THE BEE: OMAHA, FRIDAY, APRIL 27, 1917. The Omaha, Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER n VICTOR ROSEWATER. EDITOR THB BEB PUBLISHING COMPANY, PROPRfETOR. Entered at Omaha pot toff ice set ond -class matter. TERMS OP SUBSCRIPTION. Br Gn1r. Bf Mill. (tally eed SunrUr par montlfc 6ta par mt, ft Pwlr wiUwut Bundaj " 4ft " 100 Imilni Mid Bund? "40a " Of Bfaol&f without Sunder " J " 4,0 Cusiu Bm oolf " too " 190 Itli ud Sunday Bm. ttrts ffin to advance lit M Hand dolio nf ohanie of sdrtrew or tnefulertu la deUmr le Ornate Bee, QreeJaUaB Departtaent. REMITTANCE Remit tor draft, axpreae or post) order. Only t-tml stun re taken toi Bemmt of small account. Peraosal Check, eioept at Uauba and eastern axebaaee. aot aeceptei. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee BtUlna. Chicej Peorlfa flu Building, KouUi OmshsaUls N Bi New Tort tU Fifth Ate. Cwxnrtl Bluffs 14 N. Mala tt t, lwle New B't. of Oomawroa, ttarola LIUle Building. Wshlnilon-7B ta ft. H. W. CORRESPONDENCE Address eiuanDniflaUonj ml a tint to newt and editorial matter to Omaha Bee, Kdltorlal Depertmeat " ' MARCH CIRCULATION 54,454 uaiiy aunaay, au, , Await otmitauca for dm noithi mbtertM sad iwen to hr DwUM WllllMna, CJnuUUoa Mannar. Siibacribars Uartaf tha eltr ahaaM km Tha Baa wiled to ttxra. Addraaa chanfad aa lla raquMUa. 'Troubles never some singly." The outlook for home-made grape juice is fringed with gloom. Dealing a death blow to naturalization fee arrabs compensates for many legislative short comings. Appropriating the money Is easy beside the task of placing the war tax where it will make the least noise. Heedless drivers on auto highways Ignore safety signs, but rarely miss the hospital, the jail or the cemetery. Autocracy raves in vain. The specter of de mocracy marching on gathers corporeal substance with every passing hour. Uncle Sam's financial merry-go-round starts the spring whirl by borrowing from ourselves and giving; the hand to farmers and allies. 3 . . Jt is a neck-and-neck race between the Mis I do and Nebraska delegations in congress for haprize as knockers of aggressive) war policies. du ' tvery little while Speaker Champ Clark pro j s the country into an attitude of prayerful ititude for what W. J. Bryan did it Baltimore. f , A Chicago woman tops the score board with a cord of seven divorces. Stilt, some mere men imagine they monopolize the courage of the hu man family. , WIIIIO 1119 HU1I1CI DllUUia lUr UCIIIgCI CIH BlllUM. rrobabiy ne promised tne voters to Keep tne country out 01 war London views the Stars and Stripes as a joy ous symbol of victory. Confidence is well placed. Old Glory never went down in defeat and it ...:H ...i.:!- Will WI1IIC IICC men live. ' fntnnel Pnnaevalt'a enrolled armv nf 1 25.0(10 men stands ready for mobilization. It is up to congress to cut War department red tape and The experience of Governor Shaltenberger with the rush for colonelcies no doubt convinced Congressman Shaltenberger that the woods are full of volunteers pulsing for service and glory. Steadily decreasing rations of J. Bull seriously tnreaiens tne most imposing tront tasnionea Dy cartoonists. The loss is not without some gain. Enforced dieting enables him to line up with the slim respectability of Uncle Sam. The government and the food producer have common aims. The welfare of one is bound up with the other. The fellows in between whs produce nothing, but trim producer and consumer, -. l.,u .f,nm tU. f - ...I.. mv vtiij nuuiu tne buvv mucin lags iui cmiijt 'attention. The projected grand jury quiz into the egg . corner developing at Chicago promises to give the government as well as the public line on the price-fixing talent of the country. Simitar action on the sugar holdup in Omaha might enable consumers to identify the patriots of pelf, Pity the sorrows of an autocrat out of a job. In the heyday of his power Czar Nicholas had a fund of $.10,000,000 a year to run the imperial household, buy gasoline and hire chauffeurs. Now the dethroned monarch takes whatever the cook's fancy dictates and flips the crank of a loaned rliwer. ' Trade Marked Goods Are Thrice Guaranteed to the Consumer By Clinton L. Oliver The buying of trade-marked, advertised goods is really buying goods that are thrice guaran teed. First, they are guaranteed by the manufacturer who has placed his trade mark on the product and by so doing has virtually said: "This is my product and I guarautee it with my name and reputation and 1 am willing to risk my future business success on the quality of this article and the satisfaction that I know It will give to the consumer." Secondly, they are guaranteed by the magazine or newspaper in which the advertising appears, as do reputable paper will carry an advertisement of a product unless convinced it is as represented in the advertisement. Thirdly, the merchant in making the sale is guaranteeing the product, knowing that he is pro tected by the trade mark and the national adver tising. - - From every standpoint it is advisable to buy goods that are nationally advertised. You know that you are paying the same price as a person who may live a thousand miles away from you. You know that if you purchase the goods at a village store you are getting the same price as that bffered in the city store. People should study the advertising pages of the newspaper, especially those advertisements by the manufacturers who tells you of their product, their method of manu facturing, etc By doing this you will become fa miliar with the many lines of trade-marked goods and standard of quality. By studying the national advertisements you will bo better prepared to understand the value of local advertisements. If the newspapers carry advertisements of trade marked lines of goods which are carried in your hotpc store, you will know that those goods can bought at home at the same price as anywhere else. Form the habit of studying the advertisements sud become familiar with the trade marks and then use them as your shopping guide. Another Fee Graft Ended. Governor Neville completed the good work of the legislature on one item of its schedule by signing the bill which will prohibit the clerk oi the courts from holding onto fees collected in naturalization cases. Hereafter it will not be legal for the clerk who signs his name and admin isters the oath to retain for his own use the fee that rightfully belongs to the county. It is a singular condition that made it necessary to pass a law specifically covering this point, but the leg islature found that was the only way in which a considerable sum of money that right fully belongs to the county could be saved from diversion into private pockets. Slowly but surely the fee graft it vanishing before the light of intel ligence, and some time all our public officials will be serving as most of them are now, expecting to draw only the salary fixed by law and not to piece out their incomes by holding fees collected for the performance of official duties. On the Other Side of War. Mr. Balfour's interview, published throughout the cotntry, in which the great British statesman simply stated some of the impressions he has re ceived since landing, gives us a very intimate glimpse of a side of the war that has been mini mized by the accounts of the fighting. Cities sitting in gloom, homes darkened and the orderly life of great centers of social activity disarranged have all been familiar enough because of stories sent to this side from the actual scenes, yet the situation has never seemed to real as made by Mr. Balfour't statement. To awalk along properly lighted city streets was i novel experience to him and to others in his party. Just that one little bit of municipal housekeeping marks the differ ence between war and peace. It was not needed for Mr. Balfour to refer to the losses personal to himself and his friends that hit statement might have full weight or the sacrifices of the people who are warring for liberty could be duly empha sized. Sorrow enough that these sacrifices are needed, but it is well for the world, perhaps, that they were made,' and it is now up to Americans to see that they were not made in vain. Champ Clark and the President. The speaker of the house of representatives has again directed his personal and official power against the plans of the president, this time oppos ing the executive's effort to provide an army by the adoption of universal service. It doesn't seem to make any difference to the great Missouri democrat that experience has proved the futility of the outworn system to which he clings nor that the fairness and equity of the new plan is admitted. He seems incapable of grasping the central thought that citizenship in a democracy carries with it something beyond the acceptance of all its privileges and immunities. Duty implies service, and, while a wiltingnes sto serve is ad mitted, the people acting as a whole have a right to require that that service be rendered in a way that will do the most good. This principle has been applied many times . and last spring was given the sanction of law when the Oregon court held that the public had a right to call on a citi zen to assume political office regardless of his personal inclination. The sentiment that ani mates Mr. Clark in his opposition to the presi dent's plan doesn't deserve ,to be permitted to obstruct the nation's progress toward the right. Universal service should be the ambition of every citizen, and its application will benefit all. Richmond and Hit Fellow Democrats. Having loved and lost, our own Henry Clay Richmond declines to be consoled by any philos ophy or poetry; the fact that the bitter cup iff pressed to hit lips by his fellow democrats doesn't make it taste any better. He wanted to build a new state house for Nebraska, and house roll No. 1, intended to bring about this desirable result, bears his name as author. Through all the weary watches of the long est session of a Nebraska legislature on record, Henry Clay Richmond nursed that bill. He guided its faltering steps as timidly it approached the house committee, and, as a father leads his child, he led it through the various vicissitudes and uncertainties that surround a big appropria tion bill on its journey1 through the mazes and jungles of a legislature. Finally he brought it Qut into the sunlit heights of open enactment and saw it passed by a good safe vote in both houses. And, then something happened. Henry Clay Richmond doesn't exactly know what it was, bt he does know what effect it had. Between pas sage and signature a Bermuda high developed, and, while the fond father of the new state house measure was maneuvering to avoid that obstacle, a range of low visibility set in and from some where out of the vasty deep a torpedo was launched. Not even the periscope of the devastat ing U-boat was seen, nor the wake of the torpedo; but that isn't much consolation. The new ca'pitol bill was hit amidships, just abaft the boilers, and Henry Clay' Richmond refuses to be comforted. His personal opinion of some of his fellow mem bers of the late house is definite enough, but too entirely picturesque for publication. In good time the republicans will build a state house for Nebraska, just as they will do a lot of things the democrats left undone. Returns from all sections of the northern world afford cumulative proof of the destructive force of the past winter. That it was the most expensive and long drawn out, in this region is beyond doubt. Expensive fuel is the least of its toll on human resources. Partly blighted winter wheat and alfalfa fields and damaged vineyards mark its destructive trail. Like conditions belt the world. The winter seemingly donned its war bonnet and joined humanity in th$.earnival of destruction. The socialist Voerwaerts of Berlin boldly de mands that the "German government tell the peo ple the whole truth, which is limply that it is im possible to dictate termt to a world of enemies." Tersley put, and the fact that, Voerwaerts pulled it off the press shows that official censors are pre paring the public for coming events. Legislative history at best is a Sahara, rarely relieved by an oasis. Its dusty dreariness should have restrained the senate from expunging Sena tor Howell's deft touches of color. Besides brightening the pages of the journal, the charac ters limned by the senator might terve at models for future political sculptors. By a vote of 100 to 31 one branch of the leg islature of Maine rejected a bone-dry bill. The Pine Tree stye, strengthened against the tempter by a drouth of fifty years duration, refused to fol low the fajhion and mock its settled grip on the water wagon. Wherefore, the shade of Neal Dow sleeps on in peace. Department of Agriculture Weather and War By Frederic J. Haskin Washington, D. C, April 24 Since our dec laration of war one service ot the weather bureau to the general public has been stopped its ob servations of the movements of shipping are no longer published. These observations are made upon a larger scale than ever, in order that the government may have the fullest possible knowl edge of the whereabouts of our merchant vessels which must be protected from submarines; but the information is withheld from publication to kirp it out of enemy hands. ' Our daily weather map, which shows the movements of storm areas over arid near the North American continent, will doubtless also be withheld from publication if actual hostilities take place; for weather is an important element in war. The firing of big guns at long, range and the use of torpedoes are largely affected by weather con ditions. In a naval battle off our coast an enemy fleet which did not know what to expect in the way of weather would be at a disadvantage com pared to our own; for all possible information is furnished by the weather bureau to the Navy de partment every day. The importance of weather in war is shown by the fact that whert the European war broke out, all of the belligerent governments immediately withheld from publication their weather observa tions, which had until that time been used for publication of an international weather map of the Northern Hemisphere. In addition to these regular services of report ing the movements of vessels from its coastal sta tions in co-operation with the coast patrol and keeping the Navy department informed as to meteorological conditions, the weather bureau is now making studies of he upper atmosphere, which are of the greatest military value. The observation of upper air currents by means of kites and balloons which, the bureau has been carrying on for several years is largely for the benefit of the aeronautical corps. This informa tion is also of value to the coast defense and naval gunners, for in firing at long range the big guns throw their projectiles several thousand feet in the air, and knowledge of what wind velocities will be encountered at these heights is indispens able to accurate pointing. These services which the weather bureau is able to contribute to the efficiency of the nation as a fighting organization are really the least im portant part of its activities even in war time. For our war problem is chiefly one of food supplies and in the production and transportation of foods the prophecies of the weather bureau are implic itly relied upon for protection from floods, snow, frost, storm and drouth.' In Medford, Ore., which is the heart of the northwestern fruit coun try, the bureau has a special man to warn the orchardists against the approach of frosts. When this man says the word millions of little oil burners are lit in the orchards and the apple blos soms are brought safely through freezing nights by artificial heat. Down in Louisiana the people have stores and warehouses along the river front and rely upon the flood warnings implicitly. If the weather bureau says the river is going to rise ten inches during the night they move their property thirteen inches higher, and go to bed with perfect confidence that it will not get wet. - The flood and storm warnings of the weather bureau are the features of its service that save the most in life and property; but for its crop protection bulletins are equally important. It gets out special publications for the cotton, corn and cattle regions, which let the farmers and ranchmen know approximately what they may expect for some days in advance. Railroads also make liberal use of the weather bureau service, especially in timing shipments of, live stock and perishables. Incidentally, any citizen may call upon the bureau for information about the Weather. If you are going on a week's fishing trip you have a right to ask your local forecaster for special information as to what kind of weather you will have. t The basis of the bureau's forecasting service is a mass of climatological information which has been gathering for over a century. It is interest ing to know that the greater part of this informa tion has been collected, not by trained specialists, but by American citizens giving voluntary serv ice. Ours is really a volunteer weather bureau. For the bureau has only 200 meteorologists in observatories about the country; but it has 5,000 volunteer observers. These are citizens who have shown themselves reliable and willing. They are provided by the bureau with maximum and minimum thermometers and with rain gauges, and they send in daily reports. These reports, cov ering the whole United States, county by county, and continued for long periods, are the most valuable work of the weather bureau, and upon that its efficiency is largely based. Nebraska Press Comment Tekamah Herald: The talk of calling an extra session of the legislature would be a calamity. Don't do it, governor. One session of that senate is all the people can stand. . It is the worst thing ever inflicted on this great state of corn, cattle, hogs and alfalfa. Plattsmouth Journal: Edgar Howard seems to have gotten in bad with the senate members. The lieutenant governor should take into consid eration that there are just as smart men in the senate as he is, and he shouldn't try to run every thing to his own notion. That's where the trouble comes in. Ord Quiz: Among ihemjust and deplorable things done by the present legislature is the pas sage of a bill allowing state funds to be placed in state banks which bid the highest for the money. It allows state funds to be deposited in state banks up to the amount of their capital stock and, of course, the bank guarantee law is held to make these banks responsible for the funds. Without the bank guarantee law the state would not be safe in permitting such large de posits in individual banks; neither would the in discriminate deposits be safe without the bank guarantee law. The evil of the bank guarantee law is -thus made greater than ever. Banks with no responsibility outside of its capital stock are, on account of the bank guarantee law, just as sound as the really sound banks, for the tottering bank is by this law held up by the sound banks. In other words, the hank guarantee law makes the sound banks stand back of the worthless bank. The theory is vicious and the practice is bad. There is too much incentive for cheap-skate hank ing, and the rapidity of their establishment in all parts of the state is one of the evidences of it. There is no more justice in making a sound bank responsible for the failure of a dishonest com petitor than there would be to make sound busi ness firms responsible for the debts of their bank rupt competitors. People and Events As a step in the direction of keeping down the price of meats the butchers of Great Falls, Mont., cut out bookkeeping and banished the slate. Spot cash goes or the meat stays. Masters of the cleaver have no ears for "charge it." Says Luke McLuke, says he: "Adam was one of the few men in history who had no friends to come around and tell him how to raise his boys." Absence of expert advice doubtless accounts for raising Cain while on the job. Spurred by aviating prices and bright pros pects for the future. of the beet sugar industry, new factories are projected in the intermountain and coast states. One Salt Lake -building com pany reports contracts for factory buildings total ing $7,200,000. According to estimates, the new factories will produce enough sugar for 3,000,000 persons at the present rate of consumption. 1 TODAY Proverb for the Day. An honest confession is good for the aoul. One Year Ago Today In the War. The entente allies conferred at PartH on economic conditions arising from the war. , Germans delivered heavy assaults from Hill No. 60 to Loos and en tered Krltish trenches at several points. Government's compulsory military service bill introduced In British House of Commons and withdrawn because of opposition. In Omaliu Thirty Years Ago. Mike Bauer, real estate dealer, agent of the Anheuser-Busch Brewing company, chief of the fire department of Nebraska City and other things too numerous to mention, is visiting Chief Galllgan. He remained up until mid night because someone suggested there might be a fire before that hour and he wanted to see the rapidity with which our firemen get out of bed and fly to the scene of destruction. Colonel C. 8. Chase, who has been confined to his house for four weeks with a sprained ankle caused by slip- ping on a banana pet), 1b now able to walk around assisted v by two crutches. The funeral of Mrs, Sabina Ham mond, aged 90 years, mother bf P. II. Hammond of North .Sixteenth street, occurred at the Holy Family church, where requiem mass was chanted by Father Shaffel, 8. J. The Church Guardian is to be con gratulated on having secured W. J. Carter for . Its musical editor and critic. A meeting of the Omaha Board of Trade was held in the new building, with Mr. P. R. Her in the chair. Manager lioyd of the opera house stated that the receipts of the Booth season amounted to very nearly $9,000. A messenger boy was arrested for distributing dodgers announcing the prohibition city convention. Charley Bergatrom, a laborer, em ployed in grading a lot, narrowly mfesed being crushed to death by the falling of the high banks near the alley between Fifteenth and Sixteenth, Harney and Howard. This Pay In History. 1775 Colonel Samuel H. Parsons and Benedict Arnold planned at Hart ford, Conn., the capture of Fort Ticon deroga. 1798 Congress, in session at Phila delphia, ordered the fitting out of cruisers for war. 1813 York (now Toronto) captured by the Americans. 182a General U. S. Grant, eight eenth president of the United States, born at Point Pleasant, O. Died at Mt. McGregor, N. Y.. July 23, 1885. 1838 Fire in Charleston. S. C, de stroyed more than 1,000 buildings. 1876 Queen Victoria made empress of India by act of Parliament, 1892 Cornerstone laid for the Grant monument in New York City. 1893 General John M. Corse, noted union commander in the civil war, died at Winchester, Mass. Born at Pittsburgh, Pa., April 27, 1835. 1898 United States fleet bombarded the batteries at Matanzas, Cuba. The Day We Celebrate. A. H. Burnett Is 60 years old today. He was born in Galway, N. Y.. and griduated from Bloomington College of Law. George E. Burd, one of the new rear admirals of the United States navy, born in Maine sixty years ago today. Dr. Hollis Godfrey, president of Drexel institute and member of the council of national defense, born at Lynn., Mass., forty-three years ago today. John G. Cooper, representative in congress of the Nineteenth Ohio dis trict, born in England forty-five years ago today. Charles T. Copeland, for twenty-five years associated with the department of English at Harvard university, born at Calais,! Me., fifty-seven years ago today. Frank Gotch, champion wrestler of the world, now retired, born at Hum boldt, la., thirty-nine years ago to day. H. H. Myers, outfielder of the Brook lyn National league base ball team, born at East Liverpool, O., twenty eight years ago today. Timely Jottings and Reminders. Today is the ninety-fifth anniver sary of the birth of General U. S. Grant. Two hundred and fifty years ago to day Milton sold the copyright of "Par adise Lost" for 5. Nebraska will observe today as Cleanup day in pursuance of a proc lamation issued by Governor Neville. The Iowa Society of the Sons of tho American Revolution wilt' meet in an nual convention today at Ames in celebration of Grant's birthday. Governor Burnquist has proclaimed this as Arbor and Bird day in Minne sota and has urged the people to util ize alt acreage in the tate to aid in preventing a food shortage. feloryette of the Day. There is an elderly member of the faculty of a New England university, a noted entomologist, who has re tained in his empioy a faithful cook whoso services have extended over a period of twenty years. Recently the professor summoned her to his study in a ceremonious way, which was unusual. "Regina," he began, "you have now been In my employ twenty years. As a reward I have determined to name the hug I recently discovered after you." Harper's Magazine. AROUND T"HE CITIES. Twenty thousand people witnessed the lay ing of the corner stone of the new memorial museum in Golden Gate park, San Francisco, last Sunday. The building is the gift of M. de Young, publisher of the San Fran cisco Chronicle, and the donor handled the trowel on the occasion. From the flrst of May until the end of the war. the lights In New York's White Way wilt be turned off at 1 a. m. Lobster palaces and fluid dispensaries must shoo the crowd at that hour, inuif the lights and give darkness m brief season of solemn repose. Broadway is surprised, but lacks the nerve to kick on a war measure. To stimulate the use of electricity In the kitchen, the Light and Power company of Kansas City, Mo., put out a rate of 2 cents per killowat hour. The same current used for lighting cost 8 cents an hour. The company agrees to cut the light rate to 7 cents, when the number of consumers reach 60,000 and to 6 cents when the number reache 75,000. The minimum monthly charge the cooking meter A 80 cents. The opening of a new municipal year in St Joe is signalised by a message from the mayor urging- a bond Issue of $525,000 for modern city improvements. Ac cording to the mayor the money is needed for motor! ting the fire department, renew ing street lighting plant, an emergency hos pital, a workhouse, altering the police sta tion and more sewers. ilia Voice for Ireland. Omaha, April 25. To the Editor of The Bee: I have often wondered who wrote your editorials on Irish ques tions. I would be willing to wager thai he Is English. The editorial of the 23d on "Great Britain's Willful Men" is a ease in point. The writer quotes a ffreat number of English pa-' pers to the effect that Ireland should have home rule, and then naively adds that Americans will probably get tired of both 'sides of this question. . Is it possible that the gentleman Is anticipating? Ireland is entitled as much to self-government as Belgium or. Poland, and the American who Is Interested in the freedom of one will be just as interested in the freedom of the other. The only one who will feel like calling a plague on both their houses is the one who is Inter ested In the freedom of small national ities only In as much as this freedom suits England. , JAMES P. FORD. 2766 South Ninth street. KThe reference Mr. Ford objects to was not to Ireland, but to the con troversy between Redmond and Car son, whose bickerings seem to be the main obstacle now between Ireland and home rule). How to Meet KutlUess Warfare. South Side, Omaha, April 2,5. To the Editor of The Bee: Were I in a position to make suggestions to those who are managing the campaign for the English and French In the present war, I would suggest that they place some German prisoners on every ship that- leaves any English or French port, even Including the fishing smacks, and then when they would be attacked by the German pirates with their submarines the Germans would be in danger of drowning their own men whenever they torpedo any vessel of the allies. Since the Ger man government does not seem to want to carry on a civilized warfare, if there is such a thing as civilized warfare, they ought to be met with some of their own methods. Since the German pirates seem to take spe cial delight In sinking hospital and relief ships as well as fishing smacks and ships with women and babies on, they ought to be met with the chance to drown some of their own people as they did a few days ag when they sunk a hospital ship. FRANK A. AGNEW. Pica for tlic Aliens. Omaha, April 22. To the- Editor of The Bee: The attitude, assertions and actions of the German-Americans as a class are' truly laudable since the declaratlbn of war by the United States government against Germany: Their united expressions of loyalty to their adopted country, supplemented by ac tions that speak louder than words, are rapidly restoring the American pub lic's confldencf! In them that was shaken before actual hostility was de clared. I It would be surprising If there were no Germans in this country who are plotting against tt, but these are in the minority to such a degree that their efforts will amount to little. That every loyal American should promptly re port to the proper authority all per sons whose words or actlons'convince him that they are disloyal is an unde niable duty. The position of aliens in this country whose respective govern ments are at war ylth ours Is far from enviable. Whichever side they sym pathize with they probably have loved ones on the opposing side, while a position of strict neutrality would be galling to men with iron in their blood. For this reason the feelings of aliens who have espoused our cause should be respected as far as possible. J. H. ROBERTSON. CHEERY CHAFF. Boftgs I understand (hat the Upton Smyths have bouftht a whole nw set of Ancestors with the proceeds of their steel holding. Togge I always suspected that they came of common stock. Life. "We're studying all nbout trees now." "They are getting ready to put on their .ipring fiuery." "Tea, and it Is really very exciting wait ing to see what the different trees are TOing to wrar.'' Louisville Courier-Journal. MR.KA81BBIE . ViUEM m HUSBAND COMB HOME VpOM HIS OFFICE, HE SIMMS BOSSING ME MWNO.VIHKr- -WtVNQilEH wm$ - VWtRE you've tyr V0HHSBnrtWS5rtTHlS omct ,Wr HE CAMT FIRE "That man's whole life has been a leriei of ups and downs." "How so?" "He began as an elevator boy, then be came a mountain climber, and now ia giving balloon ascensions." Baltimore American. "T never knew such a complaining lot of customer,' growled the baker. 'Same here," answered the butcher. "They seem to take advantage of the fact that we can't get along without 'em in our business. Boston Transcript. OWL DRUG CO. N 16th and Harney Streets Removal Sale Continued V Friday and Saturday These prices before we move to our new quarters at 16th and Farnam, in U. S. National Bank building: We have hundreds of items in this sale on which a great saving can be made. An inspection will convince. Toilet Goods 15c, 19c and 25c quality Williams' Perfumed Talcums, per Q can, at C 25c Absorbit (Body De- A odorizer) for llC 25c Assorted Lot Face Powders and Talcum, peripack- 1 A age, at JLHrC 50c Assorted Lot Powders and Talcums, per package, Colgate's Medium Size Cashmere Bouquet Soap, 10c OP cakes, 3 for SOC 25e Golden Bath Powder for $1 Golden Rule Hair Re- CQ storer and Tonic for. . . OlC 25c Houbigant's Rice Pow- 1 P der, 2 shades, for IOC 50c Standard Bulk Perfumes six kinds, per ounce, J29c 14c 5c Ivory Soap, S cakes J 10c Maxine Elliot Soap, f per cake OC 50c Harriet Hubbard Ayer's Lux uria Face Cream, OQ per jar aC U C 25c Nu-Fut Foot Powder, J The exquisite Dorothy Vernon line of Toilet Waters, Soaps and Face Creams at the following deeply cut prices: All 25c Creams, Powders, Toilet Waters, Perfumes, per A package, at XTtC AH 50c Creams, Powders, Toilet Waters and Perfumes, OQ- per package, at a6C 25c Sanitol Liquid Shampoo or Hair Tonic, per bottle, J 50c Sanitol Liquid Shampoo or Hair Tonic, per bottle, 20 Q Pur Wines, Malts and Liquors Specially priced for this sale and to close out. Sold for me dicinal bh only. Household Items 25c Wright's Silver 14- Cream, for Xfrp 25c Liberty Cleaner, 1 A for ItC 25c Castilian Cream or 1 A Ethereal Cleaner, for. . 1HC 35c Household- size Machine and Lawn-Mower Oil, OI . for 1 C 10c Skat Hand' Cleaner, per can 25c "Rat Nip" Paste Rat 1 A Killer, for irC " Olive Oil 50c Beri-French Olive Oil, per bottle oe Golden Gate Cali- OQ fornia Olive Oils for. .. aWC $1.00 Size-Pompeian C O. Olive Oil, Tor Oa7C Rubber Goods 6c 29c Barg ams 75c Wood Box Paragon CAf Bulb Family Syringe. . . OtC $2 2-quart Hercules j 1 Q Fountain Syringe. . iplilv $1.75 Hercules 2-qt. Water Bot tle (warranted) J QQ 75c Good Value No. 15 Q Atomizer (warranted). tHC Med icinal Items $1 Fenner's Kidney and CO. Backache Remedy Ol7C $1 Kennedy's Favorite gQ Remedy, for OIC 75c (Paraffin or Petroleum) White Mineral Oil; for AQn internal use, per bottle. TTC $1 Finkham's Compound, for 25c Ointments, 4 kinds, per package, at 100 Hinkle Tablets, for 100 2 -grain Quinine Pills for 1-lb. sack Sulphur or Cop peras, for 35c Limestone Phosphate, O A for a&'tC 60c Pape's Diapepsin, for 64c 14c 19c 59c 5c 29c The Owl Drug Co. 16th and Harney Streets SHERMAN & McCONNELL DRUG CO., Proprietors THE OMAHA BEE INFORMATION BUREAU Washington, D. C. ' . Unclosed find a two-cent stamp, for which you will please send me, entirely free, the pamphlet "Care of Food in the Home." Name Street Address , City , State , . . . . , .