THE BEE: OMAHA, MONDAY. MARCH S, 1917. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNINO-EVENING-SUNDAT FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER. VICTOR ROSE WATER, EDITOR THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY, PROPRIETOR. Entered at Omaha postofftce aa aaoond-clan snatter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Br Cemer a tWI Dally as fonder .nt anus, sto aw rear. aj.M Dal without Bunder 4Se e.SS mini end 8unu " eae S.eS (losing without lirilT " g0 " 4.N autidar Bee only , Ms " I N IHHr snd Sunday Bee, three reaio M Mhw ts.ns Bond notice of caaner of addrejs or Irregularity la deUrery Ht Omaha tiw. UreulstJoa Ifc-iarUMM. REMITTANCE. Kratt hp ataft. expmi or pontl order. Onlr toast ftanrM taken la serosal at arau amnnu. Venous' eaetaa, aeept aa watts and eeslera eicheage. aot eoeeptel OFFICES. Oeuktno Boa Building, CMctto-TtM nat true Bom Omihl-tJlJ K at m Mrt-ll ri(t Am. JVawrtl Bluffo-H It. Hala It M. toule-Bew B'r. 0 Coaanltar. Liacola UttK Bulking. WtaMaftoa 1 IIO, at. Ji. w. CORRESPONDENCE. " eeajmrnrlcerieiu wi.um a gens sad ednorlal Betes, i Oiaaba Ben, Bdluclel DnaruiaM. JANUARY CIRCULATION 64,320 Daily Sunday 49,878 arenas Btrenlatlna for t&a month esbnribod end I Wllllima ClronlsUoo stanttM. i le Or DaliM ausecribers leew,g Ika etty should kaaa Tka t sailed la nseea Address uaansad aa aftaa aa miiiilil The just closed Auto show hu 'cm ill beat until the next one. But i preacher who looks in on a public dance muit expect to be led a merry chase. . it High food price probers should take a fire department extension ladder with them. ' Hush I A lot of bills are asleep at Lincoln which yon should be careful not to waker ' Herr Zimmermann'i explanation of "the plot" merely reveals Teutonic diplomacy in clearer colors. Tokio says it did not Ret a whitper of the proposed triple alliance. That's where Tokio lost the makings of a smite. If Chins takes the plunge into the deluge of blood, just for s price, finis may be written on the roster of war's horrors. If those plans do not miscarry, the "wet" era in Nebraska will go out in a cataract of glory and a flood of liquid moonlight. Incidentally the railroads must not be allowed to forget that Omaha needs a new union depot and won't be happy till we get it. Federal statisticians estimate) American food waste at $700,000,000 a year. The majesty of nine figures puts statistical guess beyond challenge. A great saving of time, words, Imprecstions and cable tolls might be expected at Berlin by simply carving on the plot memorial: "Died of Premature Exposure." . , Omaha's burned business block is to be re built at once, "bigger, better and grander" than ever. That's only fair' to put the insurance. money right back to work. Ten per cent of the world's shipping at the outbreak has been destroyed during the war so far. The record guarantees shipyards against a business slump for some years to come. ' It b gathered from the members', remarks that present-day lobbyists lack the high quality of moral suasion which in former times made their society worth while. But possibly they are talk ing for effect on the lobbyists. Now that state bank charters may be had ' without employing a specially retained persuader, democratic duty suggests working out "some thing Just as good." The faithful deserve nour ishment and must not be denied. The whirligig of time works titartling changes. A few years ago Colonel Bryan enjoyed the right of censoring Colonel Metcalfe's editorials and .also his speeches. Now the colonel, blinded by ' the blast, gropes in vain for a blue pencil.' A noted exponent of vigorous health issues a seasonable warning against the habit of mouth breathing. Many evils follow on Its wake and blate a trail toward the weeping willows. The fact that twenty-one state legislatures are actively engaged in mouth breathing lends impressive emphasia to the warning, r ' , Those who insisted Germany would prove the , Zimmermann note a forgery, or at least disavow it, have blasted hopes for their pains. But if the authors of the document really imagined they - could get away with it, they are more easily self deluded than the extremest pro-Britisher sup- - posed.- ' . ' 5 " .i ' ,v--', Senor Carranza showed characteristic thrift when he picked Luis Cabrera as hia finance minis ter. The intimation of German financial support v conveyed by the Zimmermann letter doubtless sprang from Cabrera's receptive moods. The fact that his reputation crossed the seas shows a smoother grade of diplomacy than is his want In sequestering surplus coin of Mexican banks. A Censorship at Work 3t Leuls Republic . Various evidences of a desire in this country to extend official control over the press have been manifested within the last few years, though little has been done in that direction. The reason, no doubt, is that there is. still a lively sense in this countrv of the value of free speech and a knowl edge that, while the abuse of free speech is cured by free speech, official control over apeech haa no self-healing principle in it. Censorship is a tool of tyranny. For those who lean ' toward censorships, whether of moving pictures, newspapers or public meetings, we desire to present an interesting example of how a thoroughgoing censorship works. - - A year ago the Nordboehmische Volkss timme, Bohemian newspaper, was aent to ita readers without so much aa a mention of the im perial birthday festival. For thia dreadful offense it was warned, but a merciful government permit ted its publishers to continue in business. But the poison of disloyalty was in them, and when the emperor died they out the notice of hia de. mise, together with the proclamation of his suc cessor, on the back page of their paper. At the same time they failed to exhort their readers to tibscribe to the last government loan. For these crimes the Volksstimme has been suppressed for two months. If it were within our power to condole with the editor of the Volkss innme we should remind him that, after aU, the late ot a muzzled editor is nothing to that which mil overtake tyrannical officials who sit too long uu a itticty valve,' Congress Expires Without Action. The expiration of the outgoing congress with out responding to the president's demand for full powers, or even for endorsement of his proposal of armed neutrality, leaves the president the alternative only of "going it alone" or convening the new congress in extra session at an early day. That the failed administration measures met their fate through a filibuster preventing a vote in the senate which otherwise would doubtless have been favorable does not mitigste the stern situation confronting the president as a result If the newly-elected house were as fully under demo cratic domination as the one it succeeds, there would be no question about an extra session, but with grave doubts of controlling at alt, the presi dent is hardly to be expected to hasten the advent of "congress on his hands," but rather to put it off as far as possible to do so with safety. - As a matter of fact the president has ample constitutional power to handle conditions as they arise so long as they fall short of actual war, which congress alone can declare. Therefore, the question becomes one chiefly of maintaining our rights on the high seas, yet keeping us at peace a delicate task, yet one which all hope may be satisfactorily accomplished either with or with out calling the assistance of congress. Food Wast and High Price.. Americans waste in their kitchens food to : extent of $700,000,000 lyear, says Secretary of Agriculture Houston, in his discussion of the present day situation. He finds no shortage of food to support the hysteris that has prevailed in some parts of the country. On the contrary, he says plenty exists, and that with application of proper household management, the cause for complaint will vanish. The secretary's indictment sounds formidable. On a basis of twenty million families, his estimste of wastage amounts to $35 per year per family, or a trifle under 10 cents a day. This doesn't sound so big, does it? On the other hand, the very present fact is that the price of the stsple articles that enter into the dietary of the American people has risen enor mously. Whether due to shortage or not, be cause of psychological or other reason, the cost of living has gone up, and no amount of discourse from t cabinet officer is going to put it down again. One real reason for the sdvance is dis closed in the report for January last on exporta tion of foodstuffs. On the item of bacon alone, the quantity shipped had increased 41,000100 pounds or over 80 per cent as compared with January of 1916, while the price paid by the for eigners had risen from 13.8 to 15.7 cents per pound. Every article in the list of food exporta tion shows an increase, both in quantity and in value. Secretary Houston may be right as to the waste in American kitchens, but thst alone doesn't account for the sky-rocketing prices. Federal Child Labor Regulation.. The federal child labor board created by act of congress and consisting of three cabinet offi cers has taken preliminary steps to secure the co-operation of state authorities in giving uni form force to the law which goes into effect Sep tember 1 next. Lettera have been addressed to the governors of all the atates soliciting support snd suggestions likely to simplify methods and insure unity. Co-operation of the states is neces sary to avoid the confusion and annoyance of overlapping authority. Where state laws are lacking or where laws conflict with the federsl statute the board urges new enactments or such modification of existing laws as will facilitate concerted action. Equally important is a uni form system of certificates under which minors sre permitted to work snd dupticstion avoided. Thia, however, ia a matter of detail, readily worked out. The main essential ia co-operation whereby the best results msy be obtained with least disturbance of business likely to be affected by the prohibition of interstate shipment of goods produced in whole or in part by child labor. The suggestion of the board no doubt wilt command the earnest attention of state authorities.' Sportsmen a Factor In Defense. Fsmiliarity with the use of firearms Is an American heritage not entirety extinct. Scarcely more than a generation ago, the family larder depended in a considerable degree on the skill of the man with his rifle or shotgun, and the high cost of living fell as his deadly ami brought down the flying fowl or knocked over the fleeing animal. This has vanished, because of the advance of civ ilization, but the deep instinct, coming down from days beyond our record, still persists, and It is not the spirit of destruction alone that stirs in a man's office-trammeled pulse and urges him into the open with a lethal weapon at hand. And now Forest and Stream, a journal devoted to the out door sports of shooting and fishing and kindred pastimes, urges that thia lingering impulse be quickened into life for the benefit of national de fense through the mobilization of the sportsmen into a citizenry trained to shoot. Ita editor earn estly advocated the formation of gun dubs under the provisions of the, national defense act, to th end that we restore as speedily as possible men on whose marksmanship reliance can be placed. Ac customed to the use and care of a high powered rifle the prospective soldier would be ready for training in other duties on entering the service, snd already possessed of the. most serviceable attri bute of a fighting man in presence of the foe. As an adjunct to the universal training now so stren uously advocated by many, thia suggestion is as sane as sny recently offered. . Semi-centennial orators emphasized without qualification the development of Nebraska in material wealth, social betterment and right liv ing. Records abundantly support the claim that the state kept even pace with its neighbors and surpassed them in some directions. Will as much be aaid of the next half century? The hesitation, not to say indifference, of the legislature In the matter of good roads shadowa the prospect and gives rise to the fear of the stste falling behind the processions. , Islam's holy city of Mecca, the shrine of Allah, seeks admission into the Postal Union, aa the first step toward free Intercourse with the world. For centuries past Mecca has stood aloof from all but the Mohammedkn world, exclusive and mysterious, and rigidly guarded against "profana tion" by unbelievers. Having shaken off the Turkish yoke the holy city aheds the robes of mystery and Jakes on the newer open life. After so long championing the German "ruth tessness," our amiable hyphenated contemporary now goes the gamut of double shotted hysterics to prove its single-minded patriotism and blind devotion to the president, The W-H man is bewildered, if not delirious that's very evident! The Story of Spring Baltlaaara American Nature assigns her task and appoints the cus todians for her enterprises with a system that has been regulated and built up during all the years since the earth rose from the welter of chaos and shook from its shoulders the mists of its primor dail existence. So that the annual task of getting things ready for spring is one of routine, and while it differs in different latitudes and has its special manifestations in various parts of the earth, the method is much the same. Those per sons who know nothing except the things that are apparent and never get a glimpse behind the scenes, are delighted with the preliminary choral of the birds ss in massed melody they sweep from the clouds and spray their song along the paths of the golden sun and cause the seedlings to rise in rapture to listen and in the act become germ inal, and the buds to unfold that they may match the melody of the song with their appropriate colors of beauty. Yes, it is an old, old story, the story of spring. And yet how dense, how incapable sre most mor tales of appreciating the manifold work of design, the mastercraft of construction, the promotional enterprise of bringing into due relation and pro portion and exhibition all the factors of the spring season I Yes, it is an old, old story, the story of spring, snd yet no one has been able to detect a particle of antiquity in any of spring's manifes tations. Is there a flower like one that bloomed before? Do the limbs of the trees, garnished with tender verdure, have any stupid reminiscences? No; everything is different the azure and the gray, the ochre and the amber, the crimson and the garnet, the violet and the blue. All is com bined in a mobile field of beauty differently from what they ever, were before. ( Here is the active element, the element of change. Here is the constructive element, the element of versatility. Here is the mystic ele ment, the element of life. Here is the esthetic ideal, the constructive novelty! Yes, the old, old story of spring aa it is lisped in the best expres sions of the poets, or as it dully gleams in the colors of the most capable artist is much the same. But to the eyes sttuned to the infinite variety, the exquisite modulations, the indescrib able shadings of tone and quality, the perform ances of spring are not only rich but rare mani festations that astound the most versatile of human mines. Who are the sponsors for spring? Who are the constructive geniuses? Who are the makers of the melody, the matchers of the colors? Who is it that gathers the pigments from every chemi cal source, who is it that stirs them in the color pan and works' them over upon the easel? Who is it that with a broad brush to the music of the tempest or the trilling melody of a bluebird, places boldly yet finely the colors upon the cur tain of day or the star-bespangled draperies of the night? Shafts Aimed at Omaha York Times-News: Since Omaha bought the water works at Florence that enterprising auburb has been without the taxes from the big plant. Hence the willingness to become a part of the city. "Every why has its wherefore." Pierce Leader: The city of Omaha was visited by a million-dollar fire last week. The fire occurred in the business center of the city. This is sure hard luck, but the business men who lost will rebuild at once. You can't keep those pro gressive merchants down. x Nebraska City Press: Omaha has just had its most disastrous fire. It is interesting to note that the building destroyed was an example of an age of tinder construction that is rapidly passing from view, however, and 'that such a blaze as cost $1,000,000 could not occur in many parts of our well-built metropolis. Edgar Jost: We see by The Bee that even the dances come in for a scoring by the grand jury of Douglas county. The jury should be care ful not to say anything "agin" the dance even if some of the women do have to hold up the men while in the whirl on account of the men having too much booze in their system. "On with the dance let joy be unrefined." Crawford Courier: The high cost of living has evidently got down to sauerkraut. The other night in Omaha thieves broke open a butcher shop and stole two pounds of the perfumed food. The first thing you know some fellows will be steal ing hunks of limberger cheese, but then the police will likely be able to get on the acent if that is done. Blair Pilot: Omaha was very anxions to have one of the federal farm loan banks located there, but after it was duly located there Omahans sub scribed for very little 'of the stock. But $45,000 of the $750,000 waa subscribed all told, and quite a bit was taken by parties outside of Omaha. It seems the banka in other cities fared even worse, the amount subscribed for the Omaha bank being one-third of the total amount subscribed for the twelve banks. Ultimately those borrowing from the bank will hold the stock anyhow, but the government will have to subscribe for the balance of the stock in order to get the banks atarted. When the bonds are offered for aale they will likely find ready buyers, for they are nontaxable and as sound aa the government itself. People and Events A cheery "good morning" and "good evening" greeting by Miss Ella T. Pearson, to an aged gatekeeper at a Portland (Ore.) ferry was re warded by a legacy of $10,000 in the gate keeper's will. Courtesy pays in more ways than one. Despite the anxieties of war rumors consider able solid confidence prevails in Philadelphia and vicinity. Peanuts resent the elevating tendencies of other edibles and remain immovable at 5 centa a paper sack. Come what may the goober stands by the people. . Mrs. Agnes Newman of Philadelphia, a sister of Sir Roger Casement, spurns British money stained with the life blood of her brother. Case ment left only $675,. including a British pension. The money waa banked to the credit of Mrs. Newman and rejected by her. ", The compteted tax roll of Minnesota for the current year shows total assessed valuation of $1,580,200,000, an increase of $89,000,000 over the preceding year. Current taxes levied against the property amount to $55,969,526. The tax rate is 35.42, a boost of 53 mills in a year. Asa Bird Gardiner, once a peppery district at torney of New York City, refuses to give up his medal of honor won as a soldier in the civil war. Regulations of bestowal revised since the medal was awarded cast doubt on his title, but Mr. Gardiner refuses to give up. He has some fight left in his system. , The chemical section of the government of Utah, anticipating more or less drouth after Au gust 1, is stocking up with implements to try out the percentage of alcohol in various concoctions which may be offered as substitutes for straight goods. The atate chemist believes in being prepared for the worst , A Chicago cop, shaken by his .wife on the divorce route, attempted to move the family be longings before a division was made. Wiley at once raided the domestic trench and carried off air the cop's trousers while he slept The move disarmed the cop snd held him until court opened on the morning after and told him what not to do. How is that for strategy? A Chicago aalesman who slipped into a bank ruptcy court without enough assets to pay for typewriting hia debts carelessly mentioned a wife and an ex-wife. Though unlisted as assets, they were brought into court quizzed regarding jew elry presents received from hubby and even tually dug up $1,260 worth of gems. The court intimated that the salesman had another search coming. I TODAY I Health Hint for the Day. A well made poultice la a marvelous remedy and relieves almost any kind ot pain In the abdomen or chest One Year Ago Today In the War. French regained part of Douaumont In Verdun struggle. German admiralty announced tor pedoing ot two armed French mer chant veasela. Twelve persona killed in a raid by German Zeppelins over east coast of England. Report from Athena aald Enver Paaha had been wounded by an as saaaln In Constantinople. In Omaha Thirty Yean Ago. The reception given by Mlaa Alma Keith and Mrs. Carter waa an affair of unusual elegance, the following ladiee assisting in receiving: Mrs. Dr. Dlnsmoor, Mra. L. A. Grolt, Mra. Cope land, Mrs. Colonel Akin and Mrs. New ton Hall. Commissioner O'Keefe waa called from his work by a telephone mes sage that hia brother-in-law, J. H. Gordon, waa dangerously 111. At an enjoyable card party given by Mlaa Emily Fuller, the following people were present: Dr. and Mrs. Hoffman, Mr. and Mra. C. K. Cole man, Mr. and Mrs. J. H. Daniels, Mm Rennagle, Mr. Martin, Mr. and Mra, Boles, Dr. and Mra Whlnnery, Mr. and Mra. L. B. 'Nixon, N. A. Kuhn, Mlas Kittle Kuhn, Mr. Aberaol, Mlaa Butter Held, Dr. Brown, Mr. and Mra. John Howard, Mr. and Mra. J. A. Fuller. N. E. Leaman, late ot Snyder & Leaman, commission merchants, haa entered the employ ot Feycke Bros, of Omaha. John Seevers and Matilda Ward of thia city were united in marriage by the kindly mlnlstratlona of Squire Biggs. Miss Hlgglnson has completed a por trait of Miss Mabel Balcombe that Is a surprisingly faithful llkeneaa and shows nice conceptions of color. C E. Mayne and E. A. Benaon have let the contract for 100 houaes to be built in Benaon, work upon which la to commence at once. Architect! J. E. Dletrlck and J. Guth have opened an office in Room IS, Crelghton block. , Thia Day In History. 1770 Boston massacre, one of the memorable events leading up to the American revolution. 1795 Andre Blenvenu Roman, one of Louisiana's famous Creole govern ors, born. Died In New Orleans, Jan uary 26, 1866. 1849 General Zachary Taylor In augurated president of the United States. 1861 Gideon Welles of Connecticut waa appointed secretary of the navy. 1863 Confederates under General Van Dorn defeated the federals in bat tle of Spring Hill, Tenn. . - 1872 First patent granted to George Westlnghouse for the auto air brake. 1874 Nat C. Goodwin made his first stage appearance at Howard's Athe neum, Boston. 1877 Rutherford B! Hayes Inaug urated president of the United States. 1895 The Japanese captured Neu chang from the Chinese after a battle of thirteen hours. 1907 The Russian Duma opened with revolutionary demonstrations by the people of St. Petersburg. 1916 Spanish steamship Principe de Asturlas foundered off the coast of Brazil, with loss of 450 Uvea The Day We Celebrate. Thomas W. Blackburn, lawyer and politician, la celebrating for the aixty second time today. He was born in Pennsylvania and graduated from the Peru Normal in 1878. Mr. Blackburn did newspaper work, some of It on The Bee as reporter, correspondent and editorial writer up to 1892, since then practicing law. George H. Lee of the George H. Lee Manufacturing company was born March 5, 1866, at Le Clair, la. He used to live at Exeter, Ia, and came to Omaha In 1898. William H. Maxwell, superintendent of the public schools of New Tork City, born in County Tyrone, Ireland, sixty-five years ago today. Frederick H. Newell, former director of the United States reclamation aerv ice, born at Bradford, Pa.," fifty-five years ago today. ' George F. Slosson, veteran profes sional billiard player, now instructor at one of the Boston clubs, born at De Kalb, N. T sixty-three years ago to day. Freddie Welsh, holder of the light weight pugilistic championship, born at Pontypridd, Wales, thirty-one years ago today. Sam Thompson, one of the greatest base ball players of hia day, born at Danville, Ind., fifty-seven years ago today. - Timely Jottings and Reminders. Inauguration day in Washington. The supreme court of the United 8tates reconvenes today after a four weeks' recess. Monday next will be the first decision day. Admiral Austin M. Knight la sched uled to sail from San Francisco today to assume his duties as commander-in-chief cf the Asiatic fleet By official proclamation ot the mayor, the cttliens of Richmond, Ind., are to devote the week beginning to day to a patrlotlo celebration to show their confidence In President Wilson and their devotion to the flag. Thirty thousand dancers, covering eight downtown city blocks, are ex pected to participate In a municipal dance to be held in Dallas tonight to mark the formal opening ot the 1917 Spring Style show la the Texas metropolis Henceforth Chieagoans will have to pay more to keep clean, since the Chi cago Dyera' and Cleaners' association Is to make a radical advance in prices today because of the Increased cost of labor and materials. - - Storyclte of the Day. A young man and a young woman leaned on the front gate. They were lovera It waa moonlight He waa loath to leave, as the parting waa the last. He waa about to go away. "I'll never forget you," he aald, "and If death ahould claim me, my last thoughts would be of you-" "I'll be true to you," she sobbed. "I'll never love anybody else as long as I live." . . They parted. Six years later ha returned. His sweetheart ot former years was married. They met at a party. She had changed greatly. Be tween dancea recognition took place. "Let me see," she mused, "waa it you or your brother who waa my old aweetheartt" "Neither," he" replied. "Probably my lather." New Xorlt Times. "JAe&ee. Socialist Sticks to Statement Chicago, III., March 1. To the Edi tor of The Bee: My attention has just been directed to a letter In The Bee entitled "A Protest of Patriotism," signed La Grande 8. Hawkes, in which I am severely taken to task for state ments I am alleged to have made dur ing my speech at the anti-war meet ing held in the Auditorium Sunday, February 18. The name of the gentleman be trays the reason for his vehement pro teat againat what he alleges I said. This explains his anti-German and pro-Ally attitude, to which, of course, he Is entitled. But the trouble with the gentleman is that he only quoted me In part and misinterpreted what I said. This la always the custom with persons who are prejudiced. My ref erence to the Red Cross society was about as follows: "First we organize an army and a navy and equip them with cannons and rifles and swords, the most mod ern Instruments of murder, and then we turn these armies and navies loose to shoot each other into ribbons. Then we send out the Red Cross society to bring In the wounded and patch them up and aend them out again to be to pieces then we ' gather them in again and patch them up and aend them out again to be shot up. The uncivilized, barbarous Mexi cans do the job differently. When they turn loose upon each other and after the battles are over they gather up the wounded and all those that are severely ahot up are killed on the apot They are consistent they set out to murder and finish the Job. While we civilized Christian nations shoot each other to pieces and then patch up to be shot to pieces again and suffer a long, drawn-out tedious, agonizing death. I have far more respect for the methods employed by the Mexi cans, who consistently murder each other, than for those employed by us civilized who undergo that long, drawn-out method." The gentleman speaks of patriotism and says he senses the duties of an American citizen. He says that one of those duties Is "defending those principles sacred to Americanism, which 1 heard so basely slandered Sunday afternoon," and proceeds further that he is "deeply offended for the wrong that has been done." If he is so keenly aware of his duty, why did he not take exception to what I said at the meeting? I should have been more than delighted to have had him mount the platform and tell the audience why we should plunge headlong Into the bloody chasm In order to further the material Interests of Wall street I want to say to the gentleman that I have no quarrel with the Red Cross society whatever. I am very well aware of the fact that it has rendered very commendable service on num erous occasions, but I simply pointed out our Inconsistences our contradic tions of action. I have no apology whatever to make for any of my statements at the Omaha meeting. If another meeting of that kind is held in Omaha and I am Invited, I shall reiterate what I said and perhaps add a few more facts that have been brought out In recent developments. ADOLPH GERMBR. AROUND THE CITIES. jrVn 4jda9ektliiaU eape.im for lMiitr eltistf tui bacn Imunchtd la Brockton. Mtui., Ala med. Cal., mnd by the iUt bord of health in Utah eittei. Chicago maintains ichool for itrcet clcm&n. Methods Tary eeordfnff to locality, bat the main objective is to instill la slackers pride In elean and well-kept premises. ' A comprehensive system of parks, park ways and boulevards has been mapped oat by the park hoard of St. Joe and handed to the mayor and council. It contemplates acquirinr 1.100 acres of land at an esti mated cost of $500,000. The present par pose of the plan to to arouse public interest in etvie betterment and beauty and make a start in what is deemed necessary for the city's future. In support of the sartorial power and fame of St Louis the Globe-Democrat vigorously resents the attempt of Chicago to swipe the laurels of the river town. Chicago defends its claim by pointing to a eittsen who sports 112 sijirts and considers the priee a trifle beside the worth the garment enfolds. St, Louis counters handily by trotting out a brewer encased in f H shirts, with rainbow vests and other sartorial elegancies as das iling as a loaded schooner in the dry belt. At last accounts the rival claimants -were blowing the foam of a third round. Comb Sage Tea Into Gray Hair Ladies t Try Thisl Darkens Beauti fully and Nobody Can Tell Brings Backs Its Gloss and Youthfulness. Common garden sage brewed into a heavy tea, with sulphur and alcohol added, will turn gray, streaked and faded hair beautifully dark and luxuri ant. Mixing the Sage Tea and Sulphur recipe at home, though, is trouble some. An easier way is to get the ready-to-use preparation improved by the addition of other ingredients, cost ing about 50 cents a large bottle, at drug stores, known as "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound," thus avoid ing a lot of muss. While gray, faded hair is not sin ful, we all desire to retain our youth ful appearance and attractiveness. By darkening your hair with Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound, no one can tell, because it does it so naturally, so evenly. You just dampen a sponge or soft brush with it and draw this through your hair, taking one small strand at a time; by morning all gray hairs have disappeared. After an other application or two your hair be comea beautifully dark, glossy, soft and luxuriant and you appear years younger. Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound is a delightful toilet requisite. It is not intended for the cure, mitigation or prevention of dis ease. ' , MIRTHFUL REMARKS. "Row about this friedom-efthieae proposition f" "I don't profraa to know alt about it," rojolned Mr. Cnusvlna. "If I caa katp track of all tbo rasulatlona that apply to itroot eraarlnga I am dolnf vary well." Waahlnstoa Star. A vliltor to a certain Brooklyn houiaholS was duly amaamt by the wonderful likeness between the twine. "Why," sha sasped, "I never eaw two children look eo much alike. How doea your mother tell you apart?" ' "Weil." explained Tommy, "she Sods out by spankins as. Clarence hollers louder than 1 do." Wife Here are same household bills thst came In today, dear. Hub Hans HI Why caa't you wait untU I've had my dinner? Wife I waa solnr to slvo you my own bllla theB. UOBton Transcript. is rr TRubthot yiMwiEB vat SHT V0m .EriTEtKBi SK TDR fri Sitter Did Oraca tell you the truth when you aeked her her age 7 Brother She did. Slater What did aha tayt Brother She said It was none of my busi ness. Judce. ."It's downright moan of yon to refuse me 110," arowled Coblll. "One triend should always help another." "Yes," DoblU asraed, "but you alwaj-s want to In the other." New fork Times. "Hes he any sens. In money matters?" "Not a bit! He's one of those asinine creatures who saya that he'd be perfectly wilting- to pay an Income tax If he only had aufftclent Income." Puck. "What la r. conjunction?" the teacher asked. "That'e what Joins tossther," answered a brliht-eyed little girl. "Give an example, Tottle." "The marriage service." Boston Trane erlpt. 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With a vision so serene; Awake from out your morbid dream, As you view life yet unseen. Tun your old thoughts Inside on'. , And start your world anew; Realizing more and more, With sorrow thou art through. Omaha. LEONARD L. KBLLT. Cnniarl Raaenne Whv L. V. Nicholas j utters a date : 3. I 4' I I Investment Orders greater than capacity. Sana marketing policy. Large earnings. Excellent 4M- Na watered stock. Law capltallsa. tloa permits high market value far shares. 8. Strong management and director ' ata. 6. Field unlimited. 7. Na bond, or preferred stack. Sharaa fully paid an aeaeabla. ' Selling ia amounts af 1100 $1,000 at 1 100 per ah era. Interviewe and correspondence further information gladly given. The U V. "j far I WthoIaaUil company . ' natafcaS Grain Exchange Bldg., Omaha, Neb. awaaeea at III ENDS CATARRH, ASTHMA, BrooduCrotp,CW''C tnoney back Sott aad iwranteec! 07 I barman ot McConnall Omt Caj.' NOTICE- OF SALE Notice ia hereby given that pursuant to an order of the Matrict Court of Douglas County, Nebraska, the undesigned. wilJ" 1(J o'clock - m. en Saturday, March 10th, 1917, at the office of Nataonsl Fidelity V Casualty Company, 1203 Farnam Street. Omaha, Nebras ka, aeU at pubUe aale to the highest bidder, the home office building of aaid company located at the southwest corner of 13th and Farnam St" UtdOdnr Khirty-Sa () of th. City 'of Omaha, Douglas County, Nebraska. , . .. Said aale will open promptly at 10:00 o'clock and bo held open on hour, at the end of which time aaid property will b gold to the highest bidder. Terms of aale: Abstract showing good title, deed to purchaser and possession of premiaea to be delivered upon confirmation of aale by the court. The successful bidder will be required to deposit hia certified check for $5,000.00 at time of aale. Balance of purchase price) to be paid in cash at the time of confirmation of aale and delivery of deeds. Dated at Omaha, Nebraska, March 1st, 1917. STATE INSURANCE BOARD By A. E. Agee, Assistant. I