " X . .... Bees must work overtime, so it is decreed in California, to, increase their product, and sat isfy war demands. This Bee works overtime all the time. ' 4 , The Church of St. Quentin goes to its doom like scores of sanctuaries enveloped by the in vaders. Its ruin constitutes another monument t. "Kultur." ' i V ;A"li" ' Allied guns and man power steadily presses the invaders backward. The speed is not quite up to expectations, but then Waterloo is barely forty miles away. Some of those optimistic German papers seem still to cherish the hope that by enforced indem nities the kaiser can make the other fellow foot all the war bills. Vain hope! Promises of moderate coal prices for the com ing winlcr'come out of Washington with official approval. In that line of goods Washington is the. most fluent bull in the market. Our highways can be made good roads, but they won't stay good unless they are maintained constantly in good repair. No use figuring first cost without also considering upkeep. t . , . Much pomp and ceremony-marked the for mal enthronement of the young king of Greece. The next business in order is an invitation to the Allies .to come across with a liberal loan. Pacifists may extract comfort from the sud den finish of the "Apache war." The fact that the commissary department fell down under the strain suggests "a vulnerable spot for riacifistic punches. ' No more dangerous time could .be, chosen Jor I. W. VV.' threats and bluster. A nation at war and people directly afflicted may be depended upon to' make', short work of those who attempt to execute their threats. ' , -. . . t' ; Genius rarely misses gripping the top knot of oppprtunhy. One of the number on the spot has perfected a device which enables orators to blow the froth off , their deliverances as they proceed. If congress fails to , grab the inven tion, so much the worse for congress. , Save the Wedding Rice -New York World- Some of f3ur own food economist have not been lacking in a certain keenness and ingenuity of suggestion. It remains for a friendly editor in Paris, however, to set a high mark for conserva tion in proposing legislation to stop the great American practice of throwing rice at wedding couples.. Calculating five pounds per marriage, the French writer perceives a total of thousands of tons of rice thrown to waste yearly. Perhaps our Parisian critic would also have suggested, had he been duly reminded, the saving of the leather in the -old shoes thrown after our departing honeymoon pairs. We are sure that in that particular, as well as in the matter of the castaway rice,' he would have the concurrence of almost any blushing bride and bashful groom. Whether or not the lawmakers ajid the well-wishing populace could be induced to take his eco nomic counsel as seriously as he puts it forward is another question. ' - . Behind our rice-throwing at weddings is tra dition of a sort and an exuberance of felicitation. To the thrifty French mind the wastefulness of the custom chiefly jpresents itself a wastefulness certainly not willful on our part There is the dif - fefence between characteristic national points of view. Admitting our extravagance, we might claim still that the grains of potential food are not wholly wasted which have carried sustaining mes sages of good cheer. , If, nevertheless, the suggestion of our Gallic editor is to be accepted for following, there re- mains need of further counsel. How shall the .five pounds. of rice saved from each wedding, from coast to coast, be gathered, concentrated and distributed again to the greatest good of the t hun'hrd"?, , , , ,.. America First, but Not America Alone. The United States was driven to recognize the existence of a state of war which Germany had precipitated upon us to defend our democracy against the aggressions of arrogant autocracy. We went in to fight for our own rights, for principles of liberty that vitally concern us our selves as well as the menaced democracies of Europe. But, now that we are in the war, wc cannot get out of it by ourselves. In other words, we are fighting for "America first," but not for "America alone." Our fight is for something bigger and beyond our own direct interests. We are joined with our allies, who thus far have furnished the barrier that has kept the common enemy off of our soil, and whatever we do finally toward negotiating terms of peace will have to be done in unison with them, just as whatever they may ultimately do in that direction must be done with our knowledge, participation and assenU Despite the papal peace plea, all agree that we are not yet faced with conditions that promise immediate peace moves, but this analysis may help people to understand our situation. In mak ing answer to the pope, sjiould an answer be deemed necessary, our president must tyike into consideration and make clear the fact that we cannot speak or act for ourselves alone, because our responsibilities in the war are not confined to upholding and vindicating rights of human ity that belong only to America. A separate peace with any of the Allies is no more within the probabilities than a separate peace with Austria as distinct from Germany or Germany distinct from Austria. Truth is, the latter is much more probable, though at that not likely except through a victory leaving no other outlet. Property Right in News. Attention of our readers is invited to the no tice which now appears on this page asserting for The Bee as a member of The Associated Press and also individually its property right in exclusive views obtained at great expense as against unauthorized republication. It must be of interest to all to know that The Associated Press has recently won a notable victory in the federal courts through litigation instituted by its alert officers to establish the principle of news ownership and to prevent .news piracy. While on the very face of it for anyone to claim that he may freely appropriate and resell at a profit valuable information gathered by a costly organization of news correspondents and trans mitted by cable and telegraph at still further cost seems preposterous, yet it is notorious that com peting news associations and parasitic newspapers in many cities have been regularly stealing the news from Associated Press papers and selling to others what does not belong to them. The defense of this reprehensible practice has usu ally been the old Boss Tweed defi, "Well, what are you going to do about it?" At last The Asso ciated Press seems to have reached the point where the courts of law recognize the property right in news and to be in position to do some thing to check, if not stop altogether, the con tinued systematic piracy of its reports. No one needs specially point out the pirate sheets offending in this respect, for in' each community everybody knows what newspapers day by day steal other papers' news. It is easy enough to tell by merely scanning the contents, even where the theft is disguised by hasty "re writers." The Associated Press has proven its superior value more than ever in the present world war and is proving it further every day, but this fact will only, bo fully appreciated as it succeeds in "protecting its service from 'being raided by the newspaper poachers who have so long been profiting off of stolen goods. No Impairing of State School Fund. Laudable as may seem its announced decision to invest $50,000 of the state school money in land bank bonds, the board charged with the con trol of this fund will do well to reconsider and rescind if the purchase has to be made at a premium and involves an impairment of this sacred trust fund. It is not a question whether the bonds are safely secured, or of what rate of interest they may bear, or whether the premium demanded is or is not excessive, i The permanent school moneys of Nebraska con stitute an endowment fund for the benefit of the public school children for all future time and it has been surrounded, or at least was supposed to be surrounded, with complete protection against its misappropriation or dissipation. For that reason it is incorporated in the fundamental law of the state that these funds "shall be deemed trust funds held by the state and the state shall supply all losses thereof that may in any manner accrue so that the same shall remain forever in violate and undiminished." It was in pursuance of this requirement that the legislature once made a special appropriation to reimburse the amount lost to the school fund in a failed bank, and when the warrant was embezzled made another appro priation to make it good. If this provision of the constitution means any thing, it means that, the school fund shall not be diminished to any amount or in any way or for any pretext or purpose good or bad that to use it to pay a bonus to buy a liond br other security, even for a praiseworthy object, is strictly pro hibited as a dangerous practice sure to lead to palpable abuses. Whitehall street, London, through which United States troops marched as multitudes cheered, is the nerve center of British power and dcmbcracy.( broad, clear highway stretching from Trafalgar square and merging into Parlia ment street at Parliament square, it houses the leaders of the government. Downing street, a narrow official lane, intersects Whitehall, cornered by modest primitive buildings, in which the min isterial offices have been located for generations. With the House of Parliament at one end and Trafalgar square at the other, Whitehall is a barometer of the national pulse in sunshine and storm. Credible reports from Stockholm show grow ing fear among German boosters lest the pro jected socialist peace conference get "beyond con trol. Too many delegates of uncertain leanings might endanger the program of the bosses, hence neutral delegates must content themselves with walking the corridors while business proceeds as planned. The importance attached to the gather ing emphasizes how eagerly the drowning central powers grasp at straws. Curbstone oratory is esteemed a useful safety valve, but the risk of tainting the atmosphere should be guarded against Besides, those, who think they have a message in their system ought to dignify it by hiring a hall. It's surely the irony of fate when foreign-born boys who volunteer to serve are shut out because not fully naturalized, while native-born boys who ask ejjemption from the draft have to go. - :.- .-, . ..... ... ..-. ..." ;i - : Horses for the Army By Frederic J. Haskin Washington. Aug. IS. Last spring the re cruiting officer in a small southern town was con fronted by a lank mountaineer mounted'on a lank brown mule. "I'm William Smith," announced the visitor, "and this here's my mule, William Jennings Bryan. We want to jine the army." The recruiting sergeant told William Smith that Uncle Sam would be glad to have him in the official family, but William Jennings Bryan would have to stay at home. On hearing which William Smith refused to "jine." Like the man who would not enter heaven without his dog, he refused to enter the army without his mule. He and the mule returned to their native highlands. Now this is to give notice to William Smith that if he will return to the recruiting station he will be enlisted and his mule along with him. If possible, his mule will get a warmer welcome than himself. Uncle Sam is short of mules. The new armies, including only the regulars at war strength, the National Guard at full strength, and the first million of drafted men, will require about 500,000 horses and mules. How and where to get these animals, of the right type and the right price, is one of the little problems that bring out gray hairs over military brows in the quarter master general's office. There is a rather widespread impression that motor transport has replaced the horse and the mule. The cavalry horse has not been ousted by the motorcycle, nor the artillery horse by the motor truck. Mechanical transport takes an in creasing share of the burden, true enough; if this were not the case, there would not be enough horses and mules available in the world to supply the armies of Europe. In considering the problem it must be remem bered that the allies have been buying horses in this country for three years. They have swept the market fairly clean of surplus stock, and some of them especially the British, who have a nice eye for a horse have taken mainly animals of the first quality. Up to a certain point this was all right. Our middle western farmers were glad to get rid of the surplus horses whose places were being taken by gasoline driven machines. But with our own immense, army to equip they may tell another story before peace comes. When the National Guard went to the border, horses and mules were needed for a force of 140,000 men. In order to get the necessary stock purchasing officers were authorized to make less stringent the physical requirements of the eligible mule, in somewhat the same fashion as the regular army physical requirements have been eased up since the declaration of war. The minimum height for a mule was reduced from fifteen hands to four teen and a half, for one thing. Further conces sions will probably be made in the face of the immense new demand. American army requirements for horses and mules are the strictest in the world. In one big Kansas horse market last year there were pur chasing commissions from France, England, Italy and the United States buying cavalry remounts. The horse dealers agreed unanimously that the American officers knew horses better than any of the others and were buying a better grade of stock. " ' To be accepted for the army a horse must weigh somewhere between 1,000 and 1,200 pounds. Here is one cause of the scarcity, for the breeding of these medium-weight horses is rap idly dying out. The modern farmer breeds heavy draught horses, which are the only ones for which there is much peace demand. The automobile has largely supplanted the lighter types. But the ponderous draught breeds are no use to the army. . Numerous plans have been suggested for gath ering the necessary horses, including a scheme which would involve a nation-wide horse and mule registration and a selective draft. This method is regarded as impractical. The plan that will probably be followed will be similar to that under which the allies have been buying their stock. The government will give out specifications and prices, and private horse dealers will go about the country buying up suitable animals. These will be brought to points designated by the gov ernment, where they will be inspected by an army purchasing board. ' The army today owns about 102,000 horses and mules. About half a million more are needed. Any farmer, breeder or dealer who can supply one Or more carloads is requested to communicate with the War department. A carload, consists of eighteen to twenty-five animals. Mares are not purchased except when they are unusually fine animals, and then only on special authority. After the government buys a lot of horses they are marked with the U. S. brand and shipped to a remount station, where they are "conditioned" for army service. The army maintains thirty-two of these stations, under the charge of expert offi cers. After a few days of treatment to bring the animals into perfect condition they are drilled for the particular branch of the service for which they are designed. The Army Chaplain -St. Louie Glohe-Democ rat- Very little about the army chaplain in this war has been written by correspondents, either at the front or behind it. Wherefore, one of them, who tells his own story, and is quoted by as cred ible a correspondent as John L. Baldcrston, is worth hearing for his cause. Mr. Baldcrston de scribes him as "a man about 30. an old county cricketer and a foot ball blue. If he were not young and in splendid trim he could never stand the racket at the front." But the story was told "on a rest billet some miles behind the lines," and the chaplain described the particular Sunday he was talking about as being a "normal Sunday." He had had two meetings at the front broken up by enemy shots. In attempting to conduct a third, at a field hospital, his Doxology was pronounced by German airmen bombing the place. His con clusion was that chaplains should not be held to be noncombatants. "So far as I am concerned," he said, "a noncombatant is one who gets eter nally shot at and is not allowed to shoot back." We quite concur in his view that an army chap lain insisting upon holding services at the front while a battle, is in progress should have the privilege of returning an enemy fire. The army chaplain can .meet dangers enough and suffer hardships enough without violating discipline. The fortitude, and often the heroism, of these men is proverbial, in all armies. A chaplain, to an army, is as a saving salt. Without the means of grace he offers fighting men would soon grow demoralized to the point of losing much of their efficiency. And the chaplain, so far from being a noncombatant, may be like Rev. Peter Trone, chaplain of Shelbys brigade, who, on a Sunday afternoon, nad been telling the troops that they should not forget that one of the greatest ene mies to fight was satan. While he was extorting them to this constant warfare, a sudden federal attack was made. "Come on. boys!" shouted the chaplain, leaping to his saddle. "We'll fight the Yankees today and the devil tomorrow " It is best to recognize the chaplains as combatants. They would make good ones. People and Events W'iT pensions pile up at a fierce (rate in Great Britain. The pension minister reports a roll of 750,000 men, women and children and the num ber of applications overwhelms a clerical working force of 0,50) women. A police raid on the "poker flats" on Sheri dan road, Chicago, netted a fine bunch of women sports and a few male steerers. The region is said to be a mecca for fashionable women gam blers, who frequently fatten "the kitty" at the rate of $20 an hour. John Barleycorn henceforth Ts a legal outcast in Utah. Weeks of grace allowed for the dis posal of stocks on hand have expired. Private "cadhes are permitted, as in Nebraska, as a taper-ing-off concession, but the juice as an article of commerce is ostracized. The parting of old friends brought on a spell of gloom. Proverb for the Day. It Is the truth that cuts. One Year Ago Today In the War. Austro-German offensive on the Zlota Lipa checked, by Russians. Brit ish smashed German lines over two mile stretch on Somme front In Omaha Thirty Years Ago. Mrs. Alfred Sorenson with her two little daughters, Blanche and Grace, narrowly escaped a serious accident while passing the new Byers building corner Fifteenth and Douglaa, by the falling of a nine foot pine board which struck Blanche, bruising her on the cheek, and tore Grace's dress. Ned Hanlon, the oarsman, is in the city on the way to San Francisco. Dur ing his brief stay, in the city he was if entertained and shown the sights by Messrs. J. R. Clarkson, P. H. Allen and O. H. Gordon. . A bolt of lightning struck the barn In the rear of the premises occupied by W. D. Sloan, Catherine and Mason streets, which caught Are. The flames were prevented from spreading to the Sloan residence by the devoted efforts of the neighbors who faced both fire and storm to form a bucket brigade. Many compliments are being paid Mrs. Cotton and Nathan Franko for the offertory solo and violin obligate at Trinity Cathedral. Reverend J. K. Reid, formerly pas tor of the Christian church in Gallatin, Mo., has bought a residence and lo cated himself and family in Walnut Hill, where he will -have charge of Cynthia Chapel. Mrs. J. S. Wolfe and daughter Min nie of Denver, are guests of Governor and Mrs. Saunders on Sherman ave nue. Miss Mary E.. Cosgrave was married to John Reed at the Holy Family church. Rev. R. A. Shaffel officiating. Miss Mary Shannon acted as brides maid while P. H. Cosgrave attended the bridegroom. This Day In History. 1803 Nathan Clifford, the first cabinet officer from Maine and the only representative the state ever had in the supreme court of the United States, born at Rumney, N. H. Died at Cornish, Me., July 25, 1881. 1812 John H. Means, governor of South Carolina 1850-52, born at Hampton, S. C. Mortally wounded at battle of Manassas, Aug. 28, 1862. 1830 Emperor Francis Joseph of Austria-Hungary born at Schonbrunn. Died there, November 21, 1916. 1866 Anhalt jined the North Ger man Confederation. . 1870 Battle of Gravelotte, in which the French under Marshal Bazaine met a crushing defeat at the hands of the Prussians. 1910 A bronze statue of Washing ton, presented by Virginia to France, was unveiled in Paris. 1914 Germans shelled and occupied Tirlemont. 1915 Berlin reported the capture of the fortress of Kovno by the Germans. 1916 House of representatives passed the Philippine bill, granting the island an increased measure of independence. Tho Day We Celebrate, C. J. Meitzen was born August 18, 1873. He is general manager of the Omaha Robe & Tanning company. Louis M. Rogers born at Kuparisy, Greece, August 18, 1883, has become one of Omaha's leading confectioners and florists. Lee McGreer was born in Illinois August 18, 1862. He is a prominent contractor and builder of Omaha. A. G. Buchanan was Born in Zanesville, Ohio, just sixty-three years ago today; He is in the live stock and commission business with his son right here in Omaha. Rev. Leonard Groh, pastor of St Marks Lutheran church, is celebrating his eighty-fourth birthday today. He came to Nebraska in 1891 having a pastorate first at Lincoln. Colonel Ernest Hinds, member of the general staff of the United States army, born in Alabama, fifty-three years ago today. Rear . Admiral Thomas S. Rodgers, United States navy, whose last assign ment made public was as commander .of a division of the Atlantic fleet, born in New Jersey, fifty-nine years ago to day. Jack Pickford, noted photoplay actor and brother of the famous Mary Pickford, born in Toronto, twenty-one years ago today. Dr. Lucy Langdon Wilson, principal of the Southern high school for girls in Philadelphia, born at St. Albans, Vt, fifty-two years ago today. Bishop Francis J. McConnell, of the Methodist Episcopal church, born at Trinway, Ohio, forty-six years ago to day. ' Geore (Buck) Weaver, infielder of the Chicago American league baseball team, born at Stowe, Pa., twenty-six years ago today. Timely Jottings and Reminders. Beacon fires will be kindled on the hills of New Hampshire tonight in wel come to the native sons and daughters returning for the annual celebration of Old Home Week. ' The annual convention of the Cath olic Young Men's National Union will have its formal opening in Philadel phia today and will continue in session until Tuesday. The marriage of Miss Yvette Gch hardt, described as a J 10,000,000 heiress of New York, and Baron Napoleon Gourgeaud,, a noted French sportsman, is announced to take place today in Paris. , . Boston will fill with visitors from all over the country today in anticipa tion of the opening of the Fifty-first National Encampment of the the Grand Army of the Republic and the annual .meetings of its numerous af filiated organizations. Many prominent Catholic prelates, priests and layman are expected in St. Louis today to attend the sixty-second annual convention of the Central Verein, the national organization cf German-American Catholics. The con vention will be formally opened Sun day morning with a pontifical mass in the cathedral, at which the celebrant will br Monsignor Bonzano, the Apo stolic delegate to the United States. Storyette of tho Day. As rats did much damage to his papers the Hindoo clerk in charge of the official documents in one of the more remote Indian towns obtained permission to keep , two cats, - the larger of them receiving rather bet ter rations. A few weeks later the head office at Delhi received this dis patch: "I have the honor to Inform you that the senior cat is absent without leave. What shall I do?" To this problem there was vouch safed no answer. . After waiting a few days the Hindoo sent off a proposal: "In re absentee cat. I propose to promote the junior cat and In the meantime to take into government 1 service a probationer cat on full ra tions." Pittsburgh Chronicle-Tele-; graph. , J-y4v m9 Proper Use of Name "Teuton." Omaha, Aug. 17. To the Editor of The Bee: The improper application of the word Teuton is teaching the people of this country, who are not aware of the facts, an error which it will be hard to correct. Many are led to believe that Teutons are Ger mans and Austrians. Our allies do not use the word Improperly as we do. Teutons are those people which we designate as Germans, English and Scandinavians. History should keep its hat on straight. In Edward A. Freeman's "General Sketch of His tory," the noted English historian at page 14 says: "The second Aryan swarm in west ern Europe, that which came after the Celts, is the one with whose history we are more concerned that with that of any other, for it is the branch of the Aryan family to which we our selves belong. These are the Teutons, the forefathers of the Germans and the English and of the Danes, Swedes and Norwegians in northern Europe. The Teutons do not appear in history till a much later time than the Celts and then We find them lying immedi ately to the east of the Celts, chiefly in the land which is now called Ger many. From this they spread them selves into many of the countries of Europe, but in most cases they got lost among the earlier Inhabitants, and learned like them to speak the lan guage of the Romans. The chief parts of Europe where Teutonic lan guages are now spoken are Germany, England and Scandinavia. "Of the first coming of the Teutons into Europe we can say nothing from written history any more than of the first coming of the Celts. But many of their chief settlements, And among them the settlements in Britain, hap pened so late that we know a good deal about them. The true name of the Teutons is Theodisc, or Dutch, from Theod, people, as one might say 'the people,' as opposed to foreign ers. The Germans still call them selves Deutschen in their own lan guage and not so long ago the word Dutch was still used in English in a sense at least as .wide as this." At page 108 the author further says, "We have seen that In the Island of Britain, of which the greater part became a Roman province in the time of Agricola, the Romans found a Cel tic people, the Britons. But in the north of the island and in the other great island of Ireland there was an other Celtic people, the Scotch or Irish. The Romans never even tried to conquer Ireland and they never even' conquered the whole of Britain. The northern part of what is now called Scotland always remained free. In the rest of the Island the Britons were conquered and the land became a Roman province. But in the fourth century the free Celts in the north ern part of the island began to pour into the Roman province and other enemies began to invade the land from the east by the sea. These last were no other than the forefathers of the English of today. No doubt men of many different old Dutch tribes Joined in these expeditions, but there were three tribes which stood out above the others. These were the Angles, the Saxons and the Jutes. The Celts, the Britons and Scots have always called Englishmen Saxons. As soon as the different Teutonic tribes in Britain be gan to join together into one people the name by which they called them selves was Angles, or English. Thus it was that the English people went from their old homes on the main land and won for themselves new homes in the Isle of Britain. They swept everything before them and the Britons were either killed or made slaves or took refuge in the western parts of the island. Thus it was that the English people settled in the land which thus became England, settling in quite another way from that in which the other Teutonic nations had settled in the other parts of the em pire. The tongue which we still speak, though like other tongues has gone through many changes, is still in its main substance the old Teutonic speech of our fathers." T. RUTH. MIDSUMMER MIRTH. "Concerning these animal fancies and fads, there is one which It ts very etrarjsre haa never come into popularity aa a pet by leapa and bounds." 'What animal Is that?" "The kangaroo." Baltimore American. "You must put your shoulder to the wheel." v 'I haven't been doing much else," an. wer'. Mr. Chugglns, reproachfully, "t haa to change all four of my Urea thla week." Washington Star. "Some say dancing Is hugging set to music." "There may be some truth in that. BtilU If it's hugging you want, you can do much better In the conservatory without muelc." Louisville Courier-Journal. Dasher Two-thirds of the world ntw are at war. fanning Tee: the thlng'n becoming al most as general aa a neighborhood row. Life. "Brown is certainly an optimist. He seee the bright side of the high cost of things." "Where is it, for goodness sake?" "He says It doesn't allow him to get enough money ahead to Invest In worthless stocks." Boston Transcript. Foote Lights I hear a college conferred the degree of B. A. on our leading man. Miss Sue Brette What does that mean? "Bad actor, 1 guess." Tonker'a Statesman. Vera Vampire The volcano acted up something awful last night. Bessie Brimstone Can you blame It T We threw a food speculator down the crater. Cartoons Magazine. "Old man Butts Is alwayB running down his son's school, and I believe it ts because the boy Is always at the foot of his class." "At the foot, is h? Then that is where the shoe pinches." Baltimore American. AN 0D2 TO THE CITY JAIL Oh Thou landmark of antiquity Oh monument of fame; Oh harbor of all equity V'e all praise thy name. Thou art getting weak and fragile Thy walls creak in wind or storm; Thou hast harbored many a criminal In thy cells so forlorn. In years gone by. Thou hast been used As a haven of refuge for crooks; But now. Thou dost only amuse The public by. thy looks. We should bid you fair adieu Thy walls, we should raze; To rebuild a structure new For all our future days. Here's hoping K.' Locomotive Auto Oil The Best Oil We Know 55c Per Gallon The U V. KJfcholas Oil Company GRAIN EXCHANGE BLTX. 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