THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: JANUARY 14. 1317.
COUNCIL BLUFFER
HOT AMOMAHAWAN
Hastingsians and Oolnmbnsians
Live Near Hamburgers
and Frankforters.
ALSO POOS WATEELOONIAN
By A. R. CROH.
Would yon oil a person who lives
in Omaha in "Omahan" or an "Oma-haw-an"
or an "Omahaese?"
. A person who lives in Philadelphia
is "Philadelphian. But a person
who. lives in Vienna is not a "Vien
. nan," but a "Viennese." The names of
these two cities, like that of Omaha,
end in, "a."
"Omahaese" is clearly impossible.
"Omahan" doesn't sound very good
"Omahaw-an" (four syllables, accent
on the first,) sounds best. You are an
' Omahawan, a Douglas eountyan, a
Nebraskan, an American. What would
you call a person who lives in Lin
coln? Well, a person who lives in
London is a "Londoner." Therefore
we might call the inhabitant of Ltn
: coin a "Lincolner." But, on 'tother
hand, a person who lives in Boston is
a "Bostonian." Therefore we might
call the inhabitant of Lincoln a Lin
colnian" (accent on second syllable)
Take Hastings, ending in final "s."
Is the inhabitant of Hastings a
"Hastingsite?" If so, then the in
habitant of fans a Fansite. 1 he
inhabitant of Paris being a "Parisian,"
he inhabitant of Hastings ought to
be a Hastingsian (accent on second
syllable). - .
A Yorker, Please.
The New York man is a "Hew
Yorker." So it ought to go without
argument that the York. ettb.. man
is a "Yorker.?
The people of Columbus, Neb., are
not - "Colorobusters," but "Colum
busians" (accent third syllable). And
in the other towns of the state we
have, then, Beatricians (accent third
syllable), Fairburians, Fremonters,
Grand , Islanders, Kearneyans, Nor
folkers and Plattsmouthers.
But what shall we do about the peo
ple of Council Bluffs? Our duty is
plain in the face of the inexorable
rules of grammar and etymology. We
must call them "Council Bluffers."
By the same token, the people of
Hamburg, la., are "Hamburgers."
Don't let 'em tell ya dif'rent. And the
folks who abide in Frankfort are,
without the shadow of doubt, "Frank
sorters." Doesn't it make you hungry?
nno ii you want some wieners, too,
there are the "Oelweiners."
The inhabitants of Naples are
"Neapolitans," but that doesn't signify
that the inhabitants of Des Moines..
la., are; "Des Moinolitans." I shout
designate tnem just plain "Des Mom-
Shall'' we call the citizens of Wafer,
loo J'Waterlooans" or "Waterlooni
ans? The second is certainly the
easiest ; to pronounce and the most
phonetic. And there is really no in
nuendo, in it. ' (' v1 i
In South Dakota the people of
Lead are certainly "Leaders." '
Wouldn't it be awful to have to be
a Ninneapoiisian" or an "Indianap
olisian f
So. now we know inat what we era.
Oraahawans, Council Bluffers. Lin-
coinunsy naatingsians and others;
Obituary Notices.
Mias JULIA MeOILL died at the
homa of her slater, Mrs. a M. Har
sravea, East Ninth street
' W DltrilnB j
years, died at his home, Ave mile
northwest of York. Thursday morn
ing. . He had been a resident of the
wuuijr or uw last ten years. i
EDWARD CITES, aged 10 years,
le4 Friday morning at his home,
nine miles southwest of York, Neb.
L.,!T r nia wiaow and one
child, his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Henry
Cites, two sisters and one brother.
M. (V mnnrTMn'prtxr --. ..
gist of Nellgh, Neb., died Wednesday
at Pag, Neb., from an attack of acute
Bright's disease. Mr. Remington, who
had come to Page to visit friends, was
..Juno uncunsciouB in nis room at the
hotel Sunday mnrninir nA n . -
rained consciousness. .
MI68 ANNA LEONA 8MEDLEY.
aged Is, died at the home of her
HiHter. Wra n T. 1nn - m L
Neb., Friday. She had been sick for
1 lunerai waa at the
Christian church Saturday morning.
Kev. W. W. Alversoo of the Presby
terian church officiated.
OEOROE BHAVLIK, aged IT years,
died at a IfWt&l hnanltel a. - i.
of typhoid pneumonia. Mr. Bhavllk
. ...utu mi ijii mojtory street. The
funeral will be held Sunday afternoon
at 1 flVIwtlr enm ,k- .1
and Interment will be In the Bohe-
Hiiiui luonu cemetery. .
MRS. CAROLINE PETERSON, S
veara of who rfiMi t h k
h result of an attack of heart dls-
. waa ouriM Saturday afternoon
after brief services at the Johnston A
Hwanson chapel at 1 o'clock. Inter
ment waa la Forest Lawn cemetery.
Mrs. Peterson la survived by one
daughter, airs. Carl Fredericksoa of
Omaha. .
ANDRRW VnnT.S (VtWBv
well-known pioneer settler, died' at
iiniijr uuinc si tecumsen. Neb.,
Thursday evening after many years
of falllnr health. w 7
r Mr r-nw 1. j.rr.r
nMitm vuney, ana nta widow.
. ww, native 01 maiana and
served throughout the civil war with
..- .cBitufjuis vji voiunieera, oe-
mg transferred from one to another.
At the nlmwt of th wmt. k. i . .
- -- - iwmcu in
Pawnee ;fHuntv. V..K mnj 1.. ...
1.., uuuu in inxmirn. tie married
iMlss Anna P. Rogers In Tecumaeh
I Jctober , m.
I CORNEUUS J. KELLEV. Mlehl
kan and Nebraska esxly pioneer, died
ut his ranch, near O'Neill, Neb.,
Wednesday night. Mr. Kelley waa i
i.'cars of age. He came to Calumet,
Mich., from Castletown Berc, County
fork. Ireland, In 18J. He waa em
ployed aa a copper miner until 1177.
Then, with a large colony of Irish
miners also located at Calumet, he
located In Holt county and engaged
in ranching and farming, at which he
'accumulated considerable means. Mr.
Kelley, who was the father of P. a.
Kelley. county clerk of Holt, la aur
rived by his wife, two sons, one daugh-
AGNES BURNS TO TALK TO
WOMEN.
MISS
Quitting her post as a public school
teacher for the "larger school of in
dustrial democracy," as she expresses
it, Miss Agnes Burns of Chicago, now
national organiser for the Woman's
Trade Union league, comes to Omaha
Monday to address the political and
ocial science department, Omaha
Woman's club, on "The Working
Woman s Need of the Ballot. Her
talk will be given at Metropolitan
clubhouse at 2:30 p. m.
Miss Burns is the daughter of an
Illinois coal miner who helped organ
ise the United Mine Workers . of
America, the largest union in the
world. She was for a while associate
editor of the Illinois miners' official
paper, . .
Monday ' night Miss Burns will
speak to the Woman's auxiliary of the
larpentera and Joiners union at
Labor Temple. ,
Wool Men to Pool Clip.
Beatrice. Neb.. Ian. 13. fSneeial.l
fL - Ll f g-
ine snccp Dreeoers 01 uage county
held a mass meeting yesterday in the
office of Farm Demonstrator Rist.
The plan adopted yesterday will bring
all the wool to a central point. Each
woor grower will sack, and tag his
wool and bring it to the boint desig
nated. The wool merchants will send
men who will examine the Droduct
and make them bids. This will insure
the highest market price. Farm Dem
onstrator Rist will hold a series of
demonstrations this spring in shear
ing, i .
1 ' York County Prosperous.
York. Neb.. Ian. U.fSoecial.)
York county has twentir-two banks
and aprobclmatery 2O000 people resid
ing in the county. These 20,000 peo
ple have on deposit" in the' banks of
the county $5,12,629.81, more than
$250 per capita.' There are five na
tional 'banks, thirteen state and 'one
savings' -bank and three trust com
panies. According to statements
made in December, they show! Loans,
$4,243,805.06; cash on hand. $1,792.-
008.62, and resources, $690,733.44. The
county-is twenty-four miles square.
.. Alleged Robbers to Fight -Fremont.
Neb..1 Ian. 13. fSoecial.)
Thirty-eight witnesses have been
subpoenaed by the state to testify in
the case of the state against Tom
Colcord and Louis Assman, alleged
bank robbers, who will be arraiened
in district court Monday morning.
While they have made no statement,
County Attorney J C. Cook is of the
opinion that the prisoners will en
deavor to establish alibis as their de
fense.-
' Dividends for Farmers.
Beatrice. Neb..1an. 13.-fSnecial.
The Ellis Farmers' Grain and Live
Stock Company held its annual meet
ing vesterdsy and declared a dividend
of 20 per cent. The board of directory
met and elected these officers for the
coming year: President, S. S. Pheas
ant; vice president, W. H. Miller; sec
retary, Samuel Freeman: treasurer,
George Cunningham. '
HYMENEAL
', ' ' Penner-Petker.
York. Neh.. Ian'. 14. (Soecial.l
Peter P. Penner and Helena B. Pet
ker, both of Henderson, were mar
ried in the city Wednesday. Rev. G.
w. vveber, pastor ol the Hampton
Methodist church, performed the cere
mony, s
STEIN 17 AY
Ths World's Bast Pi.no not
musical experiment, but a
perfect instrument that is hon
ored by music lovers the world
over, will be used by
JOHN McCORMACK
Ths Celebrated Irish Tenor
who appears in concert ,
Tuesday Evening, January Z3,
at tba Omaha Auditorium -
We cordially Invite you to
visit our Steinway Parlors and
inspect these incomparable in
struments ,,.$550,
. Upright VWWV BB j np
1 Grands $825 and up
Terms to suit your convenience
We make a liberal allowance
on pianos of other make in
exchange'.
Schmoller . & Mueller '
Piano Co.,
: 1311-13 F.rn.m St.,
Omaha, Neb.
Exclusive State Representatives
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HOTEL GUESTS ARE
AWAKENED BY FIRE
Blaze Causes Stampede
Hostelry at Des Moines,
But All Escape
in
SIXTY THOUSAND DAMAGE
(Kruni n .Staff t'orr'-tijirnlrnt. ,
Drs Monies, Jan. 13. (Special Tel
egram. I rire ol unknown origin
early today guttrd the thrre-story
building in uliicli the McQuairi gro
cery and market and Regal hotel are
located at 206-210 Seventh street, de
stroyed the 'contents of the building
and for a time threatened to spread
to other structures in the vicinity.
More than sixty guests of the hotel
were awakened shortly after the fire
was discovered at 4:30 a. m. and fled
scantily garbed into the street with
the mercury at the icro mark. Nar
row escapes were many, although no
one was injured.
The loss is estimated at $60,000.
I mostly covered by insurance, it is
believed.
Baby Comes to Couple
Who Eloped Dramatically
The stork brought a daughter,
Irene, Wednesday to grace the home
of Mr. and Mrs. Clifford Harrow, 3465
Ames avenue. Young. Mr. and Mrs.
Harrow came into the limelight more
than a year ago by their two attempts
at a runaway marriage. 1 ne nrst at
tempt, July 1, 1915, was frustrated by
watchful parents and police officers,
but the young people successfully
eluded their guardians more than six
months later. Mrs. Harrow was then
Miss Fay Lowe.
Unitarian Junior Club
Elects Annual Officers
The Unitarian Junior club met Fri
day evening at the Unitarian head
quarters in the Hamilton apartments.
Officers for 1917 were elected as fol
lows: .
Harry o. Palmr, president; Hln Ben
nett, vice president; Minerva Qutnby, Decre
tory; Denlel O. Cary, treamirer.
Miss Adelyaide Fogg was consti
tuted committee on music, Miss Leeta
Holdrege committee on entertain
ment, and Mrs. Walter H. Abbot
committee on theatricals.
Storm Lake Bank Reorganized.
' Storm Lake, la., Jan. 12. The Se
curity bank, which has been owned
by Ballou & Sons and operated as a
firivate banking institution, has been
ncorporated under the state laws as
the Security Trust and Savings bank,
with a capital of $75,000. The officers
will be L. E. Ballou, president; T. R.
Brader, vice president; L. E. Ballou,
jr., cashier, and George B,1 Eginton,
assistant cashier. L. E. Ballou, jr., will
continue as the active head of the in
stitution. . , , : '
State House Notes y
(Prom a Staff CorTMptfndent) -
Lincoln, Jn.r 11. (Rpaclat. ) K. Rome,
Mcratary f th Stkt Banking board, ban
been out of hi efftca almost a wit with
aertoua attaek of fiipp. Ha U now ltn
pravlBC, but lm ana hi to ranima bis dutiu
Ths audi tins: rotnmittea of tba mta nnarei
of Agriculture has apont today volnr over
the books for tba jraar of Secretary W. R,
Mellor. The committee la mad up of R. R.
Purest! of Broken Bolt, W. B, Banning of
Union and W. O, Caley of Cralcbtoa.
fltats "uperin Undent W. H. ClemiiUns has
pervalled on the board In hara of the
capttol building to partition him off a pri
vate ernce m mo extreme sootbeaat eorner
of the building. In the paat there has ben
no private office for the head of that de
partment. The North Piatt country ts taklna more
of an Interest In th planting of forest trees
tnn me aoutn riatte, according to a bul
letin Just Issued by W, A. Mellor. secretary
of the Stat Board of Agrlcul,tur. Of the
77,171 acres of artificial foreatatkm In th
state, Deuel, county ha t,4t aoreat An
telope. 4, MI; Holt. 4.4M: Wayne, t.ftit.
There are 171,111 acre of native Umber In
the state, with I7.1KI anrss of this in Dawes
county, Nemaha ha 7,ISI; Keya Paha, M43,
ana Knox, ,!.
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Saunders County Officials Fraternize Deeply
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Wahoo, Neb., Jan. 13. (Special.)
The accompanying photograph of the
Saunders county officials was taken
just after a "Goodfellowship" feed,
January 5( 1917, and is composed of
the holdovers, the incoming and out
going officials: Upper row from
Uncle Sam 's Youngest Investors
Cultivate Garden in Spare Hours
"I want to buy some stock in the
land bank."
Internal Revenue Collector Loomis
peered over his desk to look at the
prospective purchaser and could see
no one. He stretched himself a bit
and looked again. This time he spied
a tousled head about three feet from
the floor.
"Was it you who spoke?" asked Mr.
Loomis. '
"'Yes," said the boy.
Mr. Loomis came from behind his,
desk to greet the investor and became
acquainted with John P. Rinn, 10
years old, whose father, Patrick J.
Rinn, was outside in the corridor. John
bought $50 worth of the federal farm
bank stock for himself and his
younger brother, Thomas Claude
Rinn, 4 years old.
John and Thomas, it seems, have
been cultivating a garden in their back
yard at home, 3014 Cass street, and
profited to the amount of $25 by their
agricultural efforts. John read in the
1 1 $8 White Wool
Blankets
$6.50 a Pair
After this, sale, tomorrow, these
blankets will retail at $8.00,
with positively no reduction. So
we auggest that you supply your
requirements Monday. 70x82
aiie; fine, white wool blankets
with pink or blue borders,
weight 6 pounds to the pair.
; Monday, $6.60 a pair.
Basamsnt.
j Curtain Nets
I Monday 29c a Yard
I Filet and Novelty Curtain Nets,
I . in large variety of designs,
'll . priced for quick clearance,
J Monday
1 39c and 40s Nets for 29s a yard
," ., Bassmsat. ' '
Lace Special
Wide Filst and Novelty Lacs
Bands, 6 to 10-inch, suitable for
fancy bed spreads. Also wide
. novelty laces for collars and
jabots. .
29e and 39c a yard.
Street Gloves
For Present Wear
Caps Glove, in gray, white, black,
and tan; $1.25, $1.50, $1.75 a
pair.
WaahaUs Srrsst Clovsa, in white,
putty and oyster shades, $1.75
Finest $2 Umbrellas
For women these new umbrellas
with Sterling silver mounted
handles, pure silk cases and dur
able coven, are exceedingly
choice. Ths pries, $2.00.
MEN'S
NECKWEAR,
A splendid assortment of choice
patterns, made with "slip
easy" bands. The shape is
large and stylish ' . 554
Fibre Hose 59c - c
Women will appreciate this qual
ity, in regular or. out sixes,
white or black, made with gar
ter tops, 89c pair. " ' -
Children's Underwear
65c and 75c Qualities 39c
Wool VssUaad Pants, mostly
large sites; Monday, 39c a gar
, meat. '
Regularly 65c aad 75c
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left to right: George Temple, W. I.
Dolezat, Malcolm Anderson, Judge E.
E. Good, W. W. Wilson, J. D. Frahm
and Elmer Eliason. Middle row from
left to right: Henry Pickett, F. I.
Polak, J. B. Hines, Jerry Dailey,
judge a. i.. uonato, miss tuitn
papers about the establishment here
of thef deral farm loan bank and ex
pressed the wish to buy some stock
in it. He told his dad about his de
sire to plunge and the father put $25
more with his sons' earnings and told
John to "go to it." '
As a result John and Thomas Rinn
are the youngest investors that Uncle
Sam has in Omaha.
Impure Water in Mains
' And Iowa Cityans III
Iowa City, la., Jan. 13. (Special
Telegram.) Between 300 and 400
Iowa City residents and university
students are ill from drinking city
water because an employe of the
water company at the pumping sta
tion neglected to turn a valve at
night on Wednesday, and for five
hours early Thursday morning impure
water from the river was permitted
to flow into the mains of the city.
Telephone Tyler 600
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Correct Apparel for the Winter Resorts
(
Spring Suits
Models for Sports
or for Dress Wear .
Utopia Yarns
Put good yarns to good use:
Poor yarns have no use at all.
Utopia Yarns have always
given the greatest de
gree of satisfaction on
account of their un
varying standard of
quality.
Instructing in knitting un
der the direction of Hiss
Steenstrup without charge.
Daily lessons, 10 a. m. to 12
m. 3 to 5 p. m.
Art. Needle Work Third Floor.
Women's Gowns
A new sblpmsnt of high neck,
'long sleeve cambric and nain
sook gowns, tucked and em
broidered yokes, $1.35, $1.65,
$1.75.
Whits Piqus Skirts, with plain
scalloped edge, $1.25.
Third Floor.
Extra Corset Values
High Grade Corsets at
popular prices. You
may find the kind you
are wearing. At a
. great saving.
$1.50 for 98c; $2 for $1.19;
$3 for $1.75; $4 for $2.19;
$5 for $2.75; $6 for $3.25;
$8.50 for $3.95; $10, $12
and $15 for $5.25 and $6.95.
Third Floor.
T.r
Youngstede, Mrs. E. B. Williams,
Miss Lottie Klotz, F. E. Alder and
Charles Gould. Lower row from left
to right: Oscar Lyon, Paul Burmeis
ter, George Martek, Wilmer Johnson,
W. W. Wenstrand, Dan Templeton,
Soren Miller, S. S. Sanders, Emit
Mclsing and George Heldt ,
Nebraska Did Not Have
Game Carded WithM. A. C.
Lincoln, Dec .13. A press dispatch
from East Lansing, Mich., in which
it was reported that the Michigan
Aggies had "cancelled" a foot ball
game with the Nebraska Cornhuskers
today inspired the following state
ment by Manager Reed of Nebraska:
"There has been no cancellation of
any sort of a foot ball game, involv
ing the University of Nebraska and
the Michigan Agricultural college.
This is1 a fact because no agreement
ever was entered into providing for a
game. Negotiations for a game have
been in progress for nearly a month,
but the stand taken by Michigan Agri
cultural college, that it be granted the
right to use four-year players made it
impossible for Nebraska to schedule
a game. ' The rules of the Missouri
Valley conference, to which Nebraska
belongs, prohibit its members from
scheduling games with teams of first
rank which do not observe conference
eligibility rules. Because of this rule,
Nebraska was compelled to drop the
negotiations." .
Bee Want Ads Produce Results. 1
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OPIPON BaDI&(j9
STORE NEWS
HTHOSE who spend the
remaining days of win
ter in the, warm resorts
or the sunny southland or
the coast of the Pacific
will find these advance
spring models in light
weight fabrics especially
appealing at this time.
Present display are quite ex- '
tensive and indicate clearly the
stylet of the coming Spring
Season. ' '
We will welcome an early
opportunity to show you these
newest creations.
Apparel Section, Second Floor.
Springtime
New Wool Skirtings, new stripes,
, plaids and choice plain French
serges, the proper weight for
plaiting; $1.50, $1.75, $1.65,
$2.00.
V
Beldmf'i Quality Silks sold here
exclusively. Many new taf
fetas, satins and the other
weaves arriving daily. Let us
show you the new ones Mon
day. fine Linens Are
Heavy Irish Damask
Table Cloths & Napkins
$7.60 quality, 2x2 yards, $5.38.
$9.00 quality, 2x2 H yds., $6.89.
$8.75 quality Napkins to match,
24-inch size, for $7.00 a dosea.
John S. Brown's Extra
Heavy Bleached Damask
By the Yard
$2.50 quality, now selling st
$2.00 a yard.
Brief Suggests Way;-' r
For Making Adamson
- Rail Act Workable
Washington, Jan. 11 In I supple-
mental brief in the Adamson law test
case, received today at the supreme
court for formal filing next Monday,
the Department of Justice makes sug
gestions for machinery to put the law
into effect.
Under existing railroad wage con
tracts, the brief declares, the phrases
"day's work" and "day's wage," have
a well recognized meaning in most
freight service contracts to be "100
miles or less, at ten miles an hour."
By substituting a twelve and one-half-mile
per hour "speed basis" for
the existing 100-mile ten-hour day
scale, the brief asserted, the Adamson
eight-hour jstandard can be generally
put into practical operation.
The following proposed endorse
ment on existing ten-hour contracts
was submitted to the court: 1
"Whenever by this schedule more
than eight hours constitutes a day's
work, the same is hereby reduced to
eight hours, whether herein stated in
terms of hours or . in terms reducible
thereto, and all overtime shall be
paid pro rata. . .
Regarding this proposad effect the
brief added:
"The Adamson act declares in effect '
that every employe of the class af
fected, no matter what his task,
shall be considered at the end of
eight hours to have earned the con
tract price payable for a day's work.
If he is worked longer, and he may
be,, such work will constitute over
time and entitle him to extra pay.
The economic burden of this extra
pay is counted on to produce an
actual shortening of hours, and this
shortening can be effected without
curtailing the mileage of the day's
trip if the speed per mile is in
creased. "If, however, like passenger engi
neers and conductors, the employe is
laboring at a task which can be and
usually is accomplished in less than
eight hours, he is, of course, unaf
fected by the act The purpose was
to decrease, not to increase the hours
of actual labor. It is only when set
to a task of longer duration than eight
hours that the act steps in and pe
nalizes the employer by imposing
overtime."
Midwinter Tennis Tourney
At Pinehurst Comes to Close
. Pinehurst, N. C, Jan. 13. The Mid
Winter Tennis tournament closed to
day with the finals in the women's
singles, which Miss Florence Ballin
of the West Side club, New York,
won by defeating Miss E. M. Cohen
of the Merion Cricket club, Philadel
phia, 6-1, 6-1.
Sunday January 14
Spring Dresses
Separate Skirts
Dainty Blouses
Fabrics
Satin Meteor, in evening colors
your chance to select a party
or evening dress at a big sav
ing. In the best colors, such as
pink, maize, apricot, orchid,
light blue, etc. Regular $2.00
qualities, Monday, $1.59 yard.
Nsw Georgette Crepes, a large
selection of the new spring
i colors. Bring , those difficult
shades to us; we can match
them. 1
Now Reduced
Huck Toweling
50c quality,
60c quality,
SOe quality,
6Se quality,
75c quality,
85c quality,
15 inches, 40c a yard
15 inches, 50c a yard
18 inches, 40c a yard
18 inches, 55c a yard
20 inches, 65c a yard
22 inches, 75c a yard
Turkish Towels
25c Ribbed Turkish Towels, 19c
45c Heavy Turkish Towels, 25c
85c Heavy Turkish Towels, 65c
$1.00 Fancy Turkish Towels, 75c
