THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, MARCH 8. 1917,
8
By Nell Brinkley
"An Indoor Sport"
Copylrght. 1917, International Newa Bervke.
By MELLIFICIA, March 7. 1917.
Tales of Smart Folk Retold.
"Little Tales About the Great and
the Near Great" let us call today's
effusion. Two tales will be told, one
shockingly scandalous and the other
sweetly sentimental. First hear ye
the tale of the scandalized toll keeper:
One cold winter night at 2 o clock
in the morning an electric carrying
two passengers rolled across the
Douglas street bridge from Omaha
to Council Bluffs. The toll keeper
knew that car; its owners were fre
qpent patrons of the toll bridge. He
stepped forward to take his tax with
never a thought of anything wrong,
but as the door opened he started
back in horror, for a strange man had
opened the door of that car. He
peered into the machine and saw
there the familiar face of the woman
who owned it. With an air of deep
disapproval he accepted his money
and the electric went its way.
The explanation of this little scan
dal it simple. Milord, of Council
Pluffs, was away on a business trip.
Milady had been invited to share in
some Omaha gayety and, nothing
loth, had accepted. When after that
hour of night's black arch the key
stone" the company separated, i gal
lant gentleman offered to accompany
Milady to her home. Since the night
was cold enough to freeze engines,
they decided to avoid trouble by leav
ing the gentleman's car in Omaha
and to go home iu the electric. That
is why the poor tollkeeper was scan
dalized and has ever afterward re
garded Milady with dark suspicion.
Fair women and brave men, do
your hearts beat reminiscently at the
thought of your first love? One con
firmed Omaha bachelor in the ranks
of professional men is having reason
to have palpitation of the heart at
the thougat ot the first pretty maiden
who captured his affections. Since
that first time, be it said, the man has
been captured innumerable times, but
from each affair he has extricated
himself - with remarkable success.
Now, however, with hit spirit at
tuned to romance he hat been con
fronted with the love of hit early
youth. Let us call the young woman
in question Marget. Hit confession
is this: "Marget was my first love
and 1 have a mind to mal e her my
last. It takes two, though, to make
a .bargain and Marget doesn't seem
to be overly eager to be a party to
it." But
Woman's Club i-uncneon.
A patriotic note was atruck in the
uecorationt for the Omaha Woman's
club literature department luncheon
at the Blackstone, honoring four for
mer leaden of the department. Mist
Kate A. McHugh, Mrt. F. HI Cole,
Mrs. Millard Langfeld and Mrs. C
H. Mullin. Mounds of yelicif daf
fodils, for the club color, wer sur
rounded by American flags and a
small , American flag marked each
place., Ffty guests were present.
Theater Party and Tea.
Mist Marjorie Menotd entertained
at an Orpheum party, followed by tea,
at the Fontcnelle in honor of Miss
Mildred Foote, who leaves soon for
her new home in Pasadena, Cal. A
basket of pink roses formed the cen
terpiece for the tea table,
Today'a Affairs.
Mi. and Mrs. Alex Kick are enter
taining four tables at bridge this eve
ling. ; . ;
Mr. and Mrs. Branch Curtis will en
tertain at a dinner party this even
ing for Miss Madeline Kaiter of Chi
cago and Mr, Fritz Frieze. A basket
of pink 'and white tulipt will be the
c Merpiece. Saturday evening Mr.
and Mrs. Curtis will give a theater
party at- "Chin Chin" for Miss Kaiser.
Mrs, -Carl Palm entertained her
Five Hundred club at luncheon at the
Rome; .The club was to have met
with Mrs. J. G. Quick at the Com
mercial .club.
Tea for Miss Stone.
Mist Eugenie Patterson will enter
tain at tea at the Fontcnelle Saturday
afternoon for Miss Laura Stone of
WyanluSing, Fa., who it the guest of
Miss Elizabeth Keed.
Galll-Curcl Recital Tickett.
Membership sale of tickets for
Amelita Galli-Curci'a re-ilal at the
Boyd theater March 22 under the aus
pices of the Tuesday Morning Musi
cal club opens March IS. The public
sale of tickett begint March 19,
Betrothal Announcement!.
Announcement of Rabbi Louis
Bernstein's engagement to Miss Fan
nie Steiner, daughter of Mrs. Eman
uel Steiner, was made in St, Joseph
Sunday, Rabbi Bernstein, who heads
Atfath Joseph synagogue, it a form
er Omaha boy, a brotiier of "Mogy"
and 'Nathan Bernstein and Miss Rose
Bernstein. He is president of the
.Missouri Board of Charities and Cor
, rections and it active in all civic
and tocial welfare movements. He is
an orator of great power.
Misa Steiner is a graduate of the
Indianapolis Conservatory of Mu
sic and since coming to St. Joseph
less than two years ago hat been
heard at a vocalist in a number of
musical affairs. She lived in Cam
ron, Mo., formerly.
Mrs. Steiner and the betrothed
-ouple . will receive next Sunday at
Hie Dome ot Mist Sterner s grand
mother, Mrt. J. Block.
Mrt. L. F. Warren announces the
engagement of her-daughter. Myrtle.
to Thomas Winfield Scott, the mar
riage to take place tne last oi thit
month. The wedding will be a quiet
hume affair, with only the members
oi the immediate family present. The
' young couple will make their home
n Omaha.
uertonal Mention.
Mr. and Mrs. D. C Berryman, who
. returned trora an extended southern
:rip a few weeks ago and have been
living at the Colonial, will leave thit
week for St. Louis, M04 where they
will make their future home.
Mrt. Charlet Black will arrive in
Chicago next week from New Orleant
and will be joined by her titter Mrt.
11. E. Cotton, who will remain for
several months to purtue her ttudiet
111 interior decorating at Mitt
Church's school of fine arti.
Mrt. C. D. Beater and children,
who have been having a teriout liege
with the grip, are now well again.
The Misset Margaretha Grimmel,
Mildred Rhoadet, Alice Rushton and
Beatrice Johnson will be week-end
I ' 1 '''' " ' - 1 1
GAME of gratitude, wherein
l winter twilight when all the
look through a bundle of
WILL HEAD P. E. 0. SISTER
HOOD ANOTHER TERM.
At IhV annml cten tit nflirra
of rhanlr It P nl tli P K n
sisterhood, which was held Tuesday
atternoon at tne ftome ot Mrs. J. VV.
Hazlett, Mrs. Frank C, Patton was
re-clectetd president; Mrs. J. L. Har
rington, vice president; Mrs..W, H.
Peacock, recording sprrptarvi.' Mm
T. J. Haas, corresponding secretary;
mi 3. .j. vv. riazieii, treasurer; Mrs.
Eugene Brown, chaplain, and Mrs. E.
t. Rnrll o.iarH llpUifitpt tl,
supreme con en t ion will be elected
ai tne next regular meeting in two
weeks.
guests at the Kappa Kappa Gamma
house in Lincoln this week, when
they will attend the annual formal
dancing party of the torority.
For Mitt Bucknam.
Miss Lizbcth Bucknam of War.
ren, 111., who is visiting Mrs. F. H.
cole, is receiving much tocia. atten
tion in an informal manner durinir
her stay. Mrs. M. D. Cameron gave
a luncneon at tne university club
Monday for Miss Bucknam: Tuesdav
she wat entertained at luncheon at
the Fontenetle by Dr. Le Rqy Crum
mer and Mr. Harry O'Neill, and at
uic luesuay Morning Musical club
recital by Mrs. W. G. Ure. Mr. and
Mrt. Cole and their euest will he
entertained at dinner by Miss Kate
Mcriugn rriuay evening.
College Clubt Meet.
Mrs. Henry i'ierpont entertained
ten members of the Smith College
mumnae association wnen the aft
ernoon was spent informally with
needlework, and at 5 nVlnu ......
terved. , i
Mrs. J H. Beaton was hostess to
the ttni-kfnrri Coll.... A I..
assu-
ciatlon. Fifteen members were pres
ent, ine pariort were decorated in
tweet peas and the afternoon wat
tpent sewing for the Christmas ba-
ar.
Miss Halcyon Cotton entertained
the Wellesley club at her home, when
all the members excepting two were
present After the business meeting
the afternoon was tpent informally
with tewing, until tea time.
Newa of the Visitors.
Mrs. Will Magenau of Fremont
spent the day with Miss Kate Mc
Hugh. Mrs. Henry Meyer and Rev. and
Mrs. Robert Flockhart are entertain
ing Mrs. J. A. Balle of Den.son, la.,
who arrived yesterday. Only a few
informal family affairs are being
planned for her, owing to the Lenten
season.
Mrt. Leo B. Cusick of Sioux City
it here for a visit with her parenta
Rev. and Mrt. W. H. Kcarns.
Mist Gertrude Reed of Topeka,
Kan, it visiting Alrt. E. B. Ran
som,
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you make yourself cozy on a rug of a
Sunday company has gone home, and
the photographs of your old beaux, a
KINGS AND QUEENS
'. DWELUN OMAHA
Kaisers, Napoleon Bonaparte
Washington and Alexander
Fellow Citizens Here.
SNOW IS ALWAYS WITH US
By A. R. GROH.
From "Rignar F, Aabel" all the way
through its yi6 pages to "Jno Zymola"
the new Omaha directory ,s an inter
esting study in nomenclature.
We discover, for example, that,
thjugh this is a republic, we have
seven Princes, a whole page full of
Kings', one Uucti, fourteen Dukes,
five Earls and six Lords right here
in Omaha. But ihere are only two
Subjects foi all this royalty to rule
over.
vVe have no less than twenty-seven
Kaisers and two of these are named
William. There h War here already
Hoche Areyano Kingef War is the
full name.
Napoleon Bonaparu Washington
holds the palm for greatness of name
in Omaha. The name of Caesar has
died out, though we have two named
Hannibal and many Alexanders
Let us now turn to the weather.
We have one Sunshine and no Rain,
seven named Snow, twenty-four Frost
(including Winter Frost, a cigar sales
man, two Wind, one Blizza:!, six
Flood, four Cloud, twelve Storm and
one Ice, the last mentioned, strange
lo say, is a iircm:..i.
One Is Light.
One of our citizens is Light and
four are Dark. A half-page of them
are Long, twenty-three are Short and
two are Shorter. Six are High, four
are Low and three are Lower. Eight
een are Sweet and four are Sauer.
Thirteen are Good and one Goodno.
But none are Bad.
One Beer, fourteen Beers and two
Winet are in town who won't be at
fected by the prohibition law.
Let's have a look at the cost of liv
ing now. We have one Butcher, but
no Meat. We have a whole page of
Bakers, but no Bread, Pie nor Cake.
We have some Salters, but no Salt
We have some Sugarmans, but no
Sugar. VVe have pages of Millers, but
no Flour.
We have no Beef, but sixteen
Bacons and six Hams (one of the lat
ter is a butcher). Also fifteen Lambs,
thirteen Fish and one Oyster. We
have one Chick, but no Chicken, and
one Turk, but no Turkey.
Nominal Menu.
Further on the menu we find one
Soup, seven Beans, manv Pease, two
Corns, seven Coffees (but no Tea,
Chocolate or Milk), twenty-one Rices,
seven Peppers, one Orange, three
Peaches, two Candys, two Pickets and
one Dessert
There are twelve Darlings, four
Honeyt (but no Honeybunches),
eighteen Sweets, four Pettys.
in the realm of finance we find one
Money and one Moneymaker, eight
Nickels, but not a Cent, Dime or Dol
lar. Also two Coppers, one Gold,
eleven Silvers and one Check. Twenty-one
Omahant are Rich and one . is
Richer.
There ar twenty-four Dayt in
Omaha and teventeeen Weeks Also
two Nights and five Noons, but no
Morning.
Safe
Milk
or Infanta
lanfids
.Substitute
Cot YOU
SaaafMn
A Nutritious Diet for All Ages.
Keep Horlick't Alwayi on Hand
Quick Lunch; Horn or Office.
When in BOSTON Stay at thb
, HOTEL BRUNSWICK
' BOYLSTON ST., COR. CLARENDON, FaeiNO Concv tauani
givuiour civic wbea wsliUrint.
luaorun Plan. Iimu Room, i.0 up with tm tt.oo uf.
boul a.ao "
mmm Pun. t.00 rta . ihio t. JONia. hiit
foot ball hero, the frightened, fly-away looking one who could read all the
Greek plays in Greek; the conceited one, with fat cheeks; the really dear
one, who played the piano sideways and talked his songs; the one is a
WOMEN CHASE MAN
IHOSTOLE AUTO
Seventy-Year-Old Lady Wants
to Follow Thief Into an
Alley.
THRILLING TAXICAB RACE
A thrilling pursuit in a uxicab re
sulted in the recovery of an automo
bile owned by Mrs. H. J. Hackett,
4622 Bedford avenue.
When Mrs. Hackett discovered her
car had been stolen she leased a taxi
cab and in company with her 70-year-old
mother began a still hunt of
her own about town. At Twenty
fourth and Leavenworth streets she
spied her car with a single man occu
pant She immediately gave pursuit.
The thief saw her and the race was on.
The thief attempted to escape his
pursuers by deviating in his path
many times, but the taxicab contain
ing the rightful owner always kept
him in sight and even began to gain
on him. At Twenty-second and Pop-
pleton avenue the tmet gave it up as
a bad job, took advantage of a mo
mentary opportunity as the pursuing
taxicab was several feet away, stopped
the machine, leaped from it and made
his escape up an adjacent alley.
Mrs. Hackett's aged mother was
eager to continue pursuit of the thief
on foot and would have gone after
him herself if Mrs. Hackett had not
restrained her.
Body of Cather Baby is
Brought Here for Burial
The 4-month-old baby girl of Mr.
and Mrs. Koy C. Cather that died at
their home last week was brought
here for burial. The funeral was held
at the home of Mrs. John C. Cather
Tuesday atternoou and burial was m
Forest Lawn. Mrs. Shorter, mother
of Mrs. Koy C. Cather, came from
Chicago to attend the funeral.
Mr. and Mrs. Roy C. Cather lived
in Omaha all their liver until a few
months ago, when, by the Union Pa
cific, Mr. Cather, who it in the com
pany's employ, was transferred to
Denver.
Visiting Nurses to Have
Branch in Council Bluffs
The Visiting Nurse association of
Omaha next Monday morning will
open a branch in Council Bluffs. Miss
Athena Eggleston will be in charge.
Superintendent Randall was in the
Bluffs on Tuesday making arrange
ments for this extension work.
CELEBRATED
HATS
Spring Styles
Now on Sale
JOHN B. STETSONS
CROFUT AND. KNAPPS
BORSALINOS
Sliea Wt to 8
$4.00 to $20
611 SOUTH 16TH ST. .
Jill!
SAVIDGE DEMANDS
APOIM AT ONCE
Writes Letter to Proprietors of
Underworld, Demanding Im
mediate Restitution.
THREATENS COURT ACTION
Averring that he will not rest un
til restitution has been made for
charges he says were made against
him by a man who ejected him from
the Underworld saloon and dance
hall Saturday night, Rev. Charles W.
Savidge has written to the proprie
tors ot the place a letter in which he
makes the demand that apoligies be
forthcoming within proper time or he
will take the matter before the courts
of the city.
frightiul words were said against
the character of my dead mother,"
declared the minister, "and 1 will not
rest until restitution has been made."
Mr. Savidge this morning visited
the police station before sending his
letter to the owners of the resort.
The minister is trying to identify the
rman who performed the "bouncing."
folice, however, were unable to give
him any aid owing to the .neager de
scription the preacher gives of the
man. Mr. Savidge is not even sure
whether the man was clean-shaven or
whether he wore a mustache. His
meager description was that he was
dark, was about 40 years old and
weighed anywhere -from 145 to 165
pounds.
Writes, to Proprietors.
Because he does not know the iden
tity of the man who he says ejected
him, the minister addressed his let
ter to the proprietors of the place.
His letter reads in part:
1 went into your saloon on Sat
urday e.ening. When you saw me
taking notes ot the doings in there.
you came to me and ordered me from
your place. You followed close on
my heels and witn imprecations and
curses and fierce gestures you drove
me from your place. At certain
points you laid hands on me and i
have been kept awake a number of
nights with a hand and finger that is
seriously damaged.
Must Retract Charges.
You made three charges against
me that I desire satisfaction for. The
first was as 1 left you spoke some
frightful words against the character
of my dead mother. You held up her
name and her character to the vilest
reproach that human mind can con
ceive or vile lips utter.
Alter 1 had gotten away trom the
door you still followed me and pub
Jii
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ft in a Tmri.tr of wmys-braUl for bn-ldut, cold for ; . . . . . awr aFtFtR
luncheon, baked for dinner. Look for Arraoura blua - i g t. ; ( . ; fctffK
Kxiyailow Oval- Label-it Idenuneatha beat in over a T iilrn'r " T. ' " f iijff-f frj'
huoiradappetudng fold products. i-c:l:p
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5 106Ooke, Nek. W.I..Willitoi.aithQ. So. 1740. Clinvm IM niMAUA
royally splendid cowboy makeup; chapperos, tall-hat, silver spurs, "cac
tuses" and all, who had never ridden anything but the Santa Fe train out
west, and-and-and and arc so deeply grateful that you missed having
one of them. NELL BRINKLEY.
licly proclaimed that while I wore
the garb of a minister and posed as
a preacher of righteousness that I
was as vile a wretch as ever dis
graced the handiwork of God. You
made the statement that my relations
to the brides at whose marriage altar
1 presided was vile in the extreme.
"Just outside of your door you
grasped my cane and with your face
within a few inches of mine and your
features white with rage and your
teeth clenched you declared with a
loud voice that you now proposed to
cut open my bowels and throw my
dead body on the dump of the city.
"I now ask that you come to me
in person and that you confess these
things, that you ask my forgiveness
and the forgiveness of God and that
you make such other restitution as
this case demands, and if -you do not
do it in a proper time I shall bring
you before the courts of this city, for
I propose to know whether I am liv
ing on the confines of hell or whether
I have cast my lot in a decent, civ
ilized and law-abiding city."
Mrs. Kugel Breaks Down
Under the Nervous Strain
Superintendent Kugel of the police
department states that recent pub
licity given him has caused his wife
to succumb to a nervous breakdown.
"I just tried to keep the papers from
her, but could not," stated the com
missioner. Mr. Kugel states he is progressing
satisfactorily in his efforts to keep the
lid clamped down tight.
Eats Candy But
Loses Her Fat
Here's joyful news for every fleshy person
who loves good thing to eat, especially those
who are denying themselves the things they
like most because of their desire to keep
down their weight or to reduce the fat with
which they are already burdened.
The famous Marmola Prescription has
been put up in convenient tablet form and
is now sold by druggists every where at
only 76 cents per large case. To get rid of
fat at the rate of two to four pounds a
week, simply take one of these little tab
lets after each meal and at bedtime until
you have reduced your weight to where you
want it. Ho wrinkles or flabbinesa will re
main to show where the fat came off.
Simply use Marmola Prescription Tablets
according to directions; they are harmless,
free from poisonous or injurious drugs and
can be used with perfect safety. Try them
for just a few weeks and get results with
out going through long sieges of tiresome
exercises and starvation diet. Get them at
any good drug store or send price direct to
Marmola Company, 864 Woodward Ave.,
Detroit, Mich., and a full site package will
be mailed to you direct in plain wrapper
and postpaid. Advertisement.
Neighborhood Posse Surrounds
Residence; No Burglar Inside
Word that a robber was iff the
home of L. E. Ainsworth, 4112 North
Twenty-third street, last night spread
with lightning rapidity about the
neighborhood. Armed with shotguns,
several of the residents surrounded
the house while a hurry call was sent
in for the police. When officers ar
rived they were unable to find any
trace of a man, whom Mrs. Ains
worth declared she heard in a room
upstairs.
TENDER THROATS
readily yield to the healing
influence of 7
It soothes the inflamed mem
branes and makes richer blood
to repair the affected tissues
to help prevent tonsilitis a
or laryngitis. SCOTT'S fA
is worth insisting upon. Vjf
Scott a Bowm. Bloecoftold, N. J, lt-lt Jk
STOMACH UPSET? 1
Get at the Real Cause Take Dr.
Edwards' Olive Tablets
That's what thousands of stomach
sufferers are doing now. Instead of
taking tonics, or trying to patch up a
poor digestion, they are attacking the
rtal cause of the ailment clogged liver
and disordered bowels.
Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets arouse
the liver in a soothing, healing war.
When the liver and bowels are per
forming their natural functions, away
goes indigestion and stomach troubles.
If you have a bad taste in your
mouth, tongue coated, appetite poor,
laay, don't-care feeling, no ambition or
energy, troubled with undigested foods,
you should take Olive Tablets, the sub
stitute for calomel.
Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets are a
purely vegetable compound mixed with
olive oil.. You will know them by their
olive color. They do the work without
griping, cramps or pain.
Take one or two at bedtime for quick
relief, so you can eat what you like.
At 10c and 25c per box. All druggists.
Bee Want Ads Are Boosters.
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