4 THE BEE: OMAHA, WEDNESDAY, AFRIL 25, 1917, MAKES TRIP TO GAY PAREE AS FLUNKEY Spends Nine Months Abroad and is Dead Broke in Paris for Three Days. WORKS HIS WAT HOME By A. R. GROH. Now, John, we'll finish this little talk that we began yesterday in re iponse to your question. At age 20 I went to New York to see the sights, I decided to go abroad I had S3U in cash, But, not deem ins this sufficient to take a European trip in the style in which I wanted to travel, I got a job on the steamship Jorpnto as a flunkey. Mv duties were very simple. washed dishes, scrubbed floors and polished brass from 5 a. m till 8:30 p. m. If I could have resigned at the end of my first day's work, I assure you the crew of the "Toronto" would have been "short" one flunkey. I slept in the sailors' fo'castle. I got much chance to enjoy the bracing sea air when I was polishing the outside of the portholes or going across the main deck to get meals and vegetables out of the big refrigerator in the stern of the ship. But I finally arrived in Hull, England, with my capital intact (except for a $5 tip to the steward.) ' ;' Broke in Paris. t spent nine months abroad, that trip. 1 was broke in fans tor three days while waiting for drafts from my American bankers. The police are very courteous there. But I got through all right and wai smuggled aboard a ship for the rjturn voyage. The good captain nearly had anop lexy when he discovered me. How ever, we had dropped the channel pilot six hours before and the next stop was New York. The old sea dog certainly made me work, though and then shook hands with me when we reached New York. My, my, John, but I could fill you full of adventures on that trip alone. But people who tell about their trav els are bores. In my boyhood l knew a man who had gone on a Cook's tour to Europe. And every time I went over to his house he got out his cost cards and kodak pictures and told me all about it. I resolved then that J would avoid that mistake, f Becomes a Motorman. Well, when I got back to this coun try I accepted a lucrative position as motorman in Philadelphia, which 1 Held tor one month. Uh, yes, 1 re signed voluntarily, though I did look handsome in my uniform ot blue. Girls used to wave to me at many a street corner. Ana wnen tney did i ilways stopped. : Later I accepted another position, packing tinware in a wholesale house, it $9 a week. But, in spite of the salary, I soon tlrrd of this. I- had been writing for the maga zines. One editor accepted one of my stories and paid for it, - He lost his position shortly afterward, .for some reason. Then I heard of a daily paper about to start in a small town not far from Omaha. So I put on my new, double breasted blue suit, shined my shoes and went to see them. They seemed in doubt about my ability, but I told them I had been in the newspaper business even as a boy. (You remem ber' I had told "papers.) . So I ac cepted the position as reporter, city editor, managing editor, telegraph editor, exchange editor,- sporting edi tor and society editor. Yes. I took course in the univer sity also, but I have never found this any serious drawback in my trade profession, I mean. Kennedy Will, Succeed !; - Sturgess on the Board Frank- A. Kennedy will succeed Thomas P. Sturgess on the Board of Public Welfare, Mayor Dahlman has received the resignation of Chairman Sturgess and acceptance of Mr. Ken nedy. ; . . I The incoming member is editor of the Western Laborer and served on the; old fire, and police board. He is well known in labor circles in the west . : Mr. Sturges started with the board when it was organized' in February, 1916, and served until this time as chairman. He worked hard to get the board started on a substantial basis and leaves on account of press of other business affairs. ' Mayor Dahlman reluctantly accepted his resignation, which will become effec tive on May L . This Youth Wants a Wife, i But Specifies Loneliness . To the office of The Bee comes the filamt of Claude Evans, General De ivery, Columbus, Neb., who says he has been a roaming Romeo for a long time, but realizes how that playing the field is zero-plus in out and indoor sports. - In short, he wants to settle up with the world and settle down with a wife. To accomplish this he asks The Bee to find him some nice, lonely Omaha girl, well knowing that The Bee gets results. So, girls, if you're lonely and nice and er ah matrimonially inclined, why not look up Claude's rating and make him happy. . Potato Acreage in State To Be Enormous This Year "Notwithstanding the fact that seed potatoes are selling at $2.50 to $3 per bushel, the acreage being planted in Dawes, Box Butte, Sheri dan and other counties up in the northern part of the state is going to be fully double that of any for- mer year, says R. A. Lovelace, as sistant immigration agent of the Bur lington, who has just returned from a tour of that section. "There are many who have out 100 and some 160 acres." - - Parks Moves 808 Loads S ' i Of Rubbish First Day City Commissioner Parks' street cleaning armada moved 808 loads of rubbish from alleys and streets on Monday. The sprinn drive against debris is being pushed by -a large force of men, teams, wagons .and automobile trucks.' ' -The work win be completed be fore Saturday. The haulers started in the outer precincts of the city and are working toward the center. WOMEN MOTORISTS EXAMINING THE WORKS OF AUTO Left to right: Mrs. E. S. Westbrook, Mrs. F. J. McShane, jr.; Mrs. Louis Clarke, Miss Irene McKnight and Mrs. E. E. Standfield. Lower Left to right: Mrs. Clarke, Miss McKnight, Mrs. McShane, Mrs. Stan field and Mrs. Westbrook J (ST) Sid ''i?V5iV "HSMMsttMlsW''' teagj , J ' - , r.'f. ; ll I i - - " - ' m,m, -n see how the wheels got 'Just round I" Mrs. Louis Clarke, captain of the motor driving division of the Na tional League of Woman Service, is showing the "works" of her car to her commandants, Mrs, E. 3- West brook, Mrs, F.J. McShane, jr.; Miss Irene McKnight snd Mrs. E. E. Stan- field. I PICKENS DECLARES FOR FOOD CONTROL Big Food Operator Sayi fed eral Oorernment Should Prevent Price Kiting. PRESENT SURPLUS SMALL Charles H. Pickens, manager of Paxton & Gallagher's wholesale gro cery establishment in Omaha, believes the government should prevent ex cessive prices that ate being ' asked on many food items. Mr; Pickens' opinion on the food supply, possible shortage and wisdom or unwisdom of the present buying mania was published recently in the Journal of Commerce as follows: "Don't think there is a large sur plus of food products with possible exception, of beans, flour, meats and potatoes, I believe the visible stock of food in some lines is less than usual. The buying mama is unwise, If it becomes universal few will have much and the majority none. "Retailers' and jobbers' stocks, con sidering shortage, will be out of many itema before new packs and crops are available. I don't think families and other consumers buy much in excess of im mediate requirements. - . . ... . 1 think a strong campaign on ex travagance and waste would help carry the Country through until new goods come on the market.' "I believe the Kovernment should prevent, if possible, excessive prices that are being asked on many food items and arrange, if possible, to con vince the jobbers and retailers, pack ers, growers of fruit and vegetables that sufficient tin cans can be se cured for the present growing crop. That would relieve to a great extent the present rush for that type of merchandise. Publishing the govern ment monthly grain report, showing great shortage, causes speculation and excessive -buying on the part of many." Militia Ends Practice Of Traveling Hoboes When Captain Hamilton of Com pany B of the Guard discovered a man in a box car on the Burlington tracks under the approach to the Mrs. Westbrook and Mrs. McShane both head motor driving classes. which will begin taking a course of instruction in motor mechanics Wednesday morninsr. The women will volunteer as ambulance drivers or messengers if the need arises. The women aren't dressed for the part yet. That comes later. "You don't catch me crawling un der a car with my skirts on. They're a nuisance.' I'm going to wear, a Union Pacific bridge Monday night he thought at first he had another war plotter. But the. man turned out to be a homeless "bum," who was just stealing lodging from the rail road. -After close questioning the captain released the mail with a warning to keep away from the bridge. Officials of Savage Tire Corporation Are Omaha Visitors H. N. Mabery, treasurer and gener al superintendent of the Savage Tire corporation of San Diego, Cal., and Harry Harges, manager of the Chi cago branch of the corporation, vis ited Omaha yesterday on their way over the middle western territory. Both Mabery and Harges Were particularly well pleased with the out look in this section of the country and were quite loud in their praise of Manager Wilson of the Omaha Sav age Sales company. Regardless of (he fact that the' Omaha Savage Sales company has been located in Omaha but a few months, it has climbed to third place among the twenty-six Sav age tire branches located in the mid dle west. The output of the Savage factory has been more than doubled in the past few months, but the supply is still too small to meet demands. Plans are under consideration for new buildings and a further increase in output. Both Kinney Brothers . Now Wearing Uniforms Paul Kinney, an Omaha boy, young est of the four sons of Thomas D. and Mary Kinney, joined the navy in San Francisco last week. Young Kin ney recently finished his apprentice ship as machinist in the' Sacramento shops and enters the service as sec ond class machinist. His elder brother, George A Kin ney, letter carrier in the Omaha post office, enlisted in the marines last January and has qualified as a sharp shooter, at present stationed at Charleston. Both lads are nephews of T. J. Fitzmorris of The Bee edi torial staff. - I I Would-Be Suicide Carried Naturalization Papers O. F. Strom, 709 South Sixteenth street, was found in his bed over come by gas asphyxiation. Tightly- riding habit," said Mrs. McShane, who is an expert driver. She drove her car from Omaha to Chicago in little more than passenger train time. Mrs. McShane thinks "gym" bloom ers are the .most practical things to wear. Chicago- women motorists are wearing bloomers at their class work. Mrs. Westbrook's class will take instruction at the Nebraska Auto school and Mrs. McShane's at the McShane Motor company. locked windows and doors and open gas jets convinced the authorities that he tried to end his own life. In Strom's pockets was found an envelope containing naturalization papers issued here in 1888 and indi cating that he was born in Germany. He left nothing else to indicate a motive for his act. No ncd to delay purchulng- a amnin Diamond or fine Watch for personal wear or for a wedding present because of lack of ready money, for you can buy ot us on charge, account just as easily and pleasantly as though you paid ail cash. U75 L VEJlleM, fin solid sold, on brilliant Diamond, on real Pearl, 16 inch o 1 1 d gold neck chain $16.75 S1.8S Month 360 Diamond Rinff, 1. ioim sold. tia rerieo tion" mtg. $3,80 Month .$35 533 -Men's Diamond Ring, S prong tooth mounting, 14k solid gold, Roman polished finish.. SI. 60 a Week .$65 2$ THOUSANDS 2& UPON THOUSANDS OF HEALTHY BOYS & GIRLS EAT Grape-Nuts AND CREAM EVERY MORNING BECAUSE WISE MOTHERS KNOW "There's a Reason" nOTrrf" i $15 A'ii 1041 Con vert (bit Bracelet Watch, fin tit quality Sold filled, plain polish!. High grade. Full Jeweled movement, silt dial. Caa and Bracelet guaranteed 20 yeara. $1.50 Month Opm Daily Till P. M. Saturday Till 9:30. Call or write for Catalog No. 903. Phona Douglas 1444 and our talesman will call. Tha National Credit Jawalera iBR0s&ca:ra "oA,.a, You can gtt Sunklat Oranf a wherever uniformly food fruit ' is sold. Tissue- wrappers tamped "Sunkist'' lden tify too genuine. Order now. Sumkist Uniformly Good Oranges , CaJUMifeFietiGremtaaeasa WOMAN CAPTURES THUGSFOR POLICE Mrs. Vincent Carlson Trails to Cover Men Who Bobbed Her of Her Jewelry. DIAMOND IS EEC0VERED Mrs. Vincent Carlson, 1702 Daven port street, vowed that she would catch the thieves who robbed her of a diamond ring which her husband gave her one year after their mar riage. Although still weak from her strug gle with the robbers, she followed them from her home, where the rob bery occurred, to Hotel Flomar, where she watched them until De tectives Holden and Rooney placed them under arrest. The men gave the names of Christ Theros and John Thompson. "I fought them all I could," said Mrs. Carlson, showing marks on her face and arms as proof of her strug gle. "I pleaded with them not to take my wedding ring and my dia mond ring and offered to give up the money that was in my purse. But they tore the rings from my fingers and left me, unconscious, on my bed." The assault and robbery, which po lice say is among the most brazen ever committed in Omaha, took place in Mrs. Carlson's residence after the thieves had followed her from down town. "I knew they were following me," said Mrs. Carlson. "When I neared my home I ran. They ran after me. I tried to shut the door,, but they pushed it open, grabbed me and dragged me into my room. I screamed and struggled. But what can a lone woman do against two powerful men? I would die rather than lose the jewelry, but I knew I would put those men behind bars before long." Mr. and Mrs. Carlson were married a year ago. The husband is now in Miles City, Mont. He recently sent her the diamond ring. "He couldn't afford an engagement ring when we promised to marry," explained the wife. "But after the marriage he saved his money and bought me the ring. It means too much to Vincent and me." Mrs. Carlson's diamond ring and wedding ring were found in the pock ets of Theros and Thompson. Students Accepted For War Work. Chicago, April 2f. Twenty-seven North western university students have been ac cepted for Young Men's Christian associa tion work among the aohdleri In European camps. Among the number are: R. E. El Itngwood, basket ball star, and Robert Hoi gate, .on ot the university's acting presi dent, i For Good Printing at LowPrices CALL TYLER 174" Printed Boslnes. Cud. S.t Prlnted Envelope., 3VixSH- -"-s Printed Letter Heads, SVtlU S3 JM Printed Envelope nelo.nres S1AO Bill HmmIs, Statement, and Other Fitst- ing at Reasonable Prices. Samples end Prices of All Kind, ef Printed Matter Sent Pre. Upon Request. ROSE PRINTERY 1MU4 FARNAM, ROSE BUTLDIXO. WE CLEAN ORIENTAL RUGS DRESHER BROS. Dyers, Cleaners, Hatters, Furriers and Tailors, 2211-2217 Faraam Street. Telephone Tyler 34S. EVERY SHOE MUST BE SOLD QUICK! The Shoe Market is compelled to move out Hundreds of pairs of women's and growing girls' li.e"e "ld. $1-00 ! $1.95 The lines are broken, but the choice is great If we have your size it will mean a big saving on the H. C. L to you. This sale will last only a few days. DO NOT WAIT. The Wreckers Are Coming. NO CHARGES NO DISCOUNTS NO DELIVERIES NO COMMISSIONS. OUR PRICES DO NOT PERMIT EXTRAS The Shoe Market 322 SOUTH 16TH STREET Miss and Mrs. Omaha! Here's a Gripping Good Bye On Gladsome Garments Here's a Way To Win a Wardrobe at Insignificant Figures "The Wreckers Are Coming"---Still You May Jump in Ahead! If you only KNEW what a few dollars will do here now; if you only knew the Bargain possibilities opened up for you at this time; if you only knew what "Closing Out Sale" reductions really amount to. If you only realized all this you WOULDN'T lose much time in getting here. We are arriving at the fateful "last moment;" soon the rasping key will lock these doors, and soon after that the very doors that were locked will be carried away. Every thing in this stock has been placed into "LOTS" for quick selling. Come in and "shop" just as you would at a Bargain Counter. Everything bears a Final Selling price and that price fairly screams because it has been squeezed so hard. Come buy all the clothes you'll need for SPRING. $4.95 Special Silk and Serge Skirts worth up to 7.50 each, but what will we da with them if we have 'em on our hands when this stores closes on May 1? Any SUIT, COAT, DRESS that sold for as much as $25 to be hurried out, at only 18.75 Any SUIT, COAT, or DRESS that sold for as much as $29.50 to be closed, at only '18.75 p. Any SUIT, COAT, DRESS that b r o u gh t to $32.5 0 formerly, may now be had, at only '21.75 Any SUIT, COAT, DRESS that brought up to $35.00, to be closed now, at only '23.75 Coats and Dresses Worth up to $25.00 '8.95 Takes choice of a lot of 200 of these gar ments. Odd quanti ties, but all worthy. Coats and Dresses That formerly brought to $19.50 Odds 'and short A lines, to be sure, but y values that will be hailed as marvelous. 3.95 niAN. CLOAKCO. 3T8-30 S9 . I&ISTI