1 THE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, MARCH 31, 1917. The Om'aha Bee BA1LT tMORNINO)-EVEN!NO-SUNDAT FOUNDED SY EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR TCT Ml PUBL18HTKQ COMPANY, PROPRIETOR fctsaas at Omaha poatofflce m iwond-cUii matter. TERM OF SUBSCRIPTION, - Br Hilt . ptr rut, le.w 4.00 .0 4.00 " I.H Ht Carrier. Our ml rnnlu vm moou. Dxf ram asw " 4m MV at (WOT ' " 410 S-m'as aurniit aaeitv... " Suadae Se oalr " tOe tWII Mil Kah, lb, IhPM MAM III UIWI...., Ita4 aauce of dan of tddrtM or Inaeulailt U aallreiT to Oauta Q"Blee Pwrt". " REMITTANCE watt It Srerl. ana or waul ordor. oolf f-rait ataair takes to UMl flf mill looounti. Panooal eaacl, asceM a OBabe sat mm oniboat, sot accept! OFFICES. taaaa-Ttie BiHMm I'MeKo-Poni'o'o 111 Inlldhl. Iowa Oaane UlS rl St. Kbw Vort !H4 Sir Art. Ominatl BloKa-H . Mils St III, Inilt-N B'k. of ComrMri Hoopla Uttla Bulldlni. . WitWnfloe-lM WB at N. W. CORRESPONDENCE raalcatton ralatlna to bom lad aajtorlal fflitlor to Srillorlsl lMptrtaMoL FEBRUARY CIRCULATION 54,592 Daily Sunday, 50,466 Sierwe otonilttJoa for no mentha eubacrlbaa' an aaem to to DlsM aaaaoraVara l'ti tha tltr stumM have Tha Bee. Bullet la thoaa. AaMreae cfcaafed aa alt aa requesteS. Fly your flagl And lo Clean uol MtKhty good advicel Veep cleaned up! A the European war linel up at present the battle tl between democracy and autocracy. Rumbles o trouble penetrate to the throne room of Spain. AiWyou, Alphonio, what? Another kind of preparednet to which no ne will object: Freparedneit against the pranks f tha April Foot joker. Official Berlin profesiea unshaken, eateem for th United State, despite that Zimmermann probe for Uncle Sam'a short ribs. Artemus Ward has a lot of present-day sueeea sorf who ara also willing to sacrifice all their wife's relations on their country' altar. ' Colonel Bryan renews his faith In a year of conversation a an infallible peace promoter. Could lore of one' occupation go farther? Nearly 101,000 auto license have been Issued in Nebraska so far this year. The figures meas ure the mighty push behind the good roads move ment in the ttat. The military syatem of dealing with boot legger in bone-dry district of Mexico (pell efficiency with big E, Firing squads obviate return engagement. . . . y A between the Allies and the Central Powers, pise your sympathy where yon wish, but a be tween the United States and any foreign enemy America first and exclusive I Bulletin from th river bed of the Missouri radicate rising temperature and spreading per spiration. So long a the patient remain in bed It is well. It th eovers are kicked off, watch st If the exhibitions of barVleet by fair femi nine plaintiff could be pulled off regularly jury summon would not be shunned nor would the judge be so pestered with requests to be excused from serving.. At the worst (or best), the pretent Slocomb bw ha proved to be s.prritty good "dry" taw for a1 Nebraska communities that hsv voted against biuing liquor licenses in time past and will con tinue to serve the purpose if need be. . " t . Brand Whitlock and hi associate on the Belgian relief commission must undergo a new quarantine of four weeks before leaving Germany. Enforced retirement relieve their observation of news value, but may enhance their worth as war , hVtory. -:'- " Every acre of eultivatable ground in Nebraska, or any other state for that matter, should be made to produce a full crop this year above alt other year. There b no excuse for failure to plant maximum acreage or for neglect of the work after planting. Do not get the idea that all the false econ omy of the postoffice Is centered in the railway mail service. The enforced shortage of clerks and carrier in the face of multiplied and con stantly increasing business Is also helping to de moralize th postal service. Omaha music lover may well rejoice over an operatic and concert icason of unusual merit just ended. In variety of repertoire and artistic tal ent, the season' record reaches gratifying heights. Moreover, public patronage rose to generous pro portion, flattering alike to the artists and the widening circle of our musical culture. . i ,i .. The Neglected Public Library Literary Dtfeet It it the letter writing habit in people in gen eral or the failure of the public library to function that cause a certain peevishness in the Saturday Evening Post over a matter where most public journals will offer sympathy? "Many times every year," it says, "we are asked to recommend a book containing information on this or that subject of general interest." The Philadelphia editors, like ourselves, are "glad to comply to the best of our limited ability," yet "we never answer one of these tetters without wondering why public libraries JO not imprest themselves more definitely and extensively upon the public." More than this: "The writer of the letter is obviously intetli- . fent or he would not be seeking information. By the same token he is interested in subjects of gen eral concern. Yet, as obviously he does not know that about three times out of five there is a pub lic institution not far from him, supported at large expense, which not only contains standard books on the subject he' wants to know about, but makes a special business of supplying him with those books promptly and without expense. "From its card index he can learn in five min utes what books there are on the subject and at tendants will fetch them to him on reauest. Iri variably, in our experience, the library staff is informed and attentive. It will go to any pains, most willingly, to put the resources of the library at the disposal of an inquirer. Within it own wall the institution function admirably, but a great many people do not know of it in such a way that, being athirst for information, they turn to it as naturally a a dry man turns to a water faucet. . .; . ; . "The library habit is one of the best that any person can form. There should be a more strenuous effort to inculcate it. Meantime take the initiative yoarself. Get acquainted with your f ...ite irorary. Kollweg Tastes tha Buck. Chancellor von Bethmann-Hollweg't address to the Reichstag must disappoint those who bad anticipated the extension of th olive branch to the United States, for the pokeman for the German imperial government grimly asserts that all ha been done that will be done to avoid war with the United State and if hostilities follow th present break responsibility must rest on America and not on Germany. In justification, the chancellor points out that from the firnt Ger. many has insisted that the U-boat was introduced only as a means of defense, resorted to when all other agencies hat failed. If thit form of defense cannot be understood by the United States that it unfortunate, but the use of the "sharp weapon" will not be given up on that account The chancellor is not very happy in his ef fort at "passing the buck" and hi language does not carry the tame impress of sincerity a his former addresses. Correspondence between Ber lin and Washington it sufficient to confute the idea that the United States hat been the tgres tor in the controverty. Very early in the war, when the Von Tirpitz announcement of intention to employ the tubmarine in blockading England wat followed by the British order in council es tablishing a paper blockade, protest wat entered by thit country at both Berlin and London and on substantially the tame grounds. The United States Insisted that a blockade to be recognized must be effective and not constructive. The right of the submarine to operate within the restrictions of visit and search wa admitted. Yet, before the new question had been fairly stated, the sinking of the Lusitania raised an issue with Germany that overshadowed the difference with Great Britain, although that ha by no mean been forgotten. All along the United States 'has strenuously protested against the tubmarine ruthtessnes snd st th very outset tdvised Germany that every destruction of American life or property through the Von Tirpitz policy would be considered an unfriendly set. To eome in now, after we have irVipatiently borne a teriet of attacks for nearly two years, and charge ut with aggression upon Germany exceed! what might be expected even from t chancellor hard pressed for plausible' defense of an indefensible policy. - ' Two "Real Estate Deals." ; Payment of $25,000,000 for the Danish West Indies almost on the day which marks the fiftieth anniversary of the acquisition of Alaska by pur chase affords opportunity for a contrast of con ditions in 1867 and 1917. The set of Secretary. Seward in completing the treaty with Russia wat everety criticised' at the time and for many year Alaska waa commonly referred to a "Sew ard' folly." Next to the Louisiana purchase it hat brought return exceeding any other interna tional real estate deal ever made. Secretary Lane i authority for th statement that $750,000,000 has been added to the country' wealth by Alaska. Itt development Is only well begun and It pos sibilities are still conjectural, but of known value far beyond what has been realized.' The Danish West Indies were acquired for reasons far differ ent from those that led to the Alaska purchase. Possession of the islands it important because of their strategic postion, as commanding the en trance to the Caribbean, and to a factor in the defense of the gulf coatt and the Panama canal. It f not expected that in a material way the coun try wilt ever get return on th big price bid down for these bland. If they are useful, a ex pected, In solving one of the greatest of our mili tary problem, the protection of the great cen tral valley from invasion, they will be worth manv times what thev cost. Seward's wisdom has 'Seen vindicated by time; Lansing's must yet wait for its justification. Piuhing the Spring Cleanup. The Omaha Civic league eome out of the long winter with signs of vigorous life. At any rate, it. announce a determination to work for a cleaner Omaha and hat sev eral reasonable suggestions whereby the result may be attained. Omaha hat suffered consider ably because of th disappointing behavior of the climate. For the first time in many years the rain ha failed and in absence of the .occa sional deluge, relied on by the street cleaning department, rubbish and refute has.been permit ted to accumulate. Unles we get a right emart hower soon it begin to look a if the commis sioner will have to put tome men to work on the job. Private premiset, too, have suffered be cause of neglect, but now b the time to get busy, and the next few day should tee the citzent oc cupied in the springtime business of tidying up around the home. Then, with everything spick and apan, comet th application of the real plat form of the Civic league. "Keep the city- clean" is the slogan for this year, and it can be done if the citizen will only giv a little orderly atten tion to th work. ' ' Tranquility in Spain. Madrid (end out word that leader who threatened to call a general strike, with purpose of revolution, have been arretted, and that "all b tranquil throughout th kingdom." Such a mes sage might have com from Petrograd th night before th revolution commenced itt active work. Only a few year ago th king of Portugal was certain he had tranquilized hi people by the exe cution of torn revolutionary leader. In China the emperor tat on a throne hallowed and (up ported by centuries of submissive veneration from the meekest of people. Dom Pedro of Brazil, last of hereditary rulers on American soil, felt the as surance of prosperity in the quiet of his peoplet Yet in the very hour of their most solemn quiet the people asserted themselves and the thrones disappeared. Spain may be tranquil, but a close observer would be justified in suggesting that Alphonso look about for some employment to occupy his time after he ha joined Manuel and Nicholas and other king and emperor who are out of job. A school district accountant is th latest job to be manufactured by-our lawmakera for the people of Omaha to pay for. Thi is merely another "fifth wheel to the wagon." What'we should have is a comptroller with full authority and jurisdiction over all local government agencies for which the county treasurer acts a treasurer. Such an office1 merging now duplicated existing auditing machinery could stop leaks and save money instead of merely padding the payroll as the pretent proposal promises. - Chancellor Hdltweg solemnly assure the world that Germany i not interfering "in th in ternal affair of any nation." The plotter and spies recently convicted in this country must therefor fac th further charge of interfering with the settled policy of the kaisp- Uncle Sam in tht Caribbean The Trail of Horse Marines . By Frederic J. Hatkin Editor's Note: The United States marine corps it in many ways the most interesting body of righting men in the world. They are stationed in Nicaragua; they cleaned up Haiti - and Santo Domingo; they are policing Cuba they are always on the job, Don't you owe it to them and to your country to know a little more about them? By tending your name and address with a 2-cent stamp for return post age, you can secure a beautiful free booklet telling alt about the life they lead and the wonderful things they do. This artistic little book is so fine that you will want to keep it in your library. Ask for. the Marine's Book, and address The Omaha Bee, Information Bureau, Washington, D. C. " Santo Domingo City, Santo Domingo, March 20. Here in the Republic of Santo Domingo there has been fought, and ttill it being fought to tome extent, one of the funniest little wart in the history of American arms. The trouble ttarted last April when the president of this nation tried to fire the secretary of war, whereupon the secre tary of war chased the -president out of the capi tal and the president with an army of 387 laid siege to the tame. Admiral Caperton of the American navy, who wat down in thit part of the world to keep order, then took a hand in the game by giving the usurper, General Arias, twenty-four hours to get out of the city. General Arias got. In order to make this job of keeping order complete, it was now necessary to follow and dis perse the army of the revolutionary general, which had retired to the interior. Accordingly 1,200 marines under the command of Brigadier General Joseph H. Pendleton was landed at Monte Christ!, a port on the other side of the island. The main force of marines under Colonel Dunlop was to advance upon Santiago from this point, while a flanking movement wat executed by Major Baerst. ' The marine, had their usual arms and eauin- ment and nothing more. They organized a tup ply and hospital train by impressing all of the automobiles in the town, but- in a very few miles these had to be abandoned, and a tew carta, la boriously drag-Red through the mud by four mules each, transported everything that wa not left behind. The Santo Domingo mulet toon began to get tired and ttick in the mud, to that they required much assistance from the soldiers, while a keen competition in stealing mules from each other developed between th various divisions. The most spectacular and remarkable part of thit army wat the cavalry, which wat the per cursor of the several very competent tropt of "horse marines" which now police the country. This first troop was not very competent It con tained eighteen men who were mounted on ponies, mulet and burrot. These mountt being tome what poorly fed, developed a tendency to ttop and graze under fire or during a charge. The decisive battle took place at Guayacanes, where the rebel forces took up a ttrongly en trenched position, which the Americans carried only after a ttubborn fight The leader of the rebelt, Maximeto Cabral, was killed fighting atone in the trenches after all of hit followers were dead or driven away, ' Thit defeat dispersed and disheartened the rebel army. The rest of the march to Santiago wat made with little difficulty, and the force joined that of Major Baerss, which had encoun tered nothing but a few snipers. The fall of Santiago was merely the beginning of the marines' work. The interior of Santo Domingo, half a wilderness and without roadt, ia in tomewhat the condition of Europe in the middle aget. There are a number of native lead ers, most of whom own lands, that have gathered about them a large following Theoretically citi zens of a republic, they are in fact feudal barons, acknowledging no bw and no government One of the most formidable of these native leaders wat disarmed without the firing of a thot and by a tingle man. Olivario it the name of thit chieftain, but he it always called the "Hombre de Dios" ( man of God). He lived in the San Juan valley and was a genuine independent sovereign in niB own nine way, jur nc never juiucu an uo the political factions of the republic, and de tested all of the forces sent against him by its variout governments. . This remarkable man met his match in Lieu tenant Fuerlein, a Swiss soldier of fortune, re tained by the American because of hit knowledge of the country and the people. To Fuerlein waa assigned the job of taking away front tha Hobmre de Dios the 800 rifles with which the native baron had eauiooed his followers. Fuerlein went alone. with two revolvers, one of which wat concealed, and a compass. x It, will be Vemembered that the American gun boat Memphis wat washed ashore at Santo Do mingo by a tidal wave not long ago, arid ttiU lies upon the beach there. Now the Hombre de Dios, in accordance with hit sretenaion. .had informed his followers that, be had caused the ocean to rise up and tmite the battleship of the Americanot. fuerlein tent a messenger and asked uiivano to meet him in an open field for a friendly parley. Olivario came with all hit followers drawn up be hind him. He threw down his revolver and came forward, as did Fuerlein, each having other arms concealed about him. Fuerlein had secretly located the old chief with the help of several' acouta, but he now produced hit eompatt, and explained that it wat a magical Instrument which had nointed out the stronghold of the Hombre de Dios with its little iron hand. He then told the old man he was an agent of the United States army, which had so many soldiers that if brought to the island they would fill it standing shoulder to shoulder, tie had come, he laid, because ne nad neara mat tne nomnre oe Dios had by hit power caused the sea to cast up tht gunboat Memphis. He requested the Hombre de Doit immediately to use hit- great power to have theJMemphie tet afloat again; otherwise, he laid, it might be necessary to bring the United States army agatnet him. Old Oaivario wa beaten at hi own came of bluff. Ho wa completely awed bv tit magic ot Fuerlein' compass and also by the tremendous power which stood behind the little Swiss. He admitted that he could not take the Memphis off the beach, and also the corollary fact that he had not put it there. Fuerlein congratulated him on this fortunate state of affairs. He then explained that the United States requested the eo-o Deration of the great Hombre de Dios in disarming the peo ple ot Santo u omingo, to tnat order mignt oe re stored there and the country realize itt great and Lbrilliant future. The United States government knew that there were tome 800 rifles among the people of the San Juan valley. The Hombre de Dios wat requested to use his great power to place these arms in tne nanas ot tne government Which the Hombre de Dios did; Fuerlein brought back the rifles in a wagon. ' , The annals 'of the 'liorse marines" are filled with such incidents and their task ia not nearly done. . . , ' People and Events "See Our Smoke 1" is the mute warning of an exhibit of smoked human lungs exhibited in the city hall of Chicago. The question wat how to abate the smoke. Health department officials re ported 732 deatht from pneumonia in thirty days, largely due to unclean air. Aldermen were duly impressed by the exhibit!, nothing.more. One of the orators St a lumbermen's "festive board" at St. Louis tuggested a plausible explana tion of the H. C. L. War as tn excuse no longer serves. In hit opinion the trouble it due to tun spots, the prevalence of which aggravates the reach of men. 1 he theorv struck the listeners in the right spot and wa given th warmest hand of the evening. paaajaayaar aaaaas A JF Health Hint for the Day. Tour clothtn should permit the ab domlnal orgsna and the limits and heart to be at tree to act at poaaible. One Tear Ago Today In the War. '. German aaeaulti at Neuvllle and St Eloi stopped by British. Germans stormed Malancourt, Ver dun, capturing the village. Zeppelin L-15 destroyed by gunfire while raiding over England with four otner airsnipe. Ambaaaador Gerard at Berlin re newed American request for informa tion as to tubmarine attacks. In Omaha Thirty Yean Ago. John O'Brien, who used to be a member' of the fire department, has changed hit vocation and Is now "en cineer" of the natrol waa-on. The latest move of th street rail way company ia in the direction of building aa extension of its line out Cuming street to Lowe avenue in Wal nut Hill and thence Indefinitely. The Anheuser-Busch company will erect a magnificent eet of office and storage buildings on its property at Thirteenth and jonee streets, to coat SllO.oao. Architect Voss it . now drawing up the plana, . Mr. j. uttiejonn, contracting mill wright for Nordyke aV Merman com pany, is in tne city, witn a view to establishing a flour mill here. The Nebraska central Railroad company has elected a new board, con sisting of the following members: w. A. Faxton, Frank Colpetzer, John C. Cowln, iiou Hill and John A. Mo-Bhane. A meeting of the directors of the Omaha ft Council Bluffa Bridge com pany was held at the Merchanta Na tional bank. John T. Stewart was elected president and George Wright secretary. raaaenger trams on tne Beit line will run through Brlgg's place be fore sixty days and the street railway on Farnam street will be in operation through Brigg's place In a couple of weeka. John Steemer. the boas carpenter of the fire department has resigned to take a foremaiuhlp in the Thirteenth street planing mill. This Day In History. 1808 James P. Henderson, first state governor of Texas, born in Lin coln county, North Carolina. Died in Washington, D. C June 4, 18B8. '1881 First nostomce estabiiahed in Chicago. 1842 Henry Clay of Kentucky re signed his seat in tha United States senate. 1884 First treaty between the United States and Japan, of peace, amity and commerce. less Tne property of tne clergy in Mexico waa sequestrated. l!6i- Mr. spurgeona great Baptist tabernacle in London opened. 1866 First day of the battle of Five Forka, which ended in a victory for the federals under General Sheri dan. , 1887 Capture of Captain Maelur, a leader ot the Fenian rising In Ireland. 1888 Attempt made to blow up the monument to Major Andre on the site of hie grave at Tappan, ,N. T. 1180 A man cnosen to aasassinate the czar of Rusata, by lot eommitted suicide, leaving a letter Incriminating hit associates. 1800 General Louis Botha suc ceeded General Joubert as commander-in-chief of the Boer forces. 1804 The French courts removed all legal obstacles to the transfer of the Panama canal property to the United States. ( The Day Ws Oetobmte. Prince Henry of Wales, third son ot King George V of England, horn seventeen yeara ago today. James M. cox, present governor of Ohio, born at Jackeonburg, O.. forty- seven years ago today. Dr. John H. sobyns. president of Southwestern Presbyterian university, born at Columbus, Mo., sixty-seven years ago today. Dr. J. Campbell White, president of Wooster university, born at Wooeter, O., forty-seven years ago today. Claude A. Swaneon. United States senator from Virginia, born in Pitt sylvania eounty, Virginia, fifty-five years ago today. jonn Hays Hammond, famous min ing engineer and capitalist born in San Francisco, sixty-two years ago today. Timely Jottings and Reminders. Republican representatives In the Bixty-flfth congress bold a caucus to night to discuss organization and leg islative program. The Navy department la to open btda today for the construction of 100 high-powered motor boats to be em ployed in coast patrol duty. All contracts placed by the British government with munition makers for shrapnel shells are to taps today, England having brought ita produc tion ot munitions to a point where It Is no longer ntoeeaary to Import them. After paying oft all eurrent Indebt edness, Including Interest on all war expenditure and all Benaiona. the Dominion ot Canada will close Its ns- cal year today with a balance of 180, 000,000 left hi the treasury to assist to paying oft a portion of th capital expenditure Incurred during th war. Th board of trustees of the Uni versity ot Vermont has bean sum moned to meet at Montpslter today to consider th charges of un-American conduct preferred by th alumni against Dr. Anton H. Appelmann. pro fessor of German language and litera ture at th university. Storyetto of the Day. A number of literary men and also a number of others with literary aapl- jatlons had assembled at a dinner. Two minor poeta became engaged In conversation. "I aaw your sorlns poem In the Wonder Magazine," eald one. 'Did you 7" Questioned the other. becoming suddenly animated. "xes, ana i neara ratner a neat compliment passed on It by a young woman." "What did she say?" "Slte wanted to know tf t had writ ten it." New Tork Times. A polio magistrate In Cleveland was disposing of cases at the rat of about two a minute, with great exact ness and dignity, being judge, jury and attorney, all tn one. Then you are eure you recognize this linen coat as the one stolen from you ?" he eaid to a complainant ree, your nonor." 'How do you know It is yourst" 'Too can see that It is of a pe culiar make, yottr honor," replied the witness. "That is the way I know it." 'Are you aware, sir." shouted the justice, turning to a cloeet back of him and producing a similar eoat tnat mere are omers use ur -"Indeed I am." replied the witness. till mors placidly. "I had two stolen. Case and Comment .. Science and Its Originator. Omaha, March 28 To the Editor of The Bee: I think Mr. Knight shows a great amount of ignorance when he says that the Bible haa noth ing to do with the proarens of modern times. If Mr. Knight will read soma history of a few hundred yeara ago he will find that there was only one creed tnat strangled progress and put people to death for the same. They are still fighting progress and if they were in power today this world would be in a terrible plight Thev are not using and never did use the Bible to fight with, but went by order of the tyrant that sits on a throne and calls; mrnaeu greater man jesus unrist. Now, If Mr. Knight will look Into the work that, missionaries are doing In the foreign lands today he will find that they are teaching civilization and Bible Christianity. Now what has done this? Thei Bible. If it hadn't been for the Bible we wouldn't have any missionaries today and we would be as Ignorant as any heathen in for eign lands. Science is all right but. to whom are we we indebted for this science 7 God and hie precious word. the Bible. May God help people to reairze u. i H. LEE A Believer In the Bible. Grateful to Groh. Omaha, March J8. To the Editor of The Bee: The members of the Ministerial union are certainly grate ful to A. R. Groh, the genial philoso pher and brilliant writer of The Bee etaff for his excellent defense of re ligion under the title, "Religion in Need of No Defenders." Certainly no one, in the brief limits of space which Mr. Groh allows him self, could more clearly and completely marshal the facts and arguments which constrain the reasonable man of today to support Christianity. We trust that the objector and all who agree with him will be open minded enough to review the religion which they have misapprehended and discover In the light of Christ and his true exponents the beauty, truth and strength, of Christianity. It is the simple truth that "Even if we should grant that Christianity has no divine foundation, the argument would still be all in its favor," because of the fact that Christians have as their life pur pose, "Doing good and trying to make the world the best possible place to live in." FREDERICK W. LEAVITT, SOMEDAY. , Lois Zellaar In Film Fun. 'Memaar when you and I were kida? And It tot too dark to play, Wa'd alt on tha steps and talk a lot Ton and I and Tom and Dot 'Boot what wa were going to be aome dart To said ran would ba a pirate bold And sail on the bounding aeas. Wear big black maak and a aword of ataal. And tnrnad-ln boots with a golden heel And live a life ot oaae. And Dot and I were to to to war Where tha oruel bullata Btlnt, To nurae tha aoldlers back to Ufa, And alter the end of the bloody atrlfe To be the bride of a handsome king. And Tom waa to be aa engineer On the faat Nlno-Nlnety-Nlne. To blow the whlatla and ring tha ball, And atreak through the town with a screech and a yell, Tha Hero at the Una, Nowadare when the youngsters ohat Of the future that they plan, You'll hear them any, with tha greatest glee, "When I grow up I'm gonna be . ' A moTln plohaher man!" ' - CHEERY CHAFF. Betty I ihIl not wed until X can msnr a hero. Marl Wall, my r. Jtwt how ny man who propose to you Khettula ot your yearly expeneec, nd if he doesn't -acst out, he's one. Boetoa Tranacrtpt. "Could you uffet some suitable bsdgs for our Don't Worry club?" saked the) type writer boarder. "How would a pine-knot de?" asked the Cheerful IdtoU Indianapolis News. VENl MS.KABlBBUEy VW IN UWE WWH A HIM4 vjw so so m.- vou CAM to W rVS WEU. m iUNots flh chatted gayly white he tinkered with a balky motor. "Tee. the etory gave me quite a start." "Urn." he growled. "I wlah you'd' tell It to thle autoroobUe." Louisville Courier Journal. 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