THE BEE: OMAHA. TUESDAY, MARCH 13. 1917. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNINQ-BVEKINO-SUNPAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD HOSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR TUB BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY, PROPRIETOR. Entered t Omaha pogtoffifa ninj.elai matttr. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION oaiu mi sanaar m . Daily wltBout Sunday 80 Mefltng aoa Suada, joe Ktcnlnf mtMU Sunday.... Sunday KM ouy , M lily and Sunday Baa. tWaa yaafa In ad.uiea St llill. on rm. ts 00 4.00 .00 a on 100 Daily and Sunday Bw. tbwa yaafa In ad,aa....y...r..tlM Smd noUca of eoaaa, of addma of uraaularity Is dallnrf to Omaha REMITTANCE flfndt by draft, axpnaa or ponal onto. Only Jtaol KamM uan U ,Bt of mall Wiata Panooal clwk. aicaM oo Omaha and niura aichanfa. not accaptad. OFFICES. Omiha-Tba Ba Bulldlnl. ilca Wi Oai BUMInf. SsbSS 5. 2a. v j"i,u;it,T' Lincoln UUM Bulldiin. WaiUntlon-fM Hit SI ! W. CORRESPONDENCE ddma oonnialoatlona ralatuu to son aid adlurlal iltar t ouuba Baa, Mllortal Daparuaaal. FEBRUARY CIRCULATION 54,592 Daily Sunday, 50,466 mta alrculatlon for tha nontha mbaerlbad and nora 10 bf Dwlatl tnlllaoia, Circulation Hanaiar. Subaerlbara laarlaf tba city abouln nna Tha Ba Bwtt tbaaa. Addraaa chanfad aa aftaa aa raquaalad. Omaha has right to be famed alio ai a city of beautiful churches. The fall of Bagdad will naturally be followed by a resurgence of the Arabian Nights Tales. .. Just the same, Omaha lifts its "lid" to visitors during Merchants' week. The glad hand goes with it. Did you get that figure on Omaha bank clear ings for last week? A 57 per cent increase is somejumpl Yes, but we thought the purpose was to drive the Turk out of Europe into Asia and not out of Asia into Europe. It is understood, of course, that the legislative sifting committee will not torpedo a friendly pot. litical bill without due warning. When told of the Zimmermann note, Count Bernstorff declared: "It ii news to me." But it wasn't news to Herr Zimmermann. Viewed from the standpoint of preparedness, the bulging vaults of Omaha banks are fully equipped for every business emergency. A Sunkist humorist doubtless started the story that Governor Johnson had resigned the senator ship.. The report startled Washington more than California. Still, just because Omaha had a destructive fire in the center of our business district is no good reason why Council Bluffs should insist on doing likewise. Bagdad reposes in the British bag. The re markable speed of the Turks in retreat constitute an impressive tribute to General Maude's cele brated rear battery. - Some practical benefits for the service might be had if Postmaster General Burleson and his staff were obliged to stand civil service examina tion and qualify for their jobs. The allot that atartled the banquet hall at Sarejevo thirty-three months ago now counts its victima at 5,000,000. Royal lift comes high, but the old world cannot escape the sacrifice. Omaha's leap from fifteen to eleventh place in bank clearings mightily jolts the scoreboard of financial athletics, Rivals might as well realize at once that Omaha is just taking preliminary exercise. , i The Nebraska legislature has decided to take a small nibble at the federal good roads appropria tion. Regardless whether, we get much or little of it back, however, Nebraska taxpayers will have to contribute their full quota to the federal good roads fund. What a snap for the newspapers of Mexico is a presidential election in that country! They can safely announce the winner without even waiting for the votes to be counted, to say nothing of listening to the returns coming in for a week from the back counties. The sudden death of Congressman Cyrus Sillo way, following that of Congressman Conry, once more evens the party balance in the house of rep resentatives, each of the leaders standing 214 strong. Both vacancies probably will be filled be fore congress meets in extra session, but the political complexion of the vacant districts is not likely to be altered. British interests control the oil fields at Tain pice, and the concession forms a flowing source of revenue for the government in control. The wireless plant discovered in the City of Mexico doubtless yields substantial returns as a war ac cessory. The inference is faily clear that Car rania ia working the belligerents on both sides with the solemn zeal of expert palmers. Officers For an Army -Now York World. - An army order baa been issued Calling for the designation in every regiment or sixty or more men fitted to receive commissions in a temporary military force, should such defense be organized. Selection made in this proportion in all branches of the service should yield 4,000 officers. Let there be no doubt that the number can be obtained. When Caotain von Fanen. the German military attache, watched the landing of the American troops in Vera Cruz, he reported to his government in Berlin that there were in the United States army at least 10,000 private soldiers capable of assuming commissions and command in the event of war. He did not overstate the act. Tried by the test of Texa our Guard teai menu contain a considerable number of men of pruvea capacity for commissions. Flattsburg and similar camps would furnish their quota at need, and so would the reserve. i The war tragedy of Great Britain was the costly sacrifice in the first campaign of the little expeditionary army and the Canadian commands earliest broueht to the line, eontaininff rrmt,aa,,la of men fitted by talent and experience for com- mnaa. it icit no one to lead or instruct new levies, or even to train the officers who were in lu to train them, except the retired veterans who had neither the physical endurance jor the knowledge of the new warfare which the need ucmanQca. The United Stati ran rale mn mj-.I quickly enough. The War t0t kl?p Provident y on the supply sources The Why and Wherefore of Cloture. Discussion of the new cloture rule and criti-cism-of the senate for tolerating unlimited de bate all these years is unfortunately putting into circulation a lot of misinformation. It is, of course, difficult to explain to people how any leg islative body should be governed by a code of procedure that prevents the dominant majority from doing anything it pleases any time it pleases, but the fact is that our federal constitution does not contemplate a strict rule of a majority, and the upper branch of congress was originally con stituted for the express purpose of putting a check upon majority rule. While membership in the house is apportioned according to population, membership in the senate recognizes the equality of the states and in the beginning the senators were looked upon as serv ing their states almost in the role of ambassa dors, each with equal voice and vote, and not to be .bound to anything except with consent. The provision of the constitution guaranteeing that "no state shall be deprived of its equal represen tation in the senate" is the one section which by its terms cannot be repealed. The ultra states' rights doctrine held that no state could be com pelled against ita will to accept a law of the United States to which it seriously objected. It is the irony of fate that it devolved upon Andrew Jack son, the patron saint of democracy, to put down nullification, and, again, upon Woodrow Wilson, another democratic president, to make impos sible, hereafter, the defeat of legislation obnox ious to any one state, or group of states, unless they can command one-third of the votes in the senate. In a word, unlimited debate, giving a handful of senators an absolute veto-power on lawmaking was the strongest remaining bulwark of states' rights and the new cloture is sure to exert a powerful influence for nationalism and stronger central government. Stirring tht Dust of Dead Ages. The forty centuries that looked down from the Pyramids on the army of N'apoleon seem a brief space of time compared to the ages that have been disturbed by General Maude's men at Bagdad. Armies of the world from a past without record have marched through the dust now stirred by British feet. One of the curious effects of the war is that its "far-flung battle line" has revived interest in places long ago forgotten, save by the archaeologists, who busy themselves with the fragmentary traces of man's beginnings. Thus the geography that includes the Tigris and the Euphrates has had more attention in the last two years than it got from the public in a century before. The moral effect of the Maude victory is im portant enough to outshine any material advan tage that it may bring to the Entente's cause. It will serve in a large measure to re-establish Brit ish prestige, which had been sadly shaken by Kut-el-Amara and Gallipoli. The Turk is driven a little closer into his corner, while the ambition of Germany for direct connection with the eastern empire is for the time at least thwarted. Control of this region for the present is of great strategic value, too, and should have decided effect on future operations. But for Great Britain the main thing is that the lesson of Khartum is. once more impressed on the wild men of the desert. . . .. , Lack of Neighborly Concern. Three recent episodes in Omaha might be used to point to a rather unwelcome conclusion. In the first, a well-known business man shot and killed himself in his car, which stood beside the road for fully twenty hours, while many others passed before any atopped to learn the cause of the car standing there idle. On a more recent occasion another prominent man fell and injured himself so he could not rise. He called for help to the occupants of one after another of passing automobiles, but got no assistance until someone telephoned the police, reporting that the cries of the injured man were disturbing the neighbor hood. For the third, a dead man sat on a box on a downtown street for some hours before anybody troubled about him. These events suggest that we are entirely too self-centered and, moving each in his own little circle, are losing touch with humanity at large. Big things stir our interest and arouse our sym pathy in mass, but lesser things nearer at home are neglected. One reason for this is, of course, that the generous impulse of well-meaning Samaritans very frequently ends in such disaster that even the more sympathetic and willing are cautious when it comes to going to the rescue of an apparently needy person. A line must be drawn somewhere, but it ought to be on the near, rather than the far, side of neighborly concern. t Carrania aa President. Venustiana Carranza, "first chief" of the con stitutionalist party, now holds commission from the people of Mexico as president of that country. He has thus progressed through various stages from that of revolutionary leader, and including the condition of dictator, to the place of head of his country under constitutional sanction. His career now becomes more than ever of importance to the world, for as de jure as well as de facto head of an established government his responsi bility is correspondingly increased. Acta that might be overlooked or excused in the leader of a revolution cannot be abided in the president of a republic clothed with power flowing from a written constitution.' Especially will Americans be concerned in whatever of steps are taken to re-establish order and bring about resumption of industrial and commercial activity. This course must follow, and with the avowed anti-foreigner views of the new president, supported by the pro visions of the law he has made, it is quite likely that the really acute phase of our relations with Mexico haa not passed. Will Mr. Wilson be more insistent on American rights now than he was when dealing with irresponsible "revolutionaries?" Every party platform that ever pronounced on workmen's compensation in Nebraska gave en dorsement to the principle and promised improve ment in the law. Yet the legislature ia listening to the appeals of the contingent fee brigade to back-track all the progress that haa been made toward amicable adjustment of the burdens of in dustrial accidents just to give somebody "a split-in." Why is it that Nebraska lawmakers, more than the lawmakers of other states, are sup posed to be so easy? Owners of a stretch of sandy beach on Long Island for a year past sought to unload for $705, 000. A hunch that the United Statea needed it for border defense sent the price kiting to $2,250,000. A condemnation operation on sand dune nerve brought the price down to $1,000,000 and closed tht deal. Tht incident underscores tht claim that New York patriotism ia the real article. Rev. Charles W. Savidge. "My First Sermon" "I was badly frightened. I received some kind words of commendation, but I knew my first effort was a failure " In 1875 I was given what is called a local preacher's license in St. Paul, Minn. I was then a student in the State University of Minnesota. That was in my junior year in college. I was told that if I would accept that official paper I would not be asked to preach, but a few months later, in the year 1876, the pastor of the First church,of Minneapolis, East Side, was away and my profes sor in Greek, being a member of that church and my friend, asked me to fill the vacant pulpit. The request frightened me. That I should be asked to speak in the First Methodist church of Minne apolis before a congregation with whom I as a student had worshiped for many years was very trying. I consented, however, to do so. I took as my text Romans 1:16, "I am not ashamed of the Gospel of Christ, for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth.." I had a great reputation as a declaimer. My orations were considered among the bt6t in the university, but in this first sermon I decided to write my sermon and read it, and I did so. When the morning arrived that I was to preach, a good many of the university students were present to hear my first effort. I was badly frightened and read every word of my sermon, being con fined very closely to the manuscript. I can see now that I was a good deal like old, blind Sam son, grinding corn in the prison house. Instead of standing before the people without notes and speaking out of my heart, I was bound to my written words. I received some kind words of commendation, but I knew that I had not done my best and my first effort was a failure. How ever, I was not discouraged, but in June of the next year I took a church, of which I was made pastor at once, and have been active in the field ever since. I am now completing my fortieth year, of active service as pastor. Pastor The People's Church. (Noitt "My First Sarmoa," by Rav. P. M. Liadborf.) Winding Up Shell Orders - Naw York Journal ot Commarca- The announcement from Philadelphia that new war order contracts would not be placed in this country by Great Britain caused little surprise in financial circles. The Baldwin Locomotive works, the Eddystone Ammunition company and the Mid vale Steel works art all said to have been notified that all contracts for the manufacture of shrapnel and other shells must be completed by March 31 and that on that date all foreign contracts entered into by the British-government for these war mu nitions would lapse. For months past there had been intimations that Great Britain was increasing its output of munitions to such an extent that it was only a matter of a comparatively short time before it would be unnecessary to secure supplies abroad and it was a matter of common knowledge in the financial district that the war order contracts with the allies were drawn to expire with the end of this month. England, according to a recent offi cial statement, now has 4,300 manufacturing plants at work turning out munitions and the number of workers in these establishments is said to be nearly 2,000,000. France is also said to be now in a position where it does not need munitions from this side of the water, but Russia, it is understood, still expects to continue buying here and has given no notice of an approaching termination of orders. In addition to the economy effected by mak ing ita own munitions, Great Britain is said to have been moved by the increasing difficulties of getting the supplies across the ocean because of the increased submarine activity. American manufacturers have been making plans for some time past to find new lines of out put when the demand for munitions slackened. Only a few days ago the Baldwin Lbcomotive works, it was learned from Philadelphia, dis charged 1,500 ammunition workers and took steps to extend its activities in the development of its own business as soon as the balance of its unex pired contracts ran out. On February 28 the Marlin Arms corporation announced that it had taken over the plants of the Standard Roller Bear ing company of Philadelphia and the Rockwell Drake corporation of Fairfield, Conn. In a letter sent to stockholders it was stated that the acquisi tion of the companies, both of whiclf had been engaged in the manufacture of roller and ball bearings, would assure the Marlin organization an active business when the demand for muni tions slowed down. The company recently com pleted an order for 9,000 Colt automatic machine guns for a foreign government and is working on additional orders. Railway equipment corporations which are now winding up their war, order contracts for the allies have sufficient orders in their own business to keep their plants running well into 1918. Prac tically all the plants now working on war orders have plans laid for the future that will obviate any slackening in their business. People and Events Thirty-seven game cocks valued at $10,000, captured by the police of Pittsburgh, were duly massacred and consigned to the soup pots of local hospitals. Food speculators down east gave consumers of canned fruits another squeeze last week. Prices were pushed up from 4 to 9 cents a can without any provocation. They have the goods and they need the money. Besides, they like to follow the fashion. Official food inspectors found 4,500 bushels of potatoes cached in one storage cellar in Chi cago. Much publicity was given the discovery, but the quantity didn't bring a flicker of a smile to E. Percy Miller. Percy owns up to 1,000,000 bushels ready for the final squeeze. Philip Byrd, jr., and his bride from Hatboro, Pa., aailed from Boston for Costa Kica last week, with the greater part of the steamer pre-empted with a cargo resembling Noah's collection on the Ark. Ten state rooms are occupied by Mr. and Mrs. Byrd and their servants and the next deck filled with blooded poultry, pigs, dogs, cats and parrots of high degree, which are designed to elevate domestic animal breeds in the tropical haven whither tht live Byrds are headed, A shameless exhibition of total depravity grips a small section of the dry belt of Kentucky. The town of Remsen dots the center of a Sahara and many colonels linger there, being unable to get away. A stranger of fine address and liquid sociability caught the fancy of the tribe, slyly intimating that small consignments of "vinegar might be had, of which that sampled on the spot was a forerunner. Orders slyly rolled in with the cash, until the stranger's pockets bulged. He got away with it, all right. The colonels, too, got shipments without challenge. Just plain vine gar "bottled in bond." -. Back in little old New York the natives regard themselves the brightest bunch on feet, especially when all dolled up. Now and then they shine by reflected light, somewhat like a jack of spades at a card party. The other day Mrs. Carrie An thony, wife of a Hoosier Croesus, blew into town and dazzled the crowd. Three diamond lamps glowed on a two-inch finger ring, two more shown from pendant ear rings, and a diamond necklace and armlet sparkled like incandescenta on a Christmas tree. The Great White Way looked dark beside the Hoosier queen of diamonds. Health Hint for the Day. If you have a tendency to rheu matism, or If you sweat very much, you should aleep between blankets. One Year Ago Today In the War. Verdun's assailants battered Le Mort Homme hill in effort to smash city's northwestern defenses. Home reported gains by the Italian army on Corso plateau. Constantinople claimed British lost 5,000 men in last battle in Mesopo tamia. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago. Among those entertained at a social "hop'' by the Metropolitan club were Messrs. and Mesdames Max Meyer, Adolph Meyer, Moritz Meyer, Heyn, Mandelberg, Haas, New, Eichman, Albert Kahn, Katz, Hellman, Hoff man, Heller, Kauffnian. Bergman, Joe CioldDinlth, Goetz, Rehneld, Lowen thal, Fisher; Misses Newman, Sonna hill, Rothschild, Bendit Ilosenfeld, Schlesinger; Messra Julius Meyar, Fisher, Bcheff, Overfelder, Goldsmith and Bchlesinger. Mr. Tuttle has changed oft from making surreptitious sketches of un suspecting choir singers and is de veloping a crayon likeness of a well known lady. Mr. and Mrs. George Darrow have moved into their new house, 614 South Twenty-second. Thomas Kllpatrlck has arrived from Cleveland and is established in his new position as one of the firm of Tootle & Maul. Miss Stevens of Council Bluffs is visiting Miss Hoagland while her parents are in California, At a alx-handed progressive euchre party held at the home ot Colonel and Mrs. H. C. Akin, on Catherine street, Mr. Howell won the first prize and Mr. Pratt the booby. Mrs. A. S. Van Kuren gave a lunch eon at her home on St Mary's avenue. She waa assisted in entertaining by Mesdames Colpetier, Troxell, Wake field, Orr and Dietz. This Day in History. 1764 Earl Grey, prime minister of England, by whom the first reform bill was carried, born. Died July 17, 1845. 1815 Genera! Jackson received news of the treaty of Ghent and learned for the 11 rat time that his victory at New Orleans had occurred two weeks after peace had been con cluded. 1829 Richard Coke, governor of Texas and United States senator, born at Wllllamsburgh, Va. Died at vfaco, Tex., May 14, 1897. 1848 Chicago board ot trade or ganized. 1879 Marriage of Duke of Con naught and Princess Louise Margaret of Prussia. 1881 Czar Alexander II of Russia asaaasinated by explosion of a bomb. 1887 Germany, Austria and Italy signed a treaty of alliance against Russia and France. 1895 Secretary Gresham directed the American minister at Madrid to demand prompt reparation for the fir ing on the steamer Alliance by a Span ish gunboat. 1900 President of the United States offered to mediate between Great Brit ain and the Boera, 1901 Benjamin Harrison, twenty third president of the United States, died at Indianapolis. Born at North Bend, 0., August 20, 1833. 1916 The province of Manitoba adopted prohibition. The Day We Celebrate. Dr. E. C. Henry is president of the Rotary club and is also 47 years old today. He counts Illinois as his native state. George G. Squires is 72 today. He was born in Davenport, Ia., and waa one of the first two graduates of the high school there in the spring of 1864. He came to Omaha In 1866. General Sir James Wolfe Murray, one of the prominent British com manders on the western front, born sixty-four years ago today. Fairfax Harrison, president of the Southern railway and one of the spe cial commissioners to direct trans portation in caae of war, born in New York forty-eight years ago today. Oswald G. Villard, New York editor and publicist, born at Wiesbaden, Ger many, forty-five years ago today. Rt. Rev. Joseph S. Glass, Catholic bishop of Salt Lake City, born at Bushnell, 111., forty-three years ago today, Charles S. Haskell, first state gov ernor of Oklahoma, born In Putnam County, Ohio, llfty-seven years ago today. J. Franklin Baker, third baseman of the New York American league base ball team, born at Trappe, Mil., thirty-one years ago today. George Sutton, veteran professional billiard player, born at Wavorly, N. Y., fifty-three years ago today. Timely Jottings and Reminders. At the annual meeting of the Penn sylvania railroad today stockholders will be asked to approve an Increase ot the authorized indebtedness of the company to the extent of 175,000,000. Two thousand delegates from all over the south are expected in New Orleans today for the opening conven tion of the Laymen's Missionary Union of the Presbyterian Church. The third annual conference on game breeding and preservation, under the auspices of the American Game Protective and Propagation society, will open today at the , Waldorf-Astoria, In New York City. The commission on missions of the Congregational National council, of which Henry C. King of Oberlln col lege Is .chairman, will meet at the Broadway tabernacle in New York City today to decide on a recommen dation to be made to the council re garding amemorial fund to Blgnallse the 800th anniversary of American Congregationalism. Storyetle of the Day. Mr. and Mrs. Tompkins had "ex pectations" from their rich old Uncle Edward. So. when he came to them on a few days' visit, they prepared to do all they could do to make a good Impression, and commenced by meet ing him at the station. 1 On the way home In a trolley car to a Boston suburb they encouraged their only child, also named Edward, to sit on the old gentleman's knee, or, as he was stout, as much of it as was available. Presently the small boy slipped from his perch and sided over to his mother. "I don't think I want to sit on uncle's knee any more," he said. In his clear treble voice. "Oh, Teddy, why?" said mother In shocked tones. Teddy oyed his great-uncle ag grlevedly. "Because every time he breathes out he pushes me oil!" he complained. Boston Post. Dangers at Home as Well as Abroad. Chicago, March 5. To the Editor of The Bee: Let us remember that during a period In which we have lost 200 lives at sea incident to the war, we have had 20,000 citizens mur dered in this country, some of them this last year being burned at the stake. Since this war began, we have lost a half million more citizens from death by preventable causes than Ger many has lost by this war. Let this appalling fact be learned by heart. Let us also remember that the saf est Job any man has had since we became a republic was to fight a for eign toe. In our three foreign wars, all of which we began, we lost by foreign bullets fewer than 15,000 men In all of them combined. To be a fireman, policeman, miner, sailor, bridge builder or worker on a skyscraper has been a far more dangerous Job than to protect Amer icans from foreign bullets. , Compulsory military training to meet a foreign foe Is the poorest preparation we can make to meet the real dangers that now menace us. LUCIA AMES MEAD. Hull House. Taxing Industry Hinders Development. Omaha, March 9. To the Editor of The Bee: Some of these days the peo ple will reject, as unworthy of their intelligent suffrage, any man who would Introduce or vote for any ordinance placing additional burdens of taxa tion upon industry. While the ten dency all over the country in progres sive municipalities is to relieve in dustry of taxation, we have the spec tacle of the city council of Omaha placing a wheel tax upon vehicles Just another means of taxing indi rectly the people of the city and add ing that much hindrance to our own development. No Intelligent person nowadays be lieves for one instant that a tax upon a business man's wagons or goods is going to be paid by that man. There is an infallible economic law that enables him to shift it to other shoul ders. This he always does. If he did not he would not remain in busi ens. Then, too, such taxes are always in favor of monopoly. Strange as it may seem, those who have the greater number of wagons will object the least to such taxes. This for the reason that smaller expressmen, for instance, with only one or two wagons, are to some extent eliminated. The larger concerns, therefore, tend all the more to augment themselves, and the shift ing of the tax to the consumers be comes easier. Not only, however, is the tax shifted, but by the elimination of competition the price of the serv ice is increased. In short, the more you tax any form of Industry the fewer will be the num ber engaged in that industry. The smaller the number engaged In the business the more certain is the op portunity for unfair prices of service. Some day our people will see these simple truths. Then the "statesman ship" of those who support such taxes will appear contemptible. L. J. QUINBY. Information Wanted. Omaha, March 12. To the Editor of The Bee: If the Welfare board is to take over the work of the police department and the Boy Scouts take on the duties ot the street cleaning and sanitation department, will the police and sanitation departments turn over their respective funds or will the funds be duplicated? What Is the object for the relin quishment, anyhow incompetency or the hook worm? J. C. A TAXPAYER. State University Finances. Lincoln, March 12. To the Editor of The Bee: I listened to the debate Wednesday in the house of represent atives and it is surprising to note how many representatives confessed their ignorance on the financing of the university.- If these men would do right by their constituents they would re frain from voting on matters they know nothing about. I believe in a big university for Nebraska, but on the other hand I believe that all de partments should be held to a strict accounting in the expenditure of funds, and if it were so the people would not oppose the granting of money for the university. To understand the financing of the university one should study the report issued by the board of regents. First, the classification sheet, and then the detailed Information given In tho re port: for instance, the "aocredited schools" given on the classification sheet is $9,027.31. The detailed infor mation in the statement amounts to the following: Mr, A, salary, page 70, $4,800; Mr. B, salary, page 75, HOW GOOD THAT , HUSTEROLE FEELS! It Gets to That Sore Spot Like Magic A-a-hl That's delicious relief for those tore muscles, those stiff joints, that lame back. Musterole is a clean, white ointment made with the oil of mustard and other home simples. It does the work ' of the old fashioned mustard plaster, minus the plaster and minus the blister I You simply rub Musterole on the spot where the pain is rub it on briskly and usually the pain is gone. No muss, no bother. Just comfort ing, soothing relief first a gentle glow, then a delightful sense of cool ness. And best of all, no blisters tike the old-fashioned mustard plaster used to make. Use Musterole for sore throat, bron chitis, tonsilitis, croup, stiff neck, asthma, neuralgia, headache, conges tion, pleurisy, rheumatism, lumbago, pains and aches of the back or joints, sprains, sore muscles, bruises, chil blains, frosted feet and colds of the chest (it often prevents pneumonia). l.HIMiatili!!i!liil;iltiliiltiaiilia.iliili.litltilnl!ili.!tl:!lia I Market Week Visitors ! WELCOME ? to the Art Galleries I ! , of the I I A. HOSPE CO., I I 1513 Douglas St. I i!llll.lltll!lllllltlli!.1ll!ltl.lliil..l.!l:il!;li:lll.ll'ill7l:'lni,, Ji.40S.83: Miss C, salary, page 8.1, 11,430: Miss D, salary, page "4, 11,731.12. (This Item Is not clear, as there Is a combination in it, but it comes from the same office.) Next comes the maintenance: Mr. A, trav eling expenses, page 114, ilS9.20; Mr. B, traveling expenses, page 125, J1.0PS.38. This totals til, 627. 03. while the classification sheet shows IK, 027. 31. Why this difference, or why hide the total expense of this de partment? In the general expense there is an itetn for telephone amounting to $8,077.95, and I will venture to say a large per cent of this amount comes from the above named office. The farm campus has been quite detailed In its statement. Why not be Just bs specific on the city campus? In my opinion the representatives ought to take the time, even though the session Is about to come to a close, to see that each department of the university gives a clear, undivided statement of funds used by it and do away with the "slush fund" which has caused so much bitterness every two years. OWEN P. STEWART. LINES TO A LAUGH. "What does your friend do?" "He'i a professor ot philosophy." , "Urn. Most of us have ft little phlton ophy, I s'pose. I t very few ever accumu late enough to be a professor at It." Louisville Courier-Journal. "Did your husband die a natural death?" w asked Mrs. Malaprop. "Oh, no." aha replied. "He had a doctor." Cincinnati Inquirer. Norah The lady next door want t'borry a bit of coal, mum. Mrs. Blank Tell her we ara already bor rowing our coal from the people on the Other side of ua. Boston Transcript. "Well, ma got rid of a lit of pills she'd been saving for tlin last ten days." "I hope she didn't take that old medi cine." "Nope.' Gave "em to Tommy for his air gun." Chicago Post. ro propose hm nc arcmt oft apcwwvT? VML ML look MttOftAto MH SHE $NS "NO'i "In hope of getting a grin out of tn Judge and a lighter sent once, I gave tn name ot William Shakespeare." "How did It work?" "All to the bad. The Judge was one of these her Baconian fans and had It In tor Shakespeare. He gimme thirty days extra." New York Times, "I heard your daughter was crasy for a career. How did you cure her of it?" "I promised her if she gave up hei stage aspirations I'd give her a big church wedding.'' Baltimore American. 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