THE BEE: OMAHA. WEDNESDAY. MAY 16. 1!H7. HAS DEFLECTOR TO STOP TORPEDO A. J. P. Bertschy Sends Flans of Invention to Save Ships from U-Boats to Secre tary of Navy. A. J. P. Bertschy of Omaha has in vented t "torpedo deflector" which he declares gives promise of solving the submarine menace. It consists of a series of powerful A. J. J'. BERTSCHY magnets suspended on booms along the sides of a ship and about thirty feet away, hanging a few feet above the water. On a ship 300 feet long about 100 suh magnets would be used. They would be supplied with current from a JW-norse power dynamo. Une such dynamo would be sufficient to charge the magnets with 149 kilowatts each. This, Bertschy says, is sufficient to pick up or deflect a weight of one ton at a distance of fifteen feet. It would be impossible for a torpedo traveling ".nirty miles an Hour to pass the pro tecting zone of magnetism, he asserts. Will Save Torpedoes. Mr. Bertschy has a working model at his shop. Twentieth and Harney streets. A high official of the United States Steel corporation saw it and declared it would do the work. "You will not only deflect the tor pedo," Bertschy quotes the steel ofiv cial as saying, "but you will actually save it, and torpedoes are wo $7,000 each." The working of this system of magnets will be all the easier in the case of torpedoes because the current will throw out of gear the gyroscope and delicate stabilizers that keep the torpedo on its course, Mr. Bertschy sa.d. The total weight of the apparatus for a 300-foot ship would be fifteen tons. The dynamos are already ear ned on most larce slims. Mr. Bertschy has sent the plans for the deflector to the secretary ot '.he navy. Police Go on Hunt for Bootlegger Like Eskimo Wanted A bootlegger who talks like a Swede, looks like an Eskimo and is about 45 years old. Police are trying to serve a John Doe warrant on a man who sold two pints of whisky to CJiarles Buchanan, Blair farmer. .Monday night in Louis Miller's place at Twelfth and Doug las streets. Buchanan, w ho. w as fined $10 and costs in police court Tuesday for be ing drunk, informed Judge Madden that a man who "talked like a Swede, hut had dark eyes and straight, black hair," had sold him the booze. D. M. Moless, an Indian from the Winnebago reservation, was fined $10 and costs for being drunk and disor derly. He was arrested in the North western hotel. When asked where he got his "load," Moless said that his brother-in-law gave it to him. "Where, is your brother-in-law now?" asked the court. "On the way to Washington," answered Moless, smiling. New Railroad Work Goes Over for Lack of Men Owing to the inability to find men who want to work, the Burlington will not begin any new construction this season. Aside from carrying on the regular maintenance work, little will be done west of the Missouri river, aside from completing the Chalco-Yutan cut-off. It is given out that the cutting down of the hill between Tenth and Six teenth streets, north of llason, will he abandoned so far as this year is concerned. This means that the line between Omaha and South Omaha will not be double-tracked. Contracts had been awarded for do ing the work in and around' Omaha, but on account of there being so little abor available, the contractors have wen granted an extension until next car, at least. M. A. M. Opposes Shorter Day and Old Age Pensions Sen York, May 14. A shorter .vork day will come without legisla tion, when it can be shown it will bring an increased profit to the era nloyer, according to a report pre icnted by the committee en Indus rial Betterment at the opening ses ion of the annual convention of the National Association of Manufactur ers here today. The committee also reported that compulsory sickness insurance is not "wise or desirable" and that there is no present necessity for old age pen sions legislation. y hymenYalT Fasmussen-Sagar. Miss Nora Sagar and Mr. Lawrence Rasmussen slipped away to Papillion Monday morning and were married at the court house. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Killian accompanied the couple on their surprise trip. Mr. and Mrs. Rasmussen will reside at M'7 McKinley street, Benson.. Chamberlain! Cough Remedy. 1 he personal recomincndalioii of people who have been cured of coughs and colds by Chamberlain's Cough Remedy have done much to wards making this preparation one of the most popular in use. Adv. THE "ELK," NEW STEAMBOAT TO AID TRANSPORTA TION AT OMAHA Here is Omaha's newest river craft, the largest plying here in a third of a century. It will be used to carry grain from Decatur to Omaha during the rush season, and this summer will be used as a pleasure boat. It has a capacity for 300 passengers. OMAHA If GIRL IN MUSICAL COMEDY Miss Louise Bratton Writes a Play for Sophomore Class and Will Take Lead ing Role. Miss Louise Bratton of the Univer sity of Omaha is not only a good student and singer, but a humorist She has written the sophomore stunt tor the gala day festival. The comedy is musical and in it the modern girl changes place with the The"Elk," a steamboat with a ca pacity for a 150-ton cargo, has arrived in Omaha and will ply regularly be tween Decatur and Omaha to aid the "Julius K. Silber." already ooerating, in bringing to the Omaha market large quantities of grain now waiting at De catur for delivery.' Ihe Elk is thirty feet longer and some wider than the "Julius F. Silber." It pushes no barge, but carries its car go on deck. The upper deck is equipped with cabins for the crew. The boat has a passenger capacity for 300 people. It is planned to use it as a pleasure craft during the summer when the heavy run of grain will have been reduced so the "Julius F. Silber" can handle the grain traffic albne. Hugh Uallup or Decatur bought the boat from Captain Seneshal of Sioux City. Captain Seneshal, jr., piloted the boat to Omaha on its initial trip. This boat has been operating on the upper Missouri hauling grain for some years. When the "Soo Line" was built recently this boat carried all the locomotives to the new line of rail way. Incidentally it thus worked it self out of a job. for the "Soo Line" began to carry all the grain formerly carried bv the steamer. s Walters Made Pilot. Captain Davy Walters, formerly operating the "Ada Belle" between Omaha and Decatur, and more recent ly pilot of a St. Joseph craft, is to ar rive in Omaha today or tomorrow to run the "Elk." The acquisition of this boat is a part of the general movement on the Missouri and Mississippi for reviving river navigation as an auxiliary to the railroad facilities for handling the transportation in war times. PUT STOP TO ALL GRAINGAMBLING Pit is Deserted and Exchange Floor Quiet as Church Fol lowing Clearing House Ukase. Trading in futures has been dis continued ok the Omaha Grain ex change. The grain business, result- ngly, has resolved itself into purely a supply and demand proposition. The man who has grain to sell, hunts a customer, and the man who desires to buy finds somebody who has grain to sell. Before tit exchange opening Tues day morning the Clearing House as sociation r eld a meeting and after rejournment this notice was posted: Until further notice, no trades for future delivery of grain shall be made except for the purpose of closing trades no open. "No meniner shall make purchases or sales of May wheat, corn or oats for future delivery for 'he purpose of closing open trades at prices higher man tnosc prevailing at the close ot business last Saturday, such prLes having been $3.55 a bushei for wheat, $1.60 for corn and 7iH cent- for oats." Following the bulletin the pit was deserted and the exchange floor took on the quiet of a church. Men were on hand with grain to sell for future delivery, but no buyers were to be tound. A. H. Bewsher, who has been the grain business continuously for mor? than twenty-five years, said: 1 believe it is the first time in the history of the grain marketing trade that a condition of this character has existed. Just what will be the ulti mate outcome it is hard to predict. For a time it is going to demoralize' the entire grain business of the world. In time conditions will orobablv adjust themselves, but until then the market is poing to be upset. Prices undoubtedly will go lower on all grains." Thief Gives Bogus Check To Invalid Woman for Chicks Police are trying to apprehend what they say is the meanest thief in Omaha. Monday a smoothitalkine man went to the home of Mrs. M. F.. McBride. 4912 Capitol avenue, 72 years old, and an invalid, in answer to her adver tisement that she had thirty-six chick ens for sale. The smooth-ta'king stranger gave Mrs. McBride a $36 check on the Live Stock National bank for the fowls. The check was found to be worthless. Later Dolice found the thirtv-six chickens killed in a butcher shop. The butcher said he made the ourchasi. for $17.40. PEOPLE ARE GREAT AS WE MAKE THEM SO Groh Takes the Kaiser as an Example and Wonders if He Ever Has Aches Like Others Humans, By A. R. GROH. What are these men whom we call "great?" Come and share with me some of the thoughts I have been hav ing on this strange mystery. Take the kaiser, for example, as he now occupies the center of the stage. He seems like a being of another world. Few of us ever have seen him. None of us have seen him since the war started. Pictures always show him in some heroic attitude reviewing the troops or seated with his ministers, panoplied in gorgeous uniform. We read of him only in "big" surroundings. The "all highest" appears with his staff at great headquarters or he .gives instructions to the imperial chancellor, or he does some other spectacular thing. Now, the kaiser is only a human being. He cannot always be striking those middle-of-the-stagc poses. Awakened by Milk Wagon. I wonder what he is like when he is alone. When he lies down at night and the last master of the bedcham ber has withdrawn I wonder what are his thoughts then. I wonder if he is disturbed by the barking of a dog outside his window, or if he is awakened at 3 a. m. by the rattling of a milk wagon past the palace in Unter den Linden. I wonder if he is troubled with corns. I try to sec him putting corn salve on at night and then, four days later, or three days (according to di rections on the bottle), soaking the imperial, but physically just like other, feet in hot water and digging out the offending corns. I wonder what kind of tooth paste he uses to brush his teeth. And what kind of shaving soap does he user 1 wonder if he shaves himself. And docs he use a safety razor? And what does he say when he cuts the imperial face? For razors will draw blood from an LOVISE B&ATTarr man in the war situation. The produc tion is original and promises to be the hit of the spring celebration. Miss Gertrude Reynolds assisted with the parodies and is now helping Miss Bratton in the presentation of the comedy. Miss Brattor. will take the leading role and will sing several solos. She has a beautiful soprano voice. Omaha music lovers keep the co-ed busy with engagements even while she is devoting a great deal ot time to the gala day preparations. imperial cheek just as quickly as from your cheek, reader. He Loses Collar Button? How often does he get a hair cut, I wonder? And does he tell the barber to "put on some tonic"? Or does he have it combed "dry"? Does lie mani cure his own fingernails? Does he wear Dr. DiffiebalTcr's celebrated un derwear? Does the collar button sometimes fly out and roll under the imperial bureau when he is putting on his collar? I wonder if the kaiser takes sucar in his colfee. And does he wear rub bers when it rains? Does he sit down and light his pipe and read the news papers after dinner in the evening? And what do he and his wile talk about when they are alone? I take the kaiser merely as an ex ample. 1 wonder such things about all the "great." For they can't always be striking public attitudes. They are made of the same flesh and blood and bone as you and I. Heat and cold affect them the same. They get the same diseases. Razors will nick them; corns hurt them. A French writer says, The great are great only because we carry them on our shoulders. When we throw them off they sprawl on the ground. Voting Places Given Free For Conscript Registry Owners of store buibMncs, garages and other places used as voting pre cincts are responding patriotically to the request for registra'.ion places for the army conscription, according to Election Commissioner Moo-head. He said that in all probability it will not be newssary to rent any of the buildings or store rooms to be used for registration. .there arc l-'4 voting precincts in Douglas county. The majority of the voting places arc owned by private individuals, only a few being tire houses and schools. f 002 Good FREE TO ASTHMA SUFFERERS A New Home Core That Anyone Fin Tm Without Dltwomfort or Lmn of Tim. We have a New Method that curea Anth a, and we want you to try It at our . pense. No matter whether your case 1 of lone standing or rrcent development.. whclhr It Is present as occasional or chron ic Asthma, you should Kind for a free trial of our method. 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Yet a canvas of 2500 Scripps-Booth owners shpws that this eight is averag ing 18 miles per gallon of gasoline. Such mileage from an eight is as rare as the Scripps-Boch union of luxury with light-weight. W. M. CLEMENT MOTORS CO. ZS14 Farn.ni St.. Omaha, Nab. Phona Douflaa 52IS Four-Cylinder Roadster $ 935 Four-Cylinder Coupe ... )450 Eight-Cylinder Four-Passenger 1285 Eight-Cylinder Town Car 2575 o LUMBER AND GOAL MEN WILL PROTEST To Object to Charge Proposed for Diverting Cars in Tran sit, a Privilege Long Enjoyed. A battery of Omaha coal dealers and lumber dealers will go to Chi cago shortly to appear before a spe cial examiner of the Interstate Com merce commission to protect tljcir long-standing privilege of diverting cars in transit, which privilege the railroad ate seeking to cut oil. The railroads arc seeking to impose a charge on the diverting in transit, or reconsignnient privilege. Coal job bers, lumber jobbers, sugar jobbers and jobbers in a great many other lines are affected. For many years these people have ordered carloads or trainloads of lum ber, coal, sugar or other commodities from any given point of origin, and have then had the privilege of divert ing one, two, three or any number of cars at any point along the route, and sending them to an entirely diff erent destination than the one to which they were originally billed. No charge was made for this reconsign nient in transit. Want to Make Charge. Now the roads have asked the In terstate Commerce commission for permission to charge $2 for a'recon signments in the order in which the the car reaches the point of first-destination; and $5 after it has reached that point. The coal and lumber, dealers say if the railroads would handle the con signment in the order in which the cars leave the points of origin, re consignment would not so often be necessary. Instead, they hold, twenty cars of coal may be loaded at the mines in twenty consecutive days, shipped out. from day to day billed to Omaha, and the first car out may be the last one to reach its desti nation. This, they say, is what is making so much leconsignmeut ne cessary in transit to till rush orders that should have been taken care of if the service of the roads had been dependable on the hrst ears billed out. Russ Minister Expresses Fear Disaster Will Come Petrograd, Sunday. May 13. In an impassionrd appeal to delegates from the front at a meeting in 1'etrograd today, A. F. Kcrensky, minister ot't justice, made the most alarming, diagnosis of Russia's internal crux that has come from any official since the revolution. The minister of jus-; tice heretofore, optimistic and reassur- ing in his assertion, confessed that his confidence had left him and that he feared disaster. n I 1 1 JUT THE SMOOTHEST - SMOKING TOBACCO TnUE is the most valu able thing in the world. An' the two years of it that go into Velvet make Velvet mo' than worth yo' dime. VELVET isn't "just a name" it is a description of the aged-in-thc-wood smooth ness and mellowness that the choicest of mild Kentucky Bur- ley tobacco gets from two years natural ageing. Doctor Says Nuxated Iron Will Increase Strength of Delicate People 100 in Ten Days In many Instances Persons have suffered untold agony for years doctoring for nerv ous weak net , alomach, liver or kidney dis ease or soma other aliment when their real trouble was lack of iron In tha blood.- How to tell. New York, N. V. In a rectint discourse Pi. Fj. Paur, a But. ton iihynlclan who hm bttnlirtt widi'ly both in this country and in Bifsl Kuropran mtlU-et inntilulions, said: "If you were to niakn an arhml blood ttt nu all people who sr? Ill you would prohnhiy be Brrntly astonished at the exi'eediiiKly large Dumber who lacs iron and who are ill for no other reason than the lack of iron, The moment Iron in sunnlied all their multi tude of dangerous symptoms dfnappear. With out iron the blond at mire lone Ine nower to rhsnpe food into living tissue and there fore not hint)' you est. does you sny a-ood ; you don't get be Mronjrlh out of it. Your food merely passes through your system like corn through a mill with tho rollers m wide apart thst. thn mill rnn't grind. As a reni U of thin continuous blood and nerve starvation, people become generally weakened, nervous and all run down and frequently develop all sorts of conditions. One is too thin: another is hnrclened with unhealthy fat; some are sn weak they can' hardly wall,; some think they have dyspep sia, kidney or liver trouble; some can't sleep at night, others aro sleepy and tired all day; some fussy and Irritable; nome skinny and bloodless, but all lack physical power and endurance. In such ennrs, it is worse than foolishness to take stimulating medi cines or narcotic rtruit, which only whip up your fagging vital powers for the moment, maybe at tho expense of your life later on. Nu matter what any one tells you, if you aro not strong and well you owe it to your self to make the following test. ee how long you can work or bow far yon can walk without becoming tired. Next take two five grain tablets of ordinary nuxated Iron tbreaj times per day after meals for two weeks. Then test your strength again and see for yourself how much you have gained. I have) seen doiens of nervous run down people who were ailing all the time double, and even triple their strength and endurance and en tirely get rid of their symptoms of dyspepsia, liver and other troubles in from ten to fourteen days' time simply by taking Iron in the proper form, and this, after they had in some esses been doctoring for months without obtaining any benefit. You can talk as ynu please about al) the wonders wrought by new remedien, but when you come down to bard facta there Is nothing like rood old iron to put color In your cheeks and good sound, healthy flesh on your boqes. It la also a great nerve and stomach strength ener and the bent blood builder in the world. The ony trouble was that the old form of Inorganic iron, like tincture or Iron. Iron acetate, etc., often ruined people's teeth, up set their stomachs and were not assimilated, and for these reasons they frequently did more harm than good. But with the discov ery of the newer forma of organic Iron all thin has been overcome. Nuxated Iron, for example, is pleasant to take, does not Injure the teeth and is almost immediately bene ficial. NOTE The manufacturers of Nuxated Iron have such unbounded confidence in Ha po tency that they authorise the announcement that they will forfeit $100 to any Charitable Institution if they cannot take any man or women under sixty who lacks Iron and fn crease their strength 100 per cen or over In four weeks time, provided they have no serious organic trouble. Also they will re fund your money in any case in which Nuxated Iron does not at least double your strength in ten days' time. It la dispensed in Hi ia eity by Hherman A McConnell Drug Co. and all good druggists. Advertisement. Four-Cylinder Roadster The Orkin Bros.' Parisian Purchase Sale Strikes Immense Strides from Opening PIlMllllj Your little Old Purse stays while this sale is on. stout' Throngs of buyers; attire stocks selling with excessive speed; purchasers enthused, pleased, even enraptured over their various "buys," with every indication that they will return again and again before this Orkin Bros.' "Parisian Purchase" event is over with. THAT'S the story of this sale in a nut shell. Omaha women folk responded in a hurry when they found that the "Parisian Purchase" Sale included ALL of the Orkin Bros, "over stocks" as well as EVERY garment yet re maining from the stocks of the former "Paris inn 'J Cloak Co. Lingerie Waists Hundreds of them Very nobby styles, worth to $1.95 each one of the Orkin Bros.' "Overstocks" 791 $1.79 For $3.50 Striped Voile Waisls 365 of 'em $1.49 For $2.50 WASH SKIRTS 300 of 'em 79c Lingerie Waists Worth $1.50 500 of 'm- $3.49 For $6.50 Crepe de Chine Waists 200 of 'em $2.49 For $3.50 WASH SKIRTS 265 of 'em $1.49 Lingerie and Tub Silk Waists 425 of 'em $2.95 Valu Faultless, Stunning Attire af Lowly Figures All remaining $2.i)5 silk Pettic'ts $1.79 $3.95 Silk Petticoats. .$2.96 Middle Blouses a Lot of the $1.25 Kind at 84c $19.50 Nary and Black Suits at. .$11.75 $25.00 Navy and Black Suits at. .$13.75 $29.50 Navy and Black Suits at. .$16.75 $32.50 Navy and Black-Suits at. .$18.75 $35.00 Navy and Black Suits at. .$21.75 $37.50 Navy and Black Suits at. .$23.75 $39.50 Navy and Black Suits at. .$26.75 $45.00 Naw and Black Suits at. .$28.75 $5.00 Silk and Cloth Skirts at. . . .$2.96 $6.50 Silk and Cloth Skirts at. . . .$3.96 $7.50 Silk and Cloth Skirts at. . . .$496 $8.50 Silk and Cloth Skirts at. . . .$5.96 $10.00 Silk and Cloth Skirts at . . .$6.95 $12.50 Silk and Cloth Skirts at. . .$7.95 $13.50 Silk and Cloth Skirts at. . .$8.95 $15.00 Silk and Cloth Skirts at. .$10.95 You Can Double Your Wardrobe at These Prices $15. $19, $22, $25, $29, $32, $35, 37 00 Silk 50 Silk ,50 Silk ,00 Silk ,50 Silk ,50 Silk 00 Silk 50 Silk Dresses, Dresses, Dresses, Dresses, Dresses, Dresses, Dresses, Dresses, Closed at. Closed at . Closed at. Closed at . Closed at . Closed at. Closed at. Clospd at. ..$7.95 ..$9.95 .$11.95 .$13.95 .$16.95 .$18.95 .$21.95 .$23.95 $15.00 Coats, $19.50 Coats, $25.00 Coats, $2(150 Coats, $29.50 Coats, $32.50 Coats, $35.00 Coats, $39.50 Coats. must sell, at $9.75 must sell, at $11.75 must sell, at $13.75 must sell, at $16.75 must sell, at $18.75 must sell, at $21.75 must sell, at $23.75 must sell, at $26.75 And These Are Not t II the Items, by Any Means Mm Brothers 1519-1521 Douglas Street-South Side, Near 16th Street