Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, April 29, 1917, SOCIETY, Image 26
Ai.. 6 B THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: APRIL 29, 1917. i The Om'aha Bee DAILY fMORNlNCFEVENlNG-SUNDAT FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSE WATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR " TFIE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY, PROPRIETOR. Entered at Omsha postoffice as second-elaas matter.; TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Bj i.'arnr. Br Mail- OtMy and Sunday ptt Booth. M - par w, $6 00 nailj wiiaout Hiuiiij 5 ' ' - fctMimi and Bundsr fctmtm mtlwut Sundsy " i 1J tund Ba ont " e - 5 Pittj and Bunds? Bee. thraa mn in amnios.., Send noitc nf chanca of nMrtM or IrrafuUrll 1b dtilter; to OnaU Bh. Circulatlu DtJptruiiit, REMITTANCE Remit try drift, wrreu or postal order, (inly J eenl sumps tsMe 1 parmm rf tmill arcounti. Personal check. ecepi oa Ooiaba wd eatmi tichseg. not accepted. OFFICES. Omatia Tm Bee Buildlni. Chicago Panrla'i Oaa Bulldlna. buuu. (rntana StlR N HI- New otk M Dflb ate. L'ounril Bluffs 14 N Main 8L Ht. Unilt New B'k- of Commerc Linctila LtttH Bulldlm. Wuhlrtfton-TW llth 8t. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE ArtdtMt wmroufUfritlixii relating to oes editorial BuatUt 10 Omitia Hee. Editorial DeperUnsnt. MARCH CIRCULATION 54,454 Daily Sunday, 50,477 Amite clrnjl.uoo fflr Wi. months lUbicrlbtd sod sworn to Iff DwtjBi Wlllums. circulation Msnstsr. Subscribes ImvIu city ebould hava Tin Ba isalM to Ihsm. Addrsss chanfad lit oltan as rq,uastd. Gentle April weeps too much. A farewell ouse wins little sympathy. May day possibilities cast fearsome shadows .round Europe's autocracies. ; .' Uncle Sam's pre-eminence as the money lerrdrr of the world is now beyond challenge. ' The best evidence of national service for city people, a4ide from enlistment, may be produced in backyard gardens. Don't be a slacker. Dig inl Had Carranza foreseen what was .coming at Washingtbn there is no doubt he would head tHe procession at the loan counter and shout for Old Giory. 'The most critical of weather critics cannot charge discrimination against the weather depart ment. Weti and dryi get the same fluid from the same tank. No matter how abundant this year'a harvest may be, the producer is assured of ample reward for his or her toil. The greater the energy the higher the reward. Holdups on the necessaries of life and holdups on highways morally are in'.the.same class. One is extortion, the other plain robbery. The differ ence purely legal- '' " - ! ' !jt Great .Britain France:, Russia, Italy, Brazil, I'iiba and Hayti line up at the American loan Counter. Poor Old Mexico, as usual, got its wires jprosscd at the wrong time. ; " Paris and London regularly put out estimates t German losses in west front battles, but clamp t!ie lid on their own The rash to deadly grips ktnCiccpi an impartial score. '' ; ' Ti'e poverty plea .of express companies no Coubt "-catties, an impressive array of .famished fijurei.-u aiitv ibnlf 4eatute lacking i,'a pbote gtapbtfJaAt.jur'a,jMjojl OMtfed JWe the cutting was on. " The general staff of the t-uffrage army sees 4.000,000. Votes in sight, with which to impress laggards with a proper sense of duty. The num ber is imposing, but is the staff quite sure of get ting out all the votes? American Army Worthy of Its Name. Votes taken by both houses of congress indi cate the passage of the army bill prepared by the general staff and endorsed by the president. This measure is based on universal service, its purpose being to give each available man his full oppor tunity to serve where he can' do most for the country. It supplants the "voluttteer-system of providing soldiers and thlis dors away with in equalities and uncertainties that have in the past seriously affected the armies of the United States. Warfare in the main ha changed but little through all time, but in its details it has altered with each passing year. Efficiency of Jfte highest order is imperatively demanded of the soldier of today, and this may be developed only by the application of the most modern of methods. To achieve this, and in the most expeditious fashion, is the aim of the new army bill. Under its gen eral provisions the actual, fighting forces of the United States will be organized on a basis that will permit of its being brought to serviceable stage in the shortest possible time. That is the chief advantage. Another great point in favor of the measure is that it does not in any way discriminate against fthe. willing and, , will reach the ""slacker" Each citizen of the country (will be called upon to ren der such service as he is capable of and which rightfully is expected of him. ':. ' . ' General. Scott and others -of the' army have husily prepared for the great .task of assembling the men. who will make up the new organization. When the bill becomes law, as it seems it shortly will, the nation will be found ready to undertake thejnost stupendous task evef set before it. . "Long Life or a Busy One. Death of two leaders of Omaha business and civil! life just when each seemed to. be. at his strongest leads to-some ruminations as to what is a -man's duty, to himself Or to others? A corre; Spondent pleads that if one of these men had been fhore considerate of himself and less active, on behalf of others he might have lived many years.. That is equally true of both, They gave tjnspar ingly of their time and ability, and. seemingly wore themselves out. But they were of immense value to the community while they were active in its life, and had a great sfiae in its growth and prosperity! Would they have been better off had they taken things a Hide easier, declined to re spond to some of the calls made upon them, with-, held" help to others because of its entailinjf effort to. themselves?" The fed-thinks not; aVleast, these men would not have been satisfied with a -life of ease, or even of limited activity, because they were leaders, and leadership entails unstinted effort. Long life may or may not be i blessing; it is much desired by many, but the busy life is sought by-more. Men and women may be taught hpw better to conserve, thitir energy and expend their strength, but they will never learn to be content when work to do is within their reach. By Vlrtor RoMwtr FLAGS! Flags! Flagsl Flags everywhere in New York. If flags alone were the inspira tion to patriotism, there would be no lack of it in these parts, although, judging from report and conversation, the general feeling about the neces sity of getting into the war is divided here, as it is in the west. I think the people here, though, are more alive to the size of the job and more eager to see it through with vigorous measures, now that we are in it. But to get back to the flags, the display is not confined to the Stars and Stripes, but takes in the emblems of the allied countries with which the United States is co-operating. As a rule the triple alliance of America, Great Britain and France is reflected, but in many instances the flags of Italy, Belgium and Russia and sometimes Cuba, Brazil and South American countries are added. Churches as well as public buildings and private establishments have the flags out. I notice old Trinity with its three big banners hung on the outer wall, and large and small shops have beautiful patriotic window dis plays, often with historic relics of other wars to center the grouping. Most effective and artistic of all was the decorative arrangement of the As sociated Press luncheon in a banquet hall fes tooned with flags, Old Glory predominating. At the appointed signal the Stars and Stripes were ruri up a pole by real sailors in uniform, its silken folds spreading out in breezes wafted by electric fans, and this was followed by raising the Union Jack and the French tri-color in turn on smaller poles, a searchlight playing on each of them in the darkened room, while the band played the respectively appropriate anthems. With this set ting the patriotic note in all the speeches could not but help strike home forcibly. Both sides are in substantial agreement on one conspicuous phase of the war. Official Berlin an nounced that the submarines are doing well. Al lied commissioners at Washington regretfully' ad tfljit the suba are doing too well. ' It is evident from the brokera' indictment of the sugar squeeze that the trust borrows the plans of the coal operators' shakedown of last winter. The shortage excuse merely cloaks an extra l It --L.J. .', A J V cuarHG-wr yinjmy' ui -uiucn situ buyhs. t V i -j - Some minor concessions and major promises feature the 'drive of the Commercial club mission on tourist discrimination. If Omaha could cash in all-its-railroad promises of fair dealing the city might finance the allies, without going broke. . Increased food production constitutes the most pressing need of the world, not alon this year, but for years to come. The appeal of the allied commissioners for intensive cultivation' in this country should stimulate farm energies to the ut most. The reward of high prices is as certain as the crop is harvested. la the "piping time of peace" sure to come, when the pinch and hardships of war merge into forgetfulness, Americans who thoughtfully weigh the force of events will find cause for thankful ness in the economic and disciplinary results of the strife. The lessons of national resources uni fied for national defense and individuals trained for service and sacrifice will overshadow the cost in lasting benefits. Free Trade No Longer a British Fetiah. In all our debates on the protective tariff the wonders worked by British' free trade have been dinned upon us with all the changes by the demo cratic tariff reformers. What a surprise, then, to take up a recent copy of the London Times and to find in it, as an advertisement over the names of .all the principal British tire manufacturers, this smashing drive at free trade: Would you put a bullet through the Union Jack? Would you help to rip to shreds, your coun-. try's flag? There are patriotic people who, un wittingly put a bullet through Britain's com mercial flag every time they purchase an im ported tyre. Because It sesds money out of the country which should remain in home circulation. . . Bsu Imported tyres utilize shipping space urgently required for transport of food 'and munitions. ' ..--Because It -is -detrimental to the British tyre industry, whiuh is in a position to supply all -needs, military, commercial and civil. , Remember, not all tyres with British-sounding 'names are 'British, ba the subjoined list, although tiof comp!ete,afford'you a choice of sixteen all j British products.-. . H Plaifiryi' this .war has 'convinced the manufac turers of GpaC BntaW that its free trade system carries seedsstructioMVand British free trade, (as formerly 'maintained, will -. be a thing of the past when peicezifi'Te'siinis.'.. v The soji .treat,' Britain-is learning has a moral for. tilt, 'United $ta,te if We will not shut ;our eyesno it ot allow, .ourselves to be beguiled ,asain by specious- theorists , , . . ' ' i Publicity and War Loans. -. Advance announcements of the coming cam paign for marketing the nation's five billion war loan sounds the cheery high notes of the modern press agent. It is unmistakable ' in wealth of promise and gripping originality. All the forces .of publicity and push will be mobilized. Experts in, adcroftie, masters of appealing word pictures, artists of the brush and pencjil, and the lights and shades of . printers' ink, by means of selective draft will loin forces with the Treasury depart ment jn a .short, sharp and decisive attack on the surplus moneybags, of - the country. Captains of advertising promise the greatest demonstraripn of publicity efficiency the country -has ever wit nessed,, and for the meager expense of one-tenth :pf 1 Jier cent o( the proceeds. Similar agencies skillfully employed achieved surprising- result In subscriptions to Great Brit ain's "victory loan," early- in the year. In this country the success of the first war loan is a fore gone conclusion. The main question is the speed and the volume of excess subscriptions. In these respects new records seen) certain. In the main essentials iHs doubtful if -"the campaign with its vs'stlyfgreater .facilities and almost boundless re sources to.draWjUpon will rival the historic finan cial campaign conducted by Jay Cooke for the, government during the, civil war. That famous; wizard of union finances took hold in the fall of -"1862, when the' trfaifliry was harassed for ade quate war funds, and government 5-20 bonds go ing begging for buyers. Within six months Mr. Cooke had so thoroughly' stirred the north that' money was pouring in at the rate of $1,000,000 a day, and .he total issue of $500,000,000 oversub scribed by $15,000,000 before the machinery eould be brought to a standstill. Mr. Cooke mobilized al the forces of publicity then available. With a staff of 2,500 subagents drilled in the arts of salesmanship he marshaled hosts of influential volunteers, awakened public spirit, commandeered the country's pulpits, and won unlimited space in the newspapers without cost. The thoroughness otthe campaign in arous ing patriotic fervor aided powerfully in banishing the gloom of the winter of 1862-3 and drew from Secretary of the Treasury Chase this notable compliment: "The history of the world may be searched in vain for a parallel case of popular financial support ot a national government." More Flour from the Wheat, Experts at the Department of' Agriculture at Washington say that a slight improvement in our milling processes will have the effect of increas ing the amount of flour- now ohtainH w equivalent of 125,000,000 bushels. This is one of me sternest counts in tne Indictment against th American people for being wasteful. Flour as made at present uses but 72 ner rent nf th u.i,,t when the total should b not ess than 90 per cent with correct milling- uv th vn, ti.;. increase of-18 per cent in volume will actually improve tne quality, but will be secured at the expense of the attractive whiimrt n t, It seems very little to sacrifice only the slight Clement oi appearanca in order to gain in both quantity and Quality. Our millers cmainlv .hM make the effort to secure the utmost of nutritious, serviceable flour 'from the wheat, and thus help everybody to do his little bit to avert the world hunger.. Time enough :to; talk of substitutes for wlieaten flCur when we have actually exhausted the possibilities of the wheat. Final returns' from the ministerial pension campaign launched by the tpiscopal xhurch.las vear show- subsCriDtions tntalinv .t7.Klnnn t- ceeding the' amount sought by $.',500,000. The outpouring of wealth for a good cause reflects credit on the church membership and attests in a substantial way the ' laity's readiness, to do the right thing when clearly shown the right way. I stoooed in to see Will Hayward (to be exact I should say Colonel Hayward) and from him I learned that he is expecting to take his National Guard regiment across the water with the very first troops that may go. The regiment, which is made up of colored soldiers, whom he has been drilling .almost daily since last June, has been already taken into the service. It is said to be in prime condition and just waiting orders to go to the front. .Hayward, too, by reason of changes and retirements, is outranked in seniority by only three colonels in the New York National Guard, and if. there Is anything doing he will surely be in line for higher up. Our old friend "Billy" Sunday is holding forth in New York with no less success propor tionately in drawing crowds and converting trail hitters as elsewhere, and his collections will break all records. Among those he reaches the taber nacle spirit is presumably rampant, but here in this big city he is but an incident. The "Brighten Your Corner song is inaudible. New York pa pers give the Sunday doings a column to two columns of space, but are not printing his ser mons nor spreading his pictures in every issue. "Billy" is turning 'em away nightly, but so are all the haunts of wickedness on the Great White Way. We had an interesting debate about "news stealing" in the Associated Press session. The remarks were directed, it should be explained, to the theft of niews by rival press associations and not to the theft by one newspaper from another. New York City, April il. Our Fightng Men Enoch H. Crowder. Brigadier General Enoch H. Crowder, judge advocate general of the United States army, is a Missourian by birth and was graduated from West Point in 1881. He served in the Eighth cav alry until 1895, when he was appointed a judge adxocate, with the rank of colonel, He com manded the Thirteenth volunteers in the Philip pines and while, in Manila he was appointed sec retary of the staff of General MacArthur. In the Russian-Japanese war he was one of the American observers with the Japanese army in Manchuria. He was also legal adviser to the Cuban govern ment in 1906-7- General Crowder is a specialist in military law, first by reason of his position as judge advocate general and second because of the way he has filled that responsible place, not per functorily or nominally, but with distinction. William S. Sims. " Rear Admiral William S. Sims, who has been sent to London on an important naval mission, is one of the veteran officers of the' United States navy who has had considerable experience also in the held ol diplomacy. Admiral Sims is OU years old and a native of Canada. He was ap pointed to the Annapolis academy from Penn sylvania and graduated in 1880. In recent years, in addition to holding, various sea commands, he has filled many important posts ashore. For sev eral years he served as naval attache to the Amer ican' embassies in Paris and St. Petersburg, In 1905 he was married to the daughter of the late Secretary of the Interior Ethan Allen Hitchcock. fHe is one of the ablest officers in the navy and is .considered an ideal choice for the peculiarly important and difficult mission he is now per forming. -. People and Events - As a measure of coast defense preparedness the New Jersey National Guard is urged to begin active practice by shooting up the periscopes of native mosquitoes. Frizes will be hung up for high scores. Buffalo Bill is no more, but his show is march ing on. One bearing the famous name pitched tents in Philadelphia last week and gave the Quaker kids a joyful chance to chaperone the dads on an evening out. Every kind of animal pelt, from rat and cat skins to opossum hides, sold like hot waffles at the recent auction in St. Louis. American and foreign bidders worked overtime striving to get enough and paid fancy prices for common stuff. A young woman injured in an auto accident at Los Angeles wants damages in the sum of $10,000 as solace for several injuries, the prin cipal one being an "unsightly scar on her right thigh."- It is assumed in advance that the gallant jurymen will not insist on being shown. Another" of the host of colonial girls who danced with Lafayette passed away in the death of Mrs. Missouri A. Hawkins of New York City, at the age of 102 years. She was a slip of a girl when she tripped the stately minuet with the famous French-American patriot. Nextl A guardsman on a bridge near La Crosse, Wis., entangled in the ties by a fall, was saved from being crushed by a train through quick ac tion of a comrade. The latter attracted the en gineer's attention by shooting out the headlight of the locomotive, bringing the train to a sudden stop. Promoters are ironing out the wrinkles of plans for merging Chicago s laundries into a S1U,- 000,000 corporation. Greater economy and closer co-operation lends considerable enthusiasm to the deal, and those on the inside anticipate results sufficient to absorb a few tanks of water minus the suds. Inquisitive people will find little satisfaction in the official congressional directory regarding the age and activities of the "lady from Montana." That solemn mausoleum of congressional biog raphy tells all she wants told in these live words: "leanctte Rankin, republican, of Missoula." The shortest and most charming recital in the collcc-tioa. Proverb for the Day. All is not gold that glitters. One Vear Ago Today In the War. Many of the 'rfih revolutionists sur rendered. British battleship Russell reported aunk by a mine In the Mediterranean. Allies' economic conference at Paris recommended central powers be com pelled by the treaty of peace to maltf complete reparation of damage caused by the war. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago. General A. L. Williams. Colonel J. J. Dickey and J. J. Burns have re turned from Topeka where they wit nessed the Dickey-Williams nuptials. George A. Hougland has returned from a couple of days' hunt in the M vicinity of Sidney, Iowa, bearing with him about 250 snipe as the result of his sportsmanship. The German Comedy company ap peared at Boyd's in a happy and funny piece entitled "Champagne and Oys ters." George Blake, one of the firemen of No. 3 engine house, reported at po lice court that a man to whom he had loaned an overcoat had pawned it at a saloon for $5. The old structures on Fifteenth and Douglas are being torn down to make way for the new Byers building, which is to be four stories high, of brick, stone and terra cotta. The first floor will be .occupied by the mammoth clothing firm of Freeland, Loomls & Co., of Boston, and it is stated the building will have the flmt electric elevator to be Installed in Omaha. John Delaney and Miss Abhie Calla han were united In marriage by Rev. Father Junnette at St. Pat rick's church. Miss Weiner acted as bridesmaid and Mr. Shelley as best man. Mrs. D. H. Stewart has sold her property, 1811 Chicago street, to H. C. Metcalf, of St. Paul, Neb., who will occupy it at once. Mrs. Stewart has removed to 1814 Webster. This Day In History. 1814 81oop-of-war Peacock cap tured the British brig Epervier off the coast" of Florida with 1118,000 In specie. 1817 Count Benedelti, who, as French ambassador to Prussia, was conspicuous in the Inauguration of the Franco-Prussian War, born in Cor sica. Died In Paris In 1900. 1825 Public reception In honor of Lafayette given in St. Louis. 1862 Surrender of New Orleans to the federal naval forces under Far ragut. 1863 Bombardmont of Grand Gulf, Miss. 1867 Commander Leonard Pauld ing, U. S. N., a grandson of John Paulding, the Revolutionary patriot, died on board his ship In the Bay of Panama. Born in New York, Feb ruary 16, 1826. 1886. Jefferson Davis laid the foun dation stone for the Confederate mon ument in thecapttol ground at Mont gomery, tup ' 188& New York began a celebra tion of the centennial anniversary of the first inauguration of George Wash ington. 1892 Another plot was discovered against the lives of Prince Ferdinand and Premier Stambulofr of Bulgaria. 1898 U. 8. S. Nashville captured the Spanish mall steamer Argonauta off the coast of Cuba. The Day We Celebrate. Tom S. Kelly, state manager of the Travelers' Insurance company, is cele brating his fifty-second birthday to day. He is a Missourian and has to be shown. Otto J. Bauman, deputv countv treasurer, and I. S. Y. Rosenthal were born April 29. 1873. and will celebrate their forty-fourth birthday together. Frank H. Gullck, piano tuner, is 44 years old today. He was born In Mount Carmel, Pa., and educated In the Omaha public schools and Crelgh ton college. He has been in the plapo business as salesman and tuner for twenty-five years. August Borglum, pianist and music teacher, Is celebrating his fiftieth birthday today. He was born In Bear Lake City. Idaho and finished his musical education In London and Paris. Colonel George T. Bartlett, member of the general staff of the United States army, born in New Hampshire, sixty one years ago today. Prince Hiroluto. eldest son of the emperor of Japan, born In Toklo, six teen years ago today. Dr. Albert A. Muphree. president of the University of Florida, born at Walnut Grove, Ala., forty-seven years ago today. Robert W. Woollcy. former director of the mint, and publicity director of the recent democratic national campaign, born at Lexington, Ky.l forty-six years ago today. Jonas Lie, celebrated American art ist, born In Norway, thirty-seven years ago today. Many Mannerlng, for many years a noted actress of the American stage born In London, forty-one years ago today. Storyette of the Day. Harry Lauder tells the following story about a funeral in Glasgow and a well-dressed stranger who took a seat In one of the mourning coaches. The other three occupants of the car riage were rather curious to know who he was, and at last one of them beiran to question him. The dialogue went like? this: "Ye'll be a brlther of the eorp?" "No, I'm no' a brither o' the corp.'' "Weel, ye'll be his cousin?" "No, I'm no' a cousin." "At any rate ye'll be a frien' o' the corp?" "Na, I'm not that either. Ye see I've no been very weel masel," the stranger explained complacently, "an' my doctor has ordered me carriage exercise, so I thought this would be the cheapest way to tak' It." Pitts burgh Post. HERE AND THERE. The lu-t-nt settlement In Greenland hat a population under SS0. The hills of Paleitine are rleh in iron and the minea ar still worked there, though, in a very simple, crude manner. The melting point of ductile tungsten is higher than that of any other known metal and its tensilt strength exceeds that ol iron and nicktl. In a Texas city fuel briquettes ot much heating value are being made by a com pany which collects garbage and com bines It with crude tar. An incandescent electric lamp that can not be removed from a socket without de stroying its usefulness has been invent ed for use In public places to prevent theft. A remarkable handle features a now pan for making pies, which also is perforated, the gases generated passing through the holes so that the pastry is lighter and dryer. AROUND THE CITIES. The S-cent loaf of bread has disappeared from the counters of St. Joe. War and the grain pits makes the jitney loaf memory. Tha morals squad of Minneapolis re cently .pulled off raid which netted a truck-load of gambling tools and forty sporty gamesters. Sioux rtty dads glimpsed the high cost of material and a moderate pile ot reve nue and concluded to put the brakes on public improvements this year. Only neces sary work will be carried on. Cost of sickness in Chicago hops along merrily with the procession. Professional nurses raised the weekly wage scale from S25 to ISO, and straight SS a day for less than a week's attention. It pays to keep well. The Gardening club of Minneapolis re ports 1900 members and more coming. Fig uring eight lots to an acre the club re ports 117 acres more than last year, and is swamped with requests for more lots to cultivate. William Sydenham, 60 years of age, a re puted miser of Salt Lake City, passed away recently in a squalid hovel, though pos sessed of means to live decently. He owned several pretentious residences and had S2, 996 in a bank account. More than a thousand boys and girls of Leavenworth, Kun., are "doing their bit" in municipal school and private gardening. Each will be given school credits for their garden work, which wilt he followed by prac tical courses in canning the vegetables raised. Chicago authorities -ironose a clean sweep of hoboes and chronic idlers infesting sev eral sections of the city. Work is the sole escape from a Bridewell sentence, followed hy farm work in "dry" states. Everybody "must do their bit" voluntarily or local conscription will get busy. BEHIND THE BATTLE LINES. German trade unions since the beginning of the war have lodt 60 per cent of their members. Not the lent of the tasks Imposed upon the king of England by the war is the turning of every commission for his army nd navy. So far this year the United States gov ernment has contracted for 1,083,000 pairs of army shoes, at an average cost of $5.08 a pair. From bow. until the end of the war a program of. patriotic airs is to be played daily on the chimes of the Girls' Union building at Ohio State university. The Ordnance department, whose duty it is to supply military stores to the army, was organized as s distinct branch of the military establishment by an act of con gressman 1812. Each officer or enlisted man in the United States navy who dies from wounds or dis ease contracted In the line of duty is en titled to have paid to his beneficiary a sum equal to one-half of his annual pay. The postmaster general is empowered to provide by regulation for transmitting un paid and duly certified letters of soldiers, sailors and marines in the service of the United States to their destination to be paid on delivery. The office of commissary 'general of sup plies and purchases was created during the War of the Revolution by a resolution of congress dated July 19, 1775, and on the recommendation of General Washington, Jonathan Trumbull of Connecticut was ap pointed to the office. The duties of the general staff corps of the United States army, as prescribed by statute, shall be to prepare plans for the national defense and for the mobilization of the military forces in time of war: to investigate and report upon all questions affecting the efficiency of the army and its state of preparation for military opera tions; to render professional aid and assist ance to the secretary of war and to gen eral officers and other superior command ers, and to act as their agents in inform ing and co-ordinating the action of all the different officers who are subject to the supervision of the chief of staff. DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. "Don't be obstinate." "Huh?" "Some mei spend their lives trying tf make silk purses from sows' ears." Well?" "They might take the same material antf get rich manufacturing leather special tie' Louisville Courier-Journal. Officer (who hss Just loet touch with tb troops on IT id training) I say. Bergman, where havn .ill the blithering fools ot th company gone to ? Irish Sergeant Shure. an' 1 don't know, sorr. It seems we're the only two left. Cassnll's SunJay Journal. "That was a good one on Jokeleigh. "What's happened ?" "He had an insurance poliry on the eon tents of his collar and he thought It funnr to put in a cla,im when he had burned all his coal." "What did the company say to that?" "Had him arrested for arson." Boston Transcript. "It's the thing -ve haven't that makea m unhappy," i marked the parlor philoso pher. "How about toothache ?" suggested the mere man, .Minneapolis Tribune. Sfiulre (to rural lad 1 Now. my boy. tell me how do you know an old partridge from a young one? Boy By teeth, sir. Squire Nonsense, boy. You ought to know better. A partridge hasn't any teeth. Boy No, sir; but 1 have. New York Times. I AM N HUE WMt k m&k UlKflCrtS. 3WUX QO TO WW HER WlWBR?. mm vows IB SlGjrl N BVAMrt (it THE tOOR , smYIVft NOOR BUSINESS "Your daughter's beauty Is aplrltuelle." . "Think so?" "There Is something wistful about -her expression." 'She gets that way Just before Weal time. We got corned beef and' cabbage to day. She llket that." Kansas' Ctty Jour nal. "So Jones Is now running & crematory. Is he making a success of tt?" "Well, he is gathering a lot of dust and he saves all be urns." Boston Transcript.. "A man may have no change to spare for his wife, but he alwaya can scrape up enough to go to the base ball game." . . "Easily explained, my dear. It ts natural tendency for a fan to raise the wind' Bal timore American. Nodd Are you sure your wife knows I'm going home to dinner with yon ' - - Todd Knows! Well, rather! Why, my dear fellow, I argued with her about ft this morning for cearly half an hour. Life.. . Curious Person Does It cost much to run one of these things? Motorist Well, on one or two occasions it has cost ipb as high as 92 a minuts. Jt depends on Ihe town you happen to' be running In. Boston Transcript. THE KINGDOM IS WITHIN. Frederick L. Hosmer. Not In the far-off realms of space - The Spirit hath Its throne; In evey heart It flndeth placsj And watteth to be known. Thought answereth alone to thought. And SomI with soul hath kin; The outwprd God he flndeth not Who nYds not God within. And If the vision comes to thee. Revealed by Inward sign. Earth will be full of Deity And w'lh His glory shine. Thou sh.iit not want for company. Nor pitch thy tent alone; The Indwelling God will go with thee And show thee of Hla own. Then go thou not in search of Him. But to thyself repair; Walt tho-J wlthtn the silence dltii And thou shall find Him there. Severe Cough Yields to Duffy's '$ . 1 ' ' vtv, ' 1 II , -y i H M. Le ROY FOSDICK The value of Duffy's as a remedy for coughs and colds has been. proved many time. 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