PARADE PICTURES
. GO TO WASHINGTON
Films of Historic Pageant Re
viewed by President to Be
Shown at Capital.
NEBRASKANS THERE ALIVE
The historical pageant reviewed by
President Wilsort in Omaha last (all
is to be reviewed again in Washing
ton on March 1. Thb time, however,
it will be" the moving picture film of
the parade, made for the Board of
Governors of Ak-Sar-Ben that will be
shown.
' The Nebraska State association of
Washington on March 1 will cele
brate the genii-centennial anniversary
of the admission of the state into the
union, and is planning for some real
doings. In order that the affair may
be given the utmost of an home-like
atmosphere on that occasion, H. A.
Harding, president of the association,
has written to Victor Rosewater, ask
ing him to arrange for the use of the
film on that night, j
Mr. Rosewater laid the proposition
before E. Buckingham of the Ak-Sar-Ben
board, and has received assurance
tha the film 'will be in Washington
on the date mentioned.
What Plans Include.
; Plans for the association's cele
bration include a banquet at the New
Ebbitt on the evening of -March 1, at
which a number of special features
will be shown. The Omaha parade
will be the main event, and it will give
the exiles, who have not been home
for so long a time, some idea of what
is going on out Iiere. At any rate,
they will see President Wilson con
fronted with the biggest crowd he
ever faced, and will see Omaha and
Nebraska on dress parade and good
behavior.. Outsiders, who may be
guests of the associ.-.tion that night
will also get a much better notion of
the importance of trc city and stite
from this showing. Distinguished
speakers have been invited to address
the society, and much enthusiasm is
already engendered.
E. C. Snyder, The Bee's Washing
ton correspondent, is looking after the
publicity for the celebration, which
means it is being thoroughly exploited
in and around Washington.
Audubon Society
... Will Lend Slides
Of Bird Pictures
In response to early and determined
requests, the Audubon society, at its
regular meeting at the public library
Saturday, voted to loan its , valu
able new collection of colored slides
of native birds to any responsible or
ganization or individual who desired
to use the slides for lecture purposes.
Mrs. Roy King of the Civic club
of Superior, E. Holch of the Alliance
High school faculty, and Robert
Thomson a bird Iqvcr of Plainview,
have already Written to Dr. Solofl R.
Towne of the society, seeking to bor
row the slides and secure bird
lecturers.
It it understood that at least one of
these persons is coming to Omaha
for the Enos Mills bird lecture at the
First Methodist church, Mtanday eve
ning, February 26, when the slides
will be publicly projected for the first
time.
At last night's meeting a review
of plans for the Enos Mills lecture
disclosed that there is imminent prob
ability of overselling the seating
capacity of the Auditorium, as inter
est in the affair Is keen on account
of the speaker's prominence as a
naturalist.
In addition the slides themselves
are attracting much attention, as
they are the only ones of their kind,
owned by a bird organization and
were hand-painted at great expense
by Louis Agassiz Fuertes, who is
recognized as the world's .foremost
bird artist.
Members of the Auduban society
v ill have limited number of tickets for
sale early this week. ' Members will
(e admitted free, children will 4e
charged 10 cents and the general pub
lic a quarter. . ., . ,
Wets Will Pass Dry Bill,
Declares Senator Wilson
, Fremont, Neb., Feb 18. (Special.)
State Senator' Wallace Wilson, who
:anie here to ppet.d the week-end at
His home, says the talk .about the
'wets" in the state senate nullifying
:he dry amendment by preventing the
:assage of a bill that would enforce
.lie law is wrong. "I know all about
ihe situation in the senate." 'Senator
Wilson said. "Liquor legislation in
that body has been committed to the
liarlds of the friends of the amend
ment. Senator Heal is at the head of
that committee and he selected the
nembers. Seven outof ten are 'dry.'
"Thus far the work of formulating
legislation has been in the hands of
:hc drys alone. They have not fin
ished their bill. There are disagree
ing on a good many things. . Until
thev reach an agreement and renort
I bill the "wets" are not going to
mother about it.
' "When- bills come before the sen
ite the wets are going to have their
lay. And, from a party point of view,
-he democrats will do the thing the
people want done. The vote on the
amendment shows how the people of
the state stand.'
Local Firm to Show Two
, Hearses at Auto Show
Almost completed are two funeral
cars which will be shown at the
coming auto show, the product of
the William rteitfcr Auto and Car
nage Works of this city. One is
finished in the light and the other
m dark-colored draping.
These auto hearses are but two of
the styles built by this firm in the
last year, six others being different in
style, weight ana elaborateness.
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy a Fav
orite tor Colds.
J. L. Easley, Macon, 111., in speaking
01 inamberiain a Cough Kemedy says.
"During the past fifteen years it has
been my sister's favorite medicine
for colds on the lungs. I myself have
taken it a number of times when
suffering from a cold and it always
relieves mc promptly.
Dan Cupid Or
''
'Get Thee Behind Me Danny," scolds
who will follow the' will-o'-the wisp of
into the doors where it says you must
Marvels of the Torpedo-How Its
Course Is Kept on Way to Mark
By GARRETT P. SERVISS. 1
What keep a torpedo afloat? Jn tl Im-
cauae tt wetgha lean than thn water It dta-
plaeeii, or aoinethlnir elae? Hy what power
la Ita propellar driven, and why cannot It be
made to go a lonirer dlatam-cT 1 have read
that the greateat dlatance la atx miles. Can't
It ba ihaped atralght. with a point at the
front end. or muat It ateo be shaped, a little '
thinner toward the back endT U. d., t'hl
caso. By "afloat" I assume that von mean
submerged at a constant depth be
neath the surface so that, as it speeds
on its way. it neither .shoots up out
of the water nor dives downward to
a greater depth. The general princi
ple on which thispndispensablc qual
ity of a torpedo rests is that of a bal
ance of forces. Ordinarily the weight
ot tne torpedo is nearly the same as
the weight of an equal volume of
water, so that if not in motion it
would have just enough, buoyancy to
keep it awash at the surface.
A horizontal rudder abaft the nro-
pellers governs its up or down mo
tion in the water in the same wav
that a vertical rudder governs the side
to side motion ol an ordinary boat.
Torpedoes may be started from either
above or below the water line. 1 be
lieve the general practice now is to
start them below the Water line. Thev
are fired from a submerged tube, and
it tney nave a tendency to rise the
horizontal rudder counteract this
tendency and keeps them on an even
keel, just as an ordinary rudder can
counteract the effect of a cross cur
rent, or of irregular rowing, on the
direction ol a boat. .
Another system of rudders keeos
the torpedo in a straight course to
ward its object. But it is possible, by
means of automatic steering devices,
to cause a torpedo to turn at any an
gle, right or lelt, at'.cr starting, jand
then resume a straight course.
some of the devices used for steer
ing torpedoes, and for keeping them
at a fixed depth below the surface, are
still government secrets, but the se
cret in no case includes any unknown
principle: it depends simnly - upon
1-some ingenious application of me
chanism. 1 he principle of the gyro
scope nas sometimes been employed.
The ingenuity and delicacy of some
of these automatic devices are aston
ishing. They seem almost to be en
dowed with human consciousness and
will power.
Especially remarkable is the me-
'chanism by which the depth of im
mersion of the running torpedo is
fcontrolled by the pressure of the wa
ter at that particular death. 1 he op
eration of this mechanism depends
upon a hydrostatic piston and a pen
dulum, which constitute the essential
parts of a steering engine, whose valve
is connected by a rod with the hori
zontal rudder of the torpedo.
. The water presses upon the piston.
and the pressure is resisted by a
THE HUE: OMAHA. MONDAY, KttBKUAKY la,
Career Which?
spring, whose force has been so cal
culated as to equal the water pres
sure at the selected depth. -When
the torpedo is at that depth, and run
ning on a horizontal line, the valve of
the engine remains in a position
which gives the rudder just the right
inclination to keep the torpedo on an
even keel.
But if for any reason the torpedo
begins to dip lower, the increased
water pressure overmatches the
spring and pushes the, piston in such
a way that the rudder swings the tor
pedo's head upward until the decrease
of water pressure restores the original
balance.
If? on the contrary, the torpedo
swerves toward the surface, the de
crease of pressure causes the piston,
and consequently the rudder, to move
in the opposite direction and the head
of the torpedo is depressed.
The part played by the pendulum,
which isconnectcd with the piston by
a system of levers, is equally intcre
ing and important. It acts as a kind
of governor for the steering engine,
and its importance arises from the
fact that when the course of the tor
pedo has been changed up or down
by the movement of the valve, the in
clinati n is apt to become so great
that the torpedo may shoot out of
water or plunge to the bottom before
a balance can be restored.
This the pendulum prevents, be
cause when the inclination becomes
too great, it swings so far as to press
the valve' back. Thus the course of a
torpedo, which may be traveling
thirty or forty miles an hour, at a
deptli ot htteen or twenty teet be
neath the surface of the sea, is almost
as unswerving as that of a projectile
in the air. Hut tt has the advantage
over a projectile that it travels in a
horizontal plane, instead of continu
ally falling in a parabolic curve to
ward the earth's center. '
The motive power of a torpedo is
usually furnished by compressed air.
and the engines that drive it call for
other ingenious and delicate mechan
isms. The range depends upon the
quantity of compressed lir that can
be carried as wel' as upon the per
fection of the engines through which,
it is applied.
A great deal also depends upon the
shape of the torpedo, externally. They
are usually of a cigar shape, and the
precise form and curvature given to
them is determined by theoretical cal
culation of the water resistance, cor
rected by the results of elaborate ex.
periments. If as much money and in.
genuity had been "expended upon as
ttonimical instruments as Upon these
machines for destroying human life
and property, we miglil now know
the most wonderful secrets of the
heavens, but the majority of men care
little about such "unpractical" -things
as-thcr neavens.
behind.
his own
a career
leave love
the girl
Teach Girls Cess "Culture" and More
-of the' Graces of Life Says Dorothy Dix
'By DOROTHY , DIX.
While they are talkirfg about vo
catrbnal schools, don't' you' wish that
soincbody would start a school where i
they would teach '"a girl:
First To read. Not to elociite.
Not to recite it-tie M-a-a-ble W ith
Her F-a-ace Against the Window
H-a-a-ane" or "Curfew Shall Not
Ring Tonight," but to rad intelli
gently, sympathetically, delightfuMy
in the refined, cultivated speaking
voice that is the most beautiful music
in the world.
The art of reading aloud has be
come, a lost art, and not one person
in a thousand can read even a para-'
graph -from the daily paper without Fifth How to be graceful in their
it being an affliction so great that deportment. For a man to clump
it is not to be borne w ith patience. Unto, a io$m like a bull in a china
Most of us are aware that neither j shop is bad enough, but for a wom
wc nor our friends know how to an it is unforgivable. A woman who
read, and so we would no more think cannot walk without knocking things
of asking casual acquaintances to down, who cannot touch your bric-a-
read aloud to us than we would ask
for an air from grand opera. Yet
there is no other accomplishment in
the world more to be desired than
the ability- to read aloud.
Second Where- she would be
taught to soell. There may be no
credit, as has been said, in spelling
well, but it is certainly disgraceful for
a lady to spell badly.
Third To write. The hallmark of
a cultivated lady the supreme, lest
of savoir faire is knowing how to
write a charmingHctter and a grace
ful note. Half of the time when we
send a little gift to a girl, or when
some sorrow or joy comes to us, we
are treated by her with unpardonable
rudeness. No line ot thanks, no word
of congratulation or sympathy reaches
us from her, and the reason ot it is
not that she is lacking in politeness
or good feeling, but simply that she
doesn't know how to write a letter.
The time that girls spend m school
composing laborious essays coultf" bcl
so much better employed it they were
only taught tow to write letters. No
girl should be given a diploma unless
she can satisfactorily prove that she
has acquired the gentle art of writing
the various notes demanded by the
exigencies of civilized society.
Fourth How to talk. The idea of
leaching a girl how to talk may sound
like carrying coals to Newcastle, but
if I could only teach a girl one thing
on earth I would have her acquire a
conversational repertoire that would
be sufficient to meet all of the ordi
nary emergencies of life.
A girl should be just as : much
ashamed of making a blunder in wharf
she says to people as she would be
of making a grammatical blunder in
the way she. says it.- Yet the ma
jority of girls were aptly described
by the Irishman who said of a worn-
International News Service.
, Copyright 1917,
Do you think she always does? Dan has
ideas on the subject. .
nll BRINKLEY.
an that she never opened her mouth
without putting her foot in it.
A girl should be taught the art of
; gracious speech how to be flatter-
ingly deferential to otd people, and
sweet and gentle to children how to
pay a compliment delicately, without
wholesale laying on of flattery; and,
above all, how to receive a compli
ment with modest appreciation.
I have heard girls who, when any
one made a nice speech to them, say
brusquely and insultingly: "How
much do you want for that?" a re
mark that should have sent them back
to the kindergarten class in a feeble
minded institute, or else v relegated
them to theHome for Incurable
Boors.
brae without smashing it, who does
not handle old china as if it were a
new-born babe, or touch fine books
as .if she loved them, is a mon
strosity. A woman should be able to waiK
without making a noise, to move
I without jarring things, to sit without
sprawling or wriggling, to be, in
short, a jiy to the senses instead of
an irritation to the nerves, and if
she isn't taught this, no matter what
else she knows, her education is in
complete. Sixth How to dress. This doesn't
mean to make her a fashion plate,
one of the poor creatures' whose
brains are cut on the bias and shirred
in the middle, but to teach her how
to dress in ordinary, everyday sort
of things so that she shall make the
best of herself and the most of
money she has to" spend. And the
poorer the girl is the more she needs
this branch of education.
It is a woman's religious duty to
be as good looking as she can. When
God made her a thing of gracious
curves, when he gave het,the glorj
of long hair, and painted the roses
on her cheeks, He intended her to
adorn life, and it is just as much her
mission to do this as it is to do any
thing else.
Now it is true that not every wom
an can be beautiful, but no one need
be hideously ugly if she will take the
trouble to dress properly. The sim
plest frock-may be chosen of a pretty
color and made on lovely lines, the
cheapest shirtwaist may be put on
properly instead ot nitor-miss,
For the woman who is frowsy and
untidy, for the woman whose vskirts
hike up in front and down in the
back, whose belt and skirt miss connection-
and the various colors of
whose raiment swear at each other,
By Nell Brinkley
no excuse can be made. She is an
eyesore, to man, a blot on the land
scape, and she has frustrated the
plan for which she was made.
The remedy for this is education,
and it is far more important that a
girl should be taught to have some
sense of color, and value of lines, and
given some knowledge of how to
dress herself properly than it is that
she should be given a smattering of
the ologies and isms.
In short, don't you wish you knew
of some school ti which you could
send your daughter where she could
be taught the accomplishment of
being a lady? And isn't that about
the highest education that you can
give to any girl? V.
Helps for Homemakers
Uncle Sam has turned his big pa
ternal hand to domestic science. Not
exactly that, the spread of woman
suffrage has driven him from other
pursuits into the home, but, having
been- successful in agriculture, in in
dustry, in commerce and in most sup
plementary activities, our common
relative has looked to the home and
found there many opportunities for
tuning up its efficiency.
Much has been said and written
about the two standards of efficiency
business efficiency and home effi
ciency. And the consensus of opin
ion has been that, could have effi
ciency be brought to the level of
that of the office, woman's position
would be bettered more quickly than
by any of the economic and legal
panaceas promulgated from some
quarters.
The government has become Inter
ested in the situation and ventured
into the business of teaching scien
tific housekeeping to the women of
the land. Beginning with the prop
er arrangement and equipment of the
home, the government has investigat
ed the entire subject of food and its
method of preparation and taken the
home and covered it from the stand
point of health and comfort and de
signed its construction with economy
and convenience as the standard. Util
ity and efficiency were made the basis
of the experts' recommendations.
On account of the difference in
homes, due to various incomes and
various sized households, no single
series of rules could be laid down.
What the government has done is to
offer general suggestions tor raising
the efficiency of the home and the
"housewife.
Far Chlldren'e Cooirh.
You cannot uae anything; better for your
child's cough and cold than Dr. Klng'a New
Dlacovery. Contalna nothing, harmful. Guar
anteed. At druggiata, 60c. Advertlaement.
MAN IS CRUSHED TO
DEATH BYELEVATOR
Night Watchman at Fontenelle
Killed by Fall of Oar Which
He Doesn't See.
WAS LOOKING DOWN SHAFT
William E. Sisk, 52, night watch
man at the Hotel Fontenelle, was in
stantly killed at 11 o'clock last night
when his skull was mashed between
the car and shaft of a freight elevator
in the rear of the hotel, oh the sixth
floor.
He had opened the elevator door
and was looking down the shaft, when
the elevator, operated by Charles An
drews, .508 North Twenty-third street,
descended, striking him on the head
and knocking him down. , Before the i
car could be stopped, his skull was
mangled.
Dr. Frank Colin, house physician,
was among the first to find him, but
he was dead when picked up.
Sisk had been employed at the hotel
as watchman for two years. He is
survived by his widow and one son,
Ignatus, who live at 2505 Capitol ave
nue. His son is also employed at the
Fontenelle as night telephone op
erator and was just going on duty
when his father was killed. His first
knowledge of the tragedy was ob
tained when he heard the manage
ment notify the authorities.
Sisk brought his family to Omaha
about two years ago, from Des
Moines, where for over twelve years
he" was custodian of tjie Fraternal
Order of Eagles there. Cpon estab
lishing residence here, he affiliated
with the local lodge and was devoted
to its affairs.
Two Arrested on Charge
Of Passing Forged Checks
Ray Jordan, 1314 Park avenue, ar
rested many times by the police on
various charges, was again arrested
yesterday afternoon with F. E. Pot
ter, who lives at the same address,
this time in connection with the float
ing of a large amount of worthless
checks.
Potter was arrested when Joseph
Crzendowski, saloonkeeper at Twenty-fourth
and Hickory, held him for
the police when he attempted to casli
a check. Potter had passed a bad one
there several weeks ago and Urzen
dowski remembered him. At head
quarters, in a confession made to
Chief of Detectives Maloney, Potter
implicated Jordan, naming lum as the
man whe did the pen work.
Will Wreck Buildings
To Make Way tor Club
The old Cole.-McKay undertaking
building on the east" side of tfie Ath
letic club's building site, north side of
Douglas, between Seventeenth and
Eighteenth, has been sold by the di
rectors to Chris Jensen, who will
wreck it soon.
The Douglas auditorium on the
west side of the site will be sold soon.
Bids have been asked for. -
As soon as both buildings are
wrecked, excavation for the new club
house will begin.
Plans are completed for the club
house. The contract, which has been
discussed at several meetings lately,
has not yet been let. Eight bids
have been made.
Broader Brotherhood,
Is Topic at Meeting
"The Patriotism of Peace in the
Commonwealth of MarTkind." was the
theme of a talk by Henry O. Palmer
at Labor temple last night at a meet
ing of the Junior Order of United
American Mechanics. Celebration oi
the birthday anniversaries of Wash
ington and Lincoln was the. occasion.
Mr. Palmer emphasized that the
leaven of the American idea of gov
ernment would permeate the world
and make it better. Rev. Charles E.
Cobbey spoke on "The Bible in
American Schools." F. E. Wagener
of Florence presided.
Ladies! Darken
Your Gray Hair
Look years younger! Use Grandmoth
er s recipe ot age lea ana sul
phur and nobody will know.
The use of Sage and Sulphur for re
storing faded, gray hair to its natural
color date? back to grandmother's
time.. She used it to keep her hair
beautifully dark, glossy and attrac
tive. Whenever her hair took on that
dull, faded or streaked appearance,
this simple mixture was applied with
wonderful effect.
But brewing at home is mussy and
out-of-date. Nowadays, by asking at
any drug store for a 50-cent bottle of
"Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Com
pound," you will get this famous old
preparation, improved by the addition
of other ingredients, which can be de
pended upon to restore natural color
and beauty to the hair.
A well-known downtown druggist
says it darkens the hair so naturally
and evenlv that nobody can tell it has
been applied. You simply dampen a
sponge or soft brush with it and draw
this through your hair, taking one
strand at a time. By morning the gray
hair disappears and after another ap
plication or two, it becomes beauti
fully dark and glossy.
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Com
pound is a, delightful toilet requisite
for those who desire a more youthful
appearance. It is not intended for the
cure, mitigation or prevention of dis
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