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Editorial Department DECEMBER CIRCULATION 53,368 Daily Sunday 50,005 Anna rtrratation for tee nnMA aoaaerlbal and won la br wtulaaM, nrculauoa aunaiar. Snkecriban Uortnf tin eltr eoetUd kavn Tae aeeiled ta these. Aadrau chenied as ftaa ee nsanti When the stickups are caught, it will be up to the court to stick them (or good long prison sentences. As the Navy department views the affair, the over-reach of American mills spoilt their useful- ness in a shell game. .. . , The railroads blame the shippers, and the ship pers blame the railroads,- for car shortage. "Fifty-fifty" as It were. Every method advanced for reducing the high coit of living eventually comes around to the first principle of saving prudent economy in the home. A vast quantity of financial cream must be skhnmed this year to make up one-half the na tional deficit, amounting to $236,000,000. It it evi dent Uncle Sam will have few holes in his skim mers, i Of course it is merely coincidence thai the need of resorting to a bond issue to supplement a revenue shortage invariably happens to come ' when we have a democratic administration in our midst Now and then the august senate fits action to the occasion. "After listening for two hours to a speech by Senator Works of California," says a Congressional Minute, "the senate adjourned for the day". Small wonder. 1 Boasting about Omaha's prosperity operates to attract everybody who is abroad looking for financial support for worthy public or charitable enterprises. A reputation for generosity is a good thing, but it also has its drawbacks. 'Nebraska has tried both the sale and the leas ing plans with reference to its state school lands and after the test of experience deliberately de cided against the sale plan. Tell at what, If anything, has really happened to justify reopen ing the ease. i, .'i.-Tiv-Vi . As the stipend of the: Nebraska lawmaker is strictly limited to $600 by constitutional proviiion,' the only gainers from a protracted session are the per diem employes who don't care how long the final adjournment is shoved off by time frittering diversions. .V:. ' Governor Neville's flock of gold-lace colonels is so numerous that it it doubtful whether all of them can be gotten into one photograph which makes it questionable whether it will be worth the price to them to equip themselves with uni forms and accoutrements. '. The prospect looms large at Washington that congress will strip "war brides" for some of the raiment to cover the shocking nakednett of the national treasury. In that event the favorites of other daya may be driven to the extremity of using a postage stamp at a Mother Hubbard. The army insists it was not its fault that it did not accomplish what it set ont to do in Mexico. "Political considerations anticipated mili tary results, viewed from the standpoint of mili tary duty the expedition won laurels for itself and credit for the tervice. Return to "God't country" endt an awkward situation. The Bethlehem Steel company counters on Secretary Danieli' assertioni by offering to build two of the four battle cruisers at, the tame cost at the two built in government yards, betidet agreeing to have the thipt ready for tervice ahead : of the government ships. The offer blows a gap ping hole in Secretary Daniels assertion of "ex orbitant bids." Consider the Hen -Wall Street Journal.- 'One of the good things to be given the Amer- .' ican people in tne near tuture is a new hen. A government experiment station is said to be 4 working on the problem, and expects in the near future to give the American public the benefit of its lanors in the shape of a strictly business hen. Heretofore our hens have been soecialisti in the various lines of poultry products. The Leghorns . and other Mediterranean breeds deal exclusively in eggs and pay little attention to the fascinations of a roaster. On the other hand, while the big breeds of Asiatic extraction carve beautifully, the complaint is that they are lazy. Even when eggs are worth 98 cents a dosen and corn $1 a bushel, they stick to the union rate of production. Braving the penalties of the Sherman law against combinations, scientific breeders haAre been employed to merge all the good qualities of the two classes of producers of poultry products into one. inc resun snouia demonstrate again now mucn more aesiraoie is co-ordinated env ciency over cut-throat comoetition. The rl.uo-h, ters of this new hen are expected to line the nests with eggs, while, like a devotee of Moloch, she 1 will offer her sons to be roasted. In fact, thev will dispute with the turkey for the place of honor . .on ine taoie. - A hen may be a little thing in the eyes of the , unthinking. Yt among the country's greatest assets may be classed the hen and the dairy cow. 1 hey form two of the surest sources of food sup ply and guarantee against famine. What would . not Germany give now for an abundance of hens and cows and the ability to maintain them? Either of the two produce more in value than our aver age wheat crop. All the gold and silver mined hv .the world in any year does not equal the value of the product of either the American hen or dairy If, therefore, governmental aid aueceedi in H. veloping an improved type of hen, it means more to those who consume food, as most of us do, than the eradication of the boll weevil or even of the packing oi porn at Washington. Clearing the Car Congestion. Now the Interstate Commerce commission has set itself to a task that will provide a real test of its powers and ability. It proposes to clear up the existing freight car congestion, relieve the stress incident to enforced shortage of transpor tation facilities in producing sections, and to es tablish a balance that will restore normal condi tions throughout the country. First off, it" is sues an order to all railroads, requiring that all cart be returned to their owners within a speci fied time. After this is accomplished, certain regulations needed to keep cars moving are to be enforced. Obstacles to be encountered by the commission in its crusade are mainly those re sponsible for the abnormal situation in the trans portation industry.. This is the excessiye move ment of commodities in one direction. General distribution has been neglected in favor of the special service of the export trade with a result ant blockade that has been seriously reflected in derangement of business in other sections. The most serious of present factors is that while the suffering tectiont of the country are clamoring for relief, othert are demanding cars that more goods may be sent to the seaboard. If the Inter state Commerce commission succeeds in un scrambling this omelette, it will do more of real good than it hat yet achieved in all its previous history. Champ Clark Early Bird. The prize for the first glimpse of the first robin has not yet. been pulled down, but the an nouncement of Champ Clark that he will be can didate for the democratic nomination in 1920 marks him as the presidential "early bird." To. be ture, Champ adds the .little condition, "If the sign is right," which means that the prospect of victory will have to be very bad indeed to keep him off the track. What Champ Clark's already announced can didacy for 1920 presages for the democratic party is a purely speculative question. Looking back to Baltimore, it is hardly to be expected that he will be the preferred heir-apparent of the Wilson dynasty, nor is it within the probabilities that he can escape the active opposition of the Bryan element. - Yet be it remembered Champ Clark carried the democratic primary in Nebraska in 1912. Can he do it again? Will the same forces that backed him then be behind him for another try?. If it should get down o choice between Champ Clark and Bryan, what would Nebraska democrats do? Far be it from ut to play the oracle for our democratic friendt, but here are some interroga tion points for them to juggle with. Effect of Webb-Kenyon Decision. What it to be the effect of the action of the United Statet supreme court upholding the Webb Kenyon law upon the prohibition movement? Thit very vital question finds all sorts of answers in the current comment on the decision. One view it that it insures speedy nation-wide pro hibition, and another, diametrically 'opposed, that it interposes a new obstacle to the federal amend ment All agree, however, that it makes it pos sible for "dry" states to make their prohibition laws at effective as they want to make them. Referring to it as an attempt of certain ttatet to force upon all the states the adoption of their habits, the New York Timet, for example, sayt "the court hat found for the country a way of escape' from that peril" which "would be destruc tive of our theory of local telf-government." ' The New York World it of the opinion that "thit decision will cause more consternation in many of the prohibition ttatet than anywhere elte outside of the express companies and wholesale liquor houses which cater especially to the pro hibition trade. State governments no longer have an excuse for failing to enforce prohibition. The ancient plea that atate authority wat nullified by federal authority and that there could be no ttate interference with Interstate commerce has tost its force." At the same time it teet "infinite possi bilities" in giving to the doctrine of ttate rightt "a new force and a new direction" presumably for federal help to make state laws on other sub jects effective. To the Boston Transcript, on the other hand, "it teemt quite probable that the effect will be to put a certain restraint upon the adoption of prohibitory lawt within the ttatet" because "it will be impracticable at a legislative proposition to adopt prohibition without making it fully effec tive," and it suggests that "there are states which may even be inclined to abandon the prohibition bow in force." Nebraska people, who have recently gone through a prohibition campaign, will tee chiefly the counter-balance in the fact that hereafter the "prohibition-doetn't-prohibit" argument can no longer be used to advantage, and that has been one of the mainstays of the "wets." Generally speaking, the decision has given visible impetus to the "drya" and has plainly impressed congress with the growing strength of the nation-wide movement. Democrat! Playing for Place. Douglaa county democrats apparently intend to take no unnecessary chances in their effort to hold on to whatever offices have fallen into their clutches. Representative Schneider fathers a bill in the legislature, undoubtedly prepared by the local governing board of the party, to transfer from the county judge to the county attorney membership on the board empowered to fill vacancies. At present this board is made up of the county judge, clerk and treasurer. In Doug las county the judge and clerk are republicans, while the treasurer and attorney are democratic. If the Schneider bill becomes law, the democrats wilt gain control of the board. This is important to them just now, for a democratic member of the Board of County Commissioners is in court facing charges that may result in his removal. To name his successor is the goal aimed 14 by the demo crats, who may be depended upon to push the Schneider bill with all the powers of the party organization. , ! " V An official statement shows a shade less than 6 per cent profit on railroad capital in 1916. The number of railroads included in the average is not indicated, but the melancholy minimum could scarcely have been reached in a boom year with out piling in every streak of rust between Can ada and the gulf. "Once a convict, alwaya a convict" is gradu ally disappearing from the unwritten rules of police. Last year the New York force found em ployment for 700 ex-convicts and assisted them in other ways toward an honorable livelihood. Help fulness bridged the gulf in these cases and marks the main highway to penal reform. . Why Shoes Come High -Literary Diat Doubtless some will think it is due somehow to the war; everything seems to be due to the war. But this time the amateur economists are in the wrong. Shoes have gone up because of the astute business ability of a Los Angeles shoe dealer. The story, and it is vouched for by the veracious Kansas City Star, reads like the old saying, "For want of a nail, the kingdom was lost." The high cost of shoes, if we are to be lieve what the Star says, was sprung, like the great oak, from the acorn of a business man's desire for increased trade. How was it done? "Women's shoes began to jump about two years ago," said a local shoe dealer, "and a little before this jump was noted you may have ob served that the women were beginning to wear high-top shoes shoes with tops higher than they ever Jiad been before and in colors that pre sentej a rainbow medley when you got enough of them on the street at the same time. Naturally, the dealers now cry that the shortage in leather has sent up shoe prices, and, while that is true in a seme, the war has had very little to do with the leather shortage. Responsibility really rests with an enterprising retail shoe dealer out in Los Angeles. "I think it was three summers ago that this particular Los Angeles shoe dealer, owner of the largest and smartest shoe store in town, con ceived the idea that something extraordinary would have to be done if he were to sell shoes to women who were touring California from the east. There had always been high-topped shoes for woman and always shoes in many colors, but they were the kind of shoes (or boots) that one usually saw on the stage. They looked good on the chorus girls and the prima donnas, see? Well, this Los Angeles man sent an agent east and he bought up all of these fancy boots that he could find. In the course of time there was received by the Los Angeles dealer of a job lot of women's fancy shoes that looked like the dream of an opium eater." No specialist in futurist art, we are told, could evolve a greater variety of colors than those which tinted the wares he received. There were champagnes, ivories, Havana browns, mouse and pearl grays, chamois, smoke grays, pinks and reds and it ia whispered no lack of the strange exotic tones so romantically called elephant's breath, song of roses, pigeon milk, negro head and a thousand other indescribable shades purloined from the "Arabian Nights." Then, adds the narrator: ' "The dealer makes a great window display of these fancy boots and the women tourists in Los Angeles took upon them, then gasp for breath, then wonder what has happened in the east or in Paris and straightway start to buy. "In the course of a few months the tourists from California, returning east, began to startle the women who had remained home and were wearing the common old blacks and tans. The stay-at-homes started a rush on the home shoe stores, the home shoe ttoret ttarted a rush on the manufacturers and, as a consequence the leather market was upset and the manufacturers were kept busy night and day making new pat terns in a dozen different colon, and totally un aware all the time as to the identity of the man Who had ttarted all the excitement , "Manufacturer!, of course, don't let golden opportunities skid down the toboggan. They shot up prices and women's boots of the more than ordinary pattern now range in price from $12.50 to $25 a pair. The women would have them and the manufacturers decided that the women must pay for their fun. Not meamntr, you understand that these high-priced boots are not made of expensive material nor that they are not actually worth far more than the fancy boot of an earlier day. But that is the story. The Loi Angeles man did it. If it hadn't been for that Los Angeles fellow, I dare say the women would still be wear ing black! and tani, leaving the richer and more colorful boot! to the musical comedy, which, in my candid opinion, owe a targe measure of their decline to the competition which is now offered by female pedestrians on our most frequented highways." v "What price shoe will the average woman buy who enters your shop?" the dealer was asked. "I should lay that $15 a per pair would be a fair average. Many go as high as $25, others drop down to $10. Many buy ahoes at $12.50 per pair. I should say that $15 would be the average price." , "How long have you been in the shoe busi ness?" the dealer was asked. "Fifteen years," he replied. "Now, fifteen years ago," the visitor Continued, "how many pairs of women" shoes did you tell at, say, $12.50 a pair?" The dealer smiled. "Let me tell you some thing," he said. "If a woman came into the store fifteen years ago and paid as much as $6 for a pair of shoes, it caused such a commotion among the clerks that we closed the doors after the cus tomer had departed and talked about the unusual incident for a solid hour." People and Events Out of 300 men examined in Chicago for places in the United States signal corps only twenty-four are reported to have passed. This doesn t applaud Chicago's superior physical con dition, but maybe the applicants are not repre sentative. Burglars unawed by fearsome tradition have broken over the so-called "dead line" thrown around the jewelry and financial districts of New York years ago. Three hauls of cash and jewelry from cracked safes in one week indicate that "dead lines" have lost their terrors. A shrewd laundryman of Chicago, after a try out of both classes, advertises for "women over 40 years of age, for laundry work" in lieu of "girls." He finds the elders stick closer to their jobs, do more work and are pi ef erred over young sters. Hustle counts, not the years. Old sea dogs at Portland, Ore., shake their heads and mutter, "I told -you sol" At a recent launching the bow of the craft was smeared with loganberry juice instead of champagne. Half way down the ways the boat keeled over and stuck in the mud. At the end of three days the craft took water. A party by the name of Pat Crowe, competing for a prize of $25 in Minneapolis, offers as a substitute for "safety first" the motto, "Proceed with caution." "If the slogan is adopted," com ments the Minneapolis Tribune, "not only the city but the wide country will be talking about it. Moreover, it may that the $25 would come in handy for Pat Crowe." The Manhattan Association for Improving the Condition of the Poor concludes from it! expe rience in the metropolis that poverty is chiefly caused by sickness. Ninety-five per cent of the relief given last year was to families suffering because of the sickness or-death of the wage earner. By comparison, drunkenness, desertion and unemployment were trivial causes. The Brooklyn Bar association, composed of 675 members, rallied eighteen members to a meeting which defeated a resolution condemninp as unprofessional the acceptance of "any com mission or rebate from the charges of printers stenographers, auctioneers, newspapers or other fiersons rendering services in connection with itigation." The professional temper of the stay-at-homes is anybody's guess. William Thebus, Denver druggist and member of the state board of pharmacy, says the first year of prohibition in Colorado boosted the candy industry beyond the dreams of dealers. Many take to sweets as a substitute for drink. "That's fine," comments a Denver dentist "A fellow can drink if he has 100 holes in his teeth, but say, when he gets to eating candy he will have to have those holes plugged up, believe me." Health Hint tor the Day. . For persons subject to colds the dally sniffing of a solution made from Seller's alkaline antiseptic tablets (one tablet to a half a cup of warm water) Into the nostrils, and the gargling of the throat with a half pint of cold water twice daily are of great benefit in cleansing these parts of germs. One ear Ago Today In the War. Greek officials acquiesced In allies' occupation of Corfu. , Austrian! began march through Montenegro to "disarm" the popula tion. Allies violently bombarded Ger man lines in France and Belgium. Russians captured Austrian posi tions in Gallcla and attacked on Bes sarabian border. In Omaha Thirty Yean Ago. In the district court N. Merrtam and others filed a petition asking that Al fred Millard be appointed to succeed his father, the late Ezra Millard, aa trustee of a land syndicate which owns a large tract of real estate in Merrick county. Dr. S. J. Chambers, Omaha's fa vorite veterinarian, and wife have re turned from a flying visit to old Eng land. He left there eighteen years ago, a young stripling, and when he returned, an extra heavyweight the we for NtaaSKAi j townsfolk looked upon him as a curiosity. Evidently they got a good opinion of the climate and provender of Nebraska, for Dr. Chambers is a pretty healthy specimen. Ed Rothery, Archie Rothery and Captain O'Malley have gone to Platts mouth to attend Paddy Norton's benefit Mr. Penned, with characteristic energy, has gotten together the best boy voices In the city and hit choir at All Saints,' strengthened by a quar tet of which Mrs. Cotton Is the so prano, far surpasses that of any Epls oonal church In Omaha. The pretty church also contains a fine organ,, manipulated oy Ji. A. xoaa. Miss Carrie Detweller entertained a few of her friends at her, home. Twenty-second and Davenport in honor of Miss Mamie Oliver of Coun cil Bluffs. Among those present were Misses Mamie Joslln, Annie and Jen nie Toung, Messrs. John Brown, Charlie Stone, Leonard and Charles Strang. MIbs Rich, a young girl in South Omaha, has painted two creditable fruit pieces that are now on exhi bition at Hospe's art store. Thit Day In History. 1788 Lord Byron, the poet who "awoke one morning and found him self famous," born in London. Died In Greece, April 19, 1824. 1799 John H. Lathrop, first presi dent of the University of Missouri and also organiser of the University of Wisconsin, born at Sherburne, N. Y. Died at Columbia, Mo., August 2, 18. 1811 Sudden attack upon United States troops by the British at River Raisin, Mich., and massacre of; the panic-stricken soldiers by the Indians. 1827 Duke of Wellington appointed commander-in-chief of the British army. 1881 Obelisk brought from Egypt set up In Central park, New York City. 1890 Adam Forepaugh, famous circus proprietor, died In Philadelphia. Born. In 1881. 1901 Victoria, queen of Great Britain and Ireland and empress of India, died at Osborne, Isle of Wight Born at Kensington, May 24, 1819. 1905 Black Sunday in St Peters burg: Russian strikers attempted to present a petition to the czar and were fired on by troopa 1906 Steamer Valencia wrecked oft Vancouver Island, with loss of 129 lives. 1910 The Knox plan to neutralize the Manchurlan railroads was re jected by France and,Great Britain. 1912 United States troops occupied Tientsin In China. ' , The Day We Celebrate. Prince Christian of Schleswig-Hol-stetn, who married a daughter of Queen Victoria, born eighty-six years ago today. Chase S. Osborn, former governor of Michigan, bom In Huntington county. Indiana, fifty-seven years ago today.1 Terence V. Powderly, former head of the Knights of Labor, later con nected with the Department' of Labor at Washington, born at Carbondale, Pa., sixty-three years ago today. Dr. Francis L. Patton, former presi dent of Princeton university, born in Bermuda, seventy-four years ago to day. Amos A. Strunk, outfielder of the Philadelphia American league base ball team, born In Philadelphia, twenty-eight years ago today. Timely Jottings and Reminders. "Gong He Fat Toy." meaning" "a Happy New Year." This expression will be on the lips of the celestial elite today, as this Is the beginning of the new year of the Chinese. The American Institute of Interna tional Law, organized at the Pan American conference in Washington last year, begins its second annual meeting today in Havana. Topeka's sixteenth annual Mid-Winter .exposition is to be opened today and will ' be continued until Feb ruary i. Upward of $1,000,000 worth of furs will be placed on sale In New York today at the opening of the third in the series of public fur auctions held In that city since the beginning of the war. The so-called labor cases, In which more than 100 labor union leaders are charged with restraint of trade, are docketed for trial before Federal Judge Landls in Chicago today. Industrial and military problems growing out of the war are to be the principal subjects of discussion at the seventeenth annual meeting of the Na tional Civic Federation, which begins today at the Hotel Astor in New York City. Storyette of the Day. There lives In Providence a, very matter-of-fact man whose wife is, and always has been, a bit sentimental and fond of trying to draw from husband those little endearments he has ever failed to furnisb. "I suppose," said she, on one occa sion, "if you should meet some pretty girl you would cease to care for me." "What nonsense you talk!" said hus band. "What do I care for youth or beautyT You suit me all right" New York Times. Endorses The Bee's Stand. Omaha, Jan. 20. To the Editor of The Bee? 1 am glad to see your op position to such measures as the sale It the state school lands and the bill for child Insurance. Both movements should receive a most emphatic con demnation. Let us hope that our state Is too far advanced In civiliza tion to countenance either. There Is perhaps little hope of the latter of these two bills getting anywhere, but the unthinking might readily accept the sophistry advanced In support of the first proposition. That there may be some degree of Injustice done to those counties In which there are large sections of the state school lands, on account of such counties not receiving taxes from them, is not to be questioned; but the remedy does not lie in the direction of robbing the entire state in order that a few land grabbers might secure a foothold. If these lands become alienated they are lost forever to the people of the state. As long as they are retained the entire state In a measure Is the beneficiary. The more valuable they become the larger will be the revenue to the state. Senator Robertson ad vances the idea that it is no more in consistent for the state to dispose of these lands than for the federal gov ernment to alienate its lands. That may be true. But there are those in this country wise enough to under stand that the federal government has been blundering along on this propo sition for years. Why need this state follow the same ignorant example? The time will come When the people of this country will see the blunder on the part of congress. Let the peo ple of Nebraska kill this proposition, so far as this state goes, In order to prevent future regrets. It is far better that the users of these lands pay the state a rental than become the prey of land grabbers, their substance gouged from them In rents. If there Is no other way, let those counties receive larger apportionment from the school fund in proportion to the taxes they fall to receive from these lands. L. J. QUINBY. . Needed High School of Commerce Building. Omaha, Jan. 19. To the Editor of The Bee: We notice in most every edition of the papers something about the building of Brownell Hall; how some rich person has donated sev eral thousand or even hundreds of thousands of dollars for its comple tion, but it la very seldom that we see anything about the building of our own public schools which are so badly needed. Take, for example, the High School of Commerce, growing to be one of the largest schools in the city of Omaha. Look at the location, Its sur roundings and the building. The building itself is not fit for teachers or pupils to dwell in, the rooms not being properly heated. Then, also, between each period pupils and teach ers have to go back and forth from annex to building, or building to an nex, regardless of the weather. And then the health doctors will wonder why so many pupils are sick and put of school. This is the reason and the the only one. The school is now so crowded that we can hardly move around between periods. When the February freshmen come, which will be very soon, I don't see what we will do; hut we will get along some way, for "where there's a will there's a way," and the will is always to be found at the High School of Com merce. 1 All the store buildings around, with an addition of eight new annexes, are now used by the High School of Com merce and there is still a demand for more room and the only way to get more room Is to have a new building. The citizens of Omaha can have it built. So I hope the citizens will show their spirit and see that this school, which is doing so much tor the edu cation of pupils, will have a new building. HIGH SCHOOL OF COMMERCE PUPIL. About Ambulance Chasers. Omaha, Jan. 19. To the Editor of The Bee: There is, and has been, so much talk of "ambulance chasers" that a, word on the subject may not be out of place. There are two kinds of "ambulance chasers," both equally objectionable. The first ambulance chaser, and the one always on the job, is the claim agent of the corpora tion or Insurance company which has assumed the liability of the accident This ambulance chaser not infre quently beats the ambulance to the injured party and many persons (so suffering as to be unconscious of their rights) have signed away their rights for a song, and are now inmates of charitable institutions, supported by the community, when they should be supported by those responsible for their Injury. The ambulance chaser who solicits damage suits should also be sup pressed, but before he Is wiped out of existence the corporation ambu lance chaser should be abolished. The workman's compensation law has done much to prevent the bringing of damage suits by employes; but has it been of any real benefit to injured persons? This law should be revised and there should be a rule established which will hold void any "compro mise" of any claim for damages until after a certain time say six weeks or two months after the accident which caused the injury. When this has been done, then any solicitation of business by lawyers should be de clared unlawful; but one ambulance chaser should be given no advantage over the other. This whole matter really comes up because of the commercializing of the practice of law. We are trying to harmonize commercialism and profes sionalism. In my opinion, It cannot be done. All lawyers must earn an Income by which to live. Only in re cent years has the right of any attor ney to a legal claim for fees been rec ognized. Once the lawyer received "honorarium" and the client was un der no legal obligation to pay any thing. If the old method persisted land the most ethical of us would probably object to a change In the present law) there would be fewer lawyers and those In the practice would work for love of the profession and not for the cash which it pro vides I notice one Omaha firm advertises "law business." The conscious or un conscious irony of this advertisement Is delicious. We have reached a point where law is recognized as business; therefore, let us not object to "busi ness" methods with all of Its ad vertising, soliciting, huckstering and brokerage and let the best man win. Legal ethics still persist in the minds of a few of us who were so unfor tunate as to "read" law in the office of some old fogy whose love of the profession exceeded his ability as an advertiser. Long live the modern law school. Its prospectus opens the door of imagination to those looking for "easy money." and as it competes with the commercial college, the de partments of applied business and applied science of the modern schools It produces Its logical results an an nual output of bright young men who will have financial success in spite of the time-worn traditions of the bar. All hail the "business" of law! Hats off to the new system! The fine old traditions may be shattered; the entire judicial system may be overturned: "substantial Justice" may take the place of well-defined law and the will of the man temporarily sitting as "the court" may take the place of rules long established and upon which our entire legal system is founded; but the "business" of law must proceed and only a few "old fogys" are pained be cause of the friction produced by the inevitable change of the practice of law from a profession to a business. H. H. CLAIBORNE. Looking Back at the Election. Scottsbluff. Neb., Jan. 20. To the Editor of The Bee: Referring to the second chapter of the "Lamentations of Agnew," permit me to say that this attempt to stir up sectional strife by exhuming a skeleton that has been In terred for more than half a century deserves only to be mentioned that it may be despised. Neighbor Agnew has the wrong hypothesis altogether. It may be true enough that the suppression of the colored vote in the south, much as It is to be decried contributed to in crease Mr. Wilson's majorities in some of the southern states, but it was the intelligent untrammeled, patriotic re publicans of the north and west that cast the decisive votes. Four distinct elements contributed to Mr. Hughes' defeat: Organized la bor, the disaffected faction of the so, called progressives, the pacifists, and, last but not least, Mr. Hughes' "sealed bid" for the votes of the un-American element of our foreign-born popula tion. Mr. Hughes' campaign of criticism was inopportune. Anyone can "find fault." I, even, can criticise, and I am not a candidate for president either. I would advise Neighbor Agnew to take something for what ails him. I would suggest that he take three grains of tincture of Americanism, dis solved in a tablespoonful of warm patriotism, to be taken just before he writes his regular trl-weekly letter to your Letter Box. J. F. WEYBRIGHT. SMILING LINES. "That man haa mora money than he knowa what to do with." "1 heard that and was trying to help him out by ehowing htm several thlnsa In which he might lnveat money. And still I couldn't lntereat him." Loulaville Courier tEARMK.KAilBBlE, U6Y tDWIqW WRTHE FWSr TIME - SVWtt X oRWr VfcSfc FfTtVW SOME ClqWS WWl;rOVOUttr0lJr'Wff HE SrIT ALUWatb SMOKE 1W THE PARBRf She What does It mean when the ntm of a stock In the stock-market quotations haa the letters "w, 1." after UT He (who didn't know himself until he bought on a five-point margin) Wasted la come, an far as I can discover, Puck. WANTED A thoroughly capable stock and bond salesman, preferably with promotion experience Is wanted by large middle west corporation whose business Is with the best class of business and professional men. We must have a man wbe under stands western people and western ways and who can meet the most intelligent ele ment of the community on a plane of mental equality. To such a man we offer an ex ceptionally desirable connec tion, both from the viewpoint of remuneration and character of work. The man we want will be ' able to earn from $8,000 to $6,000, or better, a year, depending upon his abil ity solely. Applicant must positively be over thirty and be prepared to furnish highest references. State age and give your experience briefly in first letter. Address Box 1486 Bee Yon do not scowl at a friend yon meet on the street; yon smile. Why have a scowl in your voice when you talk over the telephone? NEBRASKA TELEPHONE CO.