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THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: AUGUST 12. 1917. 4 B The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNINO-EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER Br uni te fw. S&M too s.oo - .0 10 VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPAWT. PROPRIETOR. Entered at Omaha postoffiee as eeeond-class matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION By Carrier. iHHf and BorU....... P aoaib. Daily wiuVxK Supdu.. ............ " CKolot and Bunds?.... ermine without Sunday " ? J I.. alt I'M Bead settee ef eluuirs of address or ImfU-'uiy la dsUrary ta Omasa Km. Circulation rwpartawnL REMITTANCE IMt n draft, express or pwul ordr. Only J-ent ftmj usea raraieat of mill accounts. Persoasl. ekeck. excel oa Omit and uwn aichuife. not accepted. OFFICES. Owins-flie Ba BnHalaj. .'hic'-Ppl-l 0 Bulldlaa, eVaith Ornsr.a- & !uh St K.wi rt-sl fltts w. ,'ounell Bluffa-H Mtia Bu Bt- BiA,0"!? f.mcoto-Littls Bundles. W ashunton . M Hth St. K. W... ' CORRESPONDENCE address ennmunicitloni relating Xa aad aditorUI Bitter W onuba Bee, fcdltorial Peyaruwt JULY CIRCULATION 57,229 Daily Sunday, 51,153 enra drcaiatioo tor rf nmntb snoscrtbefl aad swots to M Dwtgtu "iiiiaan. Ctrculatloo Msaassr. scrlbere leaving tha city should have The Baa mailed ta team. Address changed aa often aa requests. Yes, boys, and we'll alt be here with the glad hand for the victorious homecoming. . Pie puts a punch in patriotism to prove its standing as a live American institution. A square deal in exemption cases is all the individual can expect or the nation desire. Peru's notice to the kaiser that it will have nothing more to do with him has Peruvian bark on it. What's in a name? A great deal! Bixschoote in Belgium is just now in the thick of the big shoot. To do his full patriotic duty every loyal citi zen of Omaha should be a recruit in the army of King Ak-Sar-Ben. Delaying the announcement of the makeup of the kaiser's revised cabinet suggests a scarcity of trained cuckoos. In all probability no more national tractor hows will be held, but the eternal verdict will be "the last, the best." Kansas City, with its street car traffic tied up by a striket has Omaha's sympathy. Having gone through that experience once, we want no repeat. At last days of peace and comfort radiate joy in freight rate-making circles. Cliff Thome shifts his hammer from the railroads to the coal producers. Altogether too many automobile accidents due to careless or reckless driving. Slow down in busy streets and observe the rules of the road scrupulously. The county attorney says that he is ready to go after violators of the ahti-cigaret law if he can show a price-boosting conspiracy. Now stop your jokingl ! ' , The second class of prospective officers will soon be in e the preparatory reucjiet. Oppor tunity beckons as never before for leaders of fighting men. i A , Suffrage sentinels at the White House talk fluently about self-government in general, but the practical demonstration of personal self-government is wanting. t For those who dislike Texas as a way station to the fighting front, the Canadian route remains wide open. Moreover, the Canadian recruiting office will show the way. Beef, bacon and white bread head the list of restricted foods' in Canada. Similar action is likely in the United States as a necessary means of sharing essential resources with the country's allies. ';, , The coal combine of Illinois recanted its defi ance and came down as gracefully as secrecy per mitted. The big truth at last hammered in is that the public welfare takes precedence of pri vate' greed.. . Well, after that story in the World-Herald about the Germans making glycerine from dead human bodies, we do not see how our lost pro German subscriber can continue to read even that hyphenated sheet. , Nearly a thousand Scandinavian ships have becu sunk by U-boats and mines and 500 scameu lost since the beginning of the war. For these ncar-to-tlie-war-zone countries neutrality is at- lost as costly as belligerency would be. Removal from office of members of a draft i'Oard charged with taking bribes sets a salutary example, but it is not punishment enough if the charges are true. That case in. New York should not stop with the mere removal. Co-operative Thrift The operations of savings and loan associa tions in the United States for thepast year afford an illuminating exhibit of co-operative thrift in full flower. Returns compiled by the United States league show remarkable expansion of bus iness from year to year and corresponding growth in the army of saving men and women, boys and girls. Twenty years ago the assets of all asso ciations hovered around $500,000,000. During the succeeding seven years the total remained an chored 'at that figure, while honest co-operative effort weathered the storm provoked by the wreckage and robbery of nation-wide associa tions. With these crooked concerns disposed of, legitimate local associations, having demon strated their fundamental strength, went forward by leaps and bounds in business and popular favor. Today the combined assets amount to $1,696,707,040, more than three times the aggre gate of a dozen years ago. In the same time the membership advanced from 1,512,000 to 3,568, 000 persons enrolled in 7,034 associations. Ag gregate receipts for 1916 reached the record sum of $1,061,913,000, handled at a cost of nine-tenths of 1 per cent. Nebraska associations hold high rank in this notable record of co-operation. 'Standing eighth in volume of resources, approximating $55,000, 000, and leading all states west of the Mississippi, their percentage of growth has been equaled by few 'states and surpassed by none. This is a rare and creditable showing, due to good management, strict supervision, straightforward mutuality and a record unmarrcd bv bankruptcy or loss. The Philosophy of Optimism. One of our foremost living leaders of modern thought reminds us in an address delivered some time ago that of all the religions of the world, and of aU the philosophies evolved Ly master minds, there is not one but is predicated upon the eventual -triumph of good over evil, and that despite all temptations no one has yet framed any scheme of education, politics or society upon the hypothesis that the influences making for wick edness in the world will finally conquer. The ex planation of this is, of course, man's optimism his conviction that his aims and purposes are right and that, regardless of setbacks or delays, in the end right will prevail. It will do us good to dwell upon this thought at this particular time, when all the inhabitants of the earth seem to be in a ferment and many people are beset with doubt and discouragement as to the future. There have been conflicts and catastrophes in manifold succession ever since the dawn df history, and even before it, yet, look ing backward, the historian has had no difficulty in finding them steps in human progress, or, at any rate, in no way stopping the course of progress. All of our most priceless boons of lib erty have been gained only through frightful bloodshed or destructive revolution, but are uni versally conceded to be well worth all and more than the cost. The same optimism that has animated man kind from "the beginning still guides the human heart, and from it springs the faith that out of all this turmoil will come a better day that the darkness of the battle will be followed by the dawn of peace and greater happiness that the forces of good will again, as always, vindicate and hold their superiority to the forces of evil. "Sammies'' Find a War Song. Just as might be expected, the "Sammies" did not wait for someone to come forth with an in spired anthem or battle chant for their uses. Word now conies from "Somewhere in France" that the men who went over with Pershing are digging their ditches, adjusting their gas masks and otherwise learning the gentle art of modern warfare with zest and nerve, buoyed up and en couraged by the simple strains of "Hail, Hail, the Gang's All Here." Just as" the army that went but at Kitchener's first call was in too much of a hurry and adopted "Tippera'ry," or, as our own in 1898 took up with "A Hot Time," so these ad vance agents of American manhood have found their need supplied by the rollicking chorus that requires only a good pair of lungs and makes no demand whatever on musical talent. It has a sentiment, too, that might impress a not too stolid German. It carries with it something of a promise. "The gang's all here" doesn't mean that all our available men are there, but it does mean that along the battle fronts, standing now shoulder to shoulder, may be noted men from all the great world democracies, sternly resolved to bring about that condition to establish which we entered the war, safety for free government. A Francis Scott Key or a Julia Ward Howe may yet appear, but the noisy chant that has made the rafters ring in many a convention, at count less gatherings of good fellows, comes from the crowd, and battle songs belong to the men. " Americans: Meek, or Self -Disciplined? Americans, despite surface turbulence, afford in general such an example of aggregated pa tience and ofttimes forbearance as must cause wonderment as to whether our national virtue is meekness or self-discipline. We put up with $o many things that might be expected to annoy or vex us as a whole that even cyir own philoso phers are puzzled at times to account for our behavior. The good-natured majority submits to impositions from the minority, and again the minority bears with at least a semblance of grace what seenis to be an unreasonable demand from the majority, and pests of one kind or another are eternally disturbing our equanimity or taxing our patience, but with all our wayward tenden cies, our vagrant notions andhazy ideas of in dividual responsibility, we somehow manage to weather trials that would produce revolutions else where. Somewhere there is a safety valve, through which the excess pressure escapes, and it may- tickle our vanity to think we are really self-disciplined, our pride subject to reasonable restraint and our will united to a common pur pose. If this be so, Americans are slowly learn ing one lesion that 'will lead to true greatness in time. The pressure of the war has much to do with our immediate willingness to accept con ditions that might otherwise be objected to, but through the war we will build tip a firmer and finer quality of national strength, because it will teach us self-control. One Splendid Industrial Achievement. Of" all the industries of our country none ap pears to have felt the quickening impulse of war conditions more deeply or to have responded more readily than the railroads. Regardless of the clamor against the increased wages and the unsatisfied requests for higher rates, the men who are responsible for the operation of the great systems have taken hold of an emergency situa tion in a way that will be the more admired and commended the longer it is studied. A short time ago Fairfax Harrison, who is chairman of the gen eral board, made report that passenger mileage had been reduced by more than 16,000,000 miles and with no hurt to the service. Now Mr. Harri son gives out a statement that is even more re markable. Freight movement shows an increase of a little more than 16 per cent and with the addition of scarcely any equipment. Just what this means may better be understood from the statement that the increase amounts to more than four billion ton-miles; that is, four billion tons moved one mile. This is a splendid test of the capacity of the roads and is also a most'impres sive reminder of the possibilities of careful and efficient co-operation. It has been accomplished by thjt roads under war pressure, it is true, but. it has been done so easily that it should be main tained without especial difficulty under the pres sure of business demands in time of peace. The railroads are solving their own problem. Leading cities in every state suffer like Omaha from unequal taxation. The tendency of rural politics everywhere is to shift the load on "the big fellow." The cities are responsible for the excess burden because the character and ability of their legislative representation rarely rises o the rural level. In contest for equality of tax ation mediocre leadership leaves "the big fellow" practically defenseless. As a means of promoting industrial peace the National Council of Defense might post in con spicuous places throughout the country auto graph copies of President Gompers' pledge against strikes during the war. Disarranged mail service doubtless accounts for numerous failures of the notice to arrive By Victor Rosewater' THE BOOKLET of Omaha reminiscences put out by my old friend, John T. Bell, contains a lot of interesting material relating to the early days and prominent actors in the upbuilding of Omaha. Mr. Bell used to be associated with The Bee, and I regret to have to make a correction in' his account of the establishment of this paper. He speaks of my father being a member of the legislature of 1871, where his course "did not suit the Omaha Republican people, which fact they made generally known." "On returning home," he continues, "Rose water bought a little theatrical sheet and in June of that year began the publication of The Bee. It has been said that one object he had in view was to repel attacks made upon him by the Re publican. Possibly that was not the case, but the fact remains that he at once began methods that must have matie the Republican owners quite uncomfortable at times. Certain it is the Republican died and The Bee still lives one of the leading newspapers of the west." Now the story of the founding of The Bee was written in detail by my father before he died, and it is a good deal better to stick to his version. He made no purchase of any theatrical sheet or of any other previously existing newspaper, but The Bee was started out by itself as a wholly new venture. True, the first numbers were about the size of a theater program and actually contained the current theater program of the day, and copies were given out free on the streets, and perhaps at the theater, but the theatrical part of it was a minor consideration, the main purpose being to champion and "put over" the law for consoli dating the school districts of Omaha', which was the main achievement of my father as a member of the legislature, but which the opposition had saddled 'with a referendum clause requiring a popular vote of approval before it should become effective. The Bee, therefore, was projected and issued as a temporary campaign publication for free distribution, and acomplislied its object by carrying the election in favor of the new school law. This achievement, together with the favor able reception accorded and assurance of patron age and support, led to the decision not to aban don publication as planned, but to continue it and secure a regular paid subscription list that would make it permanent. It was the rule of "the sur vival of the fittest" among newspapers that later decreed the extinction of the old Omaha Repub lican, as also of a Half dozen other Omaha news paper enterprises that flourished for brief periods m the Interval, while The Bee grew stronger and stronger in the community. Mr. Bell relates these two anecdotes about the founder of The Bee which, regardless whether strictly accurate or not, are character istic: "Mr. Rosewater did his writing with, soft pen cils only a few inches long. He had been a telegraph operator and was a fast writer, as well as a pungent writer. In the early period of The Bee's history it was his custom to col lect newspaper clippings for several depart ments he ran in his Saturday issues. On one occasion fee left W. E. Annin, an associate edi tor, in charge of the paper and when he re turned on Monday and was looking over the Saturday paper he was all stirred up on account of the character of the clippings Annin had used in these departments. He said they were rub bish and trash, but Annin explained that every last one of them had been taken from the paper collar box in which they had been stored by Mr. Rosewater." "James B. Haynes, for several years managing editor of The Bee, says that he was asked to look up short stories to run in the paper. Noth ing in this line clipped by him quite suited Mr. Rosewater and he said lie would attend to that matter himself. He found what struck him as being the right sort, read the opening para graph and sent it in to the composing room. It proved to be quite interesting and it also proved to be one which wound up with an advertise ment of Warner's Safe Cure in which style of advertising Warner was an expert." I had a delightful little visit last week with Lanmore C. Dcnisc, another Omaha boy who has been making an impress in his chosen field, that of a minister of the gospel, although he has now given up his pulpit and is engaged in the organ ization work for the Third Worlds Christian Citizenship Conference, to be held next year in Pittsburgh, where he is making his headquarters. He is a son of the late Dr. J. C. Denise, one of our early Omaha physicians. The Denise home was the big, spacious, frame, mansard-roofed res idence still standing on the high embankment at Nineteenth and Dodge. It has changed owners several times in recent years and was not long ago damaged by fire, and is about to be torn down. "I ran oyer and went through the old house n . .i!ngfrinS look at the old place," said iJcnisc. I he building was put up by my uncle, John K. Meredith, who came here as district attorney in territorial days, and I was struck with tlie substantial way in which it was constructed ana the unusual conveniences it must have had for that time. But the neighborhood I would hard y recognize, nearly everything that was "miliar in the surroundings having disappeared. I Hat part of Omaha is changing so fast that I know that when I' come back another time I will be unable to find even the present landmarks." 1'rom Mr. Denise I learned that his mother and the other members of the family are living at Summit, N J. There were six sisters in his mother s family, Mrs. Meredith, who is now 92 being the oldest, and they are all together in close proximity, their combined ages aggregating 518 years further testimony to the sturdiness of the stock of our pioneer families. People and Events Indiana, the "mother of vice presidents," plans to maintain its reputation. Already the forward looking natives -are grooming Governor James P. Goodrich for second place on the republican national ticket in 1920. "Vote under the cocoanut!" was the stirring slogan which led the dry hosts to victory in Porto Rico. A cocoanut showed the spot fori the dry mark. The wets chose the bottle for an emblem, but the milk in the cocoanut touched the right spot and carried the day. A fifty-fifty split on tobacco between the home consumer and the American soldiers in France is the unique "good fellow" movement launched by the Chicago Tribune. "Have one on me" is a patriotic and fitting tribute to the boys abroad. Heres hoping it will stick to the finish. Montana laws forbid carrying booze into In dian reservations "by boat, team, wagon or sled." A smuggler recently caught in the act showed that his conveyance was a motor car and therefore not unlawful. The court agreed with hiin and desig nated his vehicle as "a rare combination of lux ury, necessity and waste." Last winter the governor of Utah persuaded the legislature on pledges of a big dividend to ap propriate $25,000 for an investigation of suspicious deals- in state lands put over by former adminis trations. The probe has gone far enough to show that some of the choicest coal land in the state wa sold to knowing ones as grazing land at $1.50 an acre. Plans to make the present owners disgorge are under way. Profuse apologies and promises of "never again" saved Carl F. Dingier of St. Louis from being tagged as an alien enemy. Dingier edits the official organ of a Masonic lodge whose mem bership is largely German. In a recent issue ap peared a crude, insulting burlesque on the national anthem. It was a rib-tickler built on the Schrick lich plan, but the humor of the publication fled when , a government agent blew into the sanc tum. Mr. Dingier emerged from the inter view considerably wiser and deeply repentant. I TODAY I Proverb for the Day. Harder the storm, the sooner over. One Year Ago Today In the War. Austro-Germans reported to be in full retreat toward Lemberg-. Germans made determined assaults against the British north of Pozieres. French continued vigorous attacks on third German line north of the Somme. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago. The following have left for Spirit Lake: Mr. and Mrs. E. S. Dundy, jr., Mr. and Mrs. William Redick. Miss Luna Dundy, Miss Gertrude Clark. Mr. Gordon Clark, Colonel Sharp and his sisters, the Misses Sharp and Dr. Wil cox. The second of the series of moon light parties of the ("Jolly Trio." was held at Hanscom park. The members of the trio are Messrs. B. X. Harris, A. Lewis and M. J. Harris. Warren Swltzler and family have returned from Mlnnetonka. Miss Lou Erlon of South Omaha has left for a visit to friends at Lewis, la. It is stated upon authority which cannot be questioned that Clement C. Chase will in a few months lead to the altar a most charming girl. Misses Florence and Josephine French gave a delightful dancing party at their residence In Central park. The music was furnished by the Fifth Infantry band and the following were present: Misses Carrie and Mamie McLain. Jessie Le Clair, Addie ITurl burt, Lizzie Lawton, Sue and Mollie King, Mollie Knowles and Messrs. George Day. Ostrom, Searle, Fisher. Craig, Woodburn and Sherman. This Day In History. 1774 Robert- Southey, the poet laureate of England, who had a scheme to come to America and found a colony, born. Died March 21, 1843. 1817 First of two duels fought at St. Louis between Thomas H. Benton and Charles Lucas. 1851 Filibustering expedition from United States landed In Cuba. 1882 Lord Salisbury resigned the British premiership and was succeeded by Mr. Gladstone. 1898 The peace protocol between the United States and Spain. 1899 M. Paul Deroulede and others were arrested on charges of plotting against the Frenrh republic. 1908 King Edward VIL visited the Emperor of Austria at Tsehl. 1914 John P. Holland,, pioneer sub marine inventor, died at Newark, N. J. Born in Ireland in 1842. 1915 Russians stopped desperate assaults by the Austro-Germans north of Chelm. 1916 War Department Issued or ders for the Immediate movement of the National Gnard troops toward the Mexican border. Tli Day We Celebrate. Otto Liekert, one of Omaha's guard ians of the law, is Just 49 years of age today. Former Grand Duke of Alexis, who was heir to the imperial throne of Russia before the late revolution, born thirteen years ago today. Julius Rosenwald, chairman of the committee on. supplies of the National Council of Defense, born at Spring field, 111., fifty-five years ago today. Dr. AValter A. Jessup, the new presi dent, of the University of Iowa, born at Richmond, Ind., forty years ago today. Ma.lor-General Sir Francis Lloyd. British army officer in command of the London District, born sixty-four years ago today. Dr. Benjamin T. Marshall, who has been chosen president of the Connecti cut College for Women, born in Bos ton, forty-five years ago toduy. Christy Mathewson, manager of the Cincinnati National league baseball team, born at Factoryville, Pa., thirty seven years ago today. Storjctte of the Day. "I don't seem to be able to say the right thing to women," a bashful young man confided to us the other day. "and that's why I don't shine in society. I'll tell you an instance of it. Not long' ago I met a woman I hadn't seen for years, and I could see that she was trying to keep younjr. So I thought I'd say a graceful thing to her. " 'You carry your age remarkably well.' said I. "Well, the moment I said it I could see that I was in the wrong. She was looking chilly and getting red, so I said: . " 'Don't mind my little jokes I never mean what I say. As a matter of fact, you don't carry your age a bit well." "And then she killed me with a haughty look and sailed away with out saying goodby. Seems to me I should have put it rather differently, don't you think?" Seattle Times. OF INTEREST TO WOMEN. The German empress has a mania for collecting cookery recipes. Japanese railways now employ women as cashiers, bookkeepers and ticket sellers. A hobby of the queen of Denmark is to collect the eye-glasses of celebrated men. Queen Marie of Roumanla has a collec tion of scent bottles valued at many thou sands of dollars. One and a quarter million of women are stated to be engaged in men's places on the British railways. Miss Katherine Magneson of Berkeley, Cal., is one of the few women members of the American Society of Chemists. The women of British East Africa have organised a league to encourage the study of legislation and the expression of women's views. In Holland it is the custom for an un married woman to walk on the right of her escort, while a married one takes her husband's left arm. Katherine Leckie, who has made a high reputation as a journalist. Is said to have been the first woman to take out naturali sation papers in this country. Mrs. Josephus Daniels, wife of the secre tary of the navy, is a sister of Ensign Worth Bagley, the first officer of the line killed in the Spanish-American war. Mrs. Ella Hoover Thacher, for more than twenty, years superintendent of the Women's Christian Temperance union work among soldiers and sailors, has visited every mili tary and naval fort of the United States and practically every battleship. Mary C. C. Bradford, the new president of the National Education association, is a descendant of tha Carrolls of Carrolton, sign ers of tha Declaration of Independence and the Constitution of the United States. Few women of wealth have given so much of their time and money to active per sonal work and study in behalf of tbe poor, and especially for the betterment of the condition of women and children, as Mrs. Mina C. Van Winkle of Newark. N. J., for seven years president of the New Jersey Women's Political union, investigator of cranberry bog employment for the Consum ers' league and chairman of infant welfare work In her city for five years AROUND THE CITIES. Inroads of draft among the young men of San Francisco has doubled the number of women workers in the grocery stores of the city. Sioua City did not add much to solar heat during July, only $1,418 worth of property being burned op. Insurance companies made good all but 110 of the loss. The garbage pail is not as fat as it used to be and ia losing weight everywhere. In Boston the Jane haul fell away 530 tons a remarkable showing of kitchen economy. The jitney problem lingers in Minneapolis. Evidently the business is extensive and troublesome, inasmuch as a council com mittee is conducting an investigation of the traffic and seeking light for regulation. Four trunks and a suitcase full of thirst quenchers checked to the arid belt of Idaho fell among the dry Philistines of Salt Lake and thence to the jail cellar. In all 826 pint jags and sixteen bottles of beer of un known ownership got switched on the way. New York's city budget for 1918 is tak ing shape and promises the usual annual increase. Estimates from sixty of the city departments call for $3,000,060 more than last year. Cutting the municipal garment according to the cloth is not a fixed habit in New York or elsewhere. City dads of Portland, Ore., archelping to win the war by promoting the growth of pork. Bars against raising hogs within the city limits have been removed on condition that the owners give the hogs a daily bath. The concession implies an inspector's job, which makes for another brand of "bacon." San Francisco and Boston bakers are put ting on the market bread loaves composed of varying proportions of wheat flour, corn meal and rye flour. The loaves are cheaper than whole wheat bread and contain a greater quantity of nutriment per pound. Both cities report unexpected popularity for the combination loaves. Topeka s scbool managers are giving overtime thought to the question whether a war bride automatically loses her job. Under present rules marriage of a woman teacher ends her connection with the pay roll. Some of the board take, the view that war brides acquire a different status, in that marriage to a soldier does not provide "other means of support" on which the rule is based. This is the patriotic view and seems likely to prevail. Disappearances of girls and women in Greater New York make a large number in a year, but the number lost to relatives is small. During the first five months of the year 833 disappearances were reported to the police. . Of this number 790 or 93 per cent were located and sent home. Many more cases were withdrawn from the police. Two-thirds of all were between 13 and 30 years of age years when the desire for ad venture is strongest. SIDELIGHTS ON THE BIG WAR. Italy's war expenditures now average $2,500,000,000 a month. Germany is replacing silver and nickel money with zinc coins. One hundred thousand women arc new cm ployed in the munition factories in Italy. The Scots Greys hava captured more flags in warfare than any other. British rogiment. The British army veterinary service now has a strength of over 25,000 officers and men. Among the allies the lowest-paid soldiers are those of Russia, who receive only 1 cent s day. Sir Artbur Conan Doyle, the creator of "Sherlock Holm?3," is writing a popular his tory of the war. The British postolJSce maintains 500 branch offices in France for the convenience of the soldiers. Recent auction sales of boots east off by the British soldiers have realized more than $100,000 for the government To economize leather and other material the city employes of Munich have been or dered to wear sandals without socks. Three hundred newsboys of New York City have enlisted in different branches of the military service since the beginning of the warv In a single week the Navy department at Washington has received as many as 2,000 letters, each offering a solution of the sub marine menace. . ' . About 12 per cent of the total number of Victoria "crosses granted are received by members of the medical profession serving in the British army. One American concern has supplied the allies oa the western front with 8S.000 miles of barbed wire. The wire in not the ordi nary kind, but a special military type, very heavy and strong and painted the grim olive drab of war. Included in the Russian army is a division called the Corps de Chasseurs, of which little is known outside the service. They are picked men, chosen for various reasons, and include not only the men of best education, but also the best runners, sharpshooters, fencers, swimmers, climbers, sappers, fishers and huntsmen. As pioneers they build bridges across ' the broadest and fastest rivers of Russia. As hunters and fishermen they provide the army with game and fish. They are under a strict and special disci pline, but they are not obliged to march in line, are free from barrack service and are excused sentinel duty. ' HERE AND THERE. Blue-eyed men are said to make the best rifle shots. Russia is twenty' times larger than France and Germany put together. One pound of cork is amply sufficient to support a man of ordinary size in the water. The court records show that the greatest number of divorces take place between the fifth and tenth year of married life. Scientists state that the little toe is grad ually becoming smaller and smaller, and its final disappearance is only a matter of time. The ex-czar of Russia, before his deposi tion, possessed a single estate equal in ex tent to about three times the entire area of England. The aim of the authorities of the British museum is to hava a copy of every book published. There are in that vast library 7,125,000 books. The Russians are the most remarkable of all linguists. They will learn Chinese in six months and will acquire English with ease in a few weeks. SMILING LINES. "So this Is the watch you are giving your fiance for his birthday? I don't fancy ..a murh eturrnvlnz on 1L dear. 1n stead of "Grace Osborn to Henry I.ewi?' why didn t you simpiy nave inc inmaia put on?" "t wanted to, dear, but 'O O to H I," seemed sort of rude and profane." Bostoa Transcript. She How long will they be raw re. cruits? H Until the veterans finish roasting them: Puck Women have all the best of it." "What now?" "It ia considered chic for a girl to be married in her mother's wedding gown. Hut how a man would be hooted if ha showed up In his father's old Prince Al bert coat." Louisville Courier-Journal. "The young man our rich neighbor's daughter Is going to marry Ja a very prom ising young man, they say." "I know he is. Ho has promised to pay me the money he owes ma when he gets hold of hers." Baltimore American. In the old days a man used to get a wife by tapping her over the head with a club." The girl nodded. "These young man that keep calling ana never come to the point," said she, "make me feel that women would be justified In p.duptlng those tactics now." Louisville Courier-Journal. ptAR MR. KABtBrHJE, 1 HrVJBIr HEAW rCM M MMBE HETrimkS IT IS HIS f'.&MC UIU AilUCal fMllalA atlh AW "ISmma's lialr used to be brown and noit it is srolden. Why did she change?" ' Yuu Bee, her mother wanted her to b a blonde, so IJmma felt sli must obey a mother's dyeing request." Baltimore American. Is he honest? 1 think he must be. I haven't heard him bragging about It. Detroit Fro Press. "We must do something about blind tigers." "I say so. too," declared Innocent Mrs. Squab. "Those unfortunate animals should have the services of a good veterinarian at once." Louisville Courier-Journal. "Do you believe a wife is justified In tak ing money from her husband's pocket?" "Certainly, If he Is carelens enough to leave any there." Baltimore American. A pistol shot sounded in the boarding house. "What's that?" cried the atarlled boarders. "That report," replied the reiiely landlady, "is probably only a roomer." Baltimore American. A RED CROSS CALL. Yes, war Is wrong, we all .igree. Its hate and carnage smirch the soul: For all our leisure we must pay Demands our toil and lives for toll. It takea eur husband and our sons. Our brothers and our sweethearts true; tt takes our money and our guns, Our worktlme. and our playtime, too Come, sisters, we have had our day. 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