THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, JUNE 7, 1917. The Om'aha Bee DAILY (MORNINO-EVENINO SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD KOSEWATEK VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THB BE1 PUBLISH IN Q COMPANY, PROPRIETOR., Entered at Owhi soatofflce sa monisliii mattei. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. v Br earner. Br Hail. outf aas Wtmtu w aooie. Mo earner. soo (Hir wtuievt sunder H4no " i.oo beaut at auadv " ioe " .00 ..eotae entaoul Sutdee Va , .i0 euew .......... . ee eoaaee or hdub ee imnuwiv w eeuwj wmw BmbH draft. NratBl flf eneU eetera exeheDa. M REMITTANCE or BMU! order. Onlj f-eant eterape tu rereoou eaau. ewes, mi vumhb ' OFFICES. OonM-TM lee BqIIAob. . cuttw-PtoMfl On Belldlne, Soul Oaeae- U N SI , M to-tM Flits An. OouaoU kloffe-ll If. Mite St Si. Loule-Ne B'k. of CoBuaeroa luookl UUlo Bundles. . WMOlntMO-tlo Hit ll. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE adores eefaswiiteatlwie relating to mm eed adltetlsj Mitel IS Ogieae Bee. Idltortel Peperueent MAY CIRCULATION 56,469 Daily Sunday, 51,308 ran stooulalloa far IM Beetle eubeerlted mmt awon ta Or DstsM WlUUaa, OnuUeUaa Maaeaar. ukeerftere leevtaf tha city ahniM bar Tha Bee mailed ta these. Address cluutfed u alien requeeted. Cirry the newi to Potsdam! June 5, 1917, ii mother epochal date In the Calendar of Liberty. Omaha has experienced the novelty of a naval parade being atopped by water. - ' China will not be , happy unless the dragon sports the feathers of A Prussian eagle. , , Not much sign of (lackers in any of the Omaha precincts so far as the registration record shows. Slogan of the '60s, revised upward: "We are coming, Father Woodrow, ten thousand thousand strong." Liberty bonds are going like hot cakes on a frostYj morning. Only nine more days to get in en the ground floor. The socialists may not intend it that way, but their pullback activities give substantial "aid and comfort to the enemy." ' Between swatting the fly and chasing the po tato bug, Omaha folks will have plenty' to occupy their otherwise idle moments this summer. Omaha's subscriptions to the Liberty bonds are well over the $7,000,000. Let us boost it further. A good deed cannot be overdone. ' Brazil's method of answering the U-boat cam paign is simplicity itself and will be effective so long as the supply of interned ships holds out. Opponents of the nation's waf plan have only themselves to blame if they fail to heed , the offi cial admonition: "Obey the law and keep your mouth shut." High" school cadets got a very realistic touch of life in the trenches, and know now that school's worst terrors cannot equal the inconvenience of a drowned-out camp. ' Co-operation is the order of the day among the lilies. Just as England plans to conserve food by exterminating war dogs, Secretary Baker itrengthens his staff with a Frankfurter. When the railroada get through making the readjustment in service ' they are now talking ibout and hesitating over, maybe the agitated raise in rates will not be so badly needed, " ' It doesn't take much to start an "uprising" of L'tes or Navajoes, but old-timers will remember without straining their minds that it has been a long time since either of these tribes hat given trouble to anyone but the excitable correspond ents. ., .:..", The government, as a matter of courtesy, no doubt will permit friends of the Kaiser to aend over an accurate report of the registration and the rush for Liberty bonds. A timely hunch will help some in speeding up preparations for tiie worst Notice given that the list of applications for training at the Dct Moines camp for negro offi cers is not up to requirements comes as a surprise. Our colored men have never been found lacking in valor, and surely the country has enough edu cated negroes of proper age. to fill the. roster pro posed. They ought not to allow this chance to' get by, unless they really want to serve under white officers. Following the example of the warring powers in uniting all political divisions in the ministries, Premier Borden has invited former Premier Laurier into his cabinet. Unity of al! parties is necessary to bring about conscription in Canada and the liberal leaders' support insures success of the pending measure. With Sir Wilfred in the cabinet, considerable political and racial friction would disappear in the eastern provinces, and the ranka of the Canadian overseas army .vastly increase.,:-. The Cause of Liberty -Wuainitoa Poat Meeting the U-Boat Problem. Optimistic reports from British authorities encourage the hope that in some way the menace of the submarine may have been met. It i- ad mitted that the presence of American warships in the Channel Waters has stimulated activity in the hunt for the undersea terror, a fact that will be gratifying to our national pride. Methods of operation and actual results achieved are not stated for obvious reasons, but negative proof of success is offered in the form of a lessening' list of victims. One day is noted as having passed without the loss of a single British boat, the first since the unrestricted operation of submarines began. Out of all the niyttery that surrounds the sit uation stands the fact that the German program has failed, in that it did not isolate the British Isles, did not force, neutral shipping to avoid pre scribed sea area and that England's supplies have not been cut off, nor are its people any nearer 'to being starved into submission than in Febru ary, when all restraint was thrown off and the campaign of ruthlessness .extended from land to sea. What new phase of 'the war may follow is the subject of many conjectures. The course to be pursued by Russia will have an important bear ing on the future of the conflict, as alto will that of the United States. We may yet be given some basia for the spreading belief that Germany is much nearer to collapse than the leaders on either side admit. ' On the other hand, the allies are laying plans for another year of active fighting. Experts all admit lack of definite information, but agree that the "sharp weapon" of the submarine did not bring the result hoped for by the kaiser and his counsellors. The war of democracy against autocracy has brought about the formation of a common broth erhood that knows neither race, religion nor peo ples. It is the fight of right against might It is a conical in wnicn cacn inaivinuai can inmK tor himself and choose the side that is right. In resigning as first secretary of the Greek legation, S. X. Constantinidi strikingly epitomized the situation when he said that it is the. duty of every humane and honest man to align himself on the side of America and the entente allies. It is, at he well says, "a simple question of humanity and civilization against German barbarity and bestiality of a tVDe almost beyond belief." The war against the- German government is not a king's war. It is not the war of statesmen. It ia not the war of the oresident of the United States. It ii the war of civilization against or ganized and ruthless barbarism. There has been nothing to conceal, so far as the cause of the United States and the allies ia concerned. Before the war tome of the most frievous aggresiont of Germany against the In iter! States, some of its createst atrocities, were concealed lest the anger of the nation might burst all bonds. v , . ' . t Whether in Greece or Spain, South America or the Oriet, all lovers of-fair play, all lovera of decency, as well as democracy and liberty, must find their sympathies on the side of America and tha allies. Since the United States entered the war, other neutral nations have been preparing to follow. Enlightened thinkers everywhere, regard less of nationality, are enlisting- in the cause of humanity. The German people themselves, wnen the truth finally reaches them, will atrike for lib erty, and then will come the dawn of an enduring world ece ., Heavy Rainfall Not a Calamity. June always has been a month of heavy rain fall in this region, and very likely will be. Physi cal reasons are responsible for this, and out of the combination springs the wonderful fecundity of the zone in which Nebraska is a shining sec tion. Lightning and thunder and the beat of the rain and the roar of the wind are awe-inspiring in their unrestrained manifestation of nature's power and majesty, but back of the storm cloud is the certainty.of peace and plenty. Few per sons realize in any degree what is involved in our rain storms or what is required for the making of a crop. Enormous quantities of water must be provided the soil if we are to reap the harvest hoped for. For example, oats require almost 500 tons of water to the acre, corn demands nearly 300 tons, wheat almost 400 and clover does better with over 500 tons of water to the acre, and most of this is supplied by the-heavy downpours in June. The torrents that fall on these early sum mer nights are beneficial in spite of 'the local damage they do. Food Control and Foreign Buyers. Another detail of the complicated arrange ment of the food control bill pending in congress has been worked out almost to definite adoption. It is intended to regulate the sale of foodstuffs to foreigners who come here for their supply.. Under the original draft of the bill for the licens ing of grain exchanges or simitar markets, only domestic traffic was controlled. This left foreign buyers free to operate at will and brought with it danger of considerable proportion. Buyera from abroad could come here, borrow our money and buy, our grain without limit in a market re stricted to home buyers to the disadvantage of domestic consumers. The unfairness of this plan attracted attention in the senate, where the bill has been amended to place alt buyers under the same rule. The whole question of food control is yet under consideration and final action is not likely for some time. No public problem recently presented is more complex in its nature, nor did any call for more delicate handling that justice might be done to all and undue hardship for any be avoided. The popular talk of a food dictator may not be fully realized, but people do look to' congress for some relief from the extortion prac ticed by food gamblers. Outside Work for Convicts. Nebraska is cautiously entering on the spread ing plan of employing convicts on work outside the prison walls. A few of our state prisoners were used in road building work last summer, and a few more have been put on farms this year, while many applications for these men are made to the authorities by other farmers in search of help. Under proper supervision 'the system is good, but it must not be adopted merely as a meana through which the prisoner can escape the punitive element of hit sentence. Reformation is sought in all cases, but is not always accom plished; this being condition not measurable in exact terms. Society ttill ia entitled to protection from hardened and habitual offenders, and youth ful transgressors must be made to realize the serious aspect of their situation. Leniency must be exercised with the greatest care to the end that it does not defeat itself, for justice must yet season mercy, even in Nebraska. Brazil's Answer to Germany. The Brazilian note in reply to the German protest against taking over by the South Amer ican government of interaed German thipt, must have provoked t tmile even in Berlin. It is to simple and to thoroughly in keeping with Ger man practice that it deserves more attention than it is likely to get at present One of the kaiser's U-boats sinkt a Brazilian merchantman, and straightway Brazil aeizes a German vessel to re' place the loss. No process could be more direct, and Brazil recommends that other nations follow its example, which provides immediate reparation for losses sustained as a result of the illegal campaign against commerce. Interned German Vessels may not belong to the government, but that is a detail to be considered after the fact, Germany has so far shown scant consideration for private property rights and is not in good position to make any claims for immunity for itt own citizens other than what hat been granted neutrals. German merchantmen have been tied up safe and idle in harbora, while neutral com' merce hat been devastated by the submarine, but now the indignation aroused by this is being translated into termt of positive action. Im pressing unused Germans vessels, even if pri vately owned, to repair losses may not please the kaiser, but it will help maintain commerce and may facilitate adjustment that is to come after the fighting has ceased. The smooth, chubby fist of King Ferdinand of Bulgaria is visible behind the peace movea re ported abroad. Ferd is especially eager for peace, ince nia trooper noia enough conquered terri tory to satisfy immediate desires. What happens to the other fellow is no concern of hit. Be sides, his paymaster cruelly cuts into expense bills, and unlest peace comet quickly Ferd is in danger of goinaj broke. . , . Sleep By Frederic J. Haskii. Washington, June 4. How long do you sleep? This is almost the first question the up-to-date physician asks when you go to him with anything from a swollen tonsil to a nervous breakdown. If you sleep too much, you are likely to be anaemic, phlegmatic, lethargic, with more fat than muscle. Your organs, including your brains, are apt to be a trifle inactive from lack of the proper amount of use. On the other hand, if you sleep too little, you are certain to be nervous, hysteria!, restless, lean rather than muscular, and your organs, including your brains, will be in constant state of fatigue, and your power of resistance to disease it below par, i The average person should sleep at least eight hours out of the twenty-four. He may get along with less than that for a short stretch, and with more than that for a longer stretch, but the aver age to he maintained is eight. In the case of men of creative ability, nine hours of sleep is not too much. Whenever anything is said about the amount of sleep required by the human animal, someone immediately comes forward with the case of the sleepless Bonaparte, and Mr. Edison to prove that eight hours of sleep is really quite too much. But it is well to remember that Napoleon died a comparatively young man and that Mr. Edison has reached the age where five or six hours of sleep is all that is necessary. President Wilson sleeps from nine to nine and a half hours out of the twenty-four, and ex President Roosevelt regularly sleeps eight hours, while William Jennings Bryan sleeps from nine to ten hours. Sleep occupies a third of our existence and should therefore be entitled to some attention; it has a large influence on our physical welfare, and, there ia ttill a great deal to be discovered con cerning its various phenomena. From the days of Aristotle, the subject of steep has had a fas cination for poets, philosphers, physiologists and hygienists, but it is only within recent years that the psychologist has entered the field and joined forces with the physiologist to solve the mystery of sleep. What causes sleep? was the first ouestion to be taken up by the scientists. To this question, there were numerous answers all correct so far as they went, but wholly in adequate. Physiological theories have appeared tnicK and tast. Une ot tnese was that sleep was caused by the thyroid gtand in the neck. The blood from the brain was supposed to accumulate in this gland and cause people to go to sleep, but this theory was soon shattered by the fact that persons who had had this gland removed slept as toundly as before. Inasmuch as the brain seemed to undergo the greatest change of all the organs during sleep, this has been the center of most investigation. Steep was said to be caused by a flow of blood to the brain; a flow of blood out of the brain; by the enlargment of the brain, and the diminishing of the brain all of which theories turned out to be fallacies. After that, the nerve cells began to attract attention, then the eyes and the digestive organs and the blood vessels. Now the cause of sleep is as mysterious as ever, but a great deal of data has been ac cumulated on the changes! that take place in the body during sleep. It is well established, for in stance, that the brain does diminish in size and become pale when a person is asleep. The respiration it changed the inspirations are longer and the expirations shorter. The temperature of the body decerases during sleep, in winter falling to a lower degree than in summer. 1 he amount of carbon dioxide eliminated is less during sleep. Digestion is not retarded. It is well not to go to bed until the digestive process is going forward, however, which is usually trom an hour to an hour and a half after dinner. The fact that digestion goes on effectively during sleep is so well established that in cases where people have died in the night, the time of death is calculated In an autopsy by the extent to which the person's food it digested. , The principal fact brought out by scientific in vestigations, however, is that while sleep is the great remedy for fatigue, it is not wholly caused by it, In experiments made upon animals, separate tests were made to distinguish between sleep from fatigue and sleep without fatigue. Experiments were recently made by a noted physiologist, R. Legendre, connected with the Smithsonian insti tute. He proved, that lack of sleep develops a toxic fluid in the brain, which would produce sleepiness when injected in a fresh and vigorous animal. From this it became apparent that the human animal, as well as the dog, has something within his body, quite separate and disinct from fatigue, that induces sleep. Just what it is science has yet to discover. What science does know, however, is the harmful effects of too much sleep, and the still more harmful effects of insomnia. People and Events Music by the band, and some music, at that, is assured the Great Lakes training station since John Philip Sousa enlisted in the marines. Lieu tenant Sousa plans to train a band of 300 pieces, which isjikely to be the greatest ever. A divorce action running through the mill at Chicago reveals social doings as breezy as treat ment in bath institutes. The Chicago stuuts range from social high balls, cocktails and squabs tmothered in champagne. "Intoxicated? Oh, dear, no," explained one fair witness. There isn't a trace of the white feather in the make-up of F. J. Wah, American-born China man of Salt Lake City. Hit fighting blood pulled him to" recruiting office, but regulations denied him. Being two inches short in height, his turn down was mollified by an official pink tag read ing: "I tried to enlist in the United States army." ' Powerful influences In Illinois are handing first-hand tips to coal mine owners to come down on price and ayoid trouble. Soft coal screenings at the mines are three times higher than a year ago and big users insist on moderation. If a vol untary reduction is npt made a federal grand jury, which meets in Chicago this week, will be asked to search the coal combine and hand a bouquet of worry to the gougers. ' Blind and deaf through,life proved no handi cap to the prosperity of James J. Butler, former Missouri congressman, who died the other day at St. Louis, He succeeded his father as a dem ocratic boss of Missouri Tammanyites and suc ceeded with the assistance of Mrs. Butler in rul ing the gang and piling up a million or so. That he rose superior to physical defects appears as tonishing, but the probabilities are that Mrs. But ler proved the managing genius of the partner ship. Patriotism and landlordism rarely pull to gether in New York. Teamwork is impossibly. One works both sides of the road, leaving pa triotism room for flag waving in the center. Just now some of the landlords are doing their bit to the bitter end by striving to pinch the pay of en listed men for the balance on ternt contracts for rented property. The soldiers' example of sacri fice does not appeal to the landlord. He isn't built that way. He wants his "pound of flesh" regardless of service or sentiment. Down around Philadelphia sleuths of the Fed eral Trade commission are quizzing coal dealers for an explanation of a price boost of 75 cents a ton pulled off in April. The reason given by the dealers it that they received no coal at the re duced April price and had to pay premiuma for immediate supplies. Similar deals were worked by coal brokers in the west laat fall while car shortage was staged as the cause of price boost ing, no trouble about cart wat experienced when retailers bid premiums for prompt tervice. Uncle Sam worked up a fine automobile trade In India since the war began. Exportt have in creased 400 per cent in less than three years, and equals two-thirds of the auto sales in that coun try. Great Britain and Japan still control the tire market . f I TODAY I Proverb for tbe Day. Creaking ships run a long while. One Year Ago Today in the War. Germans forced the British back east of Ypres. ' Petrograd reported Russians had captured 40,000 Austrian! in three dayH1 fighting. Austrian offensive reached its great est development with the capture of 300 square miles of Italian territory. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago. A special meeting of the Board of Trade was called for the purpose of securing expression as to the projected bridge across the Missouri river. A resolution was adopted requesting Mayor Broatch, Senator Manderson and John A. McShane to visit Wash ington In the interest of the Nebraska Central bridge project. Deputy Marshal Ed Allen has re turned from the clambake of the Ne- 1 brauka Clambake association, which held its meeting at Karten's grove, Crete. James H. Standard Died a bid with the county commissioners to grade and sod the lot ot the county court house. County Clerk Needham as received a commission from Governor Hill ot New York authorizing him to act as commissioner. Mrs. H. I,. Beaver has gone to Nor folk, Neb., to visit her sister, Mrs. Q. M. Walker. Articles of incorporation of the Ne braska Investment and Trust company wore filed, the company having a capi tal stock of (12,000 and .the incor porators being H, B. St. John, J. A. Brown, Henry Creighton, E. E. Fin ney, G. 8. Goodman and G. W. Dorsey. The funeral of the late O. F. Davis occurred from the farpily residence, the sermon being delivered by Rev. W. J. Harsha. This Day In History. 1741 Captain John Derby, who took the news of the fight at Concord to London and also brought the Urst news of the peace from Paris eight years later, born at Salem, Mass. Died there December 5, 1812. 1781 Lafayette and Wayne united their forces in Virginia. 1809 Field Marshal Francois C. Canrobert, commander-in-chief of the French forces in the Crimean war, born. Died in Paris January 28, 1895. 1892 Republican national conven tion met at Minneapolis with William McKinley of Ohio presiding. 1895 Richard Olney of Massachu setts was appointed secretary of state and Judson. Harmon of Ohio attorney general in the cabinet of President Cleveland. The Day We Celebrate. Dr. John W. KOutsky Is a native Nebraskan, vborn June 7, 1873, In Saunders co'unty. His professional training was received In Creighton Medical, from which he graduated in 1904. William J. Pulte, engineer in charge of the water works at Florence, is Just 66 today. He was born In West phalia, Germany, Edward A. Smith is Just 46. He was born In Omaha, graduated In law from the University of Iowa and has been practicing here for ten years. He served In the legislature for one term. Rt. Rev. Joseph H. Johnson, Epis copal bishop of Los Angeles, born at Schenectady, N. T., seventy years ago today. Albert S. Burleson, postmaster gen eral of the United States, born at San Marcos, Tex., fifty-four years ago to day. Sir Harry Verney. M. P., chairman of the British departmental commu te on the settlement and employment ot sailors and soldiers on the land, born thirty-six years ago today. George Chalmers, former major league pitcher, now with the Kansas City American association base ball team, born in Aberdeen, Scotland, twenty-eight years ago today. Timely Jottings and Reminders. - Catholics throughout the world to day observe the feast of Corpus Chrlstl, commemorating the institution of the holy Eucharist. The property of the Cincinnati, Hamilton & Dayton Railway company Is to be offered at public sale at Cin cinnati today by order of the federal court. Dr. William T. Ellis and Charles E. Beury of Philadelphia are to sail from Vancouver today enroute to -Armenia and Persia, where they will make a study of conditions among the Arme nian refugees and of the relief work that Is being done by American money and American men in that part ot the world. This will be the spectacular day of the national reunion of confederate veterans In Washington, when the white-haired survivors of the armies of Lee and Jackson and Johnston and other great leaders of the south ern cause will march in review before President Wilson, following the same route as that of the "grand review" of union soldiers at the close of the civil war. Storyettc of the Day. Donald McAllister, a Scottish farmer, was going to town for a day or two, and his daughter Maggie had a weary time listening to the hundred-and-one instructions he gave her as to care and economy. "Mind the coal," "Don't waste any food," "Don't sit up burning light," etc. Finally, he set offbut In a moment he was back with & parting admoni tion: "An", Maggie, there's young Angus. See that he doesna wear his spec tacles.when he'd no read In' or writ ing Irs needless wear- an' tear!" London Tit-Bits. ..-.' ; PREPAREDNESS STUFF. 8. W. Callen in Kanaaa Induatrlatlat. Little blla ot flour, Llttta irralna of what Maka tha twelve-ounca bread loaf Which tha world inuat aat, Little flakea of eornmeat. Little sralna of matte Wilt keep an army solar Qn nothing elee for days Every flake of oatmeal, Every Utile oat Will help an allied aoldler To set m Oerman'a Boat. Every atrip of bacon, Every little aqueal Heartens up tha fighters, Ureaeee every wheel. Beana and pees and peanuts All help to turn the trick. Tou wouldn't think It, but they Make those who lack them alck. Every little chicken. Each aedate old ben (The kind that make ess marketa. Not the kind that charm the men) ' slake Hlndenburg look aober And trouble in Berlin. ' Every little Umbktn Sporting on the hill ' : Makee "Irh und Oott' coma doubtful From pious Kmlaer BUI. . . Effect of Iowa Blue Laws. Council Bluffs. June 4. To the Editor of The Bee: I would like to see a statement by both of the repre sentatives of this county as to why they voted against the repeat of the blue laws. They were elected as "lib eral republicans." Of course, the state ment may have been published and It escaped my notice. There is a very serious side to the present enforcement of laws which have a tendency to harass and annoy people who are absolutely good cit izens, and by way of illustration will say that I was visiting recently a farmer who is living thirty miles from this town who has in his employ a hired man (a young man about 22 years of age from Pennsylvania). This party has been given the loan of the auto on all nice Sundays, so he could come to the nearest town and take in a picture show or roll a game of ball. Now, Mr. Farmer being fearful of a fine would not loan his auto (like many others) two weeks ago, and Mr. Hired Man had to stay at home. I learned that this party was In the employ of this farmer for nearly four years and is a No. 1 man, and only recently has had his monthly wages raised to $40 per month. This party now notifies his employer that he would rather go back to his home state and work for less than stay here and have no amusements; that he would stay for the present, but would not stay permanently. This may be an Isolated case, and again It may be the cause of more unrest than is sus pected. JAMES WALK EH. Martin Luther's Work. Somewhere in Nebraska, June 4. , To the Editor of The Bee: The Pro- testant revolution in Germany strip-1 ped of its mask, was a contest between I church and state, in which contest the ! state triumphed. My own opinion is that no man was ever actuated by more altruistic motives than was Mar tin Luther of the so-called reforma tion. But had he not had the pro tection of the secular, arm he would have lasted no longer than Savonarola, Hus or Bruno. The pope at that time was a secular prince and the other princes of Europe, when they wished to stop the pope's Interference with International complications were wont to encourage any kind of an agitation inside the church to distract the at tention of the bishop of Rome. Ranke in his "History of the Popes" has pre served a passage from a letter written be Maximlllian I to Frederick the Wise of Saxony. It was exhorting him to protect Luther. "He may be use ful to us yet," wrote the emperor to the elector. Luther needed a protector and he got what he needed. Charles V, grandson of Maxlmillian, would not break faith with Luther and allowed him to depart from Worms. Where upon he was kidnaped by his friends and taken to a place of safety. A man is seldom competent to judge of his own mental processes. Luther was no exception to the rule. A kind of latent gratitude, of which he himself was not aware, made him a champion of the secular ruler. As the Nazarene had counseled the payment of tribute to Tiberius and Paul had enjoined obedience to Nero, so Luther tried to interpret the Canticles "Song of Solomon" as an allegory teaching a self-denying obedience to a secular prince quite as sensible as the in terpretation generally placed upon it. Few men perhaps no single man have or has exercised as much in fluence for good or for evil on hu man history as this monk of Eislebem. To him and to him alone may be traced the kaiser worship whlchis to be invoiced in the mental equipment of the individual German. Tell him that he left Germany to avoid military service; that the United States has given him a farm; that he has sworn allegiance to our govern ment; that he owes it undivided al legiance; and he will answer: "Oh! I am an American. I think that we ought to stay at home and fight on our own soil. Wait until the Germans come over here. We ought not to fight the battles 6f England and France." The kaiser could have no more faithful ally than the man who utters such language. Wait, yes, 'wait till Germany has conquered England, France and Italy; captured the fleets of all these nations; then-then, where would we be? Germany would only have to seize the northeast corner of the United States,, which contains within a radius of 160 miles our com mercial metropolis, our coal beds, our military schools, our powder mills and our munition factories. With the aid of her then fleet she could do all this with 100,000 men. With her great fleet she could wipe us off the sea; capture the Panama canal and blockade our eastern and western coasts. A man who would put up any such twaddle as I have quoted, is either a traitor or a damphool. Some times we hear a man in a generic sense say that we could have kept out of this war. A short time ago, not 1,000 miles from where I am writing this letter, an English-speaking man entered a store where a lot of Teutons were engaged In conversation. Upon the entry the conversation shifted from English to German. One old matron in her Innocence re marked: "Warum stein sis nlcht aweg vien dem kaiser's mee?" "Why do they not keep off tne kaiser's ocean?". .a - DER HEIDB. HERE AND THERE, The spirit ration wu abollihtd in tht United Ststei navy during tha second year of the civil war. , Tht adjutant-general's departmant is the department of records, orders and corre spondence of the army. ' Akron, 0., claims to have the largest Red Cross membership of any city of tbe country in proportion to size. It is just a Quarter of a century sine the United States navy began to consider ser iously the idea of a submarine boat. The armory now being built at Yale uni versity at a cost of $110,000, will contain a drill hall, 180 feet by 220 feet In site. The first screw-propeller of the United States navy was the Princeton, launched at Philadelphia seventy-five years ago this year. The Order of the Black Eagle Is the high est decoration conferred in the German em pire, and carries with It a patent of nobility. Jefferson barracks, the military post at St. Louis, was founded by the government July 4, 1S26, tha day of Thomas Jefferson's death. SUNNY GEMS. "I think I'll Join a Sliut-ln' oclt?. whined the woman who imagines she ts hopeless Invalid. "I wish you'd Join a shu-up society," was her impatUnt husband's sharp re spone. Boston Transcript. Gipsy Fortune Teller (seriously) Let me warn you. Somebody's going to cross your path. Motorist Don't you think you'd better warn the other chap? Everybody's Ms ga ll ne. ( "G'wan, nigger, you-all ain't go not sense, nohow." "Ain't got no senss? Whut's dls vers hald for?" "Dat thing? Dat ain't no hiitd, nigger: dat's jes er button on top er you body ter keep ysr backbone from unrsvelln'." The Lamb. BUI This paper says thst many of the (Uh In the ocean are blind. GUI Oh. well, you're not goinr to dls. courage me. Maybe they can smell the bait. Tonkers statesman. "Jubbs tells me they are raising their own potatoes now. 1 didn't know he knew anything about gardening." "Neither does he. -If he raised potstoes, he did it by pawning bis wife's diamonds." Baltimore American. Druggist's Friend I hear your cash register ringing a lot. Tou must be do ing a fine bualnese? Druggist I'm doing splendidly. I don't know how many nickels' worth of pennies I've sold this morning. Buffalo Express. frti m UN VtfM OUfc CUNiOH VR? $METf RAZOR "They say that house over yonder ts haunted." "Well, there's been something uncannr about It from tha beginning. Even when It was built It didn't exceed the contrac tor's estimate." Boston Transcript, "Even the dear little children are hit by' the sacrifices and privations of this terrible war." "Tea; the way tin cans have gone up boys can't get 'em any longer to tie on dogs' tails.''? Baltimore American. Bess Then his career ts quite ended? Belle Quite! 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