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THE BEE: OMAHA, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 8, 117. s - 3 f II j f I H ! 3 i s I I I ! i ! i I The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNINGKEVENINO SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY, PROPRIETOR. Entered at Omaha pottoflce a eeond-clase matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION Br Carrier. Br Mill Jalty and Honda; par moolh. 65e eer jtu. $6.04 Daily without Buata 4'w 4.04 Kventng and Bun da " a - I'Xl Erentna; without Sunday " 40 Sunday Bt only " c " 1 00 Head aotie of efaann of address or Irregularity to deltrert to Omaha Be. Circulation Depart man L REMITTANCE Am It ay draft. eiprwn or postal order. On! I-eent at ant in taken la parawat of nit II aerounta. I'araooal check, azotpt on Omaha and aaatera exchanaa, not accepted. OFFICES. (Vnau Ttt Be Bulldlrtt. Oiicaio Petrle! M Butldlna, South Omaha S7 8. J4th St. New Vort 2H fifth Ate. CwuxsU Bluffs-14 K Mala Su Bt. Louis New B'k. H ' Commwoa (.loooieLitUe BuiWIne, Waihinttoo 725 14th St N. W... CORRESPONDENCE address eomiimnlcatlont relatinf to oewa and editorial Batter la Omaha Bee. Editorial Department JULY CIRCULATION " 57,229 Daily Sunday, 51,153 Areraee circulation for the month eu Been bod and sworn to B Owlth. Willlaau. Circulation Macaw. Subscribers leaving the city should hava Tba Baa mailed U them. Addreaa changed aa often aa raeruaated. The International Down-and-Out club also does a brisk war business. Cabinets come and cabinets go, but Woodrow's present bunch defies the laws of necessity ( and grim custom. It is announced that drafted men may vote in the coming fall elections. Nebraska has no fall election this yearl Rain may be bad for tractor demonstrations, but it is good for the corn and thus, indirectly, for the tractor, too. So long as Missouri and Oklahoma supply cal oric for congress Washington is secure as the metropolis of the hot air belt. According to Omaha experience, it is easy to . "slip over" a tax levy, but not so easv to escape the "holler" when the tax bills are due. Adjournment of congress by September 1 is predicted presumably subject to change without notice, just like predictions of the war's ending. Now we are to have an "Air Route" to Ger many. Must be the successor of the old "Cannon Ball Route" we used to read about in the advertisements. This labor unrest is not confined to Omaha, but is more or less manifest in every large city in the country. It is hardly to be expected that industrial peace will accompany world war. In one respect at least the participation of China in the war is desirable. It should deter mine how far the stifling gases of Teutonic war fare surpasses the odorous, pots of the ancient empire. 1 Argentina bristles tip to the central powers with characteristic vocal vim. With the "big brother" actively in the fight on the same side, the courage of the scrappy republic rivals its discretion. Herr Zimmermann follows Von Bethnuim Hollweg to the back bennies of German politics. The exposure of his absurd intrigue, with Mexico made his continuance in the foreign office little short of a joke. Cardinal Gibbons defines the true spirit of the times in these terse words: "Be Americans al ways. Remember that you owe all to America, and be prepared, if your country demands it, to give all in return." , The 3-cent fare squeeze in Nebraska steadily exhibits the qualities of a boomerang. Fctty hold ups in one direction promotes losses in Mother. Business friendship built up by square dealing is too valuable an asset to be shattered by legal grabs. ' , With all Nebraska Guards mustered in, the people of the state might pause a moment and expand with pride a collective chest. A splendid beginning has been made, and the results are cer tain to reflect honor on the patriotic spirit of the people. The new grading projects for Dodge street and St. Mary's avenue have one other out standing feature. If the work goes through, it will mean employment for graders for many moons to come, bringing lots down to the curb line elevation. The silver statue of Catherine II. proved too great a temptation for the professional thieves of Petrograd. Besides keeping their hand in, the kidnapers doubtless concluded, since royalty is no longer popular, to reduce the ancient dame to a melting mood. - , While checking waste don't overlook the waste of needlessly duplicated delivery of goods from store and shop. Sending the delivery wagon out on two trips where one would easily suffice is sheer waste and the blame here attaches not half so much to the merchant as to the customer's unreasonable insistence. Moral Neutrality1' -Boa ton Transcript- Had the president supplanted Mr. Dcnman with Mr. Hurley as chairman of the board and authorized the gmcral to build as many ships as possible as rapidly as possible, he would have ended the. danger of debate and hastened the building of ships'. Friction may easily continue, however, for the reason that under the executive order the shipping board still retains control of the general manager of the fleet corporation, and Kear Admiral Lapps can do nothing without its approval. While we hold him in the highest re spect and are well aware of his great abilities in certain directions, the fact that the president has conscripted him for this task, knowing that he is in poor health and already overburdened and broken by hard work, makes it necessary to Offer the admiral sympathy rather than felicitations, and adds, as we believe, to the blame attaching to the president for his course in the premises. Under the Roosevelt administration General Goethals was confronted with somewhat similar difficulties at Panama. There the canal commis sion was charged under the law 'with construc tion. President Roosevelt promptly appreciated the need of one-man control and vested absolute authority in General Goethals. Had this action not been taken there quarrels would have multiplied and we might still be building the canal. By backing up the best man at Panama, President Roosevelt assumed the responsibility which Presi dent Wilson has evaded at Washington. The one nr,iifl.Mf' M.fax4 aI-. it - , . piv.iuvin maiiijcoicir mat inorai courage tor I which the other has vainly tried ro suastitute ' "moral neutrality." "Let the People Rule." Copies of the Congressional Record now at hand disclose details of the debate and proceed ings in the senate on the national prohibition amendment. Submission of this amendment for ratification by the states was finally ordered (sub ject to similar action by the house) by a vote of 65 to 20, one of the twenty being our own demo cratic United States senator from Nebraska, who answered "No," notwithstanding the fact that the very same election that returned him to the sen ate last fall by a plurality of 11,723 also carried the state "dry" by a majority of 29,442. In his speech on the subject Senator Jones of Washington enumerated twenty-five states now in the "dry" column and of the senators representing these states only two Senator Hitchcock of Ne braska and Senator Hardwick of Georgia are re corded among the "Noes." Fearing possible njis understanding of his position, Senator Hardwick presented this explanation: "I am unable to support this proposition on principle and I think it my duty to state briefly the reasons why I cannot do so. In the first place, three years ago when I submitted my candidacy for the senate to the people of Geor gia I stated emphatically and positively that I could not and would not support such an amendment. I was elected to the senate with that declaration on my lips, probably not be cause of it, possibly in spite of it. I consider that I am bound, in honor, to vote in the sen ate as I stated to the people I would vote if elected to the senate. I cannot subscribe to the monstrous doctrine that pledges in politics are not just as binding on honorable men as pledges in business or in any of the personal relations of life. I do not so regard it. Having taken a position in opposition to this amend ment while seeking election, I am bound to stand by it after election, unless I had honestly changed my mind on the merits of the question and could frankly avow it, giving the reasons for my change of opinion.. I have not done so. I am opposed to this amendment now for the same reasons precisely that I was opposed to it when I was a candidate for the senate." Another explanation offered by Senator P.om erene of Ohio to justify his vote "No" set forth that Ohio had rejected state-wide prohibition three times in four years and continued: "In my judgment I must either ignore what seems to be the advice of my people as evi denced by the results of the elections I have just referred to, by voting in favor of it, or I must vote in favor of what I believe is the judgment of the people of my state, by voting against this amendment." Quite a few other senators, likewise, took pains to put into the record, for justification of their votes for or against submitting national prohibition, the votes of their respective constituencies for or against state-wide prohibition as proof of their responsiveness to the wishes of the people at home. Despite careful search, no explanation offered by Senator Hitchcock is to be found in the Rec ord. Through all this three days' discussion he, for once, was as dumb as an oyster, except when answering to the roll call. President, Peace and the Country. Senator James Hamilton Lewis from Illinois, whose remarkable performance in the senate as tonished the country a few days ago, has just returned from a conference with the president, bringing the information that the executive does not share with the democratic whip of the senate the view that the time is ripe to discuss peace terms. Quite on the contrary, Mr, Wilson as sured the senator of his total lack of faith in the sincerity of Germany's peace feelers. 'No one has better reason to look askance at any proffer from Germany than our president. German equiv ocation with this country has been very thor oughly established by events before and since we went into the war! Nor is it possible to see an acceptable peace on any basis so far tentatively suggested as acceptable to the German war party. Peace talk now heard at home emanates from thoughtless folks or from pro-German sources. These latter are zealously at work striving to weaken American determination, to chill Ameri can enthusiasm and to defeat American spirit by dividing the American people. Prattle about this being a rich man's war, about the wishes of the people not having been consulted, is indulged in by these insidious foes at home, seeking thereby to discourage the willing and strengthen the un willing in their resistance. Tapers formerly open in their sympathy with the German cause now print columns calculated to confuse and bewilder their readers and covertly suggest what they dare not openly avow. Men are willing others should fight that they may reap the rewards in safety and these find inspiration in examples of men placed in high position who boast of their patriotism, but show a lack of it. The time is very near when all men will have to fly their true colors. No American citizen is in this war merely for the sake of war itself or because he wants to be in it, but because our na tion as such was confronted by the stern neces sity of defending its rights and tlie lives and prop erty of its citizens. With such a stake every man will eventually be put squarely on record, either for or against America, and no dodging. Michaelis and His Assistants. The selection of cabinet officers by the new German imperial chancellor, so far, as they are known in America, justifies the criticism already passed on them by some Berlin papers. The names are new, but they come from the same old crowd, and represent ho new ideas in govern ment or as to the relations of the empire with the world. Not manyTtf them have been extensively heard from outside of their own country, the new secretary for foreign affairs being the Only one to have attained anything like prominence. His services as minister to Constantinople mark him as well qualified to carry out orders. The gen eral character of the selections is such as to give emphasis to the opinion already expressed that Michaelis is but a stop-gap chancellor. Specula tion as to the likelihood of a change in German policy will all turn on possible peace terms. An abandonment of views hitherto expressed and a more concrete and definite statement of what will be accepted must be had before any action is pos sible. The strained efforts to read into Dr. Mi chaelis' inaugural address an invitation to the United States to discuss peace is unwarranted, as anyone must be convinced by the subsequent ap pointment of a cabinet that is looked upon even in Germany as bureaucratic and reactionary. Tublic authorities should not play favorites among the milk dealers. The object of inspec tion is to insure clean, wholesome milk up to rea sonable standards. The dealer who. tries hon estly to live up to requirements should not be harrassed, but the dealer who tries to evade them by trickery has nothing coming to him. There is no good reason why the milk business in a city like Omaha should not be conducted on the same fair and square basis as any other legiti mite business that rarely, if ever, figures in the rolice court. War Fakes-and Others By Fred rk J. Haskin New York, Aug. 4. When you are tempted to part with a dime or a quarter to some unknown solicitor of alms for Belgian babies, or wounded French soldiers, or tubercular Hindoos, or to the alleged representative of some day nursery or rrbme for the aged, or to some deaf mute, one armed chap, wounded soldier, or blind man hesitatel The chances are about seven to one that you are contributing to the support of some clever fake who has a bank account, wears good clothes in the evening and despises you for an easy mark. Especially since the war began the fake solicitors of alms and professional beggars have multiplied. The police instituted a campaign against them last winter and the mendicancy squad was disbanded in March because the evil seemed to have been almost stopped. But now "flop ping" is on the increase again and the police will probably take the field against the fakes and beg gars as soon as the weather cools. The war is one of the richest appeals to public sympathy that the professional fakes and beggars have hit upon in a long time. Anything connected with the war attracts prompt attention. Not long ago a man with his arm heavily bandaged was ob served by a policeman regaling a large crowd down on Fourteenth street with tales of his ex periences in the Russian army, where he had been wounded. Of course his spiel ended with an appeal for alms, which brought a generous re sponse. The policeman recognized the wounded Russian as an erstwhile deaf mute and arrested him. The crowd set up a howl of protest and tried to induce the officer to release the man. but he was taken to the police station, where about forty feet of bandage was removed from his arm, revealing the fact that it was as good as ever. The police roundup of fakes and mendicants brought to light several very interesting facts. By far the greater part of the beggars of all kinds are professionals. Most of them are poor enough, but not a few have bank accounts and some of them accumulate small fortunes. They are organ ized to a certain extent, and have recognized leaders who direct their efforts. Strangely enough some of them seem to follow begging for a love of the business rather than because they need the money. The person who is actually compelled to beg by unfortunate circumstances seems to be really rare in New York. This is shown by the fact that 99 per cent of the persons arrested for mendicancy were convicted. Practically all of these were pro fessional beggars and most of them fakes. One pathetic old man was discovered begging to save himself and his son from starvation, was cared for and turned over to a charity. One man of edu cation, who had been a professor of theology, was found begging in a subway, and startled the police by spouting Latin quotations at tnem. An artist of ability, 39 years old, was found solicit ing alms as the sequel to a prolonged spree. These were the exceptions. Nearly all of the rest were professionals. One Richard Welsh, 45 years old, and prematurely gray, so that he was very suc cessful in the part of a decrepit old man, was said to be the recognized leader of all the beggars in New York and to direct their efforts, even when in jail. The actual extent of his decrepitude may be gauged from the fact that he beat off two po licemen with his walking stick the last time he was arrested, and did not surrender until rein forcements came up. He is said to have a consid erable amount of money of his own and to be married to a wealthy woman. Proverb for the Day. If wishes were horses beggars might ride. One Year Ago Today in the War. London reported gains for the Brit ish at Gulllemont. Turks forced Russian evacuation of Bitlis and Much. Russians smashed Teuton line in Gallcla, taking many towns. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago Today. Charlps Ogden has returned from a tour around the lakes and through the northwest, where he has been courting cooling breezes and hobnobbing with leading democrats. A double team attached to one of the Singer company's wagons ran away and on turning the corner of Sixteenth and Douglas they collided with several vehicles, causing an en tanglement of buggies, drays, wagons, horses, mules, etc. There were several narrow escapes from personal Injuries, especially the old lady who was res cued from a perilous portion by an able-bodied man and seated on the sidewalk before she knew anything of the excitement. Constable C. Westley o Council Bluffs was in the city looking for the following witnesses of the late wreck on Lake Manawa: D. C. Bradford, Fred Fuller, Pat Quigley, Charles Alt horn and Ike Meyer. Edmund Lane, one of the oldest em ployes of the Union Pacific road, died at his residence, 820 South Eighteenth. Articles of incorporation were filed of the Home Investment company, E. S. Rowley, Elmer C. Finney and Charles K. Collins being the incorpo rators. Max Goldenrath, assistant treasurer of the Chicago opera house, is spend ing a few days In Omaha as the guest of George Mahler. J. II. Patterson and family, who re side on Georgia avenue, have Just re turned from an extended trip to Port land, Me. The average beggar, like the average every thing else, just barely make9 a living, but the tal ented ones do a great deal better. Thus Joseph Vono, arrested for mendicancy and having no other occupation, was found to have bank accounts to taling $12,000, an apartment on West Fifth aver nue, a dress suit, a phonograph and some dia monds. The prosperous "flopper" nearly always has a few diamonds. They are a conveniently portable form in which to ke:p wealth. Signaro Quarino of New York supported a wife and eight children in Italy by begginpr and had enough, left over to own several good diamonds. A woman who was taken up by the police for mendicancy had $45 on her person at the time and was able to show that her son was a success ful physician. She was one of those for whom begging seems to have a fascination. Another suc cessful beggar told the- police that he. had taken in $40 in one morning's work and showed the $40 to prove it. Most of the beggars are men, but there are some women and a few children. One of the most ingenious boy beggars on the police records was Johnnie Fitzgerald, who used in his highly orig inal method his small blue-eyed and cherubic looking brother. The rest of the properties nec essary for the act were a small iron savings bank and two pennies. Witness then Johnnie and his small brother, walking along until they catch the eye of some sympathetic-looking woman. At this point, John nie gives the small brother a vicious shove, spilling both him and his pennies. Johnnie gathers up the coin and disappears down an alley, vhile the sympathetic woman dries little brother's tears and gives him a dime or maybe a quarter to replace' the lost pennies. Putting Economy to Proof -New York World.' Dr. Michaelis as Prussian food commissioner reached the conclusion that "the food supply of the German people appears to be secured for the future," and his reasons for thinking so are sent to The World since his elecation to the chancel lorship of the empire. This is the sort of report from official Germany which has alternated regularly for the past two years with reports of brutal starvation from the English blockade. It may be true or false, but on the basis of a known underfeeding for the poorer masses of the German people it may be true. There are fewer mouths to feed in Germany and the number is growing fewer right along. The birth-rate has been declining heavily; the death-rate and lost in prisoners and exodus of people to neighboring neutrals have been greatly increasing ever since the war began. Germany's population, from these causes, is falling by over a million a year and is by no means offset in the feeding by prisoners taken. Yet even then the food situation is so desperately topsy-turvy that we have from the chancellor himself to the Reichstag the fact that "hundreds of thousands" of city children have been sent to the country. Since Dr. Michaelis wrote this food repot t the United States embargo against Germany as gone into effect. Perhaps that "terrible fact," as Herr Erzberger of the Reichstag called it, entered into his calculations. But in any event the chancel lor has given us all the more reason for making that embargo effective to the last ounce of Amer ican food likely to avail the enemy through adja cent neutrals. Let Germany be put to the utter most proof of its own boasted self-sufficiency. People and Events Following the announcement of nine indict ments by a grand jury and a bill of impeach ment against him in the legislature, the governor of Texas announces his candidacy for a third term. It is hard to keep a man like that down. In the naval circles of Washington the recent deathskof six retired rear admirals are look ! upon in part as one of the results of the declaration of war by the United States against Germany. While it is true that all these men passed to the great beyond after they had retired to inactive life, nevertheless the mere fact that they could not re join the United States in the great warfare over seas may have had more to do Fx hastening their deaths than people outside their family circles may dream. All the admirals were on the retired list. They were: Stephen Bleeker Luce, John Henry Upshur, William II. Emory, Bartlett Jef ferson Cromwell, Conway 11. Arnold and William P.Potter, , This Day In History. 1607 First settlers landed in Maine, coming from Plymouth, England. 1776 Lieutenant John Paul Jones received a captain's commission in the navy. 1778 Daniel Boone successfully de fended his fort in Kentucky against the Indians. 1812 Commodore John Rodgers, a noted federal naval commander in the civil war, born in Harford county, Maryland. Died in Washington, D. C, May B, 18S2. 1817 George V. Lothrop, United States minister to Russia 1885-88 and long a democratic leader in Michigan, born at Easton, Mass. Died in De troit In 1897. 1829 The "Stourbridge Lion." the first locomotive) run in the United States, was tried at Honesdale, Pa. 1867 A small body of federal sol diers raided and destroyed the office of the "Constitutional Eagle," a news paper published at Camden, Ark. 1887 Alexander W. Doniphan, dis tinguished Mexican war soldier, for whom the National Guard camp at Fort Sill has been named, died at Richmond, Mo. Born in Mason counts-, Kentucky, July 9, 1808. 1914 Bombardment of Libau by the Germans. 1915 British took 1,200 yards of German trenches at Hooge. 1916 United States senate passed the child labor bill. The Day We Celebrate. Dr. Paul H. Ellis, physician and sur goen, is 41 years old today. He was born in Beatrice and graduated from Creighton Medical college. Carr Axford of Lake Lawn, Lake street, landed in Omaha fifty years ago. It was his birthday and he was then 30 years young. He went to the Union Pacific shops and got a Job as cabinet maker and worked there over forty years. He is now a pensioner of the company. John B. Watkins is Just 56 today. Illinois claims him as a native son, but his chosen abiding place Is South Side, Omaha, where he is manager of the lumber firm of J. B. Watkins & Co. Lester Heyn is 33 today. He was born right here in Omaha and hero he has stayed right on the job until he has become one of Omaha's leading photographers. S. E. Mathson, manager of the Booth Fisheries company, has a birthday to day his forty-eighth. He was born in Sweden. . F. R. Vierling is 36 today. Chicago Is his birthplace and he is assistant manager of Paxton-Vlerling iron works. Lieutenant General Nelson A. Miles, U, S. A., retired, former commanding general of the army, born at West minster, Mass., seventy-eight years ago today. Dr. Henry F. Osborn, one of the foremost American authorities on pa leontology, born at Fairfield, Conn., sixty years ago today. . Dr. George F. Bovard, president of the University of South California, born at Alpha, Ind., sixty-one years ago today. Henry W. Miller, vice president of the Southern Railway company, born at Raleigh, N. C, forty-nine years ago today. Dr. Ernest Albee, professor of phil osophy at Cornell university, born at Langdon, N. H., fifty-two years ago today. Timely Jottings ami Reminders.. The Irish convention is scheduled to resume its sessions today In Dublin. The Doane family of America holds Its biennial reunion today at Nan tucket, Mass. The annual convention of the Cath olic Total Abstinence Union of Amer ica begins its sessions today at Scran ton. Ta. The American Co-operative associa tion, said to be in close affiliation with the Farmers' Nonpartisan league, which has become a. political power in North Dakota and neighboring states, is to establish headqunrters in St. Paul today as a first step in the promotion of a system of co-operative stores in the northwest. HERE AND THERE. The flrt marble aoda fountain ever used waa erected In a drug atore in Lowell, Mass., In 1869. Of all the mounted aoldiera in the world the Cossacks of Ruatia are. perhaps, the most famous. Sixty thousand dollars is the average cost of the big runs of the British navy, with their mechanism. A project has been revived to bring Will lam Penn'a body from its resting place in England to an Imposing mausoleum to be erected near Philadelphia. The first really authentic account of a man being raised in the air was in Paris, Oct. 15, 1783. when Pilatre de Rosier was lifted eighty feet into the air by a balloon made by Stephen and Joseph Montgolfiar, to whom belong the honor of having built the first successful, man-carrying, lighter- than air vehicle. uses Our Conscience. Mr. Rosevelts been advisin' 'bout our conscience great and small; says Just put it in your pocket, 'cause 'tain't much 'count at all. But I'm 'fraid 'twill be unhandy when our Fa ther calls the roll, 'cause our con science, my dear brother, is the guard een of our soul, and we'd better Its sen to it. 'cause .God's sure a-goin' to call, and His son, our friend and brother, said kill not at all. Superior, Neb. EVA NANCE. CHEERY CHAFF. "I'm In hard luck." "Why?" "I told Belle she was the first fir! J ever loved and she said she couldn't waste her time training amateurs." Baltimore American. "A fool and his money are aoon parte my son." "Who got yours away from you, dadt"- Detroit Free PreBs. Farmer's View of Potato Question. Hancock. la., Aug. 7. To the Edi tor of The Bee: I see that spuds (po tatoes) have gone up again. Well, I don't doubt it, for the World-Herald quotes them at 6 cents a pound. I suppose they are kept at that price by commission men or the Herald does it free gratis. Of course, the demo crats have to keep prices up, for they are using lots of money for army of ficers and to keep up the extra offices they are creating, but they see to it that the small farmers or the farmers in general pay the most of it. Your paper says that potatoes have gone up again and it Is unexplainable, unless due to the fact that the farmer is not putting any on the market. When they are put on the market you Just watch and see the price tumble like oats have since they have commenced to thresh, about one-third, and they would go lower if they could get the price of corn down. I know something about thi spud business. I raised 1,200 bushels a few years back and at the best they were only worth two-thirds of a cent a pound (40 cents a bushel) until spring, and then the merchants and grocery men had gotten the bulk of the crop and the price went riRht up. Now to show you how small some of these merchants are, they wanted a few spuds for their trade. They asked my price, which was 75 cents. .This was before digging time and they were a mile out. The merchant said he would take one bushel, but I told him 1 would not get him less than five bushels, and the deal was off for the present, until after they had tried to get a bushel or two from some of the other farmers, when they came back to me and took the five bushels at 75 cents. I don't try to raise any more potatoes than I will use in my own family and if I happen to have more than I can use and cannot find some reasonable party to sell them to I will give them to my four-legged hogs. The consumer is somewhat to blame for these high prices. They will come to us and try to buy produce and if they can't buy for less than half what they would have to pay at the store they will go back to the store and then holler about high prices. it seems to me this administration is working right into the hands of the coal barons and all these big corpo rations. They seem to think all we need is something to keep our bellies full. I would like to know if we have an army officer in our army that has been tested beyond a little skirmish and some marching. I don't think they have a Phil Sheridan in the whole army if they have they are holding him back as they did during the civil war until Lincoln put Grant, Sherman and Sheridan at the head but the ad ministration says that would not be fashionable now. b. R. W. 'There must be an awful lot of dropped 'h's' lying around in London." "Not bo very many. You see, it's thl way, A bus driver may drop & couple at 'Igh 'Ola born, but he picks up one when ho comet to Hoxford street." Boston Transcript. M WSi IS qROVJlM A BEARb- SHOULD X OP ntrZ EMWEMOft? eemviyie. QWtT UP F.FTB34 CDftt HE'S TO3BABLVASrrW5bTo ASK YOU FoR Y! "I once knew a man who went hungry in order to buy fW for his horse." "I can understand his sentiments. Many'a the time I have cut down on meat and po tatoes In order to buy gasoline. "Washing ton Star. Stella I wish I know where I could steal some money in a law-abiding way! Bess Pear nu-I What do nu want with so much moncy.as ail that? Life. "I timed him, Ter Honor, an' he was go In' 2ft miles an hour." "Look here, officer. If my car wasn't go ing faster than that, you may lave it for junk. Browning's Magazine. "Where did you gt that stuff, kid?" "I was teachod It." "Teached It? Who learned you to talk that way?" Kansas City Journal. what we deem is GOING TO WAR. Farewell to homo and loved ones We're going off to war. . We'll Join In the fray for the U. S. A. And the flaa we so urinro We're going to fight for v rlKht. For all we hold so dear; , We'll keep our flag afloat And ave'll get the kaiser's goat For we're the boys who have no fear. CHORUS: Then lets pack our traps and get on To join the FrenVh and Briton, amid the cannon's roar. For we want liberty and a land that is free From bloodshed and from war So goodby to mothers, sweethearts and brothers We'll return when the war is oe'r. y We'll take your blessings with us. 'Twill help to win the fight. Our visions of you and the red while and blue Will give us strength and might Then let us make haste for we've no time to waste They're calling across the sea. . We will shoulder our guns To the tuno of fife and drums And march on to victory 1 MISS C. ADAMS. SVllD-SUr.11V.ER SALE You've been wanting a fine diamond and a dependable watch to wear on your vaca tion, and perhaps you would like to make a handsome present to friend or loved one. 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