THE BEE: OMAHA. SATURDAY. MARCH SI. 1917. '.-. BRINGING UP FATHER 1 . n-LI Z i . n o v ' : ' ' ' I I Nil J ' ' - - Drawn for The Bee by George McManus SEALS DRAW MANY " LADGHSATHEET S xWater Sharks at "Y" Keep .Crowd of 200 Socking Dur ing Two -Hour Session. LATER EVENTS IK MAY , Not much in records, but an abso lute "roar" in fun, was the first an nual Seals' swimming meet at the Young Men's Christian association last evening. From the moment the 200 spectators took their seats till they left the men in trunks led by ''Swede" Anderson and "Pete" Wen dell kept them laughing. A balloon race, in which an elusive rubber ball kept the water merchants kicking in all directions, and a game ' -if "bell" tag were two events that caused hilarious laughter. In the lat ter one of the swimmers carried a bell, and swimming under water, bobbed up every now and then to . wag the cow bell and start a school of "seals" in his direction. The play lasted several minutes before the worthy leader was caught; ' Anderson Wins Dash. Anderson won the century dash in 1 minute and 4-5 seconds' time. Loyd Ned was a close second, coming up just three seconds later. The forty yard free style stroke showed some fast time made. E. E. Benson came home first at 23 seconds. Ray Flat ner was second with 26 3-5 seconds to his credit and Jatk Yates third with 284-5 seconds. The 100-yard dash gives promise of time improvement. Anderson and Neff are a pair of powerful swimmers land in open water could probably lower their marks by several seconds. I Th e world's record of last year is 56 4-5 seconds. Another meet will be ; held next month. : . J" ". I ' Entrants were: I' B. P. Woodcock. E. E. Benson, Swedo Anderson, . Loyd Neff. Jack Yates. Basil Cummins, E. H. Elnerger, Doualaa Melcher, K. W. Fielda, Roy Plainer, C. H. Gustafson, 'Jack Auitln. E. E. Creeling. Records made: Hundred-Yard Swim First, Swede Ander son, 1 minute I 4-5 aeconds; second, Loyd Neff, 1 minute 4 4-S seconds. Forty-Yard Breast Stroke First, Loyd Neff, 8S aeconds; second, K. E. Greeting, It l-I aeconds; third, E.-P. Woodcock, 40 seconds. Hundred-Yard 8wlm (Free Style). Sec ondary First, Benson, 1 minutes 23 4-1 sec onds; second. Woodcock, 1 minute 81 3-5 seconds; third, E. E. Grueling, 1 minute 28 aeconds, Forty-Yard 8wlm (Free Style), Secondary First, Benson, 23 seconds; second. Boy Plainer, 26 3-5 seconds; third, Jack Yatea, 38 4-6 seconds. Novlco Event First. Jack Austin. 30 1-5 seconda; second, C. H. Gustason. 32 sec onds; third, E. H. Elbcrger. 34 2-5 aeconds. Tesreau Tries to Wreck Trolley System l 4 " i -ti - ; - - . JEF? TESREAU Jeff Tesreau didn't have as much success in his efforts to wreck the system of the Houston & Texas Cen tral railroad as he frequently has in wrecking the hopes of the man agers of rival base ball clubs. Tes reau waS vanked off the right-of-way Tit "tne' inteftirban system By roil Sport Calendar Today I' Base Ball Games Oklahoma City, Okl., March 3. Score: V R. H. E, Boston Americana ,...10 13 1 Brooklyn Nationals 4 4 2 Batterfe: Shore, Maya, Tyson and Cady, Thomas, Agnew; Smith, PtXter, Malls, Ap pleton and Meyers, Miller, Snyder. . Loutsvllta, Ky., March !0, Score: - ft. H. E. Washington A merlcans ...... ...... 4 4 Cincinnati Nationals 5 8 3 Batteries: Johnson; Craft, Thomas and Alnsmith, Henry; Toney, Eller and Wingo. Moultrie, Oa., March SO. Score: R. H.B. Bovton National 3 9 0 New York Americana 1 S 2 Batteries: Allen, Crum and Qowdy; Mo f ridge, Shocker and Nunamaker, Walters. . New Orleans, March 30. Cleveland Amer icana, 8; New Orleans Southern association, 2 Fort Worth, Tex,, March 80. Score: , . R. H. E. Detroit Americans . , 4 7 1 New York National 1 ' , Under Goes to Boston. ' Boston, March 80. A trade has been ar ranged between the Boston Americans and the Buffalo club of the International league, by which Albert Bader, a pitcher, will Join the Boston American team and Vean Gregg. s pitcher, and one other player, will be turned over to Buffalo, according to advices from Oktahoma City, Okl.. where the world champions played an exhibition same today Base Ball Xew York Nationals ts. De troit Amerlrnnti, at Dallas Boston Amer icans vs. Brooklyn Nationals, at Kansas City; Botnn Nationals vs. New York Amer icans, at WayeroM, Oa-t Washington Amer icans, ts. Cincinnati Nationals, at Cincinnati. Golf-t-l'nlted North and Sooth open cham pionship tournament at Pinehurst, N. C. . Oymnnstles Xattonal A. A. V. cham plonMhlpsi at Newark, N. J. , Track Central A. A. TJ- Indoor champion ships, at Chicago. . Hwlmming National A. M. V. 600-yard championship, at Detroit! Northwestern In door championship at St. Paul. , . Foci Pall First spring gam between ('niMBsF of Colorado and Colorado Aggies, at u Collins, Colo, Automobile Opening; of annual show at Atlantic City, N. J. Perritt just as there threatened to be a disastrous collision. Perritt expects some sort of a reward from the railroad company, as it was a little bit of a motor car, and if it had ever hit Tesreau it probably would have folded up like an opera hat. - . , . SIX MILLIONS ASKED FROM FARM BANK Applications for Loans Pour ing: in Before Local ' . Branch. HOTEL COMMISSION PUT OUTOF SERVICE Senate Abolishes This Organi zation, Consolidating It . With Food Department. INSPECTORS INCREASED Amateurs May Use ' , Fort Omaha Grounds , 1 (From a Staff CorraspondenM Washington, March 30. (Special Telegram.) Representative Lobeck said' today that the Fort Omaha grounds were at the disposal of the Amateur Base Ball association of Omaha on the same terms as last year, with the provision that if need ed by the War department the sched u'cd games would have to be played elsewhere. ' Mr. Lobeck has been trying since early in February to get the War de partment's permission to the use of rl e Fort Omaha grounds, but only learned of the permission when he opened his mail today. ' Department Orders. Washington, March 10. (Special Tele gram.) Nebraska pensions granted: Luclnda J. Harper, Woodrlver, 112; Emerlln. 1. iQlarhson, Wood Lake, 2Q.. Earl. C. Manlove has been appointed post master at Ralston, Park county, Wyoming, vie. Id. B. Moor., resigned, i Results on Omaha Bowling Alleys i Booster Lesjgne. KRUQ'3 CABINET. 1st. id. S1. Tot. Learn 18 13 180 6 Ooff 1S 203 10 SU Haarmann ..163 182 H0 636 Homan ....171 188 202 569 Wartchow .17? Ill 160 656 Totsts ...S4 73 221 2737 PETE LOCHS. 1st. 2d. Sd. Tot. McCoy 17 180 192 661 Olsen 16S 130 181.' 448 Krtaey ....172 189 208 8(8 RtraO 178 182 168 818 IV Jaroah..l91 248 179 818 Handicap .. I I It. 27 ' Tetals ...881 934 918 2721 POWELL SUPPLT CO. 1st 2d. 2d. Tot. Coady .....188 199 90S Noon. 188 198 1(1 Weber .....128 189 122 Straw .....138 128 132 Bertwell ...108 180 17T Totals ...729 OLD STTLE let. Ene.lt ' 182 Keynolda c.18t' Sparry 141 London .178 Tarmon .138 total. ...777 CORET M' R. Sclpl....l91 Kent 188 Holllday ,..149 Zarp 210 Choenman .207 Handicap .. 14 101 791 2219 LAGER. 2d. 3d. Tot. 128 138 427 198 142 181 148 187 187 148 174 499 . 487 580 482 812 808 2398 KENZIE. 139 138 485 197 248 881 182 218 521 189 149 528 101 179 588 24 14 72 I Totals .,.981 891 180 lift ' wSSrj com. cfl. tmm c3W?t ill 191 iw Baker .....218 214 181 591 RedUSOn ...18(181188 833 Zimmerman 172 192 173 538 Ham 198 221 224 5U Totals ..904 1020 943 1897 CLARA BELLES. N lat. 2d. 3d. Tot. Hansen .,..168 192 1S9 509 Eldaon 170 169 178 117 Martin ....330 235 236 701 Device 169 172 189 CS1 J. Jar08h...l63 134 199; 695 . Totals ..999 1002 961 2952 MURPHT DID IT. 1st 2d. 2d. Tot. Malloy .....211 200 157 575 8wdboda....21 160 167 543 Hitchcock ..136 178 128 438 Mayer 224 196 171 690 Coleman ...161170 162 493 Handicap . . 24 14 . 14 72 'Totals ...!979 921 907 2711 Ornln Exruange Leans. UPDIKE GRAIN CO. . let. 2d. 2d. Tot. Refregler ..164 197 166 497 Smith .....158 157 238 668 Straw 177 105 232 Will 165 166 114 634 C. Howard.. 160 161 166 479 ' Totals ...627 778 879 1186 DRAIN INSPECTORS. 1st. 2d. 2d. Tot. Drummond .196 146 161 Pahl 176 121 148 Clark ..... ... 117 106 Probst 161 162 163 Shields ....163 180 161 Totals ...696 721 781 1162 CROWHLb ELEVATOR CO. 1st. Id. Id. Tot. Umdernolm. 104 101 176 660 linjtnon ..136 161 167 446 HihiKoo. ..117 111 144 499 Albera Hervey , ...121 136 147 ...160 128 144 Totala ...826 784 766 2274 TRANS-MISS. ORAIN CO. lat. 2d. 2d. Tot. Harris 162 143 116 420 Paulson ....161 170 161 411 Steberg ..,.211 169 149 619 Erwln 160 161 199 617 Denman ....111 141 101 664 Total. Cole Southard Welsh ... Oreer ...911 771 111 1611 N.-S.-F. 1st. 2d. 2d. Tot. ...178 161 136 479 162 177 164 .167 161 187 184 211 169 Kerr 162 111 141 Totals ...781 167 768 2408 NEB-IA. GRAIN CO. 1st. 2d. 2d. Tot. Carsy Ill 169 119 Zlmmertn'n .lata 160 161 Oumett 130 121 166 Pomeroy ...206 111 121 H. Borghofr.171 190 161 Totals ...776 106 720 2300 MANET MILLINO CO. 1st. 2d. 2d. Tot. Smith 171 167 171 607 Tholl 169 148 133 454 Toung 131 131 149 416 Bailey 169 154 136 442 Hathaway .162 107 149 418 Totals ...T95 701 740 2237 CAVERS ELEVATOR CO. 1st. Id. Id. Tot PMer 161 124 131 414 r-ltsgersll ..111 191 144 464 Bender ....110 147 111 411 Cahlll ......111 161 122 411 Hlllman ...111 lit 111 461 Totals ...711 III 674 1164 OFFICERS WELL PLEASED Applications for Joans in excess ,of $6,000,000 are now on file with the federal land bank of Omaha. "The bank is already overwhelmed with business," said one of the officials. Information given out at the bank 9 temporary quarters yesterday was to the effect that-the fixing of a uniform interest rate of S per cent per annum for the entire federal land bank sys tem is hailed as a longsought-for boon bv the farmers and has already oper ated to reduce the interest rate on loans renewed by the old style agen cies, although the tederal bank has not made any loans up to this time. It is estimated by the board at Washington that $10,000,000 in inter est yearly will be saved to the farmers of the Omaha district through the operation of the 5 per cent rate, ' The officers of the land bank are not only geratly encouraged by rea son of the active interest shown by farmers, but they also express their f ratification over the demand for arm loan bonds which will soon be issued on the security of the mort gages to be placed by the bank. Ad vance subscriptions for these bonds now total nearly $85,000, although no public announcement has been made by the bank concerning them. (Prom a Staff Correspondent) Lincoln, March 30. (Special.) The state hotel commission was abolished when the senate today pass ed on final reading, House Koll i. The measure consolidates the duties of that commission with the pure food department. The bill, which contains an emerg ency clause, only lacks the signature of the governor to make it effective immediately. The governor, who fav ors the consolidation, will sign it next week. The staff of the abolished commis sion is made up of Phil Ackermann, commissioner, an inspector and a stenographer. Under another house bill passed by the senate, House Roll 511, the pure food department takes over all the work, and the food commissioner be comes ex-officio hotel conmissioner. Since the pure food department has to inspect under the law all hotels serving meals, its inspectors can with little effort exercise the supervision held up to the present time by the hotel commission, which regulates the general service of hotels, the sani tation and the protection against fire. More Inspectors. To give the pure food department a chance to do more expeditious and efficient work, under the new bill, the corps of inspectors is increased from sixteen to twenty-two. At the present time, the short staff of inspectors is from three to five weeks behind with its oil inspections. ' Under the same act, an assistant chemist in that department is pro vided for, at a salary of $1,600 a year; a seed analyst at $5 a day, and a chief inspector to live in Lincoln and re ceive $125 a month. Thi salary of the present state chemist is raised from $1,800 to $2,400 a year, and clerks and bookkeepers get $1,000 a year, instead of $70 a month. The secretary to the com mission gets raised from $90 a month to $1,600 a year. Inspectors are paid by the day, will draw $5 a day and expenses after the third year of service. The pres ent maximum is $4.50 a day. Several Irrigation Bills Rushed Through Senate (Prom a Staff Correspondent.) Lincoln. March 30. (Suecial Tele gram.) In order to secure their pas sage and signature before April a, as required-by the federal reclamation service, senator Busnee secured con sent of the senate Friday to have ad vanced from the sifting file to third reading six irrigation bills. The bills are all to make the irrigation laws conform to federal requirements so that irrigators can take advantage of purchase of water from government projects. They were H. R., 141, 420, 768, 769, 770, and 771. House Kills Forestation Bill by Rather Close Vote (Prom Staff Correspondent.) Lincoln, March 30. (Special.) After spending half an hour on the senate bill to create a permanent state forestation commission, the house to day killed it, by a vote of 39 to 33. early in the session the house put to death a similar, bill of its own. Raise in Rail And Lake Freight Rates in Effect Washington, March 30. Increases of about 5 per cent in freight rates on all classes and commodities moving east and west by rail and ship lines over the great lakes went into effect today when the Interstate' Commerce commission declined to suspend tar iffs proposing them. The tariffs proposing the increases vJere filed some time ago by the Great Lakes Transit corporation, which took over many of the steam ships which railroad lines were com pelled to give up under the Panama canal act and the Lehigh Valley transportation decision. In hearings before the commission held since carriers generally have proposed country-wide increases, and many shippers approved these advances. The increases will apply to rail and lake traffic from points as far west as the Mississippi river and east to the seaboard. Hustlers Get Members For Commercial Club The membership of the Commercial club has a squad of active hustlers pumping away daily , getting new members for the club. This is the week during which the committee u to set 100 i the 500 members it is planned to get by the end of the Negro Employe Admits Silk Thefts from Store Confession of the theft of' a con siderable quantity of silk from the Burgess-Nash store has been made. police say, by John Green, negro, 2222 North Twenty-sixth street, an employe ot the store tor the last five years. Robert Green, his son, and Joe McGowan, also colored, have been arrested by the police in con nection with the thefts of silk and shoes, which total in the neighbor hood of $500. McGowan's wife ii said to have been outfitted' with an unusual number of silk dresses and his children equipped with several pairs of suspiciously new shoes. Coast-to-Coast Train Goes Through on Monday The Wells-Fargo company's first through express train from New York to San Francisco will pass through Omaha Monday, coming from Chi cago over the Milwaukee road and going west over the Union Pacific. From New York to Chicago the Wells-Fargo train carries only through, express, but in Chicago siccpers, a ainer ana & aay coacn win be attached, this equipment to run through to the coast The train will run daily, leaving Chicago at 10:05 o clock at night and arriving in Omaha at MtOS the next forenoon. year. H. O. Wilhelm is chairman of the committee and is directing the affairs of the squad. As soon as members are definitely signed up they are iclieu '.d for a luncheon at the Commercial club, so that they may be introduced to the older members at once. 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