THE BEE: OMAHA. THURSDAY. DECESR 21,1910. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATEa. VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR. TBI BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY, PBOPWITOB. Rntarad at Omaha pofllofflc. u sacoad-lBae anatlar. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Pally and Sunday , Pally without Sunday P,vntna and Rundar Kveninf without Sunday... By Carrlar par month. it.... ....4(0..... ..,.ic ....30 :oc. , By Mail par ysar, Ml 4.M . 4.99 l.tl Sunday Be only .oc.... V...Y I 'ally and Sunday Bat, thru years m adwca. Rcntl BflUra of chance of rddraaa or trrenlanlT Id as- livery ta Omaha Baa, Clrculatloa Department. REMITTANCE. Rmtt r draft. expr or pontal erder. Orly t-fent stamtri tiikcn m payment of pmtll account. Paraonal ehcKi, t-,pt on Omaha and aaatarn exchange, not aecapttq. OFFICES. Omaha The Building. South Omaha 2111 N plraat. Council Bluffs M North Main ItrMt. Lincoln 52s Mltlc Building. Chicago nit People's Oaa Building. w Tork Room Ml. IM Fifth annua. St. LouIn 603 New Bank of C'oromorca. Washington TJS Fourteenth street. N. w CORRESPONDENCE. Address eommunleatlons ralatlnc to nwa ana editorial matter ta Omaha Boa, Editorial lpartmant. NOVEMBER CIRCULATION. 55,483 Daily Sunday 50,037. Dwlght Wllliama. circulation manager of The Bee Publishing company, being duly aworn. ears that ma average circulation for tha month of November, tilt, waa 11.4M dailr. and 11.037 Sunder , DWIOHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager1, subacrtbed In my presence and aworn to before ma thla tnd day of Decemn-r, 11. C. W, CABLSOX, Notary Public. aWtKribra leaving tha cKy tamporarilT atveulal have Tha Bm Balled to than.. Ad alraaa will ba changed as often repaired. . Winter begin officially , today, makeri are entitled to another guest. Calendar Berlin haa nothing on London when it cornea to dissenting aonoroul praise of the righting men at the front. Expert! agree that the door of peace ia open slightly. At much, possibly, at the celebrated open door of China. In quoting Abraham Lincoln, Lloyd George citet an authority whose motives will not be ques tioned by anyone. While pot hunters are abroad in the world it behooves the dt;ve of peace to fly high or stick to the Miami perch. One-half ot the 6,000 men registered for work in New York City fled aa soon at the job ap peared. Opposition to work is strongest among then who talk loudest for It . Warning against avoidable lira risk' cannot be too often repeated. It is this below-zero weather that strains heating apparatus to the limit and keept the fire department busy. The Santa Claut of the pie counter playa the ome juat like Reindeer Nick. Some stockings groin under a load of good things! others hang in to tbt goneness of last summer' bird nests. Attorney General Reed wants $100,000 to pay (or that part of enforcing prohibtion which comes under hia jurisdiction. The attorney general evi dently believes he it to have aome job on his hands. . The ancient and honorable office of coroner is about to make its exit from the board in Ne braska with the fast approaching close of the year; Get the "Hie Jacet" and "R. I. P." signs i ready I . f According to the returns, "Billy" Sunday hat not quite converted Boston to the gospel of "dryness," but he will probably find consolation in a record-breaking thank offering on the last . day of his engagement. When a wise gamester, satisfied with his winnings, pushes his stack to the dealer the ac tion it popularly known aa "cashing In." - Wall street sports are Snore polite. They call a simi lar operation "taking profit." . .. The vacancy on the federal court of appeals bench for this circuit goea to the son of the senior senator from Missouri, which leaves Ne braska applicants again out in the cold. Nebraska is apparently east only for the role of atep-child in this democratic administration. At any rate, Uncle Sam will, bring the boys on the border home this time. Remember how the volunteers returning from the Philippines were given their discharge as soon aa they landed in San Francisco and a transportation fund had to be raised here to bring them th rest of the way? Tax dodging know no race distinction or national bounds. Like the Count of Monte Criato, the world is its field. The German manufac turer who pulled down big war business and dodged patriotic war taxes for two yeara is not only a model of his class but a picturesque exam ple of German efficiency in "passing the buck." Bryan's Optimism Path of Safety for Our New Governor. Just as the little boy who expects a spanking begins to acream before a hand is laid on him, democratic organs are already raiting an outcry against the possibility of adverse criticism that may be paaaed on Nebraska's incoming governor. The Bee speaks only for itself, but we caution Governor-Elect Neville and his spokesmen not to yell until they are hurt unless they know it is coming to them. The Bee will judge the gover nor by his official conduct; we will frankly com mend him when he does right and fearlessly con demn him when he does wrong. While we will criticize him freely, we will not hesitate to offer unsolicited advice. He has his career to make, for in public affairs he is a wholly untried man, and if he has any definite ideas as to state policy and adminittration they are yet to be developed. Atide from inexperience, which is remediable, the worst thing that can be said about Mr. Ne ville to date is that he it surrounded by alto gether' too many unsavory friends and invites judgment by the company he keeps. He will be held responsible for this, however, only in case he fails to find them out and shake them of! and permits them to use him for their own selfish ends, since he must know that he cannot, at one and the same time, conscientiously serve the peo ple who elected him and the democratic patronage-mongers and plunder-bund living on the spoils of office. Let it be understood right now that this it not a question of "wet" or "dry," strict or liberal law enforcement, but of honest performance-of duty. No amount of advance noise-making will shield the governor from criticism if he fails to go straight and nothing will entitle him to credit but measuring up to the full requirements of the gov ernorship. Prance Prepare for Greater Burdens. The French, always exemplars of thrift and patriotic devotion, are to be put to new tests by their new government, which is preparing for even greater burdens to be borne during the con tinuation of the war. Greater revenue ia required and this is to be provided for by new taxes. Men who are not serving in the army will be required to contribute their share of service (by payment of a specific tax. Exemption of income! from tax haa been lowered from 4,000 to 3,000 franca and the rate put up from 2 to 5 per cent. This give a better idea of how thoroughly in earnest the French are in the matter of prosecuting their share in the present war. In other timet they have thown much ingenuity in deviling taxation scheme for raising money to carry on war of aggression, but now they have the higher incen tive of national defense. That the war haa so lidified the democracy of France aa never before cannot be doubted, nor can the French be con sidered a a disappearing nation. Omaha' Budget for 1917. Heads of the several departments of the Omaha city government are making up their es timates for expenditure for next season and tome rather formidable totals are being talked of. Not all of these will be included in the budget when it is finally adopted, but the certainty of an unusually impressive aggregate is assured. This should concern the taxpayers, to the extent that they interest themselves in the purpose for which money is to be set apart.' Omaha hat aome press ing problems, the outcome of urban development These have to do with the ordinary function of city government and are paramount to any of the novelties in municipal housekeeping to which to much attention hat been given lately. The imme diate needa of the fast growing city will require aa expenditure of money sufficient to make up a tax roll that ought to suit the most ambitious. Economy should be the rule in all department! and nowhere can it be better exhibited than in connection with things the city can do without and atill prosper. Juat One of the delicious humor! of the pott-election period it Mr. Bryan't naive auggestion of a constitutional amendment "providing for a refer endum on any declaration of war, except when the country is actually invaded." ' Thia ia worthy to take its place alongside that other Bryanie suggestion that, in case thii coun try waa invaded a million armed men would ' spring to its defense before sunup the next morn ing. The referendum it a mighty engine of de mocracy, but the picture of a solemn vote of the whole country being taken, canvassed and Offi cially declared after an actual invasion of the land had taken place, after the battleships were in our harbors and the soldiers had been landed on our shores, it one that .require the Imaginative optimism of a Bryan to conjure up. -, While the election machinery waa being brought out and oiled up, while the Judgea and cterka were being named, white the voters were thronging to the polls to say whether a defense of the nation should or should not be made, the enemy would, of course, be left to work hia own sweet will. And then there would be the wait for the official returns, the figure from the "back . counties," the verdict of the precinct whence a messenger mutt come on a long journey through . snow and ice. Suppose California, reflecting how we had been "kept out of war" and desiring to . remain thus kept, was close again. I ne bombard' ment of New York, the capture of Washington ' the surprise of Boston what could the isolated ' men in the mountains know of all thatf "This will be not only a safeguard to us. : gar Mr. Bryan, "but it will be an examole to the nations of Europe." It will, indeed! An ex ample ot fathomless toliyi an invitation to come and attack us when and how they please. Look Out for Christmas Fires, a word of caution to celebrants, that Chriatmas festivities be not turned to disaster through caretessnets. It, it become cuttomary to ohaerve the day through much decoration of homes, by trees, wreaths, streamers and the like, bringing into the house much of material that it highly inflammable, and consequently a grave source of danger, .Especially it thia true of the tree and th leavet of holly wreaths. Pine nee dle! are full of retinoua juice and almost at un stable a gunpowder in contact with flame. There fore it i essential that trees be -trimmed and watched with the utmost care. Especial attention should be given to the placing and lighting of the candles on the trees, Santa Claus himself il a noble figure, but his hempen beard and hit cotton trimmed clothing are about aa aafe aa dynamite. Then, too, furnace; fire and other form of house heating should be carefully looked after during the holiday aeason, Joy need not be restrained, nor any check put upon merriment of young or old, but prudence should be conitantly on watch. Romance in City Planning Adenoid and the Criminal Tendency. The presence In court of a young man, plead ing guilty to crime after he had been operated on for the removal of adenoids, may not shake the faith of advocates of reform through surgery, but it will not disturb the doubt of those who cling to the belief that th connection between man's moral and physical naturca ia not so intl mate that a few snips of the scissors will make the coherence definite. Iconoclastic though it may seem, the psychologists have not yet fully estab lished the accuracy of some of their conclusion concerning the dual nature of man Clearing out the nasal passages and removing superficial ob structiont from the pharynx certainly will con' duce to better health and it quite as likely to en able the Individual of criminal instinct to pursue his obliquity with even greater success. Theories on this point have not as yet reached the aotid batia of law and perhapa until we have made fur ther advance in knowledge and ita application so ciety wilt be as welt served if we do not abandon all our old-fashioned notions about the punish ment of thote who turn to crime aa a substitute for honeat work. National preparedneaa againat possible foreign foe lack the urgency of preparedness against the home made enemy. The daily grist of highway robberka, malicious killings and outlawry of lesser degree suggest leas comment on Mexican banditry and more vigorous lupprettion of the relive product. Home aafety ia the ftrat. con' tidrration. J aha E. Laura Addreta Before Omaha Rotary Club. Omaha should not permit that kind of develop ment which center! solely around the commercial and economic coniiderations. These,' although important, and the basis 'of true city planning, are merely means towards an end and that end is a cultural and spiritual existence on a level as high aa it is possible to attain. My observation is that Omaha ia not doing as much as it might to preserve the priceless traditions and marks of historic interest which invest this brilliant young city with a national interest. Lately I wa a guest in New Haven, Conn., and in Boston, and in Newark, N. J. These proudly boast a heritage of from 250 to 400 years years since the early beginning of their activity. They are prone to scorne you of the west, and yet you may point back nearly 400 years to Coronado, the Spaniard, who came up from Mexico to look over these lands. Then 250 years ago came Pere Marquette, down from Canada-way, to be fol lowed a little more than 100 yeara ago by the intrepid explorers, Lewis and Clark, aent out by Jefferson, to make appraisal of what became the Louisiana Purchase from France, of that which is now, in whole or in part, fourteen of our states. The records of these events so far in the past thrilling in their interest, must yet give way to that matchless romance which began when Omaha had its birth born of that conception which brought forth also the first transcontinental railway. What a period! Westward the star of empire was indeed taking its way. Hither had come the earlier scouts, but now here were those brave men and women who, turning their faces toward the west, saw the dangers, the trials, the toils and the hardshipa of conquering this great western wilderness saw them not with the quiv ering of fear or hesitation, but with flashing eye and dauntless breast, laughed in the face of peril and dared to do and live for the spread of civili zation onward to the sea. It was only about fifty years ago when this romance began. Beyond were trackless plains, serried mountains, riches of gold and silver and other minerals; and. greater than all thia wealth, was to be wealth of the rolling lands a granary and pasture of the nation and of the world. Why should you not preserve in a systematic way, in a planned way, the facts and marks of all this marvelous romance of the past? The threwd Dane voted to tell the West In diet to the United State and pocket $25,000,000 of the highest grade of money afloat. The trade brightena the defensive future of thit ceamtry and the Dane get rid of aa expensive encumbrance. I found a spring listen, the fountain of eter nal youth, sought by the Man don Indians but I found it with difficulty, as though you desired to hide it from the prying eyes of strangers. Who has not heard of that Florida fountain of eternal youth1, voyaging to find which Ponce de Leon crossed an ocean? And yet what less of romance, or, is it not a more fascinating romance that the untutored savage went upon such a quest, thinking to find it here where Omaha stands? Why do you not make known to the world, why do you not make easy of access this center of poetic interest, and at the same time preserve for your young people a certain meas ure of ita hiatoric value ? For always in every land there it a twilight zone between, tradition and the proven record. i The days of Buffalo Bill, the hurrying hither of the engineers and graders, the provisioning of wagon traina, tne Beginning here ot a city the gateway, not a gateway of the real westl Why are you not developing a local literary colony to embed in novel, poem and historic volume thia story of empire conquest, than which none mora brilliant or thrilling waa ever achieved? The knighta went in armor-clad to the holy land, and literature ia rich in the telling of the story. The Jews made that unrivaled trek from Egypt back to their beloved Patria, and the greatest book of all devotee large part to relating us the tale. And yet these movements were nunv little thinga compared with Omaha' romance, ita woo ing ot tne great west Lincoln, the great Lin coln, taw the inner meaning of it all, and came here within tight of Omaha that he might per tonally have a-hand in pushing onward the progress of this' brilliant story a billion acres of land with every climate known to man and every variety of natural retource which God ever gave to humankind, itretching onward acrot thete vatt plaina over a mountain range down into a table land, across another mountain range to where roll! the Oregon, and then on to listen to the wavet of the tunny Pacific lap the thoret of our occidental itates. ,, , You' sordid souls, if there be anv aurh in Omaha, if you want to coin romance into dollar., urge on thia work of collating and tystematizing, making aistmct tnese priceless values ot the past. I speak not for a city planning that propose modernity at the expense of tradition, but rather for a city planning that would oreserve intact and emphasize these stories of the old day, these marxa oi tne intrepidities ot men and women who came here to found an Omaha, the gateway of the weat. Omaha was laid out in ita central area in a way to express the large, fine nature of those Sioneera. i with you had always emulated them; ut one ia forced to aay you did it not. ..Later came, aa alwayt come, tome small-aouled, selfish men who lough t to extract to the last dollar what they eould from additioni to Omaha from year to year, and, then, too, there were thote who, not from aelfiahness, but from ignorance, made un scientific and unsocial enlargements of the city. Until, at you ttudy the map of Omaha, you find a hodge-podge, a helter-skelter, a sort of Topsy town that "jest growed" without plan, and with out harmony, ana was therefore uneconomic, and unsocial, and wasteful and unbeautiful. And to today we are attempting to correct these errort where we can and iee to it that in the future all new part of Omaha shall grow as they should grow. Finally, you cannot have a real eitv. a rrnn city, a healthful city, an economic city, a happy city, a clean city, a city politically triumphant of democracy, a city of progrets, a city of industrial efficiency, a city of commercial power you can- uui nave una Kuiu oi a city u you neglect to provide clean and healthful play and a meed of thia rich, hiatoric wealth to those who come after. People and Events nrmav Thought Nugget for the Day. To the noble mind Rich gift wax poor when givers prove unkind. One; Year Ago Today In the War. Russians occupied Kum after aevere lighting. German Reichstag voted war credit of 12,(00,000,000. - Asqulths call for 1,000,000 more men opposed In House of Commons. Italian force attacking Monte Ml rhale annihilated, according to Vienna. French captured Important poattion on Hartmanns-Wellerkopt In the Voa . , In Omaha Thirty Yeara Ago Today. President O. W. Linlnger of? the Lininger-Metcalfe company enter tained his office and other employes at an elegant supper at hia home. Eighteenth and Davenport Those present were Mr. and Mrs. J. M. Met calfe, H. P. Devalon, Mr. and Mrs. Frank U Haller, Mr. and Mrs. H. A. Smith and Messrs. John Haas, Mi chael Schibsby, H. K. Smith, Frank R. Raymond, James Wilson, A. Dal rymple, John Johnson and William H. Clark. A. Hospe, jr., popular dealer in mu sic and art goods, while at work at his desk was surrounded by his employes while J. L. Smith laid on his desk an elegant gold watch. Mr. Hospe, after thanking hia friends, assured them that he would see that their time was properly kept In the future. Those Coming all the way from Nome, Alaska, to attend the University of Minnesota, Miti Leona M. Miller frequently sobs for a run of "homey weather." The hyperborean belt puts, up a good quality of winter as a regular thing, but the girl from Nome thinks anything less than 40 degrees below is too mild lor exercise. Soeaking about preparedness, Tom Gillespie is an ideal exemplar. Tom hails from Collins- ,,. i,a -:: . I- . :, t : i: -; vine, til. Realizing tne pcrus 01 uivauing vni eaio. he donned armor, consisting of two suit of underwear, two trousers, five vests and two coats. The best a trolley car could do to him when he blocked the track was to break his col lar bone. The rest of him simply murmured, "Never touched me." The witchery of native melody in the song "Killarney" brought an aged New York million aire of Irish birth to the feet of Miss Honora May O'Brien, a typewriter. As a business woman Mits O'Brien played the game from the start since the prospect of wedding an octogenarian Suggested substance. Before the wedding bells rang on Monday May banked $500,000 out of the old man's pile. The wiae take no chance, A rural credit system enacted by the last Philippine legislature opened up a big field for easy money grafters on the islands, and they Jumped to it with the speed of a cat for a cream nan. The Manila Bulletin of November 14 re port the indictment of several "sooners" who had garnered shekels from farmers by selling stock in mythical associations. The . account fail to state whether the grafters are natives, hut aa native are shrewd imitators it is orobable they assimilated aome imported scheme! for getting men nnu sharing In the presentation were J. L Smith, H. P. WhltmorcW. W. Bowl by, H. H. Rhodes, Al Gordon, E. S. Bradley, J. P. Palmer, A. B. Schnei der, J. S. Cameron, J. A. Bennett, W. K. Over, Henry Nelson, Erwln Vahl camp and Frank Cole. Mrs. Catherine Crelghton, wife of Joseph Crelghton. died at her late res idence. Seventeenth and Cass. The purchase of the Millard corner at Seventeenth and Famam Jtas been mariA hv Mr. Booth for the New York Life Insurance company of New York. This company Intends early In the spring to erect a magnificent fireproof building on the property at a cost of not less than 1250,000. A successful scheme for clothing school children was recently suggested by Miss Maggie McCarthy, principal of the Pacific school, to Superintend ent James and approved by him. It consists in receiving donations from children of the clothing they have out grown and bestowing the same upon those who are so situated as not to be able to attend school in a comfortably clad condition. i This Day In History- 1J0 Pilgrims left the Mayflower and landed at Plymouth Rock. . 110! Earl of Beaconsfield (Ben jamin Disraeli), famoua novelist and statesman, born in London. Died there April 10, 1881. ill! Tne Bnusn approacnea few Orleans and General Jackson and his forces advanced to meet them. 1829 Lauira D. Bridgmaa a puna deaf-mute who acquired a liberal edu cation, born at Hanover, N. H. . Died In Boston May 24, 188. 184 -Rank of vice admiral created by congress and bestowed on David G. Farragut 180 Tne Bioux Indians massacrea and scalped three officers and ninety privates at Fort Philip Kearney, near Big Horn. Wyo. 1870 The Frenoh made a vigorous sortie from Paris, but were repulsed. 1891 One hundred and nfty per sons were drowned at Cordova, Ar gentina, in a flood resulting from the bursting oi a canal. 1900 Count von uiumentnai, tne last Of the great German generals who fought in the Franco-Prussian war, died. Born July 30, 1810. The Day We Celebrate. Frank T. B. Martin of Martin Bros. at Co., insurance, ia 40 years old to day. He was born at Galesburg, 111., and atudled at Knox college. He came to Omaha in 1898, incorporating witn his brother in the present firm in 1907. Sir Kenneth 8. Anderson, head of the official committee to handle de lays to neutral shipments passing through British waters, born fifty yeara ago today. Charles P. Taft Cincinnati publisher and brother ot former President Taft, born in Cincinnati seventy-three yeara ago today. Dr. Edward u. union, cnanceuor oi tha University of Montana, born in Chicago forty-two years ago today. Henry uroaoy umery, noieu econo mist who haa gone to Russia as in vestigator for bne of New Yor.k's larg est financial institutions, born at Ells worth, Me., forty-four years ago to day. C, Carroll Marden, who has been se lected to All the new chair of Spanish at Princeton university, born In Bal timore forty-nine yeara ago today. Fred Wllliama outfielder of the Chi cago National league base ball team, born at Wadena, Ind., twenty-six years ago today. Walter C Hagen, metropolitan open golf champion and former holder of the national title, born near Roches ter, N. Y., twenty-four years ago today. Timely Jotting and Reminders. Today la Forefathers' day, the 298th anniversary of the landing of the P1T grima Today ia the day of the winter sol atloe, which marks the beginning of the winter aeason. ' A new campaign for the purpose of raising $10,000,000 for the relief of Jewish sufferers after the war will be Inaugurated at a meeting to be held tonight in Carnegie hall, New York City. Aa a part of Ita campaign to pro mote friendly relation! between the peoples of the western hemisphere, the Southern society of Washington Is to give a reception and ball at the Pan-American building tonight In honor of the diplomatic representa tives of the South and Central Ameri can republics. Storiette of the Day. Andy Donaldson, a well-known character of Glasgow, lay on his death bed. "I eanna' leave ye thus, Nancy," the old Scotchman walled. "Ye're owe auld to work, an' ye eeuldna live In the workhouse. Gin, I dee, ye maun marry another man, wha'U keep ye In comfoft in yer auld age." "Nay, nay, Andy," answered the good spouse; "I euldna marry an ither man, for whit wull 1 dae wi twa husbands In heaven?" Andy pondered over this, but sud denly his face brightened. "I ha'e It Nanry!" he cried. "Ye ken auld John Clemmensf He's a kind man. but he'a na a member o- the kirk. He likes ye, Nancy, an's gin ye'll marry him, 'twill be a' the same in neaven. jonns na a i:nria Uon. and he'a na likely to get there.' Argonaut Another Necdlitw State Board. Lincoln, Dec. 19. To the Editor of The Bee: Almost every meeting of the normal board gives added evi dence of its uselessness. At the last meeting A. L. Cavlness and T-J. Ma jors, as usual took occasion to op pose what they thought A. O. Thomas wanted. In fact, the only reason Cavi ness ever had in being a member of the hoard was to serve Majors and the schoolmasters' ring and incidentally make a nest for himself in one of the normals. Every time an appointment is to be made on the normal board Cavi ness. Majors and the rest of the ring gather around the governor like flies around a cake of honey. Their mo tive is not the welfare of the normal schools, but to land some of their num ber in a place of power or profit. As soon aa it was known that Prof. W. H. Clemmons was elected state superintendent members of this crowd began to curry favor with him. The same men who for years have opposed him and ridiculed his school and his methods now are making great pre tense of friendship for him. This is all done with the idea that he can be used by them. This state of affairs has existed in the noraml board and in pcdlng the quary. The wild horson would run for the nearest water holt only to be met in the same cru"! manner and so at the third hol But upon arriving at the final, .r fourth, hole the men were concealed and the poor famished horses wert permitted to fill their hides with al kali water when the cowboys 1,1 loose a bedlam of diabolic yells al most as savage as the average coIU'k yell. Result: The boys, mounted on fresh, fleet horses, soon had their pot bellied, water-logged cayuse borse-dc-combat. H. & BELL, M. D. P. 8. Oh, avarice! What shame it linked to thy name. Yet Lord Ten nyson said, "Oh, discontented man. takest what thou want; but pay the price." New lawd Commissioner Speaks Out. Scottsbluff, Neb., Dec. 19. To tli Editor of The Bee: Newspaper In stincts and the love of a good story will sometimes make one forget court esy to a fellow official. Certainly knowledge df the duties of the office and "competent testimony" had Utile to do with the recommendation of the state auditor, that the state land com missioner's office should be abandoned. Thinking that it might be taken seri ously by the , legislators who are in clined toward economy, I am Inspired to say why the land commissioner elect does not concur in the recom mendation. The office is now elective and should the duties be transferred to the audl- the ring of the School. Masters' club, i """" " "7 ZZ '. which haa endeavored to dominate the , "r'"" " board for ten years. The people are sick and tired of it. If the normal board were elected by the people the schools would be freed from the men ace of the school masters' ring and the star chamber conferences. The higher educational institutions of the state should all be under one board composed of really big men. To clerk or department manager would cost as much or more than the I2.0U0 now paid the commissioner. The se lection of the new official would be taken away from the people and made by one person. Just now the nation is breaking away from the old and obsolete cus tom of selection by proxy and vesting tne power directly In the people and place the schools under the board of JSf. liS. i. V.Tr,t . ,miv.r.itv ni. nid inmire an ero- Progressive Nebraska can afford to university regents would Insure an eeO' nomlcal, progressive and business-like administration of educational affairs. D. B. JOHNSON. How to Catch Wild Horses. Kearney, Neb., Dec. 19. To the Editor of The Bee: If you only knew how much hilarious fun I have de rived from the columns of The Bee these last several days anent the wild horse proposition you would look with charitable benevolence upon this irre pressible communication which pri marily purports to give you and your amused readers some inside informa tion on this rich subject But first I must say. how funny the thing does seem. I am of the belief The Bee has also enjoyed this pi quant occasion from the way you have tipped the wink in several editorial ettes found in the first column of the editorial page. In one of these you paid the presiding federal Judge a sol emn compliment upon his Judicial temperament his sang-froid, or self possession, under circumstances most provoking to ordinary human amuse ment If the learned Jurist sat through this trial, this trying situa tion, without cracking a smile, he is In line for promotion to the supreme bench. It occurred to me a recital of the ingenious method of catching them (the wild horses) would be of some interest at this time. A friend and proprietor of a half section ot Buf falo county's incomparably rich land read an advertisement several years ago in which it was stated the pro moter had several hundred head of good range horses he would exchange for land or staple merchandise on a basis mutually agreeable and equita ble The advertisement was so adroitly drawn as to act as an exciting cause of a bad case of infection of a specula tive character. In fact, the toxaemia following hard by was soon observed by a few Intimate friends, who were much concerned for his mental equi librium. The fine and fertile farm, in which he had on all previous occa sions shown so much pride and Inter est, now seemed a small thing. At length his good wife, . becoming alarmed, quietly called upon their banker. My friend was Immediately sent for and subjected for hours to the third degree when at the end of the ordeal he made a full confes sion, acknowledging, with great men tal exaltation, that his dreams of wealth were ,1"st on the eve of ma terialization, ihat he was to receive a tralnload of good western horses In exchange for his monotonous farm lands. I It was found that he had not seen the bronchos. It was suggested that ne naa nereioiore exercisea common horse sense In the transaction of his affairs. It was intimated that he was tired and needed a vacation trip and that Arizona was Indicated as a mild climate and full of picturesque nov elty. He must go away from common place things and spend a brief time in the recuperation of his health out in the wild woods, the petrified 1 forests of Arizona. Upon arriving he felt a curiosity to see the range and also some wild ani mal life. At his hotel, upon Inno cent Inquiry, he learned that the full area of Co-co-ln-no county, Arizona, had not been explored. But of one fact the Informant was sure; there were but four water holes in the county and they were fifty miles apart. All animal life must drink from these pools. He learned that wild horses were seldom caught. Yet if one must catch one or two the scheme was to locate a few cowboys at each water t hole. The wild horseB came daily to one or other of the pools. Upon the approach of the little ponies the cow boys would fire off their guns and give the Apache war whoop, this s tarn- take no backward step. At the present time and for the next ten years and perhaps in perpetuity the department of the commissioner of public lands and buildings will be one of the most important offices in the state for the safeguarding of the interests of western Nebraska. This fact rjas failed to reach the vision of the excellent editorial writers of the Bee, and western Nebraska may hold them to "strict accountability" if any harm comes of the avidity with which they have commended the plan. It has boen Intimated that if I would favor the movement to abandon the office of land commissioner it would insure my re-election! I am opposed to it, I am not an idler and I want no empty honora I will not be a candidate for any office where there is nothing to do. I am sorry that the auditor hi made the recommendation. I am s. re in hia heart he has no other purpose than being progressive and aimo crarJc, but he has made a mistaXe. His proposal will not stand analysis. He suggests the unethical possibility of giving a mas the power to audit him self or the bureau which he dominates. G. L. SHTJMWAY. The Co-operative Store Remedy, Omaha, Dee. 19. To the Editor of The Bee: Reading the article of Mr. Cameron, secretary of Omaha Retail Grocer' association. In The Bee on the high cost of living, permit me to differ regarding oo-operatlng. He states t grangers were popular for a time and are now forgotten. Co-operation stores are bobbing up and the last heard of them Is, "Stockholders Hunt ing for Promoters" forgotten. Six or seven years ago we paid 45 cents for eggs forgotten! You remind us of Rome in 1893 and trading stamp season in 1907. Forgotten. That is the trouble with us American people, we are in such a hurry to forget! Some twenty-five years ago a little colony of people in the southeast part of our city bought co-operative. How long did it take the grocery and butcher with whom they previously traded to stop them from buying wholesale? Six weeks. Some little over fifty years ago Den mark was confronted with the high cost of living. They started co-operative stores. Ask any citizens of Dan ish birth if co-operating over there is a success. ' Why was our market house built at heavy expense to Omaha taxpayers torn down and ruined except for u trust? Why Is the Basket stores here making a success, but keep that divi dend the buyers should have? It is admitted that any men engaged in private business shall have profit, but co-operating takes and divides the profit. GEORGE C. NIELSEN. SMILING LINES. trcw Oh, sho'il be all right. She'll ukn khelter In aome ahop. ) CreWe Exactly. That's what makes me ao anxious. New Tork Tlmea. DEAR MR KABlBBlE , I'M IM LOME VMITH ft tRMKER -tx OU THINK SOMEB0W WILL TfU. Wf RJUeS W30UT HIM? -OLNE BrWES NO - JROBABUf NOBODY fcMER SWN HlrA WJY A Wllrirfl But with the balanced eltortl of those flock a of foolish guys We get about the Bam results as though they were all wise. in!Hi!H!!!!IU!l!1iri!mm!!H!!!HiUm 621 Residents of Nebraska. registered at Hotel Astor during the past year. 1000 Rooms. 700 with Bath. A cuisine which has made the Astor New York's leading Banqueting place. Single Room, without bath, $2.50 and S3. 00. Double - 13.50 and (4.00 Single Rooms, with bath. JS.50 to 11.0. Double - 14.50 to $7.01) T'arlor, Bedroom and bath 110.00 to 114.00. At Broadway, 44th to 45th Street the center of New York's social and buainen activitie. In dote ptconmitw to all railway terminal. mnnnnmniinmHiiniimniiiiHrHfiHHimt!;Hii!nii TIMES SQUARE Every Day Until Xmas We Place Our Card Stock on Sale AT, h PRICE ONE-HALF OFF Open Evenings