THE BEE: OMAHA, MONDAY, JULY 30, 1917. I I 5 BRINGING UP FATHER DID "YOU mx oodnev the maid is VfHOTS THE MATTER- Did HUM-I K OUT VTH ME BROKE ONE OF THESE SUPPOSE VOO OT THEht AT YOOf LOD$ r st HAVE A WANT TO Or JARKEL WITH THE PQUCEHAN? V " Vl V.Urt HOT! - 3 4 Copyright. 1I1T, International News Sarrica. I I -t IV I J TU1T I TV rJ w- . I If I A el I 1 b 1C3 I IV. 1 wl'l Drawn for The Bee by George McManus v.. . v ROURKES DROP TWO GAMES TO WICHITA Omaha Bunch Loses by One Ban in First and in Second Is Buried Under Score of 16 to 7. Wichita, Kas., July 2-(Special Telegram.) Wichita won a double header from Omaha today by score 4 to 3, and 16 to 7. The first game as a senswational pitcher's battle be tter) Lyons and O'Toole with the honors about even. Bad support by Omaha coupled ith a home run by Yaryan with the bases full in the imn gave the second game to the Izzies. Nve'g rinuhl find Kfnfyta U Coonel and Krug scored one for Om- ana in tne third of the first game. , Singles by' Shaw, J. Thompson and Nye with J. Thompson's steal scored two in the seventh. Coy's homer cored for Wichita in fourth. A double and single scored one in the seventh. A single and two doubles scored two in the eighth. The second game was a slugging match with the Rourkes having the edge, but their blows were scattered more and error, less support gave Clemens the big edge in runs scored. Miller doubled and scored on Shaw'a bunt by a daring piece of base running. Singles by Krug and Miller and Shaw's sacrifice fly count ed one in the third; J. ".Thompson's double and C Thompson's single cored one in the sixth. Miller singled in the seventh. Shaw was hit Yardley doubled and took third on Brottem's out and scored on J. Thompson's sacrifice fly. Yardley's double and Nye's triple scored one in the ninth. Two singles, a walk and Sacrifice with Shaw'a hio-h th first scored three runs for Wichita in the second. Two walks, a sacrifice and a double steal scored one in the fourth. Three singles, two walks, followed by Yaryan's homer, scored six in the fifth. With runners on second and third and two out, C. Thompson threw wild to first on a slow hit. two runs scoring in the sixth. , A walk and two singles were mixed with a couple of errors in the seventh for four runs. Sioux Haye Two Easy Wins From Denver Bear? t Denver, Colo., July 29. Heavy hit ting and loose fielding marked both of today's games, which Sioux City won easily. The visitors combined three singles, a double and single and triple with errors in the ninth, in ning of the first game for six runs, nullifying Denver's lead. Score, first game: 8IOCX CITT. iB u n i w. DENVER. ' AB.H.0.A.E. 4 I 1 4.1 flllmore.ll 111 nn.v.. -Holjy.lb 4 4 S SMtlls.lb Rader.a Silt OButch'r.lf Wataon.rf S 1 4 S OMC'tek.rf Millar.ib 4 S T 1 OHarli'l.ss Conlljr.cf 4 S I 0 08hetak,o Mor,lb 4 1 S t JHtw'rt,Jb Croabr.e t t 1 Wuffll.lb Rosa.p a I I I OManeer.p Qrover 1 a a O'Hartman Oil 1 IIS e ToUIa. .18 11 17 U I Totli..!JHSTU 4 Batted for Rom In ninth. Ra for Mccormick In ninth. Sioux City... ft OfttltlC t I 0 0 10 110 104 Saerlfica hlti - MUH. Sacrifice fly: Croaby. Stolen ban: Hartiell. Two-baaa hiu: Onkei. Botcher,. Connolly, Stewart. Croebr. Three-ban hit: Butcher., Double play: Hartiell to Stewart to Mil!. Baaea on ball: Off Maneer, 1. Horn run: Radar. tSrnck out: By Ron t; by Uanaer, I. Ift on baaea: Sioux City, Si Denver, I. Hlta and earned rune: Off Roe. 11 and 4 In eight Inntnia; off Botherland, I and none In on lnnlnc; off Uanaer, IS and 4 In nine Innings. Hit by pitcher: Wuffll, Oakea (by Roes), Paaaed ball: Croaby. Tim of game: 1:47. Umpire: Shannon. fkor, eecond game: BIOL'X CITT, DENVER. AB.H.O.A.E. AB.H.O.A.E. Olimore.ir I 1 1 0 tOaket.cf 4 110 4 . Holly.lb 4 10 1 Mllla.lb 4 0 1 0 0 1 lBut er.Sb 111 10 0 OM'Cor'k.rf 10 1 110 OHart'n.lf 111 14 0 OBarth'y.e 10 4 8 10 Oate'art.aa 111 Rader, aal Wataon.rt 4 afuller.lb S Con'oly.cf 4 Morae.Jb I Croeby.o I Orover.p I I 1 a 110 0 0 Wuffll.lb 111 1 0 1 OCaln.p 0 0 4 Pnftl n 0 0 Totala..llll S lX-S-atak 1 0 0 Total.. II T 11 II I Batted for Cain In third. Sioux City 1 11114 I I Denver 0 0 0 1 1 9 4 3 Two-baae hit: Holy. Thr-baa hit: Croaby, Qllmor. Stewart Baa on ball: Off Rook. I. Struck out: Cain, 1; by Orover. I; by Rook, I. Hit and earned run: Off Cain, t; and 1 In three Inning; off Rook, and 4 in four Inning ; off Orover, T and I In vea Inning. Left on baaea: Sioux City, 4: Denver, I. Home run: Mueller. Butcher, Gllmore. Wild pitch. Rook. Time, 1:36. Umpire: Shan non. Paper Mills Stake Feature Of Grand Circuit at Kalamazoo Kalamazoo. Mich., July 29. The feature of the four-day meeting of Grand Circuit races at Kalamazoo, which will begin Tuesday, will be the $10,000 paper mills stake, to be held Wednesday. The fifteen events of the four-day meeting have an aggregate value of $27,000 and 250 trotters and pacers are quartered here to contest for the purses. , There is little danger of any inter ference with pool selling here, as was the case in Detroit ' I Cause of Despondency.' Despondency is often caused by in digestion and constipation, and quick ly disappears when Chamberlain's Tablets are taken. These tablets strengthen ' the digestion and move the bowels. Advertisement. Such a Headache Flrtt ftun! WICHITA. AB. B. H. O. 1 10 1 S t I 1 0 0 A. 8 1 0 4 0 1 8 S 0 0 1 Reuther, rt.... Koeatner, ID....... Berger, w .4 S Cor, rt 4 ftoodwln, Sh. ......... .3 MoBrtde, If.... S David. 8b S fobbln, a..... 8 Lron. p. ............ .1 Yarran ....1 Joat 0 Clrmoni, p..., .0 Total IS 4 1 87 is i Batted for I.yon In eighth, Ban for Yaryan In eighth. OMAHA. AB. B. H. O. A. E, Coonoy, lb... 4 O11O0 Krog. S 0 18 8 0 Miller. If ....4 0 11 O 0 Khaw, lb 8 11110 0 Yardley, rf 8 0 0 8 0 0 Brottem, a ...,4 0 0 4 0 0 J. Thompson, ef 8 1 1 1 O 0 Nye. 8b 8 18 0 5 O'Toole. p. 8 0 0 1 4 0 Total t 7 14 11 0 Omaha. 0 0 1 0 0 0 8 0 08 Wlchlto 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 8 4 Left on baet Wichita. Si Omaha, 8, Sacrifice hit i Berger, McBrlde, Yardley, Reuther. Two-baae nltei ye, coy, Z) Yaryan. Home run l Coy. Stolen baaea 1 ThompaoB. lilt and earned rnnai Lyon and 8 In eight Inning) off O'Toole, 7 and 4 In eight Inning) Clrmona none and none flrat Inning. Double play a I navu to Goodwin to Koeatner. Struck ontl By Lyone, 4 O'Toole, 4 demon, 1, Baaea on ballet O'Toole, 8; Lyon, 8. Umpire! Daley. Time liSO. Score, aecond game! WICHITA. AB. B. H. O. O. B. Reuther, ef S 8 8 8 O 0 Merger, a 4 8 8 4 8 0 Koeatner, lb.. 4 O 1 7 8 0 Coy, rf 4 110 0 0 Ooodwln, lb 4 8 8 S 8 0 McBrlde, If.......... 1 8 0 8 0 0 Davie, Sb 5 1 8 8 8 0 Yarran, e..... 8 8 10 0 0 Clemona, p 4 10 0 10 Total . 88 it 18 87 10 0 OMAHA. 1 4 AB. B. H. 0 O. K. Cooney, Ib-Sb .... h 0 Krog, 5 1 Miller, If............ a Khaw. lb 8 1 Yardley, rf 5 8 Brottem, e. .......... 4 0 i. Thompaon, cf-rf.t. 8 1 Nye, Sb-itb 4 0 C. Thompaon, p. 6 0 Total Omaha , , Wichita . .89 1 15 84 IS 10100180 17 0801S840 10 Left on feaaeat Wichita, if Omaha, 10. Sacrifice hlta: Shaw, Nye, McBrlde, Koeat ner. Two-baae hlta) Miller, Yardley (S), i. Thompaon, Berger. Three-baa hit! Nye, Home runt Yaryan. Stolen baaea: Davla, Ooodwln, Yaryan. Hlta and earned rnnat Off demon, 15 and 1 In nine Inning ) off Thompaon. 18 and S In eight Inning. Double play! Krug to Cooney to Shaw. Struck out: By demon, 0: by Thompaon, 8. Baaea on baUa! Off Thompaon, 7 off Clemona, 1. Hit by pitched ball! By Clemona, J. Thompaon, Shaw by C. Thompaon, McBrlde, Umpire I Daley. Tim I 8:10. Tennessee Rats Take Game From Brandeis Viviens' stunts proved too much for the Brandies boys at Rouke Park yes terday and they went down to defeat by the score of 4 to 1 before the Ten nessee Rats. The colored boys played great ball and deserved to win. Potach started for the locals but lasted but four frames. Seven hits good for four runs being made off his offering. Olson releived him in the fifth and stopped the scoring but it was too late. Four hits were all the locals could get off Viviens who was in grand form. RATS BRANDIES AB.H.O.A.E. AB.H.O.A.E. Ooortall.aa I ODygert.cf 0 I 0 1 1 I Jack'n.cf 4 ORoben.lb OMo'Q'h, OLawler.lb 0 8tone.lt ONvl'ky.Ib ILyck.o OHaien.rf 1 Potach, p Llttle.Jb John'n.lb Vlven,p Hlcka.lf FleWa.Jb Wilaon.o Ande'n.rf Total, 111 I 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1U11T lOlaon.p Total. 11 41710 Brandiea 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 01 at 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 04 Two baa hit: Stone, Ooodall, Wllaon, Andaraon. Threa baa hit: Johnaon. Struck out: by Fotach I; by Vivien I; by Olaon I. Baaea on balla: by Olaon 1: by Potach 1; by Vivien 1. Double play: Ooodall to John on: Lyck to Novltaky to Lawler. Hit by pitched ball: Potach (Johnaon:) by Vivian (Lawler.) Umpire: Oondllng. Arrangements Complete For Sioux Falls Club Shoot , Sioux Falls, S. D., July 29. (Spe cial.; Arrangements Have been com pleted for the tenth annual registered shooting tournament, to be held in this city on August 16 and 17'under the auspices of the Sioux Falls Gun club. Trophies and $225 in cash will be distributed among the shooters who make the highest marks. The tournament will be open to all amateurs of the country and the shooting will commence each morn ing at 9 o'clock. , A loving cup will be given to the woman making the highest score for the state champion ship on th two days' program Shooters in this contest must be resi dents of South Dakota. Western Union Players Beat the Beddeos Twiqe In a double-header played on Sun day the Western Union boys cleaned up on the Beddeos twice in succes sion to the tune of 9 to 8 and 8 to 2. Score, first game: Weetera Union lllllll it E ""V 8 0 0 1 1 1 41 S I Batterlaa: Weatern Union. Nelaon and "wart; Beddeoe, Donahue and Roealter. Struckout: By Nelaon. 10: by Donahue. T. Hit by pitched ball: By Nelaon, 1. Base on ball: Off Nelaon. 1; off Donahue, 1. I Scored second ram: R H K Weatern Unlon.......l 1 1 0 8 0 0 S t Beddeos 0 0 4 0 4 0 t 8 4 1 Batterlee: Western Union, Tibke and Rwarts; Beddeos, E. Cogan and McCague. Horn run: Hamilton (Western Union) Struck out: By Cogan.' II; by Tlbke, 11 Base an ball; Off Cogan, I. BANTAMWEIGHT CHAMPION MEETS MILLIONAIRE HEAVYWEIGHT "Kid" Williams, the 116-pound bantam champion, meeting the 600-pound C. Emery Titman, the mil lionaire champion sporting man of Philadelphia. , . , , I s i i f i ! A 5 'Ai ' ' 7 js ,"r , av t r Ji- v .v ft ' s T v i , aAi .j C.E. TITKAK KIDl PHILLIES SHUT OUT CINCINNATI REDS Oeschger Beats Schneider in Pitching Battle and Phila delphia Wins From ) Cincinnati, Cincinnati, O., July 29. Oescheer had the better of Schneider in one of the best pitching duels seen on the localt park this season, Philadelphia winning, 1 to 0. The run was made when Stock singled and Cravath dou bled. Score: PHILADELPHIA CINCINNATI AB.H.O.A.B. AB.H.O.A.E. Paskt.'cf 4 110 0Oroh,3b 10 1 0 11 Ban'ft, 0 0 1 1 1 I 012 1 4 0 1 Ml 11 IKopf.a 0 Roush.rf OChaao.lb OOrlfh.rf ONeale.lf Stock. lb 0 4 0 110 0 0 4 0 Crat'h.rf Ludr'i.lb Whit'd.lf Ever,2b , Adama.o Qeioh'r.p 0 0 OMcKe'e.Ib I OClarke, 1 OWIngo.o 4 0 4 0 0 7 1 0 0 0 0 Soh'rier.p I 11 4 IT 14 IThorpe," 1 Totals, Total. 24 SIT 11 1 Batted for McKechnl in ninth. Batted for Bchneldor In ninth. Phllldelphta ,,.0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 01, Cincinnati ....0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 00. Two baae hit: Cravath. Stolen baaea: Whltted. Double play: Bancroft to Ever to Luderous. Baae on ball: off Oeschger I. Struck out: by Oeschger ij Schneldor a. umpires: Kigier ana Hart. Braves Bunch Hlta and Win. St. Louis, July 29. Boston bunched hits off Goodwin in the first and sixth Innlnga loaay ana won trom Bt. Louis, a to 1. A single by Betsel, Kelly's error, an out and Hornaby sacrifice fly gave St Loul lta oniy run. score: BOSTON. ST. LOUIS. AB.H.O.A.E. AB.H.O.A.E U'vtlla.aa 4 0 14 lUmg.rf 4 0 0 0 0 Powell.cf 4 0 1 0 03etsel.lt 4 14 0 0 Rehg.rf 4 114 OMUler.ib 4 0 110 Kelly.lf 4 110 ll'nsby.aa 118 10 i'tchy.lb 4 112 0 OTrulae.cf 4 0 0 0 0 Smith.Sb 4 111 0"lette.lb 1 1 11 0 0 t'llng,2b SSI! 0Balrd,3b 31641 rg'aaer.o 1110 Ofnyder.c 114 10 Neb,p 10 18 Oidwln.p 10 0 1 0 'Qonxale 1 0 0 0 0 Totals. .32 7 1710 li'tman.p 0 0 0 1 0 Totals. .10 4 27 111 Beaton 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 03 St. Louis...... 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 -uaiiea xor uooawtn in eighth. Two-base hit: Faulette. Thrae-base hit: Rehg. Stolen bases: Rehg, Kelly. Tra- geaaer. Double plays: Maranvllle to Konetchy, Maranvllle to Rawllngs . to Konetehy. Bases on balls: Off Nehf, 1;' off Ooodwln, 1. Hits: Off Ooodwln. 7 In eight innings, struck out: By Nehf. 1; by Ooodwln, 4. Umpires: Qulgley and Byron. Giants Trim Cuba. Chicago.' July 29. Chlcaso outhlt Naw Tork today, but the locals were unable to make their hit count and the visitor won th flnsl game of the series, 4 to S. Score: NEW YORK. CHICAGO. AB.H.O.A.E. AB.H.O.A.E. Burna.lf 110 OWolter.rf I 0 1 1 0 14 1 2'Dllh'fer 1 0 0 0 0 110 OFIack.rf 110 0 0 lit OH'drix.lf 0 0 0 0 0 Hersog.lb Kauff.cf Zrman.Jb F-tcher.ss 114 2Mnnn.lf.rf S I I 0 1 K'b't'n.rf Holke.lb 0 2 0 ODoyle.Ib S 1 1 S 0 011 1 0Merkle.lb S 0 It 0 0 0 2 4 OWMU'a.ct S 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 OZelder.lb t I 1 I 0 Rartdfn.o Benton, p And'aon.p 1 Sallee.p I 0 4 1 vWVan.ea 4 8 111 0 0 0 OWtlson.o 4 0 10 0 , Vaughn,p 10 0 10 Totals. .34 SIT 20 4Csrter.p 110 2 0 Elliott 114 0 0 P'd raat.p 0 0 0 0 0 Deal r 0 0 0 0 Douglaa.p 0 0 0 0 0 TotaIs..411S27 1l"l Batted for Carter In sixth. Batted for Wolter in sixth. Batted for Prenderaraat In alshth New Tork 1 0 a o l a o ft Chicago 4 0 0 0 1 0 0 8 04 Two-base hits: Burns. Zimmerman. Fletcher (2). Mann. Home run: William. Saorlflce hit: Kauf. Double play: Rarlden to Fletcher to Holke. Left on baaea: New Tork, t; Chicago, 10. First baa on errors: Chicago, 4; New Tork, 1. Bases on balla: Off Vaughn. 1. Hits and earned runs: Off Vaughn, I hits, 4 runs In two and one-third Innings; off Benton, 11 hits, 4 run In seven innings; off Carter, I bits, 1 run la tor 1 1 s u aiiiavsaaaBatiw i)i1.aiiaiiiinn,nm.ay m - "yumijnmitwiwwa l , 0 iV. t, 1 I v ' ' A?" fit fl ' - - yd i U x IS "WJVV1AWS and two-third innings; off Anderson, I hit, 1 run In one Inning; off Prendergaat, no hit, no run In two Innings; off Salle, no hits, no run In one Inning; off Doug la, no hits, no run In one Inning. Struck out:- By Vaughn, 2; by Carter, 2; by Prendergait, 2; by Benton, 1; by Douglas, 2. Time: 2:13. Umpires: Harrison, Bransfleld aad O'Day. SENATORS VICTORS IN SLUGGING MATCH Twelve of Twenty-Three Hits Rung Up Go for Extra Bases, With Indians Receiving ' Short End. Cleveland, O., July 29. Cleveland didn't have a chance against Wash ington here this afternoon and lost, 9 to 5.' It was a slugging match, twelve of the twenty-three hits being for extra bases. Walter Johnson pitched a good game and helped the scoring along by hitting out three doubles. Graney made a home run. Score: WASHINGTON ' CLEVELAND AB.H.O.A.E. AB.H.O.A.E. Judge.lb 4 4 7 1 0Oraney.lt 4 14 0 0 Foater.lb Sill OChap'n.sa 41141 Mllan.cf S 1 4 0 OSp'ker.cf S I I 0 0 Rlce.rt 4 18 1 ORoth.rf 4 110 0 McB'de.aa lilt OHarrls.lb 11810 Shanks.ss 110 0 1 Turner, 2b 4 0 11 Leon'd.Sb 8 0 0 1 0Kvana,3b 4 18 1 Men'ky.lf t 8 1 0 OBilllnga.o 1114 Alnaw'h.o 1 0 4 0 OLamb.lb 0 0 0 0 John'n.p Sill OCoumbe.p 1001 uouid.p 10 0 0 Totals. 11112710 1 O'Neill, 10 0 0 Smith. 1 0 0 0 0 Deb'y"f 1 0 0 0 0 Totals. IS 10 17 IS Batted for Coumba In fifth. (Batted for Billings In ninth. (Batted for Gould In ninth. Washington ..8 000S010 11 Cleveland ....0 0 0 0 1 0 0 I 25. Two base hits: Johnson I, Judge, Speaker, Roth. Rice. Three base hits: Judge, Foa ter. Evan. Chapman. Horn run: Oraney. Stolen base: Rice, Speaker, Judge, uraney I, Chapman. Double plays: Leonard to Judge to McBrlde. Bases on balls: off Coumba 4; Johnson I; Gould I. Hits: off Lambeth 8 In one-third Inning; off Ooumbe 4 in 4 two-thirds Innings. Struck out: by Johnson t; Coumbe 1; Gould 1. Umpires: Owen and McCormtck. Sport Calendar Today Golf Opening of Cincinnati elty cham ptonablp tournament. Tennis Pacific Northwest patriotic tourna ment open at Taooma. Kansas atate pa triotic tournament opens at Independence. Weatern Mlchlran patriotic tournament opens at Grand Kaplds. Rhode Island state patrtotle tournament open at rrovldence. Boting Johnny Griffiths Kkalnst Spike Kelly, ten rounds, at w York. Jack Dillon against Harry Greb, ten rounds, at Pitts burgh. Battling Labn agalnat Dutch Brandt, ten rounds at Brooklyn. Tommy Gibbons against Knockout Brown, twelve rounds, at Youngatown. Infant Develops Smallpox - Soon After Its Birth Denison, la.. July 28. (Special Telegram.) Twin boys, making nine boys in the family, were born to Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Malloy of this city. One of the babes immediately de veloped signs of smallpox and the famliy has been quarantined. It is left to medical science to tell how the babe became thus effected. See our line of A-B pas ranges. P. C DeVol Hardware Co., 504 Broad way, Co. Bluffs, la. Bee Want Ads produce results. , SANDLOT FANS HIT FEVERMT MARK Close Races in Practically All of Local Amateur Leagues Keep Enthusiasm at High Pitch. By FRANK QUIGLEY Although the draft bumped every domicile in these United States, nev ertheless it captured position two as far as local excitement is concerned among the ardent devotees of amateur baseball, because the turmoil of the combatants seeking the highest hon ors of the various classes has inoc ulated a baseball fever that no ther mometer can register and said fever will continue to exist until all the championship games are safely packed in the refrigerator of history. Last Sunday the Krajiceks made their final appearance for the, season of 1917 on the municipal lots, for George Clark, supervisor of the muny umps, has barred them. During their debate with the Stags the Krajiceks wrangled with tHfe adjudicator from the bell until the whistle. Hornig, initial sack guardian, threw the ball at the barker, and he was immediately ejected from the game. One of the Dahlman Knights took his place. The only reason several more of the Krajiceks were irbt out out of the game wis on account of the fact that no available talent was on deck to fill the vacancies that would be left open by their departure. 1 The Kra jiceks are the only team that received the hardware to date this season and according to Clark the suspension will not be lifted. The suspension was because of the general deport ment of the entire team. Last season the Hollys were su spended but later Clark relented and released them. Besides the Kra jiceks two players havei been suspen ded to date, namely, Hollander, sec ond pillow watchman for the W. O. W. and Lacy, shortstop for the Omaha Crockery Co. Hollander threw a bat at one of the umpires and Lacey took a 40 horse power swing at Reber's jaw. Samuel Moore, manager of the Frank Deweys, has reorganized his Squad and he expects his troupe to receive recognition as class A war riors before the asbestos drops. He is particularly anxious to book a few games out of town. He can be reached at 403S Brown street. Directors Meet This evening at the citv hall the directors of the Omaha Amateur Baseball association will convene and endeavor to consummate a plan to start the championship on Sunday. August 12, if possible. This is two weeks earlier than at first contem plated. The reason for the change is on account of the players interested that were recently drafted. The City league has finished its season and the Murphy Did Its glommed the rag. The pennant has aready been pre sented to them by President Frank Jacobs. This is the second consecu tive pennant for the Murpheys and they will go after the class B cham pionship for 1917. They are the pres ent class B champions. Lauder Turns to Religion " After the Tragedy of War In H. G. Wells' great book, .Mr. Britling finds God through the death of his son on the battle field. Through the same profound experience religion has come to Harry Lauder, the fa mous siqger of sweet Scottish ballads. You may have seen, some months ago, a picture of "Harry Lauder and His Wife and Son;" it was printed everywhere, the face of the genial old comedian beaming with pride in his son, just enlisted and going to the front. Lauder had lived for his boy, John. He had planned to buy him an estate in Scotland and give it to him on the day he should marry. The news of John's death came while Lauder was singing a comic song in a music hall in London. They handed him the telegram when he came off the stage, and he fell into a chair. In his agony he rushed over to t ranee and saw the grave ot his son, and heard there the story ot how the boy had turned to God in the trenches, and of how bravely he died; and then Lauder hastened to comfort his wife in their Scottish home. There a good old Scotish dominie went to console him. He found Lauder in an arm. chair by the fireplace. We were pals, my boy and I, said Lauder and if you could have seen that little white cross in France you might imagine a little of the ache that came into my heart and the emptiness that came into my life. When a great blow like that hits a man, he takes one of three roads. He mav pive wav to despair, sour on the world and become a grouch; he may try to drown his sorrow in drink and become a wreck. or he may turn to God. I have chosen my road. I have turned to God." since then Harry Lauder has been sinsine and oreachinz to the soldiers in the concentration camps in England and m the camps behind the battle line in France and Belgium. Kansas City Star. Cabs Bar Pitcher Walker. Chicago, July IS. The Chicago National today bought Pitcher Walker from the New Orleans club of the Southern association. Walker Is a right-hander and la said to have a record of striking out an average of nine men a gam. Peeved Editor Prints Facts With the Bark Of A west Texas editor got tired of being called a "liar" because of an occasional typographical error or slight disarrangement of the facts in publishing a . common-place news item. In his wrath he announced in boldface black type as follows: "A lot of people in this town fall out with the editor and brand him a liar when the ordinary human mis takes ot life show up in a newspa per. You have a little charity and fel low feehn for every man in town but your editor. You claim that you want the tacts, and d d if I don give em to you. Read the next issue or tnis sneet and you 11 see some facts with the bark off. I'll admit that I have been a liar, an editorial liar, ever since I have been editing tnis sheet, but I have never printed a lie in these columns except to save somebody s feelings from being hurt I'm not afraid of any of vou. and I'll be dad blamed if I don't orint the plain truth from now on, or until you get out ot tne habit ot calling me a liar every time I make some little unavoidable typographical error, Watch mv smoke." ,' Here are some naracranris rnllrl trom the next issue: , o - r ) "John. Coyle, our grocervman. who voted with the republicans in 1896 ancj consumes more mail order whiskey than any other member of the eaptist church in this country, is doing a poor business. His store is dirty and dusty. It is a wonder he has any business at all." The Rev. Sty preached last Sundav nignt at tne ennstna church. His sermon was punk and uninteresting except some stuff he quoted from Bob Ingersoll, for which he failed to give Bob any credit. He also recited a few passages from one of William EI bert Munsey's sermons and had the gall to palm it off as his own. Dave Chartter died at his home two miles north of this olace last inursday night. Dock Holderness who is an old friend of the family, at tended him a lew minutes before he expired. He gave it out that Dave died of heart failure. That is a lie Dave died from drinking too much of a very poor grade of mail order Iicker. Ihis paper prints the truth." Roger Lloyd, cashier of the State bank ot Willow Grove, died Wednes day evening and was buried Friday by the Odd Fellows in Pleasant Mound cemetery. He had been taking this paper seven years and so far had nt paid us a cent, we thinking that he, being a banker, would pay some time. We will sell the account for two bits worth of fresh creens." "Married: Miss Susie Scruggs and Horace- .Guffin last Saturday at the Methodist parsonage, the Rev. James C Williams, officiating. The bride is a very ordinary town girl, who flirts with all the traveling men she meets and never helped her mother three days all put together in her whole life. ihe is anything but a beautv, resembling a gravel pit in the face and walks like a duck. The bridegroom is a natural-born loafer and bum. He never did a lick of work until his stepdaddy run off from home last fall He went to the county seat, and just before starving to death accepted a job as chambermaid in a livery stable. As soon as his ma found out where he was she went and got him and brought him home. He now re sides at the home of his wife's father, and says that hehas no definite plans for the future. Susie will have a hard row to hoe. Dallas Pitchfork. Wanji's Wife Amazed Him And He Told Reason I remember one Wanji fa Bulu tribesman) who was a year gone far inland. He was hunting an ivory- that is, he was sitting in a village of the backwoods where the headman owned an ivory, the express object of Wanjis desire and of his bargaining. Before he left home he gave his little fortune his collection of marketable objects to the care of Ze, a wife of his who was a Christian. Two rainy seasons and two dry sea sons passed the measure of the white man's year before Wanji returned, and when he came home one of his wives was missing; she had run away, Another wife had a child. Wanji did not wonder at either of these women. But much he marveled at Ze, who still sat m her house, caring for his pos sessions. They were all packed under her bamboo bed. and of her the neighbors said: "Every night of the many nights you have journeyed Ze has sat in her hut; as you see her today, so has she continually sat. She has gone to her garden, she has cooked her food in her pot, she has eaten, she has slept, just as you see. We have no word to tell you of Ze." Then Wanji put on his felt hat that was made in Germany, and that was his badge of office, for he was a little of a headman, and he put a lad before him in the path with a lantern (it was broad day, but this was ostentation), and he made a call at the town of the white man. He looked what he was the old type of headman and v, ith out preamble he said: "I have come to tell you that I wonder at my wife Ze. She is a per son of the tribe of God. I have been inland two rainy seasons and two dry seasons, yet that woman has kept the commandments of God This thing I know was never done by the strength of a black woman, though a white woman might be able to do even this. I see the white women that they are in a tribe by themselves (literally, WITHOUT BEER, UP WILL GO PRICE OF BREADJiAYS NICK Representative Longworth, Son-in-Law of "T. R.," De clares Brewers Control Yeast Supply. Washington, July .If the brew eries of the country are closed, in accordance with provisions of the food control bill as it passed the house, it will increase the price of bread, Representative Nicholas Long worth told the house. Mr. Longworth said he had made a careful study of the question, and was convinced that prohibition of beer manufacture would result in a short age of not less than 40 per cent in the supply of yeast in the country. In support of his statement Mr. Longworth had printed in the record a statement from George W. Lester, vice president of the Fleischmann company, that "the sudden and unad justed application of prohibition would result in insufficiency of yeast in our cities for a considerable period of time, in some places so extreme as to make it impossible for the bakers to supply the normal trade." "To sum up briefly," continued Mr.: Longworth, "the situation seems to be indisputably this: Malt sprouts under modern processes of yeast mak infi are an absolute necessity, form ing as they do one-third of the con tents of the mash from which yeast is developed. By the use of malt sprouts a yield of yeast of 35 per cent is obtained. Under no other arocess is there a yield of more than lJ"to 13 per cent. t "Malt sprouts . are obtained only from the malting of barley, and barley is only malted in this country in the manufacture of beer. Thus if the manufacture of beer should be pro hibited by law, the yeastmakers would be forced to abandon ' the modern process of making yeast and go back to the old methods, which are greatly more expensive and inefficient." Mr. Longworth said that personally he was opposed to the prohibition of manufacturing beer for other reasons, one because it reduced revenues, and another because it deprived the poor man of his dnnk. "No matter what one s views may be upon prohibition as an ethical question," he finished, "it seems to me that our highest duty as members of congress is to see to it that through no action of ours may a shortage be caused in the bread supply of th country while we are at war." Mouth Harp Strains of National Anthem Bring Cheers A little sound will fan patriotism into a blaze these crucial hours: a laborer with a jew's-hard may cause as fine enthusiasm as a brass band; and all because the long-sleeping spirit of nationalism has revived to throttle sectionalism, and to show that America is one. While car 75, going to Wilk- insburg, via Oakland and East Liberty was beginning to be crowded before the quitting hours, a carpenter, afterward giving his name as Allen Petersen, of Wilkinsburg, boarded a car at Grant street and Fifth avenue, heading home. Shortly the strains of a jew s-hard resounded with "The Wearing of the Green," "Marching Through Georgia" and then a shuffle was heard, and as many looked around it was seen that the genius of the mouth harp had risen to his feet. Those near him saw him sway broadly, and then "The Star- spangled Banner came forth with newness of melody from the humble instrument. Many did not have to rise, as thev were suspended on straps. Everv seated passenger in the car stood up as the musician played with spirit. When the national anthem was fin ished the player said aloud: I hats my number have you all got it?' ' Abblause followed, and all who had risen sat down. Pittsburgh Disoatch. i Go Ahead and Drink. Judge Joseph F. Klernan of Kanaaa Citv handed a man a bottle of carbolic acid and advised him to drink it in the crowded South Side court room. The man waa William Hall, about SO yeara old. Ha went home drunk the day before and attempted to drink the content of the bottle, but was prevented from doing o by hi wife. "Qo ahead and drink It." advised .Turfr. Klernan, proffering Hall th bottle. "It will do the work quicker than whlaky, which may take a year or more to kill you." Hall lowered hi head and refused to ak the poison. "Judge. I want a dlvoro," said Hall's wife. Mrs. Mary Hall. "Then why didn't you let him kill him. self and save all the trouble?" demanded me juage. Hall wa fined $100 and Daroled to th welfare board. Kansss City Star. 'unique'). Only the strength of God is able for such a strange thing with a black woman. And I have tome to tell vou that I marvel at the nnmar nt God for this thing that I have seen in my wife Ze. I agree that it is a goo4 thing to be a Christian. But as for myself, ray own heart is too much with the things of this world." And he went away.John K. Mackenzie, in Atlantic Monthlv. i V