it. ft 8 THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: APRIL 1, 1917. The Om'aha Bee DAILY (MORNINCKBVENINQ-SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER ' VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THE BE8 PUBLISHING COMPANY, PROPRIETOR. Entered at Omaha poatoffice aa eecond-claga matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. By Carrier. Br Mill. Otile and Bunder par Booth, 65o par mr. Ifl oo mnj vitnoat sunaar m .uij Ereiilni and SunrUr . 40o 6,00 Biantni without Sunday o " 4.00 tind Ree only " 20o tOO HiJly and 0undy Bet. three rears In adraooa Ill 0 Bead initios of ehsnee of addnaa or trregulartlf ta dellrarr to Onaba Rm, Clroulatloa Dapaitmnt. REMITTANCE fUnlt bf draft, axpraai er portal order. Only l-eent atampi takao ta pmnt of until aoooanta. Pertenal obaea, except oo Omaha and Mttern xrb.vnja, not accepted. OFFICES. Omaha Tha Baa Ball nr. 'hlcfo Paople'i Oat BnlMint. South Omtha Mil N St. New York SM Fifth Are. Outictl Bluffs 14 N. Mala St. flt. Letile New B'k. of Cnrameros. tinooln Llttla BuMdini. ytihlnfton 7 nth 8t N. W. CORRESPONDENCE Atfdree. eomnraalcattona relating to nam and editorial Matter M Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. FEBRUARY CIRCULATION 54,592 Daily Sunday. 50,466 Itmii cIkqIsMoo for the months rabKrlM tod nran to by Dwiaw) Williams. dreoJMloB Manager. Subscriber, leaving the city rtould have Hi. Bee mailed to than. Addreee changed a. olten aa nqunM, Hng the banner on the outer walll Unfortunately, thii war crisii is no April fool joke. , IncMentaNy, do your Easter bonnet shopping early. A clean arty it the first essential of a Oity Beautiful. The farmer's "safety first" Is making sure of the germinating quality of his seed corn. The backyard vegetable garden and the front yard posy garden should go band in hand. April promisee once more to increase its bat ting average as America's favorite war month. "Somewhere in the United State" promises an early drive for a place in the news map of the world. Note by reference to the calendar that April is to give us the first Friday 'the thirteenth of the year. Taking into account its career from beginning to end, the month of March has beea lamblike enough all right. Despite the "inhumanity and brutality" of the Allied blockade, Germany exercises considerable freedom on the seat. ' For a dead man, ViHa continues to furnish a surprisingly large lot of newt matter for trans mission over the wires. Reports . of shooting scrapes in and about Chihuahua indicate that Pancho Villa it able to sit op and dispense hit celebrated brand of nour ishment. All the Big Berthas of the newspaper battery in vain assail the mute defenses of Colonel House. As presidential adviser and confidant, tha Texat colonel hat the Sphinx pushed off tha scenery. Our Country's Flag. It is in no spirit of jingoism or vainglory that Americans today hang out Old Glory to the breeze If ever a people have shown by their works their devotion to an ideal that nation is our own. That Ideal, symbolized by the flag of red white and blue, is the highest and purest to which a united people has aspired. Human liberty, human opportunity, 4iuman happiness, is our aim; to secure these to all men is the sum of our purpose, At different times we have taken up arms in the defense only of these rights, and have rested at once when they were established. Under the flag that em bodies the aspirations of freemen, we have stood invincible in the cause of mankind. Today we face a grave crisis; it cannot be said we have not counted the cost entailed by firmness for what we hold to be right. Within the last thirty-two months we not only have had ample opportunity to observe the dreadful horrors of modern warfare, but we also have had time in which to consider our own unpreparedness for such a struggle. Circumstances have drawn us very near the vortex, and the portent of the immediate future seems ominous. And this is why the flag flying over the homes, from the business houses, displayed in windows or worn as part of the dress of the day is so significant It means Americans are still anim ated by the spirit that gave birth to that flag, and appreciate its message to the world. Its presence is not a menace, nor a boast, but a pledge to all mankind that the light of liberty, now shining so clearly throughout the world, will not be permitted to die down on the altar dedi cated to it under the Stars and Stripes. Iowa is about to abolish the public printery, while Nebraska moves to annex a like Institution to the state treasury. Neighborly experience loses its force in the glow of a batch of protpec- tive jobs. The good roadt movement in Europe started with the need for constantly passable military highways. Still, we ought to secure good roadt in this country without first going through that experience I Nebraska's projected marble palace h none too rich to match the luxurious reach of the native hog. Provisions for modern comfort necessarily include sculptured decorations emblematic of the flight of pork from poverty to affluence. Now we are to have an object lesson of what the recall is for from the point of view of the lawyer. When a case goes against him, instead of an appeal to the higher court, an appeal for reversal by recall petition is to be made to the ballot box. ' . '. i . Warning notes are sounded among the flock masters of the west to get ready for a speculative drive of eastern wool buyers. With wool bring ing double and treble prices at the shearing pent the speculators may count themselves lucky if ' they get tome of the grease with the wool. Advertising at a Fighting Force. Taking time by the forelock and profiting by the experience of Great Britain in war time, ar rangements are under way for systematizing and directing through one channel all government advertising f national character.' The work will be in charge of advertising experts under the direction of an advisory board of the National Council of Defense. Co-operation of all depart ments In this particular line insure prompt and practical results and expert direction at minimum cost. A vast amount of publicity by the gov ernment will be necessary if war comet, to arouse the people and bring home the magnitude of the task on hand. A half century of comparative peace and plenty developed a rooted tense of security which the world war has only partly , dispelled. The illusion of safety and isolation is ' shot to pieces, likewise the notion that national service and sacrifice may be evaded. A like false sense of security, tpringing from its "splendid isolation," obtained in the United Kingdom dur ing the early days of the war. The awakening came like an earthquake shock and none too soon, 'Yet more than a year's time wat needed to or ganize, concentrate and train the various forces necessary to give full effect to Britain's fighting strength. Government publicity, direct and sharp. proved the most effective means of bringing home to the people a full realization of their duty. When the first call for 100,000 men went out, offi cial publicity brought them. Every medium, from newspapers to posters, hourly flaunted the coun try's demands. Advertising under expert direc tion was potential not alone in raising armies and . energizing national industrial resources, but also in rallying the financial strength of the empire. The last government loan wat the crowning triumph of British publicity, both in sweeping ex tent and magnitude of results. With assured com petent direction and co-operation equally effective results in this country are assured when the offi cial bugle call of publicity It sounded. Making a Bad Mesa Worse. When the Zimmermann note waa originally disclosed it evoked in this country an angry out burst of two different kinds. People looking for an excuse ta denounce Germany seized upon it at conclusive proof of double dealing and illy concealed enmity, while those who felt more or less sympathy for the German cause refused to believe in its authenticity and charged that it was a malicious British invention or forgery. As The Bee emphasized at the time, the Americans of German descent and leanings felt more outraged and humiliated by the acknowledg ment of the genuineness of the Zimmermann note, which they had at first refused to credit as the product of a sane mind, than did any other class of our citizen!. Giving it the most generous construction, it was an inexcusable "break" due either to ignorance or to misconception of con ditions actually 'existing in this country, coupled with a reckless disregard of the plight in which it wat calculated to put German tympathizers in America. But now we have a bad mete made worse by the silly effort of Doctor Zimmermann to justify his note inviting Mexico to seek an alliance with Japan and make war upon the United States for the purpose of stealing and annexing; a slice of American territory. The German minister has the brashnest to rise in the Reichstag and assert that he had warrant for his preposterous pro posal to covertly set Mexico upon its neighbor, with which both countries were at tiiat moment professing sincere friendship, by reason of the subsequent public proclamation of the United States inviting atl neutral nationa to join with ut in protest against the invasion of neutral tea rights. Such tpecious pleading can hardly find acceptance in Germany, much lest in the United States. If Doctor Zimmermann were wise he would keep still about hit note to Mexico in the hope that tilence would help others to forget it. Geography in Pictures. Teaching geography through meant of pic tures it not exactly, novel, although the plan adopted in one of the Omaha schools hat tome elementi of newness. Actual photographs, pro jected on a screen, are a decided improvement over the grotesque "cuts" once used to illustrate text books, and through which tome absurdly distorted notions were inculcated. Most of ut would give a good deal if we could view in fact tome of the monstrosities we imagined at a result of impressions gained from "Peter Parley" and hit successors. Modern methods of illustrating have done away with much of the misinformation conveyed through the pictures presented, and children coma away from school with clearer ideal of the countries and peoples of the globe. In the scheme for projecting the viewt it is not clear if the picture supplements the text or the text the picture, but the result will be good if between the two tuch co-ordination is reached as will achieve the purpose of all elementary teaching, which is primarily to open the mind and stimulate the imagination of the child. When this it achieved a proper thirst for knowledge is im planted, never to be quenched. Any school method that does not have this in view, or that falls short of its accomplishment by reason of an inherent defect, is unworthy. "Blank Date" in Press Messages. Newspaper readers already are becoming familiar with one phase of war operations, that of concealment of the origin of newa dispatches. Absence of the name of the point from which the message it dispatched must not be construed as exposing the authenticity of the informtaion to suspicion; rather, it should be accepted as better proof of the reliability of the report. "Trifles light as air" are of moment to the military as well as the jealous mind, and for this reason the government hat asked the newspapers to be cir cumspect in their publication of information that might possess value to a possible enemy. This does not mean that the quest for newt has been relaxed; it is the keener if anything, but the pub lishers of the country have considerable respect for their Implied obligation to co-operate with the government in all reasonable defense arrange ments. Therefore, without in the least harming the efficiency of the news-gathering and distribut ing function of the great press association of which it is a member, The Bee, along with all other self-respecting newspapers, cheerfully com pliet with the request from Washington, and Blank Date appears In itt columni at an indica tion that important information it thut communi cated without divulging what it better concealed. II j, Victor Bosewater IN HIS TALK to the Rotary club ex-Governor Carey of Wyoming gave a vivid description contrasting his first glimpse of Omaha, nearly fifty years ago, with the Omaha of today. He said he came west the first time about 1868, if I recall the date correctly, riding ry rail as far as Council Bluffs and crossing the river on the ferry. Having no familiarity with the town and knowing no one here, he listened to the swarming mob of hotel runners who were shouting out the virtues and attractions of their respective hostel ries and he followed the one who yelled the loud est and drew the most beautiful word-picture of the haven of refuge awaiting the weary traveler. When he subsequently took his bearings, Mr, Carey found himself in a dingy back room over a noisy barroom in a wooden shack, so-called hotel, located somewhere on Farnam below Ninth, where sleep and quiet were impossible, and the next day he moved to a more inviting place. The point is the change in the methods and character of the receptions which we accord strangers who come to town. I remember the old passenger station down on Tenth street, with a wooden platform in front of it, or behind it, according to the point of view, against which the hacks and hotel buses were "parked" and a chalk line down the middle which was supposed to hold back from the defenseless traveler the attacking army of driven, cabbies and hotel cappers mobilized into action every time a train arrived. Our passenger depots, Busy as they are now, by comparison are as tame as a Quaker meeting beside the boister out hustle and bustle with which they were once beset The news of the death in Rome of the famous American sculptor, Sir Moses Ezekiel, serves to call attention to the fact that we have here in Qmaha fine example of this great artist's work and also makes of more interest his fascinating life story. He was born in Richmond, Va., and as a boy served in the cadet corps of the confederate army, afterwards going to Europe to study sculp ture, where he soon won high honors. For more than forty years he lived in Rome and was long looked up to as the dean of the art colony there, his studio being constantly a rendezvous for noted visitors from America as well as a center of the best music in Rome. The eastern papers give lists of the important examples of his work owned in this country, the last one being a statue of Poe, completed only a few weeks before his final illness, to be erected in Baltimore. The piece by Ezekiel here is a bust of the late Aaron Wise, founder of the Jewish reform movement in this country, after whom our Wise Memorial hos pital it named. The bust standi in the entrance hall to the hospital and is carved life sized in beautiful Italian marble. It bears the inscrip tion, "M. Ezekiel, 1906, chiseled by his own hand." There is a little story back of the pre sentation of this bust to. the Wise Memorial hos- fiital which few people know. The daughter of the ate Rabbi Wise is, the wife of Adolph S. Ochs, well known publisher of the New York Times. With her husband she was touring in Italy at the time my father was there as a delegate for the United States to the World's Postal congress, all of them meeting in Rome. Renewing their acquain tance, they came together socially and reference was made to the hospital in Omaha and the fact that in its name it it a memorial to Mrs. Ochs' father, whereupon the desire was expressed to show some appreciation of the compliment and right then and there a commission was given to Sir Moset Ezekiel to execute the bust, which in due time was completed and forwarded to its distant destination on this side of the ocean. I do not believe, however, that our art lovers yet fully realize what possession of this fine example of work by one of the world's master portrait sculp tors meant lor umana. Newspaper men are not suooosed to sav much about libel suits, especially about libel suits against themselves, for fear of encouraging them. I put in several daya this last week in attendance open court for the hearing of a $20,000 libel suit against The Bee. in which a nromntlv returned verdict of the jury decided absolutely in our favor, or, in other words, that the plaintiff had no just claims to any damaget whatever. I am not going to discuss this case except to remark that there are libel suits and libel suits, but that mighty few of them ever have any merit. When a newspaper is embroiled in a political tight or starts out to attack public evils or official corruption, the per son exposed at fraud or crook often rushes to court with a libel auit as the only means of de fense or vindication. These cases are incidentals of the battle of the fearless newspaper for the public weal. But where any one feels that he or the hat suffered an injustice from an article printed without animus in the ordinary course of news garnering, me nrsi ana natural ana nonest thing to do is to come to the newspaper at once with a request for a correction or the publication of the other side of the story, which offers the only way to repair the damage. When the party who makes out that he is injured flies to courtfor money balm, rather than for exculpation, it is a ten-to-one shot that the grievance has been worked up by a lawyer with a contingent fee in terest in the possible profits and it is also better tnan an even break the case will not stand up in court. The truth is that the news spread out daily before the readers of the average newspaper, considering the time pressure and the obstacles in the way of reporters and the disposition of many people from whom information must be sought to exaggerate and distort their stories, is really a marvel of accuracy and the serious mistakes remarkably rare as compared with the incitements to error. Unfeeling critics too often compare the finsn cial poverty of the ministerial profession to the munificent incomes of the sporting worl. Accu racy requires a reversal of the contrast The top salary in the base ball world amounts to $50,000 a year on a five-year contract Rev. Sunday't four months' campaign in Boston and Buffalo netted over $100,000, practically doubling the base bail record in half the time. As a revenue producer the Sunday pulpit runs away with the pennant People and Events A nine-hour women's work dav bill is making progress through the Iowa legislature. Hotels and towns under 6,000 are exempted, for what reason, is not aisciosed. Some members of the I. W W. in Tfanu City, in looking about for trouble seemingly, men tioned "tin soldiers" within earshot of three Mis souri guardsmen. What they got was a-plenty. utter in ine aay iwo guardsmen nnisnea tne job by cleaning out the wind workers' headquarters. "Why enlist? You have nothing to gain and Jour life to lose." A public school teacher in ackson county, Missouri, chalked these words on the school board, at the same time admonishing her pupils to weigh the words carefully. School authorities followed the admonition with such exactness that the teacher handed in her resigna tion. Judicial Dogberrya survive the jibes of suc ceeding generations. San Francisco reports a modern specimen on the local bench who, having a clear case of misrepresentation of goods before him, cheerily dismissed the crookster with the remark that the buyer, "failing to discount the hot air of salesmen it at much at fault as the seller. A report of a Judicial committee made public in New York notea a marked increase in tha drug evil in the metropolis. While druggists report a decreased demand, the number of addicts consti tute between 20 and 30 per cent of the cases before the special sessions court. Children victims ot the habit are reported rare, but from 17 years up to 24 victims are particularly numerous. Where the supplies are obtained is mystifying, but the report indicates that smuggling from Canada it quite probable, while employes of wholesalers and manufacturers steal it. Heroin is the chief saleable dope, and vendors dilute it and often peddle harmless stuff under fraudulent labels. The report concludes with the assertion that present "methods of treatment lead to a cure and that a clinical cure can first be effected and custodial after-care absolutely re-establish the nprniaj health 0t the victim." rmnavi Proverb for the Day. A little tolly now and then Is rel ished by the best of men. One Year Ago Today In the War. Austria claimed success In assault on Ollka. British and Germans both reported repulse of attacks at St. Elol. Germane captured villages of Vaux and were stopped In following assault near Fort Douaumont. Twenty-eight persons reported killed and forty-four injured in Zeppelin raid on England. Wars of the United Suttee. War of the revolution 1775-1783 Northwestern Indian wars. 1790-1796 War with France.' 1798-1800 War with Tripoli 1801-1805 Creek Indian war 1813-1814 War of 181J 1812-1815 Bemtnole Indian war 1817-1818 Black Hawk Indian war. .. .1931-1832 Cherokee disturbance 1836-1837 Creek Indian war 1836-1837 Florida Indian war 1835-1843 Aroostook disturbance 1836-1839 War with Mexico 1846-1848 Apache, Navajo and Utah Indian war 1849-1855 Bemlnole Indian war 1856-1858 War between the states 1861-1865 War with Spain. April-December, 1898 Philippine insurrection issa-isuo In Omaha Thirty Tears Ago. Andrew Ttosewater, the retiring city engineer, tendered a banquet at tne Millard to his successor and the em ployes of the department. The menu was provided by Steward Marriott and the new city engineer, George W. Tlllson, presented his predecessor with a beautiful gold-headed cane properly engraved. Two inebriated individuals became Impressed with the Idea that they were fencera and crossed swords with their canes In front of Lehman Co.'s store, 1312 Farnam, with the result i that one of the canes slipped and damaged the 10x8 plate glass window 175 wortn. John Gilbert an exosrtenced plumb er and pump man of Council Bluffs, has removed to umana ana locatea on Fourteenth street between Howard and Harney. A. J. Hanscom has sold to S. I Wylle lots 6 and 6 in block 77, at the northwestern corner of Capitol ave nue and Seventeenth street J. S. Richardson has returned rrom visit to the Pacific coast While there he Invested extensively In an orange grove In the San Diego country. a. u Alien, wno years ago con ducted a popular auction establish ment in this city, has organised the D. A. Allen Real Estate and Auction company, to be located at 209 Thir teenth street. Rev. David Kerr, new pastor of the Southwest Presbyterian church, has entered upon his duties. This Day In History. 1743 Richard Butler, who was sec ond in command of General St. Clair's ill-fated expedition against the west ern Indians In 1791, born In Dublin. Killed In battle, November 4, 1791. 1781 Robert Lucas, governor or Ohio and afterwards territorial gov ernor of Iowa, born at Shepherds town. Va. Died at Iowa Olty. Feb ruary T.VltSS. 1810 Marriage or Napoieon i ana Maria Louisa of Austria. - 1815 Prince Bismarck, Germany's famous "Iron Chancellor,'" born in Brandenburg. Died at Frledrlchsruh, fuly 31, 1898. 1843 General John Armstrong, sec retary of war during the war of 1812, died at Red Hook, N. Y. Born at Car lisle. Pa., November 25, 1758. 1848 Illinois adopted a new con stitution. . 1863 Admiral Farragut passed the confederate batteries at Grand Gulf, Miss. 18(7 Pars universal exhibition opened by Emperor Napoleon III . 1882 William E. Chandler of New Hampshire waa appointed secretary of tne navy. 1885 The Indians besieged Battle ford, Saskatchewan. 1899 Mataafa's forces in Samoa attacked the American and British naval squads. The Day We Celebrate. Fred Mete, president of the Home Real Estate & Investment company, has an April 1 birthday, being born here In Omaha In 1863. He was for merly associated with his father and brothers in the Metz Brothers' Brew ing company. Daniel c. Roper, named by presi dent Wilson for membership on the new tariff board, born In Marlboro county. South Carolina, fifty years ago. Major Harrison Hall, United States coast artillery, who commanded the business men's training camp at Plattsburg, born in Ohio, forty-one years ago today. Right Honorable James William Lowther, speaker of the British House of Commons, born sixty-two years ago today. Lieutenant General Sir James Will cocks, one of the noted British com manders In the present war, born six ty years ago today. Charles H. Burke, former congress man from South Dakota, born In Gen esee eounty. New York, fifty-six years ago today. Claude Cooper, outfielder of the Philadelphia National league base ball1 team, born at Hale Center, Tex., twenty-four years ago. Timely Jottings and Reminders. Palm Sunday. France and Italy today put Into ef fect the "daylight saving" scheme. The mammoth tabernacle erected In New Tork for the Billy Sunday meet ings In that city is to be dedicated to day. The thlrty-alxth annual Messiah festival of Bethany college, Llndsborg, Kan., Is to be opened with Mme. Gain Curcl aa the attraction. The Polish Falcons Alliance of America, representing 48,000 young men and women of Polish descent, meets In special convention at Pitta burgh today to determine the stand the organization should take In the present International crisis. Representatives of the Anti-Saloon League of America and allied organi sation are to confer at Washington today on the legislative program of the "drys" in the coming extra session ot congress. National prohibition will be urged In ease of war. Storyette of the Day. Stubbt waa feeling his Vay to the kitchen stove In the dark when he fell over the coal scuttle. "Oh, John,': called Mrs. Stubbs, sweetly, "I know what you need. You should get what they have on, bat. tleshlua." "What's that?" growled Stubbs, aa ha rubbed hie shins. "Why. a range finder." And what Stubbs said about woman' wit waa plenty.-a-Buftalo Newa, , AROUND THE CITIES Mlnsaapolla claim, th. champloa haavr w.libt belt for Baby Kandijak. 1 At the end of aev.ii daya tha youngster pulled down twenty-tour pounda. Out In Oakland, Cal., tha pet anaka of Ah Tuck, an aged Cnineae gardann, gave him a midnight awat in tha faca and woke him up in time to eicapa celestial winga. His shack waa in flames and burned to the ground. Salt Lakt boostera are getting behind the vacant lot planting idea for tha purpose of pulling potatoes and oniona within ordinary reach. County commissioners offer much idle land to cultivators and promise assist ance in procuring seed. Buffalo is resting up from the atrenuous fag of the Sunday campaign, fully confident of being saved. The campaign cost SliO.000, excluaiv. of Mr. Sunday's goodby check for $42,204. Attendance went over the million mark and trail hitters totaled about 98.000. The New York public library loaned 10, 1211,682 books last year, and purchased 218. 479 volumes. Children alone took out 8,796,808 books. Sixty-three reading clubs for children war. maintained and th. at tendance totaled 61,814. The library has forty-four branchea in Greater New York. San Francisco sports a fine collection of municipal automobilea. Every jobholder of the aalaried claaa has a ear at command and the way they dig Into tha traaaury ia a caution. Becently s delegation of munici pal chauffeura asked the creation of the office of "chief chauffeur," with s aalary of 18,000 a year attached. Strange to aay, the authoritiea turned down th. reuueat without an apology. AMERICA A CENTURY AGO. Lord Byron. The name of commonwealth la past and gone O'er the three fraction, of th. groaning globe. Venice la crushed and Holland deign, to own A acepter, and endures the purple robe; If th. free Swltzer yet beatrldes alone Hla chalnleaa mountalna, 'tt. but for a time. For tyranny of late I. cunntng grown, And In It. own good aeason tramplea down The sparkle, of our aahea. One great clime. Whose vlgoroua offaprtng by dividing ocean Are kept apart and nursed in the devotion Of freedom, which their fathers fought for. ana Bequeathed heritage of heart and hand, ; And proud dtatlnctlon from each other land, Whose sons must bow them at a monarch's motion, A. if his senseless scepter were a wand I Full of the magic ot exploded science 1 Still one great clime. In full and free de- 1 tlance, T.t rear, her ereat, nnconquered and sub lime, Above the far Atlantic! She ha. taught Her Esau brethren that the haughty flag. The floating fence of Alblon'a feebler crag. May atrlke to thoae whose red right hands have bought Rlghta cheaply earned with blood. Still. till, forever Better, though each man's life blood were a river, That It should flow, and overflow, than creep t Through thousand lasy channel, in our veins. Damned like tha dull canal with locks and chain.. And moving, like a elck man in his aleep. Three pacea, and then faltering; better be Where the extinguished Spartans .till are free ' Tn their proud charnel of Thermopylae, Than stagnate in our marah or o'er the deep Ply, and on. current to the ocean add. One spirit to the soula our fathera had. On. freeman more. America, to (heel DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. ' Th engagement mar b match, but It le alow in It h tint Hymen 'a torch." "I auppoa tha lover In queitlon cannot bring hla courage to tha ecratch." Balti more American. Queer! e Tour. Sena tor Longwlnd la a vary noted itateeman. la he not? Dreerie One of the noted. He enn pull all the old jokes -and anecdotes of the last century and get away with It. Puck. "I wonder what Smith meant by hit double-edged remark ?" What was it?" "He aald if I wanted to get a dog badly, he would give ma a- pointer." Baltimore American. i Do wot uke To $MtE,wr Wr sue vat. qet we cwm$. MW $HNU. Ito? "What's that electrical device yoo hava on your folding bed?" "That rings an alarm belt whenever the bed doublea up." "Where's the bell?" "At the undertaker's." Boston Transcript. Mra.Toungwlfe My husband ts a very Influential man In politics. Friend Tou don't say! Mrs. Toung wife Yes, George baa voted In two presidential elections, and both times It has gone the way George voted. Judge. "Thoy spend their money faster than they malto It." Well, that's no trick nowadays." De troit Fr&e Frees.' Prescription Insurance Having a prescription com pounded at a Kexall drug store means prescription insurance in the very highest sense of the term. It means that you are going to get just exactly what your physician ordered. When a doctor write, th. name of a drug or medicine, together with the correct proportion, there is only one way th;t that prescription should be fitted. When you bring your prescrip tion you may rest assured that just what the doctor calls for you will re ceive. That's prescription insurance worth while. Sherman & McCqnnell Drug Co. 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