THF BEE: OM.HA, SATURDAY, MARCH 10, 1917. THE;0MAHA-BEE DAILY (MORKINO-EVENINO-SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER. EDITOR TUB BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR. Entered at Omaha poitoffica as aecond-claaa matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, Br Carrier. Dan' end SustUr Pet sMMk, J- Oillr without Sunder hnuiBI and aiunUy k.-vnuif without Sunday uader Bee onlr , " Bead sours of tuw of address n irretulsrltr la detmrf to Osteite Bee, UrcuUUoa lepinniL II) Hill. 4.00 tM .w : oo ,.!0.M REMITTANCE mil t drift, nrfM or ltl ordrr. ur.Tr I wl Heme tk l garment of (mill accounts. I'erKil ehess. ueept OB Omits and HHorm eiehMs. hot screpted. ' "offices. tmlt-TM B Unlldlni. 1'l.lc.io Pmli'i Os Bulldtfif. outs Omsr.-MI ! SI. "I Lincoln-Little Biitldtng. Wirtitnitno-. ?l Hth ft. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE ideml twMauntrsttas relume to ami sad editorial Butter Is Ontiha Bre, EdltarUl Department. FEBRUARY CIRCULATION 54,592 Daily Sunday, 50,466 Sterile cifooUttoB for tho month subscribed sod sworn to hi Dvujkt WUJUns, circulation aUnsitr. Subscribers lesvlng the city ehould bava Tha Bee Bullae t thorn. Addreee chenged as niton aa requoetod. Prayer and publicity are a great team. Saving the teed spells safety first for farmers and the next year's crop. One reformer demands prayers for "some of our leading citizens." Why such-invidious dis crimination?! i But the lid wouldn't tilt unless someone tried to tilt itl A little reformation work with the lid titters might help some. Although scarcely begun, the 1917 obituary list Is already filling up with notables. Remember the (Jrim Reaper loves a shining mark. Reported discovery of a wireless station near the City of Mexico suggests the pertinent ques tion: "Where did Carrlnza get the money?" Viewed from the price list of table necessities l merry-go-round in vegetable garden, at a meant of profitable recreation, beats a dozen in i park, Reference to the legislative score board of stringed speeches leaves no doubt that several coming' statesmen ia easily qualify for the fili buster championship. It will be noted in connection with the British report on the Dardanelles tragedy that the bur den of obloquy-is placed on Lord Kitchener, who cannot answer; back because he is dead. In "other words, our amiable democratic con temporary emphatically approves the president's order 'ior selection of postmasters by competi tive examination provided he does not mean it. It must be on the theory that the first shall be. last and the last shall be first that the legis lation 'qualifying Nebraska to share in the fed eral good roads appropriation has been kept from having right-of-way.- Wholly aside from the theological phase of the question, a layman may be permitted to en quire if a ministerial servant, it justified in putting up to the' Master prayer test calling for a pre liminary knockdown? Washington authorities are said to be alarmed ' by. the establishment of direct wireless communi cation between Germany and Mexico. While we are insisting on freedom of the seas, how can we object to freedom of the air over the seas? , Real "improvements" in the railway mail serv ice will always be welcome, but "improvements" that merely demoralize the' service and delay de livery of the mails, tinder the pretense of saving the salary of a clerk or a carrier, will never be popular. . . Cheer up! The country is safe I When six wise judges suspend regular duties and solemnly an alyze the whichness of the wherefore of a county job, he who entertains a doubt of the self-sacrificing spirit of American patriotism lifts himself into the shelf of hopeless cynics. Otoe county farm land bringing $190 an acre at forced sale sets a Jtbt pace for neighboring counties. ' Considering present values of farm products the sale price it not excessive. Its chief emphasis lies in showing that farm ownership nowadays represents more solid capital than ever cheered the dreams of homesteaders. As a war machine Count Zeppelin's monster airships proved more frightful in the advance no tices than' in execution. Practically useless in -day time, their operations at night were handi capped by "low visibility" of targets, white their great bulk offered effective targets for invisible guns. Their efficiency as airjiavigators was dem onstrated in peace times, but the stress of war added little to it Long before the shadows gathered about the distinguished inventor he was a regretful observer of the supremacy of the aero . plane as a factor in war. A Real Achievement -Washington root- While slaughter continues in Europe on a scale never dreamed of by historians of the past, the United States has been making steady pro gress in its life-saving campaign and in the pres ervation of health, ihe health bureaus ot the federal government and the various states, as well as energetic private organizations, have sub' stantially reduced the number of deaths from tuberculosis. The railroads have reduced the number of train accidents and grade crossing casualties. -Probably in no branch of this national en deavor has there been an advance more marked than in savins lives at the coal mines. , Fewer men lost their lives in American coal mines during 1916 than in any year of the last ten, although the yearwat the most prosperous in the history of mining, with more men employed and a greater tonnage taken from the earth than ever before. The army of mine workers numbered more than 750,000. Three and three-tenths of each thousand was the percentage of killed by acci dent,"' the lowest death rate in eighteen years and the lowest on record per ton of coal mined. This great advance in like saving has been due largely to the skillful work of the federal bureau of mines, as well as to the helpful co-operation of the mine owners and the workmen themseves. 1 he saving in life may seem insignificant in com' parison with the enormoiu loss of life by willful destruction in Europe, but it is this saving in time of peace that marks the real progress of virilization. The, President Acts, In announcing his intention to permit the arm ing of merchant ships flying the American flag and issuing a proclamation for an extra session of congress, President Wilson has set out to retrieve a blunder which could easily have been avoided. His power to authorize the armament for protec tive purposes of American vessels is neither great er nor less now that it has been at any time since he took office. If his present action is within the scope of his constitutional prerogative it might have been done without appeal to congress when ever in his judgment conditions demanded. Bet ter late, however, than never. It was the course the president chose in going about to reach the point he has at last attained that precipitated the deplorable filibuster and caused the failure of important legislation that makes an extra session of congress imperative. Americans generally approve the president's ex pressed determination to keep us out of war, but they also expect redemption 'of his pledget to up hold American rights and protect the lives of American citizens everywhere. If he is now pre pared to act firmly along the lines admmittedly within his constitutional authority and also to recognize the equal responsibility of congress for preserving the public peace and safety, he will make headway against the sea of trouble that has almost overwhelmed him. New Rule Governing Senate Debate. Limited cloture has been adopted by the United States senate, its application to be deter mined by the assent of two-thirds of the members. This indicates a willingness on part of the senate to avoid future filibusters by making them almost impossible. So long as the present rule prevails one or two men will no longer be able to force their will on the body, except in the very closing hours of a session. The two-thirds rule will have another effect, important to some degree, espe cially in such a crisis as that of last week, for it will require an expression of opinion from all the senators through a vote of assent or dissent before the main question is put. , Senators who are in opposition to the president resent, and properly so,, vigorously hit public ex pressions denouncing them as "unpatriotic." In his chagrin at being refused a "blank check" the president evidently overlooked the fact that he was criticising a co-ordinate branch of the gov ernment, into whose keeping the making of war is placed by the constitution. He asked for the keys to the temple of Janus, and, failing to get them, exhibits a degree of petulance that doet not well comport with the seriousness of the sit uation. The ambiguity of the phrase, "other instrumen talities," not only mystified the senate, but has left the whole public guessing. More of open ness and less of insistence on his own views might have saved Mr, Wilson quite bit of em barrassment,. It is not too late to remedy the matter,. The new rule will permit the passage of the armed neutrality measure in any form two thirds of the senators may agree to. Mora Postal False Economy. The Commercial club of Omaha is rightly protesting against the latest manifestation of false ecenomy by the Pottoffice department. Not content with making the local postoffice run frightfully short-handed, regardless of its rapidly growing business, the economizers at Washing ton are now crippling the railway mail service, with the contequence that the transmission and delivery of mail Is more delayed and irregular than ever. No one objects to the Postoffice de partment organizing its forces upon an efficiency basis, cutting out waste and slack and requiring of employes a full day's work for a full day's pay, but economy attained by deteriorating the serv ice or proceeding on the idea that the people can wait for their mail until the mail clerks catch up with several dayt or weeks' accumulations, is wholly at variance with prevailing ideas of enter prise and destructive of private business that de pends upon the mails. The postal economizers seem to. forget that it it service which postoffice patrons want and are paying for. They should be politely but firmly informed that, while post office patrons njay have io take what is handed them, they cannot be made to like it or be kept from registering their dissatisfaction. .. Zeppelin, Explorer of the Air. f Count Ferdinand Zeppelin, just dead in Ger many, will live in history at the inventor of a dirigible airship that hat taken man far towards the goal of mastery of aerial navigation. Zeppe lin served in the United States during the civil war at an observer, and while on such duty he made his first balloon flight and gained an idea that never left him. During the Franco-Prussian war of 1870 he served with distinction as an offi cer of the cavalry and, was decorated for dis tinguished conduct. Following that war, while yet connected with the army, he gave his time principally to the ttudy of aeronautics, and finally impoverished himself in his efforts, to build the airship of hit dreams. The German people caught his enthusiasm and great popular sub scriptions aided him in carrying on his work, till the Zeppelin was finally brought to its pretent stage of usefulness. Before the present war much was said of the approaching trip of a Zeppelin to the United States. Hostilities intervened and the extended flights of airships have been directed to the pur. pose of attacking enemy towns. The tervice of the Zeppelin in warfare, beyond its capacity for dropping bombs, is not' yet demonstrated. Its capabilities are only partly realized, and it may be worth much more in peace than in war. At any rate, the studies and experiments of Count Zeppelin and his associates have led man far into the air, and knowledge thus gained will be of im mense value in the ultimate solution of the prob lem. The Germans may not feel like telling all they have learned during the present war, but the flights recorded must have produced something that can be put to use in times of peace. Zeppelin's faith in his ideas was not wholly re warded, but he left enough of his work to be of great assistance to his successors. Mrs. Catt shields herself behind an alleged in' terview of Attorney General Reed, printed in a Lincoln paper, which, on its face, i palpably garbled. If Madam President of the National American Suffrage association wants to be fair, why not first write, to Mr. Reed and "ask him what he really said? But, whether he used the language credited to him or not, the facts are conclusive against the "counted out" charge which Mrs. Catt has so recklessly sponsored. Rev. J. Frank Young 4 'My First Sermon "It was really serious business wilh me, as I believed all I said." 11 My first sermon was preached in a little coun try school house, a few weeks after I graduated from college. Few memories of it stay with me. The text, however, always has, as it was a very good one. It may be found in the First Book of Kings, the twentieth chapter and the fortieth verse, "And as thy servant was busy here and there, he was gone." What I said or what impfes sion was made I do not now recall. I do not think there was anything funny happened. It was a hot summer day in the state of Michigan, and the fanner folk who made up the little audi ence were tired when I began and I expect more so when I stopped, but they were kind enough to ask me to come back again, possibly because the money obligation was so slight that they thought they were not likely to be badly bur dened if I accepted. I went back several times and preached the best I could. It was really seri ous business with me, as I believed all I said and worked hard to make those who listened do the same. Pastor Westminster Presbyterian church. (Noil "My Pint Sermon" by Rov. Charles W. Savidga.) pic With all postoffice ioba removed from the belt, the prospect of. financing future congres sional campaigns takes on gobs of political gloom Catholic Directory Census There are 17.022,879 Catholics fin the United States proper according to the 1917 edition of "The Official Catholic Directory," published and copyrighted by P. J. Kenedy & Sons, New York. With sixty-four American archdioceses and dio ceses reporting increases, four showing decreases and thirty-three archdioceses and dioceses mak ing no change in the population figure the increase in the number of Catholics during the year 1916 is shown to be 458,770. According to Joseph H. Meier, the directory compiler, the figure 17,022,879 is very conserva tive, including, as it does only the figures sub mitted by the chancery officials. Taking into con sideration the "floating" Catholic population and the fact that some of important archdioceses and dioceses take up a census only at intervals of ten years, Mr. Meier teels that he is sate in saying that the Catholic population of the United States is at present nearly 19,000,000. Looking over that section which contains the data for our island possessions one finds that there are 7,342,262 Catholics in the Philippines and adding to these Philippine Catholics the num ber reported for Alaska, the canal zone, Guam, our possessions in Samoa, the Hawaiian islands and Porto Rico the total number amounts to 8,413,257. This figure does not include the Cath olics of the three recently acquired Danish West Indies. There are. therefore, under the united States flag, 25,436,136 Catholics divided as follows: Con tinental United States, 17,022,879; foreign posses lions of the United States, 8,413,257. Other figures taken from the 1917 publication show that there are 102 seminaries in the United States with 6,898 youtig men studying for the priesthood; 216 colleges for boys, 687 academies tor girls; 293 orphan asylums, 106 homes for the aged, as well as 5,687 parochial schools with an enrollment of 1,537,644 children. There are twenty-seven states in the union having a Catholic population of 100,000 or over. New York leads with a total of 2,962,971, followed by Pennsylvania, Illinois and Massachusetts in, the order named, each being in the million class. Nebraska stands twenty-fourth, with a Catholic population of 115,432. Cutting Up Big States Sea Francises) Chronicle - The lower branch of the Idaho legislature has passed a resolution for calling a constitutional convention to consider the question of dividing the state. The proposal does not seem to be the result of ill-feeling between the sections, but of a gen eral recognition of the fact that the interests of the mining and lumbering counties of the north so greatly differ from those of the agricultural sections of the south that it is expensive, incon venient and unsatisfactory to combine them in one administrative unit. Concretely expressed, each section is taxed for state services by which but one section benefits, and both feel that it would be more desirable for each section 'to pay its own bills. The people of Idaho may set a fashion. When Texas was admitted to the union it was expressly provided that whenever its -people should so de sire it might be divided into not more than four states. This provision was in contemplation of the necessity, from the viewpoint of the south, ot maintaining the influence ot the siave-noioing states in the United States senate. Happily, that particular reason for increased representation in the senate no longer exists, but it may be found that other reasons, equally potent, have grown out of the progress of the nation. The territory west of the east line of Colorado, comprising nearly one-half of the United States, , . j : .1 ; f .u. . r( nas imcresis greatly uniciuig uum i,,a swat v. tli at Vmr Thev differ, in fact, so ereatlv that the eastern people cannot be made to understand them. There are also aouDtiess temperamental differences between the oooulations. And yet the eastern half of the continent is represented at Washington by fifty-four senators, while the west has but twenty-two. The natural alignment of the western half of Texas is with the western sec- tion of the nation. And Texas, with its 265,000 square miles, is much larger than the lierman empire and win some time support a larger popu latioiu And Texas, like Idaho and California, in' dudes sections which are industrially, and per harm temneramentallv. diverse. 1 he time may come wnen in ine general inter est it may be deemed wise for the west to rear range its state lines so as to create state adminis trative units as nearly homogeneous in interest as may be found possible. At any rate, it is a subject which should be considered from the standpoint ot sense ana not sentiment. People and Events In Omfrtia Thirty Years Ago. Articles of incorporation were tiled of the Omaha Women's Christian asso ciation. The incorporators' are Me- damea P. L. Perine, J. J. McLain, J. B. Jardine, C. L. Soule, J. B. Knight, J. H. Grant, Iaabella P. Ludington, H. M. Jamea, W. J. Welshana, H. Roh- ner, H. M. Mr-Cagus, M. E. Pratt, M. A. Ellott, E. B. Wood and W. V. Doo llttle. , Joe Needham, the affable and popu lar clerk of Cozzens, had gone east and hla friends say he was drawn Professional dienitv docs not stand in the way when safety points to a window. Back in Ke nosha. Wis., two doctors fled through a window to escape the artillery of a father enraged be cause his 5-year-old daughter died under the knile. The window surtered all the carnage. Between 4.000 and 5,000 persons disappear from New York City every year. Most of them do so because tliey want to. Keai mysterious ots appearances are few, so far as police records show, 4 lie most recent or mis itina is mc utsappMi nnce of Ruth Crueer. a Harlem school girl, miss ing for three weeks past Not a shadow of a clue has been discovered and her fate appears as baffling as that of Dorothy Arnold. Sigiisf spring are not limited to thtUwitters of robins. Fish stories are taking on life and snake stories are already on tap. Gloversville, N. Y.. leans to the fore-with a rattler of the latter species. Edward VanVarren had a cough--something of a corker. I Thought a "frog" was hitched to his gullet. A particularly violent spell of coughiuglcoughed up a snake as big as a lead pencil. ' Van feels better with the wigglerjout of his system, I TODAY Health Hint fur the Day. To keep the hands in good condi tion, wash with a mild soap, dry very thoroughly with a soft towel and when the hands are dry ruo in completely little glycerine of starch scented with lavender or eau de cologne. One Year Ago Today in the War. German attack on Verdun centered around Vaux. British torpedo boat and destroyer sunk by mines oil east coast of England. British relief column advanced to within seven miles of surrounded Brit ish force at Kut-el-Amara, in Mesopotamia. If Hunting for a Goat. Omaha, March 9. To the Editor of The Bee: What are the chief of police's duties? Is it really up to the commissioner to go around and see that questionable places are closed? Why always make the commissioner the goat? The fire chief is always with his men at fires. Why not our great, broad-shouldered chief of police with his men? MRS. T. K. L. Suppress Woostcr? Oh, Not Upland. Neb., March 9. To the Kdltor of The Bec I would like to know what would satisfy Mr. Woooter of Silver Creek. All letters I have read from him mtve beenx running down the present administration. Such a letter as he wrote yesterday should be kept our of your paper. A PATRIOTIC AMERICAN. thither by the attractions of a young lady in Jersey City, whom ne intends to bring back with him as his bride. Crelghton college received as a do nation from John A. Crelghton his valuable lot on the northeast corner of Nineteenth and Chicago with tne church standing on the ground. The incorporators of the new South Omaha Loan and Building association are T. Whittlesey, E. H. Hervland, E. F. Bayless, E. M. Hunt, J. A. Stlvee, E. K. Wells, Adam KeUner, H. C. Miller, C. Van Kuren, E. K. 8. Mccau, il. Bostwlck, W. C. Cok, M. J. De Graft and J. D. Jones. The marriage of Miss Mabel Dyer and George A. Stlckney occurred at ths residence of Mrs. Dyer on Far nam. Misses Lena Deltz and Mar garet Dyer acted as bridesmaids, and Messrs. F. A. Brown ana v. w. iveie- ter as groomsmen. Ths ceremony was performed by Rev. A. W. Clark of the Calvary Baptist church. H. A. Penrose and William Brewer have returned with seventy-six ducks which they bagged In two and a half hours near Bellevue. This Day In History. , 1804 The uDDer Louisiana terri tory was transferred to the United States. 1814 French defeated' by allies (mostly Prussians) at Laon. 1817 gamuel Meredith, an officer of ths revolution and first treasurer of ths United States, died at Belmont, Pa. Born In Philadelphia in 1741. 1847 American army under Gen eral Winfield Scott began the invest ment of Vera Crui. 1851 Second constitutional conven tion of Ohio, which had adjourned from Columbus to Cincinnati on ac count of cholera, completed its labors and adjourned. 1863 Marriage of Princess Alex andra of Denmark and the prince of Wales. 1872 Giuseppe MazzinI, lamoua Italian patriot, died at Pisa. Born at Genoa June 22, 1805. 1891 A great fire in Boston de stroyed nearly $5,009,000 of property and several Uvea 1895 Spanish cruiser Relna Re gents foundered in Trafalgar Day, with loss of over 400 Uvea ' 1902 William H. Moody of Massa chusetts was appointed secretary of the navy. .1911 The International peace bureau at Berne, Switzerland, sent a circular letter to all the powers, urg ing ths limitation of armaments as proposed by the United States con gress. 1912 Yuan Shi Kal was Inaugu rated president ot China. The Day We Celebrate. Walter V. Graham, accountant, was born March- 10, 1869. He is a native Nebraakan and attended the Univer sity of Nebraska. For ten years he was in tne auditing oeparuneui ths Burlington. , Congressman John J. Fitzgerald or New York,, chairman of the appro priations committee of the house, born in Brooklyn, N. Y., forty-five years ago today. Arthur Reynolds, noted Chicago banker and financier, born at Pan dora, la., forty-nine years ago today. Rt. Rev. John Hazen White, Epis copal bishop of South Bend, Ind., born In Cincinnati sixiy-eigui. w today. ' Anna Vaughn Hyatt, noted woman sculptor, who designed the Jeanne d'Arc statue recently erected In New York City, born at Cambridge, Mass., forty-one years ago today. Rt. Rev. Theodore I. Reese, bishop coadjutor of the Episcopal diocese of eouthern Ohio, born in New York City forty-four years ago today.. Everls A. Hayes, representative In congress of the Eighth California dis trict, born at Waterloo, biaij two years ago today. Timely Jottings and Reminders. Suarar cards are to come Into opera tion In Francs today. Sunday is tne day nxea ior ine imm elections for Tjreaident and mem- hera of congress, according to recent advices received In Washington. The grand loage oi tne t trm.nn nf fienrriA and Florida, an organization composed of persons of German aescciu, to u" Aa.r mt Tn flfKnnvIl le. Teams representing uoruen Ohio State universities are to engage in an Intercollegiate debate at Colum bua today on the subjeoet otunlver- i milltnrv service. Tnrlav has been set a Dart as Orange day in California, and an invitation has been extended to all the other states in the union to participate in the festivities. The twenty-first annual National VmmAmr nd Rreedera' show, an ad junct of the annual convention of the Cattle Raisers' Association of Texas, Wto have its formal opening tonight at Fort Wortn. Storyctte of the Day. 1 When It comes to repartee trust the Rotary club to have a quota under steam all the time. Just for Instance: At a recent meeting of the club Roltare Eggleston was, on the floor railing for volunteer performers for th forthcoming Rotary minstrel hnw ' "I can play a flute," Walter Kipp shouted- ' Somebody suggested that- Harry Stormont could play trap drums. "Tiaim E&aieAeld can Dlay horse, piped Frank Shepard. The laugh went round and everybody thought Shepard had it on Eggleston, but the t.ith mnnuH came back with: "We'll book him. Somebody has to haul the baggage." Indianapolis News. ' More Equilibrium Needed. Omaha, March 8. To the Editor of The Bee: I noticed a very violent and vehement outburst in your columns a few days -ago from a young man from North Platte, who signed his name "Byron B. Oberst," because of what I had said about the Boy Scouts. What I wrote was simply my own opinion, and the opinion of a good msny others, and If the young man does not like to stead what 1 write for the papers there is no law com pelling him to read my articles. If I could write or say or do things that would please every person living, I would be able to do what Christ him self was unable to do when He waa on earth, for He was able to please only a small part of the people then living. The young man Oberst would shut off my writing for the papers because I do not please him, but what I have written has pleased a great many peo ple, for I have received numerous compliments from judges of our courts' from scores of lawyers and other professional men, including min isters, from numberless business men and worklngmen. Many cut out the articles and save them. I never ex pect all to be pleased with what I write, nor do you as editor of The Bee. But even the article that Oberst takes so much umbrage at was spoken . of approvingly to me by a great many people. Even though ne is of German de scent, he need not feel so hurt over what I aald in criticism of the Ger man system of training boys for war and how to kill people as soon as they are born, for I simply crlticised the system that the people ot Germany are compelled to live under. More than 99 per cent of the people oi German birth in this country today came from Germany to escape the tyrannical government of the emperor and his fellow despots and very few of them care to go back there to live. Oberst should follow his own teach ings of self-control before he has any more such violent outbursts. He will probably gain more equilibrium as he growa older, as he is quite young yet. I want to congratulate Mr. Rod man M. Brown on his fine article. It was gotten up in fine shape, and I read it with a great deal of Interest. Yet all the scout managers do not seem to agree. Some claim they are semi-military organizations, while others claim not I do not claim they have not done some good, but like a great many other organizations it can be over done and time taken that could be put to better use a great many times. Then if the suits cost about 17 for each scout, it looks to me as if that was a pretty heavy tax on a great many people, for lew bdys oi poor people or people in moderate cir cumstances have suits that cost near 17. and there is bound to bs other expense right along. It is no won der the uniform manufacturers want them organized. I do not blame them, for they want to make some money. As I said Defore, the boys can bs ot great help in raising supplies for home use when corporations and In dividuals rob us, as they have dons this winter in the prices of all things in the lines of necessities. I know of one Boy Scout who raised enough potatoes last year for hla folks, who have a large family, to last through all of this winter. He could not have done it had he wasted time in hikes and "scouting." -If we keep on form ing organizations that take time from the realitiea ot life the high coat of living will grow each year. That is the reasonI say that we should all of us try to do something more in practical lines and a little less In the sport lines. FRANK A. AG NEW. DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. "I'd like to havo you dint at my houxo some time, old man." "Good enough. Put my aam in the pot." Kh?" "Than le, kindly deposit my vlilttns ward In the tireless cooker." Louisville Courier Journal. As'prlng Authur Candidly, now, what do you think ot my new story? The Critic Please don't ask me. Tou are so much bigger and atronger than I am. Puck. Every Day is ' "Cut Price Day" at the Rexall Drug Stores N,With prices of food stuffs and other necessities rising rapidly you owe it to your self to make your purchases where dependable merchan dise can be procured at the least expense. You can ear time and money by trading at the 5 REXALL DRUG STORES Sherman & McConnell Drug Co. Five Good Drug Stores. t0 VjPAAHEs MEH MAKE ROSE RMS rVVvvlj, N-AreiL00rr YrtE PAW! Actor I say, old man. I wish you'd an vance me $6 and take it out ot my first week's salary. Manager But, my dear fellow, auppoae It happened that I couldn't pay your first week's salary, where would I bet Boston Transorlpt. Patience she apent two monthe at the seashore laat summer, and not a man asked for her hand. Patrice Rather disappointing? "Tea, but ahe'a going to try her hand In Florida thla winter." Tonker's States man. Mrs. Toungbrlde Our cook says those eggs you sent yesterday were quit eld. Grocer Very sorry, ma'am. They were the best we could get. Tou see, all the young chickens were killed off for the holi day trade ao the old hens are the only enea left to do the layln'. 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