THE BEE: OMAHA, WEDNESDAY, MAY 2, 1917. The Om'aha Bee DAILY (MOBNIBO-iVENINO-SUMDAT FOUNDED BY EOWAUP KOSEWATE VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR " TRB BIB fOBLISHINO COMPANY. MtOWrfffTQK. Ilitmd t Omaha poataffies sa sssoml-slsss anttsr. TEJUrlS or SUBSCRIPTION, Br Carrtar. 0.11, as Bunfl.r.. .................. "I" Dtllf arlUKW swaar " lantai acd Bandar " Ewlni vttkool Savlar " Suadu Baa aotr . " Datlr IM Sundar B. tbm raia Is artioa.... Saatf mm ai obuf at addie ar inasaiaitw Bm, CUralattoa Dapaiuaau. Mr Mil " . 4.M IN ....... .US" REMITTANCE Imlf ar draft, aipma or poaul ordar. Only I ymit of small acooama. Faneaal ttMs. Maun sxohansa. sot aooaptad. OFFICES tmaSS-TM Bat HktW 9"f?" Soul Omaha nil N St. Kaw Yw Marti WuHa u N. Mala R 'a Oas ftanauls. Kaw fork M FlflS Aaa. c Unit Kaw Bb. a Coauaaraa. WaaMinMB-TH lttt St H. W. rnsBHPONOENCE addraai anmsjoitleatlons ralaUna I aawa aad adUorill la attar 10 Onaba baa, Editorial DapartaaaL MARCH CIRCULATION. 54.454 DailySunday. 50,477 irrrin almilatloa for thi amiss aobawlbad and asms k sr Oi Vnillana, CtlculallOB Maaaiar. Subacrlbsrs laalnf Km sri akw.U km Thw Bw. ulW ta tbara. AaMrsss chsnssa1 a )ta raquaataal Three-dollar whest I Still Uncle Sara thinks he esn loan money to farmers. King Ak'i forthcoming private itock of but termilk insures a souse minut the headaches. Despite hif celebrated punch, King Alcohol', peacelul farewell to the ring befitted the knell of doom. ' Improved prospects for winter wheat empha sizes once more that crop scares carry t large percentage of Imagination. Time, talent and caloric poured out in both endi and the middle failed to make the state house a bone-dry institution. ' Hsite in sending men to the firing lines spells human wsste. Experience supports the army itaff in requiring thorough preparation. ' Omaha fall far ihort of doing iti share in swelling the local muster roll. Line up, while there is yet time to beat the draft. ! As i practical evidence, of feminine economy the overflowing treasury of th Woman's club leaves mere man hobbling m the rear. - Decent regard for self and company for some time to come forbids even a whisper of the mournful notes: "Oh, How Dry I Am." With veal throwing the dust of the market place on pork the chances of the prodigal getting his scriptural handout grow painfully slim. Some of the excuses for price uplifts put for ward nowadays might well make the shad of Birnum weep for the good things he missed. The country may well believe that Washington realizes the magnitude of tbe tasks ahead and will proceed with the work as vigorously as men and means permit. ' V,' - ' If the news coming across the border' from Mexico samples the goods sent by Mexican wire less to Germany the fruits of Teutonic enterprise falls short of the expense. 1 ; , Censorship approaching the Prussian system is impossible in the United States. A muzzled press Is autocracy's salvation. Advancing democracy draws life and inspiration from light and truth. i The early employment of German, ships In carrying supplies to our allies directly compen sates in part for American losses In subsea war fare. Thus are weapons "made in Germany" ef fectively tamed on the inventors of ruthlcssness. Joint action by New York Insurance companies and the state insurance department disposed of the question of war risk advances on life policies. An increase of $37.50 per annum on each $1,000 of the policy was agreed to as a satisfactory adjust ment of the increased risk and applies to policies taken out by persons entering the military and naval service. ' ; ' ' Transporation companies seeking rate advances in Nebraska should be required to "come into court with clean hands." Discrimination against many points in the state persist in interstate rates and efforts to eliminate them fail of adequate re sults. This is a matter of vital interest which should receive attention from the State Railway commission. Corporations pleading for a square deal should first practice what they preach. Trade Mark Advertising Makes Possible Intel' ligent Buying . By Clinton L. Oliver Mobilization for Farm Work. "Arm and Farm" it a splendid slogan for the American people, and a complete willingness to observe the injunction everywhere is manifest Machinery to care for the arming is already at hand, In the organization of the army and navy, with the great cabinet departments at their head and their recruiting agencies reaching out Into every village of the country.- Farming is not so welt provided tor. The Department of Agricul ture has a splendid organization, so far as it goes, but it does not reach to the important, nay, the controlling factor of the farmer's problem at present that of providing the man-power needed for the farms. Men are needed now, if ever, to see that the increased acreage demanded is prop erly seeded. ' Farmers must have help or they cannot get the idle acres under cultivation. Omaha has no central depot from which this demand may be supplied, but one could quickly be organized and made of effective service. Here is where the Commercial club has a chance to do a great serv ice. Let it name a committee, establish headquar ters and direct the work of getting the jobless man to the manless jobs now waiting in Nebraska cornfields. ' "Involuntary Servitude" in the Army. ' A number of readers of The Bee are sending letters to the editor, setting up that the new army bill it unconstitutional because H contem plates involuntary servitude, which is expressly prohibited If these objectors will examine the constitution a little more closely and give more thought to the question they will discover how far wrong they are. The constitution protects every man in his inalienable rights, but in return it requires from him something, and part of the compensation he is expected to make is service to the government in whatever capacity or form it may be required. This may be taken from his labor power in the form of taxes, as taxation is merely requisitioning by the government of a por tion of the income created by labor. Or the serv ice required may be personal, as was held by the Oregon court, which decided that a man's neigh bor! had a right to insist on his accepting a po litical office, regardless of his personal inclinations or interests. Likewise the country has a right to requisition the services of any or all its citi zens to perform any task needed for the general good. These objectors to the universal service law cling too closely to the letter and miss entirely the spirit and purpose of the constitution. , Plea of the Grocers is Sound. Omaha grocers make a very reasonable re quest of their customers. It is that all bills be settled at the earliesf possible moment, thus put ting the business on a cash basis as nearly as pos sible. Advantage to both dealer and customer Hows from such an arrangement The one will be able to make his purchases at lower rate be cause Of getting the discount allowed for-cash and the other will share in this by getting his personal supplies cheaper. In the retail grocery business, where the turn-over is such a vital fac tor, a few "slow pay" customers make the differ ence between profit and loss. ' The dealer who extends credit does it with the expectation that the customer will be alive to his obligation in the transaction and that the account will be set tled without delay. If the grocer is compelled to carry his profits on his books in the shape of un collected accounts his business will not prosper and he must take other means for protecting him self or go out of business. This relief is gener ally found in charging more than a fair profit, thus requiring the cash-paying customer to carry the burden of the one who la negligent. Pay all your bills promptly and you will be doing some thing to mitigate at least the cost of living. Repeated advertisements of trade marked merchandise reminds the public of the fact that the home stores carrv these commodities which are indentical in quality and price wherever sold. V Thus a great many people are induced to shop at home whether , they live in the small town or in the city. - Unconsciously the public has formed the habit of studying the advertisements in the best publications. From this study the shopper is enabled to go to the home merchant and intel ligently look over his goods, and from the trade marks ahown on them, know of the quality and proper prices. Goods that are not trade marked are very often those that are made by factories on con . tract for various distributors. The quality is often lowered because of the price concessions, and this is the reason they bear no trade mark. , The reputation of the factory is not at stake and one article of this class may be good and another very 'unsatisfactory. Because of this possibility . of buying merchandise of varying quality the buyer should be careful. The manufacturer who trade marks his mer chandise intends to make the manufacturing of . his product his life business. Take for exam- : ole some Diece of machinery. Suooose that vou buy one and use it several yeara with satisfac tion. Then some part breaks or wears out That will not render the machine useless if it is made under a trade mark you can send to the mana facturer who will send the needed renairs. While he may have been constantly improving the ma chine he has felt in honor bound to protect the . users tnereot ana keeps repairs on nana. sup. ; nose you had bought this machine from you icnow-not-whom, where then would the needed renairs come from? If vou buy trade marked, advertised eoods you are buying that on which a manufacturer's reputation must stand or fall according to the . satisfaction given. For this reason intelligent buying is made possible by trade marked and 3 advertised products. Is a Prizefighter "Workman"? At the beginning of the great war a German court was called on to decide a unique queation of ownership, in which possession of a bullet was disputed by the man who intercepted its flight with hit body and the surgeon who extracted it from his flesh. In this case it was held that the rule of treasure trove did not apply, but that if 'title had passed it was from the man who fired the shot to the man who received the missile. A point almost as interesting, and quite as valu able, is now raised in Minnesota. A prizefighter, whose jaw was broken in a combat, sues the club under whose management he was exhibitng for relief provided by the workmen's compensation law. He alleges injury received in course of his employment and claims a right to such compensa tion as any other worker injured in course of duty. The outcome of the case will be serviceable a establishing what, if any, economic function the prizefighter fills. Generally the professional pugilist has been considered the one absolutely useless member of society. For all the rest some economic value has been assigned. If this novel suit should bring out the fact that the pugilist as such is a workman, then it will be time to de bate the application of ' "assumption of risk," 'contributory negligence" and the other elements of accidental injury cases. Until the court holds otherwise, the world will tumble along ita pres ent rough course, holding a long established view to the effect that while a prizefighter may be amusing he certainly is not useful. If the Commissioners Do Come. Omaha has extended a cordial and pressing in vitation to the high commissioners from Great Britain and France to visit us. Something of se crecy is being observed as to the movements of these distinguished guests of the government, for obvious reasons, and the itinerary of the party is not being given undue publicity. Therefor Omaha may not know immediately if it is to be included in the list of stopping places. If the party doea come hither it will find waiting for it a loyal and united citizenship, not only eager to serve the country, but to entertain the leaders of the great democracies with whom we have cast our lot in 'the struggle fot human liberty. The tour is well undertaken, for it will give as nothing else can a comprehensive notion of the unlimited resources that have been enlisted by the United States for its share in the war. Impressive as the factories and warehouses of the east must be, the fields, orchards, flocks and herds, mines and mills of the west will be equally eloquent of this coun try's wealth and power. A possible explanation of New York'a back wardness ib coming forward to the recruiting of. fices may be found in the certainty of paying a goodly share of the cost. National taxes are not the only sources of worry. Revenue sleuths of the legislature seek new sources of state income to make up a $20,000,000 defict in a budget of $80,000,000. In the face of these conditions the Empire state patriots are disposed to do their bit at home and turn in the cash. , r . '.- -, . .-, , .,- . Mobilizing Science By Frederic J. Haskin Washington, April 29. "What can you do for your country at war?" This is the gist of a question which Di rector Holmes of the United States Bureau of Mines is sddressing to thousands of mining engi neers, miners and chemists. This work, which is being undertaken at the request of the Council for National Defense, is part of a larger scheme to compile a register of the scientific brains of America that are available for use during the war. The guiding idea behind this plan is to sort the manhood of America in such a way that the terrible waste of training and talent on the field of battle which crippled the munition industries of Britain and France at the beginning of the war may be avoided by the United States. the clearest lesson ot tne European war is that modern warfare is a warfare of materials. Probablv no modern nation is better fitted by natural endowment to wage such warfare than the United States. In natural resources readily accessible and thoroughly defended against all enemies, no European country can compare with the United States, except Russia; while in the individual efficiency of its men of science, and es pecially in ingenuity, which means ability to meet emergency needs, the United States is conceded pre-eminence. These two factora of materials and the scientific ability to use them are no less hnoortant than mannower in the field, and are apt to be the deciding factor in a prolonged struggle. Queries have been addressed to the ten thou sand members of the American Chemical society and five thousand members of the American So ciety of Mining Engineers, to four thousand coal mining companies and an equal number of metal mining companiea. The scientists addressed are aent a torm upon which they write an account oi their training and experience and also answer the question: "In case of emergency how and where in your opinion could you be of most service to this Country?" The companies are merely asked for lists ot their chemists, engineers, metallurgists and men skilled in the handling of hieh explosives. Each of these men is then sent a form to fill out. Reolies are now coming to Mr, Fay, who has charge of the work at the Bureau of Mines, in great numbers, but it is impossible as yet to esti mate the percentage of men who will answer. Most ot these replies contain an intelligent ana sincere offer of service, Some of them soecifical- ly offer valuable formulae, the use of laboratories or a certain part of the individual's tjme. A surprising percentage of those replying have had some sort of military experience in the mili tia, in military schools in the Spanish-American war, or in local military organizations. A num ber of Germans have replied, offering their serv ices. There have been a few replies seeking con tracts, or other selfish sdvantages, but a sane and aincere spirit of patriotism: expressing itself in concrete and specific offers of service, is the char acteristic spirit of these men of science. A man who had devoted his entire life to the study of the chemistry of glass-making might seem at a glance to be of little value in time of war. One offers his services to the government, however, who has obtained all the formulae worked out by British manufacturers for the mak ing of high grade glasses for which the whole world formerly depended upon Germany, such as Sharmaceutical glass, resistance glass and X-ray ulb glass. He offers all of these formulae to gether with a part of his time to the United States government free of charge. engineers are a wide-ranging profession and an entirely new classification has been made nec essary by the number of men who list among their experience time spent in foreign countries. Thus there is one engineer who has spent three years in China and speaks Chinese. He has taught in the Chinese Imperial university. Since China has announced that she is with the United States In our attitude toward Germany, a man of this sort might prove invaluable for organization work in China. .. . Railroad men, steel workers and experts in the production and transportation of petroleum. who would be needed in numbers, are being rap idly listed, bo important are the oil men that a special letter to all oil companies is being pre pared, asking them for the names of all chem ists, drillers and experts in the transportation and storage of oil. A geologist oners his services and explains that he has made a special study of quicksilver. As quicksilver is a constituent of the fulminate used in detonatora, his services will be very valu able in munition making. An offer of services has also been received from a manufacturing chemist who has had experience in the Frankfort arsenal. Ihe locating of these who have been directly con nected With the business of munition-makincr is of course an important phase of the work. A maker ot high grade porcelain is another sort that would not appear to have much value in war time. But this man knows all about mak ing spark pluga and electrical insulators, so that his usefulness at once becomes apparent. A professor of textile chemistry offers his services as an inspector of textiles bought for military use, such an uniform cloths, blankets and canvases. t r- Nitrocellulose Is used in many high explosives, so that an expert in this substance who has spent most of his life in a factory where celluloid goods are made is able to offer valuable special knowl edge. An analytical food chemist, a man who makes analysea of water supplies for a railroad, an expert in aeronautical glues and varnishes, an acid expert, a biological chemist who has had hos- ?ital experience and a professional analyst of uels are among the other specialists whose serv ices have been offered and who may be reached in a moment when they are needed. Nebraska Press Comment Wayne Herald: The town of Coleridge, with a population of only 600, sent in one day last week thirty-five young men for enlistment in the United States army and on the preliminary examination only four were rejected. More than forty from that town have responded to the call to arms since war was declared. If every town and city would do half as well these would be more men in the service than would be needed. York News-Times: Mayor Dahlman of Omaha wants the state capital moved to Grand Island. So far as York is concerned it makes no differ ence whether the capital ia at Lincoln or Grand Island, as one is as far west as the other is east, but the settling up of the western part of the state has made the capital moving question for midable and the time may come when the people will demand a vote on the question. Beatrice Express: Ex-Governor Morehead tel egraphed the Nebraska delegation at Washington that the majority of this state's citizenship is for the volunteer system. "Conscription," he says, "is exceedingly unpopular. My associations are such that I know the sentiment of the .ank and file. Let those' go who are willing to volunteer is the the unanimous verdict." Is it possible that they have another "traitor" in the democratic ranks of Nebraskaf wonder wner Mr. wore, head heard that "sentiment"? . Albion Argus:' The Nebraska legislature will adjourn and go home, followed by the execrations of the people of the state, as ia always the case. In mite nf the fact that a legislature is considered menace to the welfare of the state, most of the members honestly try to do their duty. They have done some good things at the recent session, failed to do many that they should have done, made some appropriations that the people are willing to be taxed to meet and made profligate use of the people's money in some cases that they would not had the expenditures been for them selves. They are glad to get to go home and the people are glad to have them go. M least it is known that the period of doing damage has passed byA ...,., I TODAY I Proverb tor the Day. There are as many opinions as people.- , One Year Ago Today ia tbe War. German assault near Yprea and Al bert broke down under British Are. Heavy bombardments followed French capture ot German trench neayr Fort Douaumont. Italians carried mountain peaks and pasaea after two days' battle In gla ciers. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago Today. At the annual election ot officers of the Omaha Typographical union the following were elected for the ensuing year: Prealdent N. 8. Mahan; vice president, W. E. Barlow; financial sec retary, Jamas Cahan; treasurer, J. E. Whelan; recording secretary, W. F. Rudae: sera-cant-at-arma. H. Long; executive board, James Dermody, C. R. McClellan, c. M. Hopkins, K. E. ADer nathy and L. Moulton. ' Foley's saloon on Thirteenth near Farnam waa visited by burglars, who effected an entrance through a rear door and tapped the money drawer for $80. The Swedish' Library association gave a May festival at Meta garden, which was in charge of the following committee: Andrew Newman, Charles W. Widell, Charles Hansen, Charles L. Olson, Oust Hanson and Swan Wlckman, while the floor managers were C. A. Jacobson, John Holmbery and Charles Johnson. Edward H. Strakosch, reprsentlng Sarah Bernhardt, Is in the city making arrangements for her appearance at Boyd's. .The Chicago, 8t Paul, Hlnneapols A Omaha oil house burned, destroying over 600 gallons ot oil and many other supplies. A meeting of the Irish Land league at Cunningham hall waa attended by thirty members, J. A. McShane presiding. Stephen J. Broderlck. nresident of the Gate City Oil company, has called a meeting of all members In W. P. Andres' office in tne Cunningham block. ' This Day in History. - . 1T7S Virginia patriots led by Pat rick Henry forced the governor to pay for the powder taken from Williamsburg. 1786 Thomas Jefferson was ap pointed United States minister to France. 1 1787 Federal convention assem bled in Philadelphia to adopt a na tional constitution. 1808 Revolution In Spain: French massacred in Madrid. 1826 Pedro IV abdicated the throne of Portugal 1842 A petit on for the adoption of the "People's Charter," having more than three million signatures, introduced in the British parliament. 1863 Beginning of the great battle ot Chancellorsvllle, which ended the next day in a victory for the Confederates. 1882 General Conference of the Methodist Episcopal church began its quadrennial session at Omaha. moo oueen victoria received at Windsor the naval contingent who took part In the relief of Ladysmlth. 1916 Several Americans killed and wounded by raids by Mexican bandits on tne united states border. The Day We Celebrate. . Pete F. Petersen, nresident of the TJ. P. Steam Baking company, was oorn May z, 1863. He is a native of Denmark, but has been in this coun try since 1882. starting in the whole sale bakery business in 1890, In which he has achieved a great success. Princess Helena, daughter of the King of Greeee, born in Athens, twenty-one years ago today. Tyrone rower, celebrated photoplay star, born in London, forty-eight years ago today. Jerome K. Jerome, humorist and playwright born near London, fifty- eight years ago today. Harold F. Mccormick, well known capitalist born in Chicago, forty-five years ago today. Edgar Collins, outfielder of the Bos ton National league baaeball team, born in Brooklyn, N. Y., twenty-five years ago today. Edward T. Collins, captain and sec ond baseman of the Chicago National league baseball team, born at Meller ton, N, Y., thirty years ago today. , Timely Jottings and Reminders. The food situation Is expected to re ceive first attention from the German Reichstag when it reassembles today. The part that members of the electro-chemical profession may take in the war Is to be discussed at the spring meeting of the American Electro Chemical society, opening today at Detroit . , The thirty-sixth annual meeting of the stockholders of the Canadian Pa cific railway for the election of di rectors and the transaction of other business will be held today at Mon treal. Secretary of War Baker, as chair man of the Council of National De fense, has asked the governors of all the states to send representatives to a conference to meet In Washington to- aay 10 consider measures or state and federal co-operation In the conduct of the war and the handling of the food situation. Storyette of the Day. ' ' The squire's pretty daughter (ex amining the village school) Now, children; can you tell me what a miracle is? The children looked at one another, but remained silent "Can no one answer this question 7" th new curate asked, who waa stand ing behind the squire's daughter. A little girl waa suddenly struck with a brilliant idea. She held up her hand excitedly. - "Well. Nellie?" the squire's daugh ter asked, smiling approval. "Please, miss," the small child re plied, breathlessly, "mother says 'twill be a miracle If you don't marry the new curate. Topeka State Journal. The Higgins . family was moving from Twenty-sixth to Thirty-sixth street Three vans had carried all their belongings during the afternoon except Mrs. Hlgglna' mother's cut glass bowl, which Mrs. Hfgglns wanted to carry because It waa not easy to pack, and the grandfather's clock that waa never trusted to the moving vans. Higgins always carried it Holding It with both arms, Higgins walked down the front steps like an amateur tight rope dancer and started up the ave nue. It demanded all of his strength, breath and attention. At Twenty-eighth street Higgins set the clock down carefully and mopped his face. "Shay, old man," aald a bleared-eyed Individual who had been staggering up the avanue behind him. ' Hnay, why don't you get a watch?" Every body's Magaalne. Page Mr. Parka Please. Omaha, April 30. To the Editor of The Bee: -When the mayor ordered a cleaning up day the different organisa tions of the citx fell In line to help the city, more especially Mr. Parks sent word out broadcast that if the people would gather up their rubbish in piles In ths alleys or In any con venient place to get at he would come around with his teams and pick it up and cart it away. The people have done their part admirably, but where, oh, where, is Mr. Parks and his teams? On careful inquiry we found that out on west Farnam street where the people are well able to pay for the hauling of their garbage, etc., Mr. Parka had done some work and gotten nis name ana picture in the papers.. We also learned that South Omaha had been pretty well cleaned up and why shouldn't it be? That is Mr. farKS home. The central and northern part of the city has not been touched; the alleys are full of rubbish piles north of Cum ing street and are getting to be eye sores to citizens In that part of the city. Why has prejudice been shown? Maybe the taxpayers In the north part of the city don't help pay for the teams used In this cleanup move and hence are not entitled to the atten tion of his Royal Nibbs. I A NORTH SIDE TAXPAYER. ' Patriotic Response. North Platte. Neb., April 28. To the Editor of The Bee: Luverne, la. (500). and Carwlth, Ia. (480), both towns having less than 1,000 population to gether, have furnished forty-one men for army and navy. Would like to find two towns in Nebraska who have done as-well. They can't be found. J. R. R. Why This War Is God's War. Omaha, April 28. To the Editor of The Bee: There is much darkness on the part of many minds lately con cerning this great war. I do think that, except God give us light, the whole question Is shrouded In com plete darkness. First, God has always been Inter ested In war and has from time to time commanded his people to fight and to use force to bring about a conr dttion of things which he desired. (See I Chron. 15:14-U. Also see I Sam. Ch. 17.) In the latter refer ence you will And that God was in tensely Interested In this shepherd boy who visited his soldier brothers in the army of Saul and God so overruled that visit that this red-cheeked' shep herd boy was proclaimed a hero for slaying the giant Philistine, and that single-handed combat lifted the shep herd youth to a throne and the wear ing of a crown. That same king was the forerunner of Jesus Christ. . I would like to ask any person how long would it have been before we would have gotten rid of the negro slavery in the south if the soldiers of Abraham Lincoln had not fought for the emancipation of the black man? The south laughed at every argument that had been put up for fifty years, but they bowed to the arbitrament of war. Again God prophesied this war and told of the very events which are now coming to pass. (Read Zephaniah 1:14 10.. Also Zeph. 3:8-9.) The con ditions described In these chapters have never been fulfilled in the his tory of the world till now. Now they are fulfilled. God said He would do than that Our loving Savior Him self said in Luke 22:26 on the eve of His crucifixion, "He that hath no sword let him sell his garment and buy one." I believe that for 6,000 years God has endeavored to save men by His dispensations of law and of grace, but the majority of men have refused the Divine call. I do believe that world wide conditions which offended God and destroyed men could never be changed until God used the very means that He is using today. A very striking and remarkable thing has recently occurred In Asiatic Turkey. There is a section of coun try there long known in Bible history by the name of Mesopotamia. Abra ham and his followers at one time dwelt in that country. The emper ors of Rome, like Julius Caesar and Marcus Aurellus, were Interested in it and fought for it. -But for 8,000 years ft has been . occupied by the Turks. However, recently the Eng lish soldiers have driven the Turks from that land and this vast field of 140,000 square miles, especially adapted to the raising of wheat is now for the first time in all these cen turies occupied by a people who are speedily transforming it Into the most fruitful land under the sun. It Is ex pected that it will raise 100,000,000 bushels of wheat and will therefore be the bread basket of the world. How long, I ask, would It have been be fore the wicked Turk would have sur rendered this wonderful land? He would never have done it willingly and by peaceful means. Again It appears that the selling of liquor throughout the world is to cease in consequence of this war. What could have brought this glorious re sult about but a necessary war meas ure? Notice, too, that It appears almost certain at present that in consequence -of woman's part in this frightful strug gle ot 'humanity that women every where are to have the right of the ballot. Another result most commendable Is this, that the sympathy and aid of the Intelligent and God-fearing na tions of the world Is now united for the support and the lives ot the peo ple of the whole world. I ask what could have brought about this remark able result except the dire need which this war has produced? Lastly, a remarkable state of things Is now witnessed in the city of Wash ington. The great nations of the world, with few exceptions, are now gathered together through their rep resentatives, co-operating and delib erating for the best Interests of hu manity. Their purpose is not a self ish one, but a beneficuU one. Not slm- .. . ... V... , n- th WITH ply l Ul .v. .. ,. - . Think of It! Washington, D. C, mili tary capital of the world! In conclusion allow me to say that I have only mentioned some of the gracious results that are direct re sults of this awful struggle and look ing at It as I do I can only exclaim, "What hath God wrought?" REV. C. W. BAVIDGE. MIRTHFUL REMARKS. Nervous Pasaanser (during tha thunder atotm) Ain't It dsnffarova to be en a atraet car when It's Hsntnlns so? Calm Paasenger-Not at alL Tou lea, ths motorman Is a non-conductor. , Tha narvous on felt eaaler. Toledo Blade. "Flubdub Is healthy and wealthy.' "Well ?" . "Vet he keeps harping about life's aea it troubles." "It would serve him rlffht it somebody pvehed him off the dock." LoolsTlllo Courier-Journal. Stranger (arriving at scene of railroad wreck) Hood heavenal What are yoa all waltl.ig for? Wny don't you rescue the psasengere? Spokceman We are waiting for ths mov ing picture men. Louisville Courier- Journal. been atudylng his grand- whlch was very raucb Pobbla had fath r'a face. wrinkled. "Well. Bob." aald ths old gentleman, "do you like my face?" "Tes, grandpa." eald Bobble. "It's an awfully nice face, but why don't yon have It Ironed T" New York Times. DEW MR.WWBBVE, wir nou bote the vm op jf0MAM IS CRrVZY MJ0UT WM m naa so sure of himsbt.'I CVA1RE BAwACH ,, VMl -THE kmtHO WHEN CfNUAWj ON ft uHW-THE SECOND riccrAK wmvow a shave A famous phyitcian, asked at the New York Academy ot MctMcIn, why h won rubbers on a. day when the street wr per fectly dry, replied: "My wife runs down the street after me with them when I don't. I wear them to keep her from getting pneumonia." New Tork Times. ' Trouble had come to a Washington nur jery, and when the mother entered It was to find Charlie in tears, 1 "Why are you crying?" she asked. "Because Louie clapped me." "But why didn't you elap him back?" asked mother, who evidently believed In a policy of retaliation. "Because then It would only be nil turn again." New Tork Times. THE BIG PUSH. N. H. Gubbins In London Mall. We've pushed 'em orf the "Anker," We've pushed 'em orf the Somme, We'll push Jem oat o' Belgium WW bay'nlt an' wlv bomb. We've pushed 'em out O' Bagdad An' Into Palestine, An' glory to the gen'ral Who can push 'em past the Rhine! Now, fix yer bay'nlts ready, Now All. yer 'aversacks, . Now take yer chargln' steady, . Now shoulder up yer packs; Now listen for the whistle, An' see that you're In line, An' glory to the gen'ral . Who can push 'em past the Rhine! Now keep a good alignment, Just as the rule book telle, An' never mind the Lullets An' never mind the shells. Now, can't yer see 'em runnln. 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