THE BEE: OMAHA, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11, 1917. The Om'aha Bee DAILY (M0RN1NO-EVENINC-SUNPAT FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THB BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY, PROPRIETOR. Enttred t Omaha poitoffiw aa second-clsaa roattar. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, Br Carrier. Halts u iunoij psraoU.aa DaUJ without Sundsy SBO areatai and Sundar i'twlni wttbmit Huodaf , guslar Baa col 300 uir acd Bunoar - j Br Mall tar rase, w oo CM " i.W " 4.90 no ..llt.M Bend sollos of ctania of addren or IrranilaMW la osUrasl to Osaka Baa, Clreulauoa uapanmaok . REMITTANCE Iwilf or 4r.fl. arpri or tout order. Oal l-cast Mains tttoaj bj panaau of snail aocouola. rsraoaal aback, txespl on Croatia ana sartsra asenaoss. not aoooptad. OFFICES. Omita-Tha Baa Bdldlaf. ChJcaioPaopla'a Oaa BoUdbia. Houth Omsna His N . Uoiucll Bloffa-lt N. Mala St, Linanla Llttla Bullolflf. nmm Tm-m fifth Ara. St. Loula-N Bl of CfttaJaarss. rrmunimi-75 nib w. w. rnRRFjiPONDENCE AdsrNa MinniDnlfiatioiia reuuns to asws and sartorial raattar as Omaba Boa, Hdllorlal DawrMaaC FEBRUARY CIRCULATION 54,592 Daily Sunday, 50,466 Araraia alrralauo. for tba nontbi wbacrlbad aid aim to to Dwls Wllltsou. Clrcnlatloa Masatar. SukscrtWs lawtal city skooli b.a Tka Ba. rnalW ta tkass. Addma cb.Bfad aa altsa aa raquamtod. The big push heads in the right direction. Old Glory inipired and energiies every cause it shelters. Keep it flying at the front Preparedness counts in tlie war game even more than it does in the wrestling game. Persistent gambling in food necessaries is bound to jolt the law of supply and demand. If food prices continue to soar, your back yard garden plot will be as good as a gold mine for you. If the wrestling championship belt has changed hands, it still has not gotten very far away from,us. Still, the miihty Mars, ever blustering for business, stands to attention when Dan Cupid gives the sign. Few persons outside of the plute class can remain much longer on speaking terms with His Honor, the Hog. ' Four thousand students at the University of Wisconsin have lined up for military training and they don't care a hoot if Battling Bob knows it. Restricting the radius of curbstone orators is sensible and timely. Those who think they have i message worth while are at liberty to hire a hall. What a sight of valuable time could have been laved by the legislature killing alt those fore doomed bills in their incipiency instead of at the finish. . Municipal civil service perished in the last hopeful drive. Truly the times are out of joint when such a good thing (for the Ins) falls by the wayside. Yes, but how could Omaha have accommo dated a. crowd like that if we had not saved our Auditorium from the proposed conversion to business uses? Uncle' Sam's legal club persuaded the steel trust to come down $10 s ton on needed war supplies. Individual patriots, lacking t persuader, will dig up the top figure or go without The spread of seditious and treasonable senti ments should be stopped, but so also should be the spread of false rumors and gossip charging loyal citizens with" lending aid and comfort to the enemy. Experience swings a mighty hammer on theory and isolation. Three years ago i public man ad vocating universal military service in this coun try would receive scant attention. Today every live one sits up and takes note of what is com ing. Events not of our making forces a change of front ; Pacifist knockers, though dazed in the last round, bound into the ring for another go. Sev eral organizations opposed to conscription and foreign invasion sprang up almost in a night in New York. New names serve as a disguise for the old crowd. But methods ire the same. Their ac tfvities press upon the authorities the question whether organised bodies may lawfully influence or interfere with the regular processes of govern ment in the prosecution of the war. Give the Boy His Chance Mtnnaapolia Journal. Viewed From Two Angles. Discussing the duty of German-Americans, Herman A. Metz, former city comptroller of New York and characterized as "decidedly pro-German" throughout the period leading up to our declaration of a state of war, says that, to those who have observed the great body of Americans of German extraction as closely as they have ob served the noisy few, the question, "What Will the German-Americans Do Now?" is self-answered. "German-Americans," he declares, "will accept the situation quietly with all its misunder standings and all its grief and they will prove their loyalty in the face of these misunderstand ings and in the very teeth of their grief. To them the war with Germany is the greatest afflic tion that could stab their hearts. The supreme patriot is not the jubilant patriot." Mr. Metz goes on to describe the course of war sentiment in this country by reason of which the United States gradually swung to the side of the allies, adding: "Had the United States even tually cast her lot with Germany instead of with the allies, it would have been unfair to read into the former partisanship of English, French, Rus sian or Italian Americans any disloyalty to the country of their adoption." It will do our native born citizens good to think of this phase of the situation and it will also do our German-American citizens good to think of the phase presented to Germans on the other side who have seen Ger many bring itself into a war compelling them to fight against relatives and former compatriots who have become American citizens. These Ger mans should feel as much heartsickness and dis tress in waging war against the United States as our German-Americans find in a war embattling them with Germany." With the Germans in Germany it must be "Germany Ueber Alles!" regardless of their per sonal feelings, and likewise with German-Americans over here, just as with all Americans, it must be "America first, and America all the time I" Brazil Breaks With Germany. Brazil has broken off diplomatic relations with the imperial German government for the same reasons that moved the United States in taking similar step. This may be considered as a pre paratory move to Brazil's entering the war as an atcive belligerent. Much importance attaches to this move, for Brazil not only occupies a leading place in the sisterhood of South American re publics, and therefore will have great influence in determining the course of the others, but much of the capital for the great development of these countries in the last few years has been furnished by Germany. The open opposition of the South American republics to the Prussian oligarchy means something more than the possible addition to the fighting forces. It involves a possible loss of prestige to the Germans, through the de struction of carefully devised and patiently fos tered financial and commercial relations that will not easily be again set up after the war is ended. If the animus of the war was commercial, as has been contended by many astute commentators, Germany has already lost practically all it had at stake and whatever the outcome of the fighting, will be compelled to start anew to establish its place in the sun." Men who have sons near the age of manhood may well be forgiven some anguish of spirit, at the thought of how closely the necessities of the nation now touch their lives. Many father who has neglected to show much, if any, companion ship for the boy, or who has left the training of his children largely in the hands of the mother and the school teacher, now begins to regret his neglect speaking of companionship with boys, a x'niladelphia lather recently said: "The other day a young fellow came to me for a Job. I had known his father. Now the son was down and out. He looked as though he had been drinking. When I asked him how he had come to such a pass and with such a father, he half broke down. 'My father must have been a fine man,' he said, 'but unfortunately I knew it only through others. He was too busy to pay much attention to me. As a matter of fact, I never knew him as a companion, a friend, or anything but a man who paid the bills; "This was a shock to the questioner, for he realized that his own picture was also being painted. From that time on, he promised himself ' lie would devote at least an hour a day to his son and two hours on Sunday. Now. with the coming of war and the DOS' - sibility of a call to the service, a new value is set upon thejr boys in the eyes of negligent fa- i thers. Here is food for thought for those fathers whose sons are still too young to serve in this time of national necessity. Why not get ac quainted with these bovs, and give them some measure of companionship? Nor should it be forgotten that there are weighty offsets to these anxieties of fathers. Much in the way of soul values as well as physical values will come into the lives of the boys who go into the service. Patriotism is still something. The army has often been the making of men, as the civil war proved in so many cases. And there is the great adventure. As one young Englishman put it, ' Yes, 1 suppose it is terrible, but l woman t nave missed it for nvthini." We are living in a wonderful time. Give the boy a chance. Let him live his life. It is a" great thing to serve one's country. It is even greater Philadelphia Mobilizes By Frederic J. Hatkin UnskUltd Labor After the War. A correspondent of the Railway Age Gazette writes to his paper from Italy in anticipation of labor conditions after the war is ended, after hav ing surveyed much of Europe and carefully in vestigating the Italian situation. He finds that service in the army has greatly altered the char acter of the men who have been doing the rough labor in the world for many years. They have been made more self-reliant, mentally more alert and dependable, and physically capable of better service than ever. The padrone system, under which these men were sold in gangs to contrac tors, will not again be re-established. The men have learned the value of organization as well as of individual initiative and will not be dealt with on the old basis. Italy is awake to the industrial heeds of the country and efforts will be made to keep its men at home after the war; failing in this, the govern ment will favor Argentine, where extensive col onization has been carried on for years. Ger many, too, will be a bidder for unskilled labor. Before the war the Germans employed annually some 800,000 foreign laborers. Of the 600,000 Italians who annually went abroad to work, al most half, or 280,000, came to the United States, and this country still will be favored. What is true of Italy applies to other countries having a surplus of rough labor power. The new immigration law, with its literacy test is not going to be , the bar some expected. The foreigner can be taught in five or six months enough to enable him to pass the required test; in this way the law will produce one of the bene fits predicted for it by its advocates it will raise the mental standard of the Immigrant. This correspondent advises employers f large groups of unskilled labor that they must prepare to meet new conditions and says that any em ployer who undertakes to maintain the old basis will simply add to the complications of his prob- 1 Tl. . ' ' ;,l ! - I . ' I icm. a nc grcai gain win come in ine improvea quality of the service. One Slaughter That is Commendable. Whatever the cause, the Nebraska legislators seem to have awakened to a partial sense of their responsibility, and are doing a work that might have engaged some of the time frittered away since' the session opened. At any rate, the record of the last few days shows the slaughter of a number of bills that did not deserve the consid eration that allowed them to get through to the last days of the session. Among these none were less worthy than the measure by which it was proposed to perpetuate the present Omaha city hall pay roll. The merit system for public serv ice employes is good, but the proposed law was fundamentally bad. The bills to sell the public school lands, to establish a state fiscal agency in New York, to lengthen official terms, have gone down to deserved death, but the files still hold many other equally undeserving measures, and an extensive job of slaughtering is due to be per formed before final adjournment It is creditable for Omaha to rank among the top-notchers in recruiting strength, but, at best, the showing for the whole country is far below requirements. Some mora effective and equita ble plan must be substituted for the volunteer system to produce adequate results. France cannot restrain its joy at having the United States as an ally. The American colonies were mighty gfad to have French help once them Philadelphia, Pa., April 8. Philadelphia thes days is extremely conscious of its responsibility to the nation. With the United States in a state of war, it feels that the city which cradled liberty and the American constitution should set the pace in patriotism. War, and Philadelphia's impor tant prospective part in it. is the subject of much interesting discussion. Everywhere you meet enthusiastic citizens who talk about the possibil ity of a German attack, and the many appropriate places about the city for the planting of machine guns; the schools, factories and business concerns are granting, time off for military training, and the 5 and 10-cent stores are growing prosperous on the sale of small American flags. No self-respecting Philadelphian will purchase goods from a store which does not display an American flag somewhere about its premises, and anyone who neglects to hang a large banner over his front door step is immediately regarded with suspicion. The popular cafes, too, look as if they were decorated for a second jubilee, and every time new people come in the orchestras change what they are playing into the "Star Spangled Banner." This keeps people jumping up every few minutes to stand respectfully through the national anthem, so that luncheon in a public cafe here has taken on the form of the Episcopal ceremony. A story is told by some university students of a man who paid for a five-course din ner the other day without getting to eat any of it. Every time he started in on a new course he was compelled to stand up in respect to his country, and the waiter, thinking he had finished, whisked away his food. This, however, is only a story. For the most part the university students take their patriotism as seriously as anybody. Franklin Field, whicti has been the scene of so many historic foot ball games between the army and navy, is now a training ground for students of the University of Pennsylvania, which is doing all it can to encour age military training. During the last two months patriotic mass meetings among the stu dents have been frequent; the glories of war have been discussed and special guards detailed to search the campus each night for bombs; and military slang is fast taking the place of the ordi nary college variety. All such military activities are loudly ap plauded by the faculty. Not long ago it called a preparedness mass meeting, which was "attended by over 2,500 students. There the provost told the boys he would like to see every one of them a member of a battalion being organized by the university. "Don't worry about graduation or scholarship when your country is in danger," he counseled. "The call of patriotism comes first. The university will stand with the country." Another speaker urged them to "go slowly, think things over calmly and avoid all forms of hysteria and fireworks." This advice, if prudent, was not popular. Practically the same advice had been given gratuitously to applicants at the city recruiting stations a few days before by a num ber of women pacifists, and the result had been disastrous. The women had been mobbed and were rescued just in time by a squad of police men. Philadelphia indignantly refuses to "go slowly" any longer. The enlistment of men is a matter of personal interest to the whole of Philadelphia. The re cruiting stations are usually surrounded by crowds of citizens, who compliment the new re cruit by a hearty slap of approval on the shoulder and watch the number registered with worried ex pression. There was a time 'when, in spite of Philadelphia's best efforts, its recruiting quota was low a matter of shame, if not absolute scandal, in Independence hall. Now, to see that such a thing does not occur again the people feel that they must superintend the job. Not long ago the government sent a well known naval officer to the City of Brotherly Love to speak on the qualifications ot the United States navy. The naval officer saw the navy with an unprejudiced eye, though a naval officer, and told the people about its weaknesses as well, as its strength, hoping thereby to arouse them to yet greater effort for preparedness. The next day the recruiting was off a shade and the people were in a critical mood. It was very unwise, they said, to refer to any lacks of the navy at such a crisis and thus discourage enlistment. So did Philadelphia, in the dignity of its patriotic fame, rebuke the government. The city is perfectly sincere in its anticipation of attack and ingenious in inventing methods of defense. For the Germans have already visited there. To be sure, they appeared harmless enough, but just before they were transported to Georgia some alarming discoveries were reported. Four German stowaways were brought to light on one of the interned vessels, together with a secret wireless apparatus, while on another vessel th authorities uncovered a perfectly well equipped little bomb factory. These reports, taken in con nection with the discoverey or ground glass in Red Cross bandages, were more than enough to arouse the city. Thus Philadelphia is not only patriotic, but prepared. At the first call to arms its sons march out as they did in "98. You cannot threaten Phil adelphia and get away with it. It simply hies itselt to Independence hall, takes another look at the Liberty bell and girds on its armor. Then, look out. Our Fighting Men, ITODAYl Proverb For The Day. A watched pot never bolls. One Year Ago Today In the War. Tremendous artillery duels reported on the Italian front ' Germany admlted torpedoing sev eral vessels, but not the Sussex. - Scarcity of shipping aroused fear of food shortage In Great Britain. Spanish steamer Santanderlno sunk by submarine, with loss of four lives. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago. A large number of republican voters of the new Ninth ward assembled at the store of Charlie J. Johnson, Twenty-ninth and Farnam, where they formed a new club known as the Ninth Ward Republican club. They elected M. S. Lindsay president Wil liam Kierstead vice president and Charles J. Johnson secretary. Mr. Kierstead was declared the unanimous choice of the club for ward alderman and Charles Unlit of Hamilton street for alderman-at-large. The Salvation Army has moved Into the large apartment in the city hall heretofore occupied by the Gospel Army. A force of men is daily engaged in connecting the multitudinous tele phone wires with the patent cables, which the telephone company intends to run into its office at the corner of Harney and Fifteenth. The Garfield Republican club met at the corner of Clark and Saunders streets and elected W. P. Morrow chairman and John F. Page secre tary. At the annual vestry meeting of Trinity cathedral the vestrymen elect ed for the ensuing year were Herman Kountze, George W. Doane, General G. B. Dandy, Dr. J. H. Peabody, Wil liam L. Adams, Jr., Sidney D. Barka low and H. W. Yates. . Judge Duffy of Sac City, la., has come to Omaha to locate and will shortly open a law omae. The contract for supplying bread to the county poor farm has been award ed to Myers Bros, at 2 1-2 cents a loaf. J. E. Boyd sold to Andrew Rose water lots 1, 2, 3 and 4, near block 3, Capitol Hill addition, tor (41,000. This Day In History. 1639 First election held in Con necticut 1783 Congress, at Philadelphia, proclaimed the end of hostilities with Great Britain. 1792 Anthony Wayne was ap pointed commander of the United States army. 1846 General Pedro de Ampudia assumed command of the Mexican forces assembled to oppose the Ameri-' can Invasion. 1861 General Beauregard demand ed the surrender of Fort Sumter, which was refused by Major Anderson. 1865 Forts Huger and Tracy cap tured by the federal navy, opening the way to Mobile. 1867 A board of officers reported favorably on the selection of League Island as the site for a new navy yard. 1892 French Chamber of Deputies voted 800,000,000 francs for an expe dition against Dahomey. 1898 In a message to congress, President McKinley outlined the dif ficulties with Spain and requested con gress to take action. 1904 German troops defeated 3,000 Hereros in southwest Africa. The Day We Celebrate. Brigadier General Enoch H. Crow der, judge advocate general of the United States army, born in Missouri, fifty-eight years ago today. He was for many years stationed in Omaha. Charles B. Hughes, republican can didate for president In the 1916 elec tion, born at Glens Falls, N. Y., fifty five years ago today. William R. Willcox, chairman of the republican national committee, born at Smyrna, N. Y., fifty-four years ago today. John W. Weeks, United States sena tor from Massachusetts, born at Lan caster, N. H fifty-seven years ago today. William Ordway Partridge, Ameri can sculptor, born In Paris, fifty-six years ago today. J. Franklin BelL Major General T. Franklin Bell, the new com mander of the Eastern department, is a soldier who has shown himself on more than one occa sion to be a good fighter, full of energy and en thusiasm. He was born in Kentucky in 1856 and graduated from West Point at the age of 22. He first distinguished himself in 1881 when he cap tured a band of half-breed Creek Indians in North Dakota. In 1899 he was awarded the congres sional medal of honor "for most distinguished gallantry in action, September 9, 1899, near Porac, Luzon, P. I." General Bell remained in the Philip pines until 1903, when he returned to this country. He was commandant of the Infantry and Cavalry school, the Signal school and the Staff college until 1906. At that time he was appointed chief of staff, being the youngest officer ever to hold that position. In 1911 he became commander of the Philippine division, remaining until 1914. Re cently he has been commander of the Western di vision with headquarters at San Francisco. Tasker H. Bliss. Major General Tasker H. Bliss, assistant to the chief of staff of the United States army, was born at Lewisburg, Pa., in 1853, and graduated from West Point at the age of 22. He has had a varied career in the military service, serving on important federal commissions, as well as in the more distinctively technical army work. From 1886 to 1888 he taught In the United States Naval War college, and subsequently he was president of the Army War college. He served in the Porto Rican campaign in 1898 and was chief of the Cuban customs service during the American occu pation of Cuba. He has served on many official boards, saw distinguished service in the Philip pines, and has been in charge of the military inter ests of this country in several Mexican border campaigns. Timely Jottings and Reminders. ' The Costa Rlcan congress, elected last January, meets today for Its first session. Governor Manning of South Caro lina has designated today for a state wide observance of "Naval Recruiting Day." The Association of Collegiate Alum nae, representing the leading women's colleges of the country, begins its bi ennial meeting today in Washington. The question of joining the state banks with the Federal Reserve sys tem is to be the leading topic of dis cussion by the Kansas State Bankers' association, meeting today at Kansas city, Kan. People and Events Caterwauling sharps estimate there are about 30,000,000 cats in this country. By mobilizing about half the number an abundance of war music might be had for the trifling expense of regular rations. The eminent naturalist, John Burroughs, has just crossed the threshold of 80 years, strong, alert and as straight as the strata-litest of the trees he loves. Mr. Burroughs is a living exam ple ot the gospel ot tne great out-doors, which Storyette of the Day. Once the master of a steamer, while loading at a Scotch port, took on two hands one without a written "char acter" and another with an abundance of documentary evidence as to his honesty and uprightness. They had not been long at sea wnen they encountered rough weather, and the man with the written recommen dations, while crosing the deck with a bucket in his hand, was swept over board. The other hand saw what had happened and sought out the captain "Do you remember the man from Dundee?" he asked, "that you engaged wt the nne character?" "Yes," said the captain. "What of ltT" "Weel, hes run awa' wt" your Bucket" New York Times. The Revolution In Russia. Grafton, Neb., April 9. To the Editor of The Bee: To settle a con troversy, will you please give a short sketch of the political change that has just taken place in Russia and who the present ruler is, ana oDiige, A VA1L,X rtttAUrJK. Answer Th Duma, an elective body aira- Ilar to the American bouae of representa- tivaf, la the present rulins power of Rossis. with M. Lvoff, praaident of the council, aa executive apokeaman. The forcedabdica tion of Emperor Nlcholaa ended the reisn of the house of Romanoff snd the autocracy which constituted the government, resulting in a "government of the people, by the peo ple," acting through the Duma. TO THE LIVINCj FLAG. Can It be that thou Insensate art, oh flatf. ao loved and cherlahcd That armlea countlrss thousands strong have fought for thee and perlahed? That armits countless thousands strong, by thy dumb rail elated. Again would spring to arma for thee, though knowing death awaited? Nay, quivers life through every fold, sach wave ana undu atlon That meaaures with Ita rise and fall the nsart-throba of a nation. Aye, In thy folds, a. century old, s century's Ills IS surging. And over all waves a clarion eall to blood that needa no orglng. Ufa thrllla thy red, In courage bred; the puruy or tny wnueneaa; Thy field of blue. In truth'a own hue; thy stara of dazallne brlshtneas: And courage, truth and purity, thua In thy colors Dlenoeo. Hava fired the hearts and nerved the arms which have thy cause defended. So, children of the men of old who first un. furled to glory The beauty of thy atars and atrlpea, now lamea tn aong and atory. To lave the flag their blood baptised when we were bom a nation, Wa pledge our lit blood and our aona, In solemn consecration. Council Dluffs, la. MRS. CHARLES KARL. Fly Our Flag. Omaha, April 10. To the Editor of The Bee: Have you noticed the num ber of flag poles on down town build ings on which there are no flags fly ing? Does it not seem strange that the owners will spend from $50 to 1150 to have these nag poles erected and then never use them. If not now, when? Why not have a member of one of the women's clubs call on the owners or tenants and request that they dis play Old tilory at once, ir any refuse or neglect to do It have them regis tered, as there must be a reason for refusing. Lets get a flag on every pole in the city. The united States of America first and always. A FOREIGN-BORN. A Prayer. Omaha. April 10. To the Editor of The Bee: My beloved country, patient and long suffering mother, not only to me, but alike to the sons and daugh ters of that nation and the other. In this thy supreme struggle, along with thy mother and elder sisters, for existence, so prophesied by the master seer, be it on land or on sea. Oh, my country, indulgent parent. I solemnly promise in this thy greatest need, To live and live more In Christ's activity for all thy children and for tnee. So, too, by an abiding faith in God, ever present, I promise to help bring to thy palpitating breast the assur ance of a peace and security that transcends the wisdom of man's law or creed. MRS. RALPH B. ELLIOTT. Jerry 81 ill on the Job. Lincoln. April 9. To the Editor of The Bee: Please give space in your widely read paper to this copy of a resolution introduced by me this aft ernoon in the house of representatives and unanimously adopted: 'Whereas. The United States of America Is now engaged in the world war and. the laboring men of the na tion will be called upon to respond to the colors, and they will respond as they have always responded, in the past, and, "whereas. Departure of the bread winners for the fields of battle pill leave thousands of women and chil dren to earn their own subsistence in the factories and sweat shops of the metropolitan cities; therefore, be it ' Resolved, That this house recom mend to our representatives in con gress, as a war measure, to assist these worthy women, and children, whose bread-winners have gone to the front, that a maximum price of one dollar ($1.00) per bushel be fixed upon wheat, and a maximum price on other provisions accordingly; and be it further "Resolved, That we recommend that an embargo be placed on ship ments or leather, in any form, from this country, so that the packers might release the 2,500,000 hides now being held to raise the price of shoes to $25 or more per pair; and, likewise, that we urge congress to pay as it goes in tne war with income and inheri tance taxes. All incomes over $10,000 per year should be conscripted. The minimum cash pay of soldiers and sailors should be not less than per day during the war." JERRY HOWARD. Cigars 10c La Marca 5 (J Box of 50 for $2.50 10c Flor de Murat Londres...6 Box of 60 for $3.00 Black and White, the world's greatest 5c cigar, made in Clubhouse, Invincible, Londres shapes, 5c each, whether you buy one or a thousand. El Paxo, splendidly good...l5ti 2 for 25; box of 25, $2.75 West End Pharmacy Have yon aeen our beautiful Rose and Gray Store mt 49th and Dodger It a the fifth link in the Sherman ft MrConnell chain. Sherman & McConnell Drug Company 8 Good Drug Stores. MIRTHFUL REMARKS. Tou say you aro not going to the familr r (mnlon 7" "What would I war?" "Wear th clothe you hav on." "Not to a family reunion. This bat Z aneaked from Caaaln Lucy, thto drM 1 bor rowed from Aunt Matilda, and thlt roat be longs to Slater Jane." Loula villa Courier Journal. I ara convinced that Tompklni la befln- nlnff to make a lot of money." "Why do you think ao?" "He' a been going around lately boasting how much happier a man la when he's poor.'' Fuck. "I don't aea any aenae In referring to the) wisdom of Solomon," aald th man, amart ly. "He had a thounand wlvea." "Tea," answered the woman, tartly, "lia learned hia wladom from them." New Tork Time. "Now, hubby!" Huh?" "Win you love mo when I'm old?" 'Why not? Nowadays a grandmother looks aa chic aa anybody." Kansas City Journal. "Look at the progress of the women In Norway and Iceland and those other north ern countries compared to the ones further south." "Well, naturally, they have mora latltuda further up." Baltimore American. KfcR nW.KABIBBUT I WW To lAARRy A CERTA1M YOWKi; IAW. VJH0 SHOUlDt SktoR WrSrWft-HER WVtGP. OR HER. MOWER ? $k TO CHANGE A BllL SiEE VMHICH ONE CARRIES THE BANKROLL ! "Tea," aald the proay visitor, "your daush ter ia now standing with reluctant feot where the brook and river meet." "What's that?" spoke up the glrl'a mother. "I told her to keep away from damp spots." Baltimore Amoricau. "Bobble, your face wants washing, TMd you Jook at It In the glass this morning 7" "No, mother, but It seemed all right when I felt It." New York Sun. "Take a glance at Bllwon over there; did you ever notice how bis features are always moving?" ' "Yes. perhaps that accounts for his nam ing such a vacant expression." Boston Transcript. Clerk Let me show you our latest ma chines. We have a motor car now that can climb any hill on earth. Chauffeur That's nothing. The last on you sold me tried to climb a tree. Topcka State Journal. Magistrate The prosecutor says the prison er Is charged with uttering forged notes. Lawyer Then thn whole charge falls to the ground. The prisoner could'nt utter any kind of notes, because he's dumb. Balti more American. "Bobby, did you have a good time t the party?" "Yes, mamma." "Why didn't you stay until It was over?" "What was the use; I couldn't eat any more." Boston Transcript. 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