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CORRESPONDENCE Addrraa oomrmntoitlonf relsilm to am aad tdlkrrtal matter 10 Oisaae Bra. KuHorlel Department. FEBRUARY CIRCULATION 54,592 DailySunday, 50,466 Arersae alrculatloa for the month! ruhiorlbtd and twora I wiuuasr. uicuisuoo Subscribers loarrof Ida ally ebould hava The Baa mailed I there. Address cbaoied aa sitae, aa rsqueated. Brtad cards go into effect in Denmark April 1. It'i no joke. But the first requisite of aggressive warfare is an army and a navy. Signi map the eastward trend of the cyclone belt, A long farewell to its local greatness. Now watch the Adamson wage raise slip down and grip the pocket nerve of the U. C. It would not be recognized as the spring equi nox if unaccompanied by a few storms and floods. "Corn leads the bull market," says head line. Headship and speed are the King's long suit In other words, according to the legislative edict, a nonpartisan office is to get in on, but not to stand on. The shortage of live stock on the market makes the comparative figures look as awry as the prices in the butcher shop. It is worth while noting at the threshhold of strife that men are doing most of the talking and women most of the volunteering. Universal dieting is the rule in Europe. The effect of the restricted menus is measured by the number of useless holes in the belts. Watching the lid, however, should not con sume all the energies of our police force. The suppression of other crimes and criminals is also important All kinds of investments are being offered to tempt folks with money, but well chosen Omaha real estate still holds the record for safety and substantial profit. The test of the economy plank in the platform on which the democrat were given control of Nebraska's state government will be found in the increased tax rate next year. Naturally enough, French political circles are elated over the prospect of Uncle Sam as an ally. Paris longs for a working1 sample of the stickl tiveness of Washington cabinet timber. Among other awakenings that should come with the blossoms that bloom in the spring Is the awakening of the city planning commission and the movement to make Omaha more beautiful. The bill for remodeling the city hall, we are confidentally informed, will greatly overrun the estimates. The real startling information would be that the cost of the work was to be less than the original figures. It is pointed out that it takes much less time to mobilize money than to mobilize men. But money has no fighting initiative of its own and in the final analysis it is still the man behind the gun who does the work. The team-work of the railroads in asking the Interstate Commerce commission for freight rate increases is wonderful to behold. This is one place where the roads are unanimous even with out a gentlemen's agreement. Effect of the War on Religioit Leaders of the churches in America are al ready busy trying to determine the possible ef fects of the war on religion. Already they fore cast a great revival of interest in the churches and look ahead to growth that will surpass any development in recent years. To support their expectations in this regard they have analyzed certain of the developments incident to the dis turbance of society and find in these manifesta tions signs that indicate the various divisions of the church throughout the world are coming closer together. Differences that have seemed insuperable now show signs of being resolved into something like an accommodation, and closer approach between the several sects is being brought about as a re sult of the pressure growing out of the conflict. Most marked of these manifestations is that of the changes in Russia, where the Greek church and the Russian sect are nearer unity than at any time since the division. The Roman Catholic church, too, is on a better footing with the other great bodies and a much better working under standing between the three is likely. This is es pecially indicated by the removal of the czar as titular head of the Russian church. In England the relations between the Angli can and Nonconformist bodies have become al most cordial. Free churchmen have not only been recognized, but have been called into coun cil by the archbishop of Canterbury. The signal ability of Pope Benedict as a statesman is rec ognized by Protestant leaders generally and a far better feeling exists between these two great branches of the church. The seeming certainty that the control of the Holy Land will be wrested from the Turk and perhaps be once more vested in the Jew is another of the possibilities of the war. All these signs are counted as hopeful evidences of the prosperity of religion for the future. On the other hand, full weight must be given to the fact that the war has forced the various sects for the present to drop much of their dogma and credal divergence and approach the funda mentals of religion in a spirit of greater unani mity. The church has been sorely tried by the great war and will face two serious dangers w'-i :n peace is restored, one from within and one fro i without. With the stress of war ended, internal strife is likely to be renewed,. while the threat of increasing scepticism is always present. It may be that the older forr i of religion will pasj with some of the older political garments of the nations and in the readjustment belief and wor ship approximating universality may be attained. Making It Easier for the Housemaids. Tha Department of Labor has given some at tention to the domestic servant problem and of fers as a possible solution for some of the dif ficulties now complained of that employers of this class of labor try to improve conditions of em ployment. It is suggested that the housemaids be given a little more freedom, that domestic economy be placed on a basis more nearly ap proaching the schedule of industrial operations and that the dignity of the servant be thus ad vanced. Investigators agree on the main poi it of the problem, that the conditions under which domestic service is performed are distasteful t high-spirited girls and that the liberty of the shop girl or factory workers preferred to the more comfortable and frequently better paid situation of the housemaid, because the latter is not her own mistress. Other grievances are such as might be met with certainty of adjustment, but even in our great democratic country the difficulty of dissociating personal service from servility is such as has so far baffled most efforts to over come it. Women's clubs have for a long time considered the question, but it is now presented again, with a suggestion that if the mistresses of the homes will try to make life a little easier for the housemaid the greatest trouble will soon be removed. Variation in Compensation Laws. That the principle involved in workmen's com pensation laws is not uniformly applied through out the United States is shown by a bulletin just issued by the Department of Labor, Generally, the fundamental principle of the law is recog nized -that is, the responsibility for Industrial ac cidents or injury but in details wide and almost, unaccountable variations are noted. For example, while no state compensation act covers all classes of employes, agricultural and domestic workers being generally excluded, in New Jersey and . Hawaii 90 per cent of all workers are protected, in seven states only are 80 per cent covered, while one gives the benefit of the law to tesa than 20 per cent, and in nine states less than half of the workers are protected. Similar divergence ap pears in the amount of relief or Indemnity pro vided. In Oregon widow and children may re . cover as much as $13,480, while in Vermont the maximum would be $1,830. The Alaskan act' al lows as much as $2,640 for the loss of a hand, white in Colorado for auch an injury the maxl. mum is but $780. Washington and Wyoming al . tow nothing for medical Services, but California, Connecticut, Massachusetts and several other slates provide for paying for all necessary hospi al service and medical attendance, without limit it to time. Different interpretations are given the words "accident" and "injury" in the various laws and decisions under them. Massachusetts is the only state that has recognised liability under the law for occupational diseases, although some of the others are considering amendments to bring these injuries within the acope of their laws. Ten southern statea in the union have no competis tion laws. The two Dakotas, Idaho. Utah, Del. ware, New Mexico and the District of Columbia also are without such protection for the workers, It is suggested that practically all the laws seed greater uniformity of provisions and in. terpretation before they will afford the desired protection for all wage workers. An ample field for joint legislative effort between the states is here open. , , Guarding the Bridges. Weary Walker and his companion in pere grination, Rusty Rufus, are likely to meet with unaccustomed difficulties and may have their or bits in some degree circumscribed through the vigilance of the railroad and other authorities. Anticipating the beating of the war drums, the great transportaton companies have set guards to watch the bridges spanning the water courses of the country and civil authorities have followed suit, till now not a bridge of real worth in the country but has its special patrol. This puts the humble hobo in a predicament. He faces danger if he tries to get across on foot, he is threatened equally if he seeks to hide on a passing train and steal his way and below him lurks the horror from which he shrinks in greatest dread water. Thus the peripatetic, whose open season comes with the flowers and the birds, finds his wander ings no longer at his will. We may have to meet no foreign foe nor be in imminent danger of tie structive operations by enemies at home, but the bridge guards may help if they keep the hoboes between the rivers. By Viator Rosewstar THE UNIVERSAL SUBJECT of conversation, wherever you go or whomever you meet, is the question of the war whetner tne uniiea States will get into it, and, if so, how far in, and with what effect on the war and on conditions at home. The most salient thing about it, though, ia still the sectionalism of our own people and the difference in war atmosphere in different parts of the country. Over in Chicago last week it was quite noticeable that the war fever has reached higher temperature levels than it has here in Omaha and people I talked with there who had just come from New York insisted that the war spirit in Chicago was nowhere near as fervid as it was in the Atlantic coast cities. The consensus of opinion, however, is that, no matter what eventuates, it will not create as much busi ness disturbance as would ordinarily be expected because of the readjustment already effected here to accommodate to the reflex ot war conditions in Europe. The chief apprehension expressed by men of affairs is that a shortage of labor may be the main obstacle to continuing "business as usual. Jew and the War Relief Work. American Jews are rising with fine determi nation, to meet the demands of duty confronting them. Statements that some millions of Jews in the warring countries of Europe were doomed to die of starvation during the year, in spite of utmost efforts to relieve them, have stimulated the leadera of the relief work in this country to grapple with the situation in heroic fashion. The announcement of Julius Rosenwald's willingness to give a million dollars, or $100,000 for each $900,000 subscribed, up to $10,000,000, haa met with auch response aa promises to insure not only this great donation, but may overrun the amount. In the local work here Mr. Morris Levy has made a contribution of such generosity as will assure that Omaha will be creditably repre aented in the total It ia not merely the money that Is being subscribed that counts ia the move- tnent It is the deep sympathy for the sufferers and the desire to ameliorate their lad situation that is moving the Jews in their tremendous task of, meeting this unprecedented emergency. Fam ine in peace time has always brought out the spirit of help from those who have plenty, but famine in connection with war, especially when it haa the character of the conflict now raging, doubly de mand attention. In the present activity of the American Jews is an example that should inspire all to a desire to do something for the innocent war victims found in every country of Europe now, . With their pay stopped, our lawmakers at Lin coin may now be expected to develop a quick burst of speed to expedite the finis Tt looks as I were to be foreclosed out of a balloon trip I was hoping to make at least for some time to come. When the word was given to open the aviation school at Fort Omaha I . . - -i M i put out a line to captain cnanmcr iur an invi tation to ride as a passenger in one of the trial trins. or at least for an observation ascension of a captive balloon, and now come orders from headquarters that no outsiders are to De per mitted to ride with the army aviators. I am not sure whether that is a lucky or an unlucky in tervention, but there is nothing to do but to ac cept it with resignation. The announcement that Julius Rosenwald has offered to give $1,000,000 to the fund for the re lief of Jewish war victims in all the different bel ligerent countries has prompted many people to ask "Who is it that can make such a princely gift?" Mr. Rosenwald has been in Omaha many times. oerhaDS oftener before he became the head and biggest owner of the great Chicago mail or der house ot bears, Koebuck & Lo. in tnose days he was a traveling man, selling men's fur nishings, and is yet young in years, beine not quite 55 years old. He celebrated his fiftieth birthday by playing Santa Claus to a large num ber of charities, to which he handed out gifts totaling $687,000, and for a number of years he has had a-standing proposition to donate $25, 000 as one-fourth of a $100,000 fund to be raised any city for the establishment of a Young Men's Christian association for colored men and boys and the erection of a building for it. I have no doubt but some day Omaha will take advantage of this generosity. Mr. Rosenwald's unparalleled success in business has resulted in President Wilson drafting mm tor service on tne National Council of Defense, notwithstanding the fact that he ia a staunch republican. When in troduced to Charles E. Hughes during the cam paign last fall by Fred Upham, western treas urer of the republican national committee, Mr. Rosenwald referred jokingly to Upham as "my dearest friend" and then explained the joke by saying he was "dearest" because his solicitations had cost him $25,000 in contributions for the support of the republican cause. A new deoarture worth mentioning is dis closed in the annual report of the American Sugar Kenning company, ot wnich my triend, Earl D. Babst, has been president during the last year, announcing the setting aside of $1,000, 000 as a reserve for advertising the trade marks of their products, thus putting advertising in the smae class as fixed charges, such as insurance, de preciation, interest. I he advertising tund is com mon in retail business, especially in establishments conducted on a large scale that regularly ap propriate a percentage of their gross receipts for this purpose, and is also part of the current ex pense accounts of many manufacturing institu tions that cover nation-wide territory, but this move is hailed as tending to standardize the item of advertising in the budgets of the big industrial corporations, for if it works out right for the popularity of sugar brands it will surely work as well for other meritorious articles. Eastern oaoera contain an account of the death, over in England, of Robert P. Porter, as the re sult of a peculiar automobile mishap in wnicn, while standing in front of his car, on which the litrhta had accidentally gone out. he was run into by another machine rushing along the roadway and practically crushed to death between the two. Although he has been spending his later years abroad, Robert P. Porter twenty years ago was one of the widely known men in this country. He will be remembered specially as director of the census, the particular census, by the way, in which Omaha's population figures were willfully inflated by the enumerators to pass the 140,000 mark in 1890, only to suffer that woeful collapse ten years later. This memorable feat of census juggling is not blamable upon Mr. Porter, but . ii : i .- .1 : .. - it,.. 1. - 11 will serve to lucuuiy tuc icicicnt-c. ntici retired from the census work Mr. Porter devoted himself largely to the protective tariff propaganda and made a number of very thorough investiga tions into comparative industrial conditions here and in other countries and wrote a series ot iliu minatinir letters on the subject for the newspa pers, including The Bee, so that he belongs to the list of famous Bee correspondents. He was a remarkable man, lull ot plucK and energy, ana, ari-nrdinir to reoorts. was engaged in the ac- .l. i i :u. tivities growing out oi me war in cugiauu ukul up to the very end. People and Events TODAY I Health Hint for the Day. Never give the baby "soothing syrup" or "teething powders. Medi cines, except the simplest domestic remedies, should not be given unless advised by your doctor. One Year Ago Today In the War. Fierce artirlery duel continued along Verdun front. Three British aeroplanes lost in at- tank on German airship shed In Schleswig. On the Russian front the czar's forces threatened communications of the Germans along line of the Vilna- Dvlnsk railway. Devotees of noetic art in Chicago formally approve the new style of marriage proposals written with passionate red ink. Andv Sullivan of South Argvle. N. Y.. takes a front seat among the potato barons of the country. A half acre patch ot spuds brougnt mm $1,274.52, or six time the value ot the ground. Rose Pastor Stokes, the noted sociologist of New York has cut loose from pacifist tocieties and boldly announces her readiness to serve the country in "The fight for human unity and human freedom. The noted Kohlsaat company string of bak eries and restaurants in Chicago are about to go on the bankruptcy auction block. Court proceed ings reveal $6,000,000 worth of "good will wind" in a stock capital of $1,000,000. Creditors are rea sonably certain ot getting a percentage oi me capitalized wind. The late Oscar G. Murray of Baltimore, long at the head of the Baltimore & Ohio railroad, left the bulk of hi fortune of $1,000,000 to found and maintain a home for the widows and orphan of employes of the road. The bequest bespeaks the large-hearted generosity of the master hand to ward less fortunate associates. Fnr nrnfeaainnal reasons satisfactory to herself. Dr. Marian Hague Rea, a member of the staff of the Boston Psychopathic hospital, retains the full dirrnitv nf her name, though the bride of Dr. Bald win Lucke of Philadelphia, pathologist in the Uni versity of Pennsylvania. Moreover, notn noia down their respective desk in distant cities. The lure of fortunes plucked from native oil lends unusual vim to the 'back to the land" move ment in spot. Some idea of the push may be gleaned from the energetic upport volunteered by tne national sunrage association, anc mem bora mean tn noint the war to olenty and inde pendence. encouraging the ambitious by copious advice and agricultural tracts. Congressmen sup ply free seeds. With these resources ready for the call, all the new farmer need to do I to secure the land and begin plowing. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago Today. The Omaha Rifle club met at Col lins & Gordon's gun store and com- Dieted their organization. The char ter members are as follows: Judge Lake, J. R. Clarkson, O. H. Gordon, Charles Parrotte, Colonel Guy V. Henry, Paul Lietz, C. 8. Montgomery, B. K. is. Kenneay, yviniam tvt-nneuy, Walter Kinnear. M. 8. Lindsay, Luther Wilbur, J. M. Thurston, H. A. Wor ley, R. W. Patrick, A. C. Wakeley and K. s. Berlin. lion. John A. McShane nas returnea fr'.m r-M-" trh'-ro he Tr-n n run- lluct with Oeorge . . .,i.iu lur o construction of an Immense packing house in South Omaha, to cost 2.".o.- 000. James MeMIchael and ueorge Ketchum have returned from a hunt ing expedition to Phelps, Mo., loaded with ducks. The sixth annual commencement of the Omaha Medical college was held at Boyd's opera house. The class con sisted of the following: Joseph Bllck ensderfer, Charles E. Dltterbrandt, James W. Frazler, Louis FreHe, Daniel Chaplin, H. Seymour and Paul E. Nor wood. Assistant Passenger Agent McCarthy of tha Union Pacific and Miss Mc Carthy, who is employed in the of fice of the general superintendent, were thrown out of a carriage by a frisky broncho and badly bruised. A wild team attached to an axle and a pair of wheels dashed up Doug las street, but were stopped at Six teenth by the heroic rtoits or jacK Martin. . This Day In History. 17S7 Special session of congress called to consider the threatening re lations with France. 1811 British defeated the Frencn at battle of Rarrosa. 1848 Sir John Richardson and Dr. Bae left Liverpool to begin overland search for the Franklin expedition. 1865-General Lee made a deter mined effort to break the federal lines and gain a line of retreat toward Dan ville by assaulting Grant's right. 1869 Edward nates, attorney gen eral in Lincoln's cabinet, died in St. Louis. Born at Belmont, Va., Septem ber 4, 1793. 1892 Germany Issued an order ex cluding Jewish Immigrants from Russia. 1894 Coxey's "army or the com monweal" started from Massillon, O., for Washington with about 100 men. 1899 Thomas C. Fletcher, governor of Missouri, 1865-69, died In Washing ton, D. C. Born in Jefferson county, Missouri, January 21, 1827. 1901 Eighteen people were Kineo In a tornado at Birmingham, Ala. 1909 Austria s annexation or Bos nia and Herzegovina was recognized by Russia and later by otner powers. 1911 A fire In a shirt waist factory in New York City killed 148 persons, mostly women. The Day Wo Celebrate. Gutzon Borglum. the sculptor, was born March 25, 1867. The Borglum family has made Omaha its home, but Gutzon was born in Idaho. He holds a place among the first rank of Amer ican sculptors. Dr. Simon Flexner, director or tne Rockefeller Institute for Medical Re search, born at Louisville, Ky., fifty- four years ago today. George Sutherland, late United States senator from Utah, born In Buckinghamshire, England, fifty-live years ago today. xvetle ijillioert, ceieoratea irencn comedy artist who has been touring America the last season, born in Parts, forty-eight years ago today. Right Hon. Sir David Harrei, an eminent authority on Irish political affairs, born seventy-six years ago to day. Emanuel L. Phlllpp. governor of Wisconsin, born in Sauk county, Wis consin, fifty-six years ago today. Charlie white, well Known unicago lightweight pugilist born in England, twenty-six years ago today. American Ships Sunk by Teutons. Twenty-five American ships have been attacked by German and Aus trian submarines and other Tuetonlc commerce raiders since the outbreak of the European war. Of these eleven were destroyed by submarines and one, the William P. Frye, by the German converted cruiser raider Prlns Eitel Friedrlch. In addi tion one American ship, the Cushing, was attacked by a German airship on April 28, 1915. The official list fol lows: Vessel. Pate.l Vessel. Date. IslMChemunr ....Nov. 2fi Wrn. P. Fryo JnnaS'St. Helena .. Dec. 10 rushing April SNjR'beca Palmer Deo14 Nebrsska ....May llUalcna Dec. 15 Oultltaht May !0 1917. Leelsnaw . . . . July as! Sacramento ..Jan, t Oswego Aug. HjWestweso ....Jan. 21 Cnmmuntpaw .Dec. S'lHousatonlc ...Feb. Petrollta ....Dec, alLyman M. Law. Jan 31 1918. Algonquin . . .Mar. 12 Seaconnet ...June 18c. of Memphis. Mar. 17 Kanssn -Oct. Illinois Mar. 17 Lanao Oct. Js vljrllanela ....Msr. 17 Columbian ...Nov. 7Hea!dton ....Mar.21 Rtnrvette of the Day. Mary, small but up-to-date, had been to tea for the first time with the new neighbors. From all accounts the little girl there had not been at all generous in permitting Mary to share her playthings. "Well." said Mary's mother when she had heard about it, "if anybody had treated me like that -when I was a . little girl I should have come straight home." Mary shrugged her small shoulders. "Things have changed since your day, mother," she said. "I slapped her face and atayed." New York Times, Tlllle was very fond of pleasant davs. and at the close ot a heavy rain storm petitioned in her prayer for One weather. When, tne next morning, the sun shone bright and clear, she became Jubilant and told her prayer to her grandmother. "Well, dear," said the grandmother to the little girl, "why can't you pray tonight that it may be warmer to morrow, so that grandma's rheuma tism will be better t" "All right, I will," wan the Quick response; and that night, u she knelt, she said: "Oh, Lord, pleas make It hot tor grandma." New York Time. AROUND THE CITIES. Scranton. Pa., -undermined for coal, eTpa- rtoni-es freauent sinking spells. Last Sun day a section of cemetery dropped into the hole beneath. The stata amnloyment bureau at St Joa has 200 jobs awaiting women as workers, at wages ranfinc from $5 a week as house keepers to S10 a weak in worksnops. Chicago voters at th April election will be asked to authorise a bond issue of 1750,. 000 for additions to the contagious diseases hospital. Tha money will increase available beds from 400 to at least 1,500. Minneapolis reports through the city stat istician a population increase of 17,5 dur ing 1918. To accommodate the increase and some over 206 apartment houses, 141 duplex lists and 2.40S single buildings were built. Sioux City's dry submarines view with more or less suspicion tourists bringing suit cases into town without indicating the char acter of the contents. Threats of torpedoing without warning are heard. Safety lies in opening up and showing nothing mora dan geroua than dry goods. St. Joe is making a preliminary start for municipal waterworks. A state law enables the city to take over the existing plant on the appraisement plan. The franchise of the company expires two years hence, and present moves have In view a survey of the plant preliminary to fixing the value. Reports from the' Twin Cities indicate increased pricea for ice during the summer. Everybody with things to sell is on the boost why not the ice man? But he has better reason. An unusually long win ter was very hard on Ice. A lot of it was severely frosen and will have to be ampu tated with saw or axe, entailing extra ex pense for surgery. Do you get it T Tha Minneapolis city council recently scented a price combine among makers of creosote paving blocks and Immediately pe titioned tha state legislature for a law authorixing the city to make its own blocks. The council estimates that S100.000 would build and equip a creosoting plant and leave some change for the timber. Indications point to a combine come down before the legislature acts. Utility and art are malting a frcsa start in Chicago. Having made Michigan avenue and the lake front take the beauty treat ment, art boosters are working to install ornamental municipal elocks on city bridges. Tha idea is distinctly decorative and makes for safety. Everybody in town, they say, looks a clock in the face. By installing them on bridges the rushing crowd gets the habit of looking up and is less liable to walk into the river when the draw is open. HERE AND THERE. A roebuck hat been known to cover sev enty-four feet s second when pursued by dogs. Tha state of Montana hereafter will pay the railroad fare of students attending the state university. Since the beginning of the war ammuni tion and firearms valued at $600,000,000 have been sent from the United States to England. The clerical forces of the Roman Catholic church in the United States now Include fourteen archbishops, ninety-six bishops and 19,983 prieats. There Is talk of consolidating the cities of Allentown and Bethlehem, which1 would make a city of 200,000 population, tha third largest in Pennsylvania. Eleven brothers were Included in the crew of a German Zeppelin which recently fell a victim to the English aircraft guns. All perished in the disaster. The nickname "boche," applied to Germans by soldiers of the allies, originated from a French phrase, "Tete de Boise, meaning "wooden head," or stupid. The United States furnishes about two thirds of the annual world crop of cotton. The officers and men of the United States army are among the best paid in the world. Two Italian Inventors have devised a sys tem of floating safe for installation in ocean liners for registered mails and valuables, in, vi.ew of submarine and other contingencies. A St. Louis concern has bought two en tire railroad systems in Idaho with a view to dismantling the roads and selling the materia for junk, which at present prices ia expected to yield a large profit. Massachusetts hall, one of the old Har vard university buildings which served as a barracks for the continental troops fol lowing the battle of Lexington, Is now used as a drill hall for the university student soldiers. Fifty million dollars, a sum greater than the entire expenditure on many of the wars of the past, is the estimated cost of a single hour's right between the British and the German fleets engaged at anything like their full strength. Nearly all of the countries of Europe main tain what Is known as a "Black Cabinet," a mysterious room set apart in the general postoffice in which the correspondence of persona suspected by the government Is opened and read without their knowledge, DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. The great specialist appraised his prospeo Uve patient with a glance. you must lake a trip to a warmer climate for your health,' he advlued. "Tea dollars, consultation fee, please." "You can take a trip to a still wirraei climate for your money," crime the ansa's, aa the man walked out New Torlt Times. A preacher whose name has not come ta us la reported to have described the bud place In this graphic fashion: "Friends," ha said, "you've aeen molten iron running out of a furnace, haven't you?, it comes oui white hot, sizzling and hissing. Well, thoy use that stuff for lea cream in Hadea Bos ton Transcript. "You've been drinking again." "No, m'dear." "Then how do you account for your con dition?" Been eating pickled pigs' feet and soused herrings." Baltimore American. Daphne Marriage la nothing but a lottery. Phyllis Yes, you never can be aure what sort of present you will get. Judge. WONfc VoR THE FlftST - X BWKX, HER VMMfcY K.Wfc OP A MAM HE SEE T HE'LL CFFCR W ONE? 12 INKLINGS AND TINKLINGS. City of Bagdad has a pier built by Nebuchadnesxar. Now that onlona and potatoes have come down In price, Nebu chadnezxar'a action In eating grass seems erazler than It did a couple of weeks ago. Things you never see: A business man eating a business man's lunch. Better take In your clothe line, or you may be pinched on suspicion of having a secret wireless outfit. Read a lot In the war news about barbed wire entanglements and dlfflcutly of ad vancing through the mud. Strange the leadera hava not thought of acatterlng banana skins In front of the trenches. Tho skinflint: No, sir; I respond only ta to the appeals of the deserving poor. The Solicitor: And who are the deserv ing poor? The skinflint: Those who never ask for assistance. Puck. "I say, mamma," said little Johnny, "Aa fairy tales always begin with 'Once upon a time?' " "No, dear, not always," replied his mother. "They sometimes begin with, 'My love, I have been detained at the office again to night. "New York Times. "But, my dear -lady, you should not allow your grief to overcome you. Remember your husband Is far happier In the other world." M maybe he Is, b but I think you are exceedingly rude to say so. Boston Tran script. Bacon This la my birthday, and my wife planned a surprise for me, Egbert That'a nice. "Yes; she went through by pockets last night and left 60 centa In one of them." Yonkers Statesman. Mrs. Rivers I am very much pleaaed with my new cook. Mrs. Bridges How long have you had her? Mrs. Rivers Her day will be up tonight. Judge. SPRING ON THE PRAIRIE. The geese a-honklng overhead, Upon their northward flight. Announce that Boreas has fled With covering of white And left, as far as can be aeen, A mantle of upshootlng green. At eve tha scent of prairie fire Effluvlates the air. And Bongs of frogs that never tire. Arising everywhere. In consonant discord. Incite The Insect voices of the night. But grander Is the morning balm. The prairie chicken sings Its praises In the sunrise calm. While from the meadow rlnga Filled with the glory of the day, The lark's transporting roundelay. Ere long the johnny jump-ups blink In wonder from morass. 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