THE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, APRIL 3, 1917. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING 6UNDAT FOUNDED BY EDWARD KOSEWTK VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR ' TUB BEB PUBL18HINQ COMPANY, PROPMBTOH. Entered t Omaha poitote cs second-class matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Br Carrier. Br Hell Dil u I' pvxmli.ua WM mil wiuvwi eanaer Li? . J s ten!n end Suae.? M 5"2 bam ealhcut Sender " " J-J 9idu Itat oolj " JJJ t)IIr and tfueUr Bo. thrM rm b edreaee tlt.M Sawl - ImteleiUr la cjelltccf to (taeke Bee, Curalatloa Pimwh REMITTANCE mil V drtft. ma ee Po" erder. 0"' " w7mm7o am.ll 4ccom Pnoaal eke. scosM on 0a4ha sod mhfc Th Bf Bui I din I- OFFICES. CllteeM FWVI (MS BuUdlBt. Scuta Oro.he Mli N St See Tort FW Are. ?dl BMfe-14 H. UUI K ,' . 5TS LUimln-LltlM BlUldlae. WceMnilna-TM Hie, M. M. W. CORRESPONDENCE aiMim mmnlctMou nunc, u eees end cduertel MMc te (tattle Hm. Editorial Papuan. FEBRUARY CIRCUtATIOM 54,592 Daily Sunday, 50,466 trams dreomlnri for die eweOs seMclbsl end I tvullien. CUceisUe Bum iHtrDwUM SuWerikOT Imrmi cHy sfco.lc1 v TW Bee csdUel M these. AdOoos eecics srw na The nations! ae in a nutiheil: Full speed ahead, or back np. "Old Glory" i good enough. Ditch the white flags and the red flags. The patriotiam of cold feet never brightened a star in Colombia's diadem. Fretnmably, Captain Hob.on it fighting De mon Rom on dry land in Nebraska juit to keep in practice. -- An apology is doe from that household In which the borglar was able to find only $2 in available money. Resolutions which shoot both ways on national issues indicates a high state of preparedness of the celebrated jackass battery. I . Big blows are coming In the war zone, say the prophets. Let them come. The quicker they fall the sooner will the agony end. It Is stated that "His Highness the Hog" has his eye on the $14 mark. In view of previous skyrocketing performances, this looks for him like a very modest flight It is a question whether the back-to-the-farm call or the pressure of high-living-cost with sala ries stopped, is the most potent factor now for speedy legislative adjournment When the Pilgrims of Patriotism and the Emergency Peacs federation get together at Washington it behooves the natives to draw ' the blinds and scoot for the cellar. The Danish West Indies have been formally transferred to the United States, the only thing overlooked being the little formality of first se curing the "consent of the governed." "If we became belligerents,'' says the Ne braska house, "we cease to be neutrals." Bold words bravery written. Stronger troth never flowed from the a quill of whit feather. Lincoln is choosing candidates for city offices and for a new home-rale charter convention at one and the same time.' Nothing like the "safety first" rule in politics nailing down the jobs be fore opening the door to the reformers. The Nebraska soldier boy who lost a foot while guarding the Union Pacific bridge may have the distinction of being the first victim of the war in line of duty in the United States, if that is to be a distinction; at the same time, he is entitled to just as much sympathy as if he were maimed in the trenches. Exploits of German sea rovers, while not strictly according to the rules of the game, en rich the heroics of the sea and yield a charm im possible in subsea operations. The rovers work above board and their sctivities in the open chal lenge the hunter to a field of naval sport on equaled in any other branch of war. There is grave danger that the rush of great events will smother the solemn wisdom with which current resolutions are illuminated. For example, this brilliant thought emitted by the Nebraska house: "To stay out of war demands more courage, more patriotism and more self sacrifice than going to war." Think it over, analyze it and mark well the destination of the sentiment Mr. Bryan's Appeal -St I It is no answer to Mr. Bryan's appeal to con' gress to recall the fact that he attached his official signature to the note of February 10, 1914, warn ing Germany that it would be held to "a strict accountability" if sny American life or property should be lost through submarine attacks with out warning. He has a right to change his mind, nren as the country would be justified in retreat ng from a position it had concluded to be wrong, :ven at the risk of being ridiculed for its cow irdice. Mr. Bryan's appeal is subject to criticism 3ii entirely different grounds. In the first place, it dodges existing facts. Our controversy is not now restricted to the rights of American cititena to travel cm belligerent ships. Our own ahips are being sunk by German submarines, inside and outside the so-called war tone. The illuminated sign of the unarmed Heatdton, which was within the "safety" tone and sailing between neutral ports, served as a special mark for the submarine torpedo. Other American ships have been aunk without warning, while sailing for home, in bal last. The issue is whether that portion of our population which makes its livelihood in com merce shall quit business until the war enda or meet death at the hands of assassins. We are merely insisting on the rights heretofore conceded to them by the usages of nations and not denied now by any country except Germany. Mr. Bryan's talk about peace treaties Is prattle. Even if we had such a treaty with Germany, which we have not it would be worthless for this kind of controversy, since none of these treaties provides a modus Vivendi, ihe treaties provide for a year's delay, without any requirement for cessation of irritating offenses. Mr. Bryan's sug gestion that Germany would suspend submarine operations for a year, if we signified a willingness to submit our smevances to arbitration, is merelv silly, in light of Germany's declarations of reasons tor such operations. It contends that they are necessary to its existence. It says that it must bring Great Britain to terms by starvation. An agreement to suspend operations against our ves sels for a year would be a confession of hypocrisy as to past conduct which no nation could make. nr. Bryan s appeal is not even goos nonsense. British Plans for Paying War Debt British statesmen are already looking ahead to carrying and reducing of the enormous debt piled np by the war. Quite naturally, they pro pose making the world at large contribute to the fund that will be needed and hope to be able to raise moat of the money without troubling their own people seriously. One of the recently out lined schemes for doing this contemplates Hud son bay fisheries, Indian jute and South Sea whale oil as bases for industrial monopolies that will turn into the imperial exchequer such reve nue as in a few years will get the funded debt down to where it can be better managed. If the war were to terminate with no added issue of bonds by the British government the in terest charge against the United Kingdom would stand at $931,000,000 a year, rather more than the total revenue of the country for 1913. A consid erable portion of this will be met by payments on loans made to allies, but the bulk must come from the pockets of the British taxpayer, or be shifted to his customers in other lands. Therefore, It is now proposed that at the close of the war the "mine-sweepers" now used in the North Sea can be turned into a fishing fleet to ply in Hudson bay and other British shore waters, furnishing food to millions and bringing a steady income to the government The jute Industry and the whale oil monopoly, added to the fisheries, will bring $150,000,000 s year, according to estimates. The United States Is deeply concerned m this, because of. its own interests in deep-sea fishery, as well as the shore end stream fishing on the Pacific coast and because it is the world's prin cipal user of jute. 'On the latter it would pay the greater amount of any toll exacted by John Bull. It is too early to formulate definite plans, but not too soon t6 look ahead, and it will be well to note what the British are thinking of in this connection. "The Lady from Montana." Whatever of interest or import may attach to the first appearance of Miss Rankin as a member of congress from Montana because of her sex, the ovation given her by her fellow members is only to be interpreted as a tribute to the woman hood of America. Miss Rankin has carefully let it be known she is looking for no Immunity be cause she is a woman; she expects to take part in the doings of the body of which she is a member on a parity with the other members, but the like lihood is strong that she will be the recipient of many little courtesies and some consideration that the average new member doesn't receive. In born in the American man is s .regard for the opposite sex that no amount of political or other experience can extinguish, and he manifests this just as unconsciously ss the other Involuntary processes of his life sre carried on. Therefore, when be was cheering the "lady from Montana" he may have been moved to his enthusiasm by Miss Rankin's personal presence, but he really was cheering the wives and mothers, the sisters and daughters of the United States and woman kind everywhere. Bams Old Demagogic Trick. The peculiar condition of unstable equilibrium in which the country now finds itself seems to present an irresistible temptation to the dema gogue who assumes a monopoly of virtue and accuses everyone else of evil. The most common trick is to denounce in particular newspapers that do sot agree with the proponent as "venal and corrupt" "No newspaper will print what I aayl" ex claims the demagogue. It is so much easier to cry, "The newspapers are all owned by Walt street, or bought with British gold, or subsidized with German money," than it is to answer argu ments or justify a questionable position. The very fact, however, that the demagogue's voice Is heard throughout the land and his utterances spread in print by the newspapers, although, of course, along with the antidote, comes its own contradiction and it is a safe assertion that the public speaker who seeks to prejudice his audience by telling them that the columns of the press are closed to him is the first to scan his morning newspaper to see how much of his talk has been published; for this sort of orator verily lives on free publicity. Incidentally, there is nothing whatever to pre vent theae hot sir artists from publishing and dis seminating their outpouring through newspapers of their own snd some of them do. Senator Lodge No Weakling. The inconsiderate advocate of .peace who sought to forwsrd his cause by an assault on Henry Cabot Lodge must now have a much more definite notion of the proweas of the senator from Massachusetts. Senator Lodge did what any man of spirit would have done under the circumstances he knocked his assailant down, and so gave an excellent exemplification of the personal applica tion of the doctrine he has preached. He was both -prepared snd willing to defend himself, and thus to set an example to the nation. On the other hand, the course of his assailant Is not such as entitles him to much notice, unless It be as a good illustration of the effect of misapplied zeal. Seeking out the senator to urge his support of peace, this man met a declination of his request with an epithet, snd when that was resented fol lowed with a blow, for which he was floored. The whole affair may be considered a symptom of the excited condition into which i lot of well-meaning people have worked themselves and for the cure of which quiet snd rest is needed something we are not likely to experience very soon. Every nation at war, with the exception of Russia, nears the bottom of Its resources of "cannon fodder." France is calling the class of 1918 for training. Similar action Is reported in Germany. Both have called to the colors men be yond the normal age limit Great Britain is re examining men previously rejected as unfit Little news comes out of Austria regarding conditions, but they are hardly leas discouraging. Russia's abundance of fighting materials is handicapped by shortage of equipment All signs point to a final finish by exhauation. Wool growers, hog growers and potato grow ers, not to mention the coal men, ran a tieck-and-neck race for the wherewith all winter, and are still going strong. There are others. Bethlehem steel pulled down $11,000,000 during January and February, or at the rate of $110 share per year. The race lacks novelty for spectators, however, and will remain so until the iceman pulls for the inside track. " ' The last Canadian war loan was oversub scribed, $100,000,000. The "lady of the snows" not only warms np to her task, but digs into her stockings for the needful. Uncle Sain in the Caribbean 17 --The Forbidden Treasure By Frederic J. Haikin Santo Domingo City, S. D March 23. This island ia a storehouse of natural wealth success fully guarded from the enterprise and greed of all the world by its lack of stable government and intelligent laws. There are, for example, excellent oil fields in Santo Domingo. A man from Boston some years ago bored a well in the Azuera district which yielded him 350 barrels a day. He made a contract for the sale of his oil in Boston and took out a large quantity. Then he found that the export duty combined with the freight was more than the price of the oil His barrels are rotting on the beach today. The wonderful fertility of the Dominican soil has been alluded to in a former letter. This quality seems to be due to a mixture of the coral, which constitutes a large part of the island, with a leaf mold washed down by the rivers from the mountain forests. In this way humus and lime are combined to form a Soil of the greatest fertility. The most famous of Dominican resources, and the one about which the American consul receives the most inquiries, ia its gold. In the Ciboa range and in the San Cristobal region there are placers which have been known and worked for centuries. In the days of the Spanish occupation it is said that the invaders gathered great stories of this treasure by trading with the Indians little silver hawkbells for their fill of gold. Nowadays the peon women wash gold out of these same streams with wooden bowls, making a few dollars a week, and by a law of the land the common people are protected in their right to work these placers. The forest resources are another example of nnusued wealth. One of the largest Dominican imports is lumber, and yet there are extensive forests of pine, oak and chestnut, as well as ma hogany, satinwood, lignum yitae and rosewood. The most serious lack in Santo Domingo ia coal, which will probably limit the future indus trial development of the island more than any thing else. There is an abundance of iron ore and also lead and copper, but no mineral fuel has so far been discovered except lignite. Another atriking and so far undeveloped re source is two mountains of rock salt, said to be remarkably pure. They are in Barahona province. Even though revolutionists and -bandits are suppressed, this land of treasure is effectively guarded by its unique and astonishing laws. The peso system of land titles, for example, makes it nearly impossible to acquire a valid title to any land in the republic. This system derives from the days of the Spanish conquest, when the king of Spain made great land grants to his favorites. For example, he might grant to Juan Fernandez 5,000 pesos worth of land lying between two rivers. Juan settles in the general region indi cated and has ten sons and daughters, to each of whom he bequeathes 500 pesos worth of land. They all squat in various parts of the domain, each cultivating what he cares to, no division of the land being made. Gradually these "peso titles" become divided among innumerable heirs and purchasers. The original 5,000 pesos no longer has anything to do with the value of the land, but each "peso title" represents a right to one five-thousandth of an ares which has never been surveyed. Some one has said that this system might well have been deviaed by the devil working In co-operation with all the lawyers in his internal domain. It has been further complicated by the rise oi a thriving local industry in the manufacture of counterfeit peso titles. One Dominican is well known to have made a fortune by manufacturing titles carefully aged with coffee stains. These counterfeiters, make their money out of the American sugar and coffee interests, some of whom have already bought out three or four sets of claimants to their lands. Naturally their will ingness to settle in this way haa been a great stimulus to the fake title business. The only way to trace one of these titles and test its validity Is by the records of the provin cial clerks, in which every transfer is supposed to have been set down. By accident or design, nearly all of these records have been burned. Equally Intelligent are the mining laws. Any one may take up a mining claim anywhere, no matter whose land it is on. He stakes it out by mentioning in his claim papers four well-known points on the landscape. Thus a man wishing to claim a small vein of silver may be forced to stake half Ithe island, using a mountain peak, a city and a bay as his corners. The mineral rights to this entire area are now his in perpetuity and he is under no obligation to work them. Business is paralyzed just as effectively as agri culture and mining. The customs duties average about 50 per cent, so that the ordinary necessities of life cost almost twice as much as anywhere else. In addition to this every merchant must buy a license to do business and pay a percentage tax on alt the business he does. All of these absurd laws must be revised by a strong and honest government before the Do minican treasure house can be unlocked. Nebraska Press Comment Hickman Enterprise: Colonel Roosevelt has accepted an invitation to speak at Lincoln in June. Senator Norris is to be congratulated that his re cent exploits in the senate will no longer be a live topic of discussion by that time. Kenesaw Progress: With the annexation of Florence and Benson to Greater Omaha, the city will cover an area about equal to a township. Some cities in China have a greater population on a mile square of territory, but the fresh air and expansiveness of the good old Nebraska prairies auits us much better than either the Gate City or the populous places of the Celestial empire republic. . Beatrice Express: Grand Island, Fremont, Hastings and a number of other Nebraska cities of the same class are in the midst of warm munici pal campaigns, the election of mayors, council men and other city offices being at stake. These annual city squabbles are one pleasure which Beatrice is happily rid of, thanks to the commis sion form of government We take ours every two years. Hemlngford Ledger: The "colored chap in the wood pile," so much in evidence last fall, when known "wets" were offering to vote for the amendment in exchange for votes for certain senatorial candidates, when they knew the amend ment would carry, and were planning a handicap, and now these fellows so elected are simply pay ing their obligation by knifing the attempted law as planned. It's an act to be remembered should these same senators ever again ask the people's suffrage. , Grand Island Independent: Boss Mullen might just as well argue that the people of Ne braska voted not to prohibit whisky, but only to reduce the alcoholic content of it 50 per cent at to affect to believe that a reduction of 50 per cent in the alcoholic content of beer would not be in harmony with their decree. If that sort of a political fraud and embezzlement can be perpe trated upon the voters of Nebraska the amend ment providing the initiative and referendum might just as well be blotted out with black ink. That is a sample of the work of "the organiza tion." Laurel Advocate: Not for many years has Laurel been without mail as long as it waa last week from 8 o'clock Tuesday evening until 2 o'clock Saturday afternoon and the Burlington passenger train run daily between here and Sioux City. It looks to as as though the mails should have been aent out from Sioux City on the Bur lington, and that from Omaha by way of Sioux City, and not be allowed to pile up at Wakefield and wait for the track to be repaired. The first train Saturday brought forty sacks of mail for Laurel. The only daily papers that were seen here Wednesday, Thursday and Friday were those brought out from Sioux City by passen gers on the Burlington. Proverb for the Day. A (air exchange It no robbery. One Year Ago Today In the War. Italian aviators bombarded Adels borg; two killed. French counter attacks regained part ot Vaux village. Answering American protest Great Britain maintained right to examine mall tack on neutral ateamert and confiscate contraband. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago. Thomas F. Tuttle ot the firm ot Tuttle A Allison, with John R. Ham ilton, have left for an extended tour through the east combining pleasure with important business. It la re ported about town that Mr. Hamilton has purchased two return tickets. Some of the young men ot the city who own horses are Interesting them selves In a scheme to form a cavalry elub. Colonel Henry, army rifle In structor, has consented to drill the young men as well as their horses. The Missouri Pacific company's round house at the end of North Fourteenth and east of the Saratoga house burned down, the loss being about 1st, 000. The annual meeting of school dis trict No. 63 was held at the school house building on Lowe avenue. Messrs. Taggart and Higby were the only officers present and H. L. Seward and B. P. Knight were elected trustees. Mr. Mendelssohn of Mendelssohn & Lowrle expatiated upon their plana for the county hospital and Insane asylum before the county commis sioners. Prince too a beautiful "header" while practicing a fancy pedal-mount which exhibition was watched by about forty Interested spectators. The Omaha Wheel club met in Its rooms in the Gruenlg block and elected officers as follows: President, C. M. Woodman; vice president Dr. O. W. Williams; secretary and treas urer, Gus Swartz; captain, F. T. Mit tauer; lieutenant Thomas F. Black more; buglers, H. B. Mulford and Ferry Badollet This Day in History. 177S The colonial assembly of New York held Its last session and adjourned. 1788 Treaty of amity and peace for fifteen years concluded by Frank lin between the United States and Sweden. 1817 Tom Taylor, author of "Our American Cousin," born. Died in London July 12, 1880. 1842 Lord Ashburton arrived in Washington to negotiate a settlement of the Maine boundary dispute. 1849 King of Prussia declined election as emperor of the German confederation. 18 SI Massachusetts legislature ap propriated 825,000 for supplies for 2,000 troops. 1886 Four lives lost In a lire that destroyed the Planters hotel in St Louie. 1886 Defeat of Dervishes Ay Anglo-Egyptian force at Kassala. 1898 Nearly 200 persons met death In an avalanche In the Chllkoot pass In Alaska, The Day We Celebrate. Richard W. Jepeon, in the grocery business, waa born April I, 1892, in Omaha. He is a graduate of the Omaha High schooL ' Paul B. Burleigh, accountant with the Bankers Reserve Life company, Is 46 today. He ia a native of Omaha and has occupied positions with the Merchants National and the Bran dels banks. John Burroughs, the most famous of American naturalists, born at Rox bury, N. Y., eighty years ago today. "Bud" Fisher, who has attained fame and fortune by his Mutt and Jeff cartoons, born In San Francisco thirty-two years ago today. William Hughes, senior United States senator from New Jersey, born in Ireland forty-five years ago today. Margaret Anglin, celebrated actress of the American stage, born at Ottawa, Ont, forty-one years ago today. Milo P. Maltbie, noted economist now holding the position of city cham berlain of New York City, born at Hinckley, 111., forty-six years ago to day. Bert M. Fernald, the new United States senator from Maine, born at West Poland, Me., fifty-nine years ago today. Timely Jottings and Reminders. Birthday greetings to John Bur roughs, the naturalist 80 years old today. A number of Illinois cities and towns vote today on the liquor license question. An unusually bitter fight for the mayoralty will culminate today in the city election in St Louis. Anti-saloon contests hold the center of the stage in today's city and town elections In Wisconsin. Among the places voting on license are Superior, the second largest city of the state, and Madison, the state capital. Munioipal elections also take place In many cities of Colorado, Arkansas, Nebraska, Kansas, Texas, Minnesota and a number ot other statea A feature of the city election to be held today at Monroe, Wla, will be the taking of a referendum vote on the question of war between the United States and Germany. An eliminating primary Is to be held In Massachusetts today for delegates to the proposed constitutional conven tion. The leaders In the primaries will be the candidates in the election on May 1. A bitter campaign is being waged between the to-called conserva tive and radical elements for control ot the convention. Storyctte of the Day. "Hello! It this you, mother, dear?" "Yet, Sue. What Is It? Something awful must have happened for you to call me up at this " "It's not to awful. But John, dear, hasn't been feeling well and the doc tor gave him pills to take every tour hours. I've been sitting up to give them to him, and now it't about time for hit medicine, but John had fallen asleep. Should I wake him?" "I wouldn't If I were you. What It he suffering from?" "Insomnia." Pittsburgh Telegraph Chronicle. AROUND THE CITIES. 8ervlee by notes Bui of the double deck vnrlet has bees inaugurated In several dis tricts of CMuia. fifty bum wul be put hi eommUiloa within thirty days. They bsvs a Matins Mpuity of Afty-ona paaion tors.' Fan. IS otnts. Sioux City dads th rattan to drivs tko economy knift UtronsH tan flooh pota and ersp th boM ri(ht away. Anions tho iota booked tot tat dlaenrd la that of city At Karihal. created three years aso. In vcetlsstioa of tree constituted the chief duties of the office. Hereafter the work will ke done by city detactrres. Not a Nation of Cowards. Omaha, April I. To the Editor of The Bee: Frequently we aee pub lished as headline and quotations from speeches the query, "Are we a nation ot cowards?" The query Is then answered by. the questioner in a man ner as best indicates hit point ot view, but nearly always by the Inti mation that we are a nation lack- Ins Dhvsical coursjre. An examination of past history prove the latter untrue, and future events will also uphold the fact that America Is not destitute of the cour age necessary to protect the ideals lor wnicn it stands. Americans cannot Justly be accused of ignoble timidity simply because they hesitate to enter upon a cam patgn ot warfare, the conclusion of wnicn nat noinins to oner mat can not be aecured by peaceful methoda It It not cowardice to wish to avoid the bloodshed and destruction that ia of no advantage except to show how uncivilized the "civilized" world ttill la It It not cowardice to hesitate before piling up a war debt for innocent pos terity, knowing, at we should, that It Is far more patriotic to give pos terity the benefits of past experiences ana to aid it m avoiding our mistakes. Nor Is It cowardice to hesitate in tending fathers, brothers and sons onto the battlefield to become maimed, crippled or meet death. If America finally does become con vinced that if we are to maintain peace "we will have to fight for it" we will be that much more Justified because we will know what we are fighting for, whereas the European belligerents seem undecided as to what they are contending for. The man or country that really be lieves America It a nation of cow ards will be sadly disappointed when once It is determined that "we are going to have peace if we have to fight for it" L J. C. Somersault of "Imperialism.'' Lyons, Neb., April I. To the Editor of The Bee: In 1900 I was chairman for Burt county of the democratic and populist parties and our alogan then was: "Imperialism the republican party la driving us to imperialism." How astonishing now to see imperial ism, once rif ig on republican shoul ders, "trade .torses In the middle of the stream" and almost if not quite, ride out victorious on the shoulders of a democratic president. A. W. HOBSON. Distinction Between Training and Service. Dayton, O., April 1. To the Editor of The Bee: Our danger in case of a defensive war Is not that men will not volunteer to fight but that they will be untrained and unfitted to fight. There are two distinct types of ob jectors to compulsory military service. One Is the pacifist who objects to war In toto. Men of the other type feel that among the most lundamental of American institutions are freedom of conscience and freedom of opinion. While ready and willing to fight if occasion requires, they feel that It Is one of the basic rights of an Amer ican to determine for himself whether the cause in which he it asked to fight Is one to which he can with a clear conscience give military service. If this right is taken away the fun damental significance of American In stitutions is seriously modified. Compulsory military training will furnish the necessary training and ex perience, and it can be divorced com pletely from compulsory military serv ice. Our men can be trained, and yet be left free to volunteer when occa sion arises. The drafting of men would still be a possibility, but that re source could not be used effectively against overwhelming public opinion. If congress provides for compulsory military training, would It not be well to separate thit provision abaolutely from compulsory military service? These are two separate problems and should be dealt with separately. Would you tee fit to tuggest such action on the part of congress? . ARTHUR E. MORGAN. SMILING LINES. SI I cay, Hiram, the aetr this piece Is about must be a very lucky man. Hiram Why so, tit 81 It cays ever since he ctarted out en his tour his wife has supportsd htm. Baltimore Amsrlcan. "7c your boy Josh doing well?" "Of oourse." rcrllsd Farmer Com towel. "Josh has manated to be so patient with his last Does that I'm kind o' hopeful he'll be able to come back to the farm and tt along with me." Wtshlntton Star. le Jobblns In the hospital? "Not that I know of. Why do you think sot" "8mlth waa telling me the other day that he was out In his car and ran across Jobblns." Indianapolis News, Maud MIm Oldun thinks that hotel clerk Just lovely. Ethel Why sot Maud He wrote opposite her name on the hotel refteter; Suite II. Fuck. "I love you." "H-.ve you cccn papet" 'Tee. I eaw him laat nlsht at the poker party. That'e how I sot enourb money to propoee on." Boston Transcript. Father Helen. Isn't it about time you were entertaining the prospect of matri mony f Danthtsr Not quite, pa. He doesn't call until S o'clock. Judse. SWWlbVfT A, HU4oMlbBEU)ri sovte society or cvjjc 0F.5OM5 WHO? -01- oTCMHEUStT E8ATINti SOCIETY VOUKE AUtEAW A UFE MEMBER OP OWE Kt H0M6 ! Ton oufht not to nflect biulneit io much for your auto, old chap." "X know It, but I can't help It It takes all my tint to liquidate the promliea I made to five people rldea." Baltimore American. Wicker Do you go In for borne oookinc at your house? Snicker Not on your life! We go out for ltLlfe. Diner I'd like a Juicy, tender steak, medium done, with a lump of fine butter on top. Walter That woud be rery ntce, sir. And now what will you have 7 Boston Tran script Uncle Eira So Eph Hoakins has tone to Palm Beach! I wonder If there'll be enough going on to suit him. Uncle Eben Well, Eph, ain't taking any chances. He took his checkerboard along. Ufa. Alice (modestly) X can't Imagine why he should, but he wants to marry me. Marie He told me, dear, he admired you for the clever way you extracted a proposal from him. Judge. "So poor Handy Is gone?" Trs, yes, ma'am." "She was a good wife to you, Sam.N "Yes, Indeed, she was. I speck I'd a been turned out of house and home years ago If she hadn't worked all the time to keep the rent paid up.'' Detroit Free Freis. THE NATION'S HONOR, The nation's honor is at stake. Arise, ye Americana! Awake! Can we risk a doubt or wait. When by so doing ws may be late Through blood and toll and trials of war Old Glory may be led once more; . As true Americans, we will fight To hold it high In the cause of right American patriots, we must rise. For here before your very eyes Are insults to our state; what more Is needed to plunge us into war. To defend our honor and our right, To save the flag from shame and blight f Americans, patriots, cltliena all. Arise and answer your country's call. In all these years that have gone before. Tour ancestors have not shirked a war When it was duty, and for the right They willingly fought with all their might Let us not be trod by a despot's heel. But grasp the gun and fiercely wheel, And strike with all our main an- might For country, liberty, the flag and right. Lyons, Neb. LAWRENCE SMITH. -MnniniiMii MiMirMi 'inmniiiimiik jj Locomotive Auto Oil ; Th be&t otf im know s, The t V.J&holas Oil Company jz neeldeel S Grain Exchsngs Bldf 5 - Umaha, Neb. 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