THE BEE: OMAHA, MONDAY, DECEMBER 18, 1916. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER. VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR. THE BBg PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR. Kntarad at Omaha paatarNca aa .aeond-claa. mattar. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. ' ByCarrlar By Malt par month. parraar. PallT anil Sunday ?! Pally without Sunday o Kvtntna and Sunday J. Kvonlnc without Sunday Sunday Baa only JOo.... v.aaa Dally and Sunday Baa, thr yaara In adyanca. III o. Sand nolle of chama of addroaa or Irraiularlty In oa llvary to Omaha Baa. Circulation Department. REMITTANCE. Rmlt by draft, upraaa or poatal ordsr. Only l-cant atanuw taken In payment of amall account. Pergonal onoeKa, except on Omaha and aaatarn axchanre, not accepted. OFFICES. Omaha The Bc Bulldlnr South Omaha 2311 N atreet. nonnrll Blnffe 14 North Main atraat. Lincoln 2f Little Building-. rhlraro-41l Peoplr'a Gaa Bulldlnir. New York Room 0S. tSS Fifth avonua. Ht. I,oiila Ml New Bank of Commerce, Waahlnalon Til Fourtaonth atraat, N. w. CORRESPONDENCE. Addreaa oommunlratlon relatlnr to newa an odltorlal mailer to Omaha Bee, Bdltorlal Department. NOVEMBER CIRCULATION. 55,483 Daily Sunday 50,037. rtwlrht Wllllama, circulation manager of The Boa puhltahlne; company. eln duly aworn. aaya that tne average circulation for the month of November, ISIS, waa IM dally, and M.S7 Sunday. PWIOHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Bubarrlhed In my praaence and aworn to before ma thti 2nd day of Oeoember, ltl. . C. W, CARTOON, NoUry Puhlte. Subacribars Lariat lb city temporarily hsuld bar. The Bm mail ad to them. Ad draaa will b changed aa oft.a raqalrad. . Speaking of food blockades, the subsea raid er! are tome blockaders. King Corn's preeminence among cereal mon arch's warrants the higher distinction of emperor, Washington, no doubt, will appreciate the re newed evidence of good will supplied by Villa's firing squads. ' It is already evident that the state and county pie counters are unequal to the demands of the famished favorites. Those would-be bankers whose applications for bank, charters were turned down evidently neglected to "see" Art Mullen. The sudden and sweeping trimming of stock gamblers reminds the spectator that peace car ries a few horrors in its pockets. The first and biggest job awaiting the coming food dictator of Great Britain Is to insure the freedom of (he fodder on the seas. Omaha's pull as a convention city grows as its charms and . hospitality become more widely Known. King Alt and his handmaid, Publicity, perform wonders in that line. More power to their glad hands. ' " ' . If Germany had tipped off that peace message to the sports of the pits, appreciation of Teutonic foresight would have made the tickers hum with joy. At it it the exhaust of gas from the balloon smothers every thought of compliment. The shower of bouquets tossed at the city commissioners in the anti-Water board resolu tions inturet the authors reserved teatt around the municipal Christmas tree and tags the prin cipal prixet.. Less than, that smacks of ingratitude..' The Russian Duma unanimously shoos the Teutonic dove outf Petrograd. For a thou sand years the Romanoffs dreamed of an open port to the Seven Seat. The hope of realization through the Dardanelles forbidt a rude awaken ing at thit time. ' ' ' " It it pleasing to know that railroad men are beginning to see ample middle ground for the settlement of disputes. If both tides put away their goggles the area of middle ground available for cultivation with reason would surprise man agers and workers. A group of Inventive congressmen propose a simple and speedy solution of the living cost problem. Raise the aalariet of congressmen's secretaries from $1,500 to $2,000 a year, or give each member a messenger at $75 per month, Either plan will fatten the congressional larder and radiate Joy among constituents. Railroad managers are more profoundly grate ful for federal regulation than they put into words. Itt direct value it shown in uniform de murrage charget which increases revenue any way it works. Only a central power could bring about uniformity and a raise of tuch importance. to transportation companies and the public. All Friendly to America , St Leulo Plata Domoual We recently commented on the fact that his friendliness toward and his understanding of America were assigned among the reasons for the aooointment ot Altred limmermann as mill' inter of the German foreign office to succeed Von Jagow. It is significant that the same reasons are being urged by Lord Northcliffe'a papers to prove the fitness of David Lloyd George for the place of unprecedented prestige and power he is to hold in the new British government. There seems to be considerable inconsistency in Lloyd George's accepting the premiership and also a place on the war council, after his insistence on the ability of Asquith to serve in both caoacities. We may argue from it that the new premier is not modest overmuch. But then his phenomenal career justifies his concluding that he it the natural leader in hit country s crisis. It is absurd to assume that either Lloyd Georse or the other three bin men in the new cabinet have been chosen solely because of their frindliness to America. This country could pick several noted Englishmen for whom it has a greater fondness and who understand America tar better. But it is flattering to have the friend' liness of the chief cabinet members for America emphasized by the British press. The fact that Admiral Beatty and Earl Curzon are "sons-in- law of America is not lost, it is alwavt irratifv ing to know that our neighbors are trying to be considerate of our feelings. Nevertheless, these particular manifestations of friendliness will cause some anxiety. In the case ot limmermann, tor example, we are more concerned about the future submarine oolicv than about the amiable personality of the official who ' is to discuss it with us. We are also prone to think more about whether Great Britain aims to persist in its violations of our fights under international law than about the sympathetic ' understanding of our institutions manifested by the new cabinet members. The belligerents snow a aispusiiiun to spcaa poiitciy 10 America, nut inis ooes not signuy a great alteration in tncir behavior. Holding the Negro in the South. Shortage of labor in the north and west parts of the United States has resulted in a very con siderable "migration of negroes from southern states in the last year and half. So serious has this movement become that the southern plantation owners see their supply of cheap la bor threatened, and they are now energetically bestirring themselves to keep the negro in the south. One of the noteworthy effects of the ex odus it that it has led Georgians to admit the er ror of their habit of lynching negroes on the least provocation. The Atlanta Constitution even sug gests that for the future the matter of punishing offenders be left to the courts, so that a negro may feet sure he will not be hanged for some act that would ordinarily be punished by a few days in jail at most. At the same time we have the spectacle of Senator Vardaman offering a resolution in the United States senate, asking that the supreme court be requested to pronounce on the sufficiency of the vote' by which the Fourteenth and Fif tenth amendments to the Constitution of the United States were adopted. The honorable gen tleman from Mississippi, who will find the names of some negroes on the list that stretches between his and that of Jefferson Davis, doesn't approve of the civil rights regulations under whicft the negro is assured of his constitutional liberties. He is anxious to have the negro remain in Mis sissippi to till the fields, but not to vote. An industrial as well as a political emancipa tion is awaiting the south, and when it comes a better day will have dawned for Dixie. Omaha and the Grade Crossings. One detail of our municipal life to which the visiting expert on city planning and management has called attention it the unprotected grade crossing. This, however, will hardly be credited to him at an original discovery; others have noted and deplored the fact for lo, these many years. From time to time The Bee has raised a protest against the unprotected grade crossing, and still it persistent in its efforts to secure relief that is all too alow in coming. No town in Nebraska has been so neglected, either by its own authori ties or by the railroads, as has Omaha. In no other community in the state will be found such crossings at those over the Belt Line or the Elk horn tracks in the north and west parts of the city. For years these have stood without gates, flagmen, or similar devices to secure safety, and the public has and yet uset them at its peril, with now and then a fatality to denote the neg ligence of some one. Nor does much of consola tion flow from the fact that viaducts long ago ordered to carry roadways over dangerous cross ings have been delayed by reason of the inter vention of our city planning board, figuring with the railroad involved to secure something In lieu of the bridge the courtt said must be built. No matter from whence comet the impetus, the city will be the gainer when the dangerous grade crossing is eliminated. . Future Sourc of Oil. For those who foresee the exhaustion of the oil fields of the United States a recent bulletin from the United States Geological survey con tains some comfort. Investigation made of the great shate bodies in western Colorado and east ern Utah has established the existence of a source of oil supply that it beyond that already1 dis covered. It may be that future finds will post pone the utilization of these shale beds, but when the time does come, they are waiting to be tried out and put to use. Careful tests made show that kerosene, gasoline and all other derivatives of crude petroleum may be distilled from the shale, and that the residue is of great value as a nitro genous fertilizer. Results are easily obtainable, and the only thing that holda back recourse to thit supply it that oil from flowing wells is pro duced cheaper at present. At to the supply, it is estimated that the ahale of Colorado alone will produce twenty billions of barrels of oil, or more than five times as. much as has beeen produced in the United States up to date, while the deposits in Utah are probably as ex tensive and just as rich. It wijl be some time before the United States runs oat of fuel oil or gasoline, but the price may go up a little higher when it becomes necessary to distill the supply from the rock instead of having it gush forth in smelly geysers. Elements qf Cost Chancellor Avery, talking to the farmersmade a startling showing that 2.7S cents worth of wheat is finally sold to the consumer for 25 cents when properly done up in a package of break fast food. This looks like an enormous increase in price, but if the chancellor had traced the wheat through all the hands it passes on its way from field to breakfast table, perhaps he would have shown a reason for the addition of 22.25 cents to the price. The journey begins with the local elevator, continues through the central elevator, to the factory, then to the whole saler or distributor, to the retailer, and finally to the one who eats the food. This trip includes a railroad journey to and from the mill or factory, interrupted several times; It involves handling by team or truck at different stages of the route; wages and taxes must be paid and profits taken by each of the several agents or "middlemen," and to mese items must oe aaaeo otners, such as in surance, the cost of promotion and the like, be fore the total it completed. All the intricate organization of society, from the government down, is paid for out of the difference between what the farmer gets and what the eater pays. When the extent and complexity of the service required it given full consideration, the wonder will be at the efficiency of the organization that achieves the result at to small a toll.v A little belated, perhaps, but atill pertinent bit of advice to Christmas shoppers it to keep in mind always the established home , merchants, whose shops are open the year around, to serve the needt of the community. Omaha has as fine retail stores in all lines as may be found in the country, and from these can be procured always any ot the myriad things of any quality needed for holiday uses as well as for the year around. Moreover, the satisfaction of Christmas shopping will be the better for the savor of having bought from the dealer who is with you in all the other enterprises in which the city is concerned. Imagination in Renting Houses frank Bell, la Collier, i The fund for Brownell Hall haa received sev eral substantial boosts in the last few days, and bids fair to see the campaign crowned with sue cess. Such an undertaking might stagger a community with less of determination than Omaha, or an organization that did not feet the impulse to victory, but the committees in charge of the work know only how to win. An observing man in a middle western city consulted a real estate operator. The real estate man advised him to put his money into a flat building three stories high containing twelve four-room flats such as were renting for $30 a month. The real estate operator offered to pro vide the prospective investor with plans for just such a building, from one which he had himself put up and which he believed was superior in arrangement to any other building in town be cause it rented so readily. The thoughtful man took home a blue print of the floor plans. A few days later he came back with a modification of them. He had figured up that each four-room apartment contained slightly more than 500 square feet; the largest room in each was ap proximately 10x12 feet. He proposed that the architect get up a floor plan of one-room apart ments with kitchenette and bath, and suggested that if this one room was 12x16 feet it would be possible to pat two one-room apartments into the space of one four-room apartment. The real estate man demurred; the thoughtful man per sisted. When the building was nearly finished the thoughtful man had the finishing touches put in one of his twenty-four apartments ahead of the rest. He went out and bought a table, a reading lamp, two chairs, a grass rng, a coffee pot, a soap dish and a bath towel and arranged them in the finished apartment. Finally he inserted an advertisement in the local paper which began something like this: "Why live in a furnished room when you can have one of our individual apartments with built-in wall bed, kitchenette with gas plate and ice box and bath for $30 a month." There followed a sketch of the interior of one of the apartments finished. Then, this conclusion: "You needn't worry about the cost of furni ture. We should say that at a pinch one of these apartments could be furnished for. $30. Come in between the hours of 9 and 5 on Sunday and see what can be done for that price." i This advertisement was inserted once. Before the plaster was dry every apartment in the build ing was rented at $30 a month, with the result that the thoughtful man got $60 a month for every 500 square feet of floor space in his build ing instead of $30 a month. . It is only fair to add that the cost of the building containing twenty-four one-room apart ments was slightly greater than the cost of a building containing twelve four-room apartments. All told, the percentage of return is slightly less than twice as great as it would have been for four-room flats. But a percentage slightly less than twice as great as other people are getting is not to be sneezed at. Why did the thoughtful man get it? The point was that he realized that the town contained an unusual number of young people earning good salaries and living alone. The de mand for furnished rooms was so much larger than the supply that rents were unusually high. He lived in a fourteen-room house himself, but he had the imagination to realize that if he were a voiincr man earning $30 a week he would rather pay $30 a montbfor a flat with a private bath and the opportunity of making his own coffee in the morning than $7 a week for a furnished room without these luxuries. By building one-room flats he was' offering a substitute for furnished rooms. Four-room flats at the same price were not a substitute for furnished rooms simply be cause of the greater investment of furniture in volved. By his object lesson he neatly emphasized the slight expense of the necessary furniture for a one-room fiat, r-waaaooyBaf- pa aung ' la el M On Producing More a Boiton Tranacrtpt . "Produce more" is one of the various answers of Secretary Houston of the Department of Ag riculture to the question presented by the high cost of living. Certainly if a good deal more food were produced there would be more food for the people, but whether or not the added supply would result in lower prices depends on a great many things besides the gross amount of food stuffs produced. For the middleman, as well as for lovers, the longest way around is still the shortest way home. It would not advantage the consumer if production were to be increased, even greatly, if at the same time the farmer's pro ductions were to be made to climb the same golden stair of a dozen successive handlings and a dozen and one profits on the way from the pro ducer to the consumer. Besides, it it a great deal easier to say to the American farmer, "Produce more," than it is to make him do it. To the considerations recom mending superior thoroughness in cultivation and demonstrating the enormously greater production possible, a farmer has said to us: "It is all very easy for you to tell me that I should produce more to the acre than I do and for the good of the country I really ought to produce more, but I will tell you what I am up against: I have to do the most of my own work on the farm, with the help of a single hired man. That involves ma chinery to save the labor that I cannot get if I wanted to get it; this machinery consists of mow ers, mechanical corn-planters, horse plows, cul tivators, etc., and every one of these machines in volves extensive, not intensive, cultivation. We two have got to spread ourselves pretty thin over a tot of land to make the farm pay. You say cultivate intensively. What does that mean? It means a row of men or women bending their backs over growing corn, potatoes and vegetables. It means lots of labor and labor is exactly what we haven't got in thia country. Around the big cities you may have it and that is where inten sive gardening can be and is carried on. But for us fellows in about nine-tenths of the country extensive cultivation by a very few men, with ma chines, is the only thing possible. Give us the labor and we will do something different" There is a point in this objection, but our friend has not vet proved that American farmers cannot produce a great deal more, even with pres ent resources as to UDor. i ney are actually be ing helped to do that by the farm management bureau of the Department of Agriculture, which points out to farmers better varieties, better seeds, better ways of getting crops out of the soil, all perfectly in harmony with a small force on the farm and the use of machinery. The model farms of hieh Droduction. which this bureau always holds up to the farmer, are those upon which ex actly the same force is employed that he is obliged to use on his farm. That excellent institution of agricultural advice and economy, the county agent, never advises a course which is out of reach to the farmer with his existing resources. It is not a question of labor, but of putting knowledge in the place of mere muscle. Say there is not a single additional hill of corn, and that one man's machine prepares the ground for it, plants it, cul tivates it, harvests it, but that single hilt of corn produces twice as many grains as before. That a increased production without increased labor and it is a matter ot increased intelligence in man agement People and. Events J. B. Tattersall, who controls more cotton milts than any other man in England, began his ca reer as a mill boy in Lancashire at the age of 9 years. The oldest member of the house of repre sentatives in the sixty-fifth congress will be Gen eral Isaac R. Sherwood of the Ninth Ohio dis trict, who is now in bis eighty-second year. Rt Rev. John S. Foley, Catholic bishop of Detroit, will celebrate this month the sixtieth anniversary of his ordination to the priesthood, which took place in Kome uecemoer, cj. ituo. At general manager of the London & South- western railway, Sir Herbert Walker has directed the movement of 15,000 troop trains and several thousand Red Cross trains carrying the wounded since the beginning ot the war. Thought Nugget 'or the Day. For some must follow and some com mand, For all are made of clay. Longfellow. One Year Ago Today In the War. Ford peace party arrived at Chris tian aand, Norway. German cruiser Bremen reported sunk in Baltic by British submarine. Oreat Britain sent single men of the new volunteers, from 19 to 22 years old. to the colors. Paris reported an Intense bombard ment against German trenches near the Oise river and effective fire In 8t Mlhiel region. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago. A delegation of Omaha Knights of Pythias lodge No. 26 went to Papll lion to assist the local lodge In Insti tuting the third degree. The party fm. w awooro tP, was composed of Messrs. Krause, Heints, Otto Wagner, C. Brode, Gross man, Tibke, Hartwig, Copts, Kroege, Evarts and Boehm. The Bee acknowledges with pleas ure the receipt of a handsome painting of 8hoshone Falls from J. J. Cum mings, manager of the Omaha Litho graphing and Stationery company. The painting is presented as a premium to the subscribers of the Omaha Trade Review. The Board of Education haa adver tised for plans for a twelve-room school building to be erected on the high school grounds, an eigni-room building at Twentieth and Izard and a twelve-mom building at Twenty- eighth and Webster. Collins & Shantz, crayon arimm, i - HUonajuon nf Mr. nave iinuo duiiuub .V : and Mrs. Fitzgerald. Another that shows an excellent conception of light and snaae is a portrait ui imo. Belden. , . Mrs. Gilbert entertained about fif teen of her friends at an old-fashioned candy pull. William Broaerica or tne ummn. Ab bott company was delightfully enter . i . j i... - t,A v,-B n TP. Rtenhens milieu wj J" -" - ' TT at the home of Mr. and Mrs. G. H, Shipman, 630 Bouth-Seventeentn. Mrs. J. "L. Webster gave a reception In honor of Mrs. H. B. Williams of New York. The women who assisted in receiving were; Mrs. N. Shelton, Mrs. Judge Bunay. sirs. vaitey, Miss Wakeley, Mrs. J. M. Woolworth, txrm nittir Mrs. General Dandy and Mrs. E. S. Dundy, Jr. This Day to History. 1795 Henry ueuwaiier, tne mm,?! -a i ... ,.., in tha ITnited States. born In Switzerland. Died at Easton, Fa., April zi, iss-f. 5 1846 Sikhs defeated by Britten at battle of Moodkee. 1863 Archduke Francis Ferdinand, heir to the Austrian throne, born. Assassinated at Sarajevo, 1 June 28, 1870 Assembly of German princes presented the king of Prussia with an address requesting him to become em peror. . AH omciai roueynui ' given King Kalakaua of the Hawaiian Islands by congress. lg87 Duke of Norfolk, special en voy from Queen Victoria, congratu lated Pope Leo XIII on his Jubilee. 1889 Convention of delegates from Kansas, Iowa, North Dakota, South Dakota and Nebraska met at Omaha to form a central prohibition organiza- 181 Gulon Line steamship Abys sinia, Ave days out from New York, burned at sea; passengers -and crew rescued by the Spree. . 1904 Japanese captured Ki-kwan-shan forts at Port Arthur. S The Day We Celebrate. L. M. Whitehead, chief clerk of the general passenger agent of the Bur lington at Omaha, was born December 18, 1879, at Fairmont Neb. He has been continuously with the Burling ton since 189. . , Charles L. Shook, president of the company by his name manufacturing Jewelry, is today Just 66 years old. He waa born In Canton, 0.t and has been active In lodge circles. ; . Major Harry H. Bandholtz, Thir teenth United States infantry, who commanded the Pittsburgh training camp the last summer, born in Michi gan fifty-two years ago today. Dr. Lyman Abbott noted' clergy man, author and editor, born at Rox bury. Mass, eighty-one years ago to- Dr. 8. Parkes Cadman, noted clergy man and eloquent pulpit orator, born in England fifty-two years ago today. Francis Burton Harrison, governor general of the Philippines, born in New York City forty-three years ago today. . .. . Nathan B. Scott, former United States senator from West Virginia, born in Guernsey county, Ohio, seventy-four years ago today. Rt. Rev. John. Grimes, Catholic bishop of Syracuse, born in County Limerick, Ireland, sixty-tour years ago today. . , - Tyrus R: Cobb, outfielder of the De troit American league base ball team, born at Royston, Ga., thirty years ago today. . Mike Glover (Michael J. Cavanagh), well known welterweight pugilist, born at Lawrence, Mass., twenty-six years ago today. Timely Jottings and Reminders. Congratulations to President and Mrs. Wilson on their first wedding anniversary. Final decision on the route of the proposed Jefferson highway, from Winnipeg to New Orleans, is expected to be announced at New Orleans to day. Carranza's action on the protocol signed at Atlantic City by the Mexican-American Joint commission will be submitted to the American commis sioners by the Mexican members at a preliminary meeting to be held today at Philadelphia. Trial In the cases of Elmer E. Gal breath, former president and Charles H. Davis, former chairman of the board of directors ot the old Second National bank of Cincinnati, is sched uled to begin today in the United States district court at Cincinnati. Rear Admiral Robert E. Peary Is to preside at a dinner to be given to night at the Hotel Astor, New York City, in honor of Ruth Law, who holds the record for the longest nonstop flight In America and the second long est flight in the world. Storyctt of the Day. The teacher was giving the school a little lecture on good conduct "Avoid criticising," she said. "Don't make a practice of finding fault with other people, or picking flaws in what they say or do." Teacher," spoke up a little boy, "that's the way my father makes his llvin'l" . , "You surprise me, George! What is your father's occupation T" "Ha s a proofreader, ma'am." The teacher coughed. "Well, George," she said, "I make an exception in the case of your father." Youth's Com panion. . 8cnnoiiette lo "(ioodfe.iows." Blair. Neb.. Dec. 15. To the Editor j of The Bee: Once more the season is at hand when the Christian world Ih approaching a day that will be cele brated. There are no days of celebra tion or decoration that can compare with the one now drawing near be cause of the spirit attached. A spirit of one who is said to have "made him self of no reputation, and took unto himself the form of a servant, made in the likeness of men and was found in the fashion of man." The echo of this great call to ob serve a holiday season has an agree able effect on humanity, for it seta men thinking of others. It brings the life of the other fellow, who may be less fortunate, forcibly before us. In answer to this great call the great American hart responds and the awakening is having its effect on the entire civilized world in a desirable and pleasing way. Men may go forth with the best of intent and purpoHe in a desire to stop carnal warfare, but words are weak In comparison to deeds,' and the "goodfellow" who ."makes himself of no reputation" in assisting those less fortunate will outshine the stars with such action, because It follows in the wake of the right spirit, representing more power for good than all the preachment of the greatest evangelists of the world. Then let us encourage this spirit of good fellowship that the newspapers are enlarging upon. Beautiful indeed is IV to remember those less favored than we are, and may each and every reader of this paper resolve him or herself Into a committee of one to do some little act of kindness, however small, for as little drops of water make the great ocean and smallest particles of sand make the great whole of the most beautiful world of a ma terial nature known to humanity, with action bubbling forth from the heart that may not stop wars, but it is believed will act as a powerful fac tor tn its prevention. The heart beats of the goodfellow now appearing on the surface has a mission in the business and social world of today as never before. May its vibration and pulsations radiate with the rising sun 365 times for 1917 clothed in a spirit of charity "making for itself no repu tation," and may the pathway of "goodfellows" be strewn with flowers on the great wayside of human life, and the world will get better. Long live our "goodfellows." T. J. HILDEBRAND. What Is a Veteran? Fremont, Neb., Dec. 1 5. To the Editor of The Bee: The statement is made in The Bee that an old veteran 60 years of age had cashed a check, etc. Something wrong here, sure. When your correspondent first pre sented himself for enlistment in .1862 and was turned down and told to wait a year or two, this man was only 5 years of age, and but 8 years of age when I was- mustered out in 1866, at the close of the war. Something wrong about this. Real old soldiers are not liable to be engaged in that kind of thing and should not be charged up with such business unless an Old Soldier is guilty. The young est old soldier in the state is 70 years old. P. H. WINTERSTEEN. a hU-p further and admit another truth which ought to be quite evident to the most obtuse; namely, that the farmers are the best Judges, at least in this matter, of what is to their in terest. But no matter whether they are or not, the fart remains that they think so, and no matter whether other people who have been hammering them on "good roads" for ail thee years and who live mostly In the sweat of the farmer's face like it or not, the farmers are now acting and will continue to act accordingly and hence these resolutions of yesterday aprainst the federal road law. Since you did not publish these road resolutions of the farmers' con gressthough I trust you may yet do so let me give a brief synopsis of them. They declare against any ap propriation by the legislature to meet the provisions of the federal road law; against the creation of any state high way commission with other than ad visory powers; ask the legislature to memorialize congress asking forthe repeal of the federal road law, and urge the farmers of the state generally to send petitions to the legislature along these lines. I think the time has now fully come when these professional rood roadists. from New York to San Francisco and from Omaha to Sidney, should accept the Inevitable. They should have sense enough to know and to see that, so far as Nebraska is concerned, the farmers who have mostly been listen ing in silence to their arguments most of which are false or quite so phistical have made up their verdict and that it is against them. And, fur ther, they will in due time find oat, even if they do not now know, that the farmers of Nebraska not only do not want, but will not have, these hard surfaced roads that cost anywhere from $10,000 to $25,000 per mile, and that the consideration that they may have to help build the roads of other states without getting any of the plun der for themselves will not shake their determination. In conclusion let me say that when the state association of farmers' ele vator companies two weeks ago in a practically full house declared In fa vor of good dirt roads and against these so-called "Improved," or hard surfaced roads, there was not a dis senting voice, and that when the farm ers' congress yesterday made similar declaration, though stronger and more comprehensive, there was only one dissenting voice and that of a man who was admittedly more of an auto mobile man than a farmer. And though I am no prophet and hold no commission to speak for them, let me predict that when the Farmers' union state convention meets here in Omaha about a month from now an organi zation of simon-pure farmersthey will make even stronger declarations on this road question if that were possible than have these organiza tions above referred to. CHARLES WOOSTBR. SMILING REMARKS. "Why did yon sdd to that story X tfltd you about my war bride profits?" "I added nothtnff." "That's just It. I told yoo I cleared $500 and you made it $5,0W." Louisville Courier-Journal. Wooster on Good Roads. Omaha, Neb., Dec. 15. To the Edi tor of The Bee: Tou comment this morning on the action of the Nebras ka Farmers' congress in opposition to the federal road law. Will you kindly permit me to comment on the com ments, prefacing my remarks with the statement-of the fact that I fathered those road resolutions both in the farmers' congress and in the state meeting of farmers' elevator associa tions held in this city about two weeks ago and presumably know what I am talking about. - You say the farmer is the one "who pays the high cost of poor roads" and I am glad to hear you say it not because it is true, which it is not nobody pays for them; as a general rule our roads are good but because you therein indirectly admit that the interests of the farmers are the chief factors in the case the thing the farmers have always been insisting upon. I think you might now well go "Tou seem to attach great lmportai.ee to the secret ballot?" "I do. It's what enables a silent voter to claim after election that he voted for the successful candidate. Washington - Star. X)tAR MR.KABlLWUT, 1 W FtAMCE.ON THE ft), MS SOV J AE A BCJTrtE OP FERRMC. I CWf fMLL CofiK OUT AHb X pff J SHALL I Do? Push we copkw v, . Doctor Have you tried counting; up to 100? Insomnia Patient Tea, but at M I re member that's the amount of your bill, and at 80 my wife's new town gets my goat! Philadelphia Bulletin. Neighbor ' f who had heard a commotion tn the Casey tenement) What's the matter, Mrs. Caeey? Are ye bavin' difficulty wld yer husband? Mrs. Casey (with scorn) Havin difficulty wld him. Not much! He'i dead aisy for me. Baltimore American. Bo You Have to Go Down the Stairs At Night to Answer Your Telephone? An extension telephone in your bedroom does sway with the necessity for those trips down the dark and chilly stairway when the telephone rings. Answer and send your calls from your bedside. RESIDENCE EXTENSION TELEPHONE RATES Without a bell 50 cents a month. With extra bell 75 cents a month. Persistence is the cardinal vir tue in advertising; no matter how good advertising may be in other respects, it must be run frequently and constant ly to be really successful.